#doddie redet

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when soon-to-be parents are like "i hope it's a girl i want to play teaparty with her and put her in cute dresses and teach her how to do makeup and watch disney movies with her 🥰" or "i hope it's a boy so i can teach him how to play baseball/soccer/etc!! 💪" or "i hope it's not a girl, girls are so exhausting and i don't want to deal with all the drama" or "i hope it's not a boy, they're so loud and annoying 😒" sHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!!!!!!! stop stereotyping your kids before they're even born!!!! jfc

#you can teach girls how to play sports. you can let boys wear dresses. #there are boys that don't like sports. there are girls who don't like pretty/cute things. #hhrrrrggggggggg #doddie redet

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oh right shit I forgor, happy weed legalization day to my fellow germans 🫡

#for anyone who didn't know yet: no this is not a haha april fools thing. they actually chose to legalize weed today. #german stuff #doddie redet

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saw a post that said "I am anti-AI", like nothing specific about it, just AI in general and I could never post something like that because what if one day AI gains sentience and I get in a relationship with a beautiful AI girl and she sees that post on my blog and breaks up with me :^(

#doddie redet

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armadillos are the escalators of animals. i assume i won't need to elaborate.

#doddie redet #i will elaborate if somebody asks me to elaborate by the way. I have pictures ready

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actual earth 11 vs. earth 11 of my dreams

#idk if the drawing on the left is a canon earth 11 drawing but it was the. idk what you would call it. profile picture? #of the wiki page of earth 11 #doddie redet #dc #earth 11 #earth-11 #id in alt text #batman #superman

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why am I seeing so many bad takes about body hair recently what's up with that. every time someone stops shaving a fairy gets its wings. btw.

#or angel i don't give a shit. but I think fairy is cooler and cuter #doddie redet #hairy

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anyways the Doctor is gay and trans. ofc.

#15th doctor #14th doctor #<- not sure sorry. tagging both. #doctor who #dr who #ncuti gatwa #fifteenth doctor #fourteenth doctor #doddie redet #id in alt text #icons #doctor who icons #pride icons

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hate that the german version of Mrs. is just Frau aka Woman. like. why... men get an ok translation for Mr., you couldn't come up with something for women...?

"Mr. [Name]" vs "Woman™ 🫵 [Name]". fucked up

#doddie redet #german stuff

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what if i was a bnuuy,,, and you were a bnnuy,, and we buuny kissed 👉👈

#doddie redet #anyways good night 🌃

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i love you großes ß <3

um I mean I LOVE YOU GROẞES ẞ!!!!

#people should use it. i was about to say 'use it MORE' but nobody is fucking using it. so. people should use it. >:( #doddie redet #german stuff

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kitty showing me her tummy incident, none injured, 12 healed

[ID: Six photos of a tabby cat lying on the floor, her tummy turned towards the viewer. In some of them she seems more playful, in others she's calmly cleaning herself. End ID]

#is it ok to say she in this case or should I have said it? die Katze. sie. the cat. it. ? #but she's my best friend and uses she/her pronouns she told me so herself. so it's fine and I'm leaving it #doddie redet #cats

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people start using the big ß (ẞ) challenge 2024 please. 🙏

#if I have to see GROSSE PARTY one more time on official stuff I'm going to cry #please. we have such a beautiful letter just for this occasion... #use it. write GROẞE. PLEASE. #doddie redet #german stuff #ß

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Ich kann mir nie merken wofür genau ÖPNV steht... öffentlicher Penis-Nahverkehr. idk.

#google sagt es steht für Personennahverkehr. oki macht mehr Sinn <3 #german stuff #doddie redet

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The most german thing about me is that I feel SO insulted when somebody wishes me a "happy early birthday". like. how dare you. how DARE you!!!

#it didn't happen to me recently but I just saw somebody saying their birthday is next week and a bunch of people in the comments were like #'happy early birthday' and I felt so insulted for them lol. even tho they thanked everyone. I was still like '>:( why would you be so rude' #doddie redet #german stuff

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Couldn't decide which version to post, so you're getting both.

#quickly edited on my phone <3 #john wick #hilda the series #hilda #i think we're gonna have to kill this guy #id in alt text #doddie redet

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I want more and better public transportation pleaseeeeeee

you can beg people to use public transportation all you want, if it's terribly inconvenient nobody is going to stop taking their car!! the first step to get people to use public transportation is to make it good!!!

#i need public transportation between small towns & i need public transportation to be available more often than once per hour #doddie redet