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hyperfixationstation1 · 6 months

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Les mis is surprisingly funny in the way that it has made me change my opinion from disliking the entirety of France and every French person alive with a kind of hatred that borders on existential to just Parisians and the entirety of the French Government :)

#les mis #les miserables #fuck Paris #:)

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afroeurobillionaire · 11 months

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MY DREAM TEAM 🗽

#team dream #dream team #fuck paris #uh uh uh uhh #we die young

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charl3ss · 1 year

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I’m (finally) reading The Iliad right now, and I cannot get over how hilarious it is that whenever anyone mentions Paris they always say something along the lines of ‘god I wish he was dead/never born.’ Like:

They hate him so much.

#fuck Paris #every time Hector calls him a coward I cheer #greek mythology #the iliad #paris of troy #homer #classic literature

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davorton · 2 years

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can't even be proud of being french for Eurovision. La Bretagne isn't in France...

smh we don't deserve them /pos

#praise Brittany #and Hauts de France too #fuck Paris #Paris is why ppl hate France #rant #i'm french #french dave

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clawnoire · 7 months

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going thru my screenshots to find something else but found this trisha video screenshot instead

#I did claw noir cus Trisha’s hair is literally his green in the thumbnail so it was funny ToMe #miraculous world paris #miraculous ladybug #claw noir #miraculous spoilers #ml #griffe noire #my draws #miraculous fanart #wait I need to do the emo girl drinking from a McDonald’s cup that’s like my life is a fucking nightmare as emodrien

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demigods-posts · 2 months

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sometimes. i just have to remind myself that percy took annabeth to paris. like, canonically. he forgot their one-month anniversary. and took his girl to paris to make up for it. the standards are in elysium.

#because listen #hijack a quest and crossed the country to save her #burned himself alive to save her #returned from literal paradise because he didn't want to be away from her #turn down literal fucking godhood to live out his natural life with her #but this??#this is the moment annabeth knew she scored #annabeth 'my man forgot our one-month anniversary and took me to paris to apologize' chase #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo text post #pjo #percy jackson #annabeth chase #percabeth #percabeth fluff #percabeth being the cutest couple to ever not exist #percy is devoted to this girl #she has him wrapped around her finger #and she knows it

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gorgraoroctoberforever · 10 months

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I don't know if other countries in Europe have this thing but

In france, you can split people in 3 type :

- The people of the south

- The people of the middle

- And the people of the north

The south and north people have this kind on unending rivalry against each other and the middle is kind of just chilling

But here comes the fun part, if you were to split those three on a map, I think you will agree that you would do so this way :

And for most southern you would be right ! BUT if you were to ask a parisian ( people who live in Paris ) they would tell you this !!!!!!!!!! :

WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS ??? YOU ARE ONE THE MOST NORTHERN CITIES, NOT EVEN AT THE BORDER ! STAY AT YOUR PLACE

YOU ARE SO DEEP IN DENIAL YOU ARE ACTIVELY LYING ABOUT THE FUCKING BORDER !

You were fucked the moment Marseille declared itself as your worst enemie ! Leave the middle in peace please, they did nothing to suffer such stupidity

#you have to understand that Marseille is kind of the unofficial capitol of the south #so by the logic of keeping the balance Paris has to be in the north !#and that is if we ignore the map completely!#france #rivalry #maps #fuck paris #random though of the day #maybe Switzerland and Austria have this kind of rivalry too since they are kind of in the middle of Europe #I have no fucking idea #just throw random in country beef like this at me #i live for it

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bastard74 · 1 year

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#tagamemnon #my polls #greek mythology #fuck paris

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tizzymcwizzy · 8 months

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hey so ignore the fact that this is what got me out of a month long hiatus

#hes so fucking cringe i hate him #INSANE INSANE I'M INSANE I HAVNT DRAWN ON MY LAPTOP ON FOREVER WHAT THE FUCK #anyway. he ate #miraculous ladybug #chat noir #claw noir #griffe noire #ml #mlb #miraculous #my art #paris special #ml paris special #mlb paris special #miraculous ladybug into the reverse #god that name is so bad wtf djhdhsgdjg

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diadraws · 7 months

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a second emo bitch has hit the eiffel tower

#miraculous ladybug #ml paris special #shadybug #claw noir #toxinelle #griffe noire #marinette dupain cheng #adrien agreste #dia draws #digital #fanart #for what fucking reason must they have so many names #im so so on this picture. it exists #miraculous ladybug spoilers

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averageludwig · 7 months

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HII, been seeing the designs for the special popping up and it got me working on some stuf :3 I will not be acknowledging adriens designs.. and I JUST KNOW the gabriel one Won't be what i want . whatso ever. so I decided on doing a quick one for him !!! yey!!! look at him go!! anyways I love shadybug btw. by far the best design tehe .

#miraculous ladybug #miraculoustalesofladybugandcatnoir #mlb #paris special #ml paris special #ml paris spoilers #art #fanart #every week i remember he exist and cry #FUCK YOU GABRIEL AGRESTE #love him though #marinette dupain cheng #gabriel agreste #Averiart

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the-cat-and-the-birdie · 4 months

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