So much BTS lore feels like fanfiction and I can't get over it
Two of the members hated each other at first. They argued a lot and one time, they threw folded clothes at each other and the member who folded them had to come scold them. And now they keep reminding everyone how long they've known each other for. They wrote a song together where they said that "respect is a higher tier than love" and then called each other "my respect."
The smartest member of the group (one the previous two morons btw) didn't know how to tie his shoelaces until highschool. He doesn't eat seafood because he loves crabs. He's a literal geniues and he's so clumsy and such a dork (and I relate so deeply). And that body, guys, I'm telling you. This whole guy was made by a fanfic author.
Their company was near bankrupcy when they debuted. One of the members, who was getting offers from so many other companies, joined this one because he admired another member who was already a part of it. When these two met for the first time, member two was only wearing underwear and member one said "wow, thighs."
Another member came to an audition, not to audition himself but to support a friend. He was the only person from that audition round to get in. The friend did not.
Another member, who was studying to be an actor, was street cast on a bus.
One of them lost confidence and tried to leave before the debut, but another convinced him to come back, because they "needed him."
The whole industry hated them when they debuted and now they're arguably the best kpop group worldwide. (Arguably, read: argue with the wall)
(Add your own pls, I want to make a collection from this)
jk: ok i’m sorry i though you would find that really sexy and cool
y/n: that was really funny
imagined you saying that in real life LMSKDKKDF
THATS SO FUNNT WLMSKDODOFIFJFJFJFJFN
wow ur really silly
jk: i miss you
like so much
y/n: do you miss ME or do you miss fucking me
jk: is this a trick question?
y/n: not at all
jk: both?
y/n: are you sure
cuz you don’t sound sure
jk: it’s a trick question
y/n: i’m telling you it’s not
jk: if i say i miss fucking you ur gonna think i’m just using you for sex and that i’m horrible person that should die
but if i say i miss you ur gonna think i’m a stupid idiot loser who can’t control his feelings and should kill himself
y/n: is this u projecting rn??
jk: can i come over please
y/n: answer my question first
jk: i did !!!! i said both
y/n: you said
“both?”
jk: ok now i’m saying both!!!!
y/n: your just saying cuz you want to come over
so you miss fucking me
i see
jk: NO
well yes
bUT LIKE NOT JUST THAT I MISS YOu
LIKE YOU
as A PERSON
your smile
your voice
your like overall presence???
y/n: why is everything a question with you
stand on business kook
jk: you make me second guess everything
IM SO NERVOUS LEAVE ME ALONE
y/n: okay let’s not shout now
jk: ok i’m sorry
i’m really sorry
hey i’m sorry
y/n: guys i think he’s sorry
jk: guys??? who is there? don’t tell me it’s yoongi he’ll bully me
y/n: you want come over?
jk: so bad
y/n: ok
but you have to pay me in like
JUNGKOOK WHAT THE FUCK YOU JUST SENT ME 50K???/!/£:’dn
jk: you said pay
y/n: I DIDN’T FINISH MY SENTENCE??????
jk: oh
my fault
i’m sorry
i’m really sorry
you can keep it
for rainy day or something?????
carry on what were you saying??
i didn’t mean to interrupt
y/n wow ok um i was just gonna say tteokbokki or something
jk: with cheese right?
you like it with cheese yeah?
i’ll come over and make it for you i’ll head to the store rn
anything else???
y/n: ummm no
jk: ok i can start making my way right?
y/n: yeah…
jk: cool ok see you soon
y/n: cool
cool wow yeah cool
that’s cool
wtf just happened
TAEHYUNG -
14 miss calls from tae
tae: throbbing rn
y/n: it’s 3 am what the fuck is wrong with you
and throbbing?????????
you
nvm
i don’t even want to finish my sentence
jump of a bridge cut ur dick off idc leave me alone
tae: i miss you
y/n: no shit
tae: told my parents were engaged
y/n: convinced all you do all day is pop percs and take punches to the head
tae: you can give me head
i miss ur head
and you ig
but like ur head 😍
meow
y/n: meow???
tae: MEOWWWWWWWW
y/n: what do you want??
it’s 3 am
tae: head???
like
are you stupid
wasn’t i clear enough
ACTUALLY NO WAIT
i miss you🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
what did nct say that one time
girl your my favourite 😋😍💗
y/n: i should call mark
tae: OMG YEAH
you think he’ll sing a bit for us
GIRL UR MY FAVOURITEEEEE
wait no???????
wtf
don’t call mark
are you sick
are you out of ur mind
i just called you my favourite and now ur calling mark?????
y/n: puka puka pow pow 💚
tae: ok but i said i miss you
y/n: k
tae: me missing you
like that’s what’s happening rn
ME missing YOU
do you understand
y/n: yess thank you ur so kind !🌷💞💘
tae: ??????
say it back maybe
y/n: no thanks!
tae: okay lol
the more you deny my love
y/n: yuck
tae: ok never interrupt me again
or we WILL have issues
y/n: are you talking to me rn…
tae: NO LMAO WHAAAATTT i must of forgot where i was for a second why would i ever threaten my beautiful amazing queen
y/n: ok not too much
tae: love you!
y/n: ur making me sick gonna throw up
tae: i’ll catch it
with my hands
y/n: stop
tae: eat it if you want me too
y/n: you lack serious amounts of self respect and it’s extremely worrying
tae: will you give me head
y/n: only if you never speak ever again
tae: ohmygod literally call me ariel babe like you give me head and my voice box will literally melt out my body
NO WORDS
ever again NO JOKE
y/n: the way you lie so easily is kinda scary
tae: i’m not lying
okay I AM lying but like how am i supposed to call you at 3 am and beg you to come over if i can’t speak
y/n: that’s the point!
tae: ummmmm
that’s mean
like you would so miss my voice if i didn’t have one
y/n: if you didn’t have a voice how could i miss it if you never had one???
tae: what
y/n: like ur saying if you NEVER had i voice i would miss it
but i can’t miss it if i’ve never heard it before
tae: that logic is stupid cuz ur saying you can’t miss things you’ve never had
y/n: you can’t
tae: i miss our wedding night
y/n: shut up
tae: throbbing
you make me throb
THROBBING ❤️
y/n: shut up shut up shut UP
tae: totally random pov ur boyfriend calls you 700 times and messages you at 3 am telling you he’s throbbing and is offering himself to you on a silver plater fuck the the knife and fork he wants it messy
what you doing in that situation??
y/n: sending a swat team to his address
tae: i’m your boyfriend???
y/n: ?
tae: YOU BASICALLY SAID IM YOUR BOYFRIEND
THIS IS A WIN
THIS IS A WIN
OH MY GOD A WIN
WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN
I WIN
OHMYGOD I WIN
i win
ohmYGODDDD
i would like to thank yeontan and my parents and hybe and son heung min for this win
i owe it all to you guys
i promise to keep working hard
and never let any of you down i’m just so extremely grateful
and i just wanna add that
SMS ERROR: The phone number you are trying to reach is no longer in service!
tae: gf so crazy like 🤭
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yessss this was half a draft for the first fwb work i did so if you see any similarities that’s why but this is also half a request cuz somone asked me to make a fwb piece about them missing you but i lost the little ask thingy i’m so sorry don’t shoot me ALSO obviously all the members aren’t here cuz this was a scrap but then i was like omg this is too silly to throw away so i posted here hope you like >.<
Can you show me jungkook being the best boyfriend ever
What tf kinda difficult question is this??? JK is an amazing fucking boyfriend. He shows up. This👏🏾 motherfucker 👏🏾shows👏🏾 up👏🏾 He puts the standard so high, making it look like we are all getting treated by our partners like garbage. This dude loves Jimin so much and has always been there for him in so many ways big and small and you want me to pick one moment?
