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ryemiffie · 1 day

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More quotes from my day as batfam incorrect quotes:

Robin(Damian): I'm actually one of Batman's favourites.

Superboy(Jon): Batman has favourites?!

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Literally Batman at some point: No Tim you can not have more batgadgets. Oh? Jason is trying to end the world? Well at least he's found something that makes him happy.

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file808 · 2 months

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I have a head cannon that non of the batboys favorite superhero is batman, but they don't know that he isn't Tim and Damians favorite.

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Jason or the most loyal Wonder Woman fan: Dick I can't believe that you're a Superman fan

Dick an superman fan: Hey at least I'm better than him. *Points to Damian*

Damian: Tt I'll have you know that I'm an avid fan of Black Canary. Father is not my favorite hero unlike somebody. *Glares at Tim*

Tim: You know that Batman's not my favorite hero right?

Dick genuinely shocked: WAIT WHAT!?!?

Jason: Yah Tim, Damian makes sense but you??? You have been such a Batman fan sense the beginning.

Tim: Like a year after becoming Robin Batman stopped being my favorite. Why is this such a surprise?

Damian: So Drake who's your favorite now?

Tim: Green Lantern!

Dick: Which one? There's a whole Corp of them.

Tim: ...

Jason: Tim...which one??

Tim:*Sigh* Hal Jordan.

Bruce in the distance: REALLY HAL JORDAN?!!!?!!

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damianwayne0 · 4 months

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Bruce: Damian,half of the league wants you dead !

Damian: Wow , A month ago it was the whole league , things are looking up.

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damianwayne-bloodson · 4 months

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Y/N: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.

Damian: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.

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bat-stuff · 10 months

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Damian: if you keep doing stuff like this we can't be seen in public together

Jon, who has managed to fit an entire package of marshmallows in his mouth: mhugh?

Damian: Jesus christ spit those out before you choke

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lyninabin · 2 months

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talking about escape rooms and damian overhears and

damian wayne: see when others pay you to do it its fun and exciting. when I drug some one and lock them in a chest slowly sinking into the Potomac River its a terrifying and unacceptable responce to a minor inconvience

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alfredsolos · 1 year

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Tim: Hey~ Demon. What you doi-

Tim *almost gets stabbed*: Woah woah woah, it's me it's me!

Damian *huffs*: Why do you insist on sneaking up on me, knowing full well the amount of knives I carry around?

Tim: Knife? A Knife?! That's a freaking- I don't know- a mini sword! How long is that?!

Damian *gasps*: My Goodness Drake! You have just discovered a knife! Which is a- drum roll please...

Tim:

Damian: A small version of a sword. Congratulations on your discovery.

Tim:

Damian: I can't imagine how excited you'd be to learn about mini-fridges!

Tim: And yet you complain about us calling you a Demon.

Tim *mumbling*: Little bastard...

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rehdhood · 1 year

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jason: rules are made to be broken.

dick: they were made to be followed. nothing is made to be broken.

jason: uh, piñatas.

damian: glow sticks.

jason: karate boards.

damian: spaghetti when you have a small pot.

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jackie-q · 22 days

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Dami noooo

Damian: How dare you force me to come to the realization that I value your pathetic life and then allow it to cease in a way such as this! Such actions will not be tolerated!

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httpsclarye · 2 years

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Damian: *Sets the kitchen on fire*

Tim, panicking: Where’s the responsible adult??

Damian: He’s asleep on the couch

Jason: Don’t worry guys, I got this. Hand me a bucket of water.

Jason, dumps water on Dick: Wake up dumbass, the kitchen is on fire.

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vodrae · 5 months

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Rich pregnant socialite: So we went to this clinic and let them manipulate our genes so we're 100% sure our child won't have any disease, he will have my hair and his father eyes and so much things we did for him! And you Bruce ?

Brucie: Found em in the trash. Except Tim, he found me in the trash.

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ryemiffie · 1 month

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More quotes from my day as Batman incorrect quotes:

Dick: screw 'spill the tea' I'm gonna need you to pour me some of that hot goss' sauce.

Damian: You know what, just for that I'm not telling you what happened.

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file808 · 2 months

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I have a head cannon that non of the batboys favorite superhero is batman, but they don't know that he isn't Tim and Damians favorite. Here's how I think Bruce would react.

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Damian: Father may I get this Black Canary Keychain?

Bruce: Oh sure Damian. I didn't know you liked hero merchandise?

Damian: Normally I do not but I find Black Canary an exception to this. Because of her adequate hero skills.

Tim: I didn't know you were a Black Canary fan.

Damian: Yes well you don't know everything about me drake. She is actually favorite hero.

Bruce: She's. Your. What?

Damian: My favorite hero and you are not. I don't get how thats such a hard topic for to rap your head around.

Bruce: *sighs* At least I still have Tim.

Tim: About that.

Bruce: Oh come on! I'm guessing that she's your favorite too?

Tim: No she's my second favorite!

Bruce: Then whose your favorite?

Tim: Green Lantern.

Bruce: please don't let it be Hal.

Tim: ...

Bruce: It's Hal!!?!

Tim: *sighs and nods*

One day later a yellow batman challenges Hal to a fight.

《Keep in mind this is all just my headcannons》

@avayarising

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damianwayne0 · 3 months

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Y/n: Damian!

Damian: Yes beloved?

Y/n , putting on her shoe: I am going out ! Do u want something to eat !?

Damian, smirking : Yeah, you.

Y/n : ....*beep beep* *beep beep* Hey , Raven imma little sick, can we go out later? Thanks love ya~

Damian : I was kidding-

•The rest is unfortunately a history•

Raven: *sighs* I better get some nephews and nieces

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damianwayne-bloodson · 3 months

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Y/N: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside Damian: Damian: Y/N, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn... Y/N: *Sips coffee from bowl*

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bat-stuff · 11 months

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*after Dick gets hurt on a mission*

Tim: How does Dick look?

Damian: A little better than you, actually.

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