#collage d

[alioversus]

CollAGE D(ouble)

CollAGE D | Lotophagus Records | 2024

1. Le moteur tourne encore, mais le véhicule est à l’arrêt. À l’extérieur, des promesses bucoliques, de la nature radieuse : entourées de béton. Petits oiseaux qui chantent dans le parc… Ils ne se doutent pas. Et pourtant… Même une journée aussi ensoleillée, aussi tranquillement nonchalante, peut être le cadre rêvé d’un drame. Ça arrive tout le temps. Untel apprend la mort d’un ami proche, tel autre qu’il est atteint du cancer, telle autre que son mari la trompe, tel autre qu’il va nécessairement lui arriver quelque chose de pas très sympathique, puisque des gros bras l’ont kidnappé. Ce con essaie de taper dans la porte du coffre, ou de soulever la plage arrière. Je serre le volant, machinalement. De toute façon, il y a trop de bruit dehors pour qu’on puisse l’entendre. J’ai tout de même envie d’engueuler Maurice, de lui dire : putain, tu l’as mal ligoté ou quoi ? J’ai envie de l’appeler Momo. Je sais qu’il déteste ça. Il est sur les nerfs, lui aussi. Il me devance. Pourquoi t’es passé par là ? me dit-il. Tu savais pas que c’était jour de marché ? Le feu passe au vert, j’embraye. On sort de la ville. Un peu plus loin, on est encore arrêtés par un passage à niveau. Long train de marchandise, puis la campagne. 

2. On est arrivés à l’entrepôt. Gégé remplit les bassines pendant que le con attend encore dans la bagnole, encagoulé. La Perceuse étale ses outils de travail. Il en a bien cinquante, parfaitement alignés sur la table dépliante. Il est parfois difficile de deviner l’usage de certains, qu’est-ce que c’est censé pincer, qu’est-ce que c’est censé couper, où est-ce que c’est censé s’introduire… Maurice attend que les instructions arrivent sur le téléphone jetable. Parfois j’ai l’impression qu’il joue à un jeu vidéo ; ce genre de modèle tout en plastique bipe pour un rien. Gégé et La Perceuse comparent leurs attirails. Ils se charrient entre potes, comme deux catcheurs avant un combat, à qui prétend mieux faire, entre la méthode dite technologique et la méthode dite artisanale. Gégé dit qu’avec lui, c’est du propre. La Perceuse lui rétorque qu’il a encore ramené une vieille batterie qui suinte, qu'il ferait mieux de la fermer, alors qu’avec lui, au moins, tout est sous contrôle, qu’il sait doser…  L’ambiance est plutôt bon enfant. Sur la banquette arrière, je crois que l’otage récite des psaumes ou je ne sais quoi. Va ! Si ça peut l’aider à garder son calme…  Ça sera toujours supplications et pleurniche, quand on le lui fera couler, son sang-froid. Alors, Maurice, ça vient ? Je me garde bien de dire que je ne serais pas contre un contrordre. Ça y est, ça sonne. Oui, dit Maurice. Oui. Non. D’accord. Je regarde comment réagit l’otage. Il se tait, il écoute… Maurice raccroche. Alors, Maurice, on fait quoi ? 

3. Ça allait commencer quand ils m’ont envoyé chercher le toubib à cause de Big R. Je ne l’aime pas, Big R. Il est aussi con que son pseudo. Et il se fout toujours dans la merde. Apparemment, cette fois-ci, il se serait pris une balle… Mais pas mécontent de ne pas pouvoir assister au travail à cause de ça. Je ne suis que le chauffeur, moi, dans cette histoire… Je suis la route champêtre avec la fenêtre ouverte, en écoutant un CD pour me détendre : du jazz un peu trop free pour quand il y a Maurice à côté de moi. Putain, mais il ne font plus pousser que du maïs par ici ? Et du colza. Je débouche sur une parcelle de forêt. Je longe la rivière. Des nuées de moineaux à la sortie. J’arrive enfin dans le hameau. Le vieux m’attend déjà avec sa mallette, derrière le portail. C’est un médecin à la retraite. Cela se voit. Ça démarche est tout aussi disloquée que les couacs de saxo. Il dit qu’il a encore la main. Il n’y a pas non plus avalanche de concurrents… Il dit que c’est les pieds et les genoux qui ont trinqué, que c’est pour ça qu’il ne conduit pas. À peine monté, il me demande de couper le disque, parce que ça l'agace. Le toubib, lui non plus, je ne l’aime pas. 

