#but I would like to address the *omg* ????

[kiynania]

So I was watching a Zane hc vid earlier today and there was this one hc that said that Zane canonically forgot abt Dareth after the whole Never Realm shit and after they told me the ep I went back and saw this scene

HE SAYS IT LIKE THEY NEVER KNEW WHO DARETH WAS

OK no let me refresh it for a sec

When Zane and Pixal are in the bar, the mood changes after they run into Dareth

And then Dareth talks to them and just.

LOOK AT HIS EXPRESSION.

COMPARE THIS TO WHEN ZANE SAW DARETH AT THE BAR IN S8

HE WAS CONCERNED BC THE PLACE WAS FILLED WITH SOG MEMBERS

HERE HE LOOKS CONFUSED AS IF THEY DONT KNOW DARETH

AND WHEN PIXAL'S TALKING TO DARETH ZANE'S EXPRESSION JUST GOES LIKE

"You know him?"

AND RIGHT AFTER DARETH LEAVES THE MOOD CHANGES BACK

Why wasn't this ever addressed.

#good for him honestly #dareth doesnt deserved to be remembered by zane #ninjago zane #i still want this to be addressed #like HELLO??? #i would like to thank that tiktoker #'imliterallysnakejaguar' #omg i should write a fanfic abt this

[cryiling]

I don't even need lokius to be canon but all I'm saying is that marvel cannot LITERALLY ADDRESS the selfcest and then expect us to put up with sylvie x loki ?? 😭 like it would be one thing if they just never brought it up but like. come on now. if you're gonna call out the selfcest then you had better be planning to get rid of it

#loki #lokius #sylvie #marvel #loki season 2 #LIKE COME ON NEOWW #i literally had no hope for lokius. I thought y'all were being delusional #but after the recent episode I'm like omg there might be a chance??? #bc it makes no sense for them to literally address the weirdness of the selfcest if they weren't planning on ending that relationship later #like why would you plant that idea of the relationship being weird if you still intended to make it endgame #LOKIUS NATION WE MIGHT HAVE A CHANCE

[tariah23]

Still grateful to own a josuyasu doujin from one of my fav kr jojo artists uhhh

#they don’t have any SM anymore…… I think #all of their jojo art is gone tho……… uhhhh #I used to look forward to whenever they’d post their logs to pixiv #I think I follow them on their #postype account tho… #I’ll never forget their kindness because they responded back to my inquiry so fast and let me purchase their doujin through PayPal instead #of the other methods that I couldn’t understand because of the language Barrier ahhhh #they were like ‘ohh you live so far away :0?! Chicago!?!!’ sjjssjsjs #since I had to give them my address through DM #I miss their art sm omg #I never got to buy their other josuyasu doujin uhhh I wonder if it would be considered rare now #rambling

[soupmanspeaks]

im so sorry I have this stupid au where its like Michael is a prosecutor, and Stringtrap is the defense (yes, Springtrap, not William, he is already dead n resuscitated and possessing the suit lol) N like, Elizabeth and CC are like, the Maya and the Pearl of this au or smth, but they're ghosts, so no one can see them, so it makes Mike look a little crazy when he consult's his prosecution team during a trial and no one is there and it looks like he's talking to himself 😭😭 Like, Springtrap probably has the most charisma in that entire court room or something, and he always ands up winning cases, and Michael has to make sure Fazbear Entertainment get's the guilty verdict for all the shenaniganry (cover ups) they did Idk its so sillaye <33

#fnaf #michael afton #elizabeth afton #crying child #michael afton my beautiful pookie #ace attorney #<- because of the Maya and Pearl mention #as well as this whole thing just me going “fnaf but AA haha” #Maybe Charlotte would be a guiding role? like Mia or smth #lol Michael's entire team just being him and his dead siblings/friends #Michael would wear the Pizza Sim suit btw <33 #He'd probs address the court like “Alive and dead people of the courtroom-” and everyone'll wonder why he had to specify lmao #Little do they know !!!! #Would Henry be like....the Gumshoe?? #that would be funny ngl #crying would the judge have to refer to them both as “Mr. Afton” #or would they refer to Springtrap as Mr. Afton only because they respect him more #its fine because Michael doesnt need fancy titles to win the courtrooms favor!! #omg would beanix be like post-scooped Michael #I am cringe but I am free

[overuseduniverse]

when someone has a social life, goes to school, works, etc etc but still makes time for you, it's the best feeling in the fucking world

#like omg you actually care enough to make time for me??? eeeee #its important to me #hes texting me while he's playing dnd with his friends and I'm like WOW I am IMPORTANT TO YOU THST MAKSS MY HEART ACHE!!! #difjskdn #i havent had a bpd episode since my break up either which is incredible #the people in my life who would be the people I care enough about to trigger me actually respect my triggers 😅 #and its not a huge deal to them #im like ''hey btw whrn you do (this thing) it really triggers me and i have bpd so it puts me at risk for bad coping mechanisms #and my emotions are really high so I'd really like it if you could avoid doing this'' and theyre likr ''okay'' LMFAO #then i never have to deal with it again #i had to constantly deal witj it in my last relationship. id repeatedly address the trigger iver and over and theyd keep doing it anywyas #even tho i was harming myself and popping pills 24/7 #im so much happier now #a

