i often really do feel like an .. unwanted part of the fandom, i dont draw beautiful landscapes, i have unpopular but strong opinions im constantly annoying about and rarely change, dont like/dont draw the pretty young popular twinks and hot gurls to fanboi over nor do i turn characters into one, the opposite moreso, draw only one ship no ones heard of really, got little energy to interact with the few people that are nice to me and send me asks so it probably looks like im ignoring everyone and unfortunately but still rarely get so stressed i get overwhelmed and emotional about pehaps seemingly minor things and spiral almost into a breakdown feeling super embarrassed about it afterwards but the damage is already done and i look like a freak or agressive weirdo
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Jason Todd X Male Reader
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Requested: Hi, Hon💚 How are you doing? Could I please have a Jason Todd x Male Reader who is basically a Spiderman of DC Universe fic? (Ignore it if it sounds dumb😂)
Warnings: fluff, language, mentions of sex, mentions of rape, teasing, flirting.
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Gotham was one of the most dangerous cites of all and yet people decide to move there. Even if they hear rumors about people getting robbed or things about the joker going crazy ( again ) and wanting to blow up a building full of people and such. People still came, already knowing the consequences. But for Y/n, he didn’t care. He used to live in Gotham for short while before his parents moved out, once he reached an appropriate age he decided to move back, his own mother tried to force him to stay in the small country house that they were living in, but Y/n had to talk his mother out of it and allow him to go on his own and that he wasn’t a child anymore and can take care of himself.
So, he packed up everything and moved out into a really cheap apartment on the bad side of Gotham, and like he told his mother. He can take care of himself and its true he can.
Y/n was born as a metahuman, his parents were normal human beings but somehow Y/n ended up as the odd ball in the family and his parents never knew why. They didn’t know that he had powers but they did know that he was different in some weird way. He kept is a secret for years and during his weekends he would learn new things about himself and keep notes on it. Wanting to make sure that he learns control and not do something harsht to somethign or someone.
As he moved into his new apartmart he was able to get adjusted to the neighborhood and people and was able to learn a few things from them too, Writing them down in case he had too use it against them. He’s been living in Gotham city for a few years now to know who Batman was, he was quiet impressed when he hears about the small familiar trio. Y/n wasn’t one for causing trouble but he always felt great everytime he swung around the city, humming softly to himself as he checked his phone at the same time. His sense alerting him about something up ahead, looking up quickly he noticed a batarang coming towards his way, cutting the line as he gasps and tumbles down on a roof. Groaning deeply as he placed a hand on his side. “Thats gonna hurt in the morning....” he whines out and adjusts his own mask on and puts his phone away.
He gets up from the ground and wobbled a little but quickly regains his balance, he’s fallen many times but this one came as a surprise which caused him to land on his side and Hurt himself. “Well the rumors are try, some freak trying to copy the bats huh?” Y/n looks up to see the famous red hood, gripping a knife in hand as he stands in front of Y/n with his hand on his hip. “I’m not trying out copy anyone.” Y/n groans out and glared under his mask.
Red hood tilts his head to their side with a frown, “Then why you wearing a mask?” He questions, grinning at the other male. Y/n dusts himself off and sighs. “I just need a suit to stay hidden because from what I heard, little Batman and his sidekicks don’t like meta humans—“ Redhoods eyes widen and was about to pin down this guy once he mentioned metahumans but was stopped when he felt something land on his hand, attaching itself to the balcony. “The fuck?” He mumbles out. “—before you do anything, let me finish.” Y/n approached red hood and looks down at his gloves, adjusting his own webbing. He webs red hood down and placed his own hands on his hips, mocking him. “I’m not like others, I’m not stealing and neither am I hurting anyone. I’m just getting adjusted to everything and letting myself get loose, kind of like walking or running when you are bored.”
“The hell is this stuff?!”
Y/n lets his head drop, letting out a deep sigh as he groans. “You aren’t listening, but yet you people never listen.” He matters through clenched teeth. Feeling a slight buzz on his hip, he reached inside his pocket and pulled out this phone. His alarm was going off telling him that it was curfew, yes he gave himself a curfew even though he’s twenty-five. “Thats me.” He puts his phone away once he turned off his alarm. “I have to go, the webbing will dissolve in an hour or two.” He explains, ignoring the others protest as he approached the edge of the roof and smirks, winking at him before jumping off.
Red hood was left on the rooftop, still stuck onto the roof. “I’m gonna kill him.” He growls out and calls for back up. He expected nightwing to show up but instead he got robin who only grinned and teased him. “I thought you were deadlier then me but somehow you got someone to get to you.” He bends down to cut off the webbing from his shoes, frowning he asks. “What is this stuff?” Redhood sighs and puts his blade away, bending down to take a sample of the webbing. “Some guy left me tied up here, best we take a sample and see what the hell this is.”
“Was that coming out of him?” Robin scrunched up his nose in disgust as redhood smirks at the younger robin. “Want to know what he did to me?” He wiggled his brows but robin only smacked him in the face.
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It’s been three weeks since Y/n last ran into redhood, he was much more careful at nights now since he knew that they would go out looking for him. He would sometimes leave after the sun had set, giving him extra time to stretch out his legs and test out his new abilites. One night he was swinging down a building, landing on top he smiles at his success. “Yes perfect landing!” He tells himself before he’s being tackled down. “What the hell?!”
“Save spider boy.” Redhood was pinning him down, sitting on top of his back as he held y/n’s arms behind his back as well. “Oh god, if your going to rape me I swear—“ Red raised a brow, “What? No!” He exclaims, his grip loosening. Y/n took the opportunity to turn around and kick red off his back, doing a quick backflip he gets up from the ground. “Made you lose.” He teased, stepping back as Red groans from the ground. “You really are a pain in the ass.”
“Well no one told you to follow me!” Y/n shouts back, pouting in between.
Redhood rolls his eyes, “Just want to know who and what you are.” Y/n tilts his head to the side and hums. “Yeah no, you could’ve approached me like a normal human being but instead I get pinned down.”
“You were swinging to fast!!”
Y/n had his arms crossed over his chest as he thinks about this for a second before letting out a deep sigh. “You can call me scarlet or hex.” Red chuckled. “Seriously?”
