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laufire · 27 days
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jason's lazarus pit was golden jason's lazarus pit was golden jasonslazaruspitwasgolden jason's lazarus pit was golden JASON'S LAZARUS PIT WAS GOLDEN
AND PIT MADNESS IS *NOTHING*
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Do you know this Jewish character?
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maidragoste · 6 months
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Did rhaenyra ever saw moments between reader and alicent that made her go "she never was like this with me" ?
Also rhaenyra and harwin being pissed bcs she is poly and dating to people but not them
But also who is reader great love? We know she has hoes but... The one where she would protect when it came to it
It's silly, but one specific moment that comes to mind is when Viserys is laughing at Alicent for wanting to show Daemon the new tapestries. Reader stomps on Viserys' foot to shut him up and pretends it's an accident. Rhaenyra knows that you did it on purpose and is left thinking "Is Alicent so important to you that you would risk the king's anger? Why did you never do something like that for her? Why do you protect Alicent so much and when you hear someone make fun of her position as heir you do nothing?"
Harwin is crying and kicking himself because he didn't think to tell his wife that he had feelings for Rhaenyra because he believed she would be against a polyamorous relationship.
I HONESTLY DON'T KNOW WHO READER'S GREAT LOVE IS 😭😭
It's probably Alicent and Larys but at the same time I feel like she really loved everyone at a certain moment
Her life would be easier if she had a polyamorous relationship with everyone (or maybe not because she would have to keep everyone from killing each other lol)
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veggieharumaki · 8 months
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“We were friends before YouTube, and we always will be.”
in another life
look at kid sapnap lmaoooo I made him look like every boy who played baseball in the park as a kid
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slaingelo · 21 days
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WHAT IF THE FOUR HOES ATE THE ICE CREAM AT THE ICE CREAM STAND IN SUMMER ⁉️
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WHOAH. THE FOUR HOES ARE GETTING ICE CREAM AT THE ICE SCREAM STAND THIS SUMMER !!
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daenerysies · 2 months
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I really wonder where you got the idea that the greens consider Aegon a worthy king. No one thinks of him as such, including his family lol. Even he himself says that he does not want the throne and is not born to rule. People support the greens because: 1. They just like these characters more. 2. They believe that the greens in general would be better rulers than the blacks in general. 3. They believe that the greens have usurped the throne to protect themselves. In neither case is it a question of Aegon being a good king. Stop attributing thoughts to people that they didn't express.
i’m going to need y’all to read my post front to back at least three times, and then back to front thrice more. no where in the fucking post did i put down that the greens consider aegon to be worthy to the iron throne. the whole worthy statement literally goes “…aegon did nothing to prove he was worthy of being named heir, let alone being king.” the key words are ‘did nothing to prove’, HE did nothing. no where in the post did i mention the team green fandom, minus putting the tag ‘anti team green’. you’re nitpicking because otherwise you wouldn’t have something to whine about. i get that media comprehension can be tough, but really? is this the best you all can come up with? i understand all of the ‘reasons’ why people support the greens over the blacks. that’s why i’m not team green. it’s a comparison. how many times have you and your buddies haha-ed over rhaenyra being a privileged brat who did nothing to secure her claim? i’m guessing quite frequently, considering i still see the same dumbass talking points despite blocking the tags. your precious uwu aegon and his stans can handle having one of your arguments pointed out as sexist, right? you can’t come after rhaenyra for one thing and then give aegon a pass for the exact same reason. it’s hypocritical and contradictory to do so. use your brain. i PROMISE *pinky promise at that* it’s not that difficult to do.
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little-pup-pip · 5 months
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Would you be able to do a Moodboard Of age regressor Martian Mickey (from Mickey Mouse club house) with sleepy vibes and Spacey theming?? Mostly Leaning towards the color green? 💚🐁
Yes!!
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paxthepuppycat · 20 days
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Croc Stimboard!
I just wanna say real quick I’m so sorry I’ve been ami from doing these Stimboards but I’m gonna try to start them again :)
love yall so much <3
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I hope you like it!
