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swagship-sideblog · 1 year

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pro-fiction pro-whatever lolicon cartoon fan. dont like - dont look

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The main things I enjoy at the moment are: Ed Edd & Eddy, Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends, Ojamajo Doremi, Mob Psycho 100, Homestuck, and whatever other shit i'm into at the moment

Read more below to see my fav ships & characters!

Current Waifus:

Senoo Aiko - my baby, my one and only, I love her so much........... I relate to her on so many levels and just love her alot... I actually have 2 different narratives in my head for this one, one where my self insert is a cute lil catboy who gets sent to her universe, and one where she magically shows up in mine. I could talk about her for hours but all you need to know is that she's my sweetheart of the whole world and I love her <333

Double Dee - i would do. so many things. i shant say...

Ships I like:

Anything ed edd & eddy - any combination of the characters works for me. I love all of them so much

MobRei - been a fan of this one for years, always been there for me and I quite enjoy it [ageswap AU is my fav <33]. Many of the fics I read of them are very cathartic to me, so these 2 hold a special place in my heart

RitMob - also love this one, it's very very cute, was there for me when I was stuck hanging out with antis but my love for mob could never be fully repressed <3

Rickorty - this one's so fucked up but my brain loves it lmao... the first time I read a fic of them I got suuuuper guilty about it the next day, but unfortunately I find guilt pretty hot so this one latched onto my brain like a virus, huge fan

Stridercest - pretty much all forms of it are right up my alley. Don't post about it as much currently but it's an absolute longtime CLASSIC and I love it. Most recently was on an alpha stridercest kick because I love dom shotas and watching Dave fight for his life

Kris x Spamton - I absolutely love the themes being developed in deltarune so far, and I feel like these 2 characters and their interactions explore the themes relating to control and freedom very beautifully... both Kris and Spamton are characters whose struggles I can relate to easily/empathize with, so some of the fics I read of them can be very cathartic and comforting... alot of complex emotions arise from this ship, and I really love it. its also really hot lol.

SaiGenos - oh man.... cyborgs...... I read a fic where some of Genos' wires get fucked up and he needs Saitama to plug them back in cuz hes basically immobile until they get fixed... and OUGH it's really hot..... I read alot more im addition to this, but this one was REALLY good

Scratch x Molly: I enjoy a veeery specific wholesome flavor of this ship, but not many people draw it the way I like (last I checked), so any fellow shippers feel free to say hi lol

Style (south park) - this one is an ABSOLUTE classic, a childhood favorite of mine, and im glad to say it lives on in my heart after all these years <3

Kyman (just a little) - I can have a little kyman... as a treat :3

And many others......

Other Waifus (for historical purposes):

Bloo: jeeeze louise he's so cute. He's such a little brat I just wanna pick him up and shake him around <3 bloo crying 10 minute compilation on loop

Dirk Strider - had a big phase of liking him lol. He's really cute <3

Eddy - I need to put him in a dress and make him cry tears of pleasure

Eric Cartman - I have a thing for little chubby boys in drag btw

Brobot - yes, the battle robot dirk made in his image. It's hot. I like to imagine giving it a personality <33

Mob - unfortunately I was hanging out with antis during my original Mob Psycho phase, so I didn't really accept my love for him & he didn't register in my brain like that... but I still had dreams of cuddling with him and fantasized of being able to meet him and comfort him (and got really high an pretended to cuddle with him using my cat lol), so I believe he still counts

Reigen. - I had a pretty substantial reigen obsession during my first mp100 phase, I have a 125 image porn collection of him from back them lmfao. He's pretty alright

Hal 9000 (2001 a Space Odyssey) - I fucking love hal

Karkat Vantas - excuse my french but I need his transboy tentacle cock in my mouth he is very cute

Mituna Captor - Mituna.......... yippee!!!

Dave Strider - he's every transmascs favorite character of course I like him... tried writing a self insert kissing practice gone wrong fanfic but I couldn't get his dialogue right so I gave up lol

Charles Calvin (Henry Stickmin) - now I know this one's pretty out of place compared to the rest but uh... yeah he was probably my BIGGEST obsession with a fictional character... like it was detrimental at some points lol. But man I really wanted to fuck this stick figure X] I actually created a Google drive folder with about 230 pictures of Henry stickmin porn, even including a document with all the sources I could find lol. If you recognize me from this information, no you don't

Genos (OPM) - god I was reeeeaaally into him when I was watching one punch man and I LOVED him. I still love him just focused on other characters atm <3

And probably some others

Other fav characters

Hunter (TOH) - bro he's just like me fr fr... quite love him and want to see him happy

Scratch (tgamm) - DUDE he's so silly funny, so goofy silly..... these so underrated and ppl need to appreciate him more >:3

Kyle (SP) - mannnn Kyle is pretty cute, some of these south park characters are nearing the waifu tier, it's going to be very silly goofy

Kenny (SP) - dude kenny is one of my classic childhood crushes, shoutout kenny lol

Spongebob (Squarepants) - another one of my childhood crushes, youll see me occasionally post about him too lol.