“Just call me whatever you want okay?!” Y/n throws his hands in the air and exclaimed, groaning in frustration. Glaring at the other.
Red smirks and shakes his head. “Ill call you web boy since you can web people onto walls and such.” He teased which only earned him a glare from the other, he extends his hand out and webs red to the wall that he was leaning Against. “What—?” Red struggles agaisnt the webbing, once again. Y/n walks up to him and hums, reaching up to remove the res mask that he was wearing. “Oh smart, you wear a double mask under this thing?” Y/n says with a laugh and sets down the helmet. “You know, you’re quiet attractive but also and asshole.” He leans close to red.
Their faces were only inches away, “Don’t follow me again.” He held Redhood breath against his face before stepping away from the others personal space. “Remember, Wait two hours-“
“for two webbing to dissolve.” Red finishes for him.
Y/n smirks and picks up the others helmet, “Good boy.” He teases him before placing a kiss agaisnt the helmet and slipping it back onto reds head. “See you soon.” He calls out as he once again disappears into the night.
Jason sighs deeply, already having the hots for the other. He makes sure that his comms are on before calling the others for some backup. But this time everyone came to see Jason webbed up agaisnt the wall. “Again?” Damian raised a brow with a glare. “Sure your not pissing off this guy for no reason? Or just messing with him for fun Jason.” Says dick as he cuts him free. Jason grumbles at his brothers. “that’s none of your business.” He hissed out. Dick only smiles at Jason, “Looks like someone is flirting with the spider boy.” Tim coos out, shaping his hands out into a heart and smirking. “Your dead!” Jason shouts as he chased around the other robin on the rooftop.
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I GOT SO MUCH TO SAYYY!! gosh pls dont find me weird okay, and these are just my personal opinions and im not hating any groups!! but my unpopular opinion is: i think kpop has become very toxic after bts and bp got famous in America. And tbh if you ask me, i wouldnt want any other kpop groups to be famous in America... i only stan exo but i think i speak for all groups when i say they are safe as they are now... of course if exo ever get even more famous i will be happy and proud for their success. But look how fame and America has changed bts and bp... not tryna hate but look theyve changed, idk if anyone else noticed but after fame hits bts, i realised how theyve start to become very...white?? like they are so westernised and like example, they start focusing on America only, they even curse (not a lot but i’d still point out) casually like for example, jungkook singing a curse word in his cover song for jason derulo savage love i think (speaking of cursing, after nct127 got famous in usa mark started getting influenced by them too and he casually cursed like “oh fuck” and everyones like 😃😆) even i curse and im not saying cursing is BADD but yeah i am, and how they sing a whole song in english, not to even mention how toxic america is but in grammys they have sold tons of albums yet they didnt win anything but when they release an english song, they won.
Some half of them americans are very toxic, racist, and just theyre basically acid, like bruh, its evident that once bts got famous there are soooo much hate thrown towards bts too cuz theyre asians, or how some would say theyre gay or look like girls...if my favs (exo) ever get these kinds of treatments (not that they dint but veryy little cuz thank god they ain exposed to the western culture) i will B R E A K, i could never handle that so i would never want that to happen to them. Also noticed how, after bts got famous, most armys are equally as toxic, whether they are just stanning bts just cuz theyre famous there, or like how their fans dont even know anything abt bts and coming after so many groups and their fans. Most of them are fake and i think its cuz of the fame for bts lmao. One thing i’d like to say too tho, is how they are so overrated and their songs are played all the damn time, people would randomly talk abt them, like everywhere you go THEY ARE JUST THERE, like in my opinion if i am an army, i would just feel like they are so common and theres nothing special about them anymore and theres no excitement, like what even is the point anymore. idk if anyone gets me but thats just how i feel about my favs being “wOrLdWiDe fAmOuS”, i will love them and their music but its just something i think about tbh🤷🏻♀️ like let me listen to them on my own and vibe and love them, dont play it 24/7 just cuz they are famous and ure tryna get people’s attention, like imagine ure in the subway and u hear ur favs song cuz its EVERYWHERE and ure there like 😐😐 not that u dont love their music but its cuz horrible people dont deserves to listen to their songs, and like people arent going to appreciate them anyway so yeah i feel uncomfortable listening to my favs as others dont even bother, like imagine if that subway is filled with people who are in ur fandom, yall would just hv the best time in the world and VIBE, if not what even is the point. Idk if im explaining it properly, but its badically like, u feeling UNCOMFORTABLE or should i even say SELFISH cuz u do not want to be sharing ur favs with people who dont even deserve to KNOW about them. Basically like seeing how someone you HATE or bullied you back then talking and being all friendly fake with ur BESTEST FRIEND or even boyfriend/girlfriend, cuz u just want to protect them from EVIL (im so dramatic)
And well lastly, no Bts did not paved the way, or “bts is the best and only group” like no, so many amazing artists were breaking records way before bts was even a thing (no hate to bts) but they really need to get slap for having that mindset, they really make a bad image for bts...tbh kpop before was so peaceful (a little toxic but still, compared to now...BYE) and everything was just about idols and fans love, listening and supporting and loving their music and just so comforting... urgh anyway thats all i wanna say and here are some texts i saved relating to kpop groups going famous worldwide uwu
these are also examples, and honestly speaking here, i dont want to be specific as in “exo” cuz i think this happens for ALL the groups out there and the love and relationship between the idols and their fans (family) are just beautiful, but for bts and armys... tbh i feel bad because i just dont see or feel any love they hv for each other (sure we see bts saying i love you armys or armys supporting bts but with all the toxicity in their way, theres just no spark or chemistry or bond no more it’s basically like one direction and their fans and thats all they are, celebrity-fan, but for kpop its family), i can see other groups and their fans interacting or how idols would light up talking abt their fans, but for bts, theres just soooo much mess going on in their fandom its not special anymore, they lost the deep meaning of their group love and IDK HOW TO EXPLAIN IT but YEAH DJSHSKSJ OH and to add somethign else, they got famous in America, look at all the collabs🤡🤡 blackpink with cardi b, bts with nicki etc... not that collabs arent fun... im just saying these american artists... they dont exactly have a good reputation (americans singing about sex (not the good kind), money, girls and drugs) 🥴🥴 dont influenced my faves and let them be exposed to the toxic culture YALL GET ME?? KPOP HAS THE LETTER K FOR A REASON😭😭😭 let them be their own shining star, not everything has to be involved or a part of aMeRiCa to be amazing.... PHEW IVE SAID IT NOW BEFORE ANYONE GETS MAD AT ME, I DONT MEAN TO SOUND RUDE TO YOU, if youre an american and youre no where near being toxic, I LOVE YOU but im just saying, the western culture is toxic and im just saying what ive been observing and noticing🙇🏻♀️🙇🏻♀️ ps: i still love exo till the max and everything about them is perfect and theyre just amazing people (everything i said that bts and armys dont really have anymore, i think thankfully, EXO (sorry im biased) most fandoms still have so much of the L O V E there and i find that extraordinary) and he fandom is so comforting and amazing and idk dkdjjdjss thats why i dont want them getting famous worldwide...sorry exols ANYWAY THATS ALL FOR MY RANT ITS 4AM AND I AM THINKING OF DELETING THIS💀💀💀 anywya sorry for taking up so much space but i just wanna say I FREKAING LOVE NO EXIT, NO LIMITS, basically all ur exo fics cuz why not🥺🥺 i think ur writing skills are amazing as well as the plots and all especially forsaken, and THANK YOU for two bbhxoc fics😭😭😭 i cant!!! also if u reached here idk i-🥲 i hope u didnt get mad or offended 👀
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Kpop has become extremely toxic with the growth of international fans and the rise of 3rd/4th gen. I wasn't around to experience the previous generations, but I know damn well they weren't a mess like these newer ones are.
