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[whereisthedamndaddymanual]

I like old Cogliostro themes.

They never show Merlin as the Demon cleansing the moist with victory ridden battlefields.

Or the foliage the trees grow in tribute after

#here's to trees those timeless seeds of wonder #squirrel get a big nut collar oak go for broke #like I wonder if you had trepidation about now being a mess maker #were you like i hope he likes my fish n chips #🥺 #true you did find it necessary to hold me on the line as I consumed it #staring at the phone in asian suspense #and also like I need to go to bed #same batch of coke to tighten the always there already present connection between us #maybe I should tell young me it's fine we make her pay all day for waiting #also time is a mystery still and I don't see you physically going through you've aged right along with me #although you've aged wonderfully #like..... you're still beautiful as fuck #a head turner a that's the one #is that her but she has a ... there's no... #not a single molecule on my body was like that's a guy there but that's not normal #like fine you tamper with their field to the point you overwrite their ego #like I would be much more tranquil mentally if you could do that to me without eye contact #I do know with eyes present that's good ahit #to love and obey #two very personal crack whores #the child in me jumps for joy for that and U find tha amusing #I must be getting close if KRS One and all his songs about dealing crack are now cooking about #it also would be a dude I fucking am legit telling you bro here it is #but you would have to be on level #licks my phone in tribute

[whereisthedamndaddymanual]

Sometimes I wonder about worms. Like where the fuck do they come from. You can dig and find them but it isn't like there are tunnels, they are just there, snails pace serpentine through the dirt and granules. At a depth shallow enough the dirt above doesn't crush them, yet deep enough you gotta dig a bit to really find them down there.

Just squirming and waiting to get hooked in some fish on a time waxing off the full moon.

#yeah I had thought abouts wanting to play woth your hair as I laid in bed after convincing you to try smoking...for the ballet #I'm like a meme #the world is a madhouse #I wish I could be happy with manisfestos of captial reigns of empires read in game format for his own mentality going forward for a time #no it's all i obsession over my power (kinda)....(more than kinda) but not in a selfish way which is hard to explain but true #the stakes are high and the valley is low #in the valley I slow...in the valley I growing #but an eternity for me is no time for you #some greater part of me understands the greater part of me though #put on a pedestal of willing enslavement #nah you were so hot... first thought....wonder when she'll finally work her way over....a couple dudes are like looking #trying to get the fresh set off #oh no the hot broke 18 year old that's the one #wow this is way more intimate than I was expecting #if it wasn't you I would have been like its cool you ain't gotta get on me like that #dance duh okay george #gorgeous is a word I have used to describe you.....this is truth #years ago before I knew I knew you a bunch of times already #telling her to call you trying to temper the Want in my voice #but....for it to work out she has to be cool. we all have to be cool #amd hot as fuck for each other #all deep and particularl #calculus #but even my 99 was dope because in chinese he was like you fogot +c #one time I missed a quiz but he was cool about it #I would like to lament I never got a reply to the email I sent him later #yes please be my super sweaty workout partner and then I get salt licks #they're soooo good #it's like shhhh #let me enjoy your honey musk

[whereisthedamndaddymanual]

Yeah I talk about it offhand and then the paranoia from the weed also kicks in.

Hey the dead talk but they are speaking of like different experiences of lives I never bothered living

#sparking me to think about things later #probably just so I will think about your initialed body #I recognized those legs and those moles #I love them by the way I love your moles #like look at me #I am a star map or something #greggers nat china hair protocol #I like feed your spiritual needs you're lucky #writing with my thumbs is so not like going to not be super sloppu #yeah you were probably talking about youe piercings years ago to me #I was suspicious only that a girl on a 1-900 number back then wanted to put her mouth never seen around it #yeah though it was like a make out session in our astral realm and I was even surprised how quickly you jumped on me when the door shut #when I go down one way right it's like Simon but you're on the 19th round so you have to forget everything momentarily #I might fall over if I find out two girls were discussing my sexual energy #smoking a cigarette exchanging thoughts on the brutal fucking each just received from Him #good daddy album though

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She was on her period that one night

I'm like damn girl you're bleeding but I didn't even care about that.

She did though, she was just too busy making out with Jo to know the difference.

That whole scene was a weird one.