+ plenty others lol

#proship please interact #profic

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wolfsgravity · 2 years

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DIRK: Do you know why I called you here

REMEE: No

DIRK: Well for one thing

DIRK: You’re funny

DIRK: We’re standing a socially acceptable distance away from each other

DIRK: You can’t see my eyes at all

DIRK: Yet you’re blushing

REMEE: You wonder why I thought my feelings for you were ever pitch

DIRK: We’ll have that nebulous “feelings” talk

DIRK: Sometime

DIRK: Not now

REMEE: Thank troll Christ

REMEE: (cuz the human one doesn’t need to be involved ig)

DIRK: What I called you here to say was

DIRK: If you’re not going to update your Godtier outfit like I did and instead are going to wear your casual clothes

DIRK: Your civvies, if you will

DIRK: You need to change the color of your tank top.

REMEE: Ex-fucking-squeeze me?

DIRK: Black tank top was my thing

REMEE: And you have cool new digs!

DIRK: People are going to think you’re obsessed with me

REMEE: I hate white shirts, they stain so easy!

DIRK: Wear a different color then

REMEE: Fuck OFF, Strider, the black works with the Pokeball.

DIRK: Correct me if I’m wrong…..

DIRK: But there are OTHER Pokeball designs with different colors.

DIRK: Seeing you in a shirt that almost looks like mine makes me feel…

DIRK: …

REMEE: …?

DIRK: Later. You like purple, make a purple shirt or something.

REMEE: I look awful in purple

DIRK: I doubt you look ‘awful’ in anything

REMEE: :///0!

DIRK: Well would you look at the time I’ve suddenly got to go do very important stuff in places that aren’t here

DIRK: Weird

DIRK: (good thing these glasses cover half my face, I’m probably blushing too now)

REMEE: WHAT

DIRK: BYE

#crush: a rogue and a prince #i guess i'm back on my bullshit

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grimxark · 4 years

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Edits for my kidswap AU

#alternatives for dave cuz idk if i want him to be birdtier or dogtier... ive been. thinking.#june egbert #rose lalonde #jade harley #dave strider #jade strider #dave harley #june lalonde #rose egbert #kidswap #homestuck #mine #my art #alpha draws

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guardian-of-butts · 6 years

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GUYS. NOT ONLY IS IT FRIDAY THE 13th, IT IS ALSO FUCKING 4/13! FUCKING CELEBRATE HOMESTUCK LIKE THERE IS NO TOMORROW! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

#art is not mine #homestuck 413 #Celebrate #homestuck #john egbert #friday the 13th #not the game though #aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!#this is fucking awesome!#dave strider #rose lalonde #jade harley #karkat vantas #and all the rest cuz Im too lazy to type everyones name

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britishloaf · 2 years

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EGBERT : “dude why are you so high up?”

DAVE : “cuz im fly egbert get with the program here”

Futuristic Rosemary Also Entails Their Futuristic Family And Friends. Dave Strider And Egbert Are Some Of The Bestest Bros In The Galaxy.

Also, My Good Friend Thought It Would Be A Good Running Gag That Whenever Egbert Tries To Say Their Name It Immediately Gets Cut Off, So No One Knows Apart From Dad. Of Course Dad Doesn’t Mine Calling His Child By The Surname, It Reflects A Lot Of Maturity And Respect For One Another. Obviously.

#homestuck #egbert #john egbert #june egbert #dave strider #futuristic #futuristicrosemaryau #digital art

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entishramblings · 4 years

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You Have Pretty Hair [Legolas X Reader]

A.N: so this one shot has some pieces from my fanfic (link in description) but I altered it for a legolas x reader formate cuz I figured you all would be interested because on wattpad so many users said they loved it! So if you recognize it....that’s why!!!

Request: none

Pairing: Legolas X Reader

Summary: (Y/N) is traveling with the fellowship and they end up drinking one night and Legolas has to take care of (Y/N)

Word Count: 2,270

Warnings: none

(gif not mine)

MASTERLIST

(Y/N), a young female ranger of the Dunedain and close friend of Aragorn’s, grinned when she saw a worn down sign that read: The White Lion Inn. She had chosen to accompany the fellowship on the quest to destroy the one ring, for her sword skills and healing abilities would provide useful. She had trained under Isildur’s heir for many years and was well aquatinted with the lays of the lands.

The weary members of the fellowship trudged through the door hoping for a comfortable bed, hot meal, and some quality ale. When they entered, the diverse group was immediately greeted by the sound of drunk humans and off-pitch tavern songs. Many uncertain eyes wandered across them for they had just demolished a pack of orcs so they were quite a sight to see. (Y/N) had a bloody head wound and was splashed with dark orc blood; Boromir, Aragorn, and Gimli had a handful of superficial cuts whereas Legolas was completely unscathed. Not to mention they were accompanied by a wizard and four hobbits. An interesting group indeed.

The wooden walls of the tavern were dimly lit by candles and lanterns while the room was filled with intoxicated, dirt covered travelers—not the most appealing of types. Furthermore, the stale air smelled of ale and three days old piss. But alas, it was better than the bone chilling coldness of outside and the threat of Sauron’s spies.