[fifteensjukebox]

i haaate writing texts to people i barely talk to who also happen to not be Online people like. what version of myself am i allowed to be here

#a childhood friend (we went to school together ages 4-10 and have seen each other twice since - once close to school and once in january) #anw she asked what i thought of the barbie movie and i said sth about it being pop feminist in my first message and felt the need to double #text to explain what i meant by it and (somehow not physically but very much in spirit) i have a headache now #oh no wait there it is physically:) #oh uh #barbie spoilers #i guess but yeah it was at the level you'd expect it to be on that but perfect camp fun in general and i loved it sm #anw i feel like i should've left it at the fun camp side of my review that's what she probably meant #regardless ive done that now #if anyone's following along since the January party this is the friend who introduced john to our group and may or may not have been t #*subtly trying to set us up so we're gonna have to have that conversation eventually which is soooooo fun but i love her n i love that we'v #been reconnected #oh god i just remembered she's trying to have us meet up w the friend who hosted the party and was absolutely in on the me and john idea so #that specific psrt of it will be hell especially if it comes up that i was more interested in andrew who went to school with us and managed #to accidentally reject him.... although if undoing that comes out of it (unrejecting him that is) i would not mind he is so babygirl #ok i am going to get ready for bed!! it has been so much of a day #omg she replied about barbie #this is the most perfect review this is kind of all i cared about and you addressed it w/o asking #though now i'm excited to see what the story line is bc i haven't seen the trailers #im so relieved and i have a newfound faith in our rekindled friendship im so excited #also i just remembered sth #i was way more of a kelly club girl and i think i first played with actual grown barbies at her house!! we had sm fun and i remembered that #but this brought so much back still #vie

[dmumt]

god i wish ts4 let your sims run businesses from their home lots like in ts2 

#once again a game from 2004 reigns supreme #i know you can basically just get them to live at their shop address but it's annoying if you have multiple sims with some of them going #to school or work because they automatically go home to the home lot..... #god ts2 was just too good i used to make my sims a cute little apartment (remember getting to make your own apartments omg) above their shop #and the shop would be selling stuff from the h&m fashion stuff pack and their apartment would basically be all ikea stuff god thats how u do #collabs ea.... #i just want ts2 with ts4 graphics and build buy mode that would be the best game #oh but how can i exclude ts3 like that i probably put the most hours into it growing up #ts3 used to be so laggy it was a bit much but the family gameplay was so genuine and cute #.txt #sigh i just miss when the sims wasn't entirely a greedy money grab sort of thing

[dreamertrilogys]

MY SISTER JUST STRAIGHT UP ASKED ME IF I WAS GAY 💀

#obviously not in front of our parents like when we were alone together #i was like why.. and she was like idk you just seem gay LMFAOOOO #it was fine tho she’s cool #i said no tho (yknow like a liar) and then asked if SHE was gay and then she was like why do I seem gay and i was like your friends are gay #AND THEN i found out that her friend who seemed super gay ISN’T actually gay BUT they’re trans omg #i literally fucking called it guys. like the moment i met them (the friend) there was like a moment of recognition between us #AND once after they came to our house my sister said that they liked my hair and that i should cut it so that we (me and my sister’s #friend) could be matching & i told my sister to tell them i’d do it if my parents would let me #oh also i didn’t know they used they/them until just recently bc my parents are transphobic so my sister had to use she/her for them in #front of our parents. then i told my sister abt a couple of MY friends who use they/them (bc she’s gonna go to our school next year so like #she’s gotta know how to address them when not in front of our parents yk) #.txt #i need a tag for my sister #oh also for context she definitely has other gay friends & she knows for a fact that some of my friends are gay so like it’s all cool #gender diary #<- not really but sort of

[discountdyke]

do you think im playing persona because its “good”? are you out of your mind?

#talking tag #i love persona dont get me wrong but its deeply deeply deeply flawed #i also dont understand when ppl are like but p5 was so good...why isnt this game from 15 years ago addressing social issues well? #like okay lets look at how p5 addressed social issues. #did they do it badly? yes. yes they did. #why would you expect more from EARLIER releases?? #wait while im here in the tags whats up with ppl acting like p2 is free of sin? #you cannot play that game and look me in the eyes and tell me its progressive bc it allows gay people #like. AS A JOKE. AS FUJOBAIT. come on people #nothing wrong with liking it! but stop acting like #'omg why did persona get homophobic?' #spoiler alert: it was always homophobic!