Gaining fame in America does seem to change idols, and idk why. The group members change and the music changes also. While I do enjoy hearing idols swear (guilty pleasure) and I am an American so I get to enjoy their English songs, I can see how it makes all the other cultures/countries feel some type of way.
I will say this, though, the Grammys are shit and I dont get why people care so much about them. They've proven time and time again the awards don't go to the best artists. However, this doesn't mean that I think BTS deserved a Grammy imo.
Americans are a very toxic and hate filled bunch (again, I am one, so I get to see this shit every day). I 100% know that some of the hate directed towards Asians is because of racism (as seen by the insane uptick in crime against Asian Americans right now) and because some see kpop male idols as too feminine.
BTS is literally everywhere, which is one of the reasons I stopped listening to them tbh. They'd be in commercials, on talk shows, late night shows, in magazines, on the radio, just everywhere. It took the joy out of watching anything from them just because they were always in my face, so I can see what you mean.
I feel like the relationship between BTS and army has changed (from an outsiders perspective). Its no longer about loving and supporting your group and being happy for them. Now, its "so-so wants this? We MUST do everything in our power and spam every possible thing ever so they get what they want". Its almost frightening. They also no longer care about the quality of the music being put out. Doesn't matter what it is, they stream the ever loving shit out of it and make it break records when, honestly, it doesn't deserve to (again imo).
Lastly, I didnt get mad or offended haha. I understand a lot of these viewpoints, and thank you so much for liking my work!! I do wonder what would happen if I made a true BBH centric fic and not just spin offs or continuations of previous works where oc ends up with BBH 🤔🤔 I think that fic would have too much power haha.
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The Room
Welcome to the 'highglossfinish' room.
Jalaperilo: Hello!
Knock Out: Hello, Jalaperilo human!
Jalaperilo: *squints*
Jalaperilo: what the hell?
Knock Out: I have no clue.
Jalaperilo: haha
Jalaperilo: who made you do this?
Knock Out: Excellent question.
Jalaperilo: somehow, this isn't worst than The Room?
Knock Out: Oh, that's encouraging.
Jalaperilo: Oh doc, you're in for a treat
Knock Out: I can't wait.
Jalaperilo: the first time I watched this was also on a random stream i found. it was also the stream where I found the epic horror that is Re-Animator
Knock Out: Which we also need to stream someday.
Knock Out: Are...are they all interfacing with each other?
Jalaperilo: please dont judge human interfacing on this film
Knock Out: No promises.
Knock Out: Dear Unicron, get on with it.
Jalaperilo: im dying
Knock Out: Gah!
Jalaperilo: i have my head in my hands
Knock Out: That was completely relevant and necessary.
Jalaperilo: just like this movie
Jalaperilo: cause hes terrible in bed
Knock Out: What, humans don't like spastic little hip twitches?
Jalaperilo: that arent in the vicinity of where they should actually be thrusting?
Knock Out: He tried. Sort of.
Jalaperilo: does he get a gold star with 'you tried' on it?
Knock Out: He gets one of the lopsided ones. Matches his technique.
Jalaperilo: hahah!
Knock Out: Gladly.
Jalaperilo: hehe
Jalaperilo: oh no. please dont. he's my friend *DOES NOTHING TO RESIST SLEEPING WITH HER*
Knock Out: Way to stick to your guns there, human we just met.
Jalaperilo: he has the breaking strain of a kit kat
Knock Out: Hah!
Knock Out: What actually is he supposed to be penetrating?
Knock Out: *exactly
Jalaperilo: unless she has some weird random holes in her, i dont know what theyre stabbing at
Knock Out: That's the plot twist.
Jalaperilo: thats she's actually a sponge
Knock Out: Or in possession of some kind of prehensile protein sleeve.
Jalaperilo: erg
Knock Out: Go back to the fat pug.
Jalaperilo: this kid is creepy
Knock Out: He grew up to be one of the sex offender shufflers.
Jalaperilo: hahah!
Jalaperilo: she ordwered the worst pizza
Knock Out: Isn't that supposed to be one of those human foods you can't ruin?
Knock Out: And yet, somehow, she did?
Jalaperilo: please dont maake love again
Knock Out: Oh, please, no. Not again.
Knock Out: Have mercy.
Jalaperilo: you cant get away ko
Jalaperilo: we both have to live with this
Knock Out: We have to live with his sloppy twitches.
thenightetc: ...What did I walk in on
Jalaperilo: get out while you can
Jalaperilo: hello btw
Knock Out: Run, and live well.