Gandalf suggested they get cleaned up before diving into drinking, but (Y/N) had other ideas.

She smirked at the sight before her. She loved taverns and she loved drinking. She hadn't had any alcohol since her arrival at Rivendell so she was quite deprived from the ensnaring numb sensation it provided.

The female Ranger immediately walked up to the barkeep and tossed a coin onto the counter, "One pint of the good stuff."

The bar tender glanced at the blood covered woman and raised his eyebrows, but he did not question anything for he often saw strange folk with strange business in this part of town. He plucked a glass from the shelves behind him and generously poured a tall tankard with bitter ale. He slid it across the counter towards her and she offered a quick thanks.

......

It was not long until most of the fellowship had started drinking. Gandalf, Sam, and Frodo had retired early for they were exhausted and had no interest in getting drunk. Merry, Pippin, and Gimli however had started a drinking contest while the two human men observed with laughter. Legolas only had two pints, which did absolutely nothing for him. (Y/N) on the other hand was on her 6th? 7th? She had lost track a long time ago and was completely utterly waisted.

Currently, the female ranger was on the top of the table dancing and laughing with the two hobbits (who were slightly less drunk). The three beings’ arms were locked and they were swinging around and around giggling uncontrollably. Merry and Pippin sung tavern songs terribly while accidentally kicking the bowls of peanuts to the floor with their large hairy feet. It was quite a sight, amusing to all onlookers.

Pippin nodded in Legolas's direction. The elf was sitting at the bar talking to the barkeep for he was the quiet type and preferred calm company.

"(Y/N), what do you think of Legolas?"

She stumbled and let out a loud belch before slurring out, "He's ssuper talll."

Pippin grinned, "I agree with you there as I am quite short as well! But he’s considered average if you compare him to Strider and Boromir.”

A confused look crossed the ranger's face for a moment before she giggled again.

“Oh....right....”

She then called out to Boromir sitting below her, “PASS ME ANOTHER PINT!"

The Gondorian immediately handed her another and she took a big swig from it.

With his elf hearing, Legolas listened in on the conversion. He couldn't help but smirk at the drunken stupidity of (Y/N). He observed that she had always been a carefree spirit and it seemed that alcohol brought that aspect out further. However, as soon as he heard her call for another pint he knew he needed to interfear. She was incredibly intoxicated and adding another drink to that would not be smart. Legolas left his stool and briskly walked towards the table of his friends.

(Y/N)’s grin widened when she saw the elven prince, "Legolas!"

Merry then insisted that he join their dancing and (Y/N) released another giggle, but the moment was interrupted as the female Ranger lost her footing and fell forward—off the table. She felt her body smack against something firm that smelled of pine and honey. Quite strange for something that smelled so good to be in this less than tasteful place. She squinted in puzzlement as the world around her distorted; it was upsidedown, twisted, warped.

What was going on?

Her gaze landed on bright blue eyes that stared down at her with uncertainty. That’s when the realization hit her. She was in Legolas’s arms. She frowned.....and her tunic was soaked wet? The alcohol must have spilled out of the tankard that she had been holding. She lazily examined Legolas and a giggle escaped her lips when she realized he was also covered in the ale.

(Y/N) continued to marveled at the blonde elf who was evaluated her drunken state. She laughed again. "You have muscly arms," she said with a slur.

Legolas sighed and made eye contact with Aragorn. The uncrowned king nodded, knowing exactly what Legolas was asking. They both silently agreed that (Y/N) had had enough.

“All right," the elf said as he put her down, "You're done." The last part of his sentence sounded stern, commanding, and showed that he was slightly pissed off—not that the drunk ranger could pick up on that.

Legolas didn't understand how she got so careless to drink this much while they were on a very important mission. Quite frankly, he was surprised Aragon had let it get this far as he had assumed the figure of older brother long ago; but alas, (Y/N) was a grown woman who was perfectly capable of making her own decisions.

The Elven Prince took the half filled pint from her hand and passed it to Boromir. Legolas then grabbed her arm and slightly tugged her in the opposite direction, but she reached out and snatched the unfinished pint from the Gondorian. She quickly took another big gulp before Legolas pulled the tankard from her hand once again. He firmly set it down on the table and shot Borimir a look.

The elf then pulled the grumbling ranger by her arm, more forcefully this time. He lead her to the barkeep and held her upright, "One room key please,"

The man looked at the state of the drunk woman and chuckled, "Good luck with that one."

He passed the elven prince the key and Legolas tugged (Y/N) to the crooked wooden stairs. He motioned for her to go up. She glanced at the step and let out another giddy laugh before lifting her leg. She was able to climb up a couple steps before falling back against Legolas chest. He easily caught her and held her waist until she regained some balance. She again lifted her foot but immediately stumbled. Legolas shook his head in frustration, bent down slightly, and scooped her up bridal style. He began to assend the stairs as she whined to go back for another pint. The elf’s ears turned light pink as he heard his friends snickering at the current situation he was in. He chose to ignore it; someone had to take care of her.

