#crossover prank war

[ghostlykidplaidbanana]

A continuation of this post

You thought it was just rise and 2012?

Im thinking I’ll make more of these crossover shenanigans I’ve got a lot of ideas silly smirk emoji

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#rottmnt #tmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the tmnt #art #rise tmnt #tmnt leonardo #2012 tmnt #2003 tmnt #tmnt crossover #it’s 4:44 am at the time of writing this lol #hyperfixated too much and I hear my family’s alarm clocks chiming #2003 leo #2003 teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt 2003 #gonna tag it crossover prank war or something idk #crossover prank war #ok that’s a lame tag what should I actually make it #tw eyetrain #cw eyestrain #eyestrian #eyestrain #can you tell I can’t to backgrounds #tmnt donatello

[chaoswarfare]

dp x dc prompt #38

The JL had always known that both Captain Marvel and Phantom were ancient god-adjacent creatures. So maybe it was normal to occasionally catch them running giggling through the watchtower after pulling a magical prank, or competing to see who could eat the most, or just messing around outside missions.

Maybe ancient immortal beings just act like a couple of children.

…Either way, they probably should have seen the way things would get out of hand sooner. Because now they have to figure out how to reign in a bunch of ghost animals and retrieve the Eiffel Tower from the moon.

#dp x dc #danny phantom #danny fenton #dc x dp #crossover #dc universe #dp x dc crossover #writing prompt #writing #funny #captain marvel and danny are friends #who’s gonna say two uber powerful ancient beings can’t act like children #they operate on a different set of rules and everyone knows it #this may be the first time they’ve been able to let loose in centuries #prank war #magic prank war #the eiffel tower’s on the moon #lol

[auroramoon-draws16]

The kids did something, Idk what

And now they’re hiding behind the counter

“DESMOND CAN’T PROTECT YOU FOREVER!!”

“SCATTER!!!”

(I forgot Desmond’s tattoo, ignore that lmao)

#desmond miles #assassin's creed #spiderbros #spider man #spider man into the spider verse #c tommy #tommyinnit #nemona #dipper pines #gravity falls #kh sora #pavitr prabhakar #miles morales #sorta #he’s next to pav #there’s more of them #but they’re distracting the rest of them #this is why we can’t do prank wars in the Bar anymore #crossover bar au #crossover motherfuckers #fanart #i can’t fit every kid i know #so here’s a few #peter parker #mcu peter parker #but he found the bar and made friends #my baby’s not lonely anymore! #fuck you mcu canon

[mantleoflight]

Everyone else might be sick of the snow, but Wes Janson was just getting started. The bone-freezing cold that never left even when buried under as many layers as he could fit and still be able to move around - that Wes could do without. But the snow - he was just getting to the good stuff with the snow.

It had taken some time and pestering but he'd even enlisted Hobbie to help - well, volunteered himself and Hobbie to help shovel snow away from the hanger's outer doors. Then avoided being murdered by his wingmate for doing so by enlisting Hobbie to assist in his latest scheme, after many promises and assurances that the prank would not come back around to bite his dour friend.

They had carted snow away from the blast doors and through the warren of the base all the way to Echo's quarters. There they'd turned her bunk into a snow fort, banked more snow around the walls, atop her desk, in the fresher, and sprinkled through the middle of the room. More snow was carried in, then even more. When it was good and piled up they crafted a snowman that stood floor to ceiling and was decked out in her extra hat and scarf.

By the time they were done the perfect snowday had been moved into Echo's room and both pilots were flushed under all their layers.

"Thank she'll like it?" Wes asked.

Hobbie took a moment to admire the work, "I think she'll kill you."

Echo had been on patrol after patrol, keeping busy and keeping the rest of Rogue Flight busy. These commanders were going to owe her a lot of favors for keeping her friends busy, never mind the fact that she was one of the few beings present who were mostly impervious to the cold.