Knock Out: And hello.
thenightetc: (Lost track of time and tumblr decided not to alert me that there were new posts! :') )
Jalaperilo: blah blah blah btw i have cancer. anyway....
thenightetc: the acting is really... something.
Jalaperilo: have you never seen this before either?
Jalaperilo: you're in for as right treat
thenightetc: I have not. I've just heard it's notoriously terrible
thenightetc: It's the... Wisseau thing right?
Knock Out: It is indeed.
Jalaperilo: yes
Knock Out: Who's this unfortunate soul?
thenightetc: :(
Jalaperilo: urgh
thenightetc: I was 80% sure that was leading up to murder
thenightetc: Just felt like one of those scenes, y'know?
Jalaperilo: probably would have done the plot a favour with a murder or two
Knock Out: That makes it worse!
Cardinal: Hello, hello!
Knock Out: Cardinal! How good to see you!
Jalaperilo: hello!
Knock Out: But how tragic you're here.
thenightetc: So, ah, what all did I miss in terms of plot?
thenightetc: ...Oh? Murder time NOW?
Jalaperilo: tommy is the best ever, lisa hates him one minute and loves him the next
Jalaperilo: you also missed2 bad sex scenes
Jalaperilo: there is no cohearent plot
Cardinal: I see what you mean by tragic.
thenightetc: He was JUST yelling about money, it's obvious "what he wants"
Jalaperilo: how does one accidentally buy drugs lol
thenightetc: Where did that guy come from
Knock Out: They obviously care deeply for the 36 year old man they adopted.
Jalaperilo: haha
thenightetc: oh no
Jalaperilo: stop making aliens think humans are terrible at sex!
thenightetc: Please tell me they're not going to phone sex now
Starscreamapillar: Good, I have not missed out on too much madness.
Knock Out: No, just several abysmal fragging scenes.
Knock Out: Welcome to the disaster, by the way.
Cardinal: Oh, did I miss the stair sex?
Cardinal: ha ha ha what a story mark
Starscreamapillar: I am not at all displeased to have missed out on those.
Jalaperilo: lucky you cardinal
thenightetc: Yes count your blessings
Knock Out: What a charmer.
Jalaperilo: thanks for dissing my gender
thenightetc: I wish they'd both fall off the roof.
Starscreamapillar: This human learned how to speak from the Internet, didn't he.
Knock Out: Shuut
Cardinal: *gun fingers* shuut
thenightetc: What is he implying here
Jalaperilo: there is a big theory on the net that tommy wiseau isnt actually human
Cardinal: hahn?
Knock Out: That's...actually quite plausible?
thenightetc: It's not nice to mock whatever speech impediment or accent or whatever he has, guys.
Starscreamapillar: Are conversations normally carried out at a recline like that?
thenightetc: Why is her friend all shocked that she doesn't want to marry the guy who hit her
thenightetc: Terrible friend
Jalaperilo: this is how humans emote yes?
Starscreamapillar: Apparently.
FeralDog: goonai lisa
Starscreamapillar: Ah yes. They are in the totally real alley.
Cardinal: Of course!
FeralDog: this looks so.... buffy the vampire slayer knockoff
FeralDog: I keep expecting the undead to strike
thenightetc: I keep hoping for the undead to strike.
FeralDog: you know...
Knock Out: This movie is like a victim of head trauma, dazed and wandering through a field somewhere.
FeralDog: there supposedly was a vampire subplot that Wiseau nixed?
Jalaperilo: hyoomans throw football as bonding yes?
Cardinal: ((Apparently Tommy Wiseau did originally want to enter onto the roof on a flying car
Cardinal: ((and--yeah, the vampire reveal))
thenightetc: Oh boy! Is he dying
Cardinal: ((But he didn't nix it, he wanted it
Cardinal: ((they talked him out of it
Starscreamapillar: And then he ate that younger man.
Jalaperilo: he ends up eating somethign alright
thenightetc: ...well, that's not alarming
Jalaperilo: the only plot this film has is everyone is terrible except tommy who is perfect
Starscreamapillar: Somehow I get the feeling even watching this from the beginning wouldn't have it make any more sense.
FeralDog: he's not even looking at the psych
Starscreamapillar: I doubt that man's credentials.
FeralDog: he says dejectedly
Jalaperilo: time to tell us how *** women are?
FeralDog: yep
Cardinal: oh no the psychologist knows
thenightetc: Johnny does sort of look like he's halfheartedly dressing up as a vampire
Cardinal: "Can I meet the married woman you're boinking?"
thenightetc: Totally normal question to ask
Knock Out: I feel like I've blown a neural circuit.
Jalaperilo: you made love twivce in this film already
FeralDog: You keep playing psychologist with us! now let me ask you questions a psychologist should answer!
Cardinal: Shh, shhhh. Let the words eat away at your processor. The pain will recede soon.
Jalaperilo: cheep cheep cheep
thenightetc: oh god
Starscreamapillar: ....
Cardinal: cheep cheep cheep
thenightetc: is he going to--No, I guess not
Cardinal: I NEVER ATE SO MUCH
FeralDog: the only sane comment
Jalaperilo: *wink*
FeralDog: this sounds like he's making it up as he goes and the music is not helping
thenightetc: ...I don't think that's how checks work
Jalaperilo: just ndissing the *** outta you lisa
Starscreamapillar: I don't think any of this is how it works.
Cardinal: Denny why are you sitting on the floor
Starscreamapillar: Sit on the floor, with the front door open.
Jalaperilo: denny asked her for a kiss earlier
thenightetc: Do iiiiiiit
FeralDog: i almost feel like the vampire subplot would make this make sense. in a he's hypnotized too many people and now can't keep control of the illusions so the wor;d's gone mad around him,,,,,,
Jalaperilo: is knock out still with us or did he actually fry his processor?
Starscreamapillar: I envy him if he did brown out. This is painful.
Knock Out: Theoretically, I'm still here.
Jalaperilo: sorry i tried to throw you off a building?
Jalaperilo: good. was worried you'd left us to suffer on our own
FeralDog: yeah, man it's totally fine. happens all the time
Cardinal: He already knows your secret.
Cardinal: I'm so depressed bro
Jalaperilo: aint we all?
Starscreamapillar: That small door.
thenightetc: The roof bothers me more. Looks so fake.
