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rainbowsuitcase · 2 months
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So much BTS lore feels like fanfiction and I can't get over it
Two of the members hated each other at first. They argued a lot and one time, they threw folded clothes at each other and the member who folded them had to come scold them. And now they keep reminding everyone how long they've known each other for. They wrote a song together where they said that "respect is a higher tier than love" and then called each other "my respect."
The smartest member of the group (one the previous two morons btw) didn't know how to tie his shoelaces until highschool. He doesn't eat seafood because he loves crabs. He's a literal geniues and he's so clumsy and such a dork (and I relate so deeply). And that body, guys, I'm telling you. This whole guy was made by a fanfic author.
Their company was near bankrupcy when they debuted. One of the members, who was getting offers from so many other companies, joined this one because he admired another member who was already a part of it. When these two met for the first time, member two was only wearing underwear and member one said "wow, thighs."
Another member came to an audition, not to audition himself but to support a friend. He was the only person from that audition round to get in. The friend did not.
Another member, who was studying to be an actor, was street cast on a bus.
One of them lost confidence and tried to leave before the debut, but another convinced him to come back, because they "needed him."
The whole industry hated them when they debuted and now they're arguably the best kpop group worldwide. (Arguably, read: argue with the wall)
(Add your own pls, I want to make a collection from this)
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inklingofadream · 11 months
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I hate videos/posts/articles/etc about why people used to like [person] and now they don't. Because the headline or title is always phrased like there's some real juicy stuff in there, probably definitely a reason that YOU shouldn't like [person] anymore! They probably did something bad! And no. They didn't. When they do, the title is "how [person] destroyed their own career" or "[person's} [racism/homophobia/meanness/etc] problem." But it's not, and they didn't.
This is a story you've seen play out on at minimum an annual basis since you started being on the internet unsupervised. It's the exact same internet darling on a pedestal to extremely cringe fallen idol who maybe had An ill-advised remark/story element/lyric/haircut would not be too petty for this category/5 minute doodle/normal action that people aren't being normal about because [person] is [marginalized identity] so they have to be 8 times as perfect and they WEREN'T, gasp!/tweet. It's like the passive aggressive version of a callout post. At least a callout post tells me what it is up front and often has either a specific summary or section heading in a google doc so if i buy it at all i can skim past the "made a joke about feeding the cat anchovies, cats cannot have anchovies it's bad for them" caliber stuff. This stuff always positions itself like it's going to be a Serious Analytical Essay/Video, journalism even! we promise this time!
But the essay etc is pointless. Analyzing why one specific person is experiencing this is entirely useless and boring to me, and has been since, like, the second one i so much as skimmed. There is, hypothetically, an interesting essay or paper to be written about the broader repeating phenomenon since it follows the same pattern so closely every time, but again by that i do mean An essay, one, no more, possibly slightly less even. But that's not what keeps showing up in my feeds! It's carbon copy number 78 about the same thing!
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harrysarchive · 2 months
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if only you knew, bunny: h.s.
pairing:
dormmate!harry x dormmate!y/n
summary:
"sorry! sorry i thought you were staying out with your mom the rest of the weekend!" harry says, rustling is heard in the background before im gentle moved to over and the door is heard opening. "you can open your eyes bunny."
warnings:
TW⚠️ body shaming
unhealthy relationship with y/n's mom (body shaming, controlling mom, just a shitty mom overall) also really short sorry i just wanted to tease these two
A/N: guys the way this has been in my drafts for about 4 months LMFAO lmk if you would want more dormmate!harry x y/n!
part two
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y/n's pov
The smell of peppermint vanilla carries along with the scent of books, soft chatter from the tv carries out in the small dorm, i glance over at the empty bed and a frown tugs at my lips.
"guess im on my own." i huff closing my book and tossing it to the side.
as i pick up my phone a knock makes me still, i glance at the door before walking over to it and slowly opening the door. my eyes catch sight of a lovely shade of green staring back at me.
"um sorry," he clears his throat, "my names Harry, and i think we're flatmates."
my eyes widen at what he says before my eyebrows furrow, "um im y/n, i didnt think i had a dorm mate."
"yeah 'm sorry about that i was in england for the past month, so i couldnt do all the orientation." he shuffles his bags and i snap out of it before throwing the door open.
"apologies, um i didnt think they did unisex dorms here."
"i wasnt expecting this either this is um C36 right?"
"yeah yeah you're right, well welcome to your dorm Harry..." i trail off not knowing his last name hoping he'd fill in the blank.
"styles!" he smirks holding out his hand and I place my hand in his giving it a shake.
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"oh my god! harry!" i squeak covering my eyes as i step into our shared dorm, a topless girl perked up on his bed.
"sorry! sorry i thought you were staying out with your mom the rest of the weekend!" harry says, rustling is heard in the background before im gentle moved to over and the door is heard opening. "you can open your eyes bunny."
i peak through my fingers and find our room empty, just the two of us. "i would've left har, you could've asked you know i dont mind." i mumble dropping my bags on my bed.
"nonsense i would rather spend time with you bun, though uh -if you dont mind me asking- why are you back so early?" he asked sitting us on my bed, i sit crisscross in front of him before tears start welding up in my eyes.
"god that woman is so fucking cruel to me har." i gasp out a sob as tears fall freely down my face.
"whoa bunny breathe for me." harry hums pulling me into his arms, broken sobs hiccup through me as i weep like a baby into harry.
"i do everything she wants, im trying to appease her and nothing is ever good enough it's either 'you look too chubby', 'you're face looks dull, use more moisturiser.' 'are you working out?' i'm sick of it!" i hiccup, "as soon as i got there she just starts listening all the things i embarrass her with. 'no daughter of mine should be in college, i got a nice boy down the street who comes with money and would love to be with you if you lost a couple of pounds.' i dont want that har, i've studied my whole life to be here. i want to be a librarian, have my own little bookstore that is where my happiness is and im not going to let her drag me down." i finish my rants tears and snot running down my face and into my hands.
harry stays quite for a little bit, rocking us slowly back and forth, i feel his lips press against my head before he lifts my head to look at him. he wipes away my tears before smiling lightly.
"you're a fighter, bunny. im proud of you, for not letting this woman take control of your life. for being your own goddamn person." he whispered to me before yanking me into a hug and tickling my sides, a laugh erupts from me before i start thrashing in his arms
"harry! stop!" i laugh before he lays on top of my the air literally being knocked out of me, "oof! you fat ass get off of me!"
"gasp! how dare you!" he gives me a cheeky smile before rolling off of me. "want to go get fro yo? on me obviously."
"ugh!" i fake displeasure rolling my eyes, "only because you want some and are paying sure."
harrys pov
i watch as y/n throws a hoodie over her head, i pull my bottom lip between my teeth looking at her legs on display, nice thick thighs and a ass that would make god sin. her face fresh with tears making her glow as bright as a star, a beautiful natural blush on her brown skin, lips plump.
a down right goddess.
"can we stop by a 7/11, momma needs some chips." she smirks pulling me out of thought as i burst into laughter.
"you're a clown!" i snort sliding on some shoes and grabbing my lanyard, i open the door for her and let her slide through, taking time watching her walk from behind before joining her.
" 'm so lonely i might take up that woman's offer with the boy down the street." she breaks the silence shoving her keys in her purse, my heart plummets.
fuck no.
"bunny you can do so much better than a man that will only want you if you lost weight." i sternly say and she snorts.
"well im waiting and theres no one in a 20 mile radius that would want me."
if only you knew bunny.
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LOVE YALL REQUEST MORE BULLSHIT!!
-all the love,
em
xo🐝
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sugawhaaa · 2 months
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hi love how are youuu <3<3
So, as my p1harmony writer of trust, i shall confess that i am in desperate need of jongseob content. And maybe youve already seen this, but this. This makes me *feral*.
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C3sYJK3voX5/?igsh=MWx1eGFtcG9yNXR3Zw==
I dont know who decided that its a good idea to put im in a crop top and pants like that, but *lord*, they deserve an award. Anyway, you probably know what im hinting at, and in case you dont, man's looking *tasty*
Pls whatever you can come up with is fine i will literally mention you in my will because I am actually deceased right now thank youuuu mwah<3 have a good one and thx for listening to my random jongseob rant byeeeee<3<3
JONGSEOB ONE-SHOT
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"I already know how it feels,"
Warnings::none (?)
Genre:: friends to lovers, little bit suggestive
Pairing:: bsf!jongseob x fem!reader
A/N:: sorry this is sooo shorttt it could've been longer but I feel like for this prompt it's quite good.