#more of that chick that was way below my standards in the looks department #jo gives me the quick rundown on her though #you're not usually my type #that is a come on line but I didn't give a shit #I had already stereotyped her as that oh gimme skinny guys with tats guy #I'm offhand like so this chicks kinda a slut #but so was the nature of that insane venture #hey I had the rignt one in mind #I just failed to manifest it ai guess #she's like wow he Really does have a big cock though jesus christ #wearing the pants you mean I don't want to fuck you on the side you're right #this is a chick that probably has been with dudes without cumming more than once #chicks portrayed as having like....one orgasm or failing to do so #that's just low quality there

[whereisthedamndaddymanual]

That first second though.

smh

Shawna

She didn't know how to suck a fat dick for shit though

She told me to get a condom and I'm like I don't even know if I want to fuck you. I just wanted you to orgasm to know how fucking weak you are.

She was pregnant later

Like a few years later.

Hey, at least I got to see the phantom menace for free.

#yes we can call what happened to you that you fainted #that sounds so goddamn feminine #oh fvk muh g is cummin and all the blood has left my brizain #a vagina that has been orgasming will have a nice swell to it #the blood waves hello to the bold of Kundalini traveling in opposite directions #also....I mean if you're possesed....like....you know....by me.... there are no other anything that can push me out #but sex magic is the closest thing to the hand of god forming the world's #I've got a new forty five #fortea five #later by yourself replaying the day yanno #big cock make andrea squirt cum #and truly I thought you're pissed at me #I was just like....goddamn I guess she Really had to go #the recursive nature of those concepts working their way in as idioms even though it actually was fhe other way around #some on high pyxhic chant of bitch gonna make you cum hard #ba ba be lacking sheep have you any wool #coke all night oh what a fright the bed lied awake #haaaaaayyy awa p #*P #po in tea er #oh no...those po' boys #no secret hands shakes for the trilateral commision #do you suppose she'll be super high again for her bridal shower #I still can't figure out that one Real Sex where dudes wanted to act like horses #like......I want to see the highlight reel of that guys life which led him down that path #it's like Real Sex needs to get rereleased with my director's commentsry over it #some of it was hot....some of it was just like dude what the fuck is this #she said do you want to give those really nasty blowjobs like in porn movies #like look honey those were also put there by me ultimately to train you up #a piece of me is knowing how.... instantly passionate you can be

[whereisthedamndaddymanual]

When I take a familiar I take them for the long term.

#she's got that cosmos #she will bow your head up #but we all play these games to come back home at the end #I want you both on a couch spread one leg each intertwined shortest path between two fully spread vaginas #feel free to experiment til you get it right #then do another full round just to make sure #also the cautious part of me wonders if cloning ourself is a good idea but I am too sprung for you to care #oh father why bother stick it in and make her hammer #hummer perhaps....I don't know feel free to replace with a better word or whatevet #Beverly..... it's that part of me that's like there's actually the Eve archetype but only two woman have achieved it #its an electric egg #and you probably hit me up to get that stupid reptilian breeding #also I saw two doves fucking yesterday....it was fast #they are like a jet trying to refuel...coming in hot mama....she just stands their strung out on a high voltage flapping it female tail up #ggw yes but blackout drunk is for girls that don't get that premium fat cock #goal at a gay club...brush against that cock #yes after I got over the shock of a how hot in this club¿? eye contact on a pole perhaps also #she's like I really think I connected with my audiience tonight

[whereisthedamndaddymanual]

The only way to have sex the first time is with two virgins.

Now, it may sound insane, but the connection that develops through them is pure and more powerful

Now....if you have another virgin woman, she can be brought into the fold to a couple, but only if that couple loses their virginity to each other.

Pleasure is the objective.

#you say let there be light I say let there be pleasure #...nah I said both actually at the same time

[whereisthedamndaddymanual]

Alright let's try to review the old man's news feed.

Riots....but not in the south

Self explanatory

A union Biden but they only do inside construction

What the fuck does that even mean?

#day of the tentacle #well it's just a strange mental flow where even the me attempting yo be passive just gets tired of being summoned for stupid shit #it's like let me spend a fucking hour to finally get some stupid ass velociraptor #you're going to have to get this station a twin turbo or a 55 #two separate 40's is getting older by the day #I should have just taken that Wall Leak and moved on about the day *sniff* the FUCK is that smell #also me: *points* this....this wall dos not exist here 35 years ago #in 2047 is way worse the Y2K #it is true he was in the military so an unaware manchurian is possible #it is like watching fleshed out sims sometimes though #and I really don't want to hang out with them #like old Johnny but I refuse to call my reincarnated grandfather a simulation..He is real

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You don't need eyeshadow when your eyes shadow by the light

I would be cautious about what my eyes may cast

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It looked like you went a gallon.