@roastedfertilizer
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top five movies
Whispers Of The Heart (1995)
The Prince Of Egypt (1998)
Coraline (2009)
Wall-E (2008)
Alice In Wonderland (2010)
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can you write something about maggie green literally anything i’m scraping penny’s to find anything about her on this app 😭
༉‧₊˚. 𝐟𝐚𝐫𝐦𝐞𝐫'𝐬 𝐝𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐞𝐫 || 𝐦𝐚𝐠𝐠𝐢𝐞 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐧𝐞
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― pairings: maggie greene x fem plus size!reader
― era: season 2
― summary: when you're forced to take glenn's place for the medication run, you get more than what you've bargained for at the hands of the farmer's daughter.
― warnings: kissing, making out, stripping, oral sex, come eating, come swallowing, dirty talk, maggie's dirty mouth, dom maggie greene, dom/sub undertones, tribbing, implied tribbing, implied scissoring.
― wc: 1704
⋆ a/n: you basically take glenn's place in the episode 'cherokee rose'! some twd fans may find the banter leading up to the smut familiar seeing as though they are glenn's lines as he is caught guilty with a box of condoms, so what i have to say for that is i do not own the idea for the dialogue, and it is not my original idea, it is completely trademarked and copyrighted to AMC™ and TWD™ Writers! the only part of this fic that i own is the smut as well as the head-canon for bisexual maggie greene! i feel the same! and that's exactly why i write for her! so, thank you for giving me the excuse to write another smut ;]
masterlist | AO3
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Your people had just settled on Hershel's land, you couldn't be having a crush on the poor man's daughter. You shamefully admit that you had been avoiding her, whenever she would come to talk to Rick or anyone really, you would move away, lying about needing to do something in order to escape the guilt as your eyes trailed straight down to her sweaty and sun kissed chest, her cleavage luring you in like a inescapable spell. There was no escaping now, not when you were forced to go into town with the woman to retrieve medication.
The ride to the pharmacy was silent, the only thing you could hear was the sounds of the horses' hooves hitting the pavement.
"You alright?" You asked awkwardly. "I'm fine." She responded without looking back at you. "I saw the look on your face back at the well. 'Never seen one killed up close before?" You asked curiously. She didn't answer you, guiding her horse in front of you. "'Guess it's kind of a shock." Yet again, you received no response from her. "You know, being out on the road, we've seen a lot." You mood dampened, "'Guess we've gotten a little numb to it." You admitted.
"Woah. I guess so." Was all she said.
You both approached the pharmacy, the two of you looking at the 'Take what you need and God bless' sign sitting in the front window. You spared a look at her, the woman taking the initiative to enter the store ahead of you. Once you both had entered, she turned around to look at you. "I'll go see what antibiotics are left," She spoke simply, "What else is on the list?"
"Uh.." You stuttered, reaching into the back pocket of your jeans to retrieve the piece of folded up paper. "Why don't you get started?" You said while handing her the sheet. "What about you?" She asked. "Um.. I'm gonna look around, see what's worth grabbing. Just some general stuff." She didn't bother to answer you back, leaving you to your own devices as you walked into the 'Feminine Hygiene' isle. You felt a bit guilty as you looked for what Lori had sent you for, throwing a glance from over your shoulder before you bent down to conduct your search.
You picked up a bottle and a box before putting them back down fruitlessly. Your eyes finally landed on the pregnancy test as you looked at it in disbelief.
"What do you got?"
You scrambled to shove the box in your bag as you stumbled to give her an answer.
"Uh.. um.. nothing." You said unsurely, "Just, like I said, general stuff." You hadn't noticed what you picked up before she asked, "Condoms?" With an amused smile on her face. You gasped in embarrassment. "You got a boyfriend I don't know about?" She asked with a grin. "Me? No. No." You denied while shaking your head, butterflies twisting in your gut as her eyes landed back down on the box. "Then you're a pretty confident girl then."
"No." Was all you could say. "No no no. I- I- I- wasn't— I would never—" She cut off your nervous rambling. "'Something wrong with me?" You were quick to say, "No." You shook your head, "No, I—" You threw a hand up and chuckled nervously as you tried to think of a response. "I would never have sex—" Realizing how dumb that sounded, you gave up. "Uh, I'm- I'm lost." You said with your eyes shut in shame, a shake in your head as your hand gripped the box once more.
You opened your eyes, waiting for her response anxiously, but the response that she had given you was not one that you would have expected.
"I'll have sex with you." You stared at her in disbelief, not only because you were caught of guard, but you also didn't know she swung that way. "Really?" Was all you could say. "Why?" You added. "You're asking questions?" She asked innocently, proof that she was truly entertained by this whole situation.