Request:: hiii I'm good ty ₍^ >ヮ<^₎ .ᐟ.ᐟ thank you for all the compliments (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄) and dw I am down bad for Jongseob this era too 👌mwah mwah ₍ᐢ. ̫.ᐢ₎ ur request made my day and I'd listen to your rants any day (╯✧▽✧)╯
You turned off the shower and pushed the curtain aside. You stepped out of the tub and dried off your body and hair. You did some basic skin care like a cleanser, toner, and moisturizer before wrapping your warm towel around your body. Your hair still dripping a bit. You opened the door from your bathroom and walked to the main area of your hotel to see Jongseob. You blushed as you stared at him, water dripping from your hair.
"Sorry..." he says softly with pink cheeks. His brown turtle neck sweater swallowing him. You sigh.
"It's fine," you chuckle and go over to your bedside. Jongseob carefully scoots over to you, his headphones that are wrapped around his neck still playing some Lofi beats. As much as he told himself he had no romantic attraction to you his eyes were still glued to your exposed skin and wet hair which made his heart flutter. You used your handheld mirror to brush out your hair and through it, you could see jongseobs curious and filthy eyes.
"You see something?" You said in a teasingly seductive tone.
"N-No!" Jongseob jumped and looked away. You giggled at him with a smile.
"Are you sure~" you teased further as you leaned closer to him, putting your mirror down. At first he looked away from you but after a moment he looked back at you. His eyes went from your face to your chest and a twinkle could be seen in them. "Don't act like I didn't see that little glance and smirk!" You say as you hit him.
"Hey! It was just a second," he tried to justify himself as he moved away from your violent hands. You laughed.
"How would you feel if I stared at your private parts?!" You crossed your arms jokingly.
"I already know how it feels," he said with a light smirk. Your heart paused before you realized what he meant. Now what do you say? I mean it was just because of your curiosity and to be honest, sometimes you just couldn't help it because I mean it's pretty uh prominent... "You're blushing," he teased as his hands crept closer to you.
You stammered as you tried to come up with some excuse or explanation. His fingers walked up your arm slowly. "Yesterday when we were at the hotel pool, the day before that at the food court in the mall, the day before that when we were on the car drive to our trip your eyes were just so glued to..." he chuckled as his headphones played Britney spears quietly. Your face may as well be pure red. You shook your head but Jongseob grabbed your chin and kissed you. "We're leaving in twenty minutes to go to the buffet. Be ready," he smiled before standing up and heading to the door. Leaving you a flustered and confused mess, your heart racing...
Meanwhile, Jongseob outside your room was having a panic attack. Did he say too much? Did he cross the line? Did he touch you uncomfortably? Was he being too cocky? Oh he was just freaking out.
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nu-carniviva · 4 months
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A censored version of Nu: Carnival is coming to the app store... Which is not good
When this was first brought to my attention, I honestly didn't believe it at first. I mean, why would I? Nu: Carnival has advertised itself as an adult-only game since it's release. I rarely go on Twitter since it's a total shithole, but that's how I found out that the rumors were true. Nu: Carnival - Bliss, they're calling it. The overall plot, events, and gameplay will be the same. But many crucial changes will be done to the dialogue, CG, and audio. Long post ahead, but I'll be ranting about it below
Why is this a bad move?
There are multiple reasons as to why making a censored, teen friendly version of Nu: Carnival is a horrible decision. I might not get them all, but here are a few I can think of off the top of my head:
It is literally impossible to separate the nsfw from the source. Whether the devs like it or not, they made an nsfw game. After the first half of the prologue, the game opens with porn. You are introduced to two characters at the time — Aster and Morvay. That right there is already an issue. Morvay is an incubus. He is a sex demon who wears leather lingerie. While there is certainly more to his personality, his is very existence is sex. Sex is what keeps him alive and fed. Morvay is very open about his sexual desires and the topic of sex as a whole. He doesn't find it shameful or taboo. So... What are they going to do with Morvay? He can't be removed since he's bonded with Aster. Censoring him will have him take a MAJOR hit. Now that leads me to the second part of this bullet point: sex is a crucial part of the plot. Essence is what keeps Klein stable. Eiden and his clan's job is to use their essence to fix the gem altars so said altars can keep the essence regulated throughout the continent. While there are several ways to replenish one's essence, the most effective way is through sex. Sex also plays a crucial role in expanding on the plot and the characters. Sex scenes aren't just there for entertainment, there is genuine lore within the dialogue. Through sex, Eiden bonds with his clan members in the most intimate and personal ways. He sees his clan members at their most vulnerable moments, and through that they share a deep connection. You can see when sex scenes go from Eiden and whoever the clan member is having sex just to have it to having sex because they genuinely care for each other and want to physically bond. I could delve deeper into this topic, but I'm sure you all understand by now what I'm trying to say. Sex is not just an accessory or perk. It's part of the worldbuilding
Minors will not be able to escape nsfw within the fandom. Since the game's release, the fan base has been entirely made up of adults. Since we are all adults, we freely talk and post about the nsfw parts of the game. You go on any social media platform where Nu: Carnival is discussed, and you will see nsfw. It's a very casual topic in the fandom, and in a way it's something that bonds us together… As weird as that may sound. My point is, making a censored version of the game is pointless, because the source itself in inherently nsfw and the fan base is full of adults making nsfw content which is usually uncensored since the artists expect for anyone in the fandom to only be adults
Minors in fandoms often bring drama... Hear me out on this one. Not to sound like one of those "grr minors dni I hate minors" people, but kids in fandoms often bring drama and discourse. As aggravating at it is, I have to admit that it isn't entirely their fault. When you're in your early teens, you're starting to discover yourself. You become very opinionated and defensive over your beliefs because you're trying to figure out who you are and where you stand in life. You're trying to gain independence and autonomy. It's normal... But it's very draining. Since Nu: Carnival has an all-adult fandom, there isn't a lot of drama at all. Sure, you're going to have stupid people saying stupid shit to start drama, that happens everywhere, but those people are typically ignored because it isn't too common. With kids coming into the fandom and starting unnecessary drama, it'll be so much harder to avoid. Not only that, but kids don't have as much media literacy as adults do. It's not an insult, but simply a fact. Nu: Carnival delves in a LOT of heavy themes in the game. Some of which are stated outright while others require you to read in between the lines to pick up on them. Since the fandom is all adults, it's easier for us to handle these topics and discuss them maturely
Why are the devs doing this?
My guess? Money. The devs are part of a company after all. At the end of the day, all companies want to make money. By making a game they can put on app stores, the game becomes more visible to a broader audience. People who have never heard of Nu: Carnival before will see what appears to be an innocent anime game when it's far from that. All it will take is a simple google search for people to see the the game is very much nsfw and not something minors should indulge themselves in. It's dangerous for both parties involved, both the minors and the adults
But hey, whatever's bringing in the money, right? Sigh...
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ellabsprincess · 11 months
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ellabs eating reader out at the same time ....
oh my god anon.......
sorry this isn't as long as my usual fics but here's a slutty drabble for you!! <3
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"sharing is caring" (ellabsxreader drabble)
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word count: 760
warnings: 18+, threesome, cunnilingus (r receiving), clit stimulation (ellie receiving), dirty talk, pet names (princess, baby), established relationship
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you had entered your shared apartment with ellie and abby, crying and chucking your work bag down on the floor. they had both gotten home much earlier, and were cuddled up on the couch, watching some shitty action movie.
as soon as they had heard your sniffles and abrupt entrance into the apartment, they were rushing to your side. abby cooing you and kissing the top of your head as you cried into her chest while ellie rubbed your back and asked what was wrong.
you let them lead you to the couch, ellie pausing the movie to allow you to rant about your terrible day. nothing had gone your way, and seemingly all of your coworkers annoyed you with their endless questions and mistakes.
you relaxed back into the soft cushions of the sofa as the stress melted away slightly, feeling safe finally at home and surrounded by the soothing presences of your girlfriends.
"aw poor princess, i'm so sorry you had a rough day," abby said, pulling you into her arms again.
"want abby and i to make it better?" you could literally hear the seductive look on ellie's face.
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sloppy kisses and slurping sounds echoed throughout the bedroom as ellie and abby nestled their faces between your thighs. you legs were spread so wide it was almost painful, but it was worth it to see both of your girlfriends on their knees for you.
currently, ellie was alternating between sucking and placing gentle kisses on your clit, while abby was lower, at your hole, filling you repeatedly with her strong tongue.
it was filthy, messy, and everything you could ever want.
you threw you head back in pleasure with a loud moan, your back arching to bring your pussy even closer to your girlfriends as your chest rose and fall, your hard and perky nipples on display, as ellie and abby had practically torn off your clothes the second you were in the bedroom.
abby was taking her time, slowly fucking in and out of you, but ellie was desperate. she was moaning and whimpering from the taste of you, and had begun grinding on her own foot, seeking pleasure and release. abby noticed and took a small break from your hole to give ellie some much-needed attention.
