#but alas...

[dinozaurtual]

the woobification of hamas on this website is so astounding to me like. they literally filmed themselves murdering israeli civilians, including elderly people, children and even dogs, POSTED IT ONLINE, and tumblr leftists are still going "well actually there is no corroborated proof any of this has happened" like i have not seen this amount of stupidity in a very, very long time (maybe ever).

#them going 'we want everyone to see what we're doing here' #and then u idiots being like THERES NO PROOF while praising them for being 'freedom fighters' #if this wasnt so horrifying it would be funny #also ngl i am getting so tired of trying to give u guys the benefit of the doubt saying its pure stupidity and not. u know. hating jews #but alas... #jumblr

[babacontainsmultitudes]

Oh Pacing around the kitchen island at 2am with my headphones on, I wish we could stay like this forever.

#but alas...

[thoughtfullyrainynightmare]

I fucked around a bit

#black clover fanart #this was supposed to be for the magluck week #but alas... #here it is anyways #magluck #magna x luck #magna caught luck off guard for ONCE #idk if I like this style myself but um...enjoy! #as said I was experimenting agaim a bit

[kurjakani]

Watching my dogs toys circle around in thewashibg machine. Devastating sight

#it is. not good that i have enough to fill a washing machine #but alas... #i tly wanna go back 2 this one petshop and get him this one massive dogtoy i was eyeing its like a octopus #he loves anything w long dangly limbs i think hed be hyped #kanitalk

[blazingblorbos]

Oh I'm deeply in love with her

Chiori Character Teaser just dropped

#I love a woman who's more than happy to beat up a bastard #we love a woman who stands up for her employees #ohhhh she hates men /hj #ohhhhhhhhh the way she glares at him (not so subtly) #what an icon #Chiori #Genshin Chiori #Genhin Impact Chiori #I actually fell for Chiori veryyy quickly in 4.3 #I'm so SO happy she's releasing now #but alas... #I am fearful. for the #HORROR! that is to be the character after her #I have no confirmations. only an unfortunately spoiling twitter trending tab and obvious hunches #I WILL pull for Chiori but. with incredible amounts of self control #and of course the Chevreuse moment that happens right after will NOT go unmentioned #but I gotta employ SOME amount of self-control here

[liverpool-enjoyer]

ALRIGHT YALL WHO ARE YOU PUTTING MONEY ON TO WIN PLACE YOUR BETS NOW

#as the title states i rlly should be doing homework #but alas... #so yeah its clearly soccer based but i threw a few randos in there for fun

[estradasphere]

I think 95% of my problems could be solved if I just went offline forever and picked up a few hobbies

#but alas...

[ofallthingsnasty]

Imagine of Fatgum successfully bred you and it had unseen benefits that his babies were huge making it much harder for you to move around then in a normal pregnancy but more moody luckily he doesn't mind holding you close to him till you relax or pass out

hjsd big man = big babies. I like how you think anon 😂💕 god, I inherited my mom's terrible hips, so a big baby would rip me apart 😭 Please no-

tw. pregnancy, yandere, emotional manipulation, minors dni Oh, he'd love that. Absolutely cherishes this time, in fact. He's such a caretaker, no other word for it. And when you're pregnant with his baby, he's gonna bend over backward to make you happy. It's a mix of him being so incredibly happy that you're expanding your little family and being obsessed with how dependent you become. He'll probably cry more than you will, just randomly staring at you waddling around, with your bump growing every day. He just loves you so, so much and knows you'll create something beautiful together. Got any weird cravings? Wake him up during the night with newfound worries and anxieties about this whole... kids-thing? Need your hair held while puking, feet rubbed, a nice massage? He's 100% there and ready. He'll treat you like royalty for those nine-ish months - and does so with a smile.

But he's also... overly cautious. The moment that pregnancy test is even faintly positive, say bye-bye to lunch meats, soft cheese, caffeine, and a dozen other tiny things you've never thought about- He's subtle about it, too. He'd never tell you to lay off your daily coffee, but he won't buy a new pack of your favorite roast. If you ask for some, he'll make that weird, wistful face at you and say something about how too much caffeine isn't good for the baby. Of course, you follow the general recommendations, no alcohol, no smoking... But some things just seem a little too much, don't they? Then again, you're in this together and he just wants what's best for your baby. Then he gets antsy about you lifting anything heavy, staying up too late, even you working. You need rest, can't you see? Growing a baby is hard work, you don't need that stupid office job anyway, especially not when he earns well enough to support the three of you. You'll probably fight over this - or at least you try to confront him about it, but he just gets that teary-eyed look and acts so hurt, it immediately shuts you up. You should be grateful he cares so much, shouldn't you? You'll be doubting yourself every time those unpleasant feelings bubble up. Maybe it's really the hormones, the unknown whirl of feelings you have for that little thing in your body, that you feed with every ounce of yourself. He's a master at manipulating you, make no mistake. And when the baby gets big - so big you can feel your hips every time you walk, so big you could swear you're stretched to your limits, so big that even your bones ache under the strain - it plays right into his hands. You on bedrest would be heaven for him. Needing him, depending on him, only him. You'll never see him more lovestruck than when he coos over you, when he caters to every whim possible, when he gets to play nurse. And post-partum. Difficult, yes. But just another side of the same coin to him... He really shines when you need him most.

