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c00kietin · 9 days

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thank GOODNESS I could finish this- beneath the cut's a profile for them!! :D

buckle up, because it's a lot of information-

TENEBRIS!!!

Goes by they/them pronouns :D

Don't ask them for their age. Even I don't know how old they are.

The one and only leader of the Obitus Cult/Cult of Obitus!!

A very egotistic and anti-social being that has utterly devoted their loyalty to their "god" Obitus.

Can be quick to anger as well, lashes out on their members if they're really frustrated.

Of course, they're nothing like this around newcomers. Needs to somehow convince them to join, right?

Well, they can just force people if they wanted to with spells.

The magic they're capable of involves more chants and recitals, as well as making very strange substances and potions.

Their shopping list looks very strange, as you can imagine.

Kind of tying in the shopping thing, they get all of their resources delivered to their temple. Tenebris very rarely leaves the premises, and the members aren't allowed to leave at all.

They hate children. And chocolate.

And bright lighting- all the rooms in the temple are very dimly lit and all their clothes are darkly coloured.

This is their voice claim!

Their hair is quite heavy (and well taken care of) so you can guess that they're very slow.

MORE THINGS ABOUT THE CULT ITSELF!!

You can call it either the Obitus Cult or the Cult of Obitus- Tenebris calls it the latter.

This group made up of almost 100 people places their faith and loyalty to Obitus.

According to Tenebris- who claimed to have witnessed them in their sleep one night, starting up the cult the next day- Obitus plans on completely obliterating the Earth of humanity and civilization and told them to prepare for the end of the world. basically.

When this will happen?....Tenebris wasn't told that.

They also do not know what this otherworldly overlord looks like- however, they know an eye-shaped symbol (on Tenebris' hat and necklace) is very important as that appeared in their dream too.

The temple is located in a very secluded mountain range- Tenebris was simply told to go there by Obitus and it was already there. Convenient.

As pictured above, members have to have the eye symbol engraved into their wrist (or palm)- after this, they happen to be almost under a trance or brainwashed.

When praying to Obitus, they expose out the arm with the marking and their other arm behind that one, raised up to their face. Like this:

I hope that makes sense sjkksjks- while they do have lengthy prayer times and different types of prayers, a short and simple one they use is "We place our faith in Obitus."

The temple is full of many different rooms, including a dining hall, summoning room and bunkers (Tenebris gets their own room, obviously.)

They also follow a strict schedule- They must be asleep by 8 p.m. and awake and ready for the day by 4 a.m. They have two food breaks- one for breakfast and one for dinner. Once a month, they also hold a summoning ritual in order to attempt communicating with Obitus once more.

Members have their own jobs as well as worshipping Obitus though- cooking, cleaning, assisting Tenebris; that's all done by them as well.

While Tenebris mainly targets lonely people or those who don't have a social life, they are happy to accept anyone in! Well, that is if you're over 18.

I'm afraid teenagers (and children) are not allowed to join. However, Tenebris does take note of minors who do want to join and if you're REALLY nice, may let you visit the temple if you do some errands for them.

EXTRA FACT STUFF ABOUT TENEBRIS:

I based them more off of what first comes to mind when you think of cults- and, unintentionally, they also partially remind me of the cult in Spooky Month which I forgot existed ;-;

Because, after researching real life cult leaders, I felt like their stories weren't really what I was going for with Tenebris.

I guess the Peoples Temple founded by Jim Jones and the Family Cult by Anne Hamilton-Byrne were partial inspirations- oh, and religious experiences I've had, Catholic-Christian ones that is. (this is in no way meant to portray anything bad about that religion- or any at all- I just wanted to make the cult-y side of this more interesting by basing it off of what I know.)

My sister nicknames them Tenny and I (as well as others hee hee) nickname em Tennis, so you might see that often lol

I'm pretty sure they're the first oc I posted about on here! Although I think the post got like 7 notes-

When I first drew them, which was a while ago, they were more like a triangle shape and had larger eyes- my sister likes this version more but I think it just looks goofier- might post it once I find it :D

Tenebris means Darkness in Latin (according to translators) because I couldn't think of a name for them and just thought "think of something kinda edgy, then make it Latin to sound cool >:D"

Obitus means Death in Latin (according to translators once more I can't speak Latin-)

Thank you for reading this far!! I'm going to just tag @night-terrorzz @lobotomize-d n @gummy-worms-in-my-brain since you lovely people seem to like this cult leader :>

#my art #my oc #oc art #art #Tenebris #have a nice day/evening

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strawberry-cowmilk · 2 years

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top 10 most romantic quotes in obey me

a/n: I have no idea what proper fic to write next but I still want to stay somewhat active here.

Everything I am about to say here is a joke, please don't feel offended if I say something that doesn't sit right with you. Also I hope nobody has done this (nature documentary style) before.

Obviously, the images aren't mine. I just filtered and cropped them.

content warnings: spoilers for lesson 16 and 12, (slightly) suggestive content, violent text, this is a shitpost!!

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10.

Here we got Lord Diavolo, the closest being to an actual prince charming in the game, expressing his admiration for a pink sheep in a quite unique way. The Diavolo is attempting to flatter the Mc by reminding them of the role they have in the household: the family therapist. Scientists think wild Diavolos do this to show potential mates that they aren't like the others, they are better.

Nothing is more attractive than a man who knows how to make and save money, right? What this Mammon is doing is a great example of such a gentleman. He doesn't think in black and white, he thinks outside of the box. While the average person might admire the flowers, Mammon sees it as a chance to create a fortune. It is also very nice of the Mammon to share his wisdom with a young lad. I imagine Mc must have been gasping for air at this moment.

We all know the regular flirting techniques, right? 'I like your outfit', 'I think you're pretty'. But Solomon takes it a step further. This unit of a male asks his love interest to stick their finger into a potion. Researchers say said potion is likely a love potion. I bet you have never seen such a bold move being pulled off so smoothly. Solomons are known for their unique ways, but this is a whole new level of flirting.

Don't you just love it when your partner behaves like a 30-year-old Discord mod? You bet I do! With this Leviathan's unique approach to attract the Mc, he shows he is not afraid to be who he truly is: a Reddit user. Mcs will usually appreciate such honesty, therefore Leviathan has scored. For your next date, I recommend you act like Leviathans and be honest about your holiday and evening plans.

Solomon is back, people. This time, with an even more romantic gesture. Despite what many may think, Solomon's food has scientifically been proven to be the most nutritious of all foods. One example of a fellow who thinks Solomon's cooking is a crime against life can also be seen in the image, just look at the british looking lad next to our prince Romeo. This kind gesture shows the Solomon truly cares about his object of lust's well-being. How kind.

The look in his eyes say it all: this Belphegor loves feet. This species of male is already popular with all the Mcs, not only because they look like they come out of the womb listening to My Chemical Romance, no. But also because they have this alluring eye visible under their hair. As stated earlier, a wild Belphegor loves his feet. By sharing this desire with the Mc he's trying to attract, he is in a way allowing to let the Mc peek inside his heart, open and vulnerable, to show how much he trusts them. How beautiful.

Here we got the self-proclaimed prince Romeo himself: an Asmodeus. This type of male is very self-centered and independent, as is common knowledge. Many Mcs who have been with an Asmodeus report he might not always be very monogamous. While this might be true, Asmodeus won't ditch you for a new Mc or sometimes even a Solomon if you give him the right amount of independence. This line shows how much this one values his Mc, and is willing to give them independence too. The line may come off as agressive, but note the pinkish hue behind him. Asmos will emit this hue when truly in love.

Remember the british looking lad from before? That is called a Satan. Satans show love by threatening violence and wearing jackets the wrong way. When such a male is very in love, he will projectile fart purple gas. As we can see, the Satan in the image fits all these criteria. This shows how happy the relationship between him and his Mc is, a one of a kind love. Very beautiful, I could cry.

Ah, my personal favorite kind of man. A Lucifer. While this might look violent to the average outsider, it is actually a symbol of great love and compassion. You see, Mcs don't pick a Lucifer. A Lucifer will pick a Mc. This is because Lucifers know they attract Mcs with 'father problems,' and he will want to assert dominance over his Mc by acting like a violent figure many Mcs, according to statistics, call 'daddy.' This is pleasant for both parties. So yes, this does look violent, but the pair is just showing affection. Poor Leviathan who had to see this, though.

We all knew this was coming. The line that starts every fairy tale, the line so carefully worded it would make anyone melt on the spot, spoken by a Belphegor. I feel like I don't even have to explain why this is romantic. The dominance this Belphegor asserts while still showing kindness and concern for the Mc's health. Truly beautiful. Most scientists gave up on explaining this too. They would leave work early and go look for a Belphegor of their own in the woods. The power this species beholds is beyond understanding.

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tardytothesimspardy · 7 months

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Wasting Time

Don't worry Mary Lu, you're not going to get his shoulders by running on the treadmill

At this point, the Brokes are all moved in together, and I was just waiting on Pumpkin, Ruby's cat, to die of old age, since it was just a matter of days before she did.

In this time, Trigger managed to create a friend group of like-minded Sims to do teenage shenanigans with, which I was happy about.

Some of them acted less like they knew who Trigger was, and more like they saw a flyer reading "I want friends pls. Call number (###) ### ####", and wanted to see who would be so sad as to actual put something like that up.

For the most part, they all seem to get along well.

I would list their names but I genuinely do not remember whose name goes to who. I think there's Susan, Addylyn(?), Waylon, Jace? or some other J name, and then something else. Idk.

Outside of this, apparently now there are consequences for Vlad showing up unannounced to houses: Sims can get fears from it! And Skip just happened to be one of those Sims. Late at night, Skip woke with a start, absolutely terrified out of his mind. There wasn't a monster under his bed, there was a monster outside his house!! He raced over to Flo and babbled incoherently for a good 30 minutes before Flo was able to walk Skip back to his room and help him calm down.

Skip is now afraid of the dark, so he is sure to go to bed early so that he never has to think about it. (He thinks about it constantly, he is so scared)

As I mentioned in the beginning of this post, I was just waiting for Pumpkin to die. I was counting down the days, and all this death reminded me of another death: the untimely demise of Ali Warren. So I had Flo max out her gourmet cooking skill so she could make ambrosia to bring Ali back. She was cooking for hours, and now the fridge is stuffed to the brim with very fancy foods.

Finally though, she maxed it out, and got the potion of youth, the death flower, and the angelfish, and slapped down a plate of ambrosia. She invited Ali over, Ali ate it, and now she's not dead.