"Oh, I'm bushed," the exo sighed, pulling back her Europan hood before freezing at the front of her door. Where a set of bunks, a desk, and a fresher had been stood a snow fort with a titan-sized snow-hunter standing in the middle of it.

Echo stood there, staring with her Ghost at the interior of the frosty snow base. It was the most beautiful, 'Traveler damn you' worthy prank she'd ever seen.

Whisper's shell twitched. "I'm gonna kill him," she said and turned to do just that when she was grabbed by her Risen.

"No," Echo said gazing up at the snow-hunter.

"No?!" Whisper demanded, floating closer as her guardian let her go. "You KNOW who did this!"

"Yep."

Whisper stared at her nonplussed. "You can't just let him get away with it!" she protested and gestured her shell at the snowman.

Echo smiled and folded her arms. "For a scene of this effort and magnitude? For a prank that would make Cayde-6 beam with pride? No, no this deserves something better."

With that, she carefully closed her quarters, leaving the heat low so as not to melt the ice and snow inside as she hurried to her work.

With her quota of patrols filled, the Rogues would have plenty on their plates to do while she worked. A few would return to find that snow had also been piled in their rooms, with smaller snowmen sporting some of their non-essential garb. Wedge's standing with Tycho's who stood at a desk, as if getting ready for an assignment. Luke and Dack got two snowmen arguing at the mouth of their door, while Kit and Zev got a pair crouched over a circle of what looked like it could've been sabaac.

Everyone else had some kind of snow-something in or near their quarters - which she naturally had Whisper take pictures of. Everyone had snow, everyone but good ol' Hobbie and Jansen.

When complaints and suspicion began to spring up, Echo came out of her quarters, bucketing out snow. "Hey, don't look at me," she said, tossing another bucket's worth out of her room. "I've got enough snow in my room to sink a ketch!"

But inside she grinned. After all, why would the perpetrator also be a victim?

'Happy Dawning, Wes,' she thought and continued to bail snow from her room.

#destiny 2 #star wars #crossover #sw x d2 crossover #s2 x d2 #star wars verse || wrong time wrong place wrong everything #pranks on hoth #rp

[theminecraftbee]

so, you've been considering getting into hermitcraft.

that's great! welcome! we are an extremely enthusiastic fandom, i admit, but we are very happy to have you watching the hermits! however, with over a decade of existence and twenty-seven current hermits, it can feel very intimidating to get into hermitcraft. luckily, as of the time of this posting--january 31st, 2024--it's also the BEST time to get into hermitcraft, because a new season starts on february 3rd! (and if you're reading this later: don't worry. this is ALSO the best time to get into hermitcraft. don't worry about it i'll get into that.)

the shortest version of this advice is: start wherever you want, with whoever you want. it doesn't matter, you can catch up.

still, it can seem like a lot. so, from someone who's been around since mid season seven, here is a more detailed guide on how to start watching hermitcraft!

what is hermitcraft?

hermitcraft is a collection of people who all play on the same survival multiplayer minecraft server. that server is a mostly vanilla minecraft server; i don't really call hermitcraft "vanilla" anymore, as they rely on a number of largely cosmetic mods, but the things they do on hermitcraft should, broadly, all be possible in vanilla minecraft, and the server still "feels" vanilla, so. vanilla minecraft. they do this in "seasons", which are periods of time between a year and two years, after which they reset and start on a fresh server.

in comparison to something like qsmp or even the life series, hermitcraft leans heavily on the "building cool things and hanging out" side of the spectrum as opposed to the roleplay side. however, at least once a season the hermits like to do a big storyline; sometimes, it's more frequent. many of the storylines are more natural escalations of things like server prank wars or a failing server economy, though, as opposed to things that are clearly in-universe roleplaying. don't worry, though; you'll know a hermitcraft storyline when you see it. by everyone's bad acting. also, by rendog putting on a silly accent.

