#fuck keto

[silvermoon424]

I think that everyone with some kind of disorder (diabetes, GI issues, etc) who gets told to "just do keto" by one of these insufferable keto bros should be legally allowed to beat them with a baseball mitt

#95% of the people who talk about keto are fucking insufferable and the food they eat is nasty #ableism #fatphobia #diet culture #fuck keto

[breadsquishbhm]

i dont know dick about keto or why its being recommended to me on fb but like this recipe but for feedism i mean pack that shit with weed butter/boost/gainer powder and go wild

also i know my brain is broken when i first saw this recipe and immediately got horny

#breadtxt #breadmisc #food #what the fuck even is keto honestly

[semercury]

I hate you keto, I hate you low carb, I hate you sugar free fat free zero calorie snack, I hate you artificial starvation, I hate you the idea that food should not be a source of energy, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you!

#stuff sarah says #been on my mind lately #i work at a groceru store that is like health food adjacent #and a lot of the things here freak me out #1. i hate keto so much. its literally tricking your body into thinking youre starving #''ackshually its just putting your body into ketosis and'' its the same fucking thing shut your fucking mouth #2. there are so many zero calorie things here that should not be #the zero calorie sugar made from sugar and syrups terrify me #like what is in them? do they taste like motor oil?? #food exists to give you energy!!! #and this is not me saying you shoulsnt eat healthy!! you should!! #goodness knows i struggle with it myself!! #but maybe instead of marketing all these chemically pumped foods with bo caloties #we should make fresh foods more readily available to people #ugh im mad

[totallycorrectjediorderquotes]

Serra, to Anakin during their initiate years: Yep, that’s Master Drallig.

Serra: Have fun.

Anakin: Any tips or strategies?

Serra: Throw something at him

Anakin: ...How will that help?

Serra: I’ll find it hilarious

#Anakin's first introduction to Cin and he almost fucking dies #Serra Keto #Anakin Skywalker #star wars #star wars: the clone wars #tcw #star wars: the expanded universe #Star Wars the Prequel trilogy #incorrect star wars quotes #source: Dragon Ball Z Abridged

[trinitycove]

To do December 19th, 2023:

Go for a walk

Practice yoga

Use foam roller and accuball

Shower

Gua sha face, neck, and chest

Use nail oil and moisturize hands & feet

Make a smoothie 🍍🍓🥰 (big treat)

Watch a Christmas movie (pls recommend any new movies, we enjoyed Family Switch 2023 last night - cheesy stress relief comedy)

#me #healthblr #winter break #to do list #starting the new year right with better habits #my smoothie is low sugar high protein so my blood sugar isn't gonna spike! #traditional chinese medicine #tcm #low sugar #high protein #but not keto #sorry fuck keto

[sockmonstergotstyle]

“Dean you shouldn’t text while driving” I’ve literally watched you rip a man’s throat out with your mouth

#Sam Winchester #spn #once again feeling rage over sams characterisation in the late seasons #like did the writers just not have an ounce of comprehension #like he used to be so fucked up and babygirl and feral and tragic and carnally evil #and by the end he’s like ugh Dean you know I’m on a keto diet 🙄 #didn’t even let him keep his bitchy little brotherness #the greatest loss of a generation

[lagrenouillere]

#jolie laide #mona walravens #no carb #keto #put the fucking fork down #ballet diet #french diet

[accioataraxia]

hunt: i said fuck with him

tharion: *shrugs*

ithan: *pets aidas, pretending they’re not talking about him*

bryce: who’s cat is that

#crescent city #ithan holstrom #tharion ketos #hunt athalar #bryce quinlan #aidas #i fucking love them so much #i ship it #incorrect crescent city quotes

[maretriarch]

finally really started paying attention to my macros im averaging like less than 20g of fat a day for like....well at this point 2 years no wonder im an infertile lizardperson

#gonna start putting butter in my fucking monsters like the bulletproof coffee keto bullshit

[musashi]

"keto is a lie and a scam" its literally a fucking medical diet i will fucking kill you

#wordy wendy #keto literally existed primarily as a medical diet for epileptics because of the BRAIN BENEFITS it had #schizophrenics also make use of it for this exact reason #and i love it because of the way it makes me feel. my brainfog and depression. GONE #it has countless medical benefits it is not a fucking scam who tf is making money off it! #thats not what a scam is! #i am so sick of this shit #its awesome to fight diet culture and fatphobia but you cannot just make stuff up because you dont like #someone else's life choices!!! #i am so tired of these bitches ignoring medical benefits of dieting and fixing what you eat #under the guise of 'well all diets exist for weight loss so all diets are fatphobic <3' #BITCH I DONT EVEN OWN A SCALE!!!!!!!!!! #I LITERALLY DONT EVEN KNOW MY WEIGHT #but i have maintained my carb intake low as fuck for the last SIX YEARS #because it MAKES ME HAPPY