"feeling needy, baby?" ellie just nodded in response. "aww, you're getting off just from the taste of our girl's pretty pussy?" abby said, almost mockingly, but she was even more turned on from ellie's desperation.
you looked down at ellie to find her staring up at you with adoration, her face a wet, shiny mess as she responded to abby, "yes....she tastes so....fucking good!" ellie was struggling to respond coherently, as she had sped up her grinding, and her heel was nudging her clit perfectly.
abby chuckled. "well if you stop grinding like a slut and keep making our girl feel good, i'll play with your clit, okay baby?"
ellie nodded frantically before returning her attention to you, sucking your clit back into her mouth and making you moan loudly. abby's tongue found your needy hole once again as you looked down and watched her snake her large hand between ellie's thighs, knowing once she found ellie's clit as ellie let out a high-pitched whine and her pupils blew even larger.
"that's it, ellie, sucking my clit so well. and abby baby, fuck, your tongue feels so good."
ellie and abby were so desperate to feel you cum on their faces that they were practically making out with one another and your pussy. their tongues meeting repeatedly as they worked to bring you over the edge. you started to clench repeatedly, and the amount you were dripping and leaking all over their faces was enough to signal them that you were close.
abby's fingers on ellie's clit sped up their pace, bringing her closer as well as you finally reached your release with a particularly firm and pleasurably suck to your clit from ellie. you came gushing on their faces, making an even bigger mess as ellie soon followed, resting her head on your inner thigh and letting out a loud moan as she came on abby's fingers.
pulling away from one another and catching your breath, you suddenly realized abby had yet to cum, despite her clear arousal, and the wetness she could feel dripping down her toned thighs.
"oh shit, abby, i'm sorry, we didn't mean to neglect you", you apologized sincerely. "so why don't you get up here so i can taste that pretty pussy, hmm?"
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might continue this with a pt 2 and finish it with reader eating abby out
god i need my mouth on her as her thighs literally crush my head IM BEGGING
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papermint-airplane · 6 days
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WARNING: HUGE RANT AHEAD
As per the request from @nectar-cellar:
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Oh boy prepare yourself for a foul-mouthed rant because I am MAD!!!! 😠😠😠😠 Not at you, NC. I love you. You can do no wrong in my eyes. 😘
No I am mad at this STUPID FUCKING SIM holy shit
OK FIRST OF ALL
He started life like THIS
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What I can only describe as "Disney's Aladdin visits a dude ranch". Yes, I know I have used that exact outfit (minus the boots) for Roman before, shut up, you're not here to expose my hypocrisy, you're here to suffer with me because OH BOY DID I SUFFER.
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Ok so he turned out like this. Not bad, you say? No. Bad. Very bad.
I SPENT TWO AND A HALF FUCKING HOURS ON THIS STUPID MOTHERFUCKER AND THERE'S STILL SOMETHING OFF ABOUT HIS FACE AND I CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHAT AND I PUT CONTOURING MAKEUP ON HIS FACE AND YOU CAN BARELY SEE IT BECAUSE FOR SOME REASON, THIS SKINTONE IS IMPOSSIBLE TO COLOR MATCH TONIGHT AND I DON'T KNOW WHY BECAUSE I'M USUALLY GREAT AT COLOR MATCHING FUCK THIS GUY
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Yeah so I got him in Live Mode and there is just something about him that is pissing me right the fuck off and I don't know what it is. Is it the eyes? Are the eyes too big? Jaw too square? I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS AND IT'S PISSING ME OFF!!!!!!!!!! I really feel like the eyes are too big but I kept shrinking his eyes until he literally looked like this .👄. and it still didn't help.
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I went in and out of CAS at least 7 times and I can't figure out what's off and I can't fix it and I HATE HIMMMMMMMMMM
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"Who's made of pixels and sucks ass? This guy!"
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"Don't you just love me?"
NO I WANT TO HIT YOU WITH A BUS
I know that making masc men is a challenge for me. This is not new information. It's been a problem for 20 years, it'll be a problem for 20 more. I know what I find attractive in a man, I just don't know what looks good on a Sim. Know what I mean? No? Stop being difficult, you know exactly what I mean.
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I also tried using NC's new torso and oh boy that was an adventure because the torso is fire and his face is A FUCKING DISASTER. There is something about his head and his torso that are incongruous with each other and I don't. know. what. it. is. It's driving me crazy. No correction, it has DRIVEN me crazy, past tense. I am crazy now and this fucker is why!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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LOOK AT THIS PIECE OF SHIT WHY DOESN'T HIS HEAD FIT WHAT DID I DO WRONG
I even expanded my slider multiples so I could fine tune things thinking that would help but no I think it made everything worse ESPECIALLY MY MENTAL HEALTH
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I hate him. I HAAAAAAAAATEEE HIIIIIIIIIM
So by now you're like "Laura there's nothing wrong with him, Laura you're taking this too seriously, Laura he's fine" and I know. I KNOW! I STILL HATE HIM
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And you're god dang right I put that fucker on a pole. If I get community labeled because of this shit heap, I'm gonna lose my shitting mind.
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Literally fuck you, I hate you so much. I didn't even give you a name. Do you know what your name is? "Stupid asshole who won't behave" that's what your name is.
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I even threw Monica the Devil Girl in there hoping that would help. It didn't.
Know what the worst part is?
I enjoyed this. I mean yeah sure I hated the whole process and I hate the result and I hate this Sim and in a minute, I'm going to have an alien Sim land a meteor on top of his head, but there's something really cathartic about just unloading all of your vitriol on a Sim, you know? And it was definitely a challenge and definitely out of my comfort zone. I'll have to keep trying until I make a male Sim (other than Roman and Aiden) that I'm happy with.
This was a learning experience for sure.
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Piece of shit.
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sosa2imagines · 5 months
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My drunk boyfriends
"OH MY ODIN!!"
Let's just say hiding asgardian mead in empty juice bottles inside the kitchen was not a good idea but Thor thought differently. So when the poor innocent super soldiers were thirsty without thinking much just took each bottle and drank it all.
You weren't sure what it was when you heard noises in the kitchen maybe someone is hungry, maybe someone is cleaning or maybe Thor is searching for poptarts literally anything. But this was something else. There were snacks all over the place. Bags of chips and candy littering every inch of the counter tops along with the two massive super soldiers sitting on top of the kitchen island giggling like kids with their hands in the cookie jar.
"Bucky Bucky" Steve sang to himself while stuffing a chocolate chip one into his mouth "Yes Stevie" Bucky sang taking one for himself "Eating cookie?" "No Stevie" "Telling lies" "No Stevie." "Open your mouth" "Ha! Ha!" "What are you two doing?" Your voice broke them away from their nursery rhyme staring at your boyfriends both of them trying to hide the jar behind their backs. "Nothing Y/n" Steve gave you a dopey grin his baby blue eyes twinkling, snickering at his boyfriend attempting to stab a juice box with the straw. "Too hard!!" Bucky whined, sticking his tongue out in concentration trying to get his straw in to no avail looking back up to you for help. He gave you his most innocent puppy pout sticking his hands out for you to take his juice. Trying to hide your smile you helped him pushing the straw in and giving it back to him, shaking your head at the grin he gave you.  "you like herrrrrr" Steve howled making Bucky blushed, peeking at you through his lashes. "BUCKY HAS A CRUSH" Steve started to shout making you laugh. "She's my girlfriend" Bucky giggled at the last word, Steve's eyes lit up, a classic plan began to manifest now he was struggling with a juice box and gave it to you with puppy eyes you roll your eyes and helped him this time Bucky teased him "You like herrr" Steve blushed but unlike Bucky he didn't say your are his girlfriend in fact he asked you "Will you be my girlfriend?"  Trying hard not to laugh you told him "We've been dating for 2 years you dork" you watched his cheeks redden more, which only made him more adorable and he started to giggle "I have a girlfriend" and suddenly he gasped "I have a girlfriend and a boyfriend how cool is that?" Bucky's eye widen "I have a boyfriend and girlfriend too, Steve leave your boyfriend become my boyfriend"  "Bucky leave your boyfriend I will become your boyfriend" "Okay" "You dorks you both are already dating each other and me too!" you quickly told them before they can repeat the rant again. Both of them high fived each other going back to their snacks.  Suddenly Steve had another idea and whispered something in Bucky's ear. "Come on Buck" he gets off the counter. "Where are you going?" Steve shrugged but you gave him a pointed look while Bucky raised his hands, hoping to silently communicate. "Sit down finish your snacks and go to bed" you felt like you were talking to toddlers. "We wanna fly in Tony's suit!" Bucky demanded. "I can't believe I'm saying this" pinching the bridge of your nose "NO you can't just go take Tony's suit and go flying, now finish your juice boxes and go to bed" "NOOOO" Steve cried jumping onto Bucky, wrapping his long legs around his waist, holding onto him like a massive teddy bear giving you his best puppy eyes matching his equally ridiculous boyfriend. "WE DON'T WANNA GO TO BED" both said in unison with teary eyes. "Loves" "Please" Bucky pouted effortlessly holding the captain up while you mentally face palm yourself. "No! you cannot go flying! You'll end up hurting yourself " you gasped as Steve and Bucky had stopped listening to you they were back to eating more cookies. "Soft" Steve whispered giving Bucky's ass a poke, making him yelp. Bucky stared at him like a deer in headlights while Steve cackled to himself, tossing back another cookie into his mouth.