Jalaperilo: none of these suits fit even slightly
Cardinal: *ominous music* He shaaaved
Starscreamapillar: They found the suits in a box in their fake alley.
FeralDog: wwwwwwwwwhat
Cardinal: . . . . .
Jalaperilo: lol
Cardinal: well
Cardinal: I wish Trogdor were here to see this.
Cardinal: Maybe he could make sense of it.
Jalaperilo: is tommy trogdor's holoavatar?
Knock Out: Fact!
Starscreamapillar: Did they have a reason to be wearing tuxedos earlier?
thenightetc: Maybe they were trying them on to make sure they fit?
Cardinal: . . . nice segue.
Starscreamapillar: No one paid for those drinks.
Starscreamapillar: Drat. Now I must suffer through this.
Jalaperilo: god
Knock Out: For the love of Unicron, no.
Cardinal: Shield your optics!
Jalaperilo: can unicron come eat us?
Starscreamapillar: I think exploding again would be less painful than this.
FeralDog: do we really need to see the ENTIRE sex scene
FeralDog: a fadeout would be appreciated
Starscreamapillar: How is this still going on?!
Jalaperilo: in all 4? sex scenes, no one seems to have thrust anywhere near her vagine
Knock Out: What I tell you? Protein sleeve.
Jalaperilo: oh year lol
Jalaperilo: *yeah
FeralDog: more football based bonding
Starscreamapillar: I feel as though you could replace these actors with golden retreivers and lose nothing.
Jalaperilo: 'i saw a hyooman program with this so all hyoomans do this bonding'
Knock Out: Please, no.
Cardinal: AGAIN?
thenightetc: Again?!
Knock Out: Not again. No more.
Cardinal: *weeps quietly*
thenightetc: Please let something burst in and eat them
Knock Out: Oh, thank you!
Cardinal: Wow, Lisa.
Jalaperilo: was there anything like this on cybertron?
thenightetc: Some of the audio seems a little... desynched or something
thenightetc: Is this... dubbed?
Starscreamapillar: If there was, I certainly didn't watch it.
Knock Out: I think this might be one of those "once in a universe" things.
Jalaperilo: ***
Jalaperilo: we really are the worst species
Cardinal: Well, you are the spawn of Unicron.
Knock Out: Take a bow.
thenightetc: Excuse me, I'm not taking the blame for this movie.
thenightetc: How dare.
Jalaperilo: us all watching this now are now linked in a shared, horrific experience
Starscreamapillar: As if I didn't already have enough horrifying experiences in my life.
Jalaperilo: i like being the spawn of another species' devil
thenightetc: ...Yikes
thenightetc: What the ***
Starscreamapillar: The film's writer clearly had some unresolved issues.
thenightetc: You think?
Jalaperilo: would you believe that tommy wiseau wrote ANd sirected AND acted in this?
Jalaperilo: *directed
Cardinal: Yes.
Knock Out: And funded it, and apparently no one knows how.
Starscreamapillar: Yes. Yes I would.
Jalaperilo: alien money
Cardinal: Deal with Unicron.
Jalaperilo: probably traded a load of shanix with a skuxxoid
Starscreamapillar: Are you certain he didn't kidnap these people, and force them to be in his film?
thenightetc: Oh god, they're going to sneak off for another sex scene, aren't thy
Starscreamapillar: 'Sneak'?
thenightetc: Well.
Cardinal: As Shockwave would say, "illogical."
Jalaperilo: shockwave would shutdown at this film
Cardinal: . . .
Cardinal: I'm going to show it to him.
Cardinal: Whoa, someone did the impossible and came BACK into the house.
Knock Out: Sensitive with genuine human emotions.
Cardinal: Leave your STUPID comments in your pocket!
thenightetc: That's where I keep all *my* stupid comments.
Cardinal: Good thinking! Inviting my friends!
Cardinal: What are they doing outside?
Cardinal: I just?
Cardinal: Alternate, help.
Jalaperilo: cardinal is crashing lol
thenightetc: Oh god.
Knock Out: I can't help you. I'm so very, very sorry.
Knock Out: I'm lost. I'm gone.
Cardinal: *whimpers*
thenightetc: *facepalm*
Starscreamapillar: Surely he won't be able to count to nine months from now.
Jalaperilo: haha
thenightetc: That guy does look sort of like Xander
Knock Out: Who *are* you?
Jalaperilo: i think they swapped out an actor
Starscreamapillar: No one will notice this loud conversation in public about her cheating.
Knock Out: Doesn't matter, had cake.
Jalaperilo: haha!
thenightetc: They're hardly subtle about it. Maybe everyone already knows.
Cardinal: What do you mean, look at this subterfuge
Cardinal: What do you mean, look at this subterfuge
Jalaperilo: what planet IS he from?
thenightetc: What do you mean, I always slow dance with my platonic friends
Knock Out: I've spent the last hour pondering that same question.
Starscreamapillar: He is fed up with this world.
Knock Out: Most alien species that can mimic other species tend to be good at it.
thenightetc: Hey, you know what would be funny after this?
Knock Out: What?
Jalaperilo: icepick lobotomy>
Jalaperilo: ?
Cardinal: "And I DEFINITELY have breast cancer."
thenightetc: Just look for "arrested development chicken dance" on youtube
Knock Out: Consider it done.
thenightetc: I'm sure there are a BUNCH of clips
caffienatedglitter: henlo
Starscreamapillar: Someone had better end up murdered at the end of this.
Knock Out: I hope it's me.
thenightetc: For some reason I'd gotten the impression this was a horror movie
Jalaperilo: you may just get your wish tonight screamy
Starscreamapillar: The horror is in sitting through it.
caffienatedglitter: oh god
caffienatedglitter: EWWWW
Starscreamapillar: Do Not call me that.
thenightetc: :(
Knock Out: I think we can agree we've all lost something precious tonight.
caffienatedglitter: what did i walk in on
Jalaperilo: you are the lucky one, to only suffer the end of this
caffienatedglitter: how is the audio from the other end of the phone line so clear
thenightetc: ...He already knew they were cheating together though?
caffienatedglitter: what is his accent
thenightetc: https://www.reddit.com/r/linguistics/comments/1gs6ol/what_the_heck_is_going_on_with_tommy_wiseaus_voice/
caffienatedglitter: he angery
thenightetc: Not sure if there's an actual answer there, per se
caffienatedglitter: he screm
Thebes: Oh man, I appear to have been late to the worst movie
thenightetc: You are correct
caffienatedglitter: KNOCKING THINGS OVER IS THE ONLY WAY A MOVIE CHARACTER CAN EXPRESS ANGER
thenightetc: Chew that scenery! CHEW
thenightetc: Aren't they just upstairs from him? Can't they hear this going on?