So then I went into manage households, put Ali back with Shawna and Demi, and somehow, in that tiny little blink of time, Pumpkin died. So I don't have screenshots or anything, just a bunch of depressed Sims.

And seeing as the Broke family are now where I wanted them to be, it's time to move onto the Newbie's and the Simovitch's.

#imagine making ambrosia in your spare time #but like that's exactly what flo did #she's weird #also i gave trigger's friend group a makeover so now i definitely don't remember who is who #ts4 #the sims 4 #simblr #the sims 4 gameplay #the sims 4 screenshots #the sims 4 legacy #sims 4 #ts4 gameplay #the brokes #images have alt text

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poisonouswritings · 2 years

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The main 4 helping mc through really bad period cramps please.possibly Lucan and balsam.ya girls had a bad day.ty.also I love your blog.

Girl guess who's having period cramps right fucking now!! Rip to both of us. Hope this cheers you up a little bit.

AFAB!Reader but no pronouns, incredibly self-indulgent, I'll throw in the link to my 'M4 With A Sore MC' post for additional stuff

Felix Escellun

Tea!!!

His first response is tea and his second response is blankets.

He's not the best with healing magic but he's still gonna try. At the very least he'll get you an enchanted compress that stays warm and mix up a sleeping potion to help you doze off. Well it be strong enough to get you to sleep through the pain? Probably not. But he will not rest until he finds something that works!

You're spending most of the day in his study, on the sofa, swathed in blankets.

Do you know! that!! cats can sometimes purr as a healing stimulant!!! and if they notice that you're sad or sick they'll come purr on you!!!!! So Stella is laying on your lower stomach and purring.

Felix makes sure to get you a lot of water.

TENS units have been shown to relieve the pain of cramping!! I think once you explain what that means to him, he tries using his magic as a makeshift solution. It helps somewhat.

Florian brings you herbs like fenugreek, ginger, valerian roots, zataria, etc. He's sympathetic to your pain and does what he can to help.

If you start crying from the cramps, Felix immediately crawls onto the couch with you.

He,, he,,, he's a sympathy crier so he's gonna start crying too. Which makes you both laugh.

Anisa Anka

Oh my poor girl knows all about how to deal with this don't you even worry about it

No I lied you should worry she doesn't really know how to help you with this.

You know how,, exercise and walking around and stuff can usually help with cramps? Well she already does all that a lot for her Sunstone duties so she doesn't usually have severe cramps. So when you're all laid out in bed, clutching at your stomach and groaning in pain, she's gonna try to get you to walk around a bit.

If you can't do that (and if you're in that much pain you probably can't) then I think she's gonna focus on comfort foods! Soup, stew, crackers, etc.

She might ask Ayanna for advice but since Ayanna has always been pretty active, I think she'd also just suggest exercise. Maybe she'd have some sort of magic Anisa doesn't know - maybe something she picked up on her adventures, I don't know - to help with the worst of it.

Strokes your hair a lot.

So soft and comforting. Calls you a hundred little pet names while trying to cheer you up a bit. She would tell you funny stories but she's afraid you'll start laughing and further hurt yourself.

I could,, I could see her recounting old Sunstone stories.

I could also see her trying to clean up the apartment while you're resting, so that you have more room to walk if you decide you want to. And then,, she ends up finding a bunch of old random shit. Like old toys or tattered books. And eagerly shows you all of it.

Sage Lesath

Kitty cat to the rescue!

Okay not exactly but he's trying really hard.

Um,, so,,, according to Planned Parenthood,,,, a proven way of easing period cramps is,,,,, via orgasm,,,,,, that's all I'm saying about that particular subject,,,,,,,

In other news Sage is gonna coax you into a bath!! He runs it and adds extra bubbles and makes it nice and warm for you.

He messes with the bubbles. Puts some of them on your head and blows some into your face, that kind of thing. He wants to make you laugh!! Laughter is the best medicine, after all.

I think he teases you a little bit. Nothing mean or anything, he just wants to keep things light-hearted.

Probably gets Tulsi to help him cook some home remedy type stuff too.

He is a kitty cat!! He is gonna cuddle with you in bed and purr!! Probably rests a hand on your lower stomach and massages a little bit.

If the sun is out,, like hitting your bed,, he's gonna fall asleep. Sorry. Baby wants a cat nap. He feels so warm and comfy with you that it just kinda happens.

Wakes up like two hours later,, he's been drooling on your shoulder,,, you're toying with his ears a bit,, he feels guilty that he fell asleep while you were in pain but I feel like seeing your cute cat boyfriend peacefully snoring would make you feel a little better,,,,, like when you look at those live feeds of baby animals sleeping

I mean it makes me feel better anyways

Lucan de Bhaldraithe

Yes I know Lucan is technically a tiger (or at least I think so) but he is a puppy in my heart so

Puppy!!

He's very worried about you. He knows what the issue is - he grew up with Elowen, and while I don't think he necessarily took care of her because she was older and probably a little too prideful to let him, I think he still tried to help her. So now he's gonna help you!

I like the idea that Lucan is really not good at cooking but he still puts his entire heart into it,, like he tries to make you soup and it's probably inedible but you know he did it with love and affection

He! Sings!! You!!! Lullabies!!!! To try and help you sleep. Encourages you to get a lot of bed rest.

He is an excited puppy and if you ask for something he'll run to get it. Even if it means dashing to the market. And whenever he does go out he gets you a little snack.

You know that thing about how (dark) chocolate sometimes helps with cramps? He takes that and runs with it. Gets you like nine chocolate bars at a time.

If you don't want them then he obviously eats them. That was lowkey his plan all along mwahaha

If you wanna go outside to get air,, but still can't move,, he'll find a way to set up a hammock. Brings some blankets and pillows and carries you down.

Then sits on the floor next to you (within arm's reach so you can pet him still) so you're not alone.

Balsam

Still can't believe he doesn't have a last name

Has the hardest time relating to cramps. He 1000% believes that you're in as much pain as you say you are, he's just not really familiar with it. He did kinda help raise Tulsi when they were younger but I think she held it together pretty well and Sage was usually on top of it.

So I think his first impulse is to tell you to buck up and walk it off. When you don't get up he flops onto the bed next to you.

So,, when i was like eight or so,, and my sister was 14,, I asked her what a period felt like. And you know what this bitch did? She punched me in the crotch. Like a bitch.

Anyways you do that to Balsam just to do a point. He is now rolling around in agony. If he wasn't in so much pain he would compliment how strong your punch is.

Once he's pulled himself together he just flat-out asks you what it is he can do to help.

Hot chocolate but he adds alcohol to it because you told him heat and chocolate are good and he figured alcohol would help too.

He likes to be (lovably) annoying. Laying in bed and he just throws his arm out across your chest and puts one of his legs on top of yours. You keep shoving him off and he laughs and does it again.

He just doesn't want you to sit there and be bored y'know? Stimulation and all that.

Once you fall asleep, he tucks you in and kisses your forehead and silently leaves the room so he doesn't wake you up. But then he just hangs out outside your room so he can keep an eye/ear on you.

Rime Varela

Everyone step aside, the doctor is in!

Since he's the healer, he'd be able to find a spell to help with the worst of the pain.

I would like to again mention the orgasm thing because oh he's a medical professional he's allowed to suggest it >:)

While he acts very chill about it, I think on the inside he's worried. He doesn't like people - especially the people he cares about - being in pain. And the fact that you can barely function scares him a little.

Also,, his,, pride is a little bitty bit wounded that he can't help you.

I think that after he lost the Astrolabe to you he was always a little sour about it?? Like after his redemption he doesn't blame you anymore, but he still feels a hint of inadequacy that he struggles with.

And in this moment, when the person he loves is suffering and he can't find the right spell to take the pain away,,

It feels like he's failing you. Like maybe if he was good enough to solve this, the Astrolabe wouldn't have abandoned him.

He tries to hide it but he's not good at it. Not good enough anyways.

You end up having to comfort him more than he comforts you. You end up tangled in bed together, both sipping tea and cuddled in blankets. Physical health day and mental health day.

#fictif last legacy #last legacy #felix iskandar escellun #felix escellun #felix escellun x reader #anisa anka #anisa anka x reader #sage lesath #sage lesath x reader #lucan de bhaldraithe #lucan de bhaldraithe x reader #balsam #balsam x reader #rime solano varela #rime varela #rime varela x reader #anon asks #ozzy answers #ozzy daydreams

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heliosoll · 2 years

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hi sorry if this is bothersome but u inspired me to make a winx dr and flora is my gf in my winx dr and i wanna know more about her 👀 just please tell me all about what she’s like in your dr as much as possible if ur up for it!! any storytimes? what is she like in general? what’s her aesthetic like? her likes and dislikes? interests omg

- 🪄 anon, i’m still here sorry i haven’t sent an ask in a while! i was trying to stop overconsuming info

OMG HIIII ugh i could talk about her all day please 🥰

I would definitely recommend watching the show or even comps on youtube! And reading the comics if you're up for that! Both of my DRs were a mix of the cartoon, movies, and comics so her personality in them is 1 to 1!

I would say in general, Flora can be very shy but she isn't as shy as people think! In a weird way, I think she's shyer with people she knows rather than people she doesn't. She's absolutely not afraid to stand up for herself and she can be very opinionated, especially if it's about something very important to her (she often advocated for things!). She's shyer when it comes to people complimenting her, but not so much with getting to know people or talking to strangers! Literally there are times when she complained about people not being social enough aljdghljahg. Although she was very shy with Helia so since you're dating her you might see that side of her more 🥰

Flora can be very chatty when she's in a good mood :) And she can talk forever about the things she loves (if you let her, she will absolutely talk to you for hours about plant care). And speaking of plants! Flora loves it when people help her with her plants! She doesn't expect it and she can feel bad asking because she doesn't want to force anyone or feel like a burden, but she does really like it when people spend time with her while she's gardening, especially if they're participating.

She can get very protective and mother hen like too! Her parents were relatively good at raising Miele and not making Flora do too much to help, but Flora kind of naturally wanted to help out with her and often acted a bit motherish. Now she gets like that with all of us, although it has gotten better over the years! She's not overbearing or anything but there were times when we would want to do something and would say something like "you can't, that's too dangerous". And she's not trying to be controlling or dismissing but it did occasionally feel like she didn't trust us. But again, it got a lot better and now she's just protective instead of overprotective.

In my DRs, Flora was very careful about what she ate! Not in a dieting way, but in an ethical way. She didn't mind eating meat as long as she knew exactly where it came from, how the animal lived, how it died, etc. Same with any vegetables or fruits! She outright refused to eat food if she knew it was unethical in any way (that includes a bad working environment). Thankfully, we didn't really have to deal with that a lot but certain planets weren't as strict with their rules so there were times like that.