You were to engrossed at the scene in front of you to notice Tony walk in, his face equally perplexed at yours. "What in god's name?" Tony stared at the chaos that was taking place with you in the middle "Thor Odinson" you smiled while Tony cocked an eyebrow, waiting for you to elaborate "Guess Thor left some of his mead in the juice bottles" "Who would've thought this would be their downfall" he mused beside you suddenly your eyes widen with shock "Oh I think clothes are coming" you warned Tony but Steve's shirt flew right on his head, eyes growing wide when a pair of jeans followed. "I'm hot!!" Steve said "also I'm sleepy now" He yawned, "Okay, someone call an end to this" Tony covered his eyes while talking to you, hoping to get Steve into some clothes before hauling him back to your shared bedroom. "Y/n, I'm assuming terminator is behaving?" "Yeah, I" even before you can finish you were met with your boyfriend's Henley followed by his joggers landing on your head and you squealed when you found yourself hanging off his shoulder seconds later. Steve quickly stood next to him holding your hands and you looked at Tony for some help in the awkward position you're at the moment only for him to shake his head before falling down when his foot got wrapped in one of the jeans on the floor. "Buck, where are we going?!" He mumbled something while making his way to the elevator in just his boxer briefs. "Oh good idea" Steve murmured seemingly heard what Bucky mumbled. "Nap time" they mumbled sleepily, taking you to the bedroom and plopping down on top of you, using your chest and stomach as a pillow. "Cuddles" both said in unison "Mhm...then you both get cuddles baby boys" you giggled, caressing your fingers through their hair, unable to stop smiling from how ridiculously adorable they both are.
"Lets get married tomorrow" Steve suddenly said making you wide your eyes and Bucky looked like he was thinking about something "yes we can go to narnia" making you laugh even though they are drunk you know they are talking truthfully you three love each other alot, often in between the topic of marriage was mentioned and you all were on the same page and had decided when the time is right you will get married so you went back to playing with their hair and they let out a content sigh, softly snoring moments later. You bit you lip to keep your laughs down hearing the commotion outside your room in the hallway as Tony was complaining about who is going clean the mess.
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gyupinkys · 6 months
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#2
Idol Dino x afab reader
You finally meet your favorite idols and can't pass up the opportunity of a lifetime.
WARNINGS: unprotected sex, degradation, throat fucking, creampie, lots of dirty talk.
WC: 1.4K
A/N: this came to me in a dream...
You’re staring at Seventeen. Seventeen is staring at you. You look over to your dear friend Somi who dragged you into their dressing room after finding out they were your favorite idols. You nervously chuckle, too afraid to breathe or move. 
“Guys, this is my good friend Y/N.”
You snap out of your trance and send them a wide smile with a wave. 
“I’m sorry, I know I seem crazy, I'm just so starstruck.”
They laugh and begin making small talk with you. You’re calm on the outside but on the inside your freaking the fuck out because you’re literally being perceived by seventeen! You make the most conversation with Chan, he constantly tries to make you laugh and tell stories about their past. His wide, blinding smile and contagious laugh have your cheeks tingling and a smile permanently on your lips.
“Calm down” you whisper to yourself when you think no one is looking, missing the smile Chan sends your way. 
You're sitting on top of a counter when the guys start to leave one by one, hugging you goodbye. Somi leaves with Jihoon and Mingyu, leaving you and Chan in the room alone. You smile at him unsure of what to say. 
“Y/N, who's your bias?” he suddenly says, getting up and walking towards you.
Your eyes widen. He walks up to where you're sitting and stands between your legs, placing his hands on your knees. Your breath catches in your throat making him smirk.
“Don’t say it's not me” he says with a frown.
“Well it's really impossible to choose, but my top 3 are Mingyu, you, and Seungkwan. But if Mingyu wasn't there you’d be number 1 but you’re lowkey number one but I just don’t want to admit it to myself.” you nervously rant trying not to embarrass yourself but doing exactly that. 
“Number 2? I’ll take it.” he smiles. “Tell me what you like about me.” he says as he starts rubbing circles on your knees with his thumbs. 
“I think you’re a great dancer.” 
“What else?” he slides his hands up a little higher.
“Um, I think you're really good at singing and rapping and you’re really funny.” 
He squeezes your thighs as a thanks, looking at you with heavy eyes. 
“What else?” he says sliding you closer to him, pressing his bulge against your crotch.
You gasp, feeling him throb through his pants. 
“You’re so fucking hot, Chan.”
“Now that's what I wanted to hear.” he chuckles, grinding his hips into yours making you groan.
“Are you gonna let me fuck you? Or is number 2 not good enough?”
“You can do whatever you want to me.”
“You’re sounding like a groupie, Y/N.”
“I don’t care, I’ll sign a NDA if you want.”
“We don't need that if you keep these perfect lips shut. Or I can find a way to shut them for you.”
“And how’s that?”
“You can’t speak if my dick is shoved down your throat.” he whispers, making you clench around nothing. 
“Fucking hell.” you moan, throwing your head back as he pulls your hips to his tighter.
“Youre gonna let me fuck this pretty pussy just because I’m me? Or do you give it up to everyone this easily?”
“No! only for you.”
“Only for me huh?”
He slides his hands up your thighs and grazes your clit over your leggings. 
“Fuck” you moan out, trying to wrap your head around whats happening. 
He pulls you off the counter and brings you to the couch, bending you over the armrest. He pulls down your leggings and your panties in one go, stopping to admire your leaking cunt. 
“Fuck, you really do like me.” he laughs cockily. 
He licks a long stripe up your folds, moaning at your taste. “So fucking good, Somi really blessed me tonight.” 
He pulls your hips into his face and eats you out with vigor. He sucks harshly on your clit making you let out a loud moan. He slaps your ass when you try to pull away, gripping your hips harshly to keep you on his tongue. 
“Isn’t this what you dreamed of? Your bias fucking you? Why would you run from what I'm giving you?”
“I’m sorry, please don’t stop, Channie.”
He doesn’t answer, instead diving back in and sliding one finger in. 
“Fucking hell, youre so tight, princess.”
You groan as he struggles to slide another finger in. “Jesus Christ, are you a virgin?”
You tense up, giving him your answer. He groans and stands up. “You’re telling me I’m gonna be the first one in this pussy?” 
You look at him with wide eyes and nod. 
“You flatter me, Princess.” he smiles at you. “Don’t worry I’ll make it real special.” 
He presses a gentle kiss to your lips while stripping you of the rest of your clothing. 
“On your knees for me, Princess.”
You drop to your knees and wait for further instructions. “Such a good girl for me.” he smiles, stroking your cheek. 
He unbuckles his belt, wrapping it around your throat and pulling himself out his pants. 
“Open wide.”
You open your mouth and he slides in slowly, afraid to hurt you. You pull off him with a pop and look up into his eyes. 
“I want you to use me however you want, Chan. Don’t worry about me.”
He groans, throwing his head back. 
“You’re fucking perfect.” 
He slides back in, using the belt to guide you up and down his length, using you as he pleases. You try not to gag as you feel him at the back of your throat, focusing on pleasing him.
“You feel so fucking good, princess. If your throat is this tight I can only imagine how tight that pussy is.” 
He pulls you off his length and lays you down on the couch, moving to hover over you.
“Get these nice and wet for me.” he says as he slides two fingers in your mouth. He fucks your throat with his fingers, watching you gag and gasp around his fingers. 
“You're doing so good for me, Baby. I want you to be good like this when I slide my cock in you, Ok?”
“Yes, sir.”
He kisses your forehead and pushes your legs up, sliding his fingers into your cunt. 
You moan, trying to keep your head. He works you open, making sure you’re ready to take him. 
He hovers over you, rubbing his tip through your folds. “Tell me if it hurts, ok?”
You nod, but he grabs your chin. “I need words, Baby.”
“Yes, Chan.”
He kisses your lips as he slowly slides in, groaning at your tightness. “So fucking good.” he mumbles against your lips. 
“Fuck, I feel you in my guts, Chan.”
He chuckles as he sits up straight grabbing your hips. “That's the goal, love.”