"Okay, I can't help wondering." You said plainly, desperately trying to hide how confused but excited you were. "It's not like our options are vast these days." She said as she took off her bag, letting it fall to the floor. She set how cowgirl hat on top of it, running a hand through her hair as she moved closer to you. She looked in your eyes for reassurance before placing a kiss on your lips, your eyes falling shut despite your hesitancy.
You kissed her back, and as you separated, she said, "And you're not the only one that's lonely." The tension was thick between the two of you as you watched her strip off her shirt, her flat stomach and plain white bra being revealed to you. She never broke eye contact with you as she removed her bra, your eyes falling to her gorgeous breasts. It seems as though you would continue to be rendered speechless as a, "Wow." Fell from between your lips. She smiled as she waited for you to do the same, those same butterflies twisting in your stomach as you tugged off your own shirt as well.
Her eyes fell to your torso before raising to your face again, the sight of you bare in front of her causing her to advance towards you slowly, her hand falling on your naked shoulder as you cupped the side of her cheek, your lips joining together as you kissed.
"I didn't know you liked girls." You spoke between kisses. "Oh, honey, you don't know me." She said as she chuckled darkly. Arousal pooled in your underwear as her hands trailed down, landing on the band of your jeans as your stomach sunk in due to a deep breath you had taken, her fingertips tantalizing as they finally landed on the button.
"You gonna be a good girl and take yer bra off for me?" You didn't need to be told twice as you reached behind you, unclipping the useless item and undergarment falling to the floor. "You're so pretty." You heard her say as she fell to her knees, tugging your pants down along with her. "Thank you.." You said shyly. She smirked to herself as your jeans and underwear pooled around your ankles. "Step out of 'em and lay down." She helped to tug them over your feet, putting them right next to her bag that she had put on the floor.
You tried your best to get comfortable as the cold tile flooring touched your bare back.
"Here," She said, balling up your clothes in her hands and putting them under your head. "Is that better?" You nodded silently. She stripped off her own bottoms, kicking them to the side before straddling your hips, hands placed on either side of your face as she kissed you again. The makeout session was lazy, sloppy even as she devoured your mouth, completely dominating the encounter as you moaned quietly when her hand fondled one of your breasts, fingers pinching your nipple.
"I've wanted you so bad," She murmured against your lips. "Since the first time I saw you with yer people." She kissed down your neck, only marking you in areas that she knew no one would see them, which was your chest, down your sternum, to your soft belly that she would find herself so easily falling in love with.
It was no lie that Maggie Greene had experimented with other girls, hell, she was the type of girl that just wanted to smoke and shoplift, so who was to say she hadn't gone down on another woman? She had only been with men leading up to the fall of the world. It had been a long time since another woman had caught her attention the way that you did, completely reclused, and closed off as you stuck to conversing with your friends, trying to make your presence as minimal as possible whenever any of Maggie's family had shown up around you all.
She must admit that you had made her work for it, with the way she caught your perverted gaze to where she stared at you with all the same lust.
"I've wanted you too, I was just— ah!" You cried out as she bit into your inner thigh, licking over the hickey she had left behind. "I was just shy." You heaved out, your chest rising and falling. "There was no need ta be shy, I don' bite." You raised your eyebrow at the shit eating grin on her face, the words that left her mouth clearly a lie seeing as though you had gotten in a fight with a hive of bees. "Mhm.. I'm sure." You giggled, your head falling back onto your makeshift pillow. Her hot breath caressed your heated skin, spread legs trembling as she blew cold air against your soaked labia.
She had finally licked a stripe through your folds, a whimper falling from your lips as the tip of her tongue nudged at your clit.
You wouldn't have expected her to be so good at giving oral, her muscle dipping in and out of your clenching hole, your fingers buried in her short brown hair as your back arched.
"Maggie! 's so— 's so good!" You whined, grinding your hips against her face. "'M gonna make you come, pretty girl, then 'm gonna ride this cute, soaked pussy." Her lower chin was soaked with your juices as she edged you closer to your orgasm. You gripped at the material behind your head, the other hand tugging at her mixed locs.
Her dirty talk was driving you insane as you crashed, her mouth unrelenting as you spasmed against the ground.
