#except for christopher

[evankinard]

9-1-1 as The Onion Headlines (Part 3) (Part 1) (Part 2)

#unstable relative made me laugh for a good five minutes sorry to my buddy buck #911 abc #weewoo brainrot #evan buckley #eddie diaz #chimney han #henrietta wilson #bobby nash #maddie buckley #ravi panikkar #athena grant #lucy donato #the whole gang's here #except for christopher #he's at a sleepover

[playa-pariah]

Finall done! The Death of Bootcut Trousers!! Doctors of New Who! Can’t decide which is better- the red or the blue

#they’re all lesbian #except 11 #it’s just true sorry #doctor who #new who #dr who #dr who movie #dr who fanart #eighth doctor #ninth doctor #tenth doctor #eleventh doctor #twelth doctor #thirteenth doctor #paul mcgann #christopher eccleston #david tennant #matt smith #peter capaldi #jodie whittaker #dw #doctor who fanart

[ansonmountdaily]

Space dad adopts yet another child: Character development

Star Trek: Strange New Worlds/Lower Decks crossover

STAR TREK: STRANGE NEW WORLDS 2x07 "Those Old Scientists"

#star trek strange new worlds #strange new worlds #star trek #spoilers #star trek lower decks #captain pike #christopher pike #anson mount #tvedit #trekedit #strangenewworldsedit #*edit #brad boimler #jack quaid #pike's like 'come stand here son' #'where i can see you' #'and where you can't cause trouble' #except of course boimler CAN and will :D #jack quaid was fantastic <3

[five-moreminutes-pls]

You know,

Despite Reginald being the shittiest dad ever

I think it’s funny that he’s as far as I know not racist or sexist or homophobic or transphobic at all

Like I guarantee you none of the kids told him that they were LGBTQ cuz he would just be like “you’re gay? …okay?? Anyway back to training and trauma come on”

#and this is why all the kids (except for the number ones) are LGBTQ #like I guess slay for your Reggie but also this is bare minimum LMAO #the umbrella academy #reginald hargreeves #wait lemme Tag the kids cuz I’m funny #Luther hargreeves #Diego hargreeves #Allison hargreeves #Klaus hargreeves #five hargreeves #Ben hargreeves #viktor hargreeves #Marcus hargreeves #sparrow Ben #sparrow ben hargreeves #fei hargreeves #alphonso hargreeves #sloane hargreeves #jayme hargreeves #christopher hargreeves

[hoodie-buck]

—duck!buck ✨christmas edition✨ is here! thank you to everyone who loves my silly little jeep ducking shenanigans. wishing y’all a merry ducking christmas 💚❤️

rated: t | words: 18.6k | read on ao3

summary:

“Ok, so I have them all categorized. Do you want them by year, color, or season?”

Eddie’s eyes widened with a bit of fear. What the hell had Athena gotten him into?

“Um, how about you tell me about your ducks first…what kind are they?”

Buck deadpanned. “Rubber.”

Eddie shook his head, trying to hide his surprise as he pulled out of the parking lot.

Buck let out a cackle, startling Eddie a little.

“You didn’t think I was talking about live duck’s did you?”

Buck said it like it was the most ridiculous thing in the world, as if any of their conversation had been semi normal.

“No, I guess I’m just—confused is all,” was what Eddie settled with. Buck shook his head as he tapped at his clipboard.

“You’ve never heard of Jeep ducking?”

Eddie shook his head as he turned on his blinker. “Can’t say that I have.”

—or—

The 1 time Buck gets held at gunpoint and robbed of his ducks, and the 6 times Eddie replaces them. Eddie’s a cop, bucks a firefighter, there’s rubber ducks, what more can I say?

tagging squad:

@loserdiaz @redlightsandicedtea @loveyourownsmiilee @monsterrae1 @buddierights @swiftiebuckleyhan @honestlydarkprincess @barbiediaz @spotsandsocks @justsmilestuffhappens @santadiazz @djdangerlove @eddiebabygirldiaz @elvensorceress @jacksadventuresinwriting @stanningsky @wh0re-behavi0r @ronordmann @spaceprincessem @arthursdent @disasterbuckdiaz @giddyupbuck @wildlife4life @betty-boom @hippolotamus @thewolvesof1998 @watchyourbuck @underwater-ninja-13 @pirrusstuff @nmcggg @theotherbuckley @louis-tenn @the-gayest-wug @buckley-diaz-rules @muppetbuddie @gamer-kai @blorbodiaz @heartshapedvows @trashbaget @steadfastsaturnsrings @buckbuckgoose @wikiangela @hobbitnarwhal @shortsighted-owl @pirrusstuff @goldencherrymooon @murder-trio @daffi-990 @greenfairrryy @mattsire

