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We talk a lot of shit about video speedrunners creating ridiculous arbitrary challenges for themselves, but chess players were busy inventing a form of chess tournament where you conduct a round of boxing between each match as early as the 1970s, so maybe gamers have just always been like that.
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Me playing chess against a 12 year old with the intent of killing her friends: Yeah i'm a total grandmasterpilled chesscel. I'm basically going chess mode and i'm giving checkmatecore vibes
My subordinate Z, chief of staff: Vice President I think God should kill you
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♟️ unholy
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Ah, childhood memories (Patreon)
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season 6 + games + faceless
[Image ID: four gifs from 911 season 6
GIF 1: from episode 6.1 close up shot of Eddie and Chris playing boggle with "Let" in the middle. GIF 2: from episode 6.4 close up shot of Chim and Eddie playing solitaire at the firehouse with "The" in the middle. GIF 3: from episode 6.11 close up shot of Buck and Bobby playing gin rummy with "Games" in the middle. GIF 4: from episode 6.13 close up shot of Buck and Eddie playing poker with "Begin" in the middle.
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Literally just tell him you like him it doesn't have to be this complicated :')
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Anyways congrats to Dream, I hope he's having a lovely evening, and congrats to Sapnap for having the forethought to have a soundproof streaming room.
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I’m pretty sure these two don’t actually have any idea what the words they’re saying mean. They're just parroting the same sophistry Wapol says.
Dishonorable mention for simplifying some of the key words of this arc out of this scene. Dalton says that Vivi feels for her country, to which Chess replies “Feelings are politics?” and “Politics has no need for heart!” Kuromarimo adds that “What’s important is the system.”
Even though I think the translation as-is did a pretty decent job of communicating the meaning of the words, the story itself puts emphasis on particular words. Specifically the word Chess uses for “heart,” which is the same one Hiriluk uses when he talks about how he was healed by the sakura and how his research will heal this country. Hiriluk is trying to heal a country’s heart, but we can see here the people in charge of the country have no hearts.
All of this has a cumulative impact on Dalton later, but when they take the key words out of this scene it’s harder to understand why.
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I'm not going to do this as a reblog because I don't want to shit up somebody else's notes with pedantry, but the really funny thing about that joke about how the British and the United States can't play chess because the British are missing their Queen and the US is missing two towers is that in chess handicapping, queen odds (i.e., beginning play with no queen) and two rooks (i.e., beginning play with no rooks) are roughly equivalent – that'd actually be a fairly evenly matched game!
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Random headcanons about chess because I'm a chess autist and refuse to believe Henry Winter could play well and I need to imagine them all playing, ok.
Richard read Nabokov once and thinks he understands the essence of the game and that he can solve anything if he tries hard enough (he doesn't know what a fork is). He thinks puzzles are as relevant as games (WRONG). His play experience is 0 and they all secretly hate the way he grabs the pieces, but are too busy being bemused by that he opens with bizarre theory to say it. Richard thinks it's socially acceptable that his favorite opening is the fucking Bird.
Henry, surprising to nobody, would be barely above a beginner's level. He would understand calculations and theory, but absolutely gets frustrated when the opponent deviates from theory or their usual playing style, and he cannot at all improvise or think on his feet. After studying *some* beginner level literature he'd give up because it truly isn't as romantic as it sounds. Has an abhorrent record with black, it's almost impossible for him to play anything but the most boring Queen's Gambit you've ever seen.
Bunny would probably be among the many kids who first has seen a chess board in 1972 when Bobby Fischer won the World Chess Championship and it became cute for the American middle class to engage with the sport. He'd honestly thrive in a chess classroom/club environment and be a comfortable club player. Wouldn't think of admitting to having been a chess child though, pretends its all-natural and common sense. He rants about "the Soviet Jews" too much to fool anyone that knows anything about chess-sport. His downfall is that he relies on both playing as black and inventing complications instead of a strategy, but it's not really obvious unless you look away for a while.