4. Big R était planqué chez Annette. Elle aurait bien pu aller chercher le toubib elle-même. Ça aurait dû me mettre la puce à l’oreille… Maintenant, la nuit est en train de tomber. Je dois être mort depuis deux heures ou trois. Je ne sais même pas vraiment pourquoi. Je sens que je fais corps avec la terre, avec l’humus, avec les racines, avec les insectes… Je sens que je suis en train de nourrir la forêt. Moi, le chauffeur, me voilà complètement étranger au son des rares voitures qui passent. C’était malin de la part de Big R, tout de même, d’utiliser un fusil de chasse. C'est vrai qu'il y a plein de battues dans le secteur, en ce moment…

5. Thierry, tout tremblant, explique encore une fois aux gendarmes. Tout s’embrouille dans sa tête, et il s’inquiète pour ses deux fils, forcément eux aussi traumatisés par leur découverte dominicale… Thierry répète : ils étaient là, en ballade, pour essayer leurs nouveaux VTT. Et paf, c’est le plus petit qui tombe sur le cadavre, au milieu des gazouillis. Le gendarme tape uniquement des index, mais il tape fort et vite, comme une mitraillette. Thierry se demande si Inès va chercher à lui sucrer la garde du week-end. Parfois Thierry a l’impression que le sergent le suspecte… On lui fait signer sa déposition, on lui dit de ne pas partir en vacances. Il sort du bureau. Les enfants l’attendent en compagnie de la seule femme de la brigade. Ils ont l’air déphasé, mais calme. Thierry a la gorge serrée. Il leur avait promis d’aller au restau, ce midi. Puis il réalise qu’ils vont vouloir rentrer chez Maman, de toute façon.

#auteur jordane prestrot #collage d #philippe neau #romain le crapaud #lotophagus records #2024 #musique

[ruporas]

opla inspired!

#one piece #opla #opfanart #nami #monkey d. luffy #roronoa zoro #as the central guys in this little collage... and in the la! i said some of my thoughts in the previous op art tags #the la was suuuper fun and silly... i have my reservations about it but i like that it exists and its clear the crew behind it had #a lot of fun building the world + dynamic between the crew alongside koby. also iv never seen so much one piece in my space!!! im happy #this alongside the new op & ed of recent one piece anime & the manga picking up hype with luffy eughgsnkd (explodes) #anyway the mihawk appearance in opla was crazy. so was the bogard focus - he had more screentime in opla than all of the original animanga #every time he showed up i thought of the man in the yellow hat... #ruporas art

[floweroflaurelin]

Chromia’s new crystal tools are just too cool!! Even though I’m busy as all hell I wanted to take a least a little Me Time and spend a lil bit making something fun 🥲 I had a blast with these, I love how colourful they are <333

Which other Empire’s custom tools should I paint?

#empire smp #empires fanart #scott smajor #Chromia #empires smp fanart #empiresblr #empires scott #scott smajor fanart #esmp #floweroflaurelin art #mcyt #mcyt fanart #mcytblr #props #weapons #i just have so much on my plate right now but I just handed in a HUGE amount of work for class #and I wanted a reward #I wanted a kinda chunky video game feel for these! I just made the different parts and then collaged them together in different ways #it was fun :D

[decamarks]

DECRYPT; DECOMPILE; DELAY

#my art #digital collage #glitch #i can't remember the last time i made this sort of “personal” art... but i got the idea in my head last night and it wouldn't leave. #maybe i should do it more often because this was very fun. #P.S. these gifs are quite big so i encourage you to click them. there's lots of tiny details =D #flashing

[amaliatheartist]

You got a hollow-point smile

#amalia's art #art #artists on tumblr #I should make more collages during the day #um anyways #I’m not that skilled at watercolours but i believe this is a good try even though it’s a fairly simple drawing #this song was originally called Trans Am :D #fanart #my chemical romance #mcr #mcr lyrics #mcr art #mcr fanart #danger days #danger days: the true lives of the fabulous killjoys #the true lives of the fabulous killjoys #killjoys #bulletproof heart #watercolor #watercolour art #collage #collage art

[arsenicpeppers]

I can never think about KEISUKE without thinking of...

It's cannon and you can't prove me wrong

#i am so proud of my shitty image #i knew collages were usefull in school even if i hated them #takahashi keisuke #initial d #keisuke #and i say shit about while meanwhile i cant spell

[redfurrycat]

🤠🤓🕵️🐓Chuck AU🐓🕵️🤓🤠

Hangster Folks,

I need your opinion on which scenario would better fit. I cannot for the life of me decide and it's driving me crazy... 🤪

Bradley as the nerd-turned-spy falling in love with CIA!Jake ---OR--- Jake as the nerd-turned-spy falling in love with CIA!Bradley

(Poll is under the cut.)

You'd do me a huge favour helping me choose.

