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ineffag-swag · 4 months

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Who is that bald headed ass and how did he possess Bon? Did some kid sneak around the animatronics and summoned a demon?

#LIKE. WHO ARW YOUUUUU #the walten files #that would be funny ngl #twf #bon

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eliamartel · 11 months

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If Jace has a decent arc in season 2, do you think Team Green stannies would write fanfics where Jace betrays his mother and defects to TG for a oc/reader like Team Black stans were doing to S1 Aemond

#That would be funny ngl #text

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soupmanspeaks · 6 months

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im so sorry I have this stupid au where its like Michael is a prosecutor, and Stringtrap is the defense (yes, Springtrap, not William, he is already dead n resuscitated and possessing the suit lol) N like, Elizabeth and CC are like, the Maya and the Pearl of this au or smth, but they're ghosts, so no one can see them, so it makes Mike look a little crazy when he consult's his prosecution team during a trial and no one is there and it looks like he's talking to himself 😭😭 Like, Springtrap probably has the most charisma in that entire court room or something, and he always ands up winning cases, and Michael has to make sure Fazbear Entertainment get's the guilty verdict for all the shenaniganry (cover ups) they did Idk its so sillaye <33

#fnaf #michael afton #elizabeth afton #crying child #michael afton my beautiful pookie #ace attorney #<- because of the Maya and Pearl mention #as well as this whole thing just me going “fnaf but AA haha”#Maybe Charlotte would be a guiding role? like Mia or smth #lol Michael's entire team just being him and his dead siblings/friends #Michael would wear the Pizza Sim suit btw <33 #He'd probs address the court like “Alive and dead people of the courtroom-” and everyone'll wonder why he had to specify lmao #Little do they know !!!!#Would Henry be like....the Gumshoe??#that would be funny ngl #crying would the judge have to refer to them both as “Mr. Afton”#or would they refer to Springtrap as Mr. Afton only because they respect him more #its fine because Michael doesnt need fancy titles to win the courtrooms favor!!#omg would beanix be like post-scooped Michael #I am cringe but I am free

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cherrysmokesaconha · 5 months

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Hi me again :3

Imagine this

Derick and Tord..

But they're both high on weed and flirting with cheesy pickup lines

OH GOD LMAO

I like that XD

#that would be funny ngl #cherry talks

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ask-dbd-susie · 1 year

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I’ll be honest, in trials I have half a mind to let you kill me when I see you show up, since you are absolutely adorable. Despite being a serial killer, you seem like a really sweet person and it feels like you’d be fun to hang around at the campfire with if the situation was different. I think it’s because you have the energy of a fellow survivor, instead of the usual personalities of the rest of your colleagues.

“You really think so? Thanks! You know, I think I’ll go a bit easier on you in trials now. Oh! Also! If you ever want to hangout, you could always try finding me in Ormond! I’ve heard about survivors finding their way there or into the other killers’ realms all the time! I could also try sneaking into the campfire, that might be fun, not sure if it would work though…”

#now the real question is.. is this natural sweetness or is susie keeping the crazy under lock and key #who knows 🤷‍♀️#susie attempts a campfire sneak part 1 real??#that would be funny ngl #might have to store that in my ideas to use in the future #ask-dbd-susie #text reply #anon ask!#susie lavoie #dbd susie #dbd legion #the legion #dbd #dead by daylight #dbd ask blog #dbd rp blog #answered

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pineappical · 1 month

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harv

#stardew valley #harvey stardew valley #stardew valley fanart #I DONT PLAY THIS GAME i just thought it would be funny to hit this guy with my ted beam. and also this ones for my friend prince hi prince #just decided to post it because i know yall will point and go woagh.. thats the guy from my show... LMFAO #ngl i drew this because i didnt like how most fanart makes him smooth :-( harvey sdv u wouldve been up my alley but every other fanart #makes him look like hes in his early 20s. wrinkly-fy that man #pn.art

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fortheloveofaussiegrit · 3 months

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little aussie man telling jokes

#and again and again #hes honestly so funny #also not to make this about mark but this is a mark blog but u cannot tell me that 10 years ago mark would've said the exact same lines #he still would now ngl if he entered his fitness influencer era #not saying hes got them from mark but they honestly have so many of the same little mannerisms #op #oscar piastri #sewellove gifs #f1 gifs

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talaok · 1 year

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At the Met

Pairing: Pedro Pascal x actress! reader

summary: You and Pedro, Hollywood's hottest couple, attend the Met Gala together, but when you find out your ex was invited too, things start going sideways.

warning: angst, jealousy, age-gap

a/n: this was a request by the lovely @vawnila but since I am delusional, I decided to merge it with yesterday's event bc this man...

Pt. 2

[ "And here they come! y/n y/l/n and Pedro Pascal, Hollywood's hottest couple!"

"wow, they look amazing" ]

You'd been to the Met before, and so had Pedro, but going as a couple was something much different, especially with all the talk you two had caused in the last six months. There wasn't a magazine or a blog that wasn't talking about your age gap or the way you'd both robbed millions of women and men of the chance to be with Hollywood's most desired bachelor and bachelorette.