if your only impression of hermitcraft has been from the fandom, you... probably have a somewhat mistaken impression. my bad. in my defense, i am a horror writer at heart, and in the fandom's defense, a LOT of crossover has happened with the life series fandom, which leads to both sort of leaking into each other. in general, expect things to be on the lighthearted goofy shenanigans side with very few exceptions when you're actually watching hermitcraft, despite the way the fandom tends to be.

where is hermitcraft?

broadly, youtube! hermitcraft is an almost entirely video series, and if you want to watch a hermitcrafter, you will almost certainly need to watch them on youtube. there are only very rarely streamed hermitcraft events, and these are normally announced ahead of time.

what if i prefer twitch?

skip the rest of this and just watch joe hills. i promise i'm not saying that because i'm a joe hills guy; i'm saying it because he's the only hermit that consistently streams from hermitcraft. impulse, tango, cleo, pearl, xisuma, iskall, and hypno all also appear to stream fairly regularly, but it's not always from hermitcraft.

where should i start?

now, that's the real question, isn't it? my answer is simple: start Now. if you're reading this as i post it, that means start this saturday on everyone's episode one. if you're reading this long after i post it, though, just... go ahead and start with whoever you want to watch's latest episode! the nice thing about hermitcraft is that you can GENERALLY jump in wherever you want.

but what about old seasons?

you do not need to watch older seasons of hermitcraft. unless you want to, of course; the world is your oyster and they are very good! however, there's also a LOT of old hermitcraft, and if you want to join in with what hermitcraft is doing now, old seasons aren't necessary. very little carries over from season to season. while sometimes old "lore" or recurring bits can carry references over, and the relationships between hermits will often carry over to some extent (if often not in the same patterns), it is never to an extent that you need the old seasons for context. each season is a clean new slate, and where "lore" carries over, the relevant hermit will almost always explain it to you.

what about helsknight/evil x/hotguy/boatem/convex/some other thing i've been hearing about?

i promise, if they are relevant to this season, they will explain it to you in the relevant episode and/or it will be easy enough to pick up. do not worry about it. each season is a soft reset for a reason, and one of those reasons is to make it easier on new viewers! and if you're here because you WANTED one of those specific things... ask an older fan! they'll be able to direct you to the places they're from.

do i need to watch all the hermits?

absolutely not! in fact, i strongly recommend you don't. there are going to be... hold on let me count... twenty-seven hermits? (i am bad at counting don't quote me on this) in this season alone. keeping up with all those videos is too much for basically anyone! instead, pick a few hermits that you like best, and if you want to keep up with everyone else, go to the hermitcraft recap youtube channel and watch that! it is a vital hermitcraft resource where pixlriffs, zloyxp, and lyarrah all watch every single hermit so that we don't have to. honor their sacrifice and don't try to watch everyone.

but how do i pick someone?

few ways! there exist, if you google, plenty of "choosing your hermit pov" quizzes; if you head over to the hermitcraft subreddit, for example, i'll be SHOCKED if they don't have one, and if you go over to the recap channel, they had one of those for a while too. this is the starting place for many people.

another way is to watch the recap and choose whoever's project interests you most. for early episodes, this may be hard, but since hermits tend to go hard for their first episode, you'll normally at least be able to pick up a sense of pace and build style.

just watching whoever it is your friends are obsessed with is also a tried and true method of finding your first hermit; frequently, like with the recap, this is a good method for then figuring out whose style you like best, and switching to them, if you don't end up clicking with the same people your friends click with.

finally, you can just... click a random hermit's channel! try a few out! maybe you heard about decked out and want to watch tango; maybe there's a storyline you want to start watching because the dash has been rambling about it; maybe you just want to know who this grain character is. clicking around until you find the guy whose editing you click with is a totally valid strategy!

that sounds hard. just pick someone for me.

if you like well-edited shenanigans: grian or mumbo jumbo. (these are also good starter hermits in general, i've found; if you aren't sure where else to start, start with one of them.)

if you like long background noise-type videos: docm77

if you like minigames: tangotek.

if you like a chill video: xbcrafted or, if the texture pack gets you, vintagebeef.