Flora is very smart! She consistently had all A's and all her classes are advanced. She's also surprisingly good at managing her time! There were plenty of times when she would hang out with us but she still managed to study for all her classes, finish her homework/projects, take care of her plants, make time for dates, etc. And she slept at night! Girlie is insane actually I still don't know how she can do that

But speaking of school, she enjoyed all of her classes but she really liked Potionology! I'm pretty sure that was in the show at some point? But anyway, Flora loves potions! She enjoys making them, studying them, creating new ones. The whole thing! She has a bit of a chemist vibe honestly she really likes experimenting with things :)

Likes and dislikes... she likes romantic comedies, walks through Lynphean forests, cooking and baking, cuddling (!!!), holding hands, really any kind of casual intimacy, upbeat music, sun hats, fruit (!! she loves fruit, especially strawberries and watermelon), flowy dresses, and obviously gardening and other things related to nature. She likes dancing too but she can get really nervous if it's just her and no one else dancing so make sure to dance with her! For dislikes, anyone who shows their anger through yelling, anyone who hurts or disrespects nature, people who hurt or disrespect her loved ones, horror movies, she's not great with things that are too spicy, popcorn (because it gets stuck in her teeth), when people don't take serious situations seriously enough, and writing essays (she's good at it, she just finds it boring).

I wouldn't usually do this but since I don't think a lot of people are going to read this far, here's a link to a pinterest board I made with outfits she wore and things that are very similar! A lot of them she wore during our time on Earth :) And a board I just made for her bedroom aesthetic! It's not completely accurate of course but it does get the general vibe across.

If you want to know more let me know! I've said this before and I'll say it a million times!! I love my winx DRs so much and I could spend hours talking about them :') So def don't get worried about bothering me or sending too many questions about them!

#bit long innit luv #letters 🎀#dr storytime #🪄 anon

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merakiui · 3 years

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welcome to the day a duck ruins your perception of items in genshin impact. i uh. made some items in genshin impact as yandere boys and what they're like sort of?? you could try and burn your eyes now. ;) adepti seekers stove- he's going to be a tsundere no buts or uhts. he's the type of yandere that's trying to be protective and failing miserably everytime. so being impatient and angsty. so, he resorts in kidnapping you instead. but hey look on the bright side! even when you're kidnapped you can have delicious meals and snacks! secretly likes to cook for you a lot, but he won't admit it even in death. just don't question why there's a lingering scent of sleeping potions in your meal and you'll be good as jolly jee! probably wants you to help him in the kitchen, since he once heard that couples do that. would probably give you self esteem issues down the line. "didn't i tell you to not get hurt? are you that much of an idiot?? here. have this it'll lessen the pain just a bit so we can walk back home. just drink it already." windsong lyre- smug bastard, smug shit. he's probably a player or just overly dramatic with everything. maybe he's righteous or something.. likes to show off his music skills a lot. he sucks at it tho. gaslights you probably in public places to add more pressure, because people are staring like you're having a performance or something. calls you love even if he's pissed at you for not listening to him, or accusing him of being toxic or suspecting him of being your stalker that always watches you from your window at 2am! would make you paranoid a lot. loves kissing your cheek and tickling you. he's a closeted pervert. you're gonna have to move in an isolated place too, he will spread rumours of you being his lover. "love, I'm sure that you're just overreacting. plus even if i was the stalker that you're talking about I wouldn't be oh so casually talking to you in public when I could've been hiding! jeez it's like your going crazy." wind-blessed harpastrum- such sweety! just so wholesome bakes you a pie in tuesday sweet. seems patient too but beware he will break your legs when you get a little bit too bratty for his tastes. touch starved too and it shows, that's why he loves to cuddle you lots! really obsessed with what you think of him. if you say you hate him he'll tear up and try to convince you that he's good, but if you pretend that you like him he'll shower you with uncomfortable affection and confessions. really great at making bombs and torture weapons too. probably sewed in a bomb inside your body threatened that he will kill you with it if you leave. bad at darts and archery. if you say that to him he'll laugh and take out his diploma saying that he's too smart for those childish games. he's impulsive in decision making. "haha. you know. you almost escaped from me back there. but hey! now you won't do anything stupid like that ever again if you can't walk." windblume balloon: listen man. im going to be killed but he's an airhead, pun intended right there. probably lowkey manipulative and doesn't even know it yet or chooses to ignore it. protective of you a lot. really delusional to the point that he rationalizes your escape as someone kidnapping you. so say goodbye to whoever poor stranger who was trying to help you escape they'll be greeted by an arrow through their head once he finds you. has a habit of holding your hand because he's afraid you might disappear from his line of sight and leave him all alone. if you let go tho he'll gorilla grip your hand, might crush it too. just very overprotective. he also doesn't know that he's an airhead. yeah."hm? why do i like holding you hand..? i just like it.. your hand makes me feel... uh. safe..? is that the word for it? ah. it was the word loved." wind catcher- he's a full on sadist. throw all of your escape plans out the window, this guy will climb a mountain and ride any wind current available to catch and torture you. persistently trying to make you like him atleast a bit. yeah, he's that kind of delusional. would teasingly push you

of a cliff as a 'light' punishment. dark humour and likes to joke about killing you from time to time. note: he can kill you. and he would also do it by ripping you in half with the wind current so just stay in his house and be a good lover that'll shower him in kisses, okay? okay. he mostly sees you as a tool of interest, but not just any tool- you're his favourite tool. "pfft! hey stop crying now! you're making me feel bad! hm? oh? why am i doing this? well i mean maybe I'm angry that someone was trying to escape. again." warming bottle- he will absolutely leave you in the cold if you were being a brat towards him. lives in dragonspine to spite you, also because he can just turn take away your blankets and anything that can give warmth so you gotta ask him to cuddle you to survive. he usually does this when he's feeling a little petty. which is so frequent. that you can almost give it a schedule. but don't tell him that. kind of a tsundere but only when it comes to physical affection since he's shy. that's why he has to take away your blankets so it looks like he's just mocking you but not because he's touch starved. he's not at home that much too but don't worry, he will make it up to you by uh.. physical activities.. "what? you're freezing? no shit we're in dragonspine. oh? you want me to hug you..? hm. fine. I'll indulge you for a bit. I am quite merciful." parametric transformer- businessman that scams you a lot lol. he's going to be a masochist because i said so, yeah i know the electric stone thing gag that's why i made him a masochist. really likes to collect useless stuff and spoiling you, so expect your room to be filled with a lot of random things from jewelry to mushrooms and crabs. has a you should be grateful i even give stuff mindset. thinks that giving someone something of vaue would make them fall in love with him instantly. also probably loves it when you fight back especially when you successfully land a hit on him, he will enjoy it. but be careful he has different responses whenever you hit him. pick your poison. spends a ton of resources on everything to keep you in line. that rope costed him 700 pinecones. "why do you even wanna escape? i give you a ton of stuff so you won't get bored! hah. maybe if i had picked up someone else they would've been grateful." portable waypoint- throw out your escape plans the season sequel. he's very quiet but has a small temper that won't last that much. maybe he's like that since he tries so hard to repress it. listen he's trying okay? escape always fails so quickly. one minute you're in springvale shouting, crying, begging for anyone to help you and then back to his house to see him sipping some tea. his punishments are cruel too- he makes sure to leave you in a den of monsters and ruin guards, waits until your in the brink of death and teleports you back to him. has a superiority complex over everyone too. probably likes to make you feel weak when you have to rely on him. loves to crush your self esteem. wants to be affectionate but thinks that you, as an inferior being, should be affectionate with him instead. so tsun. "see? this is what i was trying to tell you. you're too weak to actually survive out there. you even had to rely on me to save you. pathetic." memento lens- mysterious and elegant. he's quite cryptic to say the least. likes to watch you from a far if he's feeling a bit angsty. you try to make sense of what he says and it just leads to you being confused even more. and he likes that about you. you actually try to understand him, even if what you guess is wrong. you're going to have a tough time with this guy if you wanna escape. just avoid any fox statues and you'll be good. the problem is the shrine maidens. they basically want the two of you to end up together so they don't have to deal with him. he's actually very gentle with you punishments still suck but atleast he doesn't do it physically, he just makes you write that you're sorry over and over until your wrist are tired. loves poetry and solving puzzles, riddles, scriptures. he's

smart but soft. "spring blossoms even in the darkest depths of uncertainty, is that why you have the courage to try and escape me..?" kamera- perfectionist stalker. wants to make sure that the photos he takes of you are perfect to every extent. colour, lighting, and expressions. even if it means going inside your room and having the possibility of waking you up from your sleep. likes to take pictures of everything too. kind of like this; both of you are walking somewhere and he stops to take a picture of a sunset. he takes twenty minutes trying to find the correct angle. but the sun is already gone so he sulks. maybe- you can cheer him up by volunteering to be his model? you'll do that? right? also worships you like a god so if someone dared to even say something breath near you or celestia forbid insult you, best to say they'll be quickly disposed of by blackmail and fake shit. would not steal any of your belongings, he would just take pictures of it. so he's not that bad. "i consider everything in this world is beautiful, but you have surpassed that. so that is why im keeping you here. no one deserves even a glimpse of you!" waverider toolbox- he's such a gentlemen and a sweetheart. always there to help you with repairs, sometimes he'd add some updates to it too. just ignore the stuff going missing inside your boat thing. he probably guilt-gaslight you into staying with him in his waverider then bam your in an island stranded. ahaha, now both of you just have to survive by working together ya know? like a loving couple likes hugs and physical affection a lot! bonus points if it's given when he's tired from doing his job. as i said tired guy so appreciates all the things you do for him whether it's paying for his meal or giving him a gift. next time, he'll make sure that you won't leave the island permanently. thinks that stranded island equals date smh. " ahh? oh! is this for me? really? thank you.. i don't usually receive gifts but that just makes this even more special! say, do you wanna go on a trip? i just fixed the waverider from last time." red feather fan- mischievous little shit. likes to scare you a lot by appearing on trees and just jumping on you. knows that you're trying to escape but pretends not to since he likes to try and guess which direction you would run to. hugs you a lot even before he kidnaps you really touchy even if you say no he'll use the good ol puppy eyes! doesn't work? okay he'll just smell your clothes when you're sleeping as compensation. he likes to flirt with you a lot. some pickup are cheesy.. but others are a little- personal? acts cool by making a dramatic entrance everytime even. you know those radical superhero landing stuff? that's him. he would build a nest as your house even being a dick and placing it on top of a mountain, goodluck on trying to get down. "caught you! going to the shore was so predictable by the way. maybe you should try a different place next time, dear? hm? maybe a restaurant so we can have date? sounds great right?" serenitea pot- unhinged malewife that wants to make a the perfect living space for you- ehem. probably a perfectionist if you squint hard enough. he's delusional but just a little lucid about the stuff he does to you. likes to make a ton of furniture too! personalized the room you're trapped in with a ton of valuable and expensive materials. just don't try to escape he'll cut your limbs off just like a damn tree shawtie. owns a shit ton of pets ranging from boars to cats. all of them are like bodyguards to you during your stay. dreams about having a peaceful life with you in the realm someday, sigh. he sometimes has burnouts where he just places a bunch of furniture on a single room and call it a day. "and here is your room! do.. do you like it? i made it just for you! i didn't know what wood you would prefer so i just settled on whatever i can find! ahaha. we're kind of like a married couple living together now... right?" nre menu- he's probably going to be from the adventurers guild. really awkward and shy. takes for him a long time to