Camilla and Charles' grandaunts showed them like The Opera Game and they leafed through some library books, maybe took it a step farther and played with old people in the family on a whim to show what educated children they were. Both would get pretty competitive with Bunny about it, but ultimately it's in good fun (or as good as it can get). Charles is more impulsive and likely to explore complications and dabble in things for fun even if it loses him an advantage, Camilla rationalizes until her last resources, and then absolutely guts the opponent towards the endgame. They rarely play each other. They would hate modern games and the clocks. Charles would enjoy random chess as well, usually ends up playing it with Bunny since they have no memory of where the bishop goes and which one is the queen. Camilla can't do mental chess, but absolutely draw up boards and positions very romantically and has a paper set to explore variations.
Francis was tutored in "classical" theory and, begrudgingly, agrees with Bunny on that the Soviet style is absolutely abhorrent. Likes games to have a time format, enjoys using the clock as a tool against his opponent and seeing them lose control of a situation because of their poor time management. Absolutely psychologically torments his opponent by smoking in their face and pretending to be distracted. Is quite good, but also far from intuitive. Prefers to play black and enjoys Armageddon.
Judy and Richard have done coke off a chess table.
They all think correspondence chess is a sham, and would cringe if they knew what a chess computer is.
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team free will going back home from a hunt with the windows down to air out baby from the smell the corpses left behind from having to put them in the backseat (since there wasn't enough space in the trunk) listening to taylor swift cause it's jack's turn in music and dear john comes on... and then cut to these four grown ass mfs absolultely loosing their collective shit screaming along to it from the top of their lungs because ✨️daddy issues✨️
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The amount of 3s on Mikoto is now too much to be coincidence please
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I've had a pitch crush on someone for a while! I really hate them! >:)
But one of our hatefriends just told me they might be pale for me? >:O
If they are, what do I do??? How do I make them hate me properly? :(
I don't pity them! I don't even know why they pity me! Or if they even really do! :?
It's really confusing and I don't want to have to reject them and then have to try and ask them out! That's not gonna go well!!! >:(
yeah i dont know that sounds awful i think personally id just die
questionable advice: either try upping the annoyingness and going all out with pitch flirting or just sit them down and just actually ask them if they pity you or not maybe youll get lucky and they dont but either way at least youll know right so that sucks a little less than not knowing
bad advice: kill their lusus maybe thatll make them really mad at you
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Unexpected Baggage (Pt 2) — X-Men First Class & Ms. Marvel Fic
Erik sorted through the piles and piles of loose leaf evidence he had piled up over the years, trying to find some connection to the address the man from the bank had given him.
Strange girl with suspicious origins he was now responsible for aside, he was still planning on hunting down Shaw. In fact, knowing that he was doing the same thing to other kids made him all the more urgent.
Which meant he was going to have to arrange fake papers for Kamala, too, once he had an idea on who exactly he was searching for.
Speaking of Kamala, he craned his neck around to look at her sitting on the exact same seat she had taken upon entering the room. She was being strangely quiet.
"Everything okay?" He asked, trying to decide if that was a bad thing and if he really wanted the chatterbox back.
She grunted, eyes fixed on a strange plastic and metal device she was holding in her hands. It had a glowing screen on it, and music coming from some source, even though it was not nearly thick enough to contain a voice box.
"Are you okay just sitting in that chair for three hours?" He asked uncertainly.
"Mhm." She replied, jamming her hand on a button, "You told me to entertain myself, and I figured, might as well complete my X Pokedex while I'm stuck with no WiFi."
"... Pokedex?"
Her eyes snapped up like a shark that had smelled blood, "You don't have Pokemon here?"
"Uh..." He was beginning to regret asking. Yet his silence told her the truth.
Kamala inhaled sharply, grinning excitedly, "Oh, you're going to love this-"
He could be hunting down Shaw and his accomplices. It was disgusting that he had been walking free for more than a decade and yet the man was still breathing. Every minute wasted felt like a personal failure.
Yet, he spent an entire two hours being introduced to a video game(???) franchise about cutesy animal fighting rings, by a strange time-traveling girl. And it wasn't particularly fulfilling, but he couldn't find it in himself to consider that time wasted.
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