The past few months had been a mess, and still, you didn't think you'd ever had that much fun.

Pedro was everything you had ever wished for in a man. he was kind and sweet and funny, and not any less handsome, he was perfect.

So when he took your hands in his as you walked up the carpet, you couldn't help but smile up at him, just for him to meet your glance with the same adoration.

The carpet was the easy part though, what actually scared you, was the dinner.

Being seated next to a bunch of celebrities you didn't know... that was your personal version of hell, but at least this year Pedro was gonna be next to you.

The first part of the dinner went well, the first moments were awkward as you had expected, but then the woman sitting opposite you broke the ice and everyone seemed to relax.

Pedro sensed your tension at times and tried to soothe you by placing his hand on your thigh, or murmuring something to your ear that most times resembled something like "We're almost done, sweetheart".

It was a good table, don't get me wrong, but there was something about knowing you were being watched and filmed and photographed by the world's most popular celebrities that always prevented you from fully calming down.

You were always on edge, only waiting for something bad to happen, until finally, your fear came to life.

You had excused yourself to go to the bathroom and were finding your way through the maze made of chairs and tables arranged in the room, when you felt a tap on your shoulder.

"Hey baby"

wait a minute,

you knew that voice.

You turned around, "Hi Nathan"

Of course you'd meet your ex here.

"Funny meeting you here" he grinned

"I had no idea you were coming"

"Neither did I about you, darling," he said, his eyes traveling up and down your body, not even pretending to not be checking you out "You're beautiful as ever" he complimented, his fingers tracing the side of your dress, and you just smiled, rolling your eyes playfully "really" he spoke, his voice lower "You're breathtaking, baby"

"thank you" You felt your cheeks get some involuntary color "You're not so bad yourself, you know?"

"why thank you" he joked "I wanted to find someone to have some fun with, but I think I might just have"

"Nathan..."

"What princess?"

You sighed "You can use my name y'know?"

"oh I know" he reassured "I just know how much you like when I call you names" he murmured, getting closer as he moved some hair away from your face "especially on some occasions"

"Nathan what are you d-"

"c'mon y/n you know what you mean to me," he said, his voice already resembling a beg "I'm not asking for anything, I'm just saying you know we could have fun... like the old times"

"Nathan I-"

"y/n I love you" he confessed, not for the first time since the breakup "You know I love you. I love you so much I can't live without you. This past year has been hell, and I know it's been the same for you. I need you y/n, and you need me, baby, we need each other." he spoke seemingly without taking a single breath, and you were frantically looking around you, praying no one was paying you two any mind "and I know you love me back, just admit it, we could start all over again, just forget all about the past" he implored.

"Nathan I have a boyfriend" you spat out

"who, that grandpa?" he mocked "I know you don't love him, he's just a-a phase, you know you should be with me. Deep down you know"

You hadn't noticed how his hand had made its way to your arm.

"Let's go now, we can take my car and run away baby"

Your mouth gaped open but before you could speak, a barking voice intervened.

"go where?"

Your eyes traveled to your left, and just as you suspected, they met Pedro's.

Nathan, like the coward that he was, swallowed nervously as he looked back at you.

"nowhere," you said "Don't worry babe" you tried being casual, as you took a step toward your boyfriend, feeling grateful for a way out of that situation "Well it was nice seeing you Nathan, but I better go now," you forced a polite smile at him, as you intertwined your arm with your boyfriend's.

"goodbye buddy," Pedro said, in a more than slightly threatening tone.

"c'mon," you urged him, starting to walk away.

"think about what I said" Nathan spoke again, his tone deprived of all bravery all of a sudden.

You didn't even look back, just started to quicken your pace towards the table (Your need to use the bathroom had been long forgotten) when you felt Pedro tightening his arm's grip as he moved you into the trajectory of a private part of the gallery.

You frowned, once he stopped, looking around at the empty room.

"what is it?"

"What is it?" he repeated, clearly incredulous

"What?"

"What did he tell you?"

"Who"

"y/n..."

"Nathan?" you asked "Babe who cares, you know how he is, he's dumb, there's nothing I can do about it"

"tell me what he told you" you could see perfectly through this calm act.

You sighed "he told me he loves me and that I should run away with him"

"that's it?"

"Yes Pedro, that's it"

"What did you say?"

You gasped, offended and slightly annoyed "What do you think I told him, that I loved him back and to wait for me outside?!"

"What did you tell him?"

"Are you fuckin- I told him that I have a boyfriend"

He nodded perhaps satisfied "He was touching you"

"my arm" you reminded him.

"and your cheek" he reminded you too "this is the last time he does this" he decided "I'm gonna go talk to him"

"No, Pedro-" you grabbed his arm "I can deal with this on my own, plus, you're too mad, you can't go now"

"You've already dealt with this on your own, and it doesn't seem like you've made much progress"

You gasped, now actually mad "This is my problem, Pedro, you don't have anything to do with it"

"It's my problem too when it involves you"

"no, it's not."

