#dean winchester is NOT a blonde

[samwinchesterpsychiatry]

(tears streaming down my face) DEAN WINCHESTER AND HANNIBAL LECTER ARE NOT BLONDE!!!!!!

#PLS STOP SAYING THEY ARE !!! #pissing me off #supernatural #dean winchester #dean winchester is NOT a blonde #sam winchester #castiel #hannibal #nbc hannibal #hannibal lecter

[zombiegirldean]

being a woman in Supernatural world is so fucking horrifying. don't wear white, you will get fridged. don't be blonde, you will get fridged. Jessica Moore was forcibly stenciled into Mary Winchester's shape to turn the narrative engine of righteous violence. she's the inciting incident for the entire epic and we know literally nothing about her. bc why would we need to. the wife is the sister is the daughter is the mother and they're all dead, and they're all used as instruments to give men an excuse to cry. you can love a man and take him into your home for a year but you'll still never get close enough to touch him bc he's keeping you in a pristine little box of unsullied domesticity. he's keeping you SAFE and CLEAN. he's making arrangements for you. and when the narrative machine beckons he will set you gently back down and return to his real and important work. don't be a virgin, virgins get fridged. don't be a hellbitch, here comes the fridge. do NOT put on that white nightgown, that is the uniform of the fridge, but it's too late, you're already bleeding out on the ceiling, maybe you always have been.

#supernatural #spn #lisa braeden #jessica moore #mary winchester #ruby supernatural #jo harvelle #that post that's like. doomed by the narrative bc the writer is a misogynist. literally #sam and dean's occasional convictions that they cant get close to women bc their lives are too Dark and Serious & theyll put them in Danger #would be neurotic and self centered except they are literally right. they ARE cursed. #ellen's conviction that jo will die young if she hunts and dean's condescension towards her. would be misogynistic. #but theyre right. jo will get fridged. she's blonde. it is literally a plot point in no exit that the ghost wants to get her more bc shes #blonde #like. they live in misogyny world.

[highlyincorrect]

Upon hearing the good 911 news, I came to a scientific discovery about The Characters™️ (This took 15 minutes of my life)

#‘repressed’ and ‘blonde’ are relative of course #repressed internalised homophobia? repressed emotions? who can say #blonde? light brunette? who can say #911 abc #evan buck buckely #buck x eddie #alex russo #james t kirk #kirk/spock #harley quinn #rose tyler #tenth doctor #doctor who #tenrose #jedtavius #jedidiah x octavius #john watson #johnlock #dean winchester #destiel #peter parker #mobius m mobius #lokius #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #good omens #I HAVE NEVER WRITTEN THIS MANY TAGS IN MY LIFE GOD #venn diagram #bisexual

[uh-ohspaghettio]

I thinking about him rn

#blonde (2001) #Jensen ackles #dean winchester #spn

[twochildreninamoteldemo]

DEAN WINCHESTER; “ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE, PART II”

#he misses his daddy...</3 #click 4 better quality tumblr absolutely DESTROYED these #dean winchester #deanwinchesteredit #spnedit #supernaturaledit #spncaps #supernatural caps #ahbl #all hell breaks loose part ii #all hell breaks loose part 2 #natural blood stained blonde #mine #maven edits #still tied to me

[arcanespillo]

SPN 1x01 ―The O.C. 1x21

#sorry #blonde boys #SPN 1x01 #The O.C. 1x21 #ryan atwood #dean winchester #second image is edited #the show is way more saturated #parallels #i'm gonna say #the oc natural #spn #supernatural #jensen ackles #spn pilot #the oc

[give-bucky-his-boyfriend-back]

Sam: So you took that waitress on a date ?

Dean: Yes

Sam: Where?

Dean: A restaurant out of town

Sam: How long have you been seeing her?

Dean: couple of weeks

Sam: And your boyfriend's name is?

Dean: Cas.

Sam: I KNEW IT

Dean: NO I'm sorry. I thought you said friend. Cas is just my best friend

Cas: YOU BITCH

#sam and a legally blonde quote get it? #i personally think i'm hilarious #destiel #sam winchester #dean winchester #legally blonde #spn #supernatural

[hainethehero]

Glen Powell is so Jensen-coded

#glen powell #jensen ackles #dean winchester #hangman #jake seresin #supernatural #top gun maverick #theyre both bi #bisexual #tall blonde and gorgeous #theyre both idiots #they share one braincell #destiel #hangster #sereshaw #jensen coded

[goldenqingxin]

turns out i always fall for the “doomed by the narrative, queercoded, in love with my best friend” blond guys

#jason grace #newt tmr #were back at it again #dean winchester #yes he counts #noe archiviste #doomed to kill vani so he counts too #okay but we need to talk abt the parallels between jason and newt #they were treated the SAME WAY #insane. insane #AND THEN I FALL FOR THE DOOMED BLONDE X MC DARK HAIRED MC #full circle #NOOOOO

[buckevantommy]

he’s 26, dude. 🥺

#tiniest smolest blonde bean of a man #dean winchester in another life fr tho #evan buckley #s1!buck #911 1x09 #911 #.txt

[therabbitthatpostthings]

I love that Supernatural isn’t even trending today yet this is the most Blonde Dean Discourse I’ve seen in YEARS

#shitpost #shitposting #supernatural #spn #spn shitposts #ofmd #our flag means death #dean winchester #spn dean winchester #blonde Dean truthers and deniers have been battling in the notes all day #I love it #I’m 100% playing both sides #I have no morals or obligations I just like drama

[wisefoxluminary]

#spn #supernatural #destiel #dean x castiel #dean winchester #castiel #supernatural meme #taylor swift parody #castiel belongs with dean #he's the only one that understands him #source: instagram #so funny i had to share this #forgive me #castiel in a blonde wig cracks me up

[sammygender]

thinking about how dean winchester is expected (by john) to play both the part of wife - protective and nurturing, the heart of the home, keeping the family together - and the part of son - a “soldier”, fierce, aggressive, masculine. he’s split between these two roles, both intensely gendered in john’s mind…. of course he’s macho and annoying and weird about femininity. can you imagine how much less he would’ve been able to escape the role of wife and mother otherwise.

