#don't take it seriously

[buf309-art-binder]

Random Post-reveal domestic shenanigan 🤡🤡

#spy x family #sxf fanart #sxf comic #loid forger #yor forger #twiyor #I did this while procrastinating on drawing the background for the next part of Doppelganger 🤡 #this is a shitpost #don't take it seriously

[buf309]

Hey! I see that you're a Spy Family Fan and i wanted to ask what you think would happen,

If Yor asked Loid the age old question "Would you still love me if I was a worm? "

Hi, thank you for your patience 🤗

Your ask caught the musebunny's attention so it insisted on making me draw pages of comic for this. Well, because I think depending on when Yor asked this question, the answer she got could be very different. I hope these are worth the wait. Please enjoy.

and for comparison and contrast, I also let Fiona ask her senpai this question too 🤔

#spy x family #sxf fanart #my art #twiyor #loid forger #loid x yor #yor forger #sxf twilight #reply to mailbox #this is a shitpost #also a fluke #kind of #don't take it seriously #not every asks will get this treatment though #I'll die for sure 😅 #I seriously googled about worms and how to take care of them for this joke 🤡

[museaway]

I wish I could write anything as quickly as tumblr collectively invented an entire film

#I love it here it's so weird and fun #writing #goncharov #unreality #i see I'm not the only snail-paced writer here #This is a joke about writing btw #Don't take it seriously

[sylkithecat]

When you win an argument with your wife, but now you are homeless. 😜

#sylki #loki season 2 #meme #don't take it seriously #lol #haha #loki #mobius #sylvie #mcuchallenge #mine #ayt i'm going to watch sxf now byeeeeee #dailyloki #loki tv #loki show #lokitvsource #hiddleston daily #pro sylki #Well #I’d ask who won #but… #It was a draw. #you both kicked each other through Time Doors simultaneously?

[theheirofthesharingan]

Crack question ahead: Is Itachi a Disney princess?

Does he have magic hair?

Does he have ✨magic hands✨

Do animals come to him?

Is he cursed?

He IS a Disney princess!

#i did not add the 'big man shows up' thing because i don't ship him with anyone so.. #and anyone's presence never solved any of his problem ever 😭 #for fun ahahaha #don't take it seriously #itachi #itachi uchiha #uchiha itachi #ask #anon

[void-damned]

#I had a thought #and it spiralled #this is a shitpost in the making and I just want to see more people joining in #don't take it seriously #or do #these would be funny #dh #dishonored #shitpost

[silver104]

bro TADC blew up like so frickin fast

I mean it in a good way tho, like I think the show is awesome and that it deserves it

(and obviously TADC didn't kill MD, they're both amazing shows and I personally actually prefer MD, but they're both super cool and you should really watch both, I just think it's great how fast these awesome shows blew up when they first came out)

#memes #murder drones #tadc #the amazing digital circus #md #it's a joke #don't take it seriously

[lilisouless]

i find funny Tolya´s reputation as wesper´s wing man (which i happily have fulfilled) because canonically he didn't do shit, he just made Jesper vocalize he did something stupid and then scared him off with poetry

#netflix shadow and bone #six of crows #leigh bardugo #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #tolya yul bataar #shadow and bone #don't take it seriously #its a joke #wesper

[i-thewriter]

foolish girl

Summary:

To Markarov, you were just a stupid girl. Despite this, he still cared about you.

Words: 546

You were too young, too naive, and too foolish for him.

He was constantly annoyed by your smile and cheerful attitude. How gracious and kind you were all the time, even when others behaved like animals.

You just smiled charmingly, despite all the humiliation. It was so easy to use you.

He wanted to shout in your face how pathetic you were, grab you by the shoulders, and shake you.

Because that's how he saw you.

A pathetic little girl who has daddy issues

That's probably why you stayed with him. You got it into your head that he could play a father for you.

He wasn't father material, especially not yours.

But he would be lying if he said he never treated you like his daughter.

Several times, when you went out, he caught himself commenting on the length of your skirt. Whenever you talked about your academic achievements, he was proud.

Many times, he had trouble sleeping when he knew you were out late. All you needed to comfort his worried heart was a text message confirming your safety.

It was funny in an annoying way.

You meant nothing to him.

You were just a stupid girl who was only meant to be a one night stand.

