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whereisthedamndaddymanual · 5 months

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Was the fucking thing on autopilot for years and you just decided to turn the dials to full on retards

Heil Hitler btw.

Mein Kompf

Burn them up, I literally don't care.

All those great value coffins I was warned about

Me: strange but I don't think those are for me

Conspiracy theorists!

Said no mother fucker dead in a coffin ever.

#plugs into a yellow 11 oh this feels nice you should try it #specteal storm well thats nana but she died pretty soon after #the egytian meme of one being two polarities....hey we do chicken right #there is no telling what the street in us coukd unlessh #were you street smart tho you couldn't even hear a car coming #foster care....well that fucking sucks #gotta be honest some days I would have preferred foster care over living there though #in a different place setting we could have ran away together #probably having sex in all types of places ( we still can)#the occasional three way relationship meme or really all your dreams and then something for rolling along #everything in reality points to it and yet it is still a waiting game #like these past few years.....well I would like to delete most of that first half of the first yeat but no it is what it is #dumb brain stupid #smart brain stupid thoughts #me looks at a HOT girl who lets me think she is really a guy with a vagina pretending to be a girl witn a dick in her mouth #your gf....deep breath....ok i succ daddy now #every time though... fucking christ (#she is bragger....pullls my dick out to show her friend #wanna try playing with her favorite sex toy? that's me

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dummysmartdeviant · 16 days

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boys will be boys & girls will be holes

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egophiliac · 9 months

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I love the idea of teenage Malleus hating his new baby brother Silver but slowly falling for him

words cannot express how much I adore that Mal's reaction to seeing a human baby for the first time was "the fuck is this. why does it look like that. gross." (then he immediately got stuck on babysitting duty and the rest is history)

I am SUCH a sucker for that trope of "non-humans being fascinated by normal human behavior", so between that and all the delicious angst going on I was eating VERY well. >:) Malleus being so impressed that two-year-old Silver can walk, because it took him twenty years to stand on two legs! Lilia barging in on the Zigvolts at 2 AM being like "he won't stop crying what do I do"! Lilia trying to feed Silver rats and Malleus being like "...please just stick with what the books say to feed it"! it is all so. chef's kiss.

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #(this is based on a very dumb in-joke and i apologize)#i promise i will (eventually) stop spamposting i am just still floating in a river of sheer delight from this update #god. the spoon scene is going to live in my brain forever #malleus having to be the one to teach sebek and silver basic magic because lilia was SO bad at explaining it 😭#also like...i had assumed mal didn't know who silver really is so it wasn't a surprise when lilia straight-up lied to his face about it #but now i can just SEE it hovering there on the horizon as a thing they're probably going to have to deal with at some point #like 'malleus doesn't know' is no longer a sort of general observation/theory and is instead now a very relevant Problem #ohohoho. splendid. things are going to get SO bad and i am going to be here clapping my stupid little hands at it all

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fxck-with-eli · 3 months

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🩷 SUUUPER 🩷 CUUUUTE 🩷

( thanks to @darknkinky )

#submission #dumb bunny #bunny #bunny girl #pinkcore #stupid #hypnotic #hypnosis #brainfuck #brain drain #mind fuck #woman inferior #my post #video <3 #bun bun #audio #audio files

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queen-schadenfreude · 11 months

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meet honey bunny!! she has brain damage

#my precious little monster #she is so so dumb and i love her with my whole heart #i sometimes wonder what she would be like if her brain developed normally like it should have #probably still stupid tbh #it seems to be her personality LOL #honey bunny

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hood-ex · 1 year

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Everyone shut up. So you know how Dick saved Jason from falling off the train?

Nightwing (Vol. 2) #105

Well, Jason ended up paying Dick back years later by saving Dick from being hit by a train.

Task Force Z #8

I mean, is it Jason's fault that Dick was nearly hit by a train in the first place? Yes. But let's just ignore that for a second and focus on the grab and pull. The, "I got you, kid," and the, "Gotcha."