He pulls back and gives you an experimental thrust, watching your reaction. When he sees your face scrunch up in pleasure he picks up his pace, thrusting deep and hard into you. Your toes curl at his pace, feeling nothing but pleasure. 
“Fuck, Chan it feels so good, please don’t stop.”
“I won’t, Baby. But I need you to promise me something, Ok?”
“I want this pussy everytime I’m in town. I need you to come see me everytime, ok?”
“Yes Channie, anything you want. I promise”
“You’d do anything I ask, wouldn't you? You’d let me degrade you, fuck you like a slut, just because I’m me? You’re too fucking easy, Baby.”
His mean words don’t even phase you, too lost in the pleasure he’s giving you.
“I can feel you clenching around me, cum for me right fucking now.”
You let go, milking him for all he’s worth.”
“Fucking hell, take all my cum, Baby. Don’t waste a drop.”
He thrust deeper into you, making sure his cum floods your womb. He groans into your neck, trying to catch his breath. He pulls back and flashes you a smile. 
“Same time next year?”
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cherryc1nnam0n · 6 months
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I'm bored and I don't wanna write something so have this rant about the (fictional) men I love and why
Hello people
This is Cherry speaking and today I am presenting top men that I love and why are (most of them) them all serial killers who wear masks and are dead? We'll find out here
1. Brahms Heelshire
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I mean just look at him, skrunkily wall boi who has never showered, the man with a mask that makes him look so fuckable and submissive and he fucking whines?! Ngh, so hot
I need to lick those man titties with all my might and ride him until his legs give out
But unlucky for me he's dead as fuck so yikes, he's not dead in my mind or in my blog
2. Billy Loomis
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Crazy Ghostface boi who can rearrange my guts any time he wants and breed me all he wants mhm mhm
I fucking love Billy because look at him, he's a psychopath but he looks so hot while being it
Who wouldn't love this man??
But again, another one dead, killed by Sydney (fuck you Sydney), but not before leaving his offspring but we won't talk about that now
3. Eddie Munson
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The exception to being a killer because he was framed it's my beautiful boi Eddie <3
I love this boi with all my heart and he can touch it with his dick all he wants <3
I fell in love with him when I saw him on Stranger Things 4 and I haven't since then <3
But my boi was eaten alive by a swarm of feral bats and bleed to death in Dustin's arms but he's still alive in my mind, and Tumblr's mind <3
4. Mark Hoffman
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My crush from Saw since I watched the movies when I was 6
I have always loved older men for some reason so yeah (daddy issues)
He's not a good apprentice from John because he kills people and doesn't give them the chance of survival but I still love him <3
But as all of them, he was tied up on the original room from Saw and left to die there
It's presumed he's dead because people only survive 3 days without food so he's probably dead as fuck like all of them bois in this list
Still, he's still alive for me so he can breed me all he wants <3
5. Ethan Landry
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Another Ghostface crazy boi who died a virgin (not in my mind if you know what I mean)
He was killed in an awful way but he's still hot and submissive and breedable and oh my gosh he's so hot
I am literally obsessed with him and you'll see my latest likes are all Ethan so yeah, fuck me (Ethan) I guess
6. Billy Hargrove
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My asshole of a boyfriend who was too weak in spirit to fight off Vecna and died thanks to it
I love him <3
He's my favorite boi that can hit me and fuck me all he wants until I fry and he won't even stop by then so mmmmmhmmm
But again, ded as fuck lol
7. Hannibal Lecter
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Cannibal daddy can eat me alive whenever he wants, I have excess skin so he can have all he wants mmmm
He's so pretty and sophisticated and so mmmm
I love him and he can eat me all he wants and breed me too
(I don't remember what happened to him if he died of not but yeah)
8. C!Technoblade
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My pig boi who is a genocidal and an anarchist will always live rent free on my mind
(Along with his creator Alex, RIP Techno, we miss you a lot)
But on the DSMP I headcanon he had a lovely wife and two kids who loved him a lot and now they're alone and sad </3
But he's alive in my own AU so it's fine
I love my pig boi
9. Jim Hopper
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I mean look at him, he screams DADDY in all his forms
I love hunks for some reason and he's one of them
He can have me whenever he wants
Only exception to being dead lol
Man titties
But anyways. That's everyone I can name off the top of my head so if you until here have a nice day and I love you <3
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krismasarson · 27 days
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My taste in men is abysmal, absolutely disgusting, downright shameful, completely vile, just plain delusional, etc
My goofy ass could talk my friends asses off about how much I love Mammon (Helluva boss), Adam (Hazbin Hotel), Miguel (Spiderverse), Ganondorf/Ganon (LOZ), Gortash (BG3)((AND KARLACH IS LITERALLY FUCKIN WIFEY-)), Slashers, and countless others that I can't even name off the top of my head because Oh he did bad stuff? If idk bout it then it ain't my problem!
And it isn't even a "I can fix him" mindset, nah
I want him to be worse
Like yeah he's misogynistic and a huge fuckin beta boy bitch but like would he treat me good? Cause if those delusions are there I would turn my head and look the other way so fast-
Like if he loves me, cares about me, and treats me like I'm the best thing thats ever happened to him then I could give zero fucks less about what he do in his free time when he ain't looking at me with puppy dog eyes. And there is most definitely a psychological reason for this way of thinking and I could probably do extensive research on this goofy ass attraction to gross and degenerate males like I normally do with every other behavior of mine. But I am not going to-
This whole shit show of a rant was brought to you because Just a few days ago I was at a get together with friends and while all of us were bouncing our hyper fixations off of each other (you know like totally definitely neruo-typical people do, which is definitely what we are) the talk of Hazbin got brought up and my friends gave me the "Honey your taste in men is broken" and in response the quote that came out of my mouth, as a Trans FTM was
"If he's misogynistic that just makes him hotter"
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I'm too far gone at this point-
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stromy-weather · 8 months
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Dazai Husband!?!
Fluff, crack, suggestive/smut, dazai being dazai might be occ
Got these promots from my bot, but I just want to special rant about how I feel they would be as a husband. There is no mention of a strict gender but pregnancy is mentioned.
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Dazai is a fun-loving husband. Goofy if anything.
You dated him and supirseingly kept long enough around him to make him want to tie the knot.
Probably calls you belladonna, darling, love, my wifey/hubby.
He goofs around a lot, making to make you laugh. God, he loves making you happy.
He loves your affection and, at any given point, needs to have to be touching you. Literally lives off of your body and affection.
Would let you change his bandages. This is a high step in life that he trusts you with the skin he hides. If you litter it with kisses, he just may cry or just look at you in almost devotion.
Never takes off the wedding ring. It's his second comfort to him if you are not around and in his hold. Bro, dead ass keep ranting to the Agency till the point Kunikida knocks him in the back of the head to shut the hell up.
This man isn't so sure about kids but is willing to make you happy. Would he even be a good father? He is not sure it is mixed.
I mean, he is practically acting like a kid, so he would say that. "I'm your baby."
But it doesn't stop him from thinking of seeing you with his own children. He grows nervous if you ever ask him for a child. He thinks he is not good enough to be a dad.
But the thought to get you pregnant with his child or see you full of his release drives this man feral.
He also will get jealous but plays it off. oh, like. That's my ass. Seriously, he would slap your ass in public. Ha have no fucking shame. I say this alot Don't test this man. He would just randomly squeeze your ass or chest.
Like ever see that tiktok of two people standing together and the one lower hos hand to the person ass only to get the placement fix. Yea, that's him.
Also is a thight man. He would sleep, leave love bites, or ask to squeeze his head. Don't get this man started. Full-on loves you no matter what, no matter what body shape. He married you for your personality.
He is also very bold when talking. He was never afraid to speak. Would speak his mind so this would lead to interesting things....
This man also loves to give you love bites. Your cooking boom love bite on the back of your neck. Sleeping, and he has his head on your shoulder boom love bite. No merry from this man. He likes to leave it in spots where it's clearly visible as well.
Don't even mention insincerity to him because he would softly make love to you all night till you admit they are beautiful/handsome. He loves you a lot and wants them to see how they see them. The most precious thing on this earth to him.
He is a fun husband and is willing to do anything to see his beloved you happy.
You two share a small apartment that the Agency gave you two. Not a lot, but it still brings a sense of home to dazai. He probably got his back if his head slap for the mess, but it was home where you are.
Dead ass shares a futon. Bro can't afford a lot then, well now he is saving up a ot since he is no longer trying to k-s or drowning in that God forsaking river.
Resson to live to tbh. You're his full-on resson not to go yet. [If I dare see chapter 109, I will Wright angst don't test my ass.]
Deadass can't cook, can heat up food but cook hit somehow burn it. If you can, he literally dies for your cooking. Yeah, the first thing to get to a man's heart is his stomach. You made butterflies in it and now warthm from your cooking.
