#gay Chaos

[eomcheong-keun-megi]

WHAT DID U THINK WOULD HAPPEN

WHEN SKZ THEMSELVES

PITCH A GAY DATING SHOW

#gay chaos #skz #stray kids #skz crack

[biz-myth]

The Two Princes podcast BUT it’s a wesper AU with Jesper as Amir and Wylan as Rupert. Wylan: in fact, between my brains and your brawn, I’d say we make a pretty good team

Jesper: We do. Although technically I have both brains and brawn

Wylan: True, BUT I have the personality AND the winning smile so-

Jesper: *laughs* Wylan: Was that a laugh? Did I make you laugh gunslinger?!

ITS LITERALLY THEM.

#WYLAN IS RUPERT #JESPER IS AMIR #ITS THEM #shadow and bone #two princes podcast #chaotic #gay chaos #this is a midnight thought save me #wesper #incorrect quotes #AU

[noahhawthorneauthor]

The Voice of Wild Places

Cornelius Sawyer is a man of many talents, but forgiveness is not one of them.

Watt Johnson is a man of his word, but not once in his life has he spoken up for himself.

Once connected by the bonds of childhood, threads now severed by the demands of life, the pair are brought together for a once in a lifetime opportunity: an all expenses paid expedition to Brazil, searching for a man the world believes to be long dead, Percy Fawcett. And perhaps, even the Lost City that he was looking for.

Under the guise of doing research work for their respective universities, a reluctant Cornelius and an exhilarated Watt accept the offer and delve into the unknown, trusting no one but themselves. Looking at a map, the route and its dangers seem to be known obstacles which can be easily conquered, a fact that Watt leans on heavily.

But Cornelius is intimately aware that the river has teeth, that the land renders a siren song to those who are desperate to become lost in its mountains and basins. To survive the journey they’ll have to face the enemies within, and trust the other to have their best interests in mind. After all, the Voice of Wild Places is calling, beckoning the adrift homeward.

--

Presenting the next Noah Hawthorne book, The Voice of Wild Places. I've commissioned a fantastic cover artist already, Jan Falk of Thistle Arts. Jan has done covers for authors like Sebastian Nothwell and Rita Rubin, along with art for Sarah Wallace's Dear Bartleby. Based on the cover schedule, release will be in late August or early September.

I am a sucker for historical fiction, especially ones that are queer and with a touch of magic. Taking place in 1930, Watt and Cornelius will be searching for historical figure Percy Fawcett, who disappeared in 1925 while searching for the Lost City of Z with his son Jack Fawcett and Jack's best friend, Raleigh Rimmel. There are several theories regarding their disappearance, and this will be my take on it.

Are you ready for adventure?

#the voice of wild places #historical fiction #queer historical fiction #queer books #indie books #indie author #noah hawthorne #adventure books #the gay we found along the way #gay explorers #gay gay gay #adventure romance #trans books #trans author #rivals to lovers #feral trans man #quiet gentle giant #gay chaos

[red2ndguess]

I exist to be a goblin who has the entire neighborhood convinced the house is haunted in the gay chaos way. Yes I just drove a 1978 Suzuki trail hopper that is held together with duct tape and loctite through a open door up the entire apartment stairwell. Yes I'm cackling like a small child as I proceed to go do my silly little tasks all over my small town. Yes the ignition key is a screwdriver and opening a hidden 2nd fuel valve under the seat.

All while wearing a complete alucard cosplay.

#goblin vibes #gay chaos #alucard hellsing

[imperiallefty]

Dear God, in all of her glory

Send me a cute boy(ish) girl

Or a cute girl+ish boy

With a bad haircut

A strong will

And pure spirit

I never ask for anything, so can I get this one thing for Christmas?

(Happy Holidays)

#gay Chaos #poets on tumblr #twcpoetry #poetry #poetryportal #spilled thoughts #writerscreed #savage-words #poeticstories #smittenbypoetry #writeundertheinfluence #writtenconsiderations #r.p.

