One more before bed:
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Young Calvin: I need you to check under my bed for monsters.
Young Rocky: Look, cuz, I appreciate your confidence in me, but if there's a monster it's gonna kill us both.
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‘I have to say, for a self-taught man he is a pretty good poet – good grasp of the metaphor. They are all written to somebody called Millie.’
‘That would be his wife,’ said Tiffany. ‘You must have seen her in the village – more freckles than anyone I’ve ever seen. She is very sensitive about it.’
Preston nodded. ‘That might explain why his latest poem is entitled “What Good Is The Sky Without Stars”?’.
-Tiffany Aching and Preston (I Shall Wear Midnight)
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Nancy: Hang on, where did your freckles go?
Robin: Oh, they fade away during the winter.
*10 minutes later*
Nancy, punching the snow aggressively: Give. her. back. her. freckles. you. stupid. bitch.
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Your live reaction to Rook’s new card????
as I would say in french, ultra BG
or as a french singer very poetically said once: j'aimerai devenir la chaise sur laquelle il s'asseoit./hj
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Rocky: Okay, what does A stand for?
Rocky: Arson.
Ivy: Aw, you're so good. Okay! B! What does B stand for?
Rocky: Barson.
Freckle: *laughter*
Ivy: What stands for C?
Rocky: Commit arson.
Freckle: Oooo.
Ivy: D!
Rocky: Don't come near me, I'm going to commit arson.
Ivy and freckle: *more laughter*
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Rapunzel: Varian, you’re late.
Varian: An alchemist is never late, Raps. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.
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Freckle: everybody's always asking me calvin how'd you bag a baddie?, how'd you bag that baddie bro? I didnt bag shit ivy picked me up by my neck and threw me over her shoulder and i have no plans on getting of anytime soon
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Things I’ve said as incorrect Calvin quotes
(Art is from the Lackadaisy webcomic website, art not mine!)
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Rocky: If you put ‘violently’ in front of anything to describe your action, it becomes funnier
Rocky: Violently sleeps
Ivy: Violently studies
Wick: Violently practices
Nico: Violently boxes
Serafine: Violently murders people
Freckle: Violently worries about the previous statement
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