However, unlike many other times he had done this to other people, he couldn't leave you. There was something in your eyes as shinning as the stars he watched over his childhood home.

For this reason, he allowed you to drag himself around the city and talk to his ear about its greatest symbols for the whole night.

And as time went on, one night turned into two, three, and more.

However, this did not mean a change for him.

He remained cruel and harsh. He did not treat you specially.

He yelled at you a lot. He insulted you.

He once raised his hand against you.

You accepted it like everything else in life. With a trembling smile and sad eyes.

But you didn't cry. You didn't even flinch.

For the first time since he met you, you didn't make a sound.

You stood there like a marble statue.

Beautiful and cold.

He left.

He couldn't bear to see you so lifeless. You should laugh at him, tease him, and annoy him. And in return, he should treat you with indifference.

He is the one who has to break you.

As with all the other beautiful things in his life,

Not the bastard you call father.

Not when, all your life, he treated you as if you were worthless. He didn't deserve you. No one did.

That's why he came back to your door that same day with your father's blood on his hands.

That's when he spent his last night with you. When he was in your arms, he forgot all his plans for a moment.

Only once he loved you as he always should.

The next time you saw his face, it was a blurry photo taken during a terrorist attack at the airport.

The last time you saw him was many years later, when all your wounds, even those on your heart, had healed. You found him in a forgotten rural cemetery.

You spent your last night with him, looking at the stars.

#fanfic #call of duty #cod mw2 #vladimir makarov #x reader #it's silly #don't take it seriously #makarov x reader

[countingstars-17]

what's in Charles' mind?

#don't take it seriously #lol #charles leclerc #max verstappen #alex albon #pierre gasly #f1 #formula 1 #gifs #singapore gp 2022

[arale2126]

me randomly: so what does Charles see in Erik anyway? like, Charles's out of his league by miles, right? he doesn't need money, validation, labor. doing all the emotional labor in a relationship also sucks for Charles.

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me: dude has a big dick

me: yeah, that pretty much settles it.

#cherik #cherik shit post #jk #don't take it seriously

[buf309]

They all ded ☠️ ☠️ The end 😌

The weather is scorching. Work is irritating. So I crave violence right now. This shitpost is the result.

#spy x family #sxf fanart #my art #twiyor #overdramatic father-daughter duo #the forgers #this is a shitpost #don't take it seriously #the job is done #go back to hiding from society

[who-is-page]

Please appreciate the meme my non-alterhuman spouse dropped in all our mutual alterhuman chats with the caption:

"This is what it’s like being a normal human who’s been together with Page (in some form or another) for over a fucking decade. Witness the result of me having to constantly overhear the development of panels/essays/surveys by the alterhuman community’s triumvirate of scholars!"

i told him "ur welcome" in response 😹

#personal #alterhuman #otherkin #WHY IS HE SO MUCH FUNNIER THAN ME LMFAO #page's bae #he even referenced my capstone and first lecture in the meme. im love him...... #the triumvirate thing is a joke some of the folks in the polycule have had going since college tho #don't take it seriously #lol

[gdp03]

There are two sides of me; one that doesn't want Mike to be an Afton because it'd be a predicable twist, same story from what you see in the games, would hog the spotlight from more interesting theories (Mike being an Emily, Movie parallels the Novel Trilogy, etc).

The other half is purely because I'm a sucker for Schmelly and I don't want them to be relatives. I'm not ashamed of this half in the slightest.

(obs: this isn't a hate post to Mike = Afton theory; it's just a joke)

#schmelly #mikenessa #mike schmidt x vanessa shelly #mike x vanessa #mike schmidt #vanessa shelly #I'll forever deny that he's an Afton #you can't change my mind #(unless the canon makes it obvious) #this is a joke #don't take it seriously #five nights at freddy's #fnaf movie

[deathbecomesthem]

Just remember, friends. That guy you think is Mr. Smooth Casanova - Eddie Munson - canonically drinks Mt. Dew out of a chalice. He would probably wrestle you to the ground, sit on your back, and fart.

#this is a shitpost #don't take it seriously #eddie munson

[isacoremeow]

Do we all agree new era Raiden is kidd thunder

#silly take btw #don't take it seriously #love both and all Raiden's #mk1 #mortal kombat 1 #mortal kombat 1 2023 #raiden #mortal kombat raiden