if you like storylines: rendog or grian, again. (i was trying not to double-up, but if you're here from an rp-heavy server, grian remains a great entry point in that regards.)

if you like to see something new and bizarre: zedaph if you prefer highly-edited videos, joe hills if you prefer lightly edited videos.

if you want the best building on hermitcraft: pearlescentmoon or bdoubleo100, special mention to goodtimeswithscar.

if you want someone as new as you: i'll come back and edit in whoever the new hermits are once we know! but them.

if you just want one of my favorites: zombiecleo or iskall85.

thank you! what if i DO want to know what the fandom is always on about?

that, i'm afraid, i don't know how to help you with. you'll just have to watch hermitcraft from here--and maybe read some of the fanworks that have intrigued you--and find out for yourself!

good luck out there, and i hope this has helped someone!

#mcyt #hermitcraft #long post #...a tag i normally resolutely don't use but i don't want this under a cut and it IS very long #ANYWAY HERE IT IS MY THEORETICAL GUIDE!

[lunarose-moonflower]

Okay this is a really really niche but I've had this idea for literally ever and my brain won't let me let go of it

So we know that Danny phantom is crossover Central, DC / batfamily crossovers have an inherently different vibe from a lot of the others like in the nicktoons unite sphere which is a whole Canon crossover series with a bunch of Nickelodeon characters and the fandom crossovers with Randy Cunningham the 9th grade Ninja and American dragon Jake Long all of them have an inherently silly vibe to them that the DC crossovers don't have

I also noticed the trend of in a lot of other crossovers Danny is the most tired quote unquote mature serious one of the group which makes sense looking at the characters from the other crossovers but he's usually a petty little shit at Jason with the batfam which again makes sense in context

Which has got me thinking about doing a double crossover, Danny has been jumping dimensions for some times and he's made friends across a lot of them and whatever silly IP you can think of he's been friends with people from that one for a while, and they see him as the serious almost older brother type especially because his hero-ing is pretty intense until one day they see Danny walking through a portal to Gotham and spy on him for a bit to see that he is absolutely a little shit he just doesn't have the luxury of not being the most experienced and mature one of the group so he has to be all serious for like Randy and Jake for example but he regularly gets into prank wars with the robins you know what I mean?

This probably doesn't make sense to most people but my brain had me in a chokehold so I had to talk about it

#dp x dc #danny fenton #american dragon jake long #randy cunningham 9th grade ninja #I'm not tagging DC or Batman because I know a lot of Batman fans have beginning annoyed recently with crossover clogging their feed #I want to be polite and not contribute to that

[mxtxfanatic]

I don't think we, as a fandom, pay enough attention to the fact that Xie Lian is mischievous both with Hua Cheng and in general. He hides it well under his politeness but at 17, he thought it was funny to make his password "just recite the ethic sutra a thousand times" and we know some people fell for it (he was right, it is very funny). And he has been pranking people with his terrible food several times and he loves teasing Hua Cheng. All of that doesn't change the fact that, at his core, he is very kind but still.. he is a bit of a prankster.

That said....important crossover question, who would win in a prank war between him and Wei Wuxian ?

Xie Lian and Hua Cheng bond over both of them being gremlins and I think it is one of the most misunderstood aspects of Xie Lian’s character and Hualian’s relationship. This man makes food so terrible it makes GODS sick! And Hua Cheng eats it in front of them like it’s nothing and ends up tricking MULTIPLE people into eating it! Hua Cheng spends a whole arc shitting on Mu Qing and Feng Xin by being the most unbothered “mortal teen” they’d ever met, meanwhile, Xie Lian is sitting there watching him shatter mystical swords like “he’s just a regular boy 🥺 a baby 🥺🥺 why are you bullying him 🥺🥺🥺” knowing damn well his San-lang is 99% certain to be the Crimson Rain Sought Flowers who apparently kills gods for fun.

Anyways, whoever wins depends on whose husband is letting them carry on the longest. Wei Wuxian loses because he has a bedtime.