[die-tenebris]

So fucking sick of living at home and knowing I'll never get a better job and I'll never be able to afford to move out and everyone thinks meritocracy still exists and my back always hurts and I'm constantly getting nagged at like I'm not constantly desperate to leave my current situation to get anywhere else in life BUT THERE'S FUCKING NO WHERE ELSE TO GO

#literally life sucks so bad every waking moment I cannot stand it #but don't fucking worry guys if I just do keto I'll magically never have any god damn problems at all #hate fucking living here hate this fucking country

[blujayonthewing]

'well of course fad diets don't work' -- guy on keto

#all diets. all diets. all attempts to permanently lose weight by any means including exercise. but also you are literally on a fad diet lol #anyway I shared that 'everything you know about obesity is wrong' article on facebook and only regret it a little bit #I said on twitter that a lot of people are resistant to consistent ongoing findings about weightloss being functionally impossible #not just because of fatphobia toward others but also because most people are themselves trying to lose weight #they've got personal stakes in it! weight loss HAS to be possible because I NEED it to be possible for ME #not to get too personal but when I found out my... body type is a deformity and wasn't just a second puberty away from improving #I went through every stage of grief and then was able to MOVE ON. what choice did I have short of cosmetic surgery? #and after learning about the statistical impossibility of weight loss I felt the same way about being fat #but people fixed on weight loss can't allow themselves to Accept their bodies; they're trapped in Denial and Bargaining #yo-yo dieting is worse for your health than just being fat-- and any successful diet functionally IS yo-yo dieting #'the point of the article is that you should focus on a healthy diet and lifestyle uwu' -- GUY WHO GAVE UP VEGANISM FOR KETO?? #actually the POINT of the article is shut the fuck up about finger wagging fat people about their diets and lifestyles!! CHRIST

[motherofpuppets]

Fellow spoonies!

I’m on the first tier of an anti candida diet and I am STRUGGLING. I’ve gotten used to not having sugar and real bread but I hate giving up pumpkin spice and cinnamon (My doctor’s having me do no warm or hot spices) and apples and other fruits.

Any tips on getting through this fall season with no traditional pumpkin spice?

(Please rb and spread! I want to see peoples recipes!!)

#spoonie #crohns disease #candida diet #candida #fuck I sound like a basic white bitch but I really am one #please help me #keto #I guess?

[transtak]

hey guys. i know i do this shit pretty regularly uhhhhhhhh but im scared 👍🏻

#🌀.txt #worried about keto acidosis AGAIN #and it’s actually. considerably likely this time i guess #since monday night i’ve been really weak and more fatigued and more thirsty and stuff #so uhhh. yeah #hopefully. its fine #im gonna be late for work because i have to get myself fucking gatorade or some shit or i will actually die in there #negative

[cursedcuisine]

Blorf (Keto)

The desperation for something sweet, yet fatty and edible and keto friendly resulted in a brief stint of madness where we desired to make cheesecake, but without baking it or dealing with eggs. This is what resulted.

What you’ll need is: 1 pound Cream Cheese (room temp) 1 quart heavy cream Animal Collagen (if you can’t extract your own, Jell-O style gelatin dessert works just fine, and comes in various sugar free fruit flavors!) 1 tub “whipped topping” (We use Cool Whip)

The true struggle of this dish is in the construction. You at minimum require stamina and strong arms and a whisk, or some type of mixer either hand-cranked or electric. 1. Cream the cream cheese, ignoring how that sentence makes you feel. 2. Slowly add in your animal collagen, ignoring the ancient terror in the corner. 3. Add heavy cream, whisking constantly until thiccc 4. Fold in whipped topping 5. Let sit in fridge overnight.

This makes a keto-friendly dessert that may satisfy lingering sweet-teeth while also providing a fat bomb from the cream and cheese.

If you aren’t keto, CONSUME SPARINGLY. Cursed Cuisine takes no responsibly for cardiac failure, clots, high cholesterol or any other problems resulting from the addiction to and consumption of this monstrous horror.

#recipe #cooking #keto #cursed #actually tasty #someone has probably made this before #and called it nobake cheesecake #fuck you

[thevoiceofdesertbluffs]

why does tumblr keep giving me dieting and keto ads, what

#goosey rambles #i hate diet culture i hate the commercialization of keto #when keto is in fact. a very specific diet that has to be PERSCRIBED #and it's usually only perscribed to CHILDREN... specifically children w epilepsy/who are prone to seixures #tumblr stop giving me get a ''bikini body'' at any age diet culture ads challenge #AND I CAN'T EVEN FUCKING HIDE ADS I CAN ONLY GO AD FREE #i hate it here #kill kill kill 💥💥💥💥💥