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snoelledarts · 2 days
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Wanted in all 50 states for tax evasion being too cute :)
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cody-welsh · 1 day
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Shakily posts this and runs for the hills
oh also @basyacriptid
Cody fursona real
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killthelamb · 16 hours
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phil's emotional distance caused a lot of pain for foolish as he was growing up under his care. foolish is a very quiet kid but desperate for love, and it was to the point foolish felt like he needed to squeeze his hands around phil's neck to get the man to look at him. whether or not he actually tried is anybody's guess.
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quinn-pop · 2 days
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okay fine i’ll bring back the egg. sorry for the pun but i’ve been sitting on this for a while because i can’t decide what to name them
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(thinking they/he???)
they love being warm and must be approximately as snug as a bug in a rug at all times <3
didn’t give much context before but we’re going with that the egg was abandoned in winter horns and recovered by a group of waddle explorers
there wasn’t a lot of (known) writing on dedede’s species so figuring out what to do from there was kinda hard and they didn’t really know anything for certain, but between a little research, a gut feeling, and dedede and mk already used to Parenting, they passed the egg onto them to look after and well. yeah
it was definitely a rollercoaster for dedede, to be given hope that there were others like him after all - so it was only natural he’d take it very seriously. he spends a lot of time with them and they’re very clingy because of it. he says they’re like a duckling
being so big also comes with problems because as clingy as they are, they outgrew being able to be held by other people pretty fast lol
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“meta pls stop looking like ur gonna punt our kid”
anyway i guess i’ll introduce the other kid next? between the two of them uhh dedede had a very tiring few years. stay at home dad problems i guess. on top of being a king lol
he probably realized how grateful he was that kirby was so independent lol..
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the real enemy is everyone (meta especially) having a busy schedule
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ubejamjar · 2 days
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FFXIV Vanilla Gpose | Six | Emote
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"Moren said the book was..... Where, again?"
Location - Crystarium - Cabinet of Curiosity Time - 11 a.m. Color filter - Pastel 1 Frame - Simple 2 Emote - Lookout + Ponder
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kennethbrangh · 3 days
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Ciarán Hinds in The Dry | 2.05
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thejacketscloset · 2 days
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Have I already shared the "Soap avoids acknowledging big feelings he doesn't know how to deal with by deep cleaning for hours on end" hc with the world? I feel like I have but I can't remember properly
Just imagine Soap getting news abt his family, someone being really sick/dead/dying and just. Dropping everything the moment the call is over to start deep cleaning any place that will take long to finish. He cleans until his fingers feel raw from the chemicals, his heels hurt from standing non-stop, and his nose stings from all the products. He'll even continue scrubbing down surfaces that he's washed 3 times already. Anything to keep his mind off of it.
He'll just refuse to stop, acting as if he doesn't even hear whoever comes in the room to talk to him.
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starfanatic · 16 hours
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The “always an angel, never a god” trend but with Greek Gods? (HEAR ME THE FUCK OUT)
Ares
Always hated, never adored
Aphrodite
Always seen, never to be heard
Athena
Always the statue, never a god
Poseidon
Always second best, never the best
Artemis
Always the attachment, never an individual
Zeus (titanomachy)
Always the soldier, never a child
Apollo
Always the lover, never the loved
Hera
Always the villain, never the hero
Hades
Always the ignored, never remembered
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teaboot · 2 months
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When I was a kid one of my moms would call her period "moon time" or "her monthlies" or shit like that and my other mom straight up stealthed it, but when I'm a dad I think I'm gonna go straight down the middle and call it Werewolf Week. Like sorry kids, dad can't roughouse right now, it's Werewolf Week
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hajimedics · 19 days
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I'M NOT YOUR DOLL AND I'LL THINK FOR MYSELF AND I'LL LIVE FOR MYSELF
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sushiisiu · 5 months
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hope they get incurable diseases from this bathroom
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radiance1 · 2 months
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The Justice League have a problem, one that needs some level of knowledge and expertise of a being from the Infinite Realms to give them a better chance of actually solving this problem.
However.
Every ghost they have summoned, without fail, took one look at Constantine. Squinted (yes, squinted). Then decided to go back to where they came without a word.
This. Would have been useful, nice even. If it was a situation where they needed the summoned being of a cult to head back to where they came without a fight.
But alas, that is not what is happening.
The Justice League, obviously, ask him why the ghosts keep fleeing back to their Realm at the sight of him, but Constantine can't answer because he genuinely has no idea why they keep leaving when getting a proper look at him.
So they keep trying and they do find some success in it. They summoned a boy, most likely older than he physically looks yet it still puts some of them off because of, well.
You know.
A boy with white hair and toxic green eyes. The boy stops short, as if not expecting to be randomly transported to somewhere else, takes a look around the room, then the Justice League. His eyes settle on one person.
Constantine, in particular.
He squints (Why do all of them squint? Nobody knows) and then a sudden looking of realization passes on his face. Different from the looks of vague fear and genuinely want to not involve themselves any further, his face held slight disgust and a heavy amount of disappointment.
Thankfully, he didn't leave immediately after that.
Constantine asks what's with the look on the ghost boy's face, the ghost boy in question squints even further. Stares at Constantine for a moment or two, buries his face in his hands and brings his knees to his hand and groans out.
"He could've done so much better."
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birf · 8 months
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leon cop slide
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keferon · 2 months
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I…AHAHAHHA…I DID THe THING
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imma-triple-a-battery · 6 months
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@mha-quotes-and-such
ah yes like mother like son
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tizzymcwizzy · 11 months
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AREN'T YOU HAPPY? AREN'T YOU GLAD? AREN'T YOU EXCITED THAT WE'RE FINALLY FREE!?
CAN'T YOU SEE THAT I DID THIS ALL FOR YOU?
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