#tgcf asks #anon #I’m kidding about the bedtime btw 🤣 #what are the perimeters of this prank war? #are spouses allowed to participate? #who is the target? cause if they are the target of each other it’s just a draw

[jamiethebee]

A little dp x dc musing (or general ectoplasm shenanigans if the crossover isn't your cup)

Everyone loves the pit rage (ectoplasm) Jason and DC people love grumbling about how that's just Jason, no supernatural meddling. So I propose ectoplasm poisoning (or pit rage or however you wanna spin it) just lowers the threshold for inhibition - it doesn't amplify feelings or create any new ones, it just makes you more likely to act on those feelings/thoughts. Which would of course make someone seem more volatile. Not tons, like it couldn't convince someone to do something, put it'd be like a little nudge in that little hurdle called self control. Nothing major, and easy enough to resist if you're a level headed sort (or an over thinker), but for a kid that was violently murdered, brought back to life, trained, and looking for revenge? Well.... No wonder the duffel bag collected a few heads.

Also!!! A fun thing to explore with Danny and Vlad! Like what self respecting middle aged man enters a prank war with a 14 year old???? Sure adults definitely have "man I'd love the fight this kid" thoughts but most of them don't actually do that?!?!? And Danny has so many moments that result in "dude that's a bad idea please stop no danny uuugh didn't you leave this lesson already???!" . I feel like it's also be a fun way to explore obsessions and ghosts - if you don't have to pay bills and no real reason to /not/ pursue your passion then... Why not?

#dp x dc #its not really a prompt but a little idea to add some variety in the dp x dc world #this would also be fun to explore with danny! if ectoplasm makes it easier to give in to stupid ideas #and would also explain how easily vlad entered a prank war with a 14 year old lmao #danny phantom #i went back and added my dp thoughts to the post but i dont feel like getting rid of the tags :P #the bee talks

[connorsbonez]

DC/DP Crossover Idea #57

Where Alfred meets and befriends(?) a 14 year old monochrome boy who talks with 50s lingo and goes by the name Sidney, and Sidney ends up following him back to the manor.

After that, everyone seemed to be much better behaved.

That or a full blown prank war happens.

#dp x dc #dc x dp #dp x dc prompt #danny phantom #crossover #sidney poindexter #alfred pennyworth #Alfred is aware that Sidney’s a ghost #The wiki says Sidney is estimated to be around 14-17 when he died and I’ve always seen him as a 14 year old #something about Sidney and Danny being around the same age when they met and Danny aging and growing older #but Sidney staying the same 14 year old boy he was when he died #which probably doesn’t make sense since I’m pretty sure Sidney was a senior when he died #but I kinda went with the idea that Sidney just skipped a few grades #Conbon’s Prompts

[buckethatg13]

Feel free to reblog if you'd like =)

#hermitcraft #hermitcraft smp #total chaos #decked out 2 #hermitcraft tcg #hermitcraft x empires #mcyt #life series

[supershot73199]

Ok so I've seen a lot of dcxdp crossovers where Danny goes feral on someone (mostly superman) who mistreated a clone. But you know another media that has clones who could use a feral Danny fighting for their rights? Star wars that's who.

Ok so the idea I had is that Danny ends up going into a portal in the ghost zone. Maybe after a reveal gone bad or even just cause clockwork said so. But he comes out in the star wars universe sometime during the clone wars near some random jedi. I personally like the idea of it being the arc where they are trying to get supplies through a separatist blockade over ryloth.

So Danny is on this weird new planet when he sees some aliens and decides to follow them while invisible. He sees how they are hungry hurt and tired and sees this different alien and these dudes in white armor protecting these people including what's obviously kids. Now while I think the obsession thing can be interesting if done well.... I don't think it fits this au at least not a protection obsession (plus I love the idea that Danny chose to sacrifice everything he did as a conscious decision and I feel like a protective obsession takes some of the gravity out of that choice.)