Lovemaking comes down to how he is feeling. He likes to be top, he wants to give you as much pleasure as you wish for. Sometimes letting you top if wanted. But this man is so weird and really badly honry.
Only for the fact that he has someone he can trust. Let dow. The wall he holds so high to his mysterious personality.
I can see it going two ways. Pure blissful moments with you as he makes love. Praising and keeping you even so softly. Other love in a roughly matter. Holding your neck, calling his pretty little sl-t, wh--e, etc. Like there is no tomorrow. Probably still you can't even baffle other words right.
He has no shame like I did before, so make just maybe if he feels like pulling a risk, he does yo uin the Agency. I believe he likes to do it at home, so when he does, he can give you the most loving aftercare.
Baths together are caling and nice, peaceful moments when he not being a chaotic shit in society.
Doesn't know why you love him so much. Sometimes, he thinks back to his old days. Yes, the past is in the past, but worry holds his heart. What if mo-i uses you against him? What if he loses you one day?
Bonus points if you came from him from the Mafia, when he was 18. Or in the mafia.
He probably squeezes you tightly in the night. Like very tight. He doesn't sleep some nights but when he does it feels more peaceful...less nightmares seem to haunt him when your In his arms.
Matching items! Yutaka, phones just name it. He's corny, alright sue his ass if you dare.
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Spell check? - uh huh
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bronx-bomber87 · 3 months
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Happy Monday lovely fandom. Lots to love about this one. Their opening scene is *chefs kiss* Some good Metro Tim. Really good Tim SL in general. Love this episode it’s fantastic for a lot of reasons. Let us begin shall we?
5x19 A Hole in the World.
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We start off with some domestic Chenford and I’m here for it. Gimme. Lucy is studying in what looks to be one of Tim’s shirts. *squee* Pen in her bun looking all kinds of adorable. Tim stumbles out of her bedroom looking dead on his feet. Lucy having coffee ready for her sleepy boyfriend is everything. Her soft voice and excited features when she sees him is so precious. Gah she loves this man.
Ecstatic she gets to see him before work. Spend a little time together. She asks when he got in? Tim replying depends on what day it is? Ha Poor tired Tim. Lucy shooting back 'That bad huh?' Tim saying he’s eighty percent sure it’s Thursday LOL Lucy crushing his dreams telling him it’s Tuesday….His face is too funny. Poor man needs a day off in bed and snuggle time with his wife.
Lucy asks him what he was working on last night? I just love the whole feel in this scene. Him waking up all sleepy. Lucy is there happy to greet him. Little banter. Asking about what he’s working on. Married vibes in this moment. Lucy saying she stayed up incase she would catch him. Hoping the guy would turn himself in. Risking losing sleep to see her man. My Heart.
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Tim says he did show up though. Showing her his battle scar. I saw a great parallel about this moment. That in past she had to ask if he was ok. Now he just shares it with her. She doesn't have to wonder. *happy sigh* Then we get the most glorious thing of all she calls him ‘Babe.’ Which I absolutely love. I think it’s so fitting for her to call him this. Unpopular opinion alert. I hate ‘baby.’ I legit cringe when I see it in a fic. Will straight bounce if it’s used to death as well. Just doesn’t seem like them IMO.
Babe seems much more fitting. Until I hear that word come out of either of their mouths. (Not counting Dim/Juicy) I can’t accept it as canon in my brain. Anyways that rant is over ha I love the concern and the way she softly touches his wound. Wanting to fix it for him. Can we talk about the tight fitting tank top and scruff? My god this man is trying to kill me. Sleepy scruffy Tim in his jams is welcome anytime. Give me more tank top Tim as well while we're at it. Loving that he has a hoodie there when he wakes up.
Which lends credence to my drawer theory. Man is keeping clothes there. I’m melting from all of these things at once. This is a fantastic opening scene for them. I love the way he shows her his wound first thing. Wanting her to make it better. The softest of humans around his girl. The way she gently touches it has me reeling. You know part of him showed her so she’d love on him a bit. Lucy jumped all over that and a sweet pet name to boot. I’m in heaven.
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Lucy mentioning it was confident of this guy to try and take on 5 metro officers. I'm losing my mind over how once Tim is seated he’s not close enough for her. So Lucy pulls him even closer. Personal space wasn’t a word they knew before they were together. It’s non existent now that they are. Lucy lights up like a Christmas tree once he’s in front of her. Look at her above. Best thing to happen to her morning is him being there.
That line from 2x05 'They look so happy. I want that.' Now she has it and it looks good on her. Tim’s content ‘Mmm' and head tilt has me melting after she pulls him closer. His sweet gone for her smile and rubbing her arm. I'm a puddle. He is just as happy to be near her. Literally so content to share a quiet morning with his girl *internal screaming* They’re so adorable they might kill me. I’ll be writing the remaining reviews from the great beyond. So damn soft I’m on a cloud.
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Once Tim is able to tear himself from her loving gaze he sees she’s studying. Genuinely confused asking what this is all is? I love her playful hit. Thinking he's pulling her leg. Tim is so baffled by this. She reminds him she’s studying for the detectives exam. Then questioning if she told him. I mean she might’ve but the man is sleep deprived and doesn’t know what day it is so...LOL
Tim replying he doesn’t think so? Lucy explaining why she’s going for it. Tim asking if she got the tap? Lucy is beaming when she tells him Harper and Lopez are backing her. (Of course they are. They know what a BAMF she is) Lucy looks so excited to share this news with him. Look at how proud he is of her. Exuding from that sexy smile of his. These are the moments where he’s that big softy for her.
Look at this love struck man. So proud of her he can’t stand it. Lucy starting with a little bit of self doubt. Saying with skepticism all she has to do is score in the top 12. Tim cuts her off before she can doubt herself any further. Saying she will. He knows how good of a test taker she is. Also how incredibly intelligent she is. He is her biggest fan and makes my heart so happy. Something that hasn’t changed from friends to more. Tim’s unwavering faith she will be amazing. No doubt in his mind about her crushing this.
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From day one all he’s wanted is for her to succeed. To have an amazing career. Such the supportive husband not letting her doubt herself at all. I love her ‘Mmm’ as she leans in for their kiss. Heart eyes galore for him. Knowing that’s what he’s doing fo her. Her smile before she goes in for their kiss. *dreamy sigh* Always needing more than one kiss so they sneak in a second one. Forever love that. Such a great shot of a really cute morning kiss.
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I adore the look on his face when he pulls back. That whole she fell first he fell harder resonating here in that look. The sweet rubbing of her arm getting me in feels as well. Can't keep his hands off her. Tim saying they better get used to not seeing each other then. Lucy adding in sadly yes. Between his hours and detective hours it'll be harder. Can see the sadness wash over her. Just as devastated by this idea as she was at the end of 5x12. Hating the idea of being apart from him so much. I do love Tim’s confidence it’ll be ok though.
Reminds me of Lucy’s in 5x12 and her talk with Tamara. Saying how they’d figure it out and they did. Little rocky but they did. This is a new obstacle for them to overcome is all. I love his wink at her when he tells her they’ll figure it out. It is fun to see their dynamic shift a little bit. Lucy being worried they’ll see less of each other. The worry is etched on her face. Tim being the positive one blows me away. Knowing they got this. Now that doesn’t mean they don’t need to have a deeper convo about this.
They for sure do. But I adore the depth of change in this man. With Lucy by his side there isn’t much he isn’t willing to do to figure it out. What happens when you are truly and unconditionally loved. Lucy has brought out this entirely new side of him and I love it so very much. Also it’s good for them to have these issues to work through. It’ll be productive for them even if it hurts a little along the way. Why productive angst is the best. Hurts so good and all that.
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Nothing I love more than watching Tim in Metro mode. Hot damn. Fair warning he makes me very feral in this section. I have no regrets. Grey has looped in Tim and his team to watch Joel. Surveil him since he is a huge person of interest. Something about the the way he commands his team. Does things to me. Watching how he has plans in place.
Communicates everything so seamlessly. Just the complete control he has over this OP got me all hot and bothered not gonna lie. This case is serious but I can’t ignore how much I love watching him in the field. Especially with Metro. Phew lord. So much certainty in his commands and decisions. Crossed my legs couple times watching him in action not gonna lie LOL
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We haven’t really gotten to see him on a mission yet. Be apart of patrol's mission's yes. But run his own OP that is exclusively Metro that we get to see? Haven't gotten that. I loved being able to watch him in his new element. Making calls on the fly as the situation develops. Then we get to see how he reacts under massive pressure running a team. He is watching Joel and it's obvious he is trying to split his team up. Tim can see his play from a mile away. Tim decides last minute to split them up in case. His seasoned gut coming into play in this decision. He's such a damn boss in this portion. Fanning myself as I watch him run this OP.