[cloneboywonder]

I’m so sleepy but I love talking I’m sorry here’s my car ghast btw

#omg I don’t know how we managed it but me and my mom are almost done w my costume the jacket looks so cool #cannot believe it was like a junky pullover my mom is such a genius #and my brother did in fact help me with my printer and the pieces look good but I’m too tired to paint them tonight bc um #I got home much later that anticipated #bc like I hadddddd to like cry on the phone it was so fun so I decided to go get gas so I could stay in my car longer #and like there was a woman pulled over and I asked if she was okay and I think she want understanding her gps :-( #and she was from out of state with two really really little kids and she was freaked out #so I was girl just give me the address and you can follow me #like it was 15 mins away like okay little road trip so I can talk on the phone and then I also know she’s home safe #like we are both winning here #ALL OKAY IF SOMETHING HAPPENED MY FRIEND WOULD HAVE CALLED THE COPS not worried #and it was FINE but then she missed the exit bc a big truck was in the way :-((((((( and I was so upset #I told her to leave her gps on just in case but I was so scared :-( #and then like 😭 I get so nervous I was so sad I was eliza do I just like 😭 go and make sure she gets home ?? #like literally I would not have been able to calm down if I didn’t know #so I DID and she wasn’t there :-( and I turned around and I was all sad #and like as I was about to leave the complex I was like 90% sure I saw her pull in and I was like .. girl do we like .. go make sure #like I’m about to have a heart attack I’m going to make sure #and I turned around and and sure enough she was standing by one of the garages and I like 😭 I understand this is weird I’m sorry #I like put my window down and was like we’re you the one following me? and she was like yes !!!! I missed the exit :-( #and I was like ong im so sorry I was just so worried I wanted to make sure you got back safe and she was so nice #she wanted to invite me in and give me a drink but I was so tired and like literally about to run out of gas lol 💀 #and I was just like omg no no it’s okay I was just worried I’m glad everyone’s home I’m going to cry I love people so much I love people #I’m so glad she was able to make it home even tho we got separated at the last second and I’m glad I waited a second and went back so I knew #okay I’m so tired I’m so glad I already called off work this week #ough I’m so excited the costumes almost done and I’m so excited I will have lydia in my house in 24 hours #um shout out to my bbg eliza for babysitting me so I didn’t get kidnapped so sorry I cried for 2 hours #I HEART PERSONAL DIARY POSTING #my posts #god I love people so much and dear god do I love personal diary posting

[long-live-astronerd-ghost-king]

DPXDC prompt: Dead on main. No trick only treat.

~~Сhildhood friends and deals~~

The Justice League has to summon a ghost from another dimension to address the threat. They don’t know what price the Ghost King will take but there’s little time to bargain. Another spirit threatening them has already seized all the computers on their base. John doesn’t know what else to offer. A summoned ghost starts to look bored. Gold, jewelry? A favor from a member of the League? Like the Ruler of All Dead needs it. No one dares to make another offer, and the King is in no hurry to set out his demands. Maybe try to pull off a soul sale scam?

Suddenly, Red Hood breaks into the hall, walks up to Phantom and shakes his shoulder vigorously. Red Hood: You, get Technus out of here right now. I need access to the files and fast. Phantom: That’s rude, dude. Where did you grow up? in the cave? No "hello, no how are you, Danny", really? Red Hood: I’ll pay the usual price. Phantom: Deal.

What is the price? John sees Batman and gets in his way. The usual price, his guy said. Means Jay was already out of the deal alive and well. This hyperprotective bat would only piss off the ruler if he interfered.

The King quickly deals with his subordinate using a thermos and remains to watch working Hood. Red Hood: What do you want? I’m busy. Danny: You and I have a contract~ Red Hood: All right, all right. Jay throws M&Ms right in the face of the ghost. But king doesn’t look angry. He opens the package and starts sorting the candies by color. Phantom quickly eats up all the green ones and passes the red ones to Hood. Jason takes them without any questions.

Strange. John has never seen a summoned creature share its reward with a human. And the son of a bat looks too comfortable with it. Wait, since when do super-powered beings think that candy is a decent wage?John makes one of the most likely deductions using his experience. Constantine: Batsy, how long has your son been sleeping with the King of Ghosts? Batman: He…what?!

~~~~~~~

Dick *knocking at the door*: Little Wing, you hate ectoplasm and everything what is neon green, so why? He’s dangerous! Jason who turned on the music to not listen to his crazy family: ~He’s poison but tasty~

Dick: NoOOoo

~~~~~~

Jason: And now everyone thinks that I sold my virginity to you for a bargain or something, because interdimensional creatures like you aren’t supposed to help for nothing. Like you’re playing favorites. I’m gonna fucking kill John. Danny: Well, I wouldn’t say no to that. Jason: What? Danny: I mean, to k-kill John, yeah. How dare he.. Jason: Omg, you’re still so terrible liar, Fenton.

