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one-time-i-dreamt · 4 months
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It was Christmas and I was playing a really fun game on my phone that was one of my presents. My mom asked me to unload the dishwasher and I woke myself up because I wanted to get the chore done so I could get back to playing my game. The game does not exist.
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saritaurez · 7 months
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Was having a conversation about this and now I’m curious.
What do you prefer: Automatic dishwasher or hand washing dishes?
Do you have ADHD or OCD?
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huariqueje · 9 months
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Untitled - Yvonne Lundehøj , 2020
Danish , b. 1968 -
Watercolour , 50 x 70 cm.
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star-trek-shallot · 5 months
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Chekov: What would happen if I put a whole bag of flour in the dishwasher?
Chekov: Would it turn into a big pile of dough that gummed up everything, thereby ruining the dishwasher? Or would the dishwasher be able to handle it?
Chekov: I've looked a bunch online and I can't find any examples of someone doing this.
Kirk:
Chekov:
Kirk: The Mythbusters retired too early.
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classycookiexo · 4 months
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This is genius, one of the many reasons of as to why I’m working very hard right now so I can design things like this
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Because the bedsheet ask was so random, I have another random ask…
When you wash cups, do you let them air dry or dry them with a towel…
How did 2024 get me to this point?
Now, listen up, maggots. Picture this:
There you are, posed in front of the sink (no dishwashers please, I'm too broke to know how dishwashers work, I've only read about them in Drarry fanfics). You stand there, and wipe the sweat from your forehead with the back of your hand.
Your cup, that you drank tea from but it was actually spiked with alcohol because your third cousin gossiped about your sister's husband to her mother-in-law and you're the go-between, is in your hand. You have just washed it.
The drops of water glisten in the noon sun. You wonder, briefly, why adulthood has you drinking before 1 pm. Then you brush that thought away like you did your sweat. Some things are best ignored.
What is important is the cup. You look at it, so wet and glistening and ready for you, and you wonder how to do it justice. Should you take the towel and gently rub it until it's dry and clean? Surely you should! You look around for the towel.
There hangs the towel, on the hook by the sink. It is coarse, and off-white, like eggified precome. Have you been reading too much fanfiction? No. Anyway, you reach for the towel, but pause midway.
The towel has been hanging there, moist from the last rubbing, fermented with bacteria and protozoans that yearn to feel its wetness and consume it. The fungi have not arrived yet, you take care to wash the towel enough for that. Or do you?
You hesitate, you do not remember the last time you washed the towel. Aftercare is a lost art, fading away like handweaving and ironworking and the knowledge that crumbled in Alexandria.
You look down at your darling cup, cradling so trustingly in the palm of your hand, still wet but not so much anymore, warming in the sunlight.
No, you decide. You will not sully your cup. You lay it aside to airdry, and cast one lingering glance at it before walking away.
The towel still remains on the hook, hanged for its crimes, left to its fate. Always to clean, never to be cleaned.
You have made the right choice. The cup will be pristine. The towel wilts in the noon sun, before hardening like plaster. A statue, a work of permanence, the mortification of the filth in flesh that the first ascetic Christians who settled in Ancient Rome preached.
All is well.
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yesterdaysprint · 2 years
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The Democrat News, Topeka, Kansas, September 18, 1924
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cerealkiller740 · 6 months
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1959 Hotpoint Dishwasher
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queerpossums · 9 days
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incomplete, incomprehensible, incoherent list of shit that helps me with understimulation
energy drinks (followed up by lots of water because i want to save what kidney function i have left)
spinning in a desk chair until i feel like im turning green
walking through frat row on a friday night
chewing gum
ordering enough espresso over ice that it looks like a cold brew
diy shows in a mildewy, sweaty basement
working boh during dinner rush
listening to very very very very loud music
chosing the "hot" spice level for thai curry
swimming in a spring-fed creek in early april
listening to a chaotic podcast where everyone is talking over each other and a ton of random shit is happening (well there's your problem is perfect for this)
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one-time-i-dreamt · 3 months
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I was the star of a Nickelodeon movie + my mom got a new dishwasher with a cupholder??
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jacky93sims · 1 year
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H&B Appliance Set (Part 2)
This is the second part of THIS set of conversion.
You can use the dishwasher alone with the moveobjects on cheat available, or put it inside a counter like the base game dishwasher. Microwave is functional too.
Dishwasher Facecount=1614 Vertexcount=1747
MacroWave Facecount=472 Vertexcount=499
DOWNLOAD HERE
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stonelovesbeer · 13 days
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misforgotten2 · 1 month
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Now you wash your dishes anywhere, church, the laundromat, under the overpass with you special friends!
American Home - December 1961
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elevenmayfieldz · 15 days
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hey my mom said im weird for doing utensils before plates so
*if you do not have a dishwasher pick the one you would do if emptying someone else’s dishwasher. never used button = do not know how they work
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02nd · 8 months
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goshyesvintageads · 1 year
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General Electric Corp, 1968
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