open up to you. when going on quests he's the one in charge of carrying the food and healing shit you need. really patient and nice! slightly uh mean with other people trying to talk to you but other than that everything is normal. everything is normal the long loving gaze he gives you every now and then and some food being left on your doorstep. yeah let's not question it i mean he's just so shy! he would never do anything wrong? right?? he's a closeted pervert, cliche i know but he's a pervert with a line to not cross. he just checks you out. good for him. would cry if given any ounce of affection. sweet baby. "t-that was a tough commission.. oh u-uh.. do you need some food to replenish your energy? we need to do the other commissions you know.. hm? why aren't you eating it.. something wrong with the food..?" seelies- spoiled. that's the word to describe him. really straight forward with his courting kind of dumb? but he's so damn lucky for some unknown reason that your plans to avoid him always fail. yeah the high quality rope you just bought for 1000 mora? it broke and you fell into his arms. he's probably rich by sheer dumb luck too. finds a ton treasure chests even in the places you didn't expect. people pressure you into spending time with him. since he's just so cute! how could say no to such a face? it really feels like the gods are on his side ya know? he throws a lot of very very aggressive tantrums if you're not with him. thinks he's doing a good job at courting you, with rationalize rejection as a playing hard to get. "tada! look i got you this crystal i found while i was walking! it looks like a diamond and it has a ton of colours too?? is it valuable?? would you kiss me if i give it to you??" endora- majestic, regal, and likes to explore a lot. he uh. probably trapped you in a bubble once or twice too. really curious about his surroundings, also has no personal space since it's first time going out. he would cuddle you when he feels like it homie. kidnapped you and made you his tour guide. don't try to fool him he learns quickly about stuff. fast swimmer, so no joining any expeditions in water if you don't want their ship to be wrecked by a mysterious being of the teyvat seas. he likes to see you cry. it's not a kink he just feels connected to you when you cry. doesn't have a house so you just live in a run down boat. he's doesn't know when you're lying to him sometimes. god complex bastard. "this world. at first i wasn't sure if i was going to like it or not, but ever since I've met you... I've grown to tolerate some parts.. so you should be thankful, you've convinced me. mortal." intertwined fate/older twin- listen. he's just so smug about everything he does. and he knows you love him. probably invites you out on dinner only for him to not show up. so basically he's an asshole without a doubt. toxic boyfriend that gives you false hope and has a ton of admirers. you probably think he won't settle for you right? ah, he's not that cruel. so picks you as his lover out of all the billions of people. you should be grateful! he even kidnapped you! do you know how hard it was for him to go all the way from his home to yours? anyways yeah. asshole. he likes to do the open the door for darling trick where he just gives you a small crack on the door and watch you make a decision. it's an act of your loyalty. if you escape he'll make you feel pain. if you don't then he'll reward your patience. god complex bastard 2."sigh. did you try to escape? again? patience is the key to everything you know. maybe you should learn that. i expected more smart from you." acquaint fate/younger twin- cinnamonroll he's such a sweet guy. he's always there for you when you need him. okay- he has a nice guy complex, fucking damn it. probably uses the but I've been there for you since the start trick unintentionally a lot. he just doesn't know he wants some action, so be thankful that he didn't just jump on you like a barbarian. he's kind of contradicting himself too. one hand he wants you to love him, on the other hand he doesn't

believe he deserves you. loves to give you the same things, remember that one painting you liked from two years ago? he got you that. quantity beats quality. surprisingly, he's really patient but would have bursts of anger every now and then. has a self value issues?? yeah, but did i tell you he's a touch starved guy. punshments are just him softly lecturing you about what's good and what's wrong."i always viewed myself as inferior, that i didn't deserve anything.. but this time. i want to be greedy just once." that's it- :'D i haven't proofread this but here you go mer! ill probably continue with more humanisations of items in genshin later.. if you ask why i ruined your day with this crazy idea i was watching that one video of a person humanising social media and got this idea. also i discovered how to bold out texts... i have power..ejwjdhshaj

so yeah have a great day! -🦆anon

I AM IN AWE?!?! WHOA OMG!!!!! 🦆, THIS IS FANTASTIC!! AAAAAA (≧∀≦)

All of the various characterizations… *chef’s kiss* It’s literally so good! With each one I read I kept thinking okay this guy is my favorite and then I would read the next description and my heart was stolen again. I can’t pick a favorite now. T_T

#chit chat #yandere #🦆 anon #meraki faves #YOU HOLD SO MUCH POWER #AND YOUR BRAIN IS IMMENSELY GALAXY #BECAUSE WOW OMG I AM IN LOVE WITH THE CHARACTERIZATIONS

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azurevi · 3 years

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hanahaki au (scarabia)

this is pure angst!! This is different from the previous hanahaki aus that I've written where the story ends in fluff. I decided to make it hurt/no comfort because the constant good endings seem to defy the purpose of hanahaki. And I love angst, so... I haven't decided how I will write the remaining dorms yet, so if yall have any preferences (fluffy ending or sheer pain) my inbox is always open ^^

Kalim

Kalim sees beauty in many things. In the songs he sings with the light music club, in the feasts Jamil cooks for him, in the night sky he sees from up above on the magic carpet. For Kalim, life is full of wonder, and he believes that nothing is born evil.

That's why he sees the flowers he coughs up as a symbolism of love. Not heartbreak or unrequited feelings, but a token of his unconditional affections.

He knows right away that it's you he's in love with. From the very first time he casted his eyes on you, you've taken root in his head like a seed. His feelings for you grew and grew until they quite literally bloomed into flowers that he eventually has to let go of.

But he doesn't want to discard these flowers. Hurt as they may, they're still one of the most beautiful flowers he's seen, especially since they're born from nothing but love alone.

Kalim is bad at hiding things, so it doesn't take long for Jamil to notice his unusual acts. Jamil has tried to convince him to get these feelings removed for more times than he can count, but Kalim is obstinate.

"You know that you could die right? Why won't you just listen to me for once?"

But when it comes to love and to you, he can't help but act selfish for once.

He's still the same around you -- playful, goofy, brighter than the sun, but if you ever ask him about the uneasiness across his expression he'll just brush it off and deceive you with smile after smile.

He doesn't blame you for not loving him back. It's your choice after all. He may try to woo you a bit, but he's clueless when it comes to love. Even when his life is on the line he won't be too assertive or frustrated.

Jamil, on the other hand, may take matters into his own hands and push you a bit. He also appears a little angry whenever he's around you, but Kalim reassures you that it's nothing.

The flowers only bloom brighter and brighter each day, but Kalim can't bring himself to act on it. He knows that even though you see him as no more than a friend, he's still important to you, and for this reason alone he's willing to endure whatever pain his heart brings him.

Jamil

Honestly? Jamil is angry.

He's angry because you don't love him back. Growing up he has always had to patronize himself to let Kalim shine. Victory was never close enough for him to grasp, and happiness was a luxury.

You're a beacon in his dull life, perhaps by far the goal he's most determined to get. But when he ends up on the ground in the dead of the night coughing up blood-stained petals, there's only one thought on his mind -- Why can't he have one nice thing in life?

This anger is easily directed at you. He acts colder every day, his words harsher and more passive-aggressive. You try to ask him what's wrong, but he always shoots you an annoyed expression that tells you not to try again.

But under all that rage you can make out what seems to be pain or even desperation. And knowing Jamil, he probably won't let you in on his secrets, that's why you decide to approach Kalim for help.

"Heh? He didn't tell me anything!" Sometimes Kalim can be oblivious to things happening around him. You tell him to keep an eye on Jamil instead.

But Jamil isn't a fool, he knows from the beginning that Kalim is trying to spy on him, and he can more or less predict that you're the one behind it all.

It bugs him that you still care for him. He wishes you'd just leave him alone instead of pitying him, because all of this is just giving him false hope and making it harder for him to forget these feelings. The more he avoids you, the more determined he is.

His mind is conflicted, he has never had this much trouble making decisions before. As he stares down at the mocking flowers, he wishes that you're with him. As he chokes down the pain in his chest, he wishes that you'll go away. Hearing that there's a recipe specifically made for hanahaki patients, he lines up outside the most popular potion shop in town for hours only to turn away at the last second like a coward.

Your lingering presence around you is the precise source of his illness, and yet he's afraid that once he dumps his feelings away he'll be left with nothing but darkness again.

Perhaps it's as people say, once you've been in the light for too long, it's impossible to go back to a time when you didn't know it existed.

#twst x reader #scarabia #kalim al asim #jamil viper #twisted wonderland #sie writes #i hope this is angsty enough

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sirisuorionblack · 3 years

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Babysitting but not my kids

Remus Lupin x OC, Sirius Black x Reader

Summary - James will hereafter never be allowed to do anything alone or at least anything without Remus. Oh and by the way, Remus almost hates babysitting.

Warning - Swearing

A/N Angelina Lorus is my OC.

"Uh, Miss. Lorus, Mr. Lupin," McGonagall's voice, tore through the boring drawl of Professor Binns. Angelina and Remus whipped their head towards the direction of the voice.

"Please excuse them, Professor Binns, they have acquired quite a...situation to handle," said Professor McGonagall.

The said students glanced at each other, confused about what the "situation" might be.

"Well, Mr. Potter decided it would be fun trying a new spell without any supervision," she said carefully after they had come out of the classroom and walked to her office.

Angelina groaned, "What did he do this time?"

Professor McGonagall took a deep breath, "Well, due to some miscalculations Mr. Potter had transfigured Miss. (L/N) and Mr. Black into toddlers for..." she trailed away looking at the shocked faces of the two before her.