Danny: Sorry :(

Jason: No. Say it again.

~~~~Twelve years ago~~~~ Maddie wasn’t thrilled to learn that Danny was trying to make friends with Todd’s son. Their neighbor was terrible. And his son was definitely a street rat and probably a juvenile delinquent. Maddie: Danny, honey, there’s got to be a reason this boy is talking to you. Even kids from the crime alley are always looking for a bargain they can make or a fool they can fool. Danny: But Jason is so cool! He knows so much about books and alleys and.. Maddie: But you don’t want to be a fool, do you? Danny: Okay, Mom, I get it.

So, if Danny wants a cool friend, he’s got to offer a bargain.

He didn’t have a lot of pocket money for every month but Jason needed it more anyway. And his lunch that Jack was picking for him was big enough for two and only bitten on Tuesdays. Nice. Jason: Do I understand correctly? You will pay me and give me food, and I, what? Protect you from bullies? Danny: No! I’m not weak, I don’t need to be protected. Just..maybe we could sit together at lunch and walk each other home sometimes? Jason: Nay Danny: But why? You want something else? Jason: Money’s fine but your homemade food is…strange. Danny: I can bring sweets if you want. Jason: Deal. 3 pop tarts for a joint lunch, a party size bag of M&Ms if you waste my time out of school.

~~~~

Sometimes they share sweets when they hang out but more often Jayson takes them home to save in case his parents have money problems. Sweets have a long shelf life stored and he may not be afraid to poison himself. Over time, candy becomes their currency and a secret language for all occasions. Need help without unnecessary questions? M&Ms. Problems with learning? Skittles. The question is about family? Snickers. There will be a serious conversation? Pop Tarts.

Jason: One snickers and a pack of gum. Danny: Yeah, Jason? What do you want? Jason: My mom wants to meet my friend. Come to lunch on Sunday. Danny: Okay, you managed to pay for my expensive services. Jason:…and you just lost the gum from the deal.

~~~~~~

Jason threw a package at Danny: Three pop tarts. We need to talk. Danny: All right? Jason: Why are you avoiding me all week?! Danny: Well, it’s just..you’re Wayne now. Jason. Still Todd. And what about that? Danny: You can hang out with the cooler guys now, I didn’t want to embarrass you. Jason: Bullshit! I’m still the street rat, and you’re trying to avoid our contract. me. And I don’t even need money from you anymore. What the hell? I thought you are my friend. Danny: And I am!

~~~~~~

Robin: What’s a schoolboy doing in an alley at night? Danny: Um, I…nothing? Don’t tell my parents, Mr. Robin sir. Robin: It will cost you so many Chunky Bars, you have no idea. Danny:...Jason? Jason: N-no. Danny: Damn yes. What are you doing in green shorts on the street at night?! Jason: Cosplay. Danny: Oh yeah? Then I’m just your hallucination. Don’t hesitate to ghost me. I’m going home, Disgrace In Pixie Boots, bye. Jason: fu%&c$#u

#dpxdc prompt #dcxdp #dpxdc #dpxdc crossover #dead on main ship #dead on main

[notthestarwar]

are you normal or do you print out your ao3 comments and make them in to a little book so you can look at them all together when ur feeling sad

#can neither confirm nor deny if this book exists #but i will say: it sure is nice to look at when i'm having a 'what even is the point' kinda day #you know that post that talks about how you should look at ao3 interactions like you're doing a little book reading #i think about that a lot #cause yeah i write for me but if i didnt know ppl were reading stuff i probably wouldnt bother posting #and going to the effort of making it understandable to a brain other than mine if i didnt think other ppl got anything from it #but getting a comment really is like 'oh my god there really is a person out there reading this' #and when they mention they agree with a certain take. then i'm like. omg. this feels like community you know #whats that one post thats like 'people arent looking for commnents. they are looking for community' #theyre right. #its easy to get caught up in stats and be like 'oh this is barely any ppl' especially if you start comparing (thats the mind killer) #but the truth is. the comments that i do get? thats like a ginormous amount of ppl #if they were all looking at me in a coffee shop. i dont know if i'd be able to do a reading lol. i'd get stage fright #not of the stuff that ends up on ao3 anyway. it's not stuff i'd ever put somewhere non anonymously. cause its all like #showing a bit more of me than i'd show in a coffee shop you know. thats me working through stuff. but still ppl are interacting! #that feels big. #i think cause a lot of my stuff is like 'heres a irl problem made worse so its brought to the forefront and has to be addressed' #which means its all pretty depressing but in a way i find cathartic. you know. its a tragedy but their story was worth telling. #it was worth it. so when another person sees the catharisis there. it makes it seem possible. #its not just wishful thinking. working through that issue would be hard and painful. but it would be worth it all the same. that guy agrees

[gloxk]

Please give us sum eren & armin toxic hc Like armin and eren would be two different types of toxic. Ex!boyfriend eren blowing ur back out n sending it to ur bf or whoever ur talking to n ex!boyfriend armin not being able to take you talking to someone else so he fucks you a party or smth idk go crazy. 🤰🏾.