Legolas opened the door to the small room and sat (Y/N) down on the bed, her legs dangling off the side. He poured some water from a pitcher onto a towel and turned back to the drunk woman. He gently wiped her face with it, making sure to erase the dirt and dried blood from the outdoor adventure.

Legolas carefully began to clean the small wound on her head. He wished she would have done so earlier for an injury was not to be left untended; but alas, when she made a decision she stuck by it.

He watched as (Y/N)’s eyebrows furrowed and she tried to pull away from the cloth. "Cold, cold, cold," she grumbled like a child.

Legolas sighed, "(Y/N), don't make this difficult."

She groaned once more before letting out another giggle. The blonde elf raised his eyebrows in question.

"You," She slurred, "have prettyyy hair.”

She reached her hand out and grasped a handful of his blonde locks, “Can youu braid mine like that some day!?”

He chuckled, “Maybe.”

Legolas reached upward and carefully untangled her fingers from his hair for he was fearful that, in her drunk state, she would end up getting them stuck in it.

The Prince had dealt with a lot of intoxicated elves in his lifetime, but (Y/N)’s behavior was so innocent and seemed to be even more amusing. Humans—always an interesting species. He still was angry at her lack of self control when it came to drinking, but it was hard not to smile at her intoxicated actions and words.

The blue eyed elf's hands made their way to her hair. He gently pulled out the tie from the messily twisted bun, allowing her locks to cascade down her shoulders.

"(Y/N)," Legolas started.

She let out another giddy laugh.

Legolas sighed, "What is it now?"

"I thinks I had too many alcohols."

Legolas smirked at her improper grammar, "Yes, indeed you did."

She let out yet another giggle.

"(Y/N), your tunic is wet with ale and orc blood. Do you wish me to find a servant to assist you?"

She closed her eyes and shook her head while grasping onto his sleeve, "Youu just help me."

Legolas lips parted as he felt a blush creep up his neck and upon his ears. He cleared his throat, "(Y/N), I'm not su—"

The woman interrupted him, "You." She paused in attempt to gather her drunk words together, "I trustt you over some random strangeeer."

Legolas let out a nervous exhale but nodded.

He ruffled through her bag until he came across an extra black tunic. He grasped the soft fabric in his calloused hands and stood in front of her.

"Are you wearing anything under this?"

She nodded. Her words slurring as she spoke, "MHhmm, uunderrrgarments to coverr my brea—"

He interrupted her awkwardly, "(Y/N), I know how basic anatomy and clothing work."

Legolas gently took hold of the bottom of her dirty tunic and begun to pull it up and over her head, careful not to get any orc blood on her skin. He could feel his cheeks heating even more as her shirt rose; he was just grateful she was too intoxicated to notice. He gently untangled her arms from the disgusting fabric and removed it completely.

She sat on the bed with eyes closed as she begun to sway slightly. The blonde elf's gaze trailed down her body cautiously, taking in her appearance. Her undergarment encased her chest, covering what needed to be. However, it clearly accentuated the curves of her breasts and the shape of her torso. He watched as her skin and toned muscles rippled ever so slightly with small movements. She was utterly beautiful, despite her terribly drunken state. Legolas swallowed dryly. He felt the desire to touch her soft skin and inch his hands over her form crept into his mind; but he did not want that while she was intoxicated. Her well-being was his top priority. Besides, they were not courting. He doubted she even knew of his affections.

Legolas pulled the new, clean tunic over her head and assisted her in getting her arms through. He felt slightly relieved that it was over for the situation had been quite compromising.

If anyone had walked in......

If Aragorn had walked in.....

The elf’s mind wandered slightly at the thought of his friend. Strider made no move to assist Legolas with the intoxicated young woman that he had trained. It was almost as if he had let the elf take care of her on purpose.

Legolas blushed.

That cheeky bastard.

Aragorn had to have done that on purpose. Legolas remembered all the times Strider had paired him and the female Ranger to collect firewood and watch for Sauron’s enemies. The man’s twinkling eyes and mischievous looks......he definitely did this on purpose.

Legolas sighed once again before tuning back the (Y/N). He quickly pulled off her boots and then pulled back her covers. He then helped her climb into the soft comfort of the feathery bed. The Elven Prince sat on the edge of the mattress and gently ran his hand through her hair to coax her to sleep; and there he stayed watching over her.

.......

The female ranger walked down the stairs to the tavern. She was rubbing her temples and groaning with every step. Her head pounded like drums, the light blinded like white fire, and everything was just too damn loud.

She saw that most of the fellowship was all sitting around a table across the room, many of them with the same problem as her.

Legolas unexpectantly appearing near her and chuckled when she walked past him, "feeling better?"

She sent him a death glare and grumbled in response. She plopped down on the bench across from Merry and Pippin and next to Boromir.

The Gondorian nudged the female ranger, "Do you have any memory of last night?"

She groaned, "Why? What happened?"

