alphabetcompletionist

[alphabetcompletionist]

sex with me is like completing the alphabet: there's an STD

i finally have an irl friend i can shoot the shit with no problem, how soon in the relationship do i bring up i count letters for fun on the internet

ABCDEFGHI LMNOP RSTUVW Y

21/26

#look okay that one was low-hanging fruit

[alphabetcompletionist]

sex with me is like completing the alphabet: i want u right up close to my v

i finally have an irl friend i can shoot the shit with no problem, how soon in the relationship do i bring up i count letters for fun on the internet

ABCDEFGHI LMNOP RSTUVW Y

21/26

[alphabetcompletionist]

sex with me is like completing the alphabet: i like it when it starts with the a

i finally have an irl friend i can shoot the shit with no problem, how soon in the relationship do i bring up i count letters for fun on the internet

ABCDEFGHI LMNOP RSTUVW Y

21/26

#insert gesture to my behind

[alphabetcompletionist]

sex with me is like completing the alphabet: there's p about halfway through

i finally have an irl friend i can shoot the shit with no problem, how soon in the relationship do i bring up i count letters for fun on the internet

ABCDEFGHI LMNOP RSTUVW Y

21/26

#they're not all good jokes

[alphabetcompletionist]

sex with me is like completing the alphabet: not usually with an x, but you'd be surprised how often it happens

i finally have an irl friend i can shoot the shit with no problem, how soon in the relationship do i bring up i count letters for fun on the internet

ABCDEFGHI LMNOP RSTUVW Y

21/26

[alphabetcompletionist]

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOP RSTUVWXY

24/26

my local transit app has an unintelligible system where you pick an emoji instead of uploading a profile pic. and then it generates you a random flavor text name based on the emoji ??? anyway my name is scent of boog now

#reblogs #>75%

[alphabetcompletionist]

ABCDEFGHI LMNO RSTU Y

18/26

as far as i'm concerned all gore is necessary

#reblogs

[alphabetcompletionist]

thinking of them again

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTU W Y

23/26

#and per se and #not the right font but i cant be arsed too much #i think this is hard to do in 30 seconds? or at least not trivial? and you can always make sentences longer #it's not so much spelling as keeping track of a bunch of info at once #but a little spelling

[alphabetcompletionist]

("You're not gonna drink that cup of RAT POISON are you?" "Yup." "NO! George, gimme it, give, give me that, give, gimme! Now, you've got a lot to live for, just mellow out, okay? Let's get on with the interview." // "NO! George, oh, put that, put that down, George, sheesh! Just behave yourself." // "Strung up by your thumbs and- NO! George, oh, put that down, don't drink that cup!")

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOP RSTUVW Y

23/26

a compilation of Weird Al begging George Harrison not to drink rat poison

#reblogs #>75% #sometimes i have to do the transcript when none of the ones out there are good enough

[alphabetcompletionist]

ABCDEFGHI KLMNOP RSTUV Y

21/26

Nothing gives the same kind of random ego boost like managing to finally clean up your home and making it nice. Like ooh look at me, I'm living like people do, I made myself iced tea and I am eating my snack from a real plate. I got floors and shit.

#reblogs #>75%

[alphabetcompletionist]

AB DEFGHIJKLMNO RSTUV Y

20/26

they shouldn't make him say it if he isnt ready

#reblogs #>75%

[alphabetcompletionist]

ABCDEF HIJKLMNOP RSTUVW Y

22/26

my job in the leftist commune is babybel unwrapper and everyone wants to fuck me

#reblogs #>75%

[alphabetcompletionist]

ABCDEFGHI KLMNOP RSTU W Y

21/26

#reblogs #>75%

[alphabetcompletionist]

might not be this saturday but the following one totally could. bring back the server, have other people on call if they wanna be. invite anyone watching the stream to play along. other word games if we can?

ABCDEFGHI KLMNOP RSTUVW Y

22/26

#and per se and #i know a scattergories website that i can put on a stream with a dummy player #the site also supports pictionary but idk how that works really #not aware of many other web ones that can support a larger group

[alphabetcompletionist]

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOP RSTUVWXYZ

25/26

if i was a gnome i wouldn't do any fucking jolly pranks or mischief im different i would mind my fucking business and drink chamomile with my wife in our separate beds and no we arent chaste we are raw dogging every single day but we sleep seperately because i am so small and when the sun rises i will turn back into stone in whatever position i was before the sun showed its fucking face and it would be really uncomfortable for her to roll over onto my little stone body and also i might get crushed because shes so big

this is my story

#reblogs #>75% #>90%

[alphabetcompletionist]

(We can drop the two Ukikis off the edge, we can drop the baby penguin off the edge, we can make the mama penguin fall off the edge, we can make the racing penguin fall off the edge, we can make Koopa the Quick fall off the edge, we can send Koopa the Quick to a parallel universe...)

ABCDEFGHI KLMNOPQRSTUVWxY

23/26

no one makes content like pannen

#reblogs #>75% #the X doesn't count 'cause it's not the letter X it's a multiplier X #but people will yell at me if i don't mention it

[alphabetcompletionist]

ABCDEFGHI LMNOPQRSTUVW Y

22/26

Well I'm gonna say at least some of them didn't

#reblogs #>75%