“Yeah my ex is crazy.”

A/N: No bc they are two completely different types of toxic. Like idk how to explain it? I js feel like eren is the type of ex to be petty and trifling. But armin..omg..armin goes off the fucking deep end. But i love my lil psychos🤭.

WARNING!: A lil fluff , toxic behavior, unhealthy relationships, smut, unprotected s*x, Blackmailing, Mentions of offing someone, obsession, controlling, plus other things . +17 mdni

EREN! Please for the love of god don’t let Eren find out you fucking with someone else. This man will go from nonchalant to crazy. “Oh word? This what we doing?”. He disregards the fact yall broke up a whole month ago.

He would definitely blow up your phone after seeing a post on instagram. “Who is he?” & “He fuck you better then me?”. Oh and please don’t tell him yes. Because let me warn you. He will be right there at that door knocking.

“You know you fucking lyin. But ight we gon see.” He hung up the phone and you laughed at him. Who gave this man an ego? Did he really think he was the only man with good dick?

You were confused when you heard a knock on your door but to your surprise, it was eren. “What the fuck?” he pushed right passed you walking into your apartment. “Nah, don’t fucking play with me y/n.” You could tell he was pissed just by his voice.

This man wasted no time bending you over the couch and fucking you right there.

“Nobody could fuck you better the me.” He grabbed a fists full of your hair pulling you up to his mouth.“You belong to me. Don’t ever let me find out there’s someone other than me fucking you like this.” and to be quite frank, nobody could fuck you like eren.

Eren talked you through the whole thing. He knew he was rough with you, but god he couldn’t help it. So that’s why he praised you for taking his dick so well <3.

He took out his phone and pressed record. His hard thrust drove lewd moans from your lips. “Fuck right there!” you screamed every time his hips slapped your ass. He made sure he got glimpse of your face so the guy knew it was you. He made sure you screamed his name just to prove who you belonged to.

You got so many miss calls while eren fucked you to sleep. Every time ole boy called eren went faster. <3

You woke up alone, your bed empty. Your phone notifications were through the roof. Over 100 notifications from that guy. It was crazy. But a simple text from eren stuck out. “Let me hear word about you fucking w some again. Next time ima put em in a casket.”

You weren’t sure if he was joking or not. But one thing you did know was he made every threat a promise. And he always kept his promises.

ARMIN! Lawd, you let armin find out you even thought about some one else fucking you, it was over.

This man went full psychotic when word got to him about you talking to someone guy. Apparently you were at a party grinding all up against him.

The first thing armin did was collect every drop of information he had on this guy. His home address, His mother’s facebook, His phone number, Job number. He knew too much on the fucker who decided to touch his pretty “girlfriend”.

It pissed him off, how dare you try to replace him. He blew up your phone to the point it crashed. “That’s so fucking cute, y/n. You think that you can just go fuck some other guy?” , “Please don’t make me do something crazy.” . The crazy part was you didn’t even fuck the guy, he was just fucking crazy. He always assumed you were cheating for some reason.

When you didn’t answer his calls he pulled up expeditiously. if you didn’t answer within the 30 minute window he wouldn’t wait to show up to your door.

“Y/n open this goddamn door.” He banged on the door. It was 2 am- oh yeah he knew you had work later, he didn’t care.

As soon as you open the door an argument ensued. “Pick up the fucking phone when I call you y/n” He yelled at you slamming the door behind him. “You ain’t my fucking boyfriend Armin. Ion gotta do shit.”

He never made you regret your words so fast. His nails dug into your hips as his pace increased. “Ain’t yo fucking boyfriend huh? Then why you letting me fuck you raw?”

Your bed was a mess after he made you cum over and over again. After he was done all you could do was mumble incoherently ‘Nobody is better then you’. He was rough but his after care made up for it <3.

He kissed your forehead before he nuzzled into your chest. “You’re the best I ever had.” he soon fell asleep after those words left his mouth.

I love my cute lil crazy guys <3

#Eyena writes♡ #eren smut #eren x y/n #eren yeager #eren x black reader #eren aot #eren x you #eren x reader #eren x black fem!reader #eren jeager smut #eren jaeger #eren jeager x reader #armin aot #armin x black reader #armin smut #armin x you #armin x reader #armin arlert #armin x y/n #armin fluff #aot x black reader #aot smut

[tojirights]

❛ you taste like heaven. ❜

Alastor with angel!reader omg. I imagine that reader was Alastor's wife back when they were alive, but didn't see eachother again after death because Alastor is in hell and reader is in heaven. I imagine that after Sir Pentious got redeemed, Sera sent reader (because she has experience with demons(? Ur choice) and Sera trusts her a lot) down to hell to investigate this 'hazbin hotel'.

a/n: AHHHH i almost didnt want to write smut into this because it was so precious 😭 ooc alastor again but its so CUTE. i added my "alastor speaks french" agenda to this as well lol.