Oh. Unless u didn't mean just one moment in which case forget all that 😁😁😁 here. Have this Jimtiddie as an apology
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Off the top of my head my dear anon;
Exhibit a) Dieting
So once upon a time, I'm sure we all know the story of how JK got Jimin to stop dieting unhealthily.
(Thanks @sarah2711)
Exhibit b) The live they did after their UN speeches.
V is the one who starts the whole thing by making fun of Jimin apologising after he made his mistake during his speech. (I already talk about JK being there for Jimin here) Other members chime in and at first Jimin is laughing with them. But then at some point he stops laughing, just sits there as they continue to make fun of him. Then he starts chewing on his nails which alot of the time is a sign of nerves
And he absolutely shrinks in on himself. Of course JK notices immediately and that's when he tells the members to cut it out. He tells them how they should be making Jimin feel better. Not making fun of him. Immediately all the members, at the same time, backtrack. They start praising Jimin and saying how they get it.
The whole thing is too long to clip but it all starts at 12:32 here
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Because we don't talk about Yoonmin 😏 we have to note that all of them made fun of Jimin but JK only spoke up after Suga said this
🤭🤭
P.s RM also said something but the members only changed their tune after JK did. I have always found this moment so sweet. JK was being protective of his baby here of course. Which goes hand in hand with this post. JK just wasn't having it and I love to see it.
When Jimin was explaining himself,
JK was quietly listening. He didn't say anything until Jimin said this
And we all know JK doesn't like when Jimin is being self deprecating. So it tracks that he comfortingly says;
That, right there anon, was JK showing up like the amazing boyfriend he is.
Bonus with the Jimin jealous moment here. And yes, thats exactly what it was.
More instances of JK being protective of his bf by Kanmom here
Exhibit c) SEVEN
Yes. Seven. The summer song of the year. Love to watch it. Love to hear it. So, I think we can all agree its a sex song. Period. That's what it is. It's a proper love making song. A topic we love to discuss on this side of tumblr.... but, have we stopped for a second to explore the romantic side of SEVEN?
So we established SEVEN is basically satellite Jeon in a nutshell. Which that alone is quite big. Always wanting to be with your person, next to your person no matter what. But JK chasing after his love interest from beginning to end till she gives in shows;
He would do anything for the one he loves. He would walk through fire. Through storms. Go anywhere... if it means its for the one he loves. He is devoted, he is all in. Deeper than the ocean. And this is basically what this post is all about, really. JK's devotion for Jimin. Deeper than the God damn ocean.
Then we have this part
For those who dont know what that means by now, I'll give u a few seconds to go look up the meaning on Google. In the meantime the rest of us will enjoy this cute clip of satellite Jeon who started quite early
Oh you're back! Yes. We can proceed. 😁😁
So what we have discovered is that JK is a generous lover... a considerate lover... Puts his partner first. JK is a "it's okay baby, you can tend to me later, this is about you" kind of guy. He is the "I won't come until you've cum" type of dude.
In other words, his lover is the priority.
Now.
Jikook don't have an only fans so we haven't seen this in action and there4 have no way of knowing that JK is like this in the bedroom. BUT, considering the fact that he prioritises Jimin all the time, we have seen this happen, I dont see why we can't assume this part of him extends to the bedroom too! Right? Like, its gotta be the case.
JK would rather loose provided Jimin wins.
JK always prefering to walk slightly behind Jimin
JK would rather miss out on the last dish and let Jimin have it. (And we know this is huge coz mans loves his food)
Just to give 3 examples that show JK when it comes to Jimin... well, u know. Jimin comes first. Literally and figuratively 😏 So I'm gonna go ahead and politely insist 😂 that the same happens during Sevening. Mkay? Glad we agree 😁😁
Exhibit d) JK always looking to praise Jimin.
(Thanks @tarheelthings)
Jimin made the group ramen (his specialty) and as u can see JK was already telling him how perfect it tastes and yet he hadn't even tasted it yet. Even editors noticed 😂😂
Bv 1 finale no one praises Jimin's santa and he laments as much.
We know our Mimi loves to be complimented and praised; absolutely feeds off of that shit. And JK knows this which is why he immediately tells Jimin "yours is the best" Jimin is so happy to hear this, cheeses so hard that even the editors notice.
Gosh... he was so happy 🥺🥺 Jimin has a praise kink and JK is great at fulfilling this. Aaah. Shit. Now I'm wondering if this extends to the bedroom 🤔 I'm pretty sure it does 🙈🙈🙈
Okay ✋🏽 let's stop thinking about JK calling Jimin a good boy and move on, yes?
Btw, RM too recognises that Jimin loves to be praised and u will see him come through too. But JK is always faster so... 😁😁
Then we have ITS when JK tasted Jimin's food, once again, high praises.
And then when when Jimin says
JK replied "I know."
Something about this moment drives home to me the fact that Jimin doesn't cook well, at home. JK does. But we already knew this from Jin ("Jungkook is Jimin's chef")
On the topic of praises, when other members try to make fun of Jimin JK will quickly make sure Jimin knows he doesn't feel the same way. This and exhibit b are like sisters. They can go hand in hand 😆
So Bon Voyage season 1 Jimin was cooking for Jin. As soon as Jimin placed the plate on the table JK did not once take his eyes off of it.
And, this was after JK kept going to keep an eye on Jimin cooking even though they weren't team mates or nothing. I'm telling y'all, Jimin sits pretty at home while JK does all the cooking. Anyway, when Jin tastes the food he says;
But the way he says it, its like he's taking the piss. It wasn't complimentary. So JK of course went;
And he couldn't get to that dish fast enough
And he devoured the rest of it
While the rest, mind you, are still making fun of Jimin/his dish. But JK didn't give a shit. His baby had made that plate and by God he was going to enjoy every second of it.
Once again, to me, this cements my theory that JK doesn't get to eat Jimin's food often. He gets way too excited when Jimin cooks, can't wait to taste his food, etc etc.
Which brings us to our next example where one time Jimin brought the entire group cucumber drinks and they hated it. Jhope goes on to explain just how much they hated the flavor.
There is a chorus of all the members agreeing with Jhope and even Jimin accepts that the cucumber drinks were terrible. But low and behold, look what the boyfriend had to say about it
Timestamp 4:12 so u can see for yourselves just how much everyone hated those drinks.
(Thanks @tarheelthings and @chicknbunny13)
Look, in JK's eyes, Jimin can do no wrong, okay? To JK, Jimin is perfect and that's that. End of story: No further questions. This behaviour is what I was talking about on my whipped post here.
Exhibit e) When JK checks on Jimin.
I don't gotta show many examples of this we've all seen it. JK always craning his neck over members to see what Jimin is up to. He always likes to know where Jimin is, what he's doing, which imo is amazing boyfriend behavior if ask me.
A moment I've never seen talked about anywhere from BV 1; JK comes into the RV to check on Jimin who's sleeping.
