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You draw homestuck!? Who is your favorite kid and troll?

I was kind of struggling with picking only one favourite kid and troll so I just ended up doodling a bunch of my faves

#homestuck

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Look at you, strawberry Jane (or however that song goes)

Every 4/13, I draw a lil Jane to celebrate, and this year's no different! Have a very pink Jane for a very sweet 4/13

#homestuck #cute....

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"Fairytales"

Redraw of an old storybook cover but with my oc! Second image is the original cover, first image is my illustration

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beeeeeecaaaaauuzzzze i hhhaaaate youuuu dennis reynolds.wav

#the same blastoise_dripping with malice.mp3

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going through old photos heres some of my mom in the 80s looking like the heroine of a police procedural

#including one of many pics of her reading a crime novel #she was a 911 dispatcher for many years #i wish i could tell her how beautiful she was one more time she never really believed it

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she hopes im cursed forever to be the exact length of a twin sized mattress

#what a space heater and no bills looks like #he sleeps like this and in other bonkers ways bcs he broke his leg as a kitten and had a cast on for his formative months #legs akimbo like a motherfucker

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shoutout to when i worked at an extremely poorly managed farm and my boss texted me only “get pig” and wouldn’t respond to attempts to reach him

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not fair that the cuntiest woman in this world is a muppet (ms. piggy)

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clenching my jaw so hard my masseter muscles explode into shreds of red ribbon confetti

#hrrrggggkkkkkk

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SOME SKETCHES👁️👁️👁️👁️

#homestuck

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This is environmental storytelling

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(flexing) boom boom pussy power

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congratulations on having awesome drip and crazy style swag

thank you for enabling my thrifting problem Lol

#asks #i wear your grandmss clothes i look incredible i wear this big ass cardigan from that thrift shop down the road

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those photos that are comparing a donut to a pound of carrots like have this instead have that and the comments are like who tf is this for who would have pounds and pounds of vegetables instead of a donut. theyre for me. ive eaten legitimately a pound of carrots today. multiple pounds over the week. I can see everything. I see the type of person you are.

#without vegetables and garlic salt i would be dead