buy me a coffee? 😇

tags: 18+ smut nsfw, fem! receiving oral

heaven was in shambles after the last extermination, no one knew what would happen next now that souls could be redeemed from hell. it was then that sera approached you in private, all but begging you to go be an "ambassador." you were hesistant at first, not only thinking that this was a lot of responsibility, but also that your... husband had to be down there. he wasn't a "good man" after all, but your heart still fluttered at the thought of seeing him once more. with a sigh, you accept sera's plea and prepare for your trip down to the hazbin hotel.

there to greet you, was charlie morningstar herself, bright eyed and bubbly just like you heard all about. she leads you into the foyer of the hotel before you stop dead in your tracks. charlie is still speaking a mile a minute in your ear, trying to welcome you as best she can, but you're not listening. your eyes meet alastor's, immediately recognizing him even in this new form of his. and when his smile almost fades, you know he recognizes you too.

there's another brief pause before you're running towards him, your wings unfurling on their own as you're quickly wrapped up in his embrace. the other inhabitants of the hotel watch, confused, seeing as alastor hasn't really let anyone but niffty get close enough to touch him, let alone embrace him. your wings fluff up and cover your faces as you lean up to kiss your estranged partner. "oohh, sweetheart.." he sighs against your lips. "its been..."

you smile between kisses, your heart racing in your chest. "too long." you finish his sentence, earning a chuckle from the demon. his lips kiss a trail to your ear, a low growl to his voice as he whispers to you. "you taste like heaven, darling." your cheeks go red, not quite prepared for such a comment, especially in front of company. "alastor!" you hiss, hitting his chest gently but he just pulls you closer in response.

finally, he addresses the group behind you who are all standing with their jaws hanging open. "now, if you're all done gawking, i believe my wife needs to be shown around..."

husk spits out his drink as alastor speaks, covering angel in alcohol. "your WHAT!?" you hide your face as calamity ensues, everyone trying to speak over eachother at the insane news. "your wife... is an angel?" charlie asks gently, trying to get to the bottom of this. "well, i couldn't have known for sure but she was always more a saint than i." alastor hums, running his hand down your back. you shudder when he touches your wings, to which he notes in his head for later.

"o-oh! well then! i guess you should show her around, yeah?" she smiles bashfully, still taken aback by everything happening since your arrival just a few minutes ago. you look up at alastor, your cheeks aching from smiling so wide. "i think i'd like that." you whisper to him, enjoying the way he pulls you closer to him. "hold on tight then, my love."

you're not sure what he means by that until you're slipping into the shadows with him. its an odd feeling, but you don't think much of it until you're reappearing in what you assume is his bedroom. alastor is careful with you, like he's afraid the wrong touch will burn you, but he craves the feeling of your bare skin against his hands more than he can admit. you smile, reaching your hands up to cup his face. "touch me, al. i'm not fragile..."

your words light a spark deep within him, forcing him to restrain himself from ripping your pretty clothes into tatters. he groans inwardly, large hands reaching around to pick you up before fumbling his way to the bed. "corrupting an angel wasn't on my bucket list until seeing you again, my dear." his tone, its not what you're used to hearing, but that gravelly undertone shoots straight through you. "oh please, you can't corrupt me more than you already have." alastor's lips find the sensitive skin of your neck and you feel him smirk.

"i hope that's not a challenge." he tests, tugging at the hem of your dress. you all but giggle, lifting up so alastor can free your body of clothes. "and what if is it?" you challenge, knowing full well that alastor wouldn't let your teasing continue without proper punishment. his eyes darken red, and there's a tinge of fear in your gut. because this may still be alastor, but its been quite a while, you don't know how he's changed.

but as he kisses down your stomach, you're reassured that the man you married is still there somewhere, underneath this 'radio demon' persona. "your lips tasted of heaven, mon amour, does this taste so sweet as well?" alastor's words alone are enough are enough to make you whimper, then the feeling of his hot breath against your clothed cunt makes your core pulse.

your hands naturally fall to the top of his head, feeling the softness of his ears and the rough points of his antlers. "c-can i..?" you start, timidly holding onto the horns. alastor's body shudders as he shoves his face into your thigh. "yes, ma chérie. please do." he breathes, tugging on the thin fabric of your panties until they rip in half.

alastor wants to be patient, wants to treat you like the angel you are, but he is a demon after all. and he hasn't gotten such a delicious meal in far too long. after he feels your grip tighten on his antlers, he lets loose his self control. his first taste of your sweet pussy sends him into a frenzy, eating you like a man starving. his tongue swipes up your slit before circling your clit in quick flicks. your legs are shaking already, breathy moans leaving your lips with reckless abandon.

there's a part of you that is concerned to be getting your cunt ate by a demon, but this demon was your husband, after all. sera made you come down here and you might as well enjoy yourself, right?

your hips arch up, craving more and more, and alastor is happy to oblige. "this is heaven, my dear. not some palace in the sky, but here, between your legs." your eyes well with tears, overwhelmed in more ways than one. every pass of his tongue has your release teetering on the edge while his sweet words make your heart flutter. its almost too much, and when alastor sucks on your clit, your walls burst.