At that moment Aragorn slid onto the bench next to (Y/N) with a big grin on his face. He spoke with a tone filled of taunting amusement, "Legolas took care of your drunk ass!”

(Y/N) groaned at that statement and put her head on the table.

Of fucking course.

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sincerely-raine · 3 years

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Aizawa playing minecraft be like:

-His house is made of dirt cuz he doesn't care

-Has a habit of trying to use his capture weapon on hostile mobs, forgetting that he's playing a video game and not fighting villains irl

-Asks Mojang to add capture weapons

-Never uses his bed, literally stays up all night in the game

-But he gets annoyed when mobs attack him while he's farming so he sleeps anyways

-Tbh the only reason he plays this game is cuz Shinsou and Eri wanted him to

-Default skin type guy, he is

-Doesn't understand speedruns, likes playing at a normal pace

-Prob gets lost everytime when he's adventuring (I feel this with him)

-Has never owned a dog in the game, tamed 20 cats in one game and goes through a depressive episode when they die

-So he keeps them all at his house when he goes mob hunting/adventuring/mining

-He doesn't even bring one

-Doesn't regret not bringing them either when a creeper blows him up

-His favorite mob is Endermen, he feels like he can relate to them

-Shinsou tricked him into eating a pufferfish the first time Aizawa played

-He hates pufferfish now

-It's shocking how numb he feels when he finds diamonds

-Like bruh

-Then again it's Aizawa so 🤷 what do you expect lol

-Likes riding striders, he just thinks they're cute

-Prob switches to creative so he can spawn one at his house and keep it like a pet

-Also has an iron golem

-This is unrelated but one time I was playing mc and I saw an iron golem holding a rose. Most wholesome shit I've ever seen.

That's all I can think of for him lol

#bnha #aizawa shouta #bnha aizawa #aizawa #aizawa sensei #bnha shouta aizawa #shoto aizawa #aizawa bnha #mha aizawa #aizawa shouta imagines #aizawa headcanons #aizawa headcanon #eraserhead

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fallencrowkarma · 2 years

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THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING- XIAO ABSOLUTELY JUST PUTS A WOODEN DOOR IN FRONT OF IT LIKE "There" and Albedo's just 😐

Later Albedo makes a whole secret entrance to it-

Albedo who needs Redstone for wiring purposes and potions purposes so goes with Scara and/or Xiao, they accidentally find a mine... Scaramouche is INSTANTLY gone looking for a minecart chest- he will die for that-

Albedo is wanting to fix up the mineshaft cuz... he wants to make it actually workable- like where you can use the rails and everything (I tried doing that MULTIPLE TIMES-)

Albedo gets lost in the mineshaft easily so Xiao and Scaramouche are now on a rescue mission-

You may or may not see "Albedo was killed by Zombie" in the chat- or "Albedo tried to swim in lava"

Tho once he gets his Redstone it's back to the surface-

He hates mining because of how fast you run out of torches and one misstep and you might die from fall damage. He'll mine for coal on the surface of those mountains thanks-

Tho once he has enough Redstone you see a bomb as light system and everything, he KNOWS how to use those daylight sensors.

And once they go to the nether you KNOW he's stocked up on fire resistance potions- he got an enchantment table and took everyone's armor and added enchantments too them- he tried his best to get the fire resistance enchantments.

Scaramouche's favorite enchantments are putting fire aspect and knockback on his sword- it's even funnier if it's on a wooden sword-

Xiao doesn't really care if he has enchantments or not but he does like fire aspect because instant chickens pork and beef.

Albedo likes the thorns enchantments on his arm because any time a monster attacks him it gets hurt and he's just "HA! Nice try"

Also likes fire aspect and knockback(can you tell I'm on love with the fire aspect knockback duo? Lmao-) as well as unbreaking and mending on all of his things... they ain't breaking on his watch. He's the smartest when it comes to that

Scaramouche also just takes aqua affinity on his pick axe and respiration so he can mine underwater when he finds good shit in underwater caves

You know Albedo HAD to take one if those weird new nether mobs I think it was called strider? They're so cute and you can out a saddle on them! So you know Albedo went back to the overworld, made a huge area for them with lava so the don't freeze and brought them back- "dog army? No, I prefer strider army"

Xiao goes to jungle biomes and brings back an army if cats

Cue Scara and Xiao fighting over which is better

While Albedo cuts in saying "We all know the strider is better"

Scara: "shut the fuck up those things look so weird and stupid and they freeze to death if they aren't on lava"

I can not think of a single thing to add to this but pls know that i'm highly enjoying this dbdhfhdhfj

#albedo with the strider lmaoooooo #i tried thinking of smth to add but my brain is empty #i'm so sorry lmaooo #but scaraxiaobedo minecraft adventures>>>>>#ask #centuriantalevevo #genshin impact #the crow caws into the void #murder of crows💜

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pepper-mint · 4 years

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Update + New (HS-Focused) blog

Helloooooo everybody! So, after a long long loooong talk with my friend and with myself, I decided to make a different blog to post my Homestuck fan art. The reason for this is that while this is my main blog and it’s going to keep being that way for a long time, it’s also a personal, safe space where I can post about my Sanscest fankids, something I haven’t done anywhere else (only on facebook and it was on my long forgotten page-) and while I have made HS fan kids too, it’s more easier for me to keep both things separated so I can organize myself more, do ya get me? I’m only one poor human trying to answer more than 800 asks I can’t mix them up with the ones I could get regarding my other kids.