"y/n I'm trying to help you"

"well I don't want your help, not with this"

"Why? 'cause it sure looks like you need it"

You scowled at him "fuck you"

"It's the truth y/n this guy's been bothering you since before we got together, that's not fucking normal"

"I know it isn't but I'm dealing with it in my own way"

"and I can't try my way?"

"well, I'm sorry if I don't want you to go out there and punch him, Pedro!"

He paused, clearly as a part of him wanted to reply that he wouldn't have, another part informed him that there was a high probability he would have, in fact, punched the guy.

"y/n-"

"no you know what, I'm tired of this- this thing you do. I don't need to be saved, I can take care of myself"

"I don't doubt that, but I just wanted to help"

"you know you were not gonna help Pedro" You shot him a look "And I'm tired of this- jealousy" you sighed "I love you, Pedro, you know that, but if you don't trust me I don't understand how we could possibly have a relationship"

"I do trust you"

"then I could go out there and talk to Nathan right now?" you challenged "or you fear he might convince me, and I might run away with him?"

His jaw twitched.

"see" you breathed "just as I predicted"

" y/n-"he tried putting his hands on your waist but you stopped him.

"no, Pedro" you took a step back "Just-" you sighed "I need to be alone"

[ "Someone's coming out, it looks like... Pedro Pascal has just left the Gala"

"Where's the missus?"

"I don't see her"

"well you heard it here first folks, It looks like Pedro Pascal has just left the Met Gala with y/n y/l/n nowhere in sight" ]

Pt. 2

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dinozaurtual · 7 months

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the woobification of hamas on this website is so astounding to me like. they literally filmed themselves murdering israeli civilians, including elderly people, children and even dogs, POSTED IT ONLINE, and tumblr leftists are still going "well actually there is no corroborated proof any of this has happened" like i have not seen this amount of stupidity in a very, very long time (maybe ever).

#them going 'we want everyone to see what we're doing here'#and then u idiots being like THERES NO PROOF while praising them for being 'freedom fighters'#if this wasnt so horrifying it would be funny #also ngl i am getting so tired of trying to give u guys the benefit of the doubt saying its pure stupidity and not. u know. hating jews #but alas...#jumblr

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ar-mage-ddon · 6 months

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to put it lightly i was possessed

#khml #kingdom hearts missing link #kh #kingdom hearts #kh brain #kh player #keykid #brainplayer #plain (kh)#i need u guys to listen to me. i think calling them Plain would be really funny /j (also /srs i really do find it hilarious)#anyway. i was really bored and i wanted to draw smth so i doodled a little brain as a warmup #and then i had a thought (<- my first mistake)#ive actually been thinking abt them for weeks but decided to materialize them today. they make me feel a little insane ngl #myart

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o-vera-nalyzing · 1 month

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look i know the most likely option for why kipperlilly hates riz specifically is that he like has amazing grades and good friends and is one of agueforts faves while like chronically skipping class and breaking the rules (and laws) but i also have 18 stupid ass reasons i wrote down from rewatching s1 that i think are funnier

#i have not stopped thinking about her mentioning him in counseling since we learned ab it clearly #i also wanna know if it was before or after gibbons died caus it would be really fucking funny if it was quite literally the first day #also it’s crazy she felt comfortable talking to jawbone about all that considering the bad kids basically got him the job #thought i think jawbone would very much understand anger issues and feeling unfairly treated in the system ngl #anyways #fhjy spoilers #d20 fhjy #fantasy high #fhjy #kipperlilly copperkettle #riz gukgak #jawbone o'shaughnessey #original overanalyzing

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m1n4h · 6 days

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A headcanon that Ellis likes to spam Tony with memes at night + a doodle of GGY with the weird button he can control the bots/animatronics with.

Tbh, I wanted to draw Greg with the tablet Vanny used to control the bots in Security Breach. For some reason, i thought that drawing him with just a funny shaped button was more interesting.

Eepy Tony was fun to draw. I like drawing eepy characters.

#A headcanon is probably more of a meme i had with some of my mutuals...#It just turned into a headcanon #Ngl to me Ellis does seems like a person who would spam his friends with memes #even at night #I think it's funny #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #fnaf gregory #fnaf security breach #fnaf sb #fnaf ggy #ggy #fnaf tony #tony becker #fnaf ellis #fnaf tftp #my art

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jeena-says-hi · 2 months

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Ok but what if all that’s happening is that Scott accidentally put his life series skin on and he messaged everyone else like “guys I messed up, we gotta gaslight the whole fandom”

#it would be so funny ngl #funny #meme #funny meme #hehe #trafficblr #third life #mcyt #last life #limited life #double life #secret life #smajor1995 #Scott smajor #life series Scott #trafficblr Scott

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devotion-disorder · 7 months

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I was going to write an ask but I accidentally wrote Noel as Boel. I completely forgot what I needed to ask