Vaggie: truth or dare?
Charlie: truth
Vaggie: how many hours have you slept this week?
Charlie: dare
Vaggie: go to sleep
Charlie: i don't like this game
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Ella: Lucifer how do you like your coffee.
Lucifer: as dark and bitter as my soul.
Chloe: he will have cream and sugar no coffee.
Linda:.... He is the devil....
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i keep smiling at this image i love this sprite of sans so much 🌈❤️🩵 please... remember you're shopping bags
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Hunter x Hunter is like this is Alluka her incredibly abusive family that doesn’t treat her like a human refers to her as a boy but Killua, the only member of her family that loves & cares about her, explicitly refers to her as his little sister. & some fans are still like What could Togashi have possibly meant by this. We will never know
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Funniest bit of the dnd movie is Xenk clearly being an NPC the DM introduced for lore and plot purposes who’s a competent fighter because of course he is, his reputation and backstory require it. But whoopsies the DM made him too powerful, the whole party likes him, and now they want him to come with to fight the BBEG which will completely and utterly fuck up the encounter balance
So instead of there being any actual plot reason he can’t join Xenk just says “I can’t. This is something only you can do.” And then walks off, never to interact with the party again because the DM just knows those little shits will find a way to use their OP creation against them
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the council has conferred and it has been decided that the most painful ages to happen to a person are 12, 17, 19, and 23
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Vaggie: hey what do you think red dress or black dress for tonight?
Charlie: oh idk you'll look beautiful in whatever you decide
Vaggie: well thank you but im actually having a hard time deciding so i was hoping you could pick
Charlie: either way you're gonna be the prettiest one at the party babe i love you so much
Vaggie: ok no i love you too and i know you think im beautiful and this isn't a test i jus- which dress would you prefer to see me in tonight
Charlie: i prefer you just the way you are
Vaggie: omg hey angle red dress or black?
Angel dust: black. red makes you look like a bitch
Vaggie: thank you
Angel dust no problem
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sirius: so why were you in james' bed wearing his boxers and his quidditch t-shirt?
regulus: cause we had sex you dumb bitch
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so much happened in this whole episode but i’m still on fig infiltrating ruben’s dream, making it look like the place where his friend was murdered, and then disguising herself as kipperlilly & repeatedly saying different variants of “somebody needs to take the fall for this, and it’s not going to be me. it’s going to be you.” while adaine as the elven oracle shows up next to her. can you imagine waking up from that, the idea of a horrible truth being pinned on you by your friend to save her own skin while the personification of fate and destiny stands there, almost as a promise that this is GOING to happen to you. we don’t even know if this kid is guilty. my god.
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sorta kinda a prequel to my previous comic / AU (???)
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