I know he came to check on Jimin because he walks in, takes a peak, then walks back out. Almost like he had confirmed Jimin was okay and now he could go about his business.
Tell me thats not the sweetest, cutest thing ever!
I've just uploaded 31 images n a video. I don't think tumblr likes me enough to allow me to do more so let's stop here. I hope your Jungkook praise kink has been fulfilled. It was my pleasure.😁😁
He really is a good man. The best. And Jimin deserves nothing less 😍😍😍
How is it even JK's fault that Tae can't travel to see him and support him?
First of all, and i'll say it beforehand i don't know the exact details of the law so don't ask me about any further information, i know it very superficially if you need more information you might want to ask a K-army or a K-friend in general. With that being said, since BTS announced and publicly that is that they're cancelling their military service postponement and will be enlisting after the completion of their solo activities, they are now bound by the military rules.
Which means, the boys cannot travel outside of the COUNTRY, without an official schedule aka something related to their work, whatever other activity they decide to do while out of the country is their own business but they just can't travel for "fun" and supporting another member is actually inside that "fun" box it ain't no official or professional schedule.
Up until now the two times we were sure Jimin was there for members (Hobi and Yoongi) he still had a professional schedule aside but he took the chance to make it in time to support his hyungs. A friend brought up Joon in Spain with his family and while it might look like a regular vacation for some but he DID have a professional schedule, he also took that opportunity to make it a mini family trip, it's basically a win-win situation, you get an official schedule you grab the opportunity which is always great to see our boys having a good time.
Now, Jimin is "coincidentally" (I don't think it's coincidental at all but you feel me) having an official schedule during this period, was it pre-fixed or was he able to arrange it to be able to support our Maknae AND get some work done? Maybe, maybe he went for the two birds one stone strategy. Up until now we have no idea what's up, will he be able to attend GMA or not, we have NO IDEA.
For all we know, Tae doesn't seem to be having any official schedule for now, not in Paris not in the US so again, no official schedule means no flying out of the country. So why tf is JK to blame? He's not the one making up official schedules. Their only concern is Jimin and i'm sitting over here thinking why aren't they questioning why wouldn't Yoongi go too? Since apparently Tae is being "held back by the evil step-mother that is Hybe" to go support the love of his life, Yoongi isn't held back by anything so why isn't he going? Makes us go back to the same point which is : No official schedule.
Second of all, Bitch! And if Tae isn't interested in going on a 10+ hours flight just to support a member, doesn't even have to be JK and even if the military rules weren't applying, he doesn't have to, why do they make it seem like it's a MUST that Tae should go to support JK, support isn't just by being physically present, how do they know he's not very actively encouraging him via messages and video calls?
Bitches are quick to assume Jikook aren't even texting each other but now they're assuming that about TK as well or..? And again if it's Tae's choice to not travel all the way to the US for one day, then how tf is JK to blame? It's not like JK has been plotting with the evil step-mother again to stop Tae from going to him dafuq?
It's one thing to be a delusional shipper and another to be a delusional maniac. This isn't just shipping blindly, this is projection, very blurred lines between reality and fiction, dementia? Please go get treated in a mental hospital. I know someone else was saying that Jimin is going to grab the attention yada yada, why is he grabbing the attention just when it comes to JK? Why wasn't that said about him when he went to support Hobi and Yoongi?
All this bla bla bla and we're not even a 100% sure Jimin is going to GMA anyways, they're already combusting just at the thought of Jimin and JK being in the same country, same city. Chile~ anyways so.. SEVEN IS COMING!!!!! Are you ready? Personally i'm not, but i am at the same time.
(Tagging this under Jikook because well.. Jikook.)
I definitely want to back up that anon who thinks jimin is still in the kitchen! In truth I think all the boys are and will be for a long time. I see chapter two as the introduction of their solo careers meaning "hey we are gonna be bts but also be ourselves sometimes too" I think every solo moment we've seen is the beginning which I'm for one super excited about. Imagine a wave of brilliant solo work one year and then phenomenal group work the next. Chapter two is barely a year in and it's already a visual and musical feast. I think jimin loves quietly preparing so he can wow us when he feels the time is right and while I too get tense with the constant radio silence I know it's cause he'll blow my mind the second he wants too. I hope people who feel as if Jimin didn't get a chance to show his true might feel comforted in that he will never ever stop wanting to gag tf out of us. And I think the sentiment holds the same for bts.
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Exactly this. Up until a few months ago I thought this was well understood, seeing as how BTS has operated till now, but clearly I was mistaken.
For posterity’s sake, to beat this dead horse one final time:
Would it be nice for each member’s release to not have any of the issues they’ve had? Of course. But it’s possible to inform the company of said issues, address what we can for issues due to various platform errors not due to the company, while not losing sight of the fact this is only 2023. We’re still only in 2023. As in, we’re literally just one year into Chapter 2, none of the guys are older than 30, and they keep saying they’re in this for the long haul. And this is the same group that has shown over a decade that their plans are most often and best executed in multi-year stints.
It’s bizarre to think a member’s solo career is over or even damaged at all in any real way because of one or more problems that happened during their first solo release. It betrays such a myopic, winner-take-all mentality that you have to be in a very specific headspace to fully buy into.
Jimin is clearly happy and working. He’s not blind and is seeing what is working for other members and what isn’t. They’re all checking out each other’s solo endeavours from time to time, cheering each other on and I’d say making notes on what they too could try, what works and what doesn’t.
If there’s one thing that’s become clear to me over the years, and even more so in Chapter 2, it’s that BTS is a team. A real team. I’ve seen a lot of k-pop groups over the years and there is no group today, present or past, that would reach the heights BTS has if any of the members sought to harm or sabotage or lord shit over the rest, with or without help from the company. None of the BTS members would put up with that shit. Their egos are too big, they’re so obviously their own people, very ambitious and so aware of it that I really wonder if people actually listen to these men when they talk. They know exactly what they’re worth, and they trust that all the other members know it too. If BigHit showed any real favouritism, BTS is the last group to allow that if it’s not something they themselves have already agreed to.
They all know what they’re doing. And if they don’t, then they’re the only people with the tools to figure it out. All the angst and anguish over this or that happening in fan spaces, has no real effect on these men sitting somewhere in Seoul planning out everything they’d like to do as solo artists and as part of BTS.
That’s my takeaway after watching them for as long as I have. I could be wrong, but I’ve not seen anything to suggest that yet. I’m not sure how long you’ve been in the fandom Anon, or what you think about other issues, but it’s nice to see you and the other Anon share this perspective. It’s a view that’s widely accepted in the fan spaces I’m in outside of Tumblr, but one that is sorely lacking in this space right now.
For no reason at all, one Jimin that I hope one day shows up in Chapter 2, 3, or 4:
Sidebar - A friend (who isn’t religious) was asking another friend recently about religion, because she’s now desperate enough to seek divine intervention for Jimin to find blonde hair dye, and to love it again.
We all know his best hair colour is black, but it’s just as true that a solid case has been made for him being a natural blonde.
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Okay, that’s it today from my gallery.
That colleague i mentioned the other day, the one that recently got into BTS and now biases Jimin, we’re meeting up this weekend with my other friend, the musician that watched the Grammys with me last year and fell in love with Jimin. That’s an example of two people still finding out about Jimin, falling in love with his music and him as a person, and starting to support him. None of the noise online actually has any real bearing on the impact of real life people still learning about Jimin through his solo music and through BTS, and becoming his fans maybe for life.