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If you can watch him in this portion and not be turned on by his boss leadership I'm shocked.... and you're probably lying to yourself. LMAO Man is making me very thirsty in this scene. Just watching him have absolute control over everything around him is incredibly attractive. I need some water. *phew* We watch the hard choices he has to make during this OP. Joel has taken a motorcycle and they’re chasing him.
It’s getting more dangerous the faster he goes to get away. One of his guys is in pursuit and says he can keep up with him. The issue is he's in a car and Joel is not. Tim lets him pursue Joel till it gets too risky. Joel is going 130 entering the free way on that motorcycle. Tim makes the call to pull the plug despite some protest from his guy. He does as Tim tells him to and backs off.
He can't ensure no collateral damage due to the pursuit. Can't have an innocent family possibly get hurt to do it. Having to let him go despite wanting to pursue him. We can see how having to make this call frustrates Tim. It was the right call but damn it sucks. Once again love watching him in the field. Imma need more Metro Tim OP's in s6 writers just an FYI.
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We return to Lucy at the station. They were able to locate Joel at an abandoned house. The kid was saved and removed thankfully. Sadly Tim had to shoot Joel once they entered and located him. He died on the scene. Didn’t leave him any choice in the matter. The shakiness in Lucy’s voice kills me as she approaches Nyla. Needing her guidance in this moment. Very stressed Tim still isn't back from IA yet.
She’s so worried about Tim and her anxiety is coming off her in waves. Harper being the amazing human can see this. She is tells her it’s ok. Harper can see how unsettled Lucy is. So she tries to calm her with some logic. Telling her that these types of interviews with IA are very through. They take awhile. That Tim will be fine. Lucy still looks like she hasn’t taken a breath though. That she can't do that till he's in her sights.
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Tim makes his way into the bullpen and Lucy looks on verge of tears for him. That pull to go towards him is innate. Harper stops her when she sees Lucy move towards him. Telling her to let him talk to Grey first. She loves him so much. The look in her eyes when she sees him and her eyes follow him across the room. Ugh. My heart. Worried girlfriend mode has been activated and she can’t turn it off. There is just so much love in her expression and intense worry. A deep need to automatically make this better for him.
We can see how much she is longing to be near him. Wants to wrap him up in her arms and erase his pain. You can feel the anxiety coursing through her as she watches him make his way to Grey’s office. No one worries and cares for Tim like Lucy does that’s for sure. Plus her empathy is absorbing it all as well. She’s hurting because he is and it’s killing her to be away from him. But she is good and heeds Nylas advice to let him go for now….
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The scene in Grey’s office has me crying. Gah Eric damn you and your amazing acting. He is WRECKED. Absolutely wrecked. Barely keeping it together in front of Wade. You can see the tears brimming in his eyes. He’s so emotional right now and trying so very hard to keep it in check. I'm so glad that they had this scene. Touched on how traumatic this was for Tim. Wasn’t glossed over. This scene showing the impact it had on him. Not only did he take a life but it was another cop's. One who KNEW Tim would have to pull the trigger if he forced his hand. Joel took the cowards way out. Made Tim pay the price for his exit.
Grey can see how distraught he is. The tears in this man’s eyes are breaking me. If Lucy could see this he would be in her arms so quickly. But she isn’t. I'm so glad he saw Wade first he needed this. Was important for Grey to absolve him in this moment. To hear it from someone who was his mentor and superior at one time. Not that Lucy’s opinion or help isn’t valid or wouldn’t help him. It will. He just needed to hear it from Grey first. That what he did was the right thing.
It’s why Harper suggested he see him first. Before she does. Logically Tim knows all the things he’s telling him. But he’s an emotional time bomb right now. So Grey reminds him that he had no choice. That he was dangerous. Tim repeating ‘I know’ because he does. Doesn’t change how he’s feeling though. I love Wade asking if there’s anything he can do? Tim gives his longest answer telling him to let him get back to him. Such a good scene. Broke my heart but damn good.
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We return to our lovely couple catching up in the hallway. What a glow up this is I have to say. Going from hiding to Lucy being on his arm in front of the whole bullpen. The PDA in front of the station got me all in my feels. My heart may implode from how happy this makes me. Love her linking arms with one hand and touching his arm with the other. His reply to her question is such growth for him.
Before when he was keyed up he would just be angry. Lash out at those around him or push his feelings down and pretend he was ok. The fact that he can say he’ll be okay is huge. Tells her this calmly too. What a change in him. I remember seeing good parallel for this. His answer to Nell in 1x12 deflecting 'Yeah' and his reply to Angela in 2x11 when he was upset raging out. That he was fine just needed to blow off steam. With Lucy he's honest and doesn't deflect or explode. How far we've come.
Makes a massive difference when you’re loved by the right person. Lucy tries to be super soft in her approach. It’s why she’s does the soft touch first. It disarms him and she can speak her anxiety. Let out all the advice she’s been dying to say since he got back. Wanting so badly to soothe his raging emotions. Tim cuts her off and says it’s not the first time for him. Being bristly at first because it is still a default mode for him. Grown a lot but still getting used to the love and support of this woman next to him.
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Lucy doesn’t let it stop her from being extra soft with him. She looks like she just wants absorb all his pain. Her eyes screaming as much as she touches her hand to his heart. Telling him she just wants to be helpful. Desperate to absolve him of this. He immediately melts at her touch and reverts back to soft Tim. Especially with her motives being so damn pure and in favor of helping him heal. Two episodes in a row she soothes him with just a simple touch. God I love them.
Tim thanks her eternally grateful for this woman in front of him. That she loves him and cares enough to do so. Put him first even when he’s slightly bristly still. Just like before they were together she doesn’t care if he is. Her main objective is to take care of him. He rubs her arm in the same affectionate manner as he did in their morning scene. This sweet touch speaking volumes for him. He’s so used to doing this stuff alone. To not have someone to be there in the aftermath.
But having her there for him changes everything. That realization melting his bristly reply from earlier. Heart eyes for days the two of them. In front of the entire station and I can’t get over it. Lucy giving him massive ones in reply to his thank you. Wanting so much to just make it better for him. Feeling like she isn't doing enough to help him though this. It's the way her body sags in that third gif. Wishing there was more she could do for him.
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Tim needing the distraction from his emotions asking if she needs help? We watch Lucy melt like a puddle in front of him in the second gif. Loving him asking her if she needs it. Because despite the distraction it provides he genuinely wants to help her. Then we get a glorious call back to 2x02. Him basically recognizing all she did for him then in this moment. Knowing he wouldn’t be a sergeant without her. Without the books she recorded for him. Helping him study etc. Getting verbal recognition all these years later from him.
I too am a puddle Lucy. Not only recognizing her for what she did but telling her he wouldn’t have gotten score he did without her. (He really wouldn't have...) It’s here we see the scene go from serious to flirty as hell. Lucy touching his chest once again with her finger. Saying that’s true he owes her. Lucy seems so excited by this idea. Ready to cash in this long owed debt of his. Tim is smiling when she pokes him. Not an agitated bone in that man's body over this.
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Tim is sassy af in his reply. Telling her he doesn’t owe her. Even though he was just a marshmallow and admitted as such moments ago... The flirty way she grabs his jacket. Oh my lord. The look in her eye as she walks away. Eyeing his lips and pulling on his jacket. Sweet lord this man is powerless before her. He knows it. Doesn’t fight her very long just says ‘Okay’ and goes after his girl. Never seen a man be so happy to be whipped in my life.
He is so ok that she runs this relationship for most part. We all know he actually loves this. Assertive Lucy is one of his favorites. Look at Lucy giving the orders and Tim following her lead no question. How times have changed folks. Broke his brain once again and all he can do is be in awe and follow after her. Such a goner for her and he’s very happy with this setup.
Follows her like a lost puppy out the door. Only Lucy could bring him back from the brink like this. Go from being upset and in his head to chasing after her. I love the amount of flirty sex talk these to have without ever really saying so. It’s amazing. Lucy definitely is owed a debt my god. He’s the one who passed the test but not without her help. Just like in 4x18 a debt is owed sir LOL Damn I love these two so very much it’s insane. S5 was a glorious gift. Kept on giving. Also if you’re needing a post 5x19 fic. D wrote an excellent one I highly recommend.
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Side notes -non Chenford
Lucy is so excited when she runs up to Harper at the station. Ready to sign up for the detectives exams. Telling Nyla she’s ready for this test. Harper is beaming saying she has no doubt. Then Smitty comes up and ruins everything. Saying one of the defective have out it out for her. We knew the 5 player trade could bite her… and it looks like it has Primm found out and isn’t happy about it. Be interesting to see how this will develop on s6.
