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sophieeee0105 · 5 months

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I kinda wish the red names deaths had actual death messages cuz it would’ve been kinda hilarious that both mumbo and Jimmy died to “Etho’s dishwasher” (the name of the warden) and I feel like everyone would’ve had so much fun looking at that death messages

#Secret life #secret life smp #secret life spoilers #trafficblr #ethoslab #solidaritygaming #mumbo jumbo #im actually so sad #tbh Lizzies one would’ve been so ominous as she fell out of the world #Just imagine “mumbo was slain by Ethos dishwasher”#Actually would’ve Jimmy’s said it cuz he got zapped?

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incomprehensi-bull · 6 months

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the thing about one piece is it's got real good group interaction shots

and also my new favorite reaction pic

#one piece #i think my favorite moments have all been filler so far #you get these fun moments of daily life where everyone's just existing around eachother #though on that note. why didn't anybody warn me that the famous dishwashing scene happens in the middle of Episode Of Buggy The Micro-Clown

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plangentia · 9 months

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(leave your country in the tags lololol)

#this is once again me trying to adjust my perceptions #bc i grew up in quite a wealthy area in a very small house #and so i associated dishwashers with people that went skiing #but i'm starting to realise that might not be normal #like i went to my friend's house and i was like oooh you have a dishwasher #and he was like ??? you don't???

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shreddies-scribbles · 5 months

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something something grian having to bring his best friend to the nether ultimately leading to his death then next session having to bring a new “best friend” to the overworld and constantly being afraid of losing him…

there’s gotta be something poetic in this right ?

#or i just missed mumbo so much this session and needed to find a bit of him somewhere #grian #grianmc #secret life #trafficblr #traffic smp #secret life smp #ethos dishwasher #mumbo jumbo #kinda hahaha #my art #mcyt #life series #life series smp

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to-be-a-dreamer · 4 months

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Gonna spend some time cleaning up the Secret Life Spreadsheet for the final post but I just need everyone to see this absolutely WILD graph that was so insane I had to triple fact check to make sure I wasn't losing my mind.

Are. Are you kidding me.

I swear I'm about to make one of these for every other season because I simply MUST know if this has always been the case, that one or two people get most of the kills. There's no way right??? Scar was simply on something this finale (Gem is always Like That I was expecting her to look this way)

Also fun tidbit: all three of Etho's deaths were because of Scar. He killed that man three times. Etho is the only person who died the same way every time.

#as i was making the chart i was thinking to myself #'huh scar sure did get a lot of kills this ep wonder how that's gonna affect the graph'#AND THEN I MADE THE GRAPH #scar you legend these fools are not immune to the good times #also sidenote: the etho's wither and grian's warden aren't credited to them they're credited as '1 stick wither' and 'ethos dishwasher'#might change that later idk #secret life spoilers #goodtimeswithscar #geminitay #secret life smp #secret life #life series #trafficblr #saf does stats

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ivynightshade · 2 months

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i want you close like skin, but i don't say that. // your name is so perfectly sewn onto my tongue; / no matter how hard i try, the stitches won't come undone.

fatima aamer bilal, from moony moonless sky’s ‘when god pottered hands, i. your dishwasher is empty.’

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aziraphale-is-a-cat · 1 year

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AU where the portal kinda took danny when he died.

So unlike Canon, upon his half death danny got transported to the infinite realms and learned how to ghost over there, rising up in the power hierarchy and eventually at around 20, coming back to the living realm for a bit.

He acts like a full ghost and has no idea how likeley his strength is to hurt people since he trained it arpund ghosts, treating humans like glass and just generally being quite careful with everything else.

Danny decides to Vacay at gotham, due to the ambient ectoplasm in the city and being unable to return to his hometown. He ends up being next door neighbors with one Todd Peters, why by complete coincidence is also undead. They start talking and hit it off.

Jason really doesn't know how to feel about his new neighbor danny, there was something so obviously off about him, too sharp teeth and unwarranted caution when handling anything, even the built to last fridge he'd had installed.

At first the delicate treatment had felt insulting, he was the Red Hood for fuck's sake, he could take a little push! But after a bit it was growing on him. The feeling of being treated with care rather than Brute force, of melting into feather light hugs instead of tanking hits. He started to look forward to it.

So now Danny's worried about hurting the cute revenant next door and Jason's having a crisis over his new not-human neighbor/crush while bemoaning the fact that if any of his brothers found out he'd never live it down.

Also danny not knowing how delicate or sturdy regular people is is so funny to me

Danny, freaking out: shit, is it okay? Will your body.... fix it???

Jason, who just got a papercut: I'm fine.