If anyone finds themselves feeling overwhelmed in fandom, please zoom out. Please take time away and get some perspective. Everything I’ve said is obvious, none of it is rocket science or gleaned from any special insight. The noise online can suck you in, to prevent that, please detach, go back to their recent and old interviews to hear what they each feel about Chapter 2 and their solo work, listen to all of what Jimin expressed during his promotions, the good and bad. You’d be left with fewer anxieties. At least, that’s the case for me.
Lord knows i cannot stand people like this who honestly think that the way to know people are dating or not is by their “moments”. Anon, I didn’t know we were all watching a Jikook movie. It is like Jimin and Jungkook aren’t real people who deserve a right to privacy, no they always have to brandish their lives to us 24/7 cuz they need us to always have proof of them being a couple or not.
It seems to me that some of you just do not understand that when circumstances change, certain things change as well. Look at you talking about Jikook having no moment. Anon, how are we supposed to see their moments as much when we aren’t getting as much content of them as a group anymore? How do u expect to get the same kind of moments when everyone is pretty much busy doing their own stuff now? Unless u are a fly on the wall or u have a camera hidden in Jikook’s houses, how tf would u know what they are up to? See you talking about “Jk keeps saying he is busy but has time to hang with his gang while Jimin is home alone” lmaooo. Anon, since u live with Jikook and know what they are up to all day, can u tell me what Jimin had for breakfast this morning? I’d really like to know. People like you who think they know all all the boys’ movements really make me laugh. Tae literally posted a photo a few weeks ago of vminkook in Jeju. If Tae didn’t post those pics would any of us have ever known those three were in Jeju together? Did u see them, did they tell you? We know that sometime (maybe) around chuseok Jikook were probably together doodling on their phones. Did u see them do that anon? Jk said Jimin keeps coming to him and saying “peuriri” and he’s heard it soo much that he is scared he might say that on stage by mistake. So i guess Jk was hallucinating when Jimin kept coming to him and saying this cuz according to your logic, Jk is “busy” and doesn’t have time to see Jimin and only makes time for his gang, yet we keep getting information that shows that they actually see each other much more than we know. Do u honestly think the only way Jimin and Jk can see and spend time with each other is by going out to hang out or doing challenges together? How shallow are you? Yes the truth is that these days, we don’t have enough information to really determine the nature of Jikook’s relationship. We see very little of them and know very little too and i guess that it why it is safe to say they might or might not be cuz things change, but judging from the “2 sec Live” we watched a few days ago, and everything else that has happened in chapter two with Jikook, it seems like nothing has changed about how they feel for each other. It is clear that they still love each other so much and are still very present in each other’s lives. The only thing that is different is that we don’t have content anymore. So stop with ur stupidity anon.
Also, queer people sing about straight sex and girls all the damn time u idiot. Do u think artists only sing songs they personally relate to? Artist sing both songs they relate to and songs that they don’t. They may release songs that are trendy, or that sell. So u think that Jk singing about girls debunks Jikook is one of the stupidest things u can say and i hope u don’t repeat that anywhere else. For one, Jk didn’t write any of those songs. Scooter braun literally brought “Seven” all prepared and wanted Jk to sing it cuz he thought his voice will match well with the song and Jk liked the idea. The song is catchy and trendy. Jk too had no writing credits for 3D. He is JUST the performer and while the performers may relate to the songs they sing sometimes, they don’t always. Besides what on earth did u expect? Did u expect Jk to start singing about fucking men when he is still (probably) closeted? Lmaooo. Some of y’all are really stupid.
Jimin and Jungkook’s lives are not up for display. They don’t live their lives to provide “moments” for shippers. If u want to think Jikook is not real because u don’t see their moments anymore, be my guest but keep ur stupidity to urself and stop being a pest on Jikook blogs.
*sorry I'm late posting your response to that previous anon, i dont have anything to say really, but happy to post your rant for you*
This video is interesting and since there's no jimin content to talk about I'm gonna talk about latest tea.
Okay so.......I think there are chances that the video could be real. But it's the timing that's kinda off to me.
Right after 3D. This is like super weird.
This leak could lead to two conclusions :
1) that it was to sabotage the new song.
Okay makes sense. But i don't understand that jk being a celebrity, if he wanted to get cozy cozy with his gf why tf would he leave the curtains open, windows showing the whole view with lights full on?
Like it doesn't make sense. He even goes on live with curtains closed.
So to me it's super weird. Which leads me to the second conclusion.
2) it's a PR move.
Okay now I'm not saying that jk doesn't have a gf. The girl in the video could very well be his gf but that's not my point here.
I heard someone say that scooter and bangpd is using all the US PR strategies. Like the whole songs with f*'ckboy image, then smoking thing which was clearly intentional and now this whole gf thing.
I mean it could be a possibility that it is a PR move???
It's just the possibilities that I can think about.
Because this is so off.
If this is real then I must say that it's a highly f*cked up thing to record someone at their homes.
ANOTHER POINT
Okay so from the video the girl clearly looks prego??? (Correct me if I'm wrong)
I mean what??? Jk is a father now?? 🤣🤣
I think this point completely changes the whole narrative because it's so much different than taennie situation.
Taennie was pretty clear that they are dating. The Paris walk was clear too.
But here in jk's case...... The girl he's supposedly dating is prego. And now it's leaked. If this is really jk in the video then it's a huge f*cking deal.
The girl is pregnant, if we assume that it's jk in the video then it just got revealed that jk is a father. 🤯
It's a pretty big deal so is hybe not gonna address it?
I mean the girl is literally pregnant that's a whole different situation than taennie which is why the video is fishy.
If the girl was not pregnant I would for sure believe that it's jk in the video in an instant.
There's a whole ass pregnancy involved here which goes far beyond just dating or fooling around. And I think it's big deal enough for hybe to clear things up immediately.
I mean before seven jk looked like a single fratboy living in a shitty apartment looking very much free and just resting and drinking at home. But all this while he had a pregnant gf to take care of?! Lol I find it hard to believe because he doesn't shy away from showing his personal space and he honestly looked single to me.
But I could be wrong and maybe he's just very good at hiding his private life.
And this is why my theory of PR move doesn't fit right either because if it was a PR move then they for sure would've made him date a hot celebrity or show him fooling around with female celebrities left and right to you know go along with the f*ckboy image that they're going for.
But a whole ass pregnancy is just gonna affect him negatively which is why It's maybe not a PR move.
So yeah this whole video is fishy. And I'm quite not sure if I believe it or not.
Anyways....
What I noticed today is that some jikookers are oddly fine with the video. I mean since chapter 2 they were kinda moving like a cult like taekookers but they're surprisingly calm after this video and some even believe that the video might be true.
With the way they were going since seven release I thought they're gonna act like taekookers during taennie scandal. But surprisingly they are taking it well.
I mean I'm shocked but it's a god thing.
SInce I'm an ex-jikooker I'm still in jikook spaces just because I'm curious and want to know what they are talking about. And they seem cool with the video.
But I've never been in taekook spaces. I wonder how they are taking the whole news lol.
What would be the reaction from BTS, idols, and just everyone else when Jungkook and Jennie kiss on the stage at the award show?