#it was a lot to process #cum manifestation

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Yeah I like your feet.

#I will suck on your toes if you stop yourself from toe throating me from being ticklish #I'm nasty girl....I'll do anything to you #you turned a street name into a verb though #good for you #I have always liked the way you move though #and that is truth

[whereisthedamndaddymanual]

I always kinda laughed at the different types of lives our parents came from

Well educated social media analyst (once only *shrugs*)

Poor brilliant devil (if not crazy and wrapped up in hedonism....especially with sex)

A south and a north. The one in the north(fuck you north is still north even easterly which is west)

#like beach shot....like all the way down #and that's like that's interesting I want the north though #and yes I would have been fine with any “modest” home there #rocks in the path is kinda a deal breaker though #hand jives and cat's paw #you want to use me to play a game with string #like ok #you're like ok we got here but I don't know what to do now #hand in the string I'm holding staring right at me #ugh yeah I know a guy who can get some copper phone wire #she's looking at me like I know you're hokding out #I'm like I'll share with you.....but you always got this tag along #and man it FEELS like we would sneak kisses #but it was like a game within a game #you must have grown a lot from the shoes #a waif...I mean yeah you were tiny #it wasn't an insult....you were just...so tiny #I could just....easily pick you up and do stuff to you #like piggyback ride sure....hands on ass #gotta keep you up * #wink #she's all smiles #whatsapp.....*years later* thisisapp #might have been opening new Tabitha's along the way #bewitched was a show and the girl at school was wonder woman to me though #I don't think I needed to use your name much #you just.....knew #special back rubs for coloring crazy thou #I do remember that #what was it sticking our tongues out and touching them we didn't know what the fuck we were doing

[whereisthedamndaddymanual]

It's a compass.

Look. I know what north I want

#and by East North Carolina rights give it to the old planetary hand #It's hard to watch him with a ramp #pick it up *shrugs* 50 or 60 #not it's 84.5 #me: well at least that's a weight #and then he plays some classical and he's like sometimes I like high brow and I am just stunned #low brow humor you picked up on he picked up on high brow all with a tune #it's a beautiful meta joke that makes me smile #like a child; me: mother fucker what'd you say to me #the part of me that always held on to Arthur knew and it still pissed little Ps off #I mean.....everything changes sure.....except I feel like I am the same down inside and always have #same kid playing with his d&d books from the creaky floor bookstore #yeah I would get a little dump of something from looking at the new comics too #always a peek up to see that the penthouse and playboys were up there #the real nasty shit they kept behind the counter #gate of gulf books yay! for Grandpa? *looks for a split second at the cover of a shady paper bag job* #I'm like isn't he old though #then it's like caught him looking at the pron at work and I just raised my finger #and I'm like how would this firewall let him go there #and it got me thinking #and my thinking is either brilliant or self destructive #and I must have sat there between staring daggers at him (and he knew too) #but if anything he is a patient old son of a bitch #but when I finally gave him a morning moment again he got all happy as fuck about it #him watching me on Chrismas 1980: *smoking a dutch* the boy is a storm daughter #I can see him getting his bifocals out for some titties though #he was stubborn and didn't like wearing them to walk around much #already so slowed down by the length of time when I was so young still and more vibrant #the two of us Spoke to each other though #I think some part of Arthur knew he had made sure the biggest spoke was walking this Earth amongst men though

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Look I don't know what the fuck antarctica is.