Take care, sweets. 💖

#hangster poll #hangster #sereshaw #hangaroo #bradley rooster bradshaw x jake hangman seresin #I tots rec watching Chuck if you want to go crazy over two soulmates pining for one another with a spy/nerd set up. :D #homemade collage #🐈red🐈furry🐈cat🐈tag🐈

[drish1121]

#haunting adeline #love #collage #dark romance #quotes #h. d. carlton #gothic #dark romantasy #zade meadows #adeline reilly #book quotes #dark aesthetic #lines #aesthetic #dark love #novel

[aight-griffin]

One Piece collage au

Inspired by @atomikats

Everyone is their canon post-timeskip age

Luffy:

Freshman

Undetermined major

Rarely, if ever, goes to class

Spends most of his time hanging out with his friends, going to protests, and fighting in underground cage fights.

Only goes to college because Garp pays for it. (Luffy was dishonorably discharged from the navy and Garp didn’t want to deal with him anymore.)

Stays around because of the Straw Hats.

Can’t drive

Speaks Portuguese

Lives with Usopp, Zoro, and Sanji. He and Usopp technically share a room, but he always ends up in Zoro’s bed.

Shanks is his godfather, but they haven’t seen each other in ages.

Called his friend group ‘the Straw Hats’ relentlessly until they adopted the nickname too.

On the wrestling team

Ace and Sabo are both in grad school, but he sees them occasionally

Zoro:

Junior

Fitness and Health major

Got in on a Kendo scholarship

Gym rat

Follows Luffy around whenever he’s not at the gym, no one can tell if they’re dating or not.

Can drive, but doesn’t because “walking everywhere is good cardio.” (He can’t make it a block without gps.)

Constantly bickering with Sanji

Bit of an alcoholic

Big trans ally

Always harrumph’s when he finds Luffy passed out in his bed/wakes up underneath Luffy, but never kicks him out.

Joined the wrestling team because of Luffy, now takes it was more seriously than him

Nami:

Junior

Finance/Geography double major

Meteorology minor

Lives off campus with her sister Nojiko, who inherited an urban tangerine farm from their mom Belemere.

Met Zoro her first year, but only became friends with him when they both met Luffy.

Dating Vivi, a foreign exchange student from Egypt.

Knows how to pickpocket

Regularly drinks every other Straw Hat under the table.

Vivi got a Roll’s Royce from her dad and Nami drives it every chance she gets

Ussop:

Sophomore

Chemistry major

Botany minor

He and Luffy were in the same grade in high school when they met, but Luffy took a gap year and Ussop went straight to college.

Started going to the gym after Zoro convinced him

Legacy student

Has anxiety

Likes to tell wild tales about the school so he can scare freshmen, but they rarely believe him.

Dating Kaya, who wants to be a pediatrician.

Captain of the slingshot club, tells everyone he has the world record for farthest shot with a slingshot.

Has a 2004 Honda Civic named Merry that he loves almost as much as his gf

Sanji:

Culinary student at a nearby trade school

Met the rest of the group when he ended up as roommates with Luffy, Ussop, and Zoro.

Works at Zeff’s seafood restaurant most nights.

Kickboxes on the side

Has zero free time, still manages to cook for the Straw Hats most days.

Ran away from his abusive dad as a kid, nearly starved before Zeff took him in.

The other Straw Hats like to show up at his work and piss him off. (He loves when they come but refuses to admit it.)

Constantly going on dates, can’t hold a girlfriend for more than a week.

Can drive

Had a fling with Nami when they were sophomores, never really got over her.

Has bipolar

Started smoking to calm himself down during manic episodes. It didn’t help, but now he can’t stop.

Chopper:

Freshman

Biology/Pharmaceutical Double Major

Biochemistry Minor

Highschool age, but got a scholarship to go to college early.

Raised by his grandpa Hiriluk, who died when he was 15

Lives with off campus with Dr. Kureha, who’s old friends with Hiriluk. (He calls her aunt Kureha.)

Met the Straw Hats when he found Luffy, Zoro, and Sanji walking home after a fight. They were bleeding, so he patched them up, and they were friends ever since.

Simultaneously baby and smartest member of the friend group.

Robin:

History professor

Mainly teaches Ancient Civ, Lost Languages, and archaeology.

PHD in archaeology.

Traveled the world and did her own research for several years after getting her PHD.

Only been teaching for two years

Knows over a dozen languages, half of them are dead.

Nami and Vivi have a class with her.

There are lots of rumors about her having a criminal record or being part of the mafia.

Franky:

Local mechanic

Owns a shop called the Franky Family

Married to Robin

Lost his legs in a train accident

Made his own prosthetic legs, constantly tinkering with and improving on them.

Goes to night classes for electrical and mechanical engineering.