Thebes: How delicately he moves those bedsheets
Starscreamapillar: I am disappointed at the lack of murder spree.
Jalaperilo: this is more acting than the rest of the film
thenightetc: Uh
caffienatedglitter: ewwwww
thenightetc: Why this
Jalaperilo: i forgot that bit!
Cardinal: . . .
caffienatedglitter: ewvwwhw wnvjhwvg'
Thebes: I think this is ... supposed to be pathos?
caffienatedglitter: oh god
caffienatedglitter: dude stop
Cardinal: I've been asking myself the same thing.
caffienatedglitter: holy
Knock Out: FRAG.
caffienatedglitter: he's dead
Thebes: yes. yes he is.
thenightetc: dramatic slow-mo
caffienatedglitter: ...
caffienatedglitter: YAAAAAAAAAAAY
Jalaperilo: well at least he got his daily amount of iron?
caffienatedglitter: no, he's sleeping
Starscreamapillar: Yes, just put your hand right in that.
thenightetc: Yeah, get his blood all over your hands
caffienatedglitter: so many diseases
Jalaperilo: bet you werent expecting that Doc
thenightetc: Disturb the scene a little more
Thebes: PATHOS
caffienatedglitter: seriously pathogens love to travel through blood
Knock Out: I can honestly say I wasn't.
caffienatedglitter: what do you mean you lost him YOU DUMPED HIM
caffienatedglitter: ALSO MARK DIDNT YOU WANT TO SEX HER BEFORE
Thebes: YES. YES HE DID
Cardinal: LEAVE US
thenightetc: Wow
Knock Out: Don't leave that one alone with the body!
Jalaperilo: this whole film is about tommy's messiah complex
caffienatedglitter: CALL THE COPS
caffienatedglitter: CALL THE COIPS YOU IDIOTS
Jalaperilo: knock out! haha
thenightetc: No, no, they'll want to handle the gun a bit first too
thenightetc: Get their fingerprints all over it
caffienatedglitter: i tyhought he saids he didnt have any friends now everyones sobbin over his body
caffienatedglitter: piugblswk
caffienatedglitter: ive only been here for TEWO MINUTES
Thebes: WAIT
Cardinal: Amazing.
Thebes: HE WAS GRABBING HER HAIR
caffienatedglitter: WHY
Starscreamapillar: Well, that was about as bad as having my head blown off again.
caffienatedglitter: WHAT IS THIS MUSIC
caffienatedglitter: INAPROPRIATE MUCH
Jalaperilo: sexytimes on the corpse music
FeralDog: good god
Thebes: There's appropriate anything in this movie?
Knock Out: Denny is there also.
caffienatedglitter: "assistant to mr. wiseau"???? five people???
FeralDog: I feel like I just survived a deadly fever
caffienatedglitter: those poor performers
Jalaperilo: they were the five humans that taught him how to act like one of us
Thebes: oh, man, there's abook about the weird, troubled production of this movie. It's so out there it's getting made into its own movie
caffienatedglitter: i wish i'd gotten here earlier
thenightetc: You shouldn't.
caffienatedglitter: you misunderstand
caffienatedglitter: i am a masochist
caffienatedglitter: more assisstants jesus
caffienatedglitter: welp
caffienatedglitter: is that it
Knock Out: The assistants were there to keep the Wiseau human from poking himself.
caffienatedglitter: oh dear
Thebes: yeah you missed the bit about Denny being into drugs and the bizarre casual cancer subplot
caffienatedglitter: the room is a meme, i know the basic plot
caffienatedglitter: wait
caffienatedglitter: cancer
caffienatedglitter: WHEN DID CANCER GET INVOLVED
thenightetc: Yeah, there was cancer
Jalaperilo: the mum is all i'm dying, its deffo cancer, andyway, marry tommy
FeralDog: This lady casually announced that she had breast cancer
caffienatedglitter: ooooh right
caffienatedglitter: what
Knock Out: I just take the suggestions, I don't question them.
caffienatedglitter: at least it isn't the cheeeep cheep cheep
thenightetc: They ALL have one
caffienatedglitter: cheeep chepchepcheepcheep
Starscreamapillar: . . . .
caffienatedglitter: wait
caffienatedglitter: frag for a second i thought his voice was robin williams
Knock Out: ...
Knock Out: ...
Knock Out: ...Well, this has been an enlightening evening.
Starscreamapillar: I think that's misrepresentative.
Jalaperilo: well. its 3am here. i hope you appreciate my sacrifice to watch that film
Jalaperilo: goodnight all!
Knock Out: I do.
caffienatedglitter: it's only 10:00 here
Knock Out: Goodnight!
FeralDog: 7:00 here
FeralDog: https://xkcd.com/1400/
thenightetc: Awwww, the chicken dance bit is great though. Even if that was a little poorly edited together.
FeralDog: ^relelvant!
Thebes: ikr?
caffienatedglitter: my god
Knock Out: Makes sense to me.
thenightetc: Huh.
Thebes: ... there's a trailer for a movie where someone is paid to act as Tommy Wiseau
FeralDog: oh dear god
thenightetc: ...Not sure if I want to see that or not.
caffienatedglitter: that or he's the devil made flesg
Knock Out: You can't replicate what's going on with this human (?). And no one ever should.
thenightetc: That would explain why he looks slightly uncanny
Thebes: they get weirdly close. The Disaster Artist trailer, if you want to see for yourself
caffienatedglitter: he looks like he's a collage of body parts cut froma magazine
caffienatedglitter: but 3d
Knock Out: My credits are still on "alien."
caffienatedglitter: and also a pervet
thenightetc: I read that as "flaming disaster"
Starscreamapillar: I think he is a mimic of some kind.