#ask #anon #tw.pregnancy #tw.yandere #yandere fatgum #yandere bnha #now... if fatgum didn't lowkey have cute aggression as a yan he'd be an easy pick #but alas... #/fatgum

[smile-files]

sigh yes i have a new object show idea. and yes i want it to be animated and run like an actual object show. and yes i've already made lore. and yes i'm so so tired

#melonposting #whyyy must i keep coming up with good ideas? woe is me!!! :'D #like if it were a stupid idea that would be one thing. cuz then i wouldn't want to do anything with it #but alas... #and even for old ideas which are pretty stupid -- they just happen to have enough non-stupid in them that i still hold onto them #like there's just a single atom of potential #and darling i am firing up the electron microscope!!! whoopee!!!!!! #but yeah this new one isn't stupid at all as far as i can tell. objecty stuff. wahoo

[princess-havok]

Me, who flew across the continent 8 months ago to see STS performed live in full, looking at the STS Collector's Box: I would do anything for love...

The box set: is $275

Me: ...but I won't do that.

#i wanted to use meat loaf gifs for this #but couldn't find the ones i want #and got lazy #anyway i would die for that pocket watch #but alas... #afi #no shade if you do get it i'm just a broke ass bitch

[darkwood-sleddog]

urg. multiple DTIMA (dog trainers in my area) of various sides of the training debate are holding jor/pulling sport seminars and guess who has experience in these sports??? none of them.

#dogblr #sorry but are you just going to put client dogs in shitty fitting equipment #and or equipment that is not meant for pulling sports and just...have at it?? #because. don't. #i internally plea for these folks to contact one of the many insured mushers around here #but alas... #also having your dog run attached on the side of a bicycle does not clear you to train joring in my mind. sorry. #like honestly at this point a decent self trainer can probably do better with well informed online literature #than potentially throwing their dog into this during a rando seminar #just because you are good with helping clients with their dogs from an obedience stand point does not = good at teaching sports #there are many people that can do both but equally if not more that are not capable of this from lack of experience

[forestshadow-wolf]

if I wasn't using every bit of my tiny koala brain to miraculously finish my school work I could emotionally devastate everyone within a 20 mile radius of the post

#but alas... #not today #el rambles

[overtheriver-throughthewoods]

torn absolutely Torn over when to set my new island...

on one hand a whimsy autumn forest with just a hint of summer still lingering... mid september apples where the weather is brisk but not biting... the leaves are turning but only just a promise of the glorious orange and yellow yet to come

but the idea of bright and deep greens playing at autumn on the horizon with yellow and orange flowers, "blackberry" bushes on the path ripe for picking if you can brave the thicket for them... lightning bugs over ponds in the woods...

they compel me. Deeply.

#blackberry #talkies #anyway i dontnwant to do Yet Another poll but also hngngg gnashing my teeth over this #if i could have the hydrangeas in bloom in septembee when the trees are turning THAT would be ideal #but alas... #if i want bushes i have to set it in july... if i want turning leaves i have to set it in september.... 😭 #also also adding if youre on the discord i will Almost Certainly be posting little shots of the different vibes/color schemes so!

[cannieclownery]

Certified man from ass fuck of nowhere Nevada here, it isn't really a big cowboy state but that doesn't stop me. Every goddamn oc I make from there is a cowboy Doesn't matter Las vegas? Oops cowboy city now The golf courses? Filled with horses The condos? You mean the ranches? The casinos? Gambling in the lonesome corner of a saloon

#Cannie rambles #This is me projecting #I wish Nevada was a fun wild west cowboy state #but alas...

[narrativeats]

i went to the doctor and she wrote on my prescription: “Dying & coming back 5 times a week and eating delicious food for free.”

#but alas... #ilay.txt

[dudefrommywesterns]

the only stable relationship i have, with my parents, i have to be rid of

#typewriter dings #living away from them hasn't helped #they literally do not contact me except to talk shit about the other or guilt trip me into giving them money #i don't think i can truly heal until i go no contact #and that's unfortunate #i deserve good parents #but alas...