"Toddlers!?" They yelled in unison.

"For how long?" Remus asked, mortified.

McGonagall looked around uncomfortably, "Madam Pomfrey along with Professor Flitwick and myself are looking for the counter curse"

"Oh, gods.." Angelina breathed, looking at Remus's wide eyes.

"Don't tell me we need to take care of those," Remus said, terrified.

"I am afraid so, Mr. Lupin," she said, walking into her room.

Both of their jaws dropped to the ground and fell to their knees as Professor McGonagall moved to the side to show 3 years old Sirius Black and (Y/N) clambered at a side giggling to themselves. (Y/N)'s little chubby arm looped around Sirius'.

Immediately after their attention was turned to Remus and Angelina, (Y/N) ran towards Remus, her arms wide open as Sirius ran towards Angelina. They buried themselves into their older best friends' chest, snuggling closer to them.

Remus slowly wrapped his arm around the toddler who was once his mature best friend and stood up carefully as she giggled in his arms, placing her head at the crook of his neck, her hand clutching his shirt collar.

While Angelina's eyes were still wide as she struggled to stand up with an overly energetic Sirius bouncing in her arms, his tiny little hand poking her face.

"We're not ready for this," "I suppose we can do it," They both said in unison.

"Why?!" "Why not!?" They asked again together.

"Miss. Lorus, I assure you it's the best having them in your care rather than letting them roam the castle alone,"

"I have got my potions now," Remus, as they left the room, agreeing to take care of their toddler best friends who were skipping ahead of them hand in hand, looking amused at things they had already seen.

"Yeah, I will take him to the black lake," Angelina said, sighing.

"Are you sure you can take care of him?"

"I hope so. We can exchange later, now she seems to be attached to you,"

Remus nodded, walking forward and crouching in front of the kids, "Hey, pads, you're gonna be with Angelina, as I take (Y/N) with me, yeah?" Remus asked, carefully.

Sirius pouted as he moved closer to (Y/N) who had slipped her hand into his, "No," Remus' eyes widened, he was just not about to argue with toddler Sirius.

"Sirius," he said, gulping as the kid before him looked at the verge of tears, "Uh, you can be with Angelina, she is gonna take you to the black lake,"

Sirius' eyebrows furrowed, with his hands folded before him, looking down as if he had committed a grave mistake, "Sorry," he muttered.

Remus's heart broke as he saw his best friend in this state, he had an odd thought that Walburga had started being strict with Sirius when he was just a toddler.

Remus sighed, sitting cross-legged in from of the kids and not bothered by the dirt on the ground, he pulled little Sirius closer by the hands and ducked down to look at him in the eyes, "It looks like we are skipping Potions then,"

Both of the kids looked up beaming at him and throwing themselves into his arms as he chuckled.

"Can we go to the kitchens then!?" (Y/N) asked in her childish voice.

Remus chuckled once again, standing up with both the kids in his arms, "well, we can go after we get to the dorm," he said, looking at Angelina who had an amused look on her eyes and a smile on her face.

"You're amazing with these," she said pointing at the kids in his arms who glared back at her.

"Kids you mean,"

"Exactly, little demons,"

Angelina giggled and came to take (Y/N) off Remus' and into her own arms.

"You look adorable when you're a kid," she said, smiling at her little best friend, "But when you grow up, your real pain in the arse," The toddler in his arms pouted.

Remus and Angelina let their toddler friends down from their hold and let them jump up and down the couch in the common room.

"Now, I am having a small doubt on how we can do it," Remus said, watching them, trying to create a plan to get these two toddlers to the room.

Angelina glared at him, "Well, now you have a small doubt?"

"Ah, Angelina we never knew you were pregnant and had two kids!?" Marlene said, her face wearing an expression of genuine shock.

"It's Remus's, right?" Dorcas who had come in after Marlene looked at them hopefully.

"What the hell!?" Angelina exclaimed, looking alarmed, "First of all - How the hell will I get pregnant and have two toddlers within a day!?"

"Second of all - That's Sirius and (Y/N)," Remus said, still looking distracted.

"James's deed?" Lily asked, chuckling and walking to the two kids. Angelina narrowed her eyes at her, elbowing Remus and jerking her head towards the two toddlers, "Do something!" she hissed.

Remus's eyes widened, "uh, Pride?" He called (Y/N), who had looked up at him with her big childish eyes, melting Remus's heart at her adorableness. He crouched down opening his arms, she rushed into his arms abandoning her babbling to Lily.

"You wanted to go to the kitchens, right?" He asked loud enough for Sirius to hear, "Do you wanna go now?"

She nodded enthusiastically. "Me too!" Sirius said, struggling to get off the couch and rushed to them, straightening his shirt.

Remus grinned. His plan was working perfectly. "Will you go out with these filthy clothes?" he asked them.

Both of the kids simultaneously looked down at their clothes, "uh, yeah?" (Y/N) said, tentatively while Sirius answered a sure "no" making her glare at him. Sirius's eyes widened as he shook his head, his eyes still locked with her and said, "Yes".

The older kids in the common room laughed at how much their friends still had their older selves' attitudes. "Well, we think it's absolutely necessary to get you two out of these stinky clothes," Angelina said.

"It's not stinky," (Y/N)said, sniffing her dress.

"You definitely smell, little one," Angelina said, smirking. Oh, how much she hated being called that.

(Y/N) groaned, burying her head into Remus's shoulder, snuggling into his arms. "Are you feeling sleepy?" Remus asked sensing her constant snuggling.

She shook her head in his shoulder but he was pretty sure she was sleepy and that was an advantage for him.

Standing up with the girl still in his arms and Sirius's hand clasped in his own larger and calloused ones. Angelina behind him, jogged to match his pace and leaned up to whisper, "Can we hold them there, if possible?" Remus nodded.

"So, what do you two wanna do now?" Remus asked, taking a seat against the headboard of James' now dirty bed after they all had freshened up.

"Kitchens!" Sirius and (Y/N) yelled.

"What do you want there?" asked Angelina.

"Food," "Chocolates,"

"Well I can solve the chocolate problem," Remus said, reaching his secret stash of chocolate and handing it to (Y/N).

"But can we still go to the kitchens?" She asked, holding the chocolate close to her.

"Uh," Remus shot Angelina a look as if asking her if it was alright.

She sighed, "You guys go ahead, I will join," she gritted her jaw, "Gotta problem to deal with."

Remus grinned knowingly, "Alright then kids, to the kitchen is it!"

"Moony, Moony," (Y/N) called, tugging on Remus's pants, who was busy looking at Sirius as he skipped around, poking fun of the elves.

"Huh? Yes, yes, what happened?" He asked her like a distracted father.

"Will you make hot chocolate?" She asked, her eyes wide and pleading. Not able to say no to his little best friend, Remus sighed, taking her into his arms and seating her on top of the counters.

One the advantages of having a Black as your friend and being neat and clean, Remus was always allowed to cook for what he wanted.

With an eye still on Sirius, he started making hot chocolate for the four of them. "What are you doing, Moony?" Sirius asked, once his attention was stolen by his best friend stirring something.

"Hot chocolate!" (Y/N) answered, enthusiastically.

"Really?!" Sirius asked, Remus never made hot chocolate unless they practically bribed him, "I wanna see!" Sirius yelled.

I am never ever having kids. Remus thought as he leaned down to pick Sirius up and take a glance at the hot chocolate before he placed him next to (Y/N).

"Moony!" She yelled. The first mistake he made, getting distracted while having toddlers. Both the kids were covered from head to toe in flour. How did they manage it? Remus will have no idea.

"No," he shook his head, turning the stove off and helping the two down the counter, "I am not cleaning your dress, those were the only outfits we could find out your size."

Sirius and (Y/N) grinned sheepishly. Remus closed his eyes, heaving a deep breath, "Alright, no more kitchens for the two of you,"

They pouted but agreed to it as Remus guided them away from the side of the kitchens.

"Black lake?" Sirius asked, looking at Remus expectantly.

(Y/N) giggled, "Your lake, pads,"

"No," Remus said, strictly, "We are going back to the dorms." The kids groaned, mumbling incoherent disapprovals.

"Angelina," (Y/N) dragged the syllables, wrapping her arms and legs around the older girl and clinging onto her, "Moony, didn't take us to the black lake," she complained burying her head into Angelina's shoulder who chuckled at the little girls complain and took a seat on the bed.

"Why not?" She asked in common. (Y/N) shrugged.

"Well, then, aren't you two tired?" Angelina asked, trying to get the kids to bed.

All they got a humming from the two of them. Angelina smiled at Remus who leaned up to press a kiss to her forehead.

(Y/N) pulled away and slumped forward into Remus arms and as Angelina snuggled into his arms with little Sirius between them, they felt oddly complete, like a family.

#sirius black #sirius black x reader #sirius orion black #remus lupin #remus lupinxoc #remus lupin x platonic!reader #marauders #james potter #lily evans

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thoughtfullyrainynightmare · 3 years

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Hi, I'd like a matchup please (preferably male)! I can be a bit shy and soft spoken around people I don't know well, but I am a loud person around friends lmao. I can get a bit...idealistic, at times, so I think a partner who balances that out would be nice. I enjoy the company of passionate, kind people, I like spending time with friends, having tea, going on walks and writing. I like cooking and baking as well, and I'm trying to get into gardening because it seems fun~ There's not a lot that I dislike, but some things would be loud/too crowdy places, and aggressive/violent people. Thank you!! And congratulations!!

Hello~! ^_^

Now, I considered a few options for you, but in the end, I'll match you up with...

Zora Ideale

Zora has that academic, idealistic side to him, even if it has risen from more of a necessity than anything else. His need to get back at the dirty magic knights, has made him want to better his own craft, and driven him to think outside the box as much as possible; making him do his own research. But even if that research is, to him, more out of 'necessity', it's still important to him. So, he does understand that side of him in you.

And because he understands how much it means for you to be able to express your wishes, ideas, and allow yourself to execute what's important to you, he does support you in it. The only weakness he has with this, is that sometimes his critique comes a bit too straight forwardly. And that really is a result of him having to learn by himself, and not having anyone really teach him, which has caused him to borderline putting himself down when he hasn't been able to think of an answer. But his observations are always on point, and he does say them to you in the wishes that you can develop your ideas further.

He is passionate, even if he might not show it a lot to the outside world. And in a way he's a lot like you. He doesn't open up easily to people, not fully at least. But as long as you're not a stuck-up noble, he won't be aggressive towards you. His issue, really, is with the nobility, and not the common folk. And in private, he's very soft and sweet. He's afraid, deep down, of driving you away with all his rough, sharp edges. But he will love you with everything he has.