Brainstorming! I strongly believe this will break the internet and be a crucial part in K-Pop history. I hope that’s not too ambitious 😅 could even be a smol soft launch of their relationship with their kiss making headlines.
GOT7: I see Bam Bam shaking Jackson while Jackson looks shooked. Overall I see the group acting chaotic and loving the moment. Yugyeom chuckling and proud to see Jungkook be so open about Jennie even if it fit so well with the performance. You can see the love in their eyes as they danced and kissed.
IOI: I see various reactions such as dropping their jaws, widening their eyes, covering their mouths and giggling to themselves with cameras catching some of them mentioning how happy and cute Jennie is with Jungkook.
EXO: being great friends with Jennie they would be surprised and a little chaotic too. I see Chanyeol covering his face too lol.
TWICE: Mina and Jihyo looking at each other with big smiles since they know and support their relationship while the rest talked amongst themselves about how surprising the moment was
MONSTA X: I see their reactions being dramatic and in awe at their chemistry.
GFRIEND: I believe their jaws will drop before jumping and squealing with each other on their moment together. Hayoon giggling with the girls and pointing out the kiss. Hayoon would also be clapping happily with Yuji and Eunha.
Seventeen: Mingyu and The8 happily grinning to see their friends openly kiss on stage.
BTS reactions: So I was thinking the kiss wouldn’t be known from the members and was in the heat of the moment. Jungkook would initiate it and Jennie would happily go along with it, wanting to make a statement on stage.
Jimin and Taehyung: trying not to freak tf out as they focused on their performance. I see them grinning and glancing at each other. They’d be so damn proud to see their ship be this open with each other ❤️
Yoongi: would widen his eyes a little at the bold move and wonder if this was planned in advance. After the initial shock, I see him being amused. “These kids…”
Namjoon: I have a feeling he wouldn’t be so surprised because JenKook tends to be extra af so he’d be amused and proud to see them show affection to each other on stage.
Jin screaming internally along with Hobi because they were definitely not expecting it. I see them widening their eyes a little as well. After the shock, they’d would be happy to see the couple be this bold in public and focus on their performance
Audience reactions: Be screaming loudly and shocked at the sudden kiss. I see some thinking they are playing this BST sexy persona TOO WELL. Some upset Jennie is kissing Jungkook. Some upset Jungkook is kissing Jennie. JenKook shippers losing their minds. Other shippers surprised one BTS ship is showing huge affection on stage. Some pointing out the 97 Liners looking very supportive and happy.
I do believe there will be bad seeds saying Jennie is forcing her Americaness once again and the kiss being inappropriate because of her. And get upset that she is “ruining” the K in K-Pop.
This moment will go viral. I feel like viewers are always anticipating some kind of kiss or big moment on stage. And I see a lot pointing out how the kiss wasn’t a quick kiss, it was a longer than anticipated one. And how Jungkook held her. Not to mention “bedroom eyes” 🫢 I also see people praising their chemistry for the performance and people claiming they were just acting. Debates would occur on if their kiss was appropriate or not and I see people defending it, saying that it felt great with the song and that they were great actors.
“Why did YOU kiss Jungkook?” Would be the number one question she’d get on social media. Although it was Jungkook who initiated the kiss.
I see her quoting her BST lyrics for this:
“I did say no matter how much I resist I can’t fight what you’re doing. He kissed me. And I kissed back. I officially fell into temptation. 😉”
JK has showed NO interested in woman at all EVER.....so I would like to ask anon when has JK ever shown interest in a woman????
OP barking in the replies. Can I ask when is the ONE time he showed interest in men ? Don't mention Jikook moments but where tf he has shown he's queer and into men ??? He said he had a crush on Joon. But the same guy also said his crush was IU, so that doesn't count too.
See JK got ZERO, ABSOLUTELY ZERO moments where he shows interest/ attraction to male gender. And to you, you all will defend his any behavior till it will come back to bite your ass, WAIT TILL A PAP VIDEO OF HIM WITH A WOMAN OR GRINDING ON A WOMAN IN A CLUB IN US HIT THE TL. Or will you say "oh jimin might be ok about JK doing this, he's gay anyway" ???? You all pushed his tattoo girl scandal under rug but now it won't work anymore. It's not me being homophobic ffs. Just using my brain.
IDK WHY YOU GOT TRIGGERED WHEN I SAID A FACT. HE ONLY FOLLOWS FEMALE DANCERS WHO POSTS SEXY CHOREOS. NOT A SINGLE MALE DANCER, WHEN THERE ARE 100S OF EXTREMELY GOOD MALE DANCERS ALSO. EXCUSING IT WONT CHANGE THE FACT. MORE THAN BEING CONCERED WHETHER IM GETTING TRIGGERED WHEN HE MENTIONS JIMIN, CHECK YOUR FAVS REAL CHARACTER, it's only time being since he starts follows those only fans model girls who posts half naked videos saying he's an adult who have sex and can do whatever he wants.
Anon,
Ok, go read the replies to the other post and check where you are incorrect. And recheck Jk's tiktok and reevaluate how you see him.
Jk shows interest in someone... Jimin.
You all want to set that aside like it's nothing when it is EVERYTHING! That should tell you everything.
So I will show you jikook moments because that's what exists:
If Jk ever came out in videos of him with a woman, I'll accept it.
But then you have to accept what we have now. And that's Jk with Jimin.
jk: I AM ALSO SINGLE THIS IS SUCH A COINCIDENCE LIKE WE ARE BOTH SINGLE AT THE SAME TIME WOW LIKE YEAH UR ON A HREAK BUT UR BASICALLY SINGLE THATS REALLY CRAZY LIKE HAHA LOL WE ARE SINGLE LOOK AT US TWO SINGLE PEOPLE WHO HAPPEN TO LIVE TOGETHER MAYBE WE SHOULD IDK LIKE HEHEH JSJSJJSJDJ
yoongi: when are we jumping him??
i can leave now
y/n: shut up
yoongi: you coming over?
y/n: no?
yoongi: boo
y/n: i’m going to hobi’s
hobi: you are??
jimin: to fight or fuck??
y/n: shut up
jin: that’s crazy
hobi broke up a happy home
hobi: i’m genuinely so sorry
i didn’t mean to
y/n: wasn’t even ur fault don’t apologise
he was a acting weird for a while
wanted to live in denial but it’s whatever idc!!!!!!!
tae: you clearly do care and that’s ok
y/n: i DON’T
tae: y/n
y/n: taehyung
jimin: ew like why is taehyung being all serious i hate it
tae: cuz this is serious
y/n: it’s not
tae: it’s ok to be upset
y/n: i know and i’m NOT
tae: y/n
y/n: i’m not upset omg????
stop being weird i’m like so ok it’s crazy
jimin: like crazy lolz
jin: that is the second time you’ve made that joke and it was just as unfunny as it was the first time you said it
jimin: why are you keeping tabs on me and what i say get a LIFE
jin: you make me want to kms
jimin: do it
jin: namjoon get him before i get violent
namjoon: guys can you see we have bigger issues going on rn
be serious for once
y/n: i’m fine
there is no serious issue
i’m ok
no tears
no noting
i’m fine ok? ok
tae: y/n
y/n: tae stop
ykw ur pissing me off
ur all pissing me off
y/n left “HOBI GOT HANDS!!”
hobi: oh wow
jin: i didn’t even do anything fr
jimin: i blame tae
yoongi: jaehyun is a bitch
jk: do you think she’ll let me kiss her now?
namjoon: jungkook shut up
tae do NOT message her
and yoongi do not even THINK about leaving your house rn
i think we need to have a group meeting or something
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sorry this sucks i just needed a reason to get rid of jaehyun so we could move forward LMAO i’m sorry better things coming soon 😁🙏🏽
Hi! Sorry if the question sounds weird…but I feel like this is a safe place to ask this.