Addicted to Coca-Cola

Has a class with Ussop

Luffy and Chopper met him while picking up Ussop and now think he’s the coolest guy in the entire world.

Brook:

Music Professor

Former Jazz pianist, started teaching when the last of his band mates died

Oldest person in the school, refuses to retire

His is the only class Luffy regularly shows up to

Prefers piano, but can play just about any instrument put in front of him

Likes to joke about hitting people with his cane. (Never actually does obv)

Assistant coach of the fencing team, says he could’ve gone pro with it but “the music was calling.”

Jinbei:

Head wrestling coach

Assistant swim coach

Teaches various martial arts to kids in his spare time

Loves his boat more than life, takes it out every chance he gets

Looks mean and strict, but is actually the nicest coach you’ve ever had

Has a soft spot for Luffy because Ace was his star player, but only barely puts up with his antics

Always trying to convince Sanji to join the swim team

#one piece #straw hat pirates #one piece collage au #collage au #straw hat luffy #monkey d. luffy #op zoro #roronoa zoro #op nami #cat burglar nami #ussop #ussop one piece #vinsmoke sanji #op sanji #tony tony chopper #one piece chopper #nico robin #op robin #cyborg franky #franky #soul king brook #op brook #jinbei #first son of the sea jinbe

[theopiumeater]

@quirze on X

#artists on tumblr #modern art #artwork #art #graffittiart #graffiti #graffart #graffiti tag #90s magazine #90s aesthetic #y2k aesthetic #i d magazine #punk #graphic design #collage art #magazine scans #magazine illustration #magazine cover #magazine art

[breakonthroough]

Celebrate World Smile Day.

Friday, October 6th, 2023.

Let's smile, it annoys everyone 😁

#world smile day #monkey d. luffy #one piece rosinante #donquixote rosinante #draw #one piece #donquixote rocinante #rosinante corazon #artwork #corazon one piece #donquixote corazon #one piece nami #attack on titan #eren yeager #smile #pretty smile #kakashi hatake #kakashi sensei #tanjiro kamado #demon slayer tanjiro #collage #cora #cora san #fanart by breakonthroough #fanart one piece #op fanart #corazon op #corazon fanart

[galactic-bi-cat]

Tried my hand at designing some BTS themed bookmarks for my friend, but these can be used as blog headers too,,,, (probably, if the ratio fits)

Hobi

Yoongi

Love yourself (her, tear, and answer)

(Planning to print each pair on both sides of the paper, so they're meant to be reversible)

#bts #bts army #bts suga #bts art #min yoongi #jhope #headers #j hope bts #bookmark #this is for her bday in april #yes im doing this too early but its not the only gift im giving so im gettin these out while im not as busy #bangtan jhope #bts jhope #jung hoseok #suga bangtan #agust d #bts love yourself #this is half drawn half collaging things together til it looks good #suga fanart #jhope fanart #bts fanart #artists on tumblr

[amaliatheartist]

I've got all this love I've got to keep to myself

All this effort to make it look effortless

#amalia's art #fall out boy #art #artists on tumblr #this took hours to make #but I’m really happy with it :D #fun fact I used origami paper to make the person on the bed #fob #fob art #fob fanart #fob smfs #flu game #so much (for) stardust #fall out boy fan art #fanart #sketchbook art #sketchbook #collage

[theagenes]

Sebastian Vettel 2010 - 2012 - 2013 - 2018 - 2019.

Text cr. Oh darling, even Rome fell - via madzie-bane — Pictures cr. MotorsportImages.

#sebastian vettel #Do you know how much it hurts to post anything related to ferrari seb #notice I'd never done it before ? #that was for a REASON #going through the hockenheim 2018 pics on motorsport images ??? #pure hell #I literally cried :'D ✌🏼 #f1 #red bull seb #sv5 #web weaving #collage #red bull racing #ferrari #‎^•ﻌ•^ฅWebweaving

[do-not-lick-the-walls]

the seraph | the reader; of a devil put aside

chapter six tomorrow, you guys ready? >:)

#a devil put aside #good omens #good omens x reader #good omens beelzebub x reader #aesthetic #moodboard #collaged by me! :D #fun fact the painting on the top left #aka the pride section of the Seven Deadly Sins and Four Last Things #was a big inspiration for ch 4 #tw blood #tw religious themes

[userparamore]

i guess we were collateral damage / kissing in the crossfire

HAYLEY WILLIAMS - MY LIMB

#hayley williams #my limb #ffv/d #flowers for vases/descansos #paramore #hayleywilliamsedit #paramoreedit #lyrics #lyricsedit #collage #collage art #art journal #aesthetic #typo #typography #typoedit #dailyladylyrics #usermusic #dailymusic #*myedits