#girl dean is such a haunting concept like he’s already a mary substitute what if he looked like her too. #in my head kid dean is blonde which makes the parallels more apparent #oliver talks #dean winchester #A rare dean post from me resident samgirl who also feels insane about dean often #supernatural #spn

[uh-ohspaghettio]

I fully believe that at one point when Dean is a teenager and he and John are out of a case they notice some figures in suits following them around John insists it is monsters and that Dean and he must split up to keep them off their trail (in reality its just CPS but Dean never finds that out).

Before splitting up John gives Dean a handful of cash (which certainly isn't enough but Dean would never argue with his father) and is instructed to change his appearance in some way and lay low.

Dean would be lying if he said he wasn't a bit excited to do something new with his hair, he thought he was only allowed the military cut he got. He goes for the brightest blonde he can find at the drugstore. It's definitely poorly done but he reminds himself of Ponyboy from The Outsiders and he's secretly very happy about it.

That is until he's reunited with John eventually and John remarks that he was expecting himself to buzz his hair and not get some tacky girlish hairstyle

#source: i say so #sorry the brainworms took over #blonde dean winchester #spn #supernatural #dean winchester #john winchester #spn headcanon

[torturedpoetemotions]

Dean's Hair Color: A Breakdown

Or: why Dean is not blond

Note: When capturing the colors I attempted to go for the midtones, rather than the shadows or highlights, for accuracy and consistency.

You can see in the photo of 4yo Dean that he is very blonde, with his hair several shades lighter and brighter than either the "dark blonde" or "light brown" options.

But at every other time, for every other actor cast to play Dean including Jensen, the midtones in his hair are darker than even the light brown option's midtones.

Ergo, Dean is not a blond. He had blond hair as a very young child that darkened as he got older, which is fairly common, similar to how some kids have blue eyes as babies that eventually change.

#supernatural #dean winchester #blonde dean discourse #also lbr jensen is a blond the way every ash brown haired white girl who insists she has 'natural highlights' is a blond #i.e. not at all without a trip to the salon every six weeks

[twochildreninamoteldemo]

see i love john winchester. as a character, he slaps. he’s also hot. and i understand him. he’s got so much grief and love inside him but it sometimes rots him from the inside, and he’s a little bit insane at this point, and he’s abusive, but he’s also protective, and he neglects his kids, but he’d also sell his soul for them. he’s so focused on revenge for a love that was predestined for him that he forgets himself sometimes, and he’s complicated, and he’s such a fucking good character.

see i love dean winchester. he’d do anything for his baby brother. he’s loving and fierce and practically raised sam as much as john did. but he’s also abusive. he’d kill anyone to save sam and also lay his life down for his brother but that means owning sam just as much. sam’s body and soul belong to dean. and he’s funny and he’s cute and he’s honorable and he saves people and he’s so fucking handsome and he has daddy issues and childhood trauma and eldest daughter syndrome and anger issues and abandonment issues and he sexualizes himself to control the beauty he’s been cursed with, flaunts it to his gain because that’s the way he’s been used as bait since he was a little kid. and yes he sometimes treats sam like shit--gaslights him, manipulates him. and he’s complicated, and he’s such a fucking good character.

and then there’s sam. there’s no doubt im biased towards him. sam’s the culmination of a long line of familial trauma, a boy with a streak of freak running through him--the grossness was always in his veins. a boy with powers he doesn’t understand, with a life he hates but a family he loves and too young to understand the loss and cycle that got them there. so he rebels and he tries to leave, once he makes it to flagstaff to escape the abuse and the life and dean takes the brunt of it, and when he runs away the second time, he’s told it’s for good. but he can’t escape his fate, so the loss of his father becomes his own and the brother beside him becomes his stronghold, and that means submitting, and that means sacrifice. returning to an abusive relationship of the person who needs him most and the person he needs the most. codependency. and he manipulates right back, lashes out violently to the abuse, hurting dean in the process, and warps himself darkly to his surroundings, and when the freakishness rises to the top, none of them can understand it, except for the devil of the god he’d been praying to all along. and he’s complicated and he’s such a fucking good character.

these are how i understand these characters. so when i say i’m deancrit, or im johncrit, or i hate how dean treats sam or john treats dean or whatever whatever, this is the cycle i’m talking about here. they’re all fucked up. i don’t hate any of them, but to me, to deny the abuse in these relationships would be unthinkable. the power dynamics will always be there. i want people to understand that when i criticize these characters...this is what i mean.

#john winchester #dean winchester #sam winchester #deancrit #johncrit #john winchester's a+ parenting #sammy #natural blood stained blonde #in the name of the father #spn meta #fandom wank adjacent #maven rambles