How do you think Jikook handled their intimacy during The Soop, Bon Voyage etc? Also considering the ramen joke, the analysis going around about Jungkook putting on that jacket in BV and so on. Thank you!
I don't understand the question
But I think I get u. Maybe. I'm not sure. Okay we are gonna start from the beginning and I'm just gonna hope this is what u asked 🤭🤭
Bon Voyage season 1:
Well, we know JK ditches Suga to go sleep with Jimin in the living room. Which awwww 🥺🥺🥺
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BUT, I dont think the SEVENing took place in there. I'm thinking the laundry room. It would explain why they liked doing laundry so much 🤭🤭🤭
I imagine the boat would have been harder, too many people in one room. But if they wanted I'm sure they found a way 😁
Bon Voyage season 2:
This one is easy. They play for rooms, JK looses and he ain't happy to be sleeping on the couch. So Jimin sees his baby is sad n he naturally offers to switch
But JK chooses to sleep on the floor, turning down the offer. Surprising since he knows Yoonmin are sharing a bed. But maybe he'd rather not sleep with Suga 🤭 I'm kidding... I'm kidding 😂😂😂 This was probably JK's hyung kink at play where he likes to look after Jimin. So he'd rather be uncomfortable than have Jimin be uncomfortable.
Anyway, this is further down into episode 7 but u can see Yoonmin are in bed right before Jimin sneaks out the room.
You know he's not just leaving but sneaking out coz he's checking to see if Suga is asleep.
Justice for Suga. Jikook always be ditching him for eo 😂😂😂 anygays, seeing Jimin sneak out in ep 7 tells me he probably did it for the duration of their stay in that house. Coz in the next house, JK lost on purpose and they ended up sharing this room that we never saw the inside of
All we got was a sus photo of JK with smeared lipstick.
Anyone having flashbacks of Osaka Vlive?? 😂🤭 He he he heee...
Then we have the origin of Jikook doing laundry. Of course this is suspicious off the bat. But even more reason is because their stories weren't matching. According to JK, they stayed up till late doing laundry. So from him, they were doing laundry for most of the night.
But according to Jimin laundry was done in the morning???
Well, which is it Jikook????
Anon, these motherfuckers were SEVENing plenty in Hawaii. 👀
Bon Voyage season 3:
I don't really need to delve into this one, do I? Even the most out of touch person knows Jikook were sharing a room. I mean, Jimin was not only supposed to share a room with Suga and Jin, but he was supposed to share a bed with Jin. Now, why tf would he do that when his boyfriend had a room all to himself??
Anyway, analysis by Mizgator here. Timestamp 7:00
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I also believe Jimin continued to sleep in that room even after V showed up. Jikook were on their honeymoon after all 🤭🤭🤭
Real talk though, this is what friends do for eo. Members have excused Jikook when they needed the privacy. That's just what people do. I know its bros before hoes, but who is the ho to V if both are his bros?? 😂
Moving on to Bon Voyage season 4:
I already covered how in the first house the SEVENing took place in the RV. So let's move on to camping. Now this is a bit hard to gauge when/where intimacy would have taken place. It was only 2 nights that they camped anyway, so maybe nothing happened during this time? BUT, like I will say many times during this post; it dont matter. If they wanted to SEVEN, it happened irregardless of location.
(There was however some camping sleeping drama that took place. I talk about that here. It has nothing to do with the topic at hand, I just like to bring it up coz I like drama 🤪)
Now onto the second and final house. First of all, we are going to quickly gloss over JK following Vhopemin into this room with all his luggage.
He has no business being there seeing as his roommate was RM. 🤦🏽♀️ Oh how satellite Jeon i do love you. 🤭🤭
So anygays, at some point you hear Jimin calling Jhope's name urgently
And then they start whispering and giggling like little kids.
Now that could just be Jihope well, Jihoping but this was when people were going to their rooms. I wouldn't put it past Jimin to enlist his bestfriend's help on Jikook getting a room to themselves at some point.
Like I've mentioned b4, cameras aren't always filming, and friends do each other these kinds of favors all the time. In any case this was a big ass house if Jikook wanted to get their groove on, they got it done.
I think we are good on the BVs so let's move onto In the Soops.
In The Soop season 1:
Here i talk about how JK used to spend the night in what was supposed to be Vmin's room. So that's that. Also if I was them I would have considered using that boat to SEVEN for sure. I hope they did. I mean, they wouldn't have to do nothing. Just let the waves do all the work
Mosquito net incident i dont think they did anything beyond making out, really. JK lost his hoodie, yeah. But Jimin looked the exact same way coming out like he did going in.
So clearly he didn't shed his clothes.
In The Soop season 2:
First there was Jimin's room. And then JK's and Bam's house... I can see it. Especially when JK asked Jimin if he wanted ramen and Jimin ran towards JK's house. I think he got his ramen 😏😏 Something tells me Jimin didn't actually leave, here.
He pretended to, but i don't think he did. I think he stayed and they either turned off the cams or covered them. But I've always had a feeling he didn't actually leave.
But while that's speculation, this however, I think this is a given---> I talk about the drone incident and them going to the forest/bushes 🤭 here. Why would they need to get rid of the camera unless they went to shout in each other's briefcases? 🤷🏽♀️ or even to SEVEN? One can get real creative on that ATV. Just saying... 😌😌😌
I knew it was game over because of the way Jimin looked at the camera here.
Look at his faceeeee
He was NOT a fan of that camera in that moment. It's giving flashbacks to this summer package
And then the way they both look at the camera again before taking off
He he heee.... if you ever watch these reality shows again just pay attention to how many times they glance at cameras. Its so funny. It's not really a surprise they waved away that drone for some privacy.
Thanks for the ask, anon. I believe that about covers it, yes?
Hello, i’m ranting again but ffs Army are infuriating i simply cannot.. I’m making this post for my queer people but also for my non-queer people but who support the LGBTQ community. Again sometimes i’m really bad with words, i really don’t know how to put shit out there correctly but please bear with me.
So i’ve been on tiktok and that lovely girlie’s video popped up on my fyp (the same girlie i posted yesterday), basically the caption on the video was “Me watching homophobic “armys” throwing a fit bc queer armys find comfort in Jimin’s queercoded lyrics”, me being me i checked the comments and i come across shit like this
The way people are so very against any of BTS members being anything but straight and like to throw the “don’t assume” stupid comment, that “they never came out” “they never said it themselves” yada yada, bitch do you even know what queer coded means? Do you know what a code means to begin with?
People seem to forget that these men are in an environment that doesn’t allow them to just “come out” they can’t just fucking shout to the world that they’re fucking gay Patricia!