Starscreamapillar: And the football is there. Of course.
Thebes: it kinda was? Like it's based off the book The Disaster Artist, which is entirely about trying to get this weird alien sock puppet to act
thenightetc: Oh god, I didn't notice.
caffienatedglitter: is that actually him
caffienatedglitter: does he actually think people like this unironically
FeralDog: maybe he's one of the fair folk. But he's bad at it.
Thebes: maybe he's a bunch of groundhogs trying to pilot a human
Knock Out: I like the news scrolling by.
caffienatedglitter: they're trying
Knock Out: "Also, some humans died or something."
thenightetc: "Like us on Facebook!"
Thebes: yeah, kinda. Underscores this.
caffienatedglitter: it's a special kind of ***
caffienatedglitter: jesus he's like
caffienatedglitter: idk
thenightetc: Yeah, sports references, that's what I look for in a movie
Thebes: how is he keeping a straight face
Starscreamapillar: His sunglasses are unsettling.
Knock Out: He's hiding something behind there. I'm not certain I want to know what.
thenightetc: Soundwave's visor.
caffienatedglitter: he's hiding madness, and not very well
Knock Out: Tommy Wiseau confirmed for Soundwave.
caffienatedglitter: YOU STUDIED PSYCHOLOGY
caffienatedglitter: NO
caffienatedglitter: BULL
caffienatedglitter: what is this
thenightetc: We've all been where now?
Starscreamapillar: His insane word-salad rambling.
caffienatedglitter: is he a human????
caffienatedglitter: knock out please advise
thenightetc: The other guy looks so embarassed
Knock Out: No advice. He landed on your planet, he's your problem.
Starscreamapillar: The other guy is likely concerned if he upsets Wiseau that he wil be consumed.
Thebes: I would be
thenightetc: Yeah, he does look like he could just unhinge his jaw and, y'know...
caffienatedglitter: ubigowj
caffienatedglitter: but he's scary
caffienatedglitter: he talks like he's got marbled in his mouth
Knock Out: If you have to ask, the answer is probably "Tommy Wiseau can most definitely unhinge his jaw and kill some people."
caffienatedglitter: HES A SNAKE
Starscreamapillar: Snakes do not talk so much.
thenightetc: Lime green shirt with matching lime green tie :(
Thebes: it's like he agressively doesn't care.
caffienatedglitter: this is not a man of earthly cares
caffienatedglitter: oh god what'sthis
Starscreamapillar: He only cares for how many souls he can harvest, and how much flesh he can consume.
thenightetc: SOUNDS LEGIT
thenightetc: Is that a hearse
Starscreamapillar: Yes.
caffienatedglitter: "family kidnapped by ninjas" yeah totally believable
caffienatedglitter: ew
caffienatedglitter: what\
caffienatedglitter: EWWWWWWWWW
thenightetc: What the ***
Knock Out: Alright, enough of that.
caffienatedglitter: HE IS THE EATER OF FLESH
Thebes: what was THAT
caffienatedglitter: I NEED TO KNOW HOW IT ENDS
Knock Out: Tommy Wiseau is clearly a dangerous entity.
Starscreamapillar: I feel the pressing need to awaken Unicron, so he can shake off the Earth and ensure Wiseau's destruction.
thenightetc: Er
caffienatedglitter: how well did that work out for you last time
Knock Out: There we go. Much better.
Starscreamapillar: Just because it didn't work out for my alternates does not mean it may not work out for me.
caffienatedglitter: oh right
caffienatedglitter: alternate universes
caffienatedglitter: still though
caffienatedglitter: starscreams are universally jinxed
thenightetc: This actually looks familiar. Huh
Starscreamapillar: I know.
caffienatedglitter: Is this car porn
Starscreamapillar: But I strive to escape whatever unpleasant fate is in store for me.
caffienatedglitter: car porn is pretty chill
caffienatedglitter: lol jk
Smokescreen: woojit woojit no
thenightetc: Nice and relaxing, except when they jerk the camera around.
Smokescreen: dont watch the room
Knock Out: I just needed to end the night on something other than the question of how many pounds of human flesh Tommy Wiseau can fit in his hollow abdomen.
Knock Out: Too late.
Smokescreen: .... wait did i miss
thenightetc: Too late! We saw the whole thing!
caffienatedglitter: o hai smokescreen
Smokescreen: ARGHHGHG
Smokescreen: did you like it
Smokescreen: Hey!
caffienatedglitter: it's the room
thenightetc: I don't think it's really something you "like"
caffienatedglitter: exactly
Smokescreen: Was it... Was it an experience?
caffienatedglitter: technically
caffienatedglitter: yes
Starscreamapillar: It was an experience in madness.
thenightetc: Everything is an experience.
Smokescreen: it sure was a movie, right?
caffienatedglitter: no
caffienatedglitter: not particularly
Starscreamapillar: It being a movie is debatable.
thenightetc: In the broadest possible sense.
Smokescreen: a film?
caffienatedglitter: it was a venture intop insanity
Knock Out: It was a whole lot of something.
Thebes: it was filmed. I would hesitate to call it a film
Smokescreen: someone sure recorded it on a camera!
Thebes: technically
Smokescreen: hey woojit have you ever been in a sauna before
Knock Out: I think so?
Smokescreen: How was it?
caffienatedglitter: why are you asking?
caffienatedglitter: sorry im curious\
Smokescreen: I've got one, and I wasn't sure what to do with it!
caffienatedglitter: nvm
Knock Out: You sit, you turn up the heat, you cycle special smoke meant to clean out your vents. There are other things I'd rather spend credits on at the bath houses, but it was nice enough.
caffienatedglitter: wait whjat
caffienatedglitter: lol jk
Smokescreen: woojit woojit no
thenightetc: Nice and relaxing, except when they jerk the camera around.
Smokescreen: dont watch the room
Knock Out: I just needed to end the night on something other than the question of how many pounds of human flesh Tommy Wiseau can fit in his hollow abdomen.
Knock Out: Too late.