"a-alastor i'm..." you mewl, every nerve on your body screaming as your orgasm rolls over you. you're almost sure you're hurting him by how hard you tug at his hair, but alastor doesn't stop. the intensity is something you've not experienced in many, many years, and the tears stream down your cheeks. alastor coaxes you through it, licking slow and soft circles around your sensitive bud until your shaking stops.

he's quick to climb up, wiping the tears from your puffy eyes. "such a good girl, mon amour. there's plenty more where that came from."

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[writtenbymoonflower]

Hi! Can I please request a poly!Marauders x reader where the reader has a secret admirer? The reader is receiving anonymous gifts and letters, making the boys anxious and jealous. If not, it's okay! Thank you, author-san!

omg i love this! thank you so much, baby, hope this is okay! gn!reader x poly!marauders

cw: jealousy and possessiveness, borderline harassment and stalking, hickey

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You groaned loudly when you opened the front door only to be greeted by yet another bouquet of flowers. You begrudgingly brought the arrangement into the house, setting it on the countertop. 

"Again? That’s like the third this week, and it’s only Wednesday." Sirius said, exasperated and (almost) as annoyed as you. 

"Fifth, actually." You hated that you were complaining, you knew you were technically very lucky to receive all these gifts, it was just distressing. And to be frank, getting very old.

"Christ, this person is thirsty." Sirius’ voice was strained, clearly more anxious than he was wanting to let on. 

"At least it seems they don’t have much of a chance, anyone worth their salt knows that you hate roses, angel." James said, between mouthfuls of his sandwich. 

"I know," You cringed. "Who should I give these to this time? Lily has enough flowers to open a shop" You rolled your eyes. "Speaking of," You reached into your work bag and pulled out two boxes. "There were chocolates at my work when I got there yesterday, and a pair of earrings on monday." You walked over to where Remus and Sirius were cuddled on the couch. 

“Geez, dove. Are we gonna have to step up our game?” Remus said, voice tinged with jealousy. 

"No, this person needs to step down. Or at least give me a return address or something. All the notes say is ‘from someone who appreciates you, xx.’ It’s actually kind of distressing." You handed the smaller box of earrings to Sirius, "Are these your style, honey?" 

"What? You don’t want them?" He sounded surprised. Of course you didn’t! Why would you need presents from a random person when you have three boys who give you all the love you could ever need? (and in the way you like it)

"No, I would feel weird wearing them." You cringed, handing the larger box to Remus. "You can have these, I don’t even like cherry chocolate." Remus took the box like it was filled with poison, a disgusted tilt to his lips, just as Sirius dramatically dropped the jewelry box onto the coffee table. 

"I don’t know whose grubby paws have been on this box." He sneered. You rolled your eyes at his dramatics, looking over to James who was still in the kitchen. He had set his sandwich down and was looking like a kicked puppy. It made your heart crack.

"Jamie, what’s wrong baby? Come here." You beckoned him over. He rushed to your side, placing his hand protectively on your shoulder and gripping you tight. You looked at your other two boyfriends, Remus’ jaw was clenched tight and Srius was still looking at the box and scowling. 

"I jus’ don’t like it." James said from your side, his voice was small like a child's. 

"Wait, hold on," You said, "Are you all actually worried about this?"

"Define ‘worried’ lovely," Remus said, his voice an awful mix of venomous and depressed. “I don’t think any of us like knowing there’s someone out there fighting for your affections.” His eyes had an angry glint to them. 

“Guys,” You said, your heart only breaking further. “You have nothing to be worried about, okay?” James’ grip tightened on you. “There is absolutely no competition here, I’m not even giving these the time of day. I don’t want anything to do with the gifts or the person sending them.” 

“But you would if we weren’t in the picture.” Sirius said quietly, all too insecure for your liking. You wormed your way out of James’ grasp, resulting in a whine being pulled from his throat, to crouch in front of Sirius. You grabbed his pretty face in your hands, looking into his sad eyes. 

“No, I wouldn’t. I’m not impressed by these gifts.” You took a deep breath, not wanting to confess the next part and worry your boyfriends worse. “They actually kind of scare me.” You admitted, making all their eyes snap to you. 

“Scared? Of what, darlin’?” James piped up. 

“I just,” You cringed. “I don’t like knowing that there is someone this obsessed with me and I don’t know who they are. And that they know where I live and where I work. I mean, who knows how much they know?” 

“Well now I feel like an arse.” Sirius grabbed you from the floor and hauled you onto the couch with him and Remus, wrapping himself tightly around you. “Here I was thinking this person was gonna get you away from us, not knowing they were worrying you.” 