#also the task force z thing is So dumb bc?? you're gonna smack dick into the oncoming path of a train?? and then be like OH SHIT MY BAD BRO #but despite the stupidity my brain couldn't help but make the connection #Dick Grayson #Jason Todd

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thewisestdino · 1 year

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can I ask for lionblaze for the anthro request or any of the three sibs? Thank u in advance and it's totes ok if not :3 hope u have a good one!

FINAL BROTHER! went for peak jock

#lionblaze #warriors #warrior cats #anthro warrior cats #my art #fanart #i cannot hammer in how stupid this man is #he is so dumb #if you shake his brain it rattles

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does-it-please-you-shalori · 2 months

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"he would not be a himbo if he learned anything"

"he was too busy getting handjobs"

"he was actually level ten but the handy was so bad it bumped him down"

#i love one dumb stupid no brain 6 level himbo #critical role #cr spoilers #cr liveblog

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lilpuppyboiii · 4 days

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Wish someone would throat fuck me while they control the vibe in my cunt. ♡

#dumb puppy #nsft puppy #puppyboy #bd/sm puppy #puppy thoughts #puppy training #puppy sub #stupid puppy #cnc free use #puppy brained

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ganondoodle · 9 months

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i often really do feel like an .. unwanted part of the fandom, i dont draw beautiful landscapes, i have unpopular but strong opinions im constantly annoying about and rarely change, dont like/dont draw the pretty young popular twinks and hot gurls to fanboi over nor do i turn characters into one, the opposite moreso, draw only one ship no ones heard of really, got little energy to interact with the few people that are nice to me and send me asks so it probably looks like im ignoring everyone and unfortunately but still rarely get so stressed i get overwhelmed and emotional about pehaps seemingly minor things and spiral almost into a breakdown feeling super embarrassed about it afterwards but the damage is already done and i look like a freak or agressive weirdo

#ganondoodles talks #also probably sounds like self pity #but this feeling hits everytime i see a super popular artist be the popular cool artist #i am a little weird i know that and thats not somethign bad i think #but the internet never gets to see that much of me #i tend to write posts when i am at my worst bc it has to go somewhere #so the image it tells people is that im a weirdly strong opiniod freak that gets breakdowns over nothing #i also dont feel like im otherwise -cool tm- enough to balance that out #i dont think my art is as stylized or as inventive as others nor am i cool to interact with bc idk how to be cool to interact with #i feel double bad when i misstepped with someone i used to talk to bc of something stupid ... or just dont know what i did wrong #im guessing its especially when i am in that spiraling state of mind where i really am not myself tbh #it still feels very bad bc i feel like i can never make it up to anyone again #sorry i acted like a jerk my brain was exploding in emotions in a desperate attempt to deal with something idk how to deal with-#-and made me not act like myself but now i feel really dumb about it #doesnt sound like a good excuse #... i want to thank those that do stick with me #even if i acted strange sometimes- even if i disappointed sometimes- even when i couldnt keep a promise #there are little things that still make me angry at myself #like that one time i asked in the tags whod read as long as the end of them and if someone did shoudl send me an ask so id draw a lil thing #and i got two #and i kept trying to remeber oh shit i need to do that and forgetting again/not having energy for it in a loop #i still feel like a jerk about it but now its probably too late #i wish i could answer all asks i get but man my energy for that is always rock bottom #no matter how much i enjoy the ask #and i love getting asks!!!#im sorry :((

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mybrainislostinagalaxyfarfaraway · 3 months

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My Star wars Thoughts Today:

•I'm sure this has probably already been done somewhere, but the scene on Revenge of The Sith where Palpatine is laughing in the Senate hover (bumper) cars hall, dubbed over with Mandarc's voice from Dexter's Labratory.

You're welcome.

•Commander Fox trying to explain his problem/s to his brothers with only screaming and emphatic hand gestures.

(They panic hug him when he starts crying after they both just give him thumbs up.)

•Star Wars The Clone Wars movie set Au where the actor playing Anakin can't stop bursting out laughing after every single one of his 'Dark and brooding scenes', making the other's join in with him.