Smokescreen: .... wait did i miss
thenightetc: Too late! We saw the whole thing!
caffienatedglitter: o hai smokescreen
Smokescreen: ARGHHGHG
Smokescreen: did you like it
Smokescreen: Hey!
caffienatedglitter: it's the room
thenightetc: I don't think it's really something you "like"
caffienatedglitter: exactly
Smokescreen: Was it... Was it an experience?
caffienatedglitter: technically
caffienatedglitter: yes
Starscreamapillar: It was an experience in madness.
thenightetc: Everything is an experience.
Smokescreen: it sure was a movie, right?
caffienatedglitter: no
caffienatedglitter: not particularly
Starscreamapillar: It being a movie is debatable.
thenightetc: In the broadest possible sense.
Smokescreen: a film?
caffienatedglitter: it was a venture intop insanity
Knock Out: It was a whole lot of something.
Thebes: it was filmed. I would hesitate to call it a film
Smokescreen: someone sure recorded it on a camera!
Thebes: technically
Smokescreen: hey woojit have you ever been in a sauna before
Knock Out: I think so?
Smokescreen: How was it?
caffienatedglitter: why are you asking?
caffienatedglitter: sorry im curious\
Smokescreen: I've got one, and I wasn't sure what to do with it!
caffienatedglitter: nvm
Knock Out: You sit, you turn up the heat, you cycle special smoke meant to clean out your vents. There are other things I'd rather spend credits on at the bath houses, but it was nice enough.
caffienatedglitter: wait whjat
caffienatedglitter: WHERE DID YOU GET A SAUNA
Smokescreen: also if woojit wants to use this sauna I was gifted
caffienatedglitter: WHERE DID YOU GET A GIANT SAUNA
Smokescreen: I don't know! It was a gift! I'm kinda suspicious which is also why I'm offering Woojit a whirl in it!
Knock Out: Suspicious bath house? I'm sold.
thenightetc: Gosh, hope it's not cursed or something.
caffienatedglitter: DUDE
caffienatedglitter: THERE'S PROBABLY A CAMERA IN IT OR A BOMB
Starscreamapillar: Why would a camera matter?
Knock Out: Lucky camera.
Smokescreen: Awesome! I'll promise to fix you up if it goes horribly wrong but hopefully it won't
Smokescreen: wouldn't the lens get covered in steam?
Knock Out: Excellent!
caffienatedglitter: oh right
caffienatedglitter: giant robots
caffienatedglitter: nudity isnt a thing
Starscreamapillar: Not really, no.
caffienatedglitter: eh
Smokescreen: woojit i found this anime also i've been meaning to watch and i need thosughts
Knock Out: Yes?
Smokescreen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVPnaHRgNb8
caffienatedglitter: ooooh knockout you should stream death parade
thenightetc: Oh, I love that show! In a way.
caffienatedglitter: oh my god
thenightetc: ^Initial D
thenightetc: Haven't seen Death Parade
caffienatedglitter: it's amazing
Knock Out: Yes.
Knock Out: Whatever this is, yes.
caffienatedglitter: it's only a few episodes long, so
Thebes: Initial D is awesome,
caffienatedglitter: what is this
thenightetc: But you have to not mind the animation.
caffienatedglitter: HIS FACE
Smokescreen: the humans look dead inside
thenightetc: Yeah they do a lot of that
thenightetc: You get used ot it
Smokescreen: ... are they actually humans or just holo-matter avatars?
Smokescreen: i've seen avatars with faces like that
Knock Out: Who cares?
Smokescreen: true
caffienatedglitter: technically they are anime
caffienatedglitter: not hoomans
Smokescreen: am i anime
caffienatedglitter: no you're american animaation
Smokescreen: what
Smokescreen: i'm not american
Smokescreen: i'm praxian
caffienatedglitter: your show isn't
Smokescreen: WOOJIT HIGHER VOLUMNE
Smokescreen: RAISE THE VOLUME
thenightetc: And they're proud of that terrible animation, too, lots of closeups of misshapen dead-eyed faces
Thebes: all the humans are in love with their cars and will go to absurd lengths to show it
Smokescreen: thank you woojit
Smokescreen: good
Smokescreen: they should love their cars
caffienatedglitter: um
Starscreamapillar: Is it uncomfortable to squeal your tires like that?
caffienatedglitter: smokescreen splease rephrase
Smokescreen: it feels good to me!
caffienatedglitter: unfortuinate implications
Smokescreen: Uhhh- they should adore their cars?
caffienatedglitter: smokescreen
Smokescreen: what
Smokescreen: I don't see the problem!
Knock Out: It's not comfortable, but worth it for the sake of drifting.
thenightetc: Oh believe me there is drifting in this show :)
Thebes: and for wiping a smug smirk off someone's face?
Thebes: because there's lots of that too
Smokescreen: woojit woojit what if: we raced and played this kinda music at top volume to recreate this stuff
caffienatedglitter: NO
Smokescreen: but
caffienatedglitter: BAD IDEA
caffienatedglitter: RECREATING ANIME ONLY BRINGS PAIN
Smokescreen: but
Smokescreen: :(
Knock Out: I'm not hearing a downside!
Thebes: This anime is basically nothing but car appreciation and winning races in a way that's petty and satisfying
Knock Out: Let's do it!
thenightetc: It totally is.
caffienatedglitter: knockout you have doomed yoursel
Smokescreen: I probably won't be able to do it now, but sometime soon, we gotta!
Knock Out: It's a date!
thenightetc: Haha, have fun!
caffienatedglitter: you fools you will invite them into our world, they will consume reality
Smokescreen: I'll look for places with turns like these, too
Knock Out: Perfect!
Knock Out: That seems a marvelous place to pack it in for tonight.
caffienatedglitter: lovely
caffienatedglitter: goodnight
Knock Out: Goodnight, everyone!
Smokescreen: Sounds good. Night, everyone!
Knock Out: Thank you for enduring this with me.
caffienatedglitter: try not to turn the multiverse into a singularity
thenightetc: This was good fun; thanks for the stream. :)
Starscreamapillar: I am not sure I should thank you for exposing me to the horror of the Room.
Starscreamapillar: Goodnight, and may I be able to atend again in the future.
thenightetc: Goodnight!
Knock Out: Here's hoping!
Smokescreen: Hopefully, I can get here on time one day!
Thebes: nighy!
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