This blog, my blog has been a sacred space to me to have fun and make friends and I intent to keep it that way. Call me over-dramatic or whatever, but at the end of the day, I don’t care. This blog of mine will keep being my main and undertale-oriented (An Cookie Run too akjdksaa), while the other will be for my other things. However, I’ll still reblog my art here because duh why wouldn’t I? hehe e.e

So, to make things short: I got a new cool blog for my Homestuck homies. Go follow me there if you like homosuck and shitty fantrolls/fankids and if you’re a Dave Strider simp fan like me. Or if you like my art regardless of the fandom. Anyone is free to follow me e.e

my sexy blog -- @pipericho

Also to anyone wonderin yes that’s my trollsona and her name is Mintti Peperi haha like pepper mint but altered im so original

Another super important thing!!!

So after this we getting back to our scheduled sanscest fankid content and I’ll be aswering your lovely asks (only after I finish my commissions. I can’t let my clients waiting!) but... I’ll only be answering the most recent ones.

Seriously guys... I just saw again and I have like 900 asks now. I can’t answer them all! So, I decided to take the decision of answering the most recent, posting your lovely submissions and the deleting all of the rest. I want my inbox to be clear for more of your nice asks and messages and even though I’d love to answer to the oldest ones, I can’t do it. So, if I never answered you, just send me another one (After I delete the asks guys, not now. I’ll tell you one I do it) or just look between the ones I’ve already answered. I get too many asks about the same thing! :0

ALSO ANOTHER THING

My carrd is ready so if you see a sudden post of me introducing to you, it’s because it’s the lovely post I’ll pin to my blog. That post will include, again, my carrd, my toyhouse link so you can see my sanscest kids and a link to my commission sheets cuz I have seen many people missing my lineless commissions. Seriously I have asked which style they want me to use and most of the time they don’t know I offer lineless ones e.e

So, see you later, lovelies!

#mint talks #haha this is mostly to avoid my anxiety #so please respect my decision #yes yes yes #to all of those who are worried #about me not posting for the ut anymore #im not leaving wtf #i just want to enjoy things #like a new lovely fandom #:c #so yes go follow me there if youd like #ill start posting shippy art sorry #mostly johndave #because it rocks #important stuff

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laserdog10 · 4 years

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Toss a Coin

*Team RWBY and co. had arrived in Vacuo weeks ago, got settled in and begun making plans on their next move in bringing down Salem. But first, it was time to rest and relax, for at the battle of Atlas, they had just barely pushed back Salem’s Grimm army thanks to Ruby and her Silver Eyes. Afterwards they and Ironwood made amends, cleared them of their wanted posters, and got them a ride all the way to Vacuo. Right after they landed and reunited with Team SSSN, the first thing they needed was a place to stay...and some (or a lot) of money. So who other than to take a job of ridding Sand Striders of a nearby oasis? Jaune and Sun, both of whom where halfway out in the desert, striking up conversation.*

Sun: So you literally brought back this Clover guy from the brink of death!?

Jaune: Just in time, poor guy was close to flat-lining, if it wasn’t for me giving him some of my Aura, he would’ve died then and there.

Sun: You, my dude, are a damn hero...

Jaune: Yeah, I got that a lot after he woke up. The other Ace Ops were in near hysterics when he came to. *”Elm almost broke my back she was hugging me so hard...” he thought to himself”*

Sun: I guess all’s well that ends w-get down! *ducks behind a dune*

Jaune: What? Oh crap! *ducks behind another*

*There they saw the oasis, as well as the Sand Striders that claimed it. The Grimm in question were tall, their legs long and spear-like, jabbing the water for fish to eat. Their equally as long necks surveying the area for any trespassers on their territory*

Jaune: Are those the Sand Striders? *he whispered*

Sun: Yup, freaky aren’t they?

Jaune: They look like...giraffe’s with way too much nightmare fuel put in them.

Sun: Ha! Not a bad description, man! Now...*readies his nunchucks*...ready to kick some ass?

Jaune: *activating his broadsword* Let’s do this.

*The blonde duo lept from their hiding places and charged the four beasts*

-One badass and epic fight later-

Sun: HELL YEAH! That’ll teach ‘em to mess with the finest Hunters on Remnant! Hahaha!

Jaune, out of breath but smiling: How do you manage to always stay so upbeat, man?

Sun: The rest of my team wonder the same thing, helps keep morale up, Scarlet always says I’m like Jaskier from The Witcher.

Jaune: Uhhh...who from the what???

Sun, jaw going slack and eyes bulging: You don’t know about The Witcher?!

Jaune: *nervous chuckling* Noooo?