It’s the fact that Jimin has been dropping hints here and there to HOPEFULLY people can understand, can get the fucking message, but people are still out there wanting him to just say it as it is, they don’t understand the effort it take to fucking come out in a homophobic country in a God forsaken industry with entitled fans who can’t accept idols being non-hetero.
It’s like people are trying their best to break Jimin’s effort in trying to “set himself free” as he fucking just said from all this bullshit, from holding back, from “HIDING” bitch he literally said that wtf do you think he’s hiding from? The monster under his bed? The muffin man in his closet? Wake the fuck up! You’re stanning a man but refuse to understand him, refuse to give him a chance to express himself without having to put himself in a tough position.
I remember sharing before this one video from a tiktoker who made a joke about how queer celebrities deal with dating questions when they didn’t necessarily come out or weren’t intending to but still were trying to drop hints :
(Matt Taylor)
It is already hard enough for queer people to be accepted in this society and people keep on making it harder for them. People saying that your own personal interpretation shouldn’t be imposed on what Jimin means, if y’all keep on acting this way when the fuck are we ever going to understand him? Are we always going to put his efforts in vain? That man simply CANNOT COME OUT and you know what? He doesn’t HAVE to either, why tf do people think he will just trust such an entitled fandom to come out to them?
Bitches be really quick to deny the fact that they’re simply homophobic but Jan, could you please enlighten me on why tf do you get so fucking defensive whenever anyone mentions the possibility of any of these men being queer? Them assholes aren’t even ready to accept that Yoongi, the man who ACTUALLY said it, is queer let alone making effort to understand Jimin.
I won’t say this enough, i will obviously not repeat it enough but THIS is why Yoongi said that FANS, MOTHERFUCKING FANS will understand not Army cause y’all only hold the fandom’s name nothing more. So fucking entitled and want everything handed to them on a silver plate. Now the narrative is that queer people aren’t “supposed to look a certain way” aka members who look “manly” are surely not queer. Yesterday again i came across a tiktok of a dude doing a prank to his BOYFRIEND, here’s what they look like :
Now don’t bullshit me on “this is not what i mean when i say manly” cause i know perfectly that this is the exact image some people picture in their head for how men looking like that can’t be gay. You want Jimin to feel comfortable enough to come live often, to share things with us, to see him perform, bla bla bla but how tf can he be comfortable with your sick asses when he can’t even be given a chance to be understood, to not put him under the projector?
People assume that you just gotta tell the world about your sexuality and that’s it, easy peasy lemon squeezy, such a happy world and everybody will be accepting yey
You don’t know the struggle of fighting to let yourself known to others without being put in a risky situation as a common person let alone as a celebrity in a very unforgiving industry, people tend to forget that it can be career threatening, so just for your own comfort you’ll have these men risking everything just so you can have that verbal validation?
I’m going back to the term “Queer coded” It’s called that way because there are “CODES” used by a person to hint to their sexuality and if your illiterate asses could spare 5 mins to google what that means y’all would’ve been 10 times smarter.
If you can’t support Jimin, or any member really, the right way, please see yourself out these 7 men really don’t need no more of these people as part of this fandom, it’s already hard with straight up haters and now they have to deal with supposed “fans” who can’t do shit correctly.
So please for my queer people, let's do our best to support and let our boy know that we understand we get it and we are sending him all of our love and for people who support the community and still understood Jimin and are supporting as well, thank you, thank you so much for being amazing, thank You.
Umm not really. Not many tattoo their own initials but he literally tattooed his birth time as a big ass clock so this is possible lol. Also his tattoos are all about him. His birth flower, his Fandom (tattooed right on his knuckles, on a prominent place), his birth time, his motto etc etc so isn't it normal him tattooing his initial ?
Also for me, i see a significant gap between J and M for it to be JM aka JiMin. It looks like 2 different tattoos tbh Jungkook and Army more than cross word Ji Min 🤷♀️
Trust me, he knows how his tattoo looks. He is an artist for god sake. Visually more intelligent than most. And he didn't have second thoughts before getting it done.
(birth time, birth flower, dates are all symbolic things, but names aren't symbolic. Names are just names)
Why else did the fandom come up with the all member names theory? Because JM was so IN THEIR FACE that there had to be an explanation for it, right? If the J wasn't there, who would go ahead and think RM and MY and inverted V and clubbing the J for all J initial members. And that theory was so widely accepted that people took it as facts. Because there had to be an explanation for the crossword, right? (Honestly, I was also kinda rolling with that theory too, because I didn't want to be delusional and consider only JM. But then he comes live and says it's just ARMY and J. Which made it more sus, because why tf put J there, near M, making a crossword? We all know you are 'Jungkook'.)
It doesn't need to have romantic connotations because if i have a bff i enlisted together with, maybe i would tattoo their initials too. If there's one thing 2023 has showed us (and the earlier years too), jimin and jungkook are THE best friend duo of the group. The best friends among a group of best friends. Their bond is stronger than anything I've seen.
Somebody on here mentioned the rainy day fight recently. Jungkook not only cried when he fought with Jimin, but he went outside without a destination. Have you experienced that type of distress? He could have just gone home or stayed in the studio, could have just avoided Jimin and waited till they made up. But he walks aimlessly and whom does he call? Jimin. When Jimin said he wouldn't take care of him anymore, it's like he lost his anchor. The one person he was closest to, someone who gave him a safe space in a group of older friends,had refused to take care of him anymore. It removed the ground beneath him. If that doesn't tell you who he's closest to, idk what will. Anyway...back to the topic.
The other explanation (which might be far fetched and just my personal little theory) is J stands for Jeon, his brother's name, family names etc. But idk, that's far fetched.
It still doesn't change the fact about how it looks. Just because it's farther than ARMY doesn't mean it's not a crossword. A very visible one too. And when his fists are curled, it can look far, but when his palm is flat, they are equidistant. Like a crossword. He definitely had his palm straight while getting it tattooed.
All my opinions are personal, anon. Not facts. If i think JM is for Jimin, it's still a personal opinion formed by my own logic. As already stated in my pinned, I don't claim any of the 875 members to be dating. I'm just here to enjoy their dynamics. And I understand, I might be going against JK's own words, but it's just me and few people who agree with me. For the rest of the world, J is Jungkook only.
If you want to see more of my thoughts about it, you can check -
And this-
Also, idk if you are a solo, tkker, or jkker, or lurker, enjoy this little canon compliant ficlet i wrote long back. (Which describes the fandom's reaction and Jungkook's explanation in a fun way)
Scene {members notice army and jm tattoo for the first time}
Jimin: "Jungkook...is that tattoo for me?"
Jungkook:" NO!! J is for ..umm..Jungkook."
RM: *sigh* *starts calling their PR manager*
Jimin: "Where's the K then? You always call yourself JK"
Jungkook:'"........."
Jimin: "It's okay bro, I'll one day write a song for you and call it Letter. To return the gesture of course."
Jungkook:"Would you feature me in it? Like you did with V hyung in Friends?"
Going on a rant for a sec, because this is my blog and I can do what I want to….
Maybe someone else can relate. I have always wanted BTS friends irl, and I say I want that. But in reality, I don’t. Arguably, the friend of mine that introduced me to BTS has a very skewed way of seeing them. She brings up crazy theories.
Examples:
1. JK was dating Rose and Tae was dating Jennie so that was the reason for their falling out and needing to talk together in ITS 1???? To steal Shaz’s term, is this a vermin theory? Where does she get this from? That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. Occam’s Razor people. For those that don’t know, it states that often the simplest answer is correct.
