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i accidentally napped and had a dream (nightmare?) where a new update for stardew valley released where everything was the same except on a random day in year 3 Evelyn would just straight up die. There was a whole cutscene that started in her house where she collapsed, and then transitioned over to the hospital where Harvey gave George and Alex the worst news of their lives. However, they got to speak to her where she said something along the lines of "Yoba will protect me, and I am sure he will let me watch over you."

Alex and George would not talk to the player for more than a few words for a full season after this event. George would spend most of his time in the bedroom, so if you had less than 2 hearts with him, you could barely ever speak to him.

And Alex... oh my god, poor Alex. If you were married to him during this event, he just stayed in bed all day. Otherwise, if single, he would just stand on the beach most of the time, staring off into the ocean. If you tried to interact with him, it would just say "Alex is grieving... Better leave him be."

There was also other NPC dialogue like mayor Lewis saying "I haven't seen the community in this state of mourning since your grandfather passed..."

there was also a glitch where you could make Evelyn live forever and there were entire guides for the "immortal Evelyn glitch" that got patched out in the next update. If you tried to perform the glitch after the patch, mr. Qi would tell you that "hey, it happens to all of us. We can't prevent it, and neither can you, no matter how hard you try."

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who are u and why havent i followed u sooner

Nora, author of a ungodly amount of Hamilton ffs, a My Fair Lady addict, a theater preteen, and Swiftie

#chloe answers! #Taylor Swift #my fair lady #my fair lady movie #swifties #swifties unite #intro post ig #important

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Oh. My. God.

(Modern AU.)

Hamilton: I know some of you see Threads as the successor to Twitter but I personally hope both apps burn to the ground

Eliza who just wants her husband to sleep with her: Alexander what the actual fuck-

Source: @staffs-secret-blog

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Should I change my profile picture?

#chloe’s shitposts #this is a shitpost #poll

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a photo for my roleplay-

Found this on Twitter, so I thought, why not posting it here and doing a tag game 😊

Ok, I’ll go first

If he is the reason, I’d go to prison gladly 🥰❤️‍🔥

Tagging: @killerqueen-ofwillowgreen @nic-214 @milkyway-ashes @dr-radiation @whitequeen-ofwillowgreen @sunsetdaydreamer @therockywhorerpictureshow @delicatelyfantasticninja and everyone 😊

Sorry if I forgot to tag some of you!

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Tips That Can Save Your Kid’s Life.

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OMG?????????"OMG????? ELIZABETH AFTON ART IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD TWENTY TWENTY FOUR????????????????????????????????????????????????

betty

#fnaf #elizabeth afton

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Barbie: *crying*

Sasha: Barbie, what's wrong?

Barbie: I’m OLD.

Sasha: … What?

Gloria: The optometrist said she might need glasses.

Barbie, loudly: I’M ALREADY TURNING INTO MY MOTHER.

Ruth, currently wearing glasses: Why are you like this? All this crying isn’t necessary.

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Help

someone interact with @catharinavanrenss , @rolfrodgers, @theroyalfamilyofgenoviafanpage

#chloe’s shitposts #this is a shitpost

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ANRHFJFJDJDHDHDHEDHFHHR EMILYYYYYY

Haley and Emily

I didn't have the chance to write proper headcanons for them atm, but, eventually, i'm going to edit this post and write them in this section just as i did with the previous redesigns (from Abigail, Sebastian and Sam)

Who should i do next?

#god i adore them #i love this emily sm #haley stardew #emily stardew #sdv #stardew valley #sdv fandom #sdv fanart #stardew valley fanart

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All of the above/j

I don’t remember, honestly just family portraits or something :/

WHAT POSES DO YOU USE HELP

What post are you asking about?

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I’m rebloging this from the op :)

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Haha yeah

I love how all of Emily's heart events look like drug trips

#stardew valley #sdv #sdv emily

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HEYYYY

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“Please stop writing! The very next thing you write will actually happen!”