As you came down, she pulled off of you, wiping your release off with the back of her hand as she kept that same smirk on her face.
"You okay ta keep goin'?" She asked you, voice full of care as she wiped a piece of sweat off of your brow.
"Yeah, I'm great." You breathed with a smile, spreading your legs wider she she could fit herself in between them.
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jasontoddsguns · 2 years
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guy gardner and billy batson should be friends.
bleeding heart in a leather jacket - but also a dick, combined with a kindly homeless preteen with a mischief streak, their gonna have the time of their life, everyone else on the other hand, not so much
clark enters a room in the watchtower to find billy and guy in a golf cart doing donuts, with billy at the steering wheel, and promptly turns and leaves - bruce handle this
diana finds them later, billy sitting on guys shoulders, and they're chasing booster gold with nerf guns, she has a good chuckle, than leaves - cause bruce can handle this
bruce finds them drawing on a sleeping hals face, billy is drawing smily faces, guy is drawing dicks - as a man with a rotating cast of young adults/teens/children at his manor, he knows he Cannot handle this
It’s like you guys make my blogs content for me.
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witheredoffherwitch · 2 months
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I am really sorry for losing your ask, nonnie 😕 I typed out a complete answer in my drafts and my dumbass accidentally deleted the entire post. Luckily, I still have this saved from my gmail. So, here is my response:
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I wholeheartedly agree with your take!
Out of all the bland, vanilla OCs out there, Alys stands out as a unique example 😇 While most Targaryen protagonist pairings are predictable and cliched, Alys breaks the mold in the best way possible. The popular trend here is to ship Aemond with his niece or another Targaryen OC, using the argument that in a different AU, his Targaryen heritage would have driven him towards such relationships. However, it should be noted that Aemond has never expressed any desire for these types of relationships outside of his duty. And, that’s a keyword here: DUTY. Yet, even with all these societal expectations weighing on him, Aemond chooses Alys because he genuinely desires her. He is smitten with her charms and falls head over heels for her. He even risks his own position to protect her and goes against tradition by marrying an older woman who is a base-born bastard. Now that's true love and rebellion against duty at its finest.
My oomf @azdaema-archive drew a delightful comparison between Alysmond and Duncan/Jenny in this brilliant ask. Both princes defied their duties and threw caution to the wind by rejecting their arranged betrothals with Baratheon women. In doing so, they risked their status and positions for a chance at a romantic future with their chosen ladies 🥰 Now, if you'll indulge me in my boldness, I must say that Duncan/Jenny is the charming ✨cottagecore✨ version of Alysmond's dark gothic mess. Feel free to roll your eyes and raise your pitchforks at my audacity 😭 I regret nothing 💀
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vellichorom · 3 months
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hi!
just a general question, what country are you from?
I’m British-
BORN & RAISED IN THE US OF A!
...yeah, not great, but the rumors are true, we make the Finest, most fattening & bastardeous crimes against god in food there ever will be.
I do envy the brits though. what's it like over there for you? I know the prices are even HIGHER over there ( allegedly ) but- & not to sound like a tea-aboo, but the culture & architecture there & overALL in europe seems just delectable. perhaps someday, hopefully in this life, i'll get to see it firsthand!
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maidragoste · 6 months
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Reader- you were a wonderfull experience
Harwin, RHAENYRA, alicent, larys - you were... everything
When the eye scene happens with aemond she will be with alicent and rhae will be like: i was cut in the arm 😡😡 reader: 😐😐 so? Her dressed is dirty bcs of u
And is reader rhaenyras one true love or is it daemon??
ANON I SWEAR TO YOU THAT TODAY I THOUGHT TO DO THIS TREND WITH THEM
Honestly, I'm looking forward to writing to Reader when the eye scene arrives 🤭
And about Rhaenyra's true love I think it's Reader. 100% Daemon knows this but it doesn't bother him because he also wants to be with Reader lol
Thank you very much for writing anon, I hope to hear from you again soon 🥰🥰💖💖
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artemispt · 10 months
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I haven’t seen anyone point out the giant lando head in the background of the sportbible red flag interview?
This?
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Omg I didn’t notice it AHHAHA What… Why…
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slaingelo · 17 days
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2c with green would be hilarious glashgdhl for the outfit meme
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glad someone asked for this I rlly wanted to do it with him LOL
outfit meme oops
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