Or, alternatively:

Danny, covered in blood standing over the joker's mangled corpse: oops, I broke it ):

#danny phantom #dp x dc #dc x dp #dead on main #danny fenton/jason todd #this man is a mug you could drop on the floor till infinity's end and never break #but he is not dishwasher safe #handle with care #dead²

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sukuna-dees-nuts · 3 months

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this is for @nessieartss!! based on this (it was me that asked, surprise) and also the first part of this art

i hope you enjoy!! older brother sukuna lives rent free in my brain right now and i love him being a bastardman

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“Ay, what the fuck was that?!” Sukuna shouts as Yuuji cackles in glee. His character races into first place, winning the Grand Prix. Sukuna' goes from first place to fourth. “You threw a red shell right after a blue shell! That's fucking cheating!”

Yuuji shrugs, lounging back against the couch and drops the controller next to him. “Don't hate the player, hate the game,” he says with a grin and pulls out his phone. “Those dishes aren't gonna wash themselves.”

Sukuna grunts as he tosses the controller onto the coffee table. “I hate both the player and the game.”

“And the game hates you!” the younger boy calls out after his brother's retreating figure.

Turning his attention back to his phone, Yuuji’s grin melts into a soft smile when he sees Yuko's name on a Snapchat notification. He glances over his shoulder to make sure that Sukuna is still in the kitchen before tapping on the notification. It won't be anything inappropriate, but he knows for a fact that if Sukuna saw that his younger brother was texting a girl, Yuuji wouldn't hear the end of it.

The Snapchat shows a picture of a latte with the classic tulip foam art and a caption that reads: ‘I think I'm finally getting the hang of this latte foam art!’

Yuuji holds his phone out to take a picture of himself, giving Yuko a big smile and a thumbs up.

‘That's so good!! Ur a professional now. If I ordered one, would u make me a cat???’

“Yo! Can I put this cast iron pan in the dishwasher?” Sukuna asks from the kitchen. He waits for a response and gets nothing. “I’m about to put this pan in the dishwasher!” Again, no response. Rolling his eyes, Sukuna makes his way back out to the living room. “Dude, if this pan gets ruined, it’s gonna be your fault—”

Sukuna cuts himself off when he catches sight of a picture of a girl on his little brother’s screen. Immediately, he reaches over the couch and snatches the phone out of Yuuji’s hand. “Oh! Who is this?” he gasps, bringing the screen closer to his face for a better look. “Do you have a girlfriend little bro?”

“Hey!” Yuuji scrambles, turning around to lean over the back of the couch in an attempt to grab his phone back. Sukuna places his hand on Yuuji’s forehead, keeping him at arm’s length as he looks over the picture. “Give me back my phone!”

Smacking Sukuna’s arm away, Yuuji vaults over the back of the couch and decides to try and wrestle his phone back from his brother. It doesn’t work, however. The two grapple for a few moments and the next thing Yuuji knows, Sukuna has his arm wrapped around his brother’s neck, holding him in a firm headlock. It isn’t enough to hurt him, but it’s enough to keep him from trying to escape, knowing that it’s futile.

“Who is she, huh?” Sukuna presses as he slides Yuuji’s phone into his pocket and begins rubbing his knuckles on the top of Yuuji’s head.

“I’m not gonna tell you!” Yuuji laughs, trying in vain to smack Sukuna’s hand away from his head.

“Well, I’m not letting you go until I get some answers,” the older boy states, rapping his knuckles against Yuuji’s forehead. Then he pinches Yuuji’s nose.

Weighing his pros and cons, Yuuji relents. “Okay, okay! I’ll tell you! Just let me go.”

Sukuna snorts. “Nah, if I let you go right now, you’ll just try to punch me and I won’t get what I asked for.”

Yuuji groans. His brother knows him too well. “Her name is Yuko. She’s just a friend. I haven’t asked her out… yet,” he grumbles the last word.

Satisfied, Sukuna releases his hold on his brother and hands Yuuji's phone back.

In the midst of the struggle, Sukuna hadn’t noticed his own phone had fallen out of his pocket. It dings and Yuuji is the first to snatch it off the ground, curious to see who would be texting Sukuna. His jaw drops at the name displayed on the lock screen.

Sukuna quickly plucks his phone from Yuuji’s hand and goes back to the kitchen as Yuuji shouts after him, “Dude, why is Megumi texting you? And why is there a heart next to his name?!”