So Danny is following them maybe Master Ima-Gun-Di senses him but can't tell where he is and assumes he is a force sensitive twilek. So the time comes where he and his men make their last stand and Danny sees them in real danger and steps in because these alien dudes were clearly protecting people from these creepy droids. Master Gun-Di is clearly surprised by this teen with weird non force based powers (maybe since the force is basically life itself ecto energy is the flip side of the force not dark but part of the universes balance.) Anyway Danny saves these dudes only for them to realize he doesn't speak the language and sends him to the jedi temple.

I like the idea of him spending time with obi-wan (he does not join the Jedi because he doesn't have the force.) I just think they would like snarking at people together. Anyway time passes he gets close to Obi-Wan Anakin and Ahsoka as well as all of the clones. Now this is important Danny did not know they were clones he assumed they were volunteers from a humanoid race that did not have much in the way of physical diversity and hey how's he to know how alien biology works.

So he's with the group and one of the clones mentions that they are disposable or something. Danny give a pep talk about how all the people they have saved are alive and safe because of him and the others volunteering thinking that he just was having a moment from trauma. No the clone meant it literally and explains that they were a clone army bred solely for war. Danny is livid that this is basically an army of slave and demands to know who signed of on this. He gets told it's Palpatine who Danny already does not like (he gets serious fruit loop vibes) so Danny decides he's gonna get these babies rights. (He learned they were aged at an accelerated pace)

Que Danny haunting the senate he harassed everyone who mistreated the clones. Fox and Padmé love this feral bastard. Eventually when it was just the two of them Palpatine who had not realized that Danny was live streaming his latest prank goes full sith lord trying to kill or control Danny who just bodies this wrinkly old man the moment he starts trying to shoot lightning.

Danny saves the Galaxy by being a feral rat boy who exposes the secret shadow ruler who leads both sides of the war. Danny traps Palpatine who gets a official trial. The clones get rights and maybe they wear Dannys logo somewhere on their armor as thanks. And Danny gets to explore the Galaxy and learn about all these wonderful new cultures. (Until he learns that there are slaves in the galaxy which causes the return of the feral boy)

#danny phantom #danny fenton #star wars #the clone wars #feral danny #clones get rights #Danny adopts several million clone children #no it does not matter that they are physically older than him #dp au #star wars crossover

[ghostlykidplaidbanana]

Of course Dr. Prankenstien is going to rule this war

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Help me come up with a better tag for this idk if “crossover prank war” is cool enough 😅

#sorry it took so long #had a bad case of the can’t draw hands disease #and I have a school project that takes up all my drawing time #rottmnt #tmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the tmnt #art #rise tmnt #tmnt leonardo #rise leo #tmnt 2018 #2012 leo #2012 tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles 2012 #2003 teenage mutant ninja turtles #crossover prank war #2012 mikey #tmnt mikey #rottmnt mikey #rise michelangelo #2003 tmnt #2003 mikey #2003 michelangelo #tmnt crossover #tmnt multiverse

[chaoswarfare]

dp x dc prompt #24(finally, an age i am not yet)

Danny starts a prank war with young justice.

They’re fast friends, and this normally wouldn’t be a problem for any of the younger heroes to mess with each other, but Phantom is… a bit extreme with the pranks.

It started simple, like moving furniture two inches to the left, even phasing it partially into the wall.

Now there’s a dozen rabid reanimated hotdogs running loose, robin’s cape is possessed, and miss martian can only speak the espiranto version of pig latin… nobody is sure how it got to this point.