Sun: *throws an arm around Jaune’s shoulder* Well my fellow blonde amigo, you, are in for a treat!

Jaune: Heh, alright!

*Sun clears his throat, then hops away from the knight with giddyness in his step. He faced the setting sun, kneeling*

S: When a humble bard, graced a ride along, with Geralt of Rivia, along came this song~...*stands up*

S: From when the White Wolf fought, a silver-tongued devil, his army of elves, at his hooves did they revel~...*turns to Jaune*

S: They came after me, with masterful deceit, broke down my lute and, they kicked in my teeth~...*begins slowly snapping to a beat*

S: While the devil’s horns, minced out tender meat, and so cried the Witcher, he can’t bleat~! *claps, resumes snapping*

S: Toss a coin to you Witcher, o’ Valley of Plenty, o’ Valley of Plenty, ohhh~! Toss a coin to your Witcher, o’ Valley of Plenty~!

Jaune: O_O

Sun: Well???

Jaune: That...was...AWESOME!!!

Sun: I know right!?

Jaune: I don’t how it managed to be so catchy but god bless the person who came up with it!

Sun: Jaskier.

Jaune: Right, right. Awwww now I feel bad because I just bought a loot from the nearby market in the city and left it with the gang!

Sun: It’s all good, man! Song’s so good we hardly need instruments!

Jaune: Fair enough then. Was that the whole song or what?

Sun: Nope, figured I save it on the way back.

Jaune: Well then what are we waiting for!

Sun: Nothing! Follow my lead. *gets next to the knight wrapping his arm around his shoulder again*

S: At the edge of the world, fight the mighty horde, that bashes and breaks you, and leaves you to mourn~!

J: *remembering he’s partially heard the rest of the song before* He thrust every elf, far back on the shelf, high up on the mountain, from whence it came~.

S: Now you’re gettin’ it! He wiped out your pest, got kicked in his chest, he’s a friend of humanity, so give him the rest~!

J: That’s my epic tail, a champion prevailed~.

S: Defeated the villain, now pour him some ale~!!!

*And so the boys joyfully and boastfully sung their way back to town, heads held high and voices loud enough for all of Remnant to hear*

-Back in town, outside the hotel-

Ruby: They should be back by now. You think they got hurt?

Blake: Doubt it, knowing them Sun must’ve came up with something to get it done quickly, but also decided to give them some down time before they left. Vacuo is pretty...as much as barren sand dunes can get.

Ruby: *chuckles* Yeah you’re right.

Blake, ears twitching: Wait, do you hear that???

Ruby: Hear what?

*Through the throngs of people going to and fro, Blake’s sensitive hearing managed to pick up two familiar voices far to the right of them, who appeared to be singing in tandem with each other, to a rather merry tune*

“Toss a coin to your Witcher, o’ Valley of Plenty, o’ Valley of Plenty, ohhh~! Toss a coin to your Witcher, a friend of humanity~!!!”

Blake: That way, it’s them!

Ruby: I hear it now, I know that song! *she sped off like a rocket taking her teammate with her in a flurry of red and black petals. The reaper and Faunus stopped just short of barreling over their friends, looking at them with excited faces*

Ruby/Blake: HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT SONG!?!?

Sun: I know about it! Watched the show with the guys before you came here!

Jaune: I just sang along because it was catchy and I somewhat heard of it, how do you know about it?

*Ruby and Blake almost looked offended at the statement*

Ruby/Blake: We LOVE The Witcher!!!

Ruby, proudly: Played all three games and completed them all one hundred percent!

Blake, blushing and twiddling her fingers: I’ve read all the books, they were amazing. And I’ve...reread them several times now, haha.

*Sun and Jaune looked amongst themselves, eyes wide with realization*

Sun/Jaune: We have found our people....

-Later that night in a tavern-

*The place was a harmonious choir a Hunstmen and civilians alike, singing along as the four teens sang and dance with each other to the jovial song*

RJBS: Toss a coin to your Witcher, o’ Valley of Plenty, o’ Valley of Plenty, ohhh~! Toss a coin to your Witcher, a friend of humanity~!!! Toss a coin to your Witcher, o’ Valley of Plenty, o’ Valley of Plenty, ohhh~! Toss a coin to your Witcher, a friend of humanity~!!!!!

*They reached its end, the whole tavern exploding in cries of gleeful enjoyment, some demanding for an encore, raising their glasses and mugs in their stupor*

Yang: I gotta hand it to ‘em, they sure do know how to please a crowd.

Weiss: Think they would’ve cheered louder if I sang too?

Ren: Do you know the lyrics?

Weiss: N-no...?

_SSN: Then no.

Weiss: Hey!!!

Scarlet: Well it takes a while to get the song down pat, dear.

Sage: We stumbled and mixed a few words up when we first heard it.

Neptune: I would’ve cheered you on just for trying, Snow Angel.

Weiss, ignoring her creeping blush: Thank you! At least someone recognizes true talent.

Nora: Eh, I think they still had you beat.