[spitfire0409]

Every Gay Friend Group Has

(based off of my friends)

The genderqueer main character who doesn’t know what gender to drag into their spiraling void of depression

The queer person who doesn’t understand what gender or sexuality they are but can draw like a fucking GOD

The Non-binary whose humor rubs off of a few people but makes everyone else highly concerned

The queer man who everyone both loves and bullies relentlessly but can also pass as a normal member of society

The trans man who is the hyperactive child of the group but also hates everyone with uncontrollable anger issues (aka a fucking human cat)

The trans woman who identifies with burnt out gifted kid syndrome but refuses to get help from anyone

The bisexual disaster who is secretly the freakiest of them all but can also pass as a normal member of society

And other Non-binary who doesn’t quite know how they got there and why they stay

#lgbt #gay #lesbian #bisexual #trans #transgender #gay friends #genderqueer #queer #non-binary #trans man #trans woman #gay friend group #my friends #every gay friend group has #friendship #lgbtqa #gay chaos

[beanb-urrito]

You know gay panic now get ready for ✨gay chaos✨

#gay #gay panic #gay chaos #shitpost #queer #lgbt rights #lesbian #lgbtq #lgbtq+

[cleopatrachampagne]

shocked bystander at sydney, australia’s annual mardis gras pride parade (1994)

#literally my new favorite picture in history #why have we as a society not memed this yet?? #i’m losing it at the chaos and her expression i just can’t lmfao #pride #gay #lesbian #lgbtq+ #history #photography #90’s nostalgia #australia #black and white photos #90’s aesthetic

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

No time to play. You are being sent away.

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #yu ziyuan #jiang yanli #jiang cheng #wei wuxian #Do you know how hard it was to *not* do a 'Sold To One Direction' spoof comic? It took nearly all my will power. #Mostly because it misaligns a little too far off from the canon events and vibes. #But sit with me for a moment. Consider it: #“BEEP BEEP BEEP. I threw my pillow at my alarm clock. ”Wei Wuxian get your lazy ass downstairs!“ Yu Ziyuan yelled. #I ran to the bathroom and looked in the mirror to see my grey orbs staring back at me. #I put my long straight black hair in a ponytail with a red ribbon. #I went downstairs to see my adoptive mother holding a bottle of vodka and a cigarette. #'Listen up whore! I need money to pay the bills so I sold you. Your new owners will be here any minute so go pack!' #I stormed upstairs. There was no way I was going to let her sell me to a creepy old man! #I decided to run away. Since I'm not like other girls I don't have very many friends. #My gay friend Lan Zhan was mean but he lived like a block away. #As I opened the door I saw Wen Chao blocking the door. 'Ello Love. We're your new owners!' #I rolled my eyes and pushed him. 'Aren't you from that stupid Wen Sect? There's no way in hell I'm going with you!' #Hey again. It's me the OP of this blog taking a pause. I haven't actually read this story before aside from the memes #and I am honestly reeling from how this watpad fic chapter ends. What do you mean one of the one direction boys chloroforms her??? #Chapter 2 is so much worse #Why is there such a strong focus on the *eyes* of every boy!!! #This fanfic is a horror story actually. I came into it trying to make a funny parody but I got in over my head. Dear God. #It's me again. Several minutes have passed and I'm on chapter 4. What the FUCK is going on here? #I feel like I opened up pandora's box hoping for a fun little treat and got the plauge upon me. Dont read this fic.

[where-is-vivian]

James, running late to class: Sorry, professor, I'm late. My alarm clock didn't go off.

Everyone in the classroom staring at him:

Professor Flitwick: Nice of you to join us, Mr. Potter.

James, walking to his seat next to Sirius:

Sirius, staring holes at the back of James' head:

Professor Flitwick, turning around to resume his lesson, but just before he adds: I'd advise you you don't mistake your uniform with someone else's next time you're running late.

James, clueless: What? *then, whispering to Sirius* What?

Sirius, shooting daggers at him: Prongs. Who's Slytherin tie is this?

James, blinking, and slowly looking down at the green tie he's wearing, before looking up sheepishly: Haha, you're not going to belive this—

#hc that sirius doesn't know it's reg he just hates the idea of james fooling around with slytherins #but james is unable to keep secrets so he's going to clumsily reveal it's reg without even doing it on purpose (which makes it worse) #:D i love chaos #jegulus #james potter #regulus black #starchaser #sunseeker #marauders #marauders era #the marauders #dead gay wizards #incorrect quotes #text post #textpost #jegulus incorrect quotes #incorrect jegulus quotes #incorrect marauders quotes #jegulus text post #jegulus textpost #sirius black #james x regulus #regulus x james #regulus loves james #james loves regulus #james potter x regulus black

[ur-moms-side-piece]

I've decided that since I don't really have my gender or sexuality figured out, they'll now just be whatever is funniest for the time. Whether I'm a lesbian woman or a gay man depends entirely on which I can more easily work into a joke at any given time.