“You’re not, I promise!” You reassured. “Honestly, if there was someone doing all this for you three I would be really jealous too.” You placed a hand on two of your boyfriends’ thighs, looking over at James, who was still sulking, now sitting on the coffee table in front of you. “But I can assure you, even if I found out who this person was, they, and no one else, would be able to take me from you three. You aren’t getting rid of me that easy. Besides, I don’t like stalkers.” You joked. 

Remus pulled you closer to him, gentle but still much more aggressive than usual. Your other two boyfriends had settled, but he was still heated. 

“Remmy,” You turned to face him. “I promise, you have nothing to worry about.” 

“I know,” He grunted, burying his face into your neck. You wanted to shrink at the ticklish feeling but you allowed him to stay there, knowing he needed it. Remus had a jealous streak, perhaps the most of all your boyfriends. James and Sirius were more subtle in their protectiveness, but Remus started marking you all like a wolf anytime someone let their gaze linger too long. You buried your fingers in his hair and scratched his scalp, trying to relax him. 

“As soon as I find out who this is I will get them to stop, I promise.” You said vehemently. You looked guiltily at all your boyfriends, “I’m sorry this is happening, it isn’t fair to you all.” 

“It’s not your fault, dolly.” Sirius placed his hand on your back. “You don’t have anything to be sorry for, you aren’t asking for this.” You were about to hug him, but Remus held fast around your waist, you started to protest, but you felt Remus’ lips latch to a spot on your neck, nibbling and sucking hard enough to sting, but not hurt. The sound you let out was half giggle and half moan.

“Christ, Moons!” James barked, “You trying to brand them or something?” The three of you started giggling like children. Remus released your skin from his teeth, observing the red and purple splotch that was left in his wake. 

“Gotta make sure they know what’s mine.” He said, possessively. “Don’t worry," His eyes glinted furiously at your two other boyfriends, "you two are next.” 

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[silkjade]

This js not a request or anything, I just wanted to tell someone about this😊

SLIGHT ARCHON QUEST SPOILERS!!

(i think, soryr☹️)

Fontaine would be SO good for mermaid aus

Like imagine a wrio x mermaid!reader where wrio saw the reader first from that window In his office or what💪

Even better if the reader gets sick or just fatigue from the primodial water

And the guy is like: 😱😭

And then boom he has a mermaid with him, In his own office🤯

⤀ cw: fem!reader, no pronouns mentioned ⤀ a/n: OMG OKAY I FINISHED THE AQ && UR SO RIGHT ! this gave me sm brainrot wah i had to write a litto smthg >.< but I can see him being pretty chill about it too… (sort of a spinoff to the alhaitham mermaid au I guess hehe)

perhaps every so often, wriothesley would get tiny glimpses of you in between those giant stalks of seagrass, but the moment passes by so quickly that he just brushes it off as nothing. probably just a bubbler seahorse that wandered into the area or something

‘eh whatever. as long as it doesn’t pose a threat—there are weirder things out there.’

when he has his first suspicions that primordial seawater might be leaking into the normal seawater, he takes it upon himself to personally check on the pipes and investigate. however, once he gets to the abandoned zone at the end, he finds... a washed up mermaid ?

hes honestly a little bit amused as to how you could've ended up here, and his initial instinct was to just toss you back into the sea. but it's not like you're some otter caught in a fisherman's net; you’re breathing so laboriously and feverish to the touch, on the verge of passing out… so he scoops you up and takes you to sigewinne. which is how when you finally come to, you find yourself in a tank in the duke of meropide's office

(some headcanons below the cut ! a little bit suggestive at the end ₍ᐢ. ̫.ᐢ₎ )

he introduces you to tea, but it’s so bitter ! perhaps mermaid tastes are more aligned with that of melusines because wriothesley basically short circuits when you tell him you prefer sigewinne’s milkshakes

in his attempts to sway you to his side, he’s scouring his collection left and right, brewing different teas that he hopes you might like

“alright, how about this one? it's light, with a hint of sweet flowers and bulle fruit."

"i still like sigewinne's milkshake better."

speaking of sigewinne, she definitely catches all the minuscule changes in wriothesley's facial expressions whenever he talks to you. and so of course she and her melusine friends start adding stickers of you onto his belongings too.

he takes them off to save face but stashes them away somewhere in his desk

once you've recovered enough, he'd help you out of the tank, and when your tail dries into human legs, he'd take you on a tour around the fortress as 'a friend from the overworld.'

however, you notice how everyone else addresses wriothesley with his title and you worry that maybe you've been too casual with someone so important?

so when you also start addressing him as 'your grace,' during afternoon tea in his office, he almost chokes on his own tea. you tilt your head in confusion because his cheeks are so flush and he can barely look you in the eye. it takes him a second to gather his composure

oh archons above it makes him want to do unspeakable things hearing you say that, so at least for now....

"please, just wriothesley is fine."

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