The actors playing the clones are a huge family of Kiwi's and are a mix of husbands, fathers, brothers, cousins, nephews etc and they're always caught goofing off or breaking the fourth wall during filming and are the absolute life blood of the set always making each other and everyone burst out laughing, or into tears during really emotional scenes.

The Togruta actress playing Ahsoka impressing everyone with her screeching, Pteradactal impressions.

The actors playing Anakin and Padme giggling whenever they have a cutesy love scene together. The actors playing the clones make it harder by making kissing noises and stupid faces in the background.

•One of the clone Commanders pops his helmet on one of his little baby vod's heads and all the entire battalion hears is 30 parsecs of a raspberry playing over their shared speaker out of nowhere.

Bonus if it's somehow an open comm channel so anyone in the vicinity of the clones can hear it too.

Imagine several clones sitting in an important meeting and both them and the Jedi suddenly hear that noise crackle over the clone's comms.

1. "And General Greivous' ship the - *Pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt~*"

They all stop and stare.

Now Obi-Wan Kenobi can never get that noise out of his head whenever he thinks of or has to face General Greivous -Hence why he never really takes him seriously.

2. A clone is cleaning his weapon and all his brothers around him hear is-

"*Pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt~*"

He stops cleaning and stares at his Vod who all stare right back at him, a mixture of disgust and amusement on their faces as they all begin walking out of their shared barracks.

"Keep it to y'self Vod."

"Dis-GUSTING."

"Uh, no, wait! I didn't-!"

"Yeah, yeah, Surrrre~ STANK Vod."

"My name is Tanker-"

"*Distant* Not anymore it's not!"

*Tanker let's out a miserable noise*

3. Another clone trooper named Charmer is trying to 'Charm' his way into the pants of a Senator's intern when that sound goes off over his helmet comm.

"How about you and me go out?"

"A little dinner, a little dancing, a little-*Pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt~*"

He's left standing there, embarrassed as she runs away, a hand over her mouth and nose to contain her hysterical laughter.

And The Clone Commander is having an absolutely great time sitting back and watching his little Vod cause some chaos.

(They never figure out who it was either.)

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devils-yui · 1 year

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Wow. They really paid no expense to his brain cells this season, huh.

So, uh. Where'd all that 20 in intelligence go--

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wonderinc-sonic · 2 months

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Thank-you doodles for Donations

-Edit! Updating the pictures again for some different styles and characters! Also to feature some of my favourite stupid doodles-

If you happen to be making a donation to any charitable cause helping get food, water and medical aid into Palestine right now - send me a screenshot of a receipt with a request (separate messages if you want for privacy) and I can offer you... a crummy doodle to say thanks for donating?

Details under cut 🤷

I'll do my earnest best to do whatever you asked for, excluding anything nsfw or anything ship-ish where any party is, like, a kid, but including any O.C.s providing you send me a link to a reference, description or a picrew.

I'm a beginner and I have a full time job, so I'm not making promises for the quality - you can see from the collage above what we're working with here! However, I have no pride and there is no prompt too silly for me to attempt.

No minimum and no scaling complexity for increased donation - I'm doing this to celebrate your generosity, it's not a commission!

Can be anonymous, or private-message respond, I really don't mind.

Any verifiable charity donation is fine - I encourage you to donate through the channels that maximise the effect of your money. For example, some places of work have donation-match schemes for selected charities, and depending on your country of origin you may be able to deduct tax on your donations to particular organisations, which might help you donate. We're all working with what we've got in a cost of living crisis - definitely worth seeing if you can make your donations go a bit further with government topups!

Everything feels really quite hopeless right now, I'm doing this selfishly because I want to see donations happening and to gas them up a bit.

Oh! And if you have a pet, my birthday is April 29th. I'd love to see them just being themselves. That's what I'm asking for on the day from everyone else.