He's not one to thrive in crowded places either, and would much rather spend time with you in peace and tranquility. If you want to spend time with your friends, it's all good to him. He does linger around the Bulls too; his friends. He doesn't take a lot of initiative with social interactions, but they're his friends. And if you just want to sit around with a cup of tea and a book in hand, that's fine too. He can read a book of his own, or just linger in silence. That has never bothered him: silence. And if you want to get into gardening, go for it. He'd happily watch you, tending your garden, maybe even learn a bit about it with you. Who knows, maybe there's a potion, or new magic to be learned from it.

He'd shed confidence in yourself into you, and you'd teach him about giving feedback and interacting with the precious people around him. And it wouldn't be a difficult task, because he's not a bad person. He's not a crude person who wants to put people down. Instead he wants to build people up, but is scornful of what happened to him and his father. He just hasn't felt loved in such a long time, he has almost forgotten how one loves. Almost. He has rough edges, but beneath those he's soft, and tender, filled with nothing but adoring kisses and a warm embrace that wants nothing but the best for you.

I think that there would be a lot of understanding and growth for you both in this relationship.

I hope you like your ship! ^_^

#anon matchups #600 follows milestone #thank you for requesting #hope you like it

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catboy-lover-archive · 3 years

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Obey Me Romanian MC

idea inspired by @/harunayuuka2060 (too shy to tag them)

Nu ştiu ce inspirație supraomenească m-a lovit dar am început asta la 2 dimineața și am terminat-o la 6.30

Im sleep deprived bc I stayed up all night doing this, enjoy gagicile mele

[added translations]

(under the cut bc this bitch is long af)

Lucifer: Are you not enjoying your meal?

MC: This food isn't even good. Next time I'm bringing my bunica to make you guys sarmale best thing you ever tried 👩‍🍳👌😘 mwah

MC: I'm not gonna go out with Satan, Beel, Asmo or Belphie.

Asmo: Awww

Beel: :(

Belphie: What?!

Satan: Why?

MC: Why date a guy who's favorite color is not in romanian flag? 🤔🇷🇴

Asmo: But I thought you could-

MC: For the last time IM NOT A VAMPIRE I CAN'T HYPNOTIZE PEOPLE OR MAKE THEM FALL IN LOVE WITH ME

Levi: Ohhh!!!! So are you like familiar with Castlevania-

MC: We don't talk about that *cries in disappointed*

Solomon: What is this weird potion.

MC: *puts bottle of țuică (plum brandy) on the table*

MC: This is not a potion, but a solution to all of your problems gagica 💖

MC: *talking to Lucifer* Oh iubire (love), stop crying over Diavolo again. Why cry over guy who would wear vagabond everyday in my country?

MC: Tsch tsch tsch

Lucifer: What the fuck is Vagabond

MC: Only the worst of streetwear existent. Only f-boys use it

Lucifer: Fair enough

Beel: Why do you want to try out for the sports team?

MC: Because Steaua, my country's team, disappointed me 😔

MC: Mammon! Asmo! Let me show you guys a thing called ✨manele✨

(after the Belphie incident)

MC: Does anybody have a belt.... a belt so I can...no reason...papuci de casă (slippers) works too

MC: Hey Belphie! Did you enjoy your punishment? 😜

Belphie: My butt still hurts...

MC: Next time it's the lingură de lemn ♡ (wooden spoon)

*MC dancing to Braşoveanca*

Mammon: W-what's that???

Satan: Some sort of ritual I suppose

Asmo: *joining in* It's fun!

MC: Doi✌paşi🦵înainte➡️şi😱doi😩înapoi⬅️ (two steps forward two steps back)

MC: Who has summoned me?

Satan: Belphie isn't feeling well and the medicine didn't really do it's job.

MC: Everyone watch closely because I'm going to teach you guys a sacred ritual called ✨Frecție cu Oțet✨

Satan: You're just pouring vinegar on his wrist.

MC: Now here comes the fun part. *maggages his wrists*

Belphie: Someone please kill me this is unbearable

MC: Am I allowed to say Tatăl Nostru (Lord's prayer) or is that too....uhhh weird since yall are demons and stuff-

Barbatos: MC...

MC: I'm sorry but crossing myself after I finish a meal is implemented in my brain. It's in the default settings.

Barbatos: What happens if you don't cross yourself?

MC: Lingura de lemn (wooden spoon) *shivers*

Diavolo: Do you like my castle?

MC: Baby, Peleş puts you to shame.

MC: Also, too much current (swift). Close the damn windows

Lucifer, giving up on life: Oh not again...

MC: DA PĂ CIMPOI DA PĂ CIMPOI JOACĂ FETELE LA NOI 👉👈😳

MC: Real music here 😌

MC: There, there gacica (girlfriend). Don't cry. *pats him on the back*

Lucifer: Do you got any more țuică...

MC: That's the spirit!

MC: I know I technically didn't die, but can we please have a funeral??? There is this really tasty cake just for this special occasion called colivă. Beel is okay with it so- hey don't ignore me! wait guys this is important- wAIT!

Satan: I hate Lucifer because he is my father.

Belphie: I hate Lucifer because he sucks in general.

MC: I hate Lucifer because Favorite color is red which is COMMUNISM COLOUR 😡‼

Solomon: See?? MC likes my cooking!

MC: Piftie...Caltaboş...

MC: Solomon, you would make a very good romanian housewife. Say, have you ever considered getting a 701st wife...?

Beel: *munching happily on the food MC makes*

Lucifer: *getting a fucking break*

MC: *making grătar(barbeque) cu mici*

MC: Everybody loves 1 Mai!

MC: Beelphiiieee!!!! I have a spell for you 😊

Belphie: Please not the lingură de lemn-

MC: *boop on the nose* ✨du-te dracu✨ (go to hell)

Lucifer: How did you make everyone behave?

MC: *looking at the papuc de casă in hand*

MC: You either die a hero...or live enough to become the villain...

Lucifer: Interesting, can you teach me?

MC: The secret is to use your wrist-

MC, whispering: Psst! Mammon! How's the sarmale trading going?

Mammon: Its okay, but why can't you just give me the recipe?

MC: E din moşi strămoşi (it's from older generations) I can't give it to you

MC: Hey pisi, want a ride in my Dacia?

Simeon: ...what? :)

MC: Come on gagica(girlfriend)! We are going to visit my family they will love you!

MC: You can also bring Luke. Just uhhh don't let him drink from the "juicebox" ok? It's not- It's not juice in there

MC: But you can drink. I won't tell anyone.

Diavolo: MC you can't leave yet. Not even for a quick visit back home.

MC: Auzi, da du-te-n p- (well why don't you fuck yourself on my dic-)

MC: *sigh* Sometimes I wish Satan was wearing Vagabond instead of...whatever that is

Asmo: Ouch, but yeah I guess we are that desperate.

Satan: I'm never tutoring any of you again.

MC and Luke, just vibing honestly: ⬇️Intră-n👇apa🌊mării🐚şi🐋nu🐟te🙄teme😱ai😳să-nveți🤯să-noți🐠printre🤔sirene🧜‍♀️🧜‍♂️

(go in the sea's water and don't you be afraid you'll learn to swim among mermaids)

MC: No Asmo, I have a date to the ball he's right here *points at țuică bottle*

Belphie: *misbehaving*

MC: Vai, vai, vai. Sărumâna Belphie 😃 ( well, well, well good day Belphie)

MC: *grabs the papuc (slipper)*

MC: NO LUCIFER IT CAN NOT BE AN AN NOU FERICIT (happy new year) IF WE DO NOT DANCE THE HORĂ

MC and Luke, vibing yet again: POVEȘTI DIN FOLCLORUL MAGHIAR!!! (maghiar folklore stories!)

MC: Where is my țuică? :)

Everyone: *quiet*

MC: I won't get mad :)

MC:

MC: Foaie verse de trifoi~ *papuc reappears* Dați băi țuica înapoi (green leaf of clover, give the țuică back you fucker)

Everybody: *runs*

MC: Mândruțelor (girls), come back until I'll put this to good use

Levi: *exists*

MC: *in love with him bc his fav color is in the Romanian flag and not in the commie flag*

MC: Te las să te lingi cu mime în parcare la lidl (I'll let you french kiss me in the Lidl market parking lot)

MC: Lucifer you don't understand!

MC: Sandu Ciorbă cured my depression!

MC: Muie cretinii pământului (fuck y'all stupid asses) my țuică is back and I'm not sharing anymore

Asmo: We're doing hot girl shit tonight

MC: Ne curvim rău (we're hoeing)

MC: futu-ți cristelnița mătii (fuck your mother's font) Simeon you're the one that drank all my țuică

MC: I'll let it slide this once, if u take me for shaorma(shawarma) in Piața Victoriei (Victoria's market)

Solomon: Whoops, I accidentally messed up the sarmale recipe

MC: Aşadar războiu alesu l-ai (So you have chosen war)

Mammon: MC, how do you say "I hate you" in romanian?

MC: Dar eu sunt mândru că sunt twink. (I'm proud to be a twink)

Mammon, clueless: ok thanks

MC, to Belphie: I had such a rough day, please fute-mi una (fuck me over) and not the way I like

Mammon: What would be a quick way to make money?

MC: Gagica(girlfriend), listen. Culegător de sparanghel (asparagus picker) in Spain is your go-to.

Asmo: *blasting manele vechi (old manele).2006*

Asmo: Please love me!

MC: *already in wedding attire*

MC: Beel! Here, try this! Yeah yeah its completely fine!

MC: ...what do you mean it looks like Solomon's cooking?

MC: THIS IS PIFTIE AND YOU WILL LEARN TO APPRECIATE IT

MC: *dragging them all by the hand to therapy*

MC: Păi aşa-i hora pe la noi măi bade- (This is hora to us well my mans)

MC, talking to Lucifer: Măi omu lu dumnezeu îți fut una de nu te vezi (listen God's man I'll fuck you over that you'll not see again) if u lay a finger on my țuică again

MC: I don't care that you have daddy issues, this is MINE now thank you very much.

MC: Doamne cu ce ți-am greşit? (God, what have I done to you?)

MC: tanti Lilith, ia-mă cu tine gagicuțo milf ce ești (Miss Lilith, take me with you you milf girlfriend)

MC: Chiar și culesul de căpșuni din Spania era mai ok dacât (even strawberry picking in Spain is better than) Therapist Simulator hell edition

Diavolo: *exists*

MC: Vrei să-ți fiu a ta mireasă? (Do you want me to be your wife?)