They just weren’t close anymore. Period. They matured. Developed different interests. Nothing to do with girlfriend drama. Please. Even if JK isn’t dating JM (lol humor me for a second) that still makes 0 sense. Jimin wasn’t there to break up a potential brawl, he wanted them to be closer.
2. According to a random friend of my friend, JM was wilding out in Paris in 2019, and this person claimed she saw Jimin sign so many NDAs so that means that he was definitely hooking up with a lot of women.
Um, okay and Jimin took a direct flight from Paris to Seoul to surprise and celebrate JK for his 23rd bday. But sure, before that grand gesture he was hooking up with women at clubs. And who tf is this “friend” how is she seeing these NDA’s?!?!?
So, after giving her a peek through my lens and how I think Jungkook and Jimin have been dating for years and that JK is definitely not straight… I asked this friend of mine the 64,000 dollar question….
Have you seen GCF TOKYO?
To which she responded, wait for it….
No.
I nicely said she needs to watch original content. It’s all there. Not hearsay. Not theories. Not scripted. It’s in original content. She didn’t know about Brian Puspos and the Own It dance cover either. I broke that news to her too about how “sus” it is.
I beg fans of BTS that I meet irl
WATCH. ORIGINAL. CONTENT.
That’s the end of my rant. Just wanted to get this off my chest. Feel free to chat with me in the comments if you have thoughts or similar situations you have encountered with irl “ARMYs”
Jikook are plain as day and so obvious and yes it has been going on for a long time if you watch original content.
Oh you are such a liar. You and your stupid tea. Everything you pulled out of your lying ass can be debunked.
1. Jikook arrived together. How tf X know it ? Wasn't he a guest ? i.e arrived after the party started. But members were already in the company way before the party started.
2. Tae and Jkk not on good terms all because of Jennie and Jkk ?? Lmao who believes it. First of all even if they were not mingling that day it doesn't fucking matter. It was just some weeks before Tae proposed video call with Jimin, which they always do anyway.
3. JK went and put his arms around Jimin, held hands in corner..how confidential it it 😱. As if we didn't saw the exact same moment in the BTB. Didn't X went to party ? And he saw was the same 2 0.3 sec moment we ALL saw in BTB ?
4. Jennie is tae's gf. And how does it affect Jkk ? I don't care who's dating but by the behavior of 2 companies and idols they don't give a fuck to some edited pics on internet.
5. Hobi is bisexual. Yes i heard Hobi announced his sexuality to whole SK a day before the JITB. Lmao. And why does it matter anyway and related to Irene ?
6. The only 'secret info' which is true is JK and JM were fairly drunk. It's not even a new knowledge lol. They are 2 of the members with fairly good alcohol tolerance. And we fucking saw JK all drunk and laying on floor. And Jimin's flushed drunk face.
Please take your confidential infos somewhere else, to kids, to delulu jkkrs who will eat up anything positive related to jkk. We don't want it here.
And I know u won't post this ask because I̶t̶'s̶ a̶l̶l̶ l̶i̶e̶ a̶n̶d̶ y̶o̶u̶ a̶r̶e̶ c̶a̶l̶l̶e̶d̶ o̶u̶t̶ you are high on drunks and won't read this.
Ah, the kids be out here getting mad already.
Let 'em froth, I say. Just froth away like the rabid bitches y'all are. It's honestly no damage to my self-esteem in any event, I didn't invite you here. You just... showed up and started yelling without my permission. Like usual.
I have nothing to prove. Less than nothing, really. I'm not gonna give you the details on how my source knew when people arrived because I am not going to set up my dude to get doxxed - and y'all will try, I know this. I've seen you do it. To innocent, kind people who did nothing to you. That will not be happening in my this household, okay.
One reason I waited four months to post is for this exact reason: your sector of the fandom won't calm the hell down and stay in your own spaces. You wanna be out here busting up boundaries for every other decent human if they breathe the same air as Taehyung and it's gross. It's disgusting. I don't come into your spaces and shit on the carpet so I'm gonna ask you politely to stay the fuck outta mine and wipe your ass before you talk.
I'll address the "edited" (hint: they're not but you know that, you're just frothing at the mouth right now) pics at another time because Tae ain't care about those pics and neither do I. I'm not going to bother to address most of what you had to say because as usual, y'all don't do reading comprehension well in the first place. If you did you wouldn't be Taekookers.
I stand by what I wrote. You ain't gotta read it. Save me, indeed.
Y/n: that would be me why? Ain't it a pretty name?
Jimin: I mean-
Hobi: you bold for this one
Y/n: am not
Hobi: are too
Namjoon: tf?
Tae: Namjoon hyung cursing?
Yoongi: it’s late, why are y'all texting me at this late hour
Y/n: it's 7. What is there to be late from?
Namjoon: tae shut up
Tae: no you
Namjoon: I'm not arguing with you today
Jimin: you wasn't going to anyway
Jin: shut up. And change the group chat name now
Y/n: fine.
wαp wαp jín α grαndpα
Jungkook: bro 😭
Jin: see she's always fucking with me
This is why we fight
🔫🔫🔫🔫
Y/n: you don't own a gun?
Namjoon:???
Yoongi: Fr
Jimin: stop using my slag
Hobi: dude what.
Jungkook: short people always talking
Jimin: don't you're mom love me tho?
Jungkook: and?
Y/n: she loves me too
Was in her bed last night
Fucking her raw
Jin: what
Jungkook: this is why I blocked you now
Always saying dumb shit
Y/n: fight me pussy
Jimin: how about we don't?
Tae: how about we do
Namjoon: yeah y'all slow
Jin: didn't you fail to plug up the radio
I seen you struggling don't lie
Namjoon: I hope you die
Y/n: im-
Jungkook: wow hyung
Tae: can I kill him with you?
Hobi: what
Tae: what? I want his hoodies
Yoongi: so you want him dead for his hoodies?
Namjoon: don't even have him explain it
He's fucking slow too
Tae: imma stab you
Jimin: I leave for two seconds
Y/n: that ain't nothing new
Jin: change the gc
Y/n: no
Jin kicked y/n out the gc
Jungkook: you gonna get her back or-
Namjoon: I leave for a second
and she's already kicked
Tae added Y/n
Y/n: fuck you jin, old bitch
Jin: fuck me? fuck you
Yoongi: how about both of yall shut the fuck up
Jimin: damn
Namjoon: You too
Jungkook: double kill
Hobi: pew pew
Y/n kicked Yoongi out the gc
Y/n kicked Namjoon out the gc
Hobi: oh.
Jimin: yeah good night hyung
Jungkook: fr same gotta feed the dog hahah
Tae: i gotta walk my fish?
Jin: you don't have one
Tae: don't worry about me old man
Jungkook:...yeah bye
Jungkook offline
Hobi: haha haha
Hobi offline
Tae offline
Jin: just you, me and jimin huh
Jimin: tf you mean i'm leaving
Jimin offline
Y/n offline
Jin: damnit! you damn brats
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A/n: Now y’all probably thinking right, where the hell this come from and I’ll tell y’all what. This same like group chat is on wattpad that I posted on one of my stories? Like my bts one shots😭 so if y’all have seen half of the stuff I did post it came from wattpad as well:)