#greek mythology shitpost

[daughter-of-the-dead]

NEW THEORY!!!

So in the 4th episode of the pjo sow Annabeth mentions that the St. Louis Arch is a temple to Athena.

...and Percy literally falls of the tippy top of the arch.

Interesting is it that a son of Poseidon falls off the alter of a temple Athena. And it is also pointed out that Echidna, a monster is somehow ALLOWED in the temple which surprises Annabeth because who would let a creature of the underworld enter a temple of a god, nonetheless one of the 12 olympians.

Even if Athena was embarrassed by Annabeth condoning Percy's impertinence it would be more embarrassing allowing some monster into your temple, and even all the way up to the alter.

We also know gods are capable of sending monsters to do their bidding, just like demigods. Like how Hades sent Alecto in the first chapter. We also know that Percy is basically a wanted man in the Greek world, and that Zeus would probably be very grateful if someone brought him/killed the kid that stole his lightning bolt.

So my theory is that Athena had a part in sending Echidna to hunt down Percy. That's why Echidna was able to enter the temple because she had Athena's blessing. It's a win win for Athena because she gets Zeus's praise and it pisses off her nemesis Poseidon.

Food for thought.

#pjo tv series #pjo headcanon #pjo tv show #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson #pjo fandom #pjo #annabeth chase #grover underwood #headcanon #food for thought #greek gods #greek mythology #greek mythology shitpost #athena #episode 4

[existennialmemes]

The omniscient god trope is played out. I want an omnipotent god with absolutely no common sense or foresight. I mean just absurdly powerful, but cannot predict even a whisper of the consequences to their actions whatsoev— ohh whoops, hang on, that's just Zeus

#shitpost #shitposting #greek mythology #greek mythology memes #zeus #greek mythology shitpost

[deviantplum]

When people describe themselves as a "god" in bed, that's really troubling. Lots of gods have a pretty terrible track record for partner satisfaction. You really should be more specific, just say you're Dionysus in bed.

#dionysus #greek mythology #greek mythology shitpost #dating meme #sex memes #shitposting #shitpost #tw sex mention

[starbuckscommitmentissues]

I took it upon myself to photoshop Laura Roslin as the Oracle of Delphi (also known as the Pythia) so you don’t have to. This goes out to the twelve colonies and the twelve lords of kobol.

#battlestar galactica #bsg 2003 #laura roslin #oracle of delphi #oracle at delphi #bsg shitpost #battlestar galactica shitpost #shitpost #greek mythology #greek mythology shitpost

[tower-of-hana]

Hestia is the best god. All her roomates are the most insane people in the universe but she just sits there next to her little autism fire. Most relatable character ever made I stg.

#greek mythology #greek shitpost #greek #greek mythology shitpost

[effable-as-f]

Hera: Sorry I'm late, I was doing... stuff. Hephaestus, dragging himself across the ground in agony: SHE THREW ME OFF THE FUCKING MOUNTAIN

#olympian gods #greek mythology shitpost

[rat-hand]

“Dropping the kids off at the pool”, ft. Icarus and the sea

#Greek mythology shitpost #literally #Icarus #greek mythology #greek myth joke #sorry #when I woke up this was the only thing on my mind #poop joke

[sapphicmoonlightlilith]

"you should relax, let your hair down" okay *i let my hair down and its snakes because im medusa and it turns you to stone*

#greek mythology #ig #shitpost #greek myth joke #greek myths #greek mythology shitpost

[kill-dear]

i need me a gf who will be the ariadne to my bacchus/dionysus

#weasel's sillies #:3 #please #greek mythology shitpost #greek mythology

[venator-signum]

hades' pjo children mirror his godly children

his godly children are zagreus (god of rebirth), melinoë (goddess of ghosts) and makaria (goddess of blessed death)

in percy jackson we have;

hazel levesque - died and was reborn

nico di angelo - self-proclaimed Ghost King

and bianca di angelo - who died in the first (and one of the only) books we saw her in

no clue if this is intentional but it's food for thought

#rosi shitposts #percy jackson #hades #hades game #ive been playing hades and it has made me unhinged in a new way #combine this with the pjo show coming out and you have feral #nico di angelo #bianca di angelo #hazel levesque #zagreus #melinoe #makaria #greek mythology

[daughter-of-the-dead]

They should've just had Dionysus drink out of these bad boys for the pjo show-

#pjo tv show #pjo tv series #pjo fandom #pjo #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #greek mythology shitpost #pjo shitpost #dionysus #greek gods #greek tumblr #trending #fyp #tumblr fyp

[morag-stilwell]

#sisyphus #rock #boulder #twitter #meme #shitpost #greek mythology

[deviantplum]

Thinking about this post which alleges that Jack Black is actually Dionysus, and I'm trying, but I can't find a single flaw in their theory.

"But Dionysus isn't real" Uhh I'm sorry have you seen Jack Black? He is obviously real.

#jack black #greek mythology #dionysus #greek mythology shitpost #Jack Black is dionysus

[systemdeez]

The myth of Sisyphus is actually capitalist propaganda btw. Repeating the same repetitive task over and over for your entire life? Isn't that just what most jobs are like?

"one must imagine Sisyphus happy"

-capitalist pigs, probably

#196 #r/196 #r196 #anti capitalism #sisyphus #greek mythology #shitpost

[jasper-polytheist-wizard]

Sisyphus, but instead of rolling a boulder up a hill, he just keeps trying and failing to roll a blunt

#shitpost #jasper post #mythology #greek mythology #sisyphus

[sukizula]

once again this is all ovid's fault

#hey greek myth peeps do you miss me #bc this has pissed me off!!! #ovid when i get my hands on- #greek mythology #greek myths #greek shitpost #medusa #poseidon #athena #now we wait for perseus antis to come #again #as if that boy hasnt suffered enough #perseus