#don’t lie

[aquamarinemoonlit]

“idk” YOU 🫵 named it

#what if i cried #don’t lie #not accusing him for lying but… #i’m kidding #lewis hamilton #nico rosberg #brocedes #mercedes #formula 1 #formula racing #f1 drivers #formula one

[ao3-crack]

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#archive of our own #ao3 quotes #ao3 stuff #archive of our own quotes #fanfic #fanfic quotes #funny #ao3 #ao3 tags #that’s what I shouted into the void before writing this fic #you’re gonna have to click the link to find out what it is #but every author has one of these #for each fic #don’t lie

[incorrect-mighty-nein]

Jester: So, Essek, what made you want to repent after what you did?

Essek: I suppose you all just…helped me see the error of my ways

Jester:

Essek:

Jester: it was Caleb, wasn’t it?

Essek: …It was Caleb…

#don’t lie #Essek knew he fucked up once Caleb gave him the disappointed look #and I know I’m right because he’s been especially awkward around Caleb during their time in Eiselcross #critical role #the mighty nein #incorrect quotes #jester lavorre #essek thelyss #caleb x essek #the mighty queue

[gaycrouton]

There should have been an episode in the revival where Mulder and Scully investigate sightings of a werewolf pack only to wind up at a furry convention

#it would have been hilarious #don’t lie #Mulder musing about lycanthropes #Scully endeared but exhausted #then BOOM plot twist: furries

[doodleydoo101]

I just saw a post by @shot-by-cupid about how soft Mario’s lips looked in the movie, and that has given me the comfortability to openly simp for Luigi’s lips

Pucker up, bb boy 👄💄

#both bros are fine #don’t lie #luigi my beloved

[grilledcheeseandguavajelly]

I will literally never be over the fact that the Nevers make such a huge deal about uglification and their dean literally looks like this 

#I mean COME ON— #and don’t even start with her hair being ‘ugly’ #because literally nothing could be further from the truth #you know you want to bury your hands in it #don’t lie #the school for good and evil #tsfgae #lady lesso #leonora lesso #charlize theron

[soypeachypt2]

Yes I still wear bows at 26 mind ya business

#me #my face #selfie #girls #girls with tattoos #girls with piercings #it me #soypeachypt2 #soypeachycutie #don’t lie #I know you think my bow is adorable #even though you can barely see it #girls who wear glasses #girls who are kinda blind #do y’all even read these?

[helpiamlostsomewhereinthegarden]

Izana: You're ugly.

Mikey: Tone indicator?

Izana: Oh, I'm sorry.

Izana: You're ugly /srs.

#because as brothers this is 100% what they’d do and be like #don’t lie #Emma #Gramps #and Shinichiro is tired of it #Kakucho just wants everyone to get along #Draken is done with everything #Takemichi is just begging them to not mess up the future again #Baji is instigating #tokyo revengers incorrect quotes #izana kurokawa #kurokawa izana #mikey sano #sano mikey #tokyo revengers #incorrect quotes

[maroonangels]

If there’s one thing about ships that involve Spider it’s that he will be yearning for the other person

Spider & Amerie?? that mf is on his knees longing for her Spider & Ant?? he knows ants family means he can’t be open about his crush but he will be pinning after him for the rest of eternity Spider & Malakai?? they fight and have tension and spider is still following him around like a dog waiting by a window

#he’s a hopeless romantic #don’t lie #shitpost #spider heartbreak high #amerie x spider #spider x ant #spider x malakai #heartbreak high

[cjrights]

should i spam tf out of this ho

my drafts are overflowing and i feel you all are deprived of my comedic gold these past few days

it is 2am for me so none of you are awake to care so i say yes!!

#cjrights #cj SPAMZ #you love me #don’t lie #no you don’t #do not lie

[adulting-sucks]

Wow. So, now people are performative if they don’t trash and make fun of Evans? I’m sorry, but for anyone trying to claim people who posted about the racism and antisemitism but aren’t dragging someone is performative, stop.

Everyone is sick and tired of this bullshit drama. But every single time, it’s the same hypocritical people.

Don’t EVER speak on anyone’s behalf regarding this issue. You think I’m performative, but the only thing any of the hypocrites have ever done is make fun of Evans, drag Evans. These people are exactly the same as the supposed people they’re attacking.

I have spoken out about all of this since it was brought to light. I have sent in asks explaining my experience with racism. Funny how the people this group is going after are the only ones who actually posted them without making fun of me.

So no, we aren’t performative. We’re just not about turning our blogs into Baptista blogs, we’re not about stirring up shit when there’s nothing left, and we’re certainly not the ones causing the issues in the fandom.

Their allyship is absolutely performative. Not one of them had any issue using the racism and antisemitism to justify making fun of someone who they frankly still don’t know if he is truly racist or not.

Am I still disappointed in him? Absofuckinglutely. But I will never forget those who spoke over me or made fun of me vs the ones who actually listened.

Y’all know who the fuck you are. Block me. Please. Cause the most hypocritical thing you’ve done to me has just happened. Fuck every last one of you.

#fuck you #performative allyship #don’t lie #go fuck yourself

[sadghostgirl14]

#move on #I have #don’t lie #still single #relationship #happy with yourself #happy #self love #sadgirl #heartache #heartbreak #relateable #healing #poetry #sad poem #used to love it #without anyone

[murdrdocs]

It's because January is the best month I fear. Unfortunately, the best date is the 1st of Jan but alas Jan Capricorns>>

yeah yeah but we all know jan aquarians >>>

#don’t lie #celeste’s chats

[mayahawkeswife]

sometimes i think about will byers then i have the urge to growl and scream and take my pillow in my sharp ass teeth and shake it aggressively until it rips into pieces then curl up into a ball and sob /pos

#y’all get it #ik you do #don’t lie #will byers #byler #i just love him so much #(this was also made at 2 in the morning for context) (i’m sleep deprived) (doesn’t matter tho)

[mike-wheeler-hater]

I just died

( not my edit)

#me: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #you’re dying too #don’t lie #elmax #elmax edit #byler

[soypeachypt2]

It’s been so long I have so many things to catch you guys up on

#me #selfie #my face #my feet #they’re cute #don’t lie #girls with tattoos #soypeachypt2 #soypeachycutie #can y’all tell I want attention? #gimme #do y’all even read these?