Simeon: *exists*

MC: Vrei să-ți fiu Ileană Cosânzeană? ( Want me to be your fairy wife?)

Belphie: Every time I doze off they say this weird phrase...

MC: Dormeo(mattress company) ! Noapte bună! (good night!)

MC: What do you mean im not allowed to have a cross around my neck?

MC: My dead grandmother would kill me it's Sfântu Andrei for fucks sake

MC: The law is law we gotta put garlic and salt everywhere around the house

MC: This is what you get from taking my țuică away AGAIN

MC: I mean, at least i dont have to take the bacalaureat and face the woman-hating-Ion-Creangă-fucking-twink-looking-nightmare-inducing Eminescu so

MC: *drinks a Mona Spirt (rubbing alcohol) bottle in one go*

MC: that works wonders for me

#IM SLEEPY SO IM GOING TO SLEEP AT 7AM BYYYE #♡♡♡#romanian mc #romanian mc obey me #obey me #obey me swd #Diavolo e dilf nu ați auzit de la mine #romanian #romania

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proflongbttm · 5 years

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Facts about Neville Longbottom:

Has a potted plant on his bedside drawer which he waters every morning before he does anything else

He names it the first day he got it

"Alice"

After the incident of Sirius black breaking Into the gryffindor common room he tried to perform memory charms on himself for the next two weeks.

His favourite color is purple

Has a collection of scarves and mittens and other winter wear

His favourite is the scarf his gran made him

They have little leaves on it

Has such a sweetooth its ridiculous

So many sweets

So he got really upset when he was banned from hogsmede

His favourite sweets are peppermints (@malfycs)

Hermione tells him about muggle cooking, and how fun it can be

He tries it out and finds out

He is a really good cook, but a bit clumsy with a knife

So he tries out baking

And is the new Mary Berri of the wizarding world

Makes a mean apple pie and delicious brownies

Him, Seamus and Dean are squad goals.

Dean and Seamus stand up for Neville if needed

Neville helps them in herbology

They help him in potions

Usually ends in a bang, some smoke, a burnt cauldron and a detention from Snape

Thanks again Seamus.

Him and Hermione have study sessions together, she helps him with a lot of his subjects.

Him and Ron talk about Quidditch together

Him and Harry bitch about Snape together.

They carry the legacy of the 'Fuck Snape club' from the Marauders

Goes for walks along the foresty areas around hogwarts with trevor to give him fresh air

Usually sits by the streams and rivers with him and just watches the view

Sometimes he comes by Hargid and they have little talks

Mainly about living plants

He trained the most in dumbledores army

He was practicing so often to try and get the spells right

Pulled many all nighters because of it

He's trying his best god dammit

Gets freckles in the summer

So damn many

Especially on his arms

I don't make the rules sorry

Is obsessed with jigsaws

But always looses a piece or two so he never completes them

It he still does em anyway

He practiced dancing for the yule ball at least two weeks before it

And it paid off

He also asked George advice on how he should ask someone to go with him.

George said to play hard to get

The only thing Neville was finding hard to get was a date to the ball

So he just went up and asked Ginny face to face

He nearly collapsed when she said yes

He was one of the best dancers there

Is friends with a few of the ghosts and often studies or reads with them

Is very very afraid of heights, because of his uncle and because of broom practice

Has named all of the plants in the green house

Looks up to Fred and George a lot

Wishes he was as confident and funny as them

A big fan of their pranks, as long as their not on him

Sleeptalks

A lot

He woke up Seamus once by having a conversation about cheese

"No I want the cheddar please, thanks Jane"

They still don't know who Jane is

He doesn't know a jane

Had a goal of writing a book about herbology for the longest time

After the war all the younger students talked about how he killed Nagani and how he was a hero

His face went so red

"Yeah I guess I am"

Has tried to fix his teeth with spells before because people made fun of them

Knocked three of them out

Had to go to Madam Pomfrey and explain

He was so embarrassed

When he visits his mother he tells her about all the different stories about hogwarts, even though he knows she doesn't understand

Tells her all the gossip

" - and apparently their dating now, even though they say they don't but that's a load of rubbish"

For her birthday Neville always brings her magical color changing flowers that he picks himself

Rarely curses

One day he said that Draco Malfoy can go fuck himself

Everyone who heard gasped

"Who taught him the F word?! "

"I'm 16..??? And can hear you. "

He always smells like earth and a bit of sweat (he's a nervous teenage boy, no matter how many evil snakes he kills)

Goes to parks and feeds the birds with his nan sometimes.

As much as she terrifys him he loves her.

Is almost as scared as professor Mcgonagall as he is Snape, but would never say it.

Hate being barefoot, always has some form of footwear on, socks or otherwise.

Could be afraid monster will eat them

I don't blame him

Sorry off track-

Has so many scars from bumps and dinks and falling

Always has a bruises on his legs from walking into stuff

He fancied a Hufflepuff girl once and Seamus called her over

They talked a bit and it all was well until she went to leave

"See you later! "

"Thanks"

He couldn't look at her for a month

He gets on super well with Proffesor Sprout

She recommends different herbology books to him all the time

A really strong reader too.

This was my ted talk

Feel free to add on

If you wernt aware about how much i love this boy, you are now. You're welcome

I adore Neville

#neville longbottom #hp #harry potter #Text post #May says stuff #neville longbottom x reader #Ron wealsey #Hermione Granger #harry potter imagine #harry potter fic #neville longbottom facts #professor sprout #Neville longbottom imagine

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magichcuse · 6 years

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&. BASICS

Full Name: Patrick Humphrey Eggleston

Nicknames: His parents call him cute nicknames like "sweet little cherub" and "darling angel", but they're used casually rather than them giving him a consistent nickname.

Patrick has also assigned himself the nickname "Pat", only for people he deems special enough. This is mainly a privilege for his crush, though friends may use it as well. Unfortunately, he isn’t genuinely close to many (if any) people, so the nickname isn't used much. Maude may use it on occasion, which he doesn't mind despite not associating himself with her. Johnathan uses it too, though Patrick is aggressively against it. He's unable to do too much about it since Johnny is so high up the social ladder.

Age: 12

Sexuality: He's strictly gay- girls don't even make him bat an eye.

Date of Birth: March 13th

Place of Birth: -

Gender & Species: He is a male duck.

Current Location: -

&. MORE BASIC INFO

Languages: English

Religion: -

Education: Patrick attends Magic School.

Occupation: Patrick is focused on his studies for now, though he does do some gigs over breaks.

Drinks, Smokes, & Drugs: N/A

&. PERSONALITY

Likes:

His parents, unlike most in their social class, have no issue with fostering their son's love for them and building a bond with them. Patrick loves curling up with his parents by the fireplace, brewing potions with his mom, watching his dad tinker with charms...spending time with them and receiving affection from them is easily one of his favorite things.

His new sibling fascinates him too. Though they're still an egg, Patrick doesn't go a day without talking to them about his day or reading them something out of his textbook. He's excited to see them hatch, whenever that may be.

Theo Daskalakis is one of his favorite people as well. The boy is one of the only people who openly challenges Johnathan Abberquack, super cute, tall, mysterious, and very cool. Seeing that not a lot of people like Theo only makes these feelings stronger, wanting the other boy to know that someone cares about him and will support him no matter what. This means he allows himself to be completely vulnerable to Theo, despite the chance of him being taken advantage of or hurt. He loves and trusts him with every fiber of his being, much to the confusion of his peers. Though it doesn't seem to have a chance at working, Patrick is determined to squeeze through Theo's walls and help him any way he can. He's even willing to let him live with him and his family (which his parents would approve of for their son's sake). Hopefully, he could have even the slimmest chance of getting Theo to like him. Any semblance of a victory is all he needs.

Patrick is passionate about his schooling, seeing it as an opportunity to prove himself to his peers. Magic is something he treasures dearly and definitely is looking forward to teaching his future sibling how to use. Being a professor is something he's dreamed about since he was small- teaching a class on potions and charms (his parents' specialties) is one of his biggest dreams.

Bright colors are something he adores. Though he can't wear his vibrant clothing at school, his parents allow him to dress however he likes behind the security of their manor walls. His room is also colorful, every color of the rainbow being incorporated in some way. A small rainbow flag hangs above his bed, to represent his sexuality and because he loves rainbows.

Dislikes:

Johnathan Abberquack strikes a nerve with him like no one else can. With them both being prestigious and blond boys around the same age, comparisons between them are thrown around on a regular basis. Patrick hates being seen as a "dumber, weaker, less attractive Johnathan" by everyone else. His direct competition with his beloved Theo only cements him in Patrick's blacklist. Despite hating dueling, one of his goals is to beat "Jerkathan" in a duel. Though this has yet to happen, Patrick can at least say that he is (naturally) at the top of his potions and charms class. Having being taught these crafts at a very young age unlike Johnathan, who was taught mainly about dueling because "everything else is useless" in Wilbur's eyes, the doe-eyed boy has the clear advantage. Even if Johnathan doesn't really care all too much (Wilbur couldn't care less about how he's doing in that subject, as long as he's passing), Patrick is proud that he outdoes the brilliant Johnathan Abberquack in his favorite subject.

Ebony Featherton is mostly just annoying, though Patrick eventually grows to hate her due to how much she messes with Theo. He jokes that Johnathan and Ebony are perfect for each other because they're both "stupid, snobby, pretentious jerks". He just tries to ignore her at first, but he eventually becomes so fed up with her that he's determined to defeat her in any way possible or wants desperately for Theo to "show her who's the boss."

The dueling professor is yet another person he views unfavorably. Patrick doesn't get how a "perfect hunk of a boy" could come out of a "slimy, old, crazy monster" like him. He strongly suspects that Professor Daskalakis abuses his son at home. Patrick feels like he has to fix the mess the older man has made, no matter how impossible that may be. He's certainly not going to let Professor Daskalakis succeed in corrupting his son- even preserving the smallest sliver of hope and innocence is a victory in his eyes.

Being disrespected makes Patrick so frustrated. Just because he's soft-hearted and kind doesn't mean he'll brush off being called an idiot or worse... if you're talking trash about him, he better not be listening. He's still worthy of respect, no matter how naive he might act.

Bad Habits: His parents are careful to not let Patrick develop any bad habits, especially since he's prone to developing addictions.