#danny phantom #danny fenton #crossover #dc universe #writing prompt #dc x dp #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #funny #writing #young justice #prank war #danny is the prank master and nobody enjoys it #he’s too used to goofing with liminals that are used to this sort of thing #and have the tools to undo his pranks #robin is about a hop skip and his cape trying to strangle him again from calling batman #it was all fun and games until phantom wanted to join the prank war #now it’s everyone vs phantom and he’s still winning #miss martian swears up and down that he’s hiding in the walls but nobody speaks ghost #the hotdogs have taken over half the living quarters of the tower at this point #they’re preparing for war of conquest #just between y’all and me i think they’d win #nobody has slept peacefully since phantom put all their beds in a bubble at the bottom of the harbor #everyone is wondering what the heck is up with yj #only batman is happy with their newfound paranoia #he’s so proud of people following in his paranoid footsteps #captain marvel knows but hasn’t said anything because he doesn’t want to be next #fair bro #i wouldn’t snitch either #i fear the rage of the hotdogs

[twobeesinatrenchcoat]

To celebrate the ending of season 9 (ending December 20), here's just some of my favorite bits/moments (cuz oh boy was it so full of so much fun stuff):

the diamond ore war (so much fun with so many fun moments but the finale does stand out)

the grian vs mumbo vault heist

the king arc?!!?!? (just remembered that existed and also Grian's resistance assistance)

the charity stream that was so so good and fun (and bdubs finally got people to run the horse course :) )

the entire crossover was incredible (all hail mumbot and hermitopia was one of the coolest builds ever)

TCG (easy as one, two, three)

the prank war that ended with the perimeter getting entirely covered (so unnecessary but incredible)

Scarland!?!??!?!!!!?

DO2!?!!?!!?!!!?!? (absolutely incredible)

There were so so many great moments. Please add yours!

#hermitcraft #hermitcraft season nine #it's been such a great season #spreading positivity #(cuz unfortunately seen a bunch of disappointment and and negativity and thats not fun :( )

[silentstaresfanficandfanart]

Hear me out

Imagine the Mxtx characters all living in one neighborhood together. modern day au. the format is a sitcom. each episode focuses on a different member of the individual families. theres frequent crossovers. xie lian helps out with the community garden. bing is like, in full malewife mode. qi rong lives in xielian and hua chengs basement . they're pretty sure he kidnapped the kid he's calling his son but the kid says hes better to him than his real dad so they're just *not* adressing it. the kid shows up in season 2. they accept this because it makes him a better person. no ones happy qi rongs such a good cook. he is still a cannibal. this is played entirely for laughs and drama.

a certain grandmaster starts a prank war on the other households but once he finally behaves, someone does an OBSCENELY huge terrible prank that leaves everyone in town *baffled and furious* obvoiusly they think its him. but no it was Xielian he didin't even mean to it just happened. hua cheng knows better but absolutely refuses to let xielian take the blame.

mr cucumber is a redditor and hes mad about it. also theyre all isekaied they definitely have all their actual cannon memories they just got isekaied into the real world and cucumber had to teach them all how to be functional people in the modern world and the first episode is just them arriving, panicing, and bingghe losing it when he's informed in fact, his beloved cucumber, has been here before.

#mxtx #tgcf #mzds #svsss

[free-for-all-fics]

Stupid, silly Namor or Attuma fic ideas. Don’t think too hard about these they’re just funny little ideas. Pls tag me if you write or get inspired by any of these. Like always, there are no rules:

1. The reader is labeled as the village idiot because she likes to sing with her head underwater to "sing to the mermaids". The village ridicules her for it. One day, she is swept out in a riptide, and no one is willing to come to her aid—no one from the village, that is.

2. Reader is full of bad puns and dad jokes, much to the chagrin of Namor/Attuma. "Why are seagulls called seagulls?"

“Stop now.”

“Because if they flew over bays, they'd be bagels! Oh hey, What did one wave say to the other?"

“I swear, if you make one more ocean related pun, I will murder you on this island and tell everyone you died in a shipwreck."

"...well, someone's salty."

3. You put a message in a bottle and set it out to sea in the hopes it’ll reach Namor/Attuma so you can be pen pals. “Oh my god I love you but you’re so stupid.” They say because you have no idea that’s not how mail works.