Weiss: *growls*

*The group all laughed, meanwhile Ruby, Jaune, Blake, and Sun were actually being handed a few Lien just for singing the song from a few patrons. Truly, the song was a thing to behold.*

(A/N: This whole post was based around a headcanon my good man @darksaiyangoku came up with a while back, gave it a little twist of mine and added some slight Lancaster, Black Sun, and Iceberg (cuz why not). Go check him out, he makes good stuff, also watch The Witcher on Netflix if you haven’t, IT’S SO FUCKING GOOD!!!)

#rwby #ruby rose #weiss schnee #blake belladonna #yang xiao long #jaune arc #nora valkyrie #lie ren #sun wukong #neptune vasilias #scarlet david #sage ayana #rwby lancaster #rwby black sun #rwby iceberg #we'll say qrow oscar and maria are at the hotel sleeping #they pretty much need a nap XD

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actionjaxkol · 6 years

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Meal of the day: Shadowmoon Medicinal Congee

So I've been sick lately. Nothing serious, but Alexi says he thinks it was a mix of stress, not enough sleep and a bug. I don't remember seeing any bugs, and I wasn't like, stung by a silithid so I don't know what he meant by that. But he let me watch him in the kitchen as he put together some traditional Draenic medicine.

While Mrs Bendon, a Gilnean harvest witch, teaches that unassuming plants can harm or heal, Alexi takes it a bit further and says that the very foods you eat can affect your body. I sat in his cabin bundled in a blanket cuz even though it was hot out I was freezing.

First he took a medium cauldron and filled it with water, some stock paste and some bone-in dark meat poultry. He said it was chicken but if that's too exotic I bet you could use sea bird or even a piece of strider leg. The bone is important though. He also tossed in some dried Pandaren hardshell mushroom strips. Then he added a scoop of rice and put the whole thing over the fire to start to boil.

Then he carefully chopped up an orange carrot, an onion, some Pandaren wood mushrooms, white Zangar button mushrooms, a stalk of celery, some aromatic Sungrass, some Liferoot, Mountain Silversage and a metric ton of garlic.

When I say carefully I mean he chopped them tiny. He said that's necessary so that the sick person doesn't need to chew a lot and also so that it's easier to digest or something. He gave me this weird herbal tea and I was getting really tired at that point.

At some point the rice was done and the chicken was cooked but I don't remember any of that. He said that you want to use darker meat because it has more fat which is good for recovery and stays tender during the long cooking period. The bone breaks down and puts some necessary minerals into the broth. While I apparently napped, he took out the chicken and bones and shredded the meat before returning to the pot with all the finely chopped vegetables and herbs. He also removed the hardshell mushroom strips at this point.

After about another 15 minutes, he let it cool and then once it was ready he added some soy and fish sauce and woke me up.

The result was a silky porridge, tasting at once very rich and hearty and really fresh. He topped mine with Soapweed but parsley will work too if you don't like that herb. Don't be scared away by fish sauce, it just amplifies the savoriness of the dish.

I really did feel better after this, the energy seemed to come back to me and I was in much better spirits. But I'm also really food motivated so maybe he could have fed me a sandwich and I'd be happy too. Then again, I wasn't sick the next day so there's that.

Alexi also wanted to point out that if you have congestion, add some hot sauce like fermented red pepper sauce or red pepper flakes.

Ingredients:

12 cups water

2 cups rice (any kind, but white or smaller grain rices will make a silkier porridge)

About 4 skin on, bone in chicken thighs or comparable

Chicken bouillon to taste (optional, we used about 2 tbl of Better than Bouillon chicken goop)

About 3 4-inch slices of dried hardback mushroom slices (optional and medicinal, can sub Reishi mushrooms)

2 inches Liferoot, peeled and minced (can sub ginger root for a more flavorful medicine)

2 stalks Sungrass, interior pulp (can sub lemongrass, about 1 tbl interior pulp. Can also sub 1 half lemon and juice, let the peel simmer if using lemon)

1 medium carrot finely chopped

1 stalk celery, finely chopped

1 lb Pandaren wood mushrooms, finely chopped, stalks removed (optional and medicinal. Can sub shiitake mushrooms)

1 lb Zangar button mushrooms, finely chopped (can sub white button or baby Bella)

3 cloves garlic (or as much as you can stand, more is better)

3 leaves Mountain Silversage

Salt and pepper to taste.

Soapweed (cilantro) or parsley

Soy sauce

Fish sauce

Instructions

Combine water, rice, hardshell mushroom, chicken thighs and stock in a large pot. Bring to boil them reduce heat and simmer for 30 minutes. You want the rice to break down and the meat to fall off the bone

Remove chicken and hardshell strips.

Shred chicken and return to pot

Add all other ingredients and simmer for 15-20 minutes or until cooked through and silky. Stir occasionally to prevent rice from burning.

Allow to cool and thicken. Season to taste.

Plate and add Soapweed or parsley, soy, fish sauce and hot sauce if desired.

Eat and feel better!

#wra rp #warcraft rp #jaxkol #wrymrest rp #golden keg #food #tavern food #jax cooks #warcraft roleplay #world of warcraft food

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