Aaron’s face when Lucy calls herself one of the cool kids LOL hey man she is... haha
This Ep is Sooo good reminds me why I love this show as a whole. So emotional with Celina’s SL. Makes me cry thinking about my niece and nephew. There would be scorched earth for whoever got between me and them. This was the ep really made me love Celina. I wasn’t sure at first but this changed that. Her forgiving her mom is huge. Makes me cry.
I love Lucy being a BAMF with that offender. Putting him right in his own place when he gets defensive about it being harassment. Never be over how she's come into her own as a cop.
Angela looking up air tagging her kids LOL love her I really do haha
Thank you to my amazing readers who like, comment (love these) and reblogs. You are the reason I do what I do. I shall see you all in 5x20 :)
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pretty pretty please alhaitham w body worship for his chubby lover who is insecure. like think about him sitting in front of you all pretty with his head between your thighs, leaning on you.
I'm sorry if you want a NSFW, but as you can see, I'm still only 17, and I don't write for NSFW
Insecurity with Alhaitham
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Alhaitham may be smart as hell, but he doesn't get why you are insecure about yourself
Like, man, you are so beautiful!
You're so soft like a marshmallow!
It's so fluffy like a pillow!
He can't just help but worship you!
He'll do anything just to hug you for a full day
But right now it seems that you don't want any of his hugs
Which doesn't make any sense!
He knew really well that you loved his hugs, so when you tried to reject it, he thought he did something wrong
Dude, literally list everything down what he did today, yesterday, and the day after, literally the whole week! Just to see if he did something wrong for you to deny his heavenly cuddles
You felt guilty whenever he's lost in his own thoughts, mumbling something about what you guys did today
So when he finally asked what was wrong, you just laughed it off
"Love? What's wrong?" Alhaitham asked in his usual cold voice, but after years of being together, you can hear the hint of worry in his voice
"What do you mean?" You answered his question with a question back. Acting as if you don't know anything
Oh, you know it very well. You know that you've been denying his cuddles because you don't want him to feel every roll in your body.
"You've been denying my cuddles," he said those cute words with an expressionless face, that it makes you want to pinch his cheeks
But when you start to deny his statement he immediately cut you off
"Please tell me anything. You know that you can trust me, right?" Alhaitham grabbed both of your hands and engulfed them with his own.
You looked at his eyes and saw how deeply worried he is
You sighed and said your problems
"It's just... don't you feel disgusted when you touch me?" You tried to pry your hands off his, but he just tightened his grip to yours
You were just about to continue your rant, but Alhaitham let go of your hands and transferred them to your tummy
"Hmm... your tummy does have rolls." Alhaitham squeezed your tummy lightly
"But I don't feel disgusted by it, ever." Alhaitham looked at your eyes
"Your body makes me feel in heaven. They make me feel safe and secure." For a man with few words, you definitely made him a talkative man when it comes to your body.
Alhaitham sat in front of you and put his head in your thighs. He buried his face between your thighs.
"And this this?" He squeezed your thighs. "This is why I love you, these fluffy juicy thighs of yours." He kissed both your thighs
"I love everything about you, even though you can be loud like a certain roommate of mine, but you're mine, and I love you"
He didn't pull out his head from your thighs, but you can still feel his squeezing here and there
You smiled and sniffled. This is rare for Alhaitham, for him to be this affectionate and talkative.
Alhaitaham hummed when you started to play with his hair
"Gosh, you just made my insecure disappear for a bit." At this, Alhaitham immediately sits up and pulls out his head from your thighs
"Only a little bit?" Alhaitham's eyebrows furrowed, and he immediately stood up and went on top of you
"H-Hey, Alhaitham, what're you doing?"
"Showing you just how much I love you and..." He bit your neck
"... making sure to make your insecurity disappear, ALL OF IT."
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sure mike and el are just having a bad adult fight, but why havent they made up yet? why hasn't mike gone screaming cryin throwing up to her to make things right? why is el avoiding him and mike's letting her? (seriously, because the mike we know loves to be in control of his surroundings. to me that reads as him giving up on her) mike and will fight in s3: [that was a PRETTY big fight alright, serious topic, so the argument that this wasn't as important/serious as the mileven fight is out the window] mike goes biking all the way ACROSS TOWN (quite literally, look at the map of hawkins) in the middle of a damn storm. lucas ALSO played part in making will upset but he never shifts the blame onto him, goes to will banging on his door like "I'm sorry dude i was being a total asshole!" (while in the same season, mike blames max for 'corrupting' el thus leading to their breakup) mike and will fight in s4: , mike tries to make up for it immediately the next day, they both reassure each other, mike admits that he felt like he was losing will and that he was acting out of line (same season, mike blames literally idk who, but some "mouth breathers" who are "ruining us" for eleven feeling like he doesn't love her anymore) so why does this talking and owning up not come as easily with el as it does with will?
ranting off the top of my head because i was debating with a byler-anti earlier and their argument was that Mike and Will have as much, if not more disagreements than mileven and that's why they'd never work. my point is, Mike will literally fight anyone but what matters is that he and Will always talk it out !!!!!
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rebsins · 9 months
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hey! I'm loving your writing! I was wondering if you could do a headcanon of what tom and the reader would be like in an interview together, and the interviewer asking questions about the relationship and everything
hiii, thank you so much🫶. sorry for responding this late but I was on vacation😭😭. For those who sent requests, don’t worry I’ll be doing them soon!Anyways I hope you’ll like it!! 🩷
Tom Kaulitz x reader in a interview
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Ok so, when he is interviewed alone with his band, you are the only thing he genuinely wants to talk about.
His favourite question has always been “How is your relationship with y/n going?” ever since you two started dating.
When he gets asked that, he just begins ranting on how amazing you are and how your relationship is going better as the days pass by. He brags about dating you a lot; he is just so proud to have you by his side😭🙏.
He zones out , completely ignoring the interviewer, with a little smile and eyes full of adoration as if he was looking directly at you.
After some time, Bill starts to get irritated at him and tries to snatch the microphone from his grasp. 💀
When this happens, your boyfriend just continues talking about you while avoiding Bill’s ‘attacks’. It often ends with a little fight between them and with Bill getting the microphone and teasing Tom about being a total simp.
At the end he just laughs and says “I can’t say that I’m not one for her”. 😍🥰
If you two are interviewed together, he always has his hands on you, in some way. Wrapped around your waist, holding your hand, touching your thigh….He just wants everyone to know that he is taken and that you’re his😾.
Most interviewers, start the interview, by compliment you on your looks and Tom, every time, would immediately jump in and say “Of course, she is my girlfriend, she always looks stunning” with a little smirk, and an hand on your shoulder, to accompany the phrase.
You, even if you are famous, both loved and hated being interviewed😭.
Sure you loved spending time with your lovely Tom, but HATED when they showed paparazzi pictures.
One time the paparazzi had caught you both fucking wasted at the club and they took photos of you basically on top of Tom, eating each other’s faces.
You hoped that they wouldn’t show the photo and ask about it, but of course they fucking did it.
As soon as it appeared on the big screen you covered your face in embarrassment, groaning loudly at the way your mini skirt did little on covering your ass😭🙏.
On the other hand, Tom, was man spreading with a proud smirk on his face as he told the interviewer “Wow, I remember that night…well, at least, the beginning of it. Y/n couldn’t keep her hands to herself ,but I was surely not complaining😏”.
That resulted with you shoving him off the couch and him laughing his ass off at your flustered face. 💀🙏
Fans love your interviews, because you both tease the hell out of each other.
One time they asked you “What’s the weirdest thing that you learned about each other?”. Tom’s face had brightened up as he immediately responded “When she’s drunk, she literally goes up the stairs on four legs. It’s hilarious ”. (totally not me even when I’m sober 🫡)
You had turned your head to his direction“I literally do not, shut up”. He smirked knowingly “I literally have a video”, “You better not”. As he reached for his phone, you snatched it and got up.
You looked at him dead in the eyes “I have a video of you, drunk, trying to do the hola hoop with your neck and then hitting your teeth with it ” you warned him.
His eyes widened as he immediately got on his knees “please, everything BUT THAT” he pleaded. You smiled with victory, but..
“You are being too cocky when, that night, you literally stole a cart and crashed, with it, against a wall” he deadpanned, as the interviewer immediately turned to you “is that why you had a cast for three whole months?”.
This man had to learn to shut up 💀.
You immediately turned around “I SWEAR I HAD FALLEN FROM THE STAIRS. HE IS A LIAR” you yelled desperately as you pointed at him. He got up and took the opportunity to snatch his phone back “I have a photo” he laughed.
Silence, before… “TOM DONT MAKE ME BREAK YOUR FUCKING GUITARS” you yelled angrily at him, “NO OK, WE CAN TALK THIS OUT, YOU DON’T HAVE TO HARM MY BABIES”. 😭
You two are literally so chaotic together, but you both, and everyone, loved it so freaking much🫶.
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