4. You’re in love with Namor/Attuma, but you’re also obsessed with monsters and cryptids so you keep asking them questions like “Is the Kraken real?? What about 6 headed hydras? Have you seen Nessie?? Are they friendly? Darling tell meeeeeee”

5. Reader does that stupid prank thing where she pretends to do a magic trick with an egg and a bottle of water. She’s like “Ok now look inside” and squeezes the bottle, spraying water in Attuma/Namor’s face and runs away cackling.

6. You introduce Namor/Attuma to a wonderful human invention - Water beds. They are less than amused. Reader, consider your sexy time privileges revoked��

7. Attuma/Namor trying to teach reader combat and how to fight like a Talokanil but reader keeps making it sexy and Namor/Attuma is like “Ok maybe we should stop. You’re not even listening to me or learning anything properly!” And reader is like “Oh I’m learning all the right techniques perfectly. 😏😘”

8. Those videos from EVNautilus of the people in a submarine coming across a dumbo octopus and a googly eyed stubby squid but instead it’s scientist reader being shown Talokan by Attuma or Namor and fawning over the sea creatures because they’re just little guys. Sweet underwater babies. And reader being like “it’s just a baby can I adopt it pls” 🥺 and Namor or Attuma being like “pay attention. Remember why we’re here.”

9. “Your child brings home a raccoon, mistaking it for a cat and begs to keep it” trope but instead it’s Namor/Attuma and their child has brought home an anglerfish or some other hideous abomination of the sea. It’s surprisingly docile and follows the child around like a pet anyway so can we keep it??? Please father 🥺

10. Namor and Jeff the Land Shark crossover. That’s it. That’s the post. Reader wants to adopt Jeff as their child. He’s just a baby 🥺

11. Peter Pan “They were just having a bit of fun, weren’t you, girls?”

“We were only trying to drown her” Mermaid Lagoon AU

12. “General, I’ve brought the cartographer into the war meeting today. I believe you owe her an apology for ruining all her maps when you stab them to dramatically mark a location.” (What if the “cartographer” is actually Attuma’s small daughter or sister drawing doodles of maps and playing pretend/mirroring what her dad or brother does because she wants to help and it’s all in jest hehe)

13. 2 days ago you went to an animal shelter and adopted the most adorable cat. What you don’t know is, he’s the reincarnation of an Aztec god. Your food offerings are unacceptable and that ugly small box that feels like it’s made from scratchy carpet will not do. No. He’ll be sleeping in your bed with you. Don’t try to lock him out; he’ll just scream and sing the songs of his people until you let him back in. (Or maybe through a magic mishap Namor has been accidentally transformed into a cat. Yeah Namor as a cat AU. I told you these ideas were silly.)

14. “Would you still love me if I was a worm” meme With Namor or Attuma but instead it’s “Would you still love me if I was a sea cucumber” or something ocean related

15. Namor or Attuma are taking their daughter trick or treating this year and ask what she wants to be for Halloween. A superhero, a mermaid, a princess? No. She wants to be a horseshoe crab. Possible Modern AU.

16. Reader goes to the beach often and befriends the seagulls/pelicans. So they start to bring her gifts like shells, rocks, etc. Except one day they bring you a golden bracelet, beaded necklace, or jade earrings (your choice of which). It’s unlike anything you’ve ever seen before. A few days later, Namor shows up at the beach, looking very annoyed as he asks for his necklace/bracelet/or earrings back.

17. You and Namor or Attuma meet on the beach in your special spot. You don’t get to be with him often considering he’s kept away by his responsibilities and loyalty to Talokan, and you’re human. It’s usually your only chance to have time where you can just quietly love each other. Except a stupid fucking seagull or pelican has been following you to both the beach and your home; squawking incessantly, wreaking havoc and basically cockblocking you. Untitled Goose Game AU but it’s a seagull/pelican.

#namor x reader #attuma x reader #namor imagine #namor x you #namor x y/n #namor fic #don’t examine these too closely #Dumb thoughts and ideas for silly time #sort of crack!fic ideas if you will #fic ideas