#god i feel so stupid for this post eurgh #wonderincs #drawincs #sonic fanart #fanart #palestine #current events #stretching my brains for some way i can help. thought of this while making the collages this morning but idk if its helpful #and just because its for being seen i will tag everyone in these silly doodles:#silver the hedgehog #blaze the cat #knuckles the echidna #lanolin the sheep #cream the rabbit #if you think this is really dumb i beg you just ignore it i dont know #trying to think of literally anything i can do at this point #because im already donating and reading and crying but i cant sustain this i want to celebrate something #celebrate the little things #i saw a free gaza written on the historic walls of the city and that was neat. its right where people look. good for them #pinned post #temporary pin #maria robotnik #ark siblings

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shallowseeker · 9 months

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My fave thing about Jack on rewatch was realizing how internally unlike Sam he is, despite the symbolic, structural blocks of being a “gifted kid.” Emotionally? Nah.

Not if you’re paying attention.

I feel like @dawg-motif really helped me puzzle that out re: Jack’s valuation of blunt honesty and need for space and processing. And after that, it’s like Jack’s entire arc clicked into place for my brain.

There is such a temptation in fandom to assume he’s a copy-pasta of Sam because of his “doomed child” motif, or that he’s like Cas because of his literal-mindedness and sass. But emotionally? Not even close.

Or worse, there can be as assumption that his “performing!Jack” is how how he actually feels about things... Falling for Jack’s sunshiney ditzy act is like falling for Dean’s mythical Marlboro man act.

#jack stuff #jack + emotions #jack needs space #jack’s emotional interiority #jack mary-dean kline winchester #sam holds a special place in jack’s heart #but honestly they don’t really get each other despite that they love each other!#only sam’s initial pep talk really lands #the more jack grows the less effective sam’s style is for him #which is FASCINATING #jack doesn’t rationalize morality at all #he’s much more likely to get bothered and sharply call out hypocrisy #the cop he killed #jimmy novak in the draft outline #jack can get annoyed with sam and cas if he views them as looking down on his intelligence #no cas i’m not as dumb as everyone seems to think lives rent free in my head #chuck calls him *too stupid* in season 15 #this is a campbell motif #all brawn no brains #this is something dean and mary would understand #this tendency to be underestimated #it affects cas a little bit but cas seems to play it strategically #only a few writers emphasize his lost duck persona the vast majority emphasize his tactician element #mary gets it for class reasons #dean too

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pallanophblargh · 7 months

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You know what the worst feeling I've been having lately is? Wanting more than anything to get back into Actual Art again but finding a sudden anxiety that stops me. Even if I'm still as capable as I was, it's the mental block. It's why I've all but kept commissions closed for this whole time: this overwhelming fear of letting people down. Especially in times as troubled as these, where money is tight, and patience is thin. I've always been blessed with such patient and considerate commissioners, but I would hate to test people because of my malfunctioning brat of a brain.

I just wish it came to me as easily as it did before the massive burnout/medication. But it's up to me to come up with my own motivation. And it's ME.

Anyway. Thanks as always for sticking around despite... all of this. I'll get back on the horse soon.

#text post #april rambles #it's stupid because I WANT to do it #but even wanting to do things doesn't trick my jerkass brain #the meds helped some things and fucked other things #I'm still trying to reshape my relationship with watercolor #I haven't touched it enough and yet I'm trying to learn more #which sounds dumb #but so is anxiety am i right?#so i've been poking linocut because i don't feel bad being awful or unskilled at it or whatever #it's no pressure #and I'm disproportionately afraid of pressure now #which is something the medication can't fix #now if only I could purchase motivation and courage #I'm just so worried I'll disappoint people forever #you know how vicious cycles are #anyway i'm gonna get things done one way or another

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sarsaparilla-star · 30 days

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playing fallout 3 for the first time means oscillating between "this is a really fun game and is reminding me why i love fallout" and "this is the worst thing anybody has ever written"

#im not going in totally blind to be fair. i know the major story beats #this is your destiny i would not rob you of that etc etc. liam neeson dying etc etc #some of the minor details that im experiencing for myself tho are like. either pretty neat or abominably stupid #the family!! is DUMB!!#why cant you tell dad the entire vault went to shit after he left and u needed to escape with your life!!#why does amata kick you out again!! for a reference to fo1? yea real clever #i liked vault 106(?) tho. charon is an interesting companion #wish the game invited u to explore the morality of you having his contract but i can just chew on that myself ig #i will fix these things in my brain by imagining things very hard

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