Secret Talent: Patrick is fairly photogenic, sometimes finding work in the modeling industry. His parents have been showing him off since he was born and Patrick has grown to love being in front a camera- not in a self-absorbed way, but because he finds photoshoots so much fun. He doesn't see a need to mention that to his peers, however. Most of them are at least a little aware of his modeling career, the boy being prominently displayed in magazines and shopping catalogues. His parents have a whole room dedicated to all of his modeling gigs along with their personal family pictures of him. The family pictures are his favorites since his parents get to be a part of the fun.

Hobbies:

Charm making and potion brewing are both large parts of his life, being exposed to them since birth. It's common for him to help his parents when they're working or working on projects of his own. The latter being more common when he's older as his parents grow busier and he becomes more capable of doing things on his own.

Despite having personal chefs, Patrick likes cooking with his family. When Barnaby and Madeleine have the time, they give their chefs a break and make meals with their son. Eventually, Patrick gets to the point where he can cook meals on his own (though the chefs still supervise him until he's grown up).

Crafts are so much fun to Patrick, partaking in them whenever he can. His creations are prominently displayed throughout the manor and his room is truly a room of his own- his parents allowed him design it himself. Plenty of his crafts are proudly shown there as well. DIY things and tutorials are like potato chips to him.

A common pastime for Patrick is making jewelry. At first, his creations consist of loom bracelets and stringing beads. Once he learns enough about charm making, he incorporates these skills into making actual jewelry. The friendship bracelets his classmates used to tease him about become crafts that gather the attention of peers and adults alike.

Modeling is yet another prominent aspect of Patrick's life. His walk-in closet is filled with more clothes than one boy reasonably needs, varying in levels of formality. It wouldn't be much of an exaggeration to say he has every type of clothing item one could think of in every color imaginable. He also knows a lot about composition, everything from his outfit to the background to the pose being coordinated perfectly. To no one's surprise, he uses makeup, but mostly for photoshoots and special occasions. There's not an outfit that looks bad on him or a single lackluster picture of him. He's so presentable, even in the most casual of outfits, that it's almost witchcraft. Despite him and his parents being more than capable, the Egglestons never use spells to enhance or alter appearance. Such a spell could easily go wrong and none of them need the help of magic to make them good-looking.

Fears: Patrick, being as sheltered as he is, isn't exposed to a whole lot that he could be genuinely afraid of. He might have some fears and concerns that are typical in most children, but he doesn't have any specific phobias that he knows of. However, it's not too hard to startle him. Just don't expect more than a scream and an annoyed glare, he might be sensitive than most of his peers, but he's not a coward. He's learned from his parents that there's nothing that he should be afraid of.

Being unable to help someone, even when he should be able to, makes Patrick genuinely uncomfortable. He wouldn't describe it as a fear, but it sort of manifests itself as one. He becomes fixated on helping people and when his attempts aren't working, he becomes more obsessed with helping the person...it's easy for this cycle to trap him in never-ending misery. Eventually, he reaches a point where he is forced to give up on a person. This causes him an incredible amount of agony that is usually hard for him to recover from, feeling like he failed the person in question. He desperately wants to avoid having going through that ever again and his parents try to prevent things from getting that far. Unfortunately, there are some things even his parents can't stop from happening...

Five Positive Traits:

Sugar pales in comparison to Patrick's sweetness. If there's an opportunity to do something nice for someone else, chances are that he'll take it. Anyone he suspects doesn't get as much love as they deserve gets extra love from him. Being incredibly sympathetic and empathetic, he wants to better the lifes of everyone around him- even if they don't necessarily want him to.

Like his parents, Patrick is a natural at creating things. He loves the methodical approach to crafting things, following directions and blueprints being as natural to him as breathing. This skill is useful in many other areas, such as cooking- which he helps with every morning and occasionally for dinner (when he isn't too exhausted from school). Anything that can be made into a tutorial is something Patrick can pick up easily. Though he has a reputation for being a naive fool, his classmates can at least all agree that Patrick is by no means a bad student. Earning high marks in pretty much all of his classes, he's almost as esteemed as Johnathan Abberquack...almost.

Expressive as a cartoon character, Patrick isn't afraid to show his true emotions. If he likes you, you'll know it. If you do something nice for him, he'll shower you with gratitude. His (usually) sunny disposition can be infectious, bringing smiles to people's faces- usually just his parents, though he's spread joy throughout the school on some occasions.

Patrick is perceptive, which is a useful skill for his detail oriented hobbies. This is also good in social situations, able to see when something is off about a person or picking up even the smallest details about them that give more insight to who they are. This couples well with his giving nature, his gifts to friends and family always having thought put into them. Using whatever he picks up about a person, he has a good track record into giving presents the recipient likes. Sometimes, he helps others find gifts for people if he happens to know the recipient. Naturally, Patrick gets invited to a lot of birthday parties and gets plenty of chances to put his gift giving abilities to use.

When Patrick is pushed down, it doesn't take too long for him to get back up. Sure, he might cry for a moment or two, but Patrick is not easily defeated unless you take advantage of him when he's at his most vulnerable. No matter how many times his peers try to break him down, he'll come back as the same optimistic, kind-hearted boy he's always been.

Five Negative Traits:

Patrick is too kind for his own good, his peers often taking advantage of his softness to make a joke of him or reap some sort of benefit out of him.

Tying into this, Patrick is also incredibly trusting of those who haven't gotten on his bad side. This especially applies to Theo- Patrick trusts him with his life and would sacrifice nearly everything for him. Whether this is necessarily deserved is up to debate.

Speaking of Theo, Patrick has some obsessive tendencies. It doesn't matter if someone or something isn't worth his time, if he really likes something, it becomes cemented in his brain. This obsessive nature of the boy only exacerbates his other weaknesses- any person who is lucky enough to make Patrick obsessed could very easily toy with him however they'd like.

His expressiveness, though delightful, has a dark side. Patrick is unintentionally an open book, alerting everyone around him when something makes him happy and making it obvious when he's hurt with his out of character reclusive behavior. It's also easy to tell if he's lying, the boy being unable to look the person in the eye and tripping over his words as his feathers stand on end. His crushes also are fairly obvious, with the boy's loving and obsessive nature. Pretty much everyone at the school is aware of his feelings for Theo.

Patrick surprisingly (or maybe not, considering how immature he can be) can hold a grudge. If you hurt him even once, he closes himself off to you and it can be hard to earn his trust back. Certain people have an easier time than others, but a Patrick grudge is usually a fairly strong one.

Other Mentionable Details: ( can include mental disorders, quirks, etc. )

&. APPEARANCE

Tattoos: N/A

Piercings: N/A

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&. FAMILY INFORMATION

Parent Names: His parents are Barnaby and Madeleine Eggleston.

Parent Relationship: Both of his parents are the younger children of their respective families, meaning they- and by extension, Patrick- have less pressure to fit the prestigious mold. His father is the leading producer of magical charms and his mother is a potions professor in an esteemed magical university. Though they were technically arranged to marry, the two managed to fall for each other long before the arrangement was made. When they heard that their parents were trying to arrange them with someone, they opposed until they found out just who their arranged partner would be. Their parents didn't care about their already developed love, as long as they didn't protest the arrangement they were happy.

Patrick was made from love, not out of obligation. Their parents and other family members (who they try to keep away from their son) might want to make another link of a prestigious family chain out of him, but Barnaby and Madeleine just want their son to grow up to be himself without anyone else's intervention. They're accepting of who their son is and ultimately want to see him succeed in everything he sets out to do. Though they worry about their son's crush leading to his downfall, they'd be happy for Patrick if a relationship came from it. They're all about marrying for love and would be ecstatic to see their boy find the boy of his dreams.

Barnaby and Madeleine are nice people, but become terrifying when they're angry. Patrick is blissfully unaware of this side of them (unless he catches them snapping at someone else), but if someone messes with their boy, they're going to regret it. They won't hesitate to do everything in their power to make sure justice is served. Neither of them really care for dueling, but are willing to challenge someone to one if it means someone who hurt their son gets their just desserts.

Patrick is incredibly close to his parents and admires them greatly. He's always showing his love through affection, words, gifts...just like they do for him. They're a mushy, soft family that always makes time for each other in spite of the responsibilities and passions they each have.

Sibling Names: His sibling does not have a name yet.

Sibling Relationship: When Madeleine and Barnaby told Patrick that he was going to be a big brother, he couldn't hold back his joy. Though he likes things how they were, the thought of his family growing bigger (meaning more love to go around!) was thrilling. That, and he could have someone who looks up to him just like he looks up to his parents and Theo. Patrick quickly became fascinated with the egg once it arrived, already taking on the role of big brother. It doesn't matter to him whether the egg is a boy or a girl (or anything in between), as long as he and his new sibling can become close to one another.

Patrick proudly talks about his new sibling with anyone who is willing to listen...which mainly consists his parents' acquaintances and the few classmates that are patient enough to talk to him.

Though the egg is cute, Patrick has to admit that he is a little impatient for it to hatch and for his new sibling to reveal themself to the world. His parents are letting him name the baby since he's so enthusiastic about the new arrival.

Other Relevant Relative(s):

Patrick doesn't interact with most of his extended family unless it is a special occasion, so he doesn't really have an opinion of them. His parents don't seem to like them for whatever reason, so he doesn't trust them.

Barnaby's parents, Atticus and Lucinda Eggleston, make a point to have some involvement in their grandson's life and only become more intrusive with another grandchild on the way. Madeleine absolutely abhors her in-laws while Barnaby just tries to keep the peace to keep the family together. Atticus and Lucinda both aren't accepting of Patrick, disappointed in their son and his "bad influence of a wife" for not making a "proper boy" of him. They want to arrange a marriage for him behind his parents' backs, but Barnaby and Madeleine are fiercely protective of their little boy. This doesn't stop them from trying anyway, determined to "preserve the Eggleston name". Patrick is hurt his dad's parents don't love him for who he is, but wants to earn their approval anyway. His parents try to shield him from his paternal grandparents' disgust (Madeleine's family kind of forgets about her, as typical of most prestigious women once they're married off), but Patrick isn't oblivious to their blatant homophobia and utter heartlessness. He grows distasteful of them, though he secretly wishes he could have a decent relationship with them- without having to change himself.

#{behind the feathers} | ooc #mun's art #{pure in blood and heart} | patrick #bios #{i'm like a bird; i'll only fly away} | queue #((i spend hours on that reference picture and only really like his face))#((oh well))#((and yes i am considering adding him to the blog))#((when will i have restraint? time will only tell))#((i have a sad idea for the egg but at the same time i want this boy to have as much happiness as possible))#((with his circumstances at least))#((my poor lovesick puppy of a boy))#((he's like al times ten except theo 'hates' him))#((i've spent all day writing bios))#((rip))

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