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peterfankoffski · 4 months

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How are these all the same man I don't understand they look nothing alike

#i know hair and makeup do wonders i'm IN theatre #but what the HELL T-T #team starkid #starkid #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #peter spankoffski #pete spankoffski #ted spankoffski #cineplex teen #(aka toby dabria my best friend toby dabria)#tgwdlm #the guy who didn't like musicals #black friday #black friday musical #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #joey richter

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puppetmaster13u · 5 months

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Prompt 126

You know what would be hilarious?

Constantine comes into one of those meetings as he sometimes does every blue moon. Though the proper word would be storms into a meeting and practically slams a whole stack of papers down. “Can someone bloody explain to me why the American-fucking-government is trying to go to war with the fucking Infinite Realms?!”

The Justice League is of course alarmed and confused- and also John weren’t you in Hell?! Yeah, he was, where the fuck do you think he found out about this?

Now if you’ll excuse him he’s going back to the House of Mysteries with his now haunted trench coat. John, John Constantine what the fuck do you mean by that? No don’t just leave, don’t leave this mess just for them- JOHN!

#dpxdc #dcxdp #prompts #John: Trenchcoats haunted #JL: What #John as a giggle comes out from beneath his coat: Trenchcoats haunted #John got a get out of hell free card via Clockwork seeing an Opportunity for good timeline #And hey his favorite ghostlings also get a mentor now #John: I did not ask for 5+ children #Clockwork: Too bad you’re now their human caretaker have fun #The GIW were getting Bad #Like bad enough Sam and Tucker are practically full ghost now #Team Phantom pointing at the skrunkly sad trenchcoat man: New Dad Acquired #Constantine in Hell: What #Clockwork: Hello new son here are papers with proof of everything and can you tell the speedsters to stop thanks #Constantine now out of Hell: W h a t

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honeyspeeches · 5 months

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what if i reposted all of my klance art huh. what then.

#the fact i haven't drawn them in almost two years..... devastating.#DEVASTATING I TELL YOU #i need to get back into it #what t he hell am i doing studying ???? have i forgotten who i am?????#klance #voltron #my art

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ef-1 · 10 months

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"A quick word for Dilano in Spa, it's a tragic day for motorsport, we lost a driver today, I just want everyone to think about that[...] Eau rouge and Spa needs some looking into because we've lost 2 drivers in a span of 4- 5 years, it's a really dangerous corner, we say it every year it's not fair what happened today"

#holy hell. what an indictment #f1 #lance stroll #Dilano van 't Hoff #austrian gp 2023 #blanket tw

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lazylittledragon · 3 months

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I like that in game the companions are always wearing very cunty high fantasy clothes and you always draw them in comfy sweaters/cardigans/pyjamas. as they deserve tbh

they deserve COMFORT!!!

#ramble #bg3 #it doesn't matter what a character's canon outfit/style is #you're going in the big sweater #this is a threat #i refuse to believe astarion is anything but a big comfy lump at home #he's either dressed to the hells and back or wearing pyjama pants and a t shirt that says 'cunt' on it with no inbetween

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ryllen · 24 days

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#i c an ' t with h i m #mod posting #i saw someone posting screenshot of his eyes #but for me is this fcking goofy scene what the hell #his baby logic i' m cry in g #his crime is being annoying but naive and funny; that at times u can only laugh at him instead of being angry #thank god this is my first event with him in it #i feel like he is more annoying at other events #god help him #bless him with some more manners #i seriously ruled sebek out of my interest before i started playing twst #bcs i know his personality is pretty much being head over heels over malleus and that seemed to be all there is to him #fhsh i meant come on who can penetrate that kind of mind; the barrier is strong that one #but we find a way we always find a way

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cosmosnout · 9 months

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Winter

#art #digital art #my art #fanart #fe3h #fire emblem 3 houses #fire emblem #fire emblem three houses #fire emblem fanart #dimitri alexandre blaiddyd #feh dimitri #fe3h dimitri #dimitri fire emblem #blue lions #azure moon #fuck you artblock #thinking about what dimitri was doong during the t years makes me really sad #like we seriously don’t talk about heo thsi man was completely on his own wandering arounf fodlan with like no food or shelter #like winter months must have been absolute hell

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punchable-panda · 8 months

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This is so unbelievably old and I am, unfortunately, never going to finish it 😞

It was made for Percys birthday post that happened like, idk last year? When nico got him the Tartarus club shirt

Anyways this is for the my percico fam 🥰🥰🥰

#cringe for cringe #percy jackson #pjo #percico #percy jackson and the olympians #nico di angelo #Percy looks fine but idk what the fuck happened with nico 💀#I tried but I could not fix him 💀#can you imagine your gf gets you a damn test exam but the gremlin boy gets you a personalised T-shirt of your time in hell #embarrassing #annabeth do better #smh

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domreader-headcannon-scenarios · 2 months

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I came to your account to read Raphael stuff and ended up going through your cbt stuff and now those two are combining in my brain and ohhhh

That poor, pretty, angel would be so fun to introduce cbt to. He only recently got his cock freed from its chastity cage and now you want to crush his balls in a humbler. And he’s such a messy boy so you KNOW you could literally squeeze the cum from his balls and he’s be in such bliss. If he thought one orgasm was enough to make him a higher angel you’re gonna turn him into a god by the time you’re done abusing his poor cock 💞

I love this so much!! I’m like addicted to cb/t!

