love the contrast between dick, who hates doing homework and would rather do anything else
vs jason, who genuinely enjoys doing his homework and doesnt mind skipping patrol for it:
also, jason was concerned about his grades slipping due to missed assignments, but his teacher (and his GPA) says he's doing great? his teacher's only criticism was that he needs to be more social!
he's probably the type of student who thinks a B is terrible tbh
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Bruce is on thin ice, but him giving Jason a piggyback ride is so cute.
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I love you Selina but absolutely fucking not
“He almost got himself killed because you taught him to be a good man"
No he fucking didn't. Jason taught himself to be a good man. Jasons life fucked him over and he became a good man despite that. He knows that he has to be the one to protect the vulnerable people of Gotham because no one else will. Because he knows from first hand experience what it's like to be on the receiving end of Gotham's cruelty.
He almost got himself killed because HE taught himself to be a good man.
I hate the assumption that Jason was born to be a fuck up. That he was always going to become a criminal. But NO! ‘Bruce the saviorTM’ saved Jason from his poor worthless self and turned him into a good man!!
It's fucked up and dc should do better.
l know Bruce helped guide Jason, but Jason is who he is despite Bruce. Not because of him.
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I really didn’t expect to see Bruce Jason piggy back rides making a return ever, let alone in Gotham War, but it certainly is a thing that happened.
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Ugh... Catwoman #58 has such fanfic vibes, I can't. Jason keeps calling Bruce "B" and then Bruce gives him a piggyback ride to safety. "Put me down, B, I'm not a kid!" JASON WOULD NEVER. Jason would stab Bruce and then curb stomp him for fucking his brain chemistry over. Then Selina keeps acting like a mother hen as if Jason is her step-son or something. Weird vibes all around.
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Day 58 of daily batjokes:
Out of context batjokes is gay af
You're way too close for a straight man Bruce
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The baby bats and birds are fully mature when they outgrow their crush onBarbara Gordon
Dick and her were alone with Bruce for a long time, young, full of hope and adrenaline, the cutest teenager crush, both were heartbroken when Dick decides to left Gotham and fully becomes a Titan. But time did its effect and now they are BFF.
For the other, Jay, Tim, Duke...Pictures yourself, all excited to become a vigilante, and there is this savage mermaid holding you in an armbar, winning the sparring, and she's in a wheelchair.
She's strong, knew how to adapt with her condition, smarter than Bruce and, 80% of missions are successful because she guides you, gentle with you and gorgeous.
Heart goes boum boum.
Whereas she's more of a big sister/godmother to Steph, Cass, Harper.
Did I say every baby bats and birds ? Except Damian. Lil Bat still need to proceed that time stray cats went for Catwoman instead of him.
Barbara needed to realized she didn't have a crush on Bruce at the time but an unlimited amount of admiration.
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correct me if i'm wrong, but the only other rogue who's expressed interest in teaming up with batman so far has been catwoman, right?
"marvelous physique" penguin, are you flirting 🤨
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You know, I saw all this Tini Howard hate getting flung around and thought to myself "misogyny??" Having not read any of her work.
But after reading Catwoman 58 I kinda get it now. The tone shift... what the hell???
At least Jason was uh. Funny. And pushed himself to help a kid. And put the needs of the city above his own. I guess.
But good gravy... if this ends with Bruce getting away with what he did to Jason? Riot. We riot.
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Batman: [about Jason] I fixed him
Jason: *literally unable to walk 4 blocks without almost dying*
Separately, so fucking funny that in spite of asking multiple times Selina still doesn’t know exactly Bruce did to Jason.
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