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luminous-letters · 2 years

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TWST April Fool's Messages!! (Fanmade)

Warnings: Might contain possible spoilers for EN and JP players

~Heartslabyul~

Riddle

"Everyone at the dorm thinks that I made some additions to the rules for this occasion...I merely hid away their notebooks and swapped out their ink colors, hmph."

Ace

"Ahhh, I almost got collared today...I should've known that there'd be snitches to get on our dorm leader's good graces. Huh? What did I do? Hehe, I just snuck some teensy-weensy, oh-so-little hot sauce on today's tarts."

Deuce

"Someone hid my shoes... if I ever found out who did this... Oh? You did? Well, I don't really hold much of a grudge, but you should watch your back for the rest of the day. Just a little warning is all."

Trey

"Sigh. Ace made a commotion by adding hot sauce...Huh? You look red, you okay there? My bad, I forgot to change those out with the new ones~ We're out of milk too."

Cater

"I thought today was supposed to be fun! Like, Professor Trein really pulled a surprise test on us and chalked it off as a 'prank'! And a real cringy one at that!"

~Savanaclaw~

Leona

"You can stop setting up that little 'trap' you're working on. Oh? Looks like our dear herbivore's a bit under the weather. Oh come on don't look so gloomy, you're free to try it out with Ruggie, or even Jack."

Ruggie

"Why did he even send you to me? Hate to break it you pal, but it's not gonna work. And throwing eggs for a prank? Sounds pretty wasteful to me, could've been a nice omelette... Hey, why not use all those eggs for some food, I'll even do the cooking!"

Jack

"Hey, there's a lot more punks today than usual. You should keep close to me so you wouldn't get egged. I should know because...I was... I was caught off guard okay? Yeah...you should stick with me, it's safer. O-only if you want to though...no pressure or anything."

~Octavinelle~

Azul

"Is that...an egg? Oh wait, please don't! It took forever to rinse off that wretched scent from Floyd's prank. C-can we discuss this in a civilized manner? OH MY DEEP BLUE SEA WAIT—"

Jade

"My, my. Floyd's very energetic today. Just a while ago Azul was covered in some...foul smelling concoction. So if it's not much, can I ask you to look after Floyd for today? I'm willing to reward your efforts, ask me for anything and I'd gladly fulfill your request."

Floyd

"Boo, I'm bored. Those little fries always go into hiding, it's annoying. Hey little shrimp~ Nice to see you here! You see, I can't prank anyone today. But now that you're here...hehe. You should run y'know."

~Scarabia~

Kalim

"Aah, Jamil got me. It's gonna take me forever to get this stink off... But hey, it's nice to see Jamil have fun! I'll get back at him, just you'll see haha!"

Jamil

"I never expected to enjoy this day as much as I do. Who knew a lot would be falling for it! You can join me if you like? Hm, is that a yes? Then can you get me the items on this list? Oh, agreeing again? You flatter me, really."

~Pomefiore~

Vil

"Good grief, I thought you'd be with one of those mischievous potatoes. If they're going to prank someone, at least give it some style. Plain egg throwing is just too bland. Now then, why not give these eclairs to those friends of yours...fufu."

Rook

"Forgive me mon trickster, but anyone could sense you if you make this much noise. I could teach you a thing or two about stalking your prey, it would be the most beautiful of pastimes!"

Epel

"Ah, it's so annoying...who knew that Vil would join in in the pranking too. Hm? Oh, are those eclairs? They look lovely! Where did you get them from?"

~Ignihyde~

Idia

"Don't talk to me. One of the games I'm playing teased a new super-duper ultra rare character and they're giving it for free. For free! That is, until I checked the date today. Haah, this is the worst..."

Ortho

"'Cerberus' system shutting down... brother...will finally...be free...! AHAHAH! ...Happy April Fools! I hope I didn't scare you too much!"

~Diasomnia~

Malleus

"It seems that I've been left out in yet another celebration... What? It's intentional for the occasion...? Oh, I see. Then I don't mind...really I don't... In fact, to show that I bear no ill will..."

Lilia

"No matter how much pranks you plan on pulling, you'll never land a scratch on me. Though, I applaud your energy! So you'll be able to evade all of my pranks too, I trust? Fufu."

Silver

"Today might be a good exercise for my focus. What's that... Hah! I evaded it. Better luck next time."

Sebek

"Lord Malleus is sulking again... What did you humans do this time!? What, human? As if I'd join your childish games, so don't even bother inviting me! Yeah...don't even bother... Hm? Inviting me? Hah! I knew it!"

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