#buddie #buddie fic #eddie diaz #evan 'buck' buckley #christopher diaz #athena grant #jee yun buckley han #duck!buck 2.0 #bad puns #y’all have been warned 😂 #different first meeting #getting together #idiots in love #ducks #christmas fic #1 + 6 things #i don’t make the rules #except here 😆

[spicyvampire]

Compilation of the full names that came out of that post for the misbehaving boys

Mew

Meow

Mewbert

Mewson

Mewtwo

Bartholomew

Top

Topiary

Topless

Topper

Topple

Christopher

Ray

Raymond

Sand

Sandcastle Elizabeth Kanaphan

Sandee

Sanderson

Sandoval

Sandwich

Lysander

Nick

Nicodemus

Nicholas

Nickolas

Nickelodeon

Boston

Massachusetts

#only friends #only friends the series #my favs are Bartholomew Christopher Raymond Lysander Nickelodeon and Massachusetts #everyone normal name except for the last 2

[mattslolita]

@mrssturnioloo @prettiest-poision @mattsturniolosleftnut scoops troops gc ( real ).

#sturniolo triplets #chris sturniolo #christopher sturniolo #matt sturniolo #matthew sturniolo #nicolas sturniolo #nick sturniolo #colby brock #sam golbach #jake webber #sam and colby #xplr #jake and johnnie #sturniolo #all my men in one picture confirmed they can all get it at once except nick he's my platonic bookie bear

[chanstopher]

Bang Chan ✧ MAMA 2022 Red carpet 

#Bang Chan #Stray kids #staysource #jypartists #Christopher Bang #channiesnet #3rachasource #drm.pst #drm.gif #cheytermelon #usersilverstar #rutual #kiwitracks #amanda.tag #uservivi #shuaria #userbeepls #heyale #HELLO GOODBYE #everything is a mess except him asfgd

[evilwickedme]

Sorry, Batman was just the other big Jewish superhero with lots of adaptations I knew. Have you seen enough adaptations to do The Thing? Or honestly, do Superman anyway; he fits thematically if not literally

I would LOVE to do a ranking of Clark Kents based on how Jewish they are thank you so much

Worst of the worst is Henry Cavill's Superman. This is Jesus. Fuck this Superman stop portraying him as an otherworldly savior he is of the people he is Clark Kent not just a monstrous twisted version of Kal El !!!! (Sidenote this is also the only role I have ever disliked Amy Adams in.) Jesus himself might have been Jewish way back when, but Jesus metaphors are not, in any way shape or form, Jewish. -2022 years of Christian persecution of Jews/10

As much as this hurts me, next up is Smallville's Clark Kent. Tom Welling does an excellent job in the role and is my personal favorite, but I do have to admit it's at least partially nostalgia. The show opens by putting him on a cross. He redeems himself throughout the show, however, embodying more and more of the comic's spirit as the time goes on, and by the end it becomes very clear that Clark Kent and Kal El are one and the same, and that that is what gives Superman his strength. Accepting your Jewish name ahem Kryptonian identity alongside your goyiche passing name ahem human identity over the course of ten years is very Jewish. 6/10 but it gets some nostalgia points lbr

Next up is Christopher Reeve, may his memory be a blessing. I have only seen two of his Superman movies, but they are such a joy to watch. He truly understood the spirit of the character, the kindness and selflessness and need to help others that stands at the center of who Clark Kent is. His passing at such a young age was a tragic loss in so many ways, the ways he embodied Superman included. 8/10

Finally we have the original comic Superman (i.e. pre52 and post Rebirth, fuck all that n52 nonsense). This Superman is, quite simply, Moses. It was a clear metaphor written into his character by Jewish creators simply trying to express their identities as Jewish immigrants in the late thirties, and so much of that identity has survived the test of time. They gave him a Hebrew name, for God's sake! If I've said it once, I've said it a million times: Superman is the embodiment of Jewish principles of goodness. Making the world a better place is an action, and what better place to see that than in Action Comics? 10/10, we owe so much to Joe Shuster and Jerry Siegel.

