#chloes shitposts

[blush-and-books]

its romantic to have been together in all of your other past lives and its also romantic to only be united in one life and never again. hope that helps

#chloes shitposts

[vixentrickz]

(can you tell that I'm really salty about what happened to them?)

mostly salty about Luka cause he's my favorite character (to be a luka fan is to suffer)

#my art #mlb #shitpost #luka couffaine #chloe bourgeois #miraculous ladybug #artists on tumblr #the writers knew that they would be too good for this show if they gave them arcs/kept them in the show #NOT A SHIP POST BTW #run #i dont think any amout of fix it fics could fix THIS wound #luka was just too mentally stable for this show /j #man #im very salty

[blanket-of-moss]

According to ibispaint I spent like 11 hours on this goddamn chlolila shitpost so I can't not post it-

I need more art of them just being silly or I fear I may pass away

Anyways I imagine them (aged-up ofc) getting bored as hell at all those fancy political/business dinners and parties, so they pass the time by drinking...and one of them gets a little drunker than the other-

Here's a non-shaded version, as well as the original meme:

#miraculous ladybug #mlb #miraculous #miraculous fanart #mlb fanart #miraculous ladybug fanart #lila rossi #chloe bourgeois #chlolila #chlila #miraculous shitpost

[2ndstar-ontheright]

I'm sorry these look so bad lol

#be more chill #christine canigula #micheal mell #micheal in the backrooms #rich goranski #jake dillinger #chloe valentine #brook lohst #jenna rolan #dustin kropp #jeremy heere #bmc memes #tweet memes #whatever these things are called #be more chill incorrect quotes #shitposting

[chloerie]

Right so I’ve been seeing those ‘ if I get *x amount of notes* I’ll do x’ so

If this gets 700 notes, I’ll start writing more and posting more

And try to do my multi-media school project

But by my birthday(June seventeenth)

EDIT: The notes limit is now 100 bc 700 is too much

#chloe’s shitposts #this is a shitpost

[kynimdraws]

Alear voice at early game: I am surrounded by weirdos

Pls don't tag any of this as ship bc I do not ship any combination of these three btw (nor do I really ship Alear with anyone)

#chloe #louis #alear #f!alear #fe17 #fire emblem engage #shitposting #kyleeart

[insidemymind19]

If you had of told me a year ago ross would be the 1975 with the most pda in their relationship I would’ve LAUGHED in your face, but I’m so here for it

#thoughts inside my mind #chats #the 1975 #ross macdonald #evie’s shitposts #shut up evie #chloe bennet #I love them!!

[papaparalyze]

#is this anything #hololive #hololive jp #secret society holox #takane lui #sakamata chloe #shitpost

[ayrtyo]

Chloe, stop scaring everyone off please..

#pokemonart #pokemonoc #pokemon #eevee #eevee oc #pokemon mystery dungeon #pmd #this started as a shitpost #but now I really like the idea of evil/possessed Chloe #and I must make this a plot line ÒwÓ

[5eraphim]

Detroit Become Human Characters Ranked best to worst Huggers

1. Luther: Big, robust, and beefy man. Sure he wasn't exactly brought up to be so soft by nature, but now that he's free? Hugging is now second nature to him, and he wants to share as much comfort and love as possible. Think of this as his way of making up for the lost time.

2. Kara: Was, in fact, programmed for this. A mother bear to her core, one who is equally protective and fierce as she is tender and loving. She is absolutely the type to drop what she's currently doing and partake in a bit of snuggle time if she notices you're looking a little down or if you tell her something is the matter.

3. Chloe: Again, c'mon, you KNOW she is just the sweetest, and she's all for hugs! Surprisingly she's also pretty intuitive and, without asking, would be able to pick up on your body language and tell whether you needed something soft and quick or if you were in serious need of a little physical intimacy. Will probably give you a kiss on the cheek, to boot! (Consider the rest of the Chloes, too, for a cuddle pile.)

4. Simon: While it's true that Simon might come off as a little uneasy and quiet sometimes, to those close to him, it's less awkward and more calming. Gives the best hugs to those close to him. He's surprisingly warm and very comforting. Definitely, the one you'd want to go for if you were in the mood to just vibe out while in another's arms. ( He's a lot stronger than he looks.)

5. Markus: Simon and Markus are at about a tie regarding who is a better hugger, and it mostly comes down to personal preference. Markus is your guy if you're more in the mood for a strong, secure hug. But he's also probably not the type to initiate hugs or tell if you're in need of one.

