#but of course not

[callmevexx]

Post-Clone Wars AU in which Obi-wan stays with Satine ❤️

#I'll never get over these two I fear #this is the LEAST they deserved #but of course not #its star wars #satine kryze #star wars #obitine #the clone wars #star wars fan art #obi wan kenobi #obi wan x satine #obitine fan art #my artwork #duchess of mandalore #duchess satine kryze

[sweetcandygirl21]

rafael in his interview: make the predictable and expected unexpected and unpredictable

me:

#911 lone star #nope nope nope #why rafa why #i just want a beautiful wedding #with no drama #but of course not #this is lonestar #so we all have to be tortured #CANT WAIT #😫😫😫 #tarlos #tarlos wedding

[xjade-lotusx]

I still just can't believe THEY KISSED

#tragedy aside #we got a kiss #neil gaiman delivered #i thought that even though neil would never queerbait us #that because they're an angel and a demon #that somehow they'd be “above” human displays #but of course not #because they love humanity so much #so why shouldn't they show love in human ways as well #good omens #good omens season 2 #good omens spoilers #crowley #aziraphale #neil gaiman

[tinyplanetss]

all this drama's going on and shadow's stuck in the pit experiencing undertale

#lmaoooo #liveblogging #sonic prime spoilers #sonic #i thought maybe nine woud pull him out for hostage purposes or something #but of course not

[sapphirepolexia]

well…my ciu/csu is officially back yet again 🙃

idk what made me think that we had really found the cure like what a fucking joke nothing will ever fix it, it just comes and goes as it pleases

my body is burning and i want to fucking die

#personal #i was so looking forward to leaving this behind in 2023 #but of course not #csu #ciu

[soulless-bex]

at this point, i must ask: do writers know they’re not obligated to put romance in everything? because whoever the fuck wrote the scenario for loki didn’t know that

what the fuck was the whole loki x sylvie thing about???

#loki could have been romanceless #the plot would have been just as good #but of course not #why would they make sense for once #this is the result of forced heteronormative romance #because i would have been fine with mobius and loki as a couple #at least they weren’t the same person #loki x sylvie #anti loki x sylvie #romance in media is shit #romance is shit in general #marvel #loki series #marvel mcu #mcu fandom #loki layfeson #sylvie laufeydottir

[averysmolbear]

Today is going to be …. a day for sure. I’m tired and I’m cranky and I’m just clearly not the in the best mood at the moment.

This is what happens when you have a roommate who won’t put dirty dishes in the dishwasher and left laundry in the washer for two days. And then I get to deal with the shit!

#tessie rambles #cw ranting #I’m so sorry #just needed to get that off of my chest #all I wanted today was some Starbucks and to relax #but of course not

[hoarding-stories]

Why did I assume the listener questions episode was going to be a standard q&a ep

#wtnv #welcome to night vale #i was settling in for a nice informational 30 min #but of course not

[teaboot]

When I was a kid one of my moms would call her period "moon time" or "her monthlies" or shit like that and my other mom straight up stealthed it, but when I'm a dad I think I'm gonna go straight down the middle and call it Werewolf Week. Like sorry kids, dad can't roughouse right now, it's Werewolf Week

#Plus my sense of smell always goes crazy like a couple days prior #So #I feel like I could really lean into the mythos #They'll get the talk of course but Werewolf Week sounds way cooler than Lady Time or whatever the fuck

[redvelvetwishtree]

#of course everyone is silent #fuck israel #fuck the US #palestine #free palestine #gaza #gaza strip #middle east #free gaza #israel

[who-canceled-roger-rabbit]

Some spins on the "mostly male team with a token woman" trope:

The woman is trans and stayed in her old circle of bros even after transition

The woman is the only one in her circle of "girls" who didn't turn out to be a trans man

#of course even in that case i'd still make plenty of other characters female OUTSIDE the main team #there's a they wolf in my closet #gender #transgender #trans #lgbtq+ #queer #story ideas #writing prompts

[shoomlah]

I have a feeling that beneath the little halo on your noble head There lies a thought or two the devil might be interested to know You're like the finish of a novel that I'll finally have to take to bed You fascinate me so

You Fascinate Me So, Blossom Dearie

#good omens #gomens #good omens s2 #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands #my art #made with stolen time over the course of two extremely busy months but I'm so glad its done #Aziraphale's reading a first folio obviously #cones of dunshire voice: it's about the DETAILS #extremely excited to introduce everyone to this song about DEEPLY YEARNING for someone who annoys the hell out of you #its a banger

[whaledocboi]

ai generated images make me increasingly sad and tired the more i see them in more and more casual contexts. i dont know how to explain, but it just fills the world with a bunch of nothing. no matter how visually stunning the pictures might be, there's nothing behind it for me. no dedication, no emotions, no feelings, no hard work or creativity, nothing i can truly think about, admire or enjoy. i dont think thats how art is supposed to be

#not to mention ripping off and plagirazing real artists hard work of course #which is a whole other conversation #i cant feel the same love and adoration for whatever the slop machine produces #it will never be the same #im just really tired #anti ai #anti ai art

[liquidstar]

If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)

At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.

Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.

#i think about this story sometimes like yeah I'm proud of them for that too actually. good job baby brothers #they're not babies anymore of course they're turning 20 next year which is crazy #but they're still the type of people who'd do something if they saw something of this sort happen for sure #respectful of women and everyone else too. they're good guys #I'm glad I ended up with them living in my house against my will for like 14 years #anyway i have no idea where i was for all this but my best guess is probably a friends house given the time period #i was always at my besties house lol #i hope she's doing well too actually. haven't spoken in forever... #bestie from greek elementary school... if you're out there... let's get muffins and fanta at the bakery across the street again someday 💜☮️

[scubaby]

me making my ocs kiss is an advanced form of making my barbies kiss when i was 6. if only kid me could see me now

#artists on tumblr #art #my ocs #this bitch rocking a carabiner of course she eats box

[wildbasil]

things haven't been great but i think they will be. eventually 🌻🌼🩷

#personal #comics #tw abuse #digital art #personal comic #for the record no i don't think my mother loves me #but the idea that she did kept me in an awful situation for a very long time #the number of times people said “she's your mother. she's trying her best. of course she loves you” etc etc #but i don't think “love” and abuse are mutually exclusive #like even if someone DOES love you it doesn't mean it's not abuse and it doesn't mean it's ok #art tag