It's like stuff your ass ain't surviving past though

#I could see myself as a dragon the sixe of creation watching you breathe fire for me though #the little dragon female is like whaever you want master *poof* *puff* *snap dragon* #and the master dragon breathes into creation once again #look honey I had to grow it process it and sometimes ship it over the Christopher Columbus route #it's the most crazy part of it all and I already know it's true because I was there and I am going to be there #it was a simple time #car ride and some food #the old man that I like is there and things go well usually #I kinda remember me thinking about myself man what is this guy's deal #like after seeing myself selling nothing can ever compare #me: dude I would NEVER work at a restaurant that is for chicks #and yet there I am pretending I suppose #like how about I retire and go manage a restaurant like no mother fucker that's not what he does....he does those two #waitresses #uh well if anything gets a bell 133 I can claim it solo or in pair #I want to take extra sugar with you and one hand on each hood just gently letting you both feel my spark #connecting one hand with two hands #it's like water if you stare at each hydrogen right you gave two hos #but yanno let's get naked and get high and have fun and if you want to call it magic then that's what it is #she says wait til you taste that meat #shot out to your pics with your eyes red as fuck though.... that's hot #one thing you don't want to do is bring a dreamcast into my domain and not expect me to unlock the company logo to fight you #like logos ethos pathos.....like more than they claim but they don't know shit #like yeah.....I wanna slowly feel my bulge as you both demonstrate and begin the way of the hiot #yeah you've been doing it for years let's see it first #first time for me anyway #which makes it your most important teaching hoot #drugs teacher student relationship #sex: owner slave (s' down the line) relationship #I never wanted to be a phlebotomist but for you I will learn

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On our oldest sister.

Sweet thing.

God damn dumb as dog shit though.

#sorry if you've had to listen to me speak about the elder #yannno....go get your stomach stapled in mexico and leave your oldest behind to watch your sex leaking out #let's go brandon....how the fuck did her ass get so fucking big #she stayed close though didn't she #and that counts more than anything #if course I love her I wouldn't be going to see a real life keke meme otherwise #yeah I gave thought about seeing you and getting a kiss a lot #french even if that is also mother there I guess she will understand #love you Jane...still don't want to know #you keep your id on half of the phones and your huge apple serpent head on the other #no teeth though or you're done dude #like you get one chance #I see you unconsciously become a mouth breather as you're such a drag #yes I like how your fire stick glow red mmm good suck on it

[whereisthedamndaddymanual]

It's a bit disturbing now.

My niece used to tell me she looked up to her aunt. Then the niece went and had to start keeping track of who fathered her children like her own mother.

#fucking horror stories from over there with the npcs #also it could be called cockpussy #she's just BEEN imprinted with my pants impression #and you must conclude your breasts are supposed to be that big #listen I was drinking the same juice you did baby #here let me tie this shoe on your fisheye #I get a “oh damn baby i need that ass so bad” #good can you use where my scrotum connects into the taint and play that little flap of skin like a harmonica #yeah slave just like that..... that's a good girl #yeah I suppose being called good girl when you're cumming your brains out anchors #servicing like a bad girl though which is good to me #she's like I'm a bad girl but I'm your good girl #and I think bad girls are good is my favorite oxymoron or paradox #slow down fast #speed up slow #I'm still gonna put you down #me: big cock surprise #me: I wish I could do that to a girl.... 😏 #her: *rubbing and dos fingers* #if I was a girl I would thumb my clit while I finger fucked my own holes but I have a cock so I will have to watch another woman do it #yes both of you light up and gently touch yourselves #now.....do that to the other one #oh that feels much better huh #tell me why #stop #no seriously stop and answer....ah fuck this *pulls down pants*

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A cosmic lightning bolt.

Yeah, if your ears operate she can give anyone a headache.

#emotional manipulation? probably #it runs in the family.....especially with the women #lady is like cayla might bypass her and come ask you... #I am like when she asks her all she does is tell her to ask me #but I kept that part to myself #E so 5 is you're counting a set where I am the vesica Pisces #look.....I overwhelmed the fuck out of you in class....like....period....but you weren't exactly discouraging me #you know me I just show up and ripple #was there a different vibe in the blue dot club that one night #in. that regard i is 6 (like •| see I can fucking twist that shit too babygirl) #H on 45 is an I go figure #🤔 you did run your dick sucker about 45 a lot #I don't even know how to describe your H.I.D. you use on the iot #she walks in deaf and dry(well....you were probably excited going in) and walks out hearing and soaked #I mean your reproductive hormones I think spark around me....hmmmm #even if you're high or eapecially if you're high #uppers vs Chuck Norris #and third eye overwhelemed good good....now hit her Crown #happy girthday #you silly girl happy was an old name #boing boing boing #yes you do make it happy #your organ talks are great but I'm highly audio and visual #does it make pretty fish tail for me to admire #then it's all good #yeah I want to play with all of you by the way #wood that has been dead for years looks exactly as alive in flow as a green tree #to a certain degree #it's more complex than I can abstract into words #I need to use I can't abstract it into words for you but...(fill in abstraction into words)