#jjk #jjk sibling au #yuji itadori #sukuna #implied sukufushi #sorta anyway #also do not put your cast iron skillets in the dishwasher 😭#this has been your local psa #echo writes

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thediistortiion · 1 month

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i love fics that write The Distortion genuinely not knowing How to Human and getting something egregiously incorrect.

i don't mean appearance-wise, i mean silly mistakes. trying to wipe up a spill with printer paper because it misunderstood what a paper towel is. calling an animal by the wrong name.

describing emotions in a door/hallway metaphor. ("hallway full of bees" sorry, did you mean butterflies? distortion, you are experiencing butterflies.)

it was literally a door it doesn't know this shit!

i think it has some memories attached to "who" it is, thus why it can tell michael shelley's story, but little details like this? the nuance of the human experience? lost on it. too busy hating being even remotely like a who to stop and attempt to model after them properly.

this makes it mildly offputting and that's the goal so it's content <3

also @ distortion shippers this entity does not know how to kiss. gerry/jon/melanie/whoever else is gonna have to teach it how because it will just stand there, eyes open and everything, being a door.

#it is just so funny to me i find it so silly #the throat of delusion incarnate cant use a dishwasher without help #have to hold its hand to keep it from jaywalking across a busy street #tma #the magnus archives #the distortion #tma distortion #michael distortion #helen distortion #helenie #jonmichael #gerrymichael #doorkeay #jondistortion #jonhelen

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thatonewatercat · 5 months

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this was a lot scarier from Grian's pov lol. alternate dialog and no text under the cut

reblogs and likes make my day!

#etho #ethoslab #secret life #secret life smp #traffic series #traffic smp #trafficblr #slsmp #digital art #etho's dishwasher #mcyt #secret life spoilers #life series #fanart

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salamispots · 1 year

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slides out of your kitchen cabinet at 4am

#muffled laugh #artists on tumblr #sketchbook stuff #it's dark in here #anyways was unloading the dishwasher at 4am and had a thought fhdhgf #ehhhh not particularly happy with the colors but -shruG-#did have a lot of fun going very inky/texturey though :0 #edit: some of the tags yall are leaving are extremely funny/charming I hope you know that dfhgfgjfghf

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artiststarme · 1 year

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Steve had always wanted a dog. He wanted to cuddle on the couch, tug of war with old socks, and play catch in the yard. Most of all, he wanted a friend that would love him unconditionally.

So when he and Eddie got their first rundown house on the edge of Hawkins, he wanted to get a dog. They had a yard, savings in the bank, and plenty of time to spare between Eddie’s gigs and Steve’s school. He wanted a dog.

Eddie, though, wanted a cat. He was never a huge dog-lover. He didn’t really like the way dogs seemed so attached to their humans, they were too needy. He wanted a cat that kept to itself 23 hours of the day before finding its favorite person for minimal scritches and pets before disappearing once again to be a cat.

They were at an impasse. Neither one was backing down and after a two day silence streak, they reached a compromise. They would get a dog. Eddie could be reasoned with on the condition that they got a golden retriever because if he got a dog, you better believe it was going to be Steve’s twin.

With his acceptance, Steve brought home a puppy and named her Cinnamon. In a need to wreak havoc however, Eddie called her Van Halen and she only ever answered to that.

Years later when Van Halen was fully trained, Steve got his revenge. Eddie brought home a cat named Ozzy and Steve saw his chance. He called her exclusively Cuddlebug and from then on, she only answered to that.

It was so much worth it, seeing the grimace and full-body sigh Eddie took whenever he called her name. He learned the hard way that Steve holds a mean grudge (and usually gets payback in unexpected ways).

#Steve is a dog person and I will fight you on that #Eddie is very wary of getting on Steve’s bad side #He once forgot to unload the dishwasher so Steve took all of the dishes from the cabinets and put them on the table and counters #then watched Eddie put all of those AND the dishwasher dishes away while reading a magazine on Tom Cruise #Steve is the passive-aggressive type that you don’t know he’s mad until it’s too fucked up to fix it #stranger things #steddie #headcanon #steve harrington #eddie munson

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marchivists · 6 months

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[tape clicks on. jigsaw voice] LAWRENCE, FOR THREE MONTHS YOU HAVE SPENT AT LEAST TWO HOURS CLEANING MY—I MEAN ADAM'S—APARTMENT EVERY TIME YOU COME OVER. CAN YOU FIND IT WITHIN YOURSELF TO LEAVE THE DISHES IN THE GODDAMN SINK AND JUST FUCK ME—I MEAN ADAM—IN THE ASS INSTEAD? YOU HAVE ONE MINUTE TO DECIDE, OR ELSE YOUR FOOT WON'T BE THE ONLY THING MISSING. [pause] I'M TALKING ABOUT YOUR DICK. I'M GOING TO PUT IT IN THE DISHWASHER. MAKE YOUR CHOICE, OR WHATEVER. FUCK. [tape clicks off]

#saw 2004 #chainshipping #adam stanheight #lawrence gordon #the dick ended up in the dishwasher #mine

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alphabetcompletionist · 8 months

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