  6. Josh: He would be much higher ranked here. However, it's just that he's more the one who would much rather receive a hug, rather than give on. But still, that isn't to say he would ever deny you a hug if you were to ask! Very gentle and calming, if everyday life left you feeling overwhelmed, and you just needed a break for a minute, he's your guy! Just be prepared to return the favor later.

7. Connor: Again, he is pretty quiet and maybe a little socially awkward, but he has a bit of a hidden sweet spot for hugs! Connor may come off as stiff with the hug, but he's doing his best! Though all this in mind, he likely won't initiate any physical touch with you unless you either ask first or if he asks and you say yes.

8. Daniel: Oh boy, if you're not someone he knows very well or has a long history with, any physical contact likely wouldn't go over well with him, full stop. However, if you can manage to get past his defenses and convince him he's safe around you, there's a whole other side to Daniel to get to know! Like Connor, Daniel likely wouldn't touch you without permission first, and he might unintentionally have a considerably firm grip and a bit of a clinger. But he does all this in an endearing way. Like a child who doesn't know any better but to cling as tight as possible to the people they love the most. You can't fault Daniel for acting like this or even see any of this as a bad thing, to an extent.

9. Hank: He is 100% the kind of person who says they hate hugs but will offer one if you're someone close and look like you really need one. Also, this goes both ways as he is the kind of person who never asks for one but wouldn't hate it if one were to offer. (Well, at least not in public, of course.)

10. Gavin: Alright, so disregarding the fact that it's probably a mistake to go to this man for emotional support any day. Additionally, this guy really falls flat when it comes to understanding the emotional needs of other people unless they outright tell him. So if you were feeling bad and asked for a hug, maybe you could get a half-decent hug out of it, perhaps he'll even throw in a joke to try and cheer you up here, but that's about as good as it might get with this one.

11. Kamski: Kinda a unique case this one! While most of the other characters rated lower on the list are poor huggers because they simply aren't the touchy-feely type, this does not extend to Elijah. He can tend to clam up and get a little awkward when it comes to hugs because he has issues with physical touch, but if you were to go to him, genuinely emotionally vulnerable and in need of comfort, he might freeze up here. It's a situation well outside his comfort zone, and he might be awkward.

12. Nines: A bad hugger in the "I don't see the point of this, and I don't care" full-stop mentality. He has potential sure, but I wouldn't count on it.

13. Zlatko: literally, what did you expect?

#found a draft from 2019- so vintage! #dbh #shitpost #detroit become human #dbh kara #dbh connor #dbh markus #dbh chloe #dbh luther #dbh zlatko #dbh nines #dbh kamski #dbh gavin #dbh hank #dbh daniel #dbh simon #dbh josh #x reader

[sieglinde-freud]

the way they j started making out in the C support caught me off guard but like im here for it

#i love women #fe chloe #fe merrin #fe engage #fire emblem #fe shitpost #chloe/merrin #do they have a ship name. they should. what is it

[blush-and-books]

i see so many posts about how january is miserable but have yall ever lived through a fucking february. "january is cold" "january drags on way too long" february is a competition of how many absolute life catastrophes you can endure in the shortest span of time possible

#february #chloes shitposts #winter

[lurkingsomewhereinsecretshanghai]

alisa: okay, so if i jump from up here, how long does it take for me to reach the ground?

benedikt: please use the staircase. this building has six floors

roma, already putting a mattress: you're definitely high, but i’ll tolerate it

#books #these violent delights #chloe gong #our violent ends #secret shanghai #best duo in secret shanghai #roma’s lifespan shortens ever since he and alisa reunited probably #roma montagov #benedikt montagov #alisa montagova #white flowers #another day in the white flower headquarters probably #i think ben has every reason to freak out but it's fine #this is shitpost

[you-get-me-closer-to-god]

I have a shopping addiction 😔

But my Vivienne Westwood purse comes tomorrow!!! 😊

#vivienne westwood #shopping addiction #shitpost #Chloe’s diary

[romajuliettemai]

I would wanna be besties with Katherina (Mai? Montagova?) yk when she was older because idk I just feel like with the family line she has she would be the most epic friend out there

#chloe gong #foul heart huntsman #foul lady fortune #secret shanghai #our violent ends #these violent delights #last violent call #secret shanghai finale #secret shanghai series #absolutely no grammar shitpost

[ohmanareyoucereal69]

Why does it look like she peed herself and she’s in shame

#max caulfield life is strange #life is strange max #max caulfield #real #life is strange #chloe price life is strange #lesbian #me core #lesbian girlblog #girlblogging #shitposter #shitpost #wlw