what about MY loneliness epidemic
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thesis finished 🥳
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wwow youre gorgeous. ive never wanted to fumble someone more in my life, mind if i sit here and look up at you with big puppydog eyes.?
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humans really went off with building on precipitous rock faces
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hey guys sorry i took a na💀p has anyone seen The Skull do we know where it went
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Ellen Bass, from "God and the G-Spot", Mules of Love
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who am i if not a guy who wears the same stupid little necklace. All the time.
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they played jolene and 9 to 5 at the club last night
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running errands like kurt vonnegut
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I lied to you. we're not going to have sex, we're going to fold your laundry and clean your room
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it’s like every month there’s some shit from the us that’s like “congressman for iowa john hamburger has introduced the Put Everyone Into A Meat Grinder bill (s.911) & it’s about to get passed to the senate everyone call your reps now!!!” & it’s something that affects the entire world
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by Mohamed Fathi
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No see results option, I'm forcing you to perceive yourself. rb for more results plus
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i don’t flirt i just say weird shit until you tell me i’m pretty & wanna kiss me
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