#honorable mentions to Tyler Hoechlin's Superman who I've seen only glimpses of but seems perfectly nice #and to Dean Cain's Clark from Lois & Clark bc I'm sure I'll get to you someday #sorry for not doing The Thing but I haven't read any f4 comics except the two most recent issues by ryan north #and I've only seen the early 2000s movies #anyway enjoy :D #superman #dc #clark kent #smallville #man of steel #gross but you know. gotta be thorough with my tagging #dc comics #christopher reeve #tom welling #jewish #jumblr #jew tag #gail speaks #ask #anonymous

[lilmashae]

GIRLLL AINT NOBODY LOOKING AT THEM DAMN CRYSTALS DIAMONDS WHATEVER THE FUCK Q?Q?Q!!!!????

#lil-ma-shae #FROTHING AT THE FUCKING MOUHT ??? #HELLO??? #evb kma i'm in love w this man i dont know ANYONE #except for christopher bhang LIKEEE #in literal tears rn

[layla-carstairs]

thinking about how if Henry is Christopher's godfather that means Gabriel and Cecily snubbed one of their brothers for the role & that's so funny to me. I wonder who it was?? actually that's a lie I know it was Will. His own sister picked Henry to be godfather over him lmao

#pay back for what he pulled at their wedding. very understandable tbh #henry's the better choice anyway they picked well 😁😁 #Gideon being Anna's godfather so true!! #it's okay Will is Thomas's godfather (only because Gideon and Sophie ran out of people they know) #he's the bottom of the barrel pick for godfather 💀 #honestly so is gabriel tbh. Gideon and Henry are completely out of their league and they know it #if silent brothers were able to be godfathers Will would have exactly 0 godchildern #except maybe Alexander & that's only because Cecily felt bad rip #christopher lightwood #will herondale #henry fairchild #henry branwell #cecily herondale #cecily lightwood #gabriel lightwood #anna lightwood #gideon lightwood #the infernal devices #the last hours #chain of thorns

[pippyparty]

more drawingz from a whiteboard i had with @asphyxiate0 !! (actually the 3rd and 4th one iz from a different whiteboard i lied) the microwaved pip iz by her!

#pip's art #bridon gueermo #except i haven't seen hiz epizode so it night be inaccurate HRLP #pip pirrup #sp pip #pip sp #sp dip #kinda? #theyre killing the among us thingz together ❤️❤️❤️ #christophe delorne #damien'z there too

[south-park-dimensions]

(Last day of Gregstophe week woooh we made it- Had to go with part of our friend @alister312​ ‘s fic “Just Business” for the free day bc we can) 

#(we usually just stick to our own au content for this blog for simplicity but gotta make an exception for a fantastic fic ya know) #gregstopheweek2023 #sp gregory #sp christophe #sp gregstophe #gregory of yardale #ze mole #procreate #digital art

[writtenmemxries]

This website is unreal

#it feels like november 5th 2020 all over again except i'm not manic #i hope christopher eccleston is having the best day ever btw #supernatural #queen elizabeth #uk politics #christopher eccleston

[swftlore]

happy birthday luther hargreeves !! happy birthday diego hargreeves !! happy birthday allison hargreeves !! happy birthday klaus hargreeves !! happy birthday five hargreeves !! happy birthday ben hargreeves !! happy birthday viktor hargreeves !! happy birthday marcus hargreeves !! happy birthday fei hargreeves !! happy birthday alphonso hargreeves !! happy birthday sloane hargreeves !! happy birthday jayme hargreeves !! happy birthday christopher hargreeves !! happy birthday lila pitts !!

#a recreation of last years post #except i added the dead ones this time #but happy birthday to my sillies !!!! #s4 content today who cheered #the siblings ever #luther hargreeves #diego hargreeves #allison hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #five hargreeves #number five #ben hargreeves #viktor hargreeves #lila pitts #marcus hargreeves #fei hargreeves #alphonso hargreeves #sloane hargreeves #jayme hargreeves #christopher hargreeves #diegolila #the umbrella academy #tua #stfu ollie

[cheriboms]

doctober day 15: invention

i couldnt come up w a good caption bc i was too busy having a life-changing scientific epiphany. sorry :/

#back to the future #bttf #doc brown #emmett brown #copernicus brown #christopher lloyd #my arts #my sketchy wip arts #doctober #doctober 2023 #sorry for the bit of blood as well. i didnt think it would be a problem but still lmk jic (._.); #anyway copernicus is helping TM and i love him #btw what weirdo is trying to call the brown mansion in the middle of the day 🤨 ehhh its probably not important :P #i dont have good commentary for this one except that im proud im early w it. like esp w going to church today and also having a bg?? queen #anyway yeah :)