#gay #nonbinary #gay chaos

[chaos0pikachu]

one of my favorite scenes in all of word of honor is episode 14 at exactly the 2min mark where ye baiyi shows up and is like "you're my idiot students idiot stupid idiocity is generational anyway strip my Immortal Daddy sense tells me you ill as fuck" and zhou zishu is like "you want me to STRIP in the middle of the HOTEL LOBBY???" and YBY is like, "god millennials these days" and then they fight and YBY rips a piece of ZZS's undershirt off and the camera pans to it gently fluttering in the wind like it's the last love letter of a jane austen char got from their beloved with news they died in the war as they gaze over the cliffside over the stormy ocean and then BAM Wen KeXing shows up like a jerry springer guest from the side door and is like "UNHAND MY BELOVED THE REASON MY HEART BEATS EACH MORNING WHEN THE SUN RISES" and catches ZZS by his tiny waist to dramatic spin for extra fruit flavor and YBY is like "who the fuck invited this twink?" and then they fight and it explodes a river and shit and ZZS is like "omg you're gonna wake up the whole neighborhood!!" and YBY is like "I'm literally to Daddy to be dealing with this shit just strip so I can diagnose your martial arts cancer" and WKX is like "MY BABY HAS CANCER???" and tries to strip ZZS himself and ZZS is like "what in the fucking 90s shojo manga by Yu Watase Fushigi Yugi shit is this we're in a CLAMP manga stop pulling at my clothes!!!!" and then just to be extra dramatic and Gay (tm) ZZS rips open his own shirt to reveal *gasp* three nipples nails of martial arts cancer and YBY is just like "damn bae you fucked" and WKX has a complete Gay Breakdown

#word of honor #wenzhou #chaos pikachu speaks #this show must be consumed with the knowledge that it's campy and fun and gay #not seriously ignore all the serious bits of the show they're boring and unfun #pikachu's chaotic recaps

[edgarallanpoestan]

the nature of crimeboys is that one of them will write serious lore on ao3 and the other will write yaoi on wattpad. and i can try to guess which is which, but i will never be sure until i see for myself

#bee buzzes #tommyinnit #wilbur soot #people keep acting like this just shows thw difference between them #guys look me in the eyes and tell you u would be shocked if wilbur suddenly posted gay rpf on wattpad #i wouldnt. #tell me u would be shocked if tommy used ao3 to produce serious lore #i wouldnt #THEY ARE THE FUCKING SAME #tommys chaos does not negate wilburs and this is a hill i will die on

[oatbugs]

last night i got home kind of tipsy and very much in tears and my mother told me the force you exert to keep someone in your life is proportional to the force with which they will leave your life. if you have to fight tooth and claw to keep them, their leaving will be just as hard, just as harsh, and just as definite.

#she said it like a law. its just momentum. #also she told me to get a therapist and start archery ASAP bc i need to get it together #and also she said even granting that this person u were in love w was So Special . as in hot motorcycle-riding iranian masc lesbian in ldn #they arent the only one on earth and that once i start my proper adult life outside of studies etc etc i will probably no longer live in th #UK. she said most non straight iranians u would like have left the country anyway . where do you think they went? theyre out there #and also she asked me to imagine how many hot gay iranians there may be in italy or amsterdam or smth and i was like ok points 😭 maybe #ur right. anyway i was having a feeling of dread bc crying into the arms of ur strict asian mother while buzzed usually results in #death chaos destruction etc in the next few days but actually i think maybe she has genuinely changed as a person and the fear is #unwarranted #anyway i need to eat breakfast and study w the date person i met yesterday #they are so nice ??? genuinely so so sweet i dont feel attracted to them at all omg i genuinely think i have a thing for hot evil ppl 😭 #but we could b besties . theyre a lot more romantic than the ex situationship person too like generally . ugh they should be perfect but #alas it appears i am shallow as fuck or potentially a lesbian actually #OH THEY MIGHT ALSO BE POTENTIALLY A LESBIAN BTW #i think i just tend to not date cis ppl entirely by accident #....feel free to rb if u want btw sorry for the rant

[red2ndguess]

Saw a cock that looked like a blown out tire today. Still had a great time.

#gay chaos

[adharastarlight]

*Sirius and Reg bickering*

Remus: stop being a brat!

Reg: excuse you!? I am not a brat.

James: yes you are???

Reg: HEY!?

Sirius: ...

James: :)

#theyre chaos #utter chaos #poor remus (he loves them) #marauders #regulus black #james potter #jegulus #dead gay wizards #james x regulus #sirius black #remus lupin #starchaser #wolfstar