Rapheal

Cw: cb/t, humbler, pain play, messy ness, unrealistic cum, c*ck slapping,

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You didn’t have to try hard to get Raphael into a humbler, he offered his balls willingly.

He jumped as it squeezes his balls, he whimpers, panting with a smile. He spread his legs, trying to ease the pressure in his testicles. You dig your thumb into his exposed balls, he jolts and cries in pleasure and pain, his cock twitching.

He lets out a high pitched cry and you watch in amusement as cum squirts onto his chest and stomach. Raphael thrust up and tries to rub against you for friction. The pain didn’t bother him, he was so used to it, but it missed with the pleasure, the vulnerability…it leaves him ready to beg for more.

“I can feel your heartbeat…”

You purr as you grab the humbler and dig your thumbs into his balls. He loudly moans with little concern if any of someone hearing. He bucks, his cock standing straight up as pre fountains out, you notice he’s producing more with the more pressure you put on his balls.

“Aah! More! M-more tithe center, it f-feels so I-int-“ Raphael shrieks as you comply, his cock furiously bobs for attention as he tenses and throbs. “YYES! T-there!” He shrieks, voice getting higher and he visibly curls up, you notice his eyes are watering.

“Aww, are you about to cry?” You lean down and kiss him, putting your weight on his trapped balls. He moans into the kiss, holding you as he trembles. You slap his cock, watch it spurt out cum. Raphael sobs in pleasure and pain, he cums, his cock bobbing worthlessly as you ease of his balls. “Fuck…you’re really enjoying this so much I don’t need to touch your cock?”

Raphael moans and nods, thighs rubbing together in frustration, the pulling in his balls prevented from resting in the ground. “It’s so good…don’t stop! Crush them! Slap my cock! Hurt me!”

Raphael howls happily, his cock bobbing eagerly. You oblige and slap his cock repeatedly, each slap forcing more cum out of his cock. He moans in bliss as you keep slapping his cock, it throbs harder as you feel it inching closer to another climax.

Rapheal grins to himself. He is the only angel to ever feel this.

He was already a high ranked angel, but this? This would make him the highest rank! He’d out rank Gabriel and Michael!

He screams as your nails dig into his balls. You pause as he cums again, you lookup to se he’s bucking into the air grinning ear to ear, eyes dilated.

“D-don’t stop! Please! I can take more!”

#nsft #whb #sub whb #dom reader #what in hell is bad #Raphael #raphael x reader #raphael x mc #whb raphael #sub raphael #cb/t #cbt and ballbusting #cock slapping

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dudethatsmyundeaduncle · 9 months

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That Selkie Jason / (SEA CRITS) Au is very children's animated movie coded to me so I drew my brain rot.

Dick is the tween who hasn't discovered Hot Topic yet, just you wait, but thinks his brothers are Babies TM and can't be seen with them. Jason is going thru it with his "shit ass" older brother and baby Tim won't stop stalking his brothers wherever they go. I imagine they're like 13, 8, and 1/2ish,

As for their Sea Crit ids, Selkie Jason is king so he's a snowy baby. That Dick is an otter post changed my life so there he is.

I saw someone suggest that Tim should be a platypus which I would have drawn except I had already decided that he was gonna be a sea lion (they are very tim coded, big heads, droopy eyes, can probably skateboard etc) so there he is.

ps. if ur angsty him being a sea lion makes him even closer to jason and thus more threatening to Jay Emotionally.

I've drawn the boys all together because although I appreciate the angst I think the sibling trio trouble would be very fun, and stressful on Bruce who'd have to actually take care of three literal children at the same time.

#DC #batfam #selkie!jason #jason todd #selkie jason cinematic universe #dick grayson #tim drake #dc comics #dcau #yeah there's a tiny plat tim and what #thats agent T to you DUDE #idk how to tag my own art cuz my handle is Long as hell #my art

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theropoda · 8 months

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the difference between a boy and a man is that a boy will praise jiub's eradication of the cliff racer pest from vvardenfell but a man will detest his extirpation of a native species and the subsequent damage to the vvardenfell ecosystem

#seriously i can't help but wonder what the hell the ecologic impact of that must be #t #tes

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ogpromiscuouspaperplanes · 9 months

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