Tumgik
#but I find it so funny
Text
Eddie Diaz is currently living three separate lives and it’s the funniest thing
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
206 notes · View notes
rosemarydisaster · 21 days
Text
Reverse Mamma Mia Batman Au.
Think about it: It's Bruce's and Selina's wedding. Harley is trying to help with the invites so she just sends them to all of Bruce's contacts, which include his exs. Cue to Talia Al Gul, Janet Drake, Catherine Todd (She's Jason's Bio mum in this) and Mary Grayson showing up with dark haired boys with blueish eyes. When talking about their ages somehow it always tracks back to the time he was around their mothers.
So now Bruce and Alfred must find if any (or how many) of them are their bio sons all the while trying to keep Selina unaware (He doesn't even know why they're here). The Gotham city sirens are Donna and the Dinamos. At some point Selina gets upset that her fiance seems to be ignoring her and senses there's something afoot, so she and the girls get into detective mode.
The funniest part is the kids would also notice the weirdness and start investigating on their own. At some point they try to set up Bruce with their mothers (because in their mind he must choose the one that he had a child with). Bruce tries to do damage control and investigate, while hilariously the Sirens always get enough bits and pieces to think Bruce is cheating.
Mary Grayson spends their entire brunch talking about her husband and giving Bruce marriage advice. Catherine ends up confessing to Willis' abuse while stuck in Bruce's yacht (Jason messed with the engine), and he offers her help to get out of the situation. Before the coast guard rescues him Willis has been served divorce papers and Alfred has escorted him out. The girls interpret this as Catherine divorcing because she's trying to get back together with Bruce.
Janet Drake is horrified at the idea of dating Bruce again when they get set up in his bachelor party, but they end up having a wild night as friends. Talia and Bruce have a really emotional moment, a real "we could have been great" time. She confesses that Damian is his bio kid but they both realize they're not right for each other, not now. They leave things amicably and Talia has a talk with the kids about loving someone and letting them go. So the kids take that as "Fix Bruce's and Selina's relationship that has been struggling through the story because of wedding/possible affair/possible kids stress".
When they clear things out, Selina tells him she doesn't mind about his past nor about possible previous children. Bruce apologizes for not telling her sooner, leading her to imagine the worst. It's a really touching moment. The kids end up as flower boys and ring bearers for the couple. In the end he ends up "adopting" all of them in his heart.
He and Talia co-parent Damian peacefully, the Drakes leave Tim with him whenever they go traveling, Catherine moves into the mansion with Jason after her divorce from Willis and Dick stays in Gotham to finish his education while his parents travel with the circus. Selina is a bit confused about how she ended up with four kids, but very supportive.
116 notes · View notes
jazzandpizazz · 1 year
Text
Tumblr media
you’re being heavily judged
376 notes · View notes
ferniliciousness · 8 months
Text
I have a (in my opinion extremely funny) small personal headcannon for Mass Effect.
One of my OCS for the game is Latina, and speaks Spanish. When she meets Steve and James in 3 they all quickly become semi friends (looking at you James) I just freaking love Steve).
My oc also has an unhealthy obsession with old Earth music. She listens to everything from the 1950s to the 2020s.
So, since she speaks Spanish, she ofc would listen to songs like Despacito.... But also because she speaks Spanish, all of her songs would be translated to anyone else..... And if anyone has read the lyrics to Despacito you know where I'm going. To the Spanish speaking crew it's just a old catchy song with good music cause there used to the lyrics by now... To everyone else.... It's an extremely erotic song lmao.
For some reason I can always picture like, James, Steve, and my OC just jamming out in the armory and everyone up in engineering just going 0.0
Shepard comes in and is just like what the fuck are you guys listening to, this is not work appropriate, and there just like, what do you mean? It's just an old song... Until the lyrics click and they just go, ohhh, right, translators lmao
12 notes · View notes
Text
It really is so crazy how the posts that gain the most traction on here are the ones you put the least amount of effort in. 
7 notes · View notes
daddywarbats · 7 months
Text
AHAHAHAH I AM WHEEZING I LOVE THIS DUMB GACHA
BABYROTH AND LUCIA ADVENTURE
COSPLAYYYYY OUTFITS SERVIN' LOOKS
TIFA ILU
2 notes · View notes
shadowfloofster · 1 year
Text
I like how everyone got attached to Bai He (LBD's host) yet she just does not show up in season 4 at all
She isn't even mentioned and it's the funniest sht to me that everyone draws her with the group and Macaque adopting her and she just- doesn't show up or even have a canon name
5 notes · View notes
fangaminghell · 2 years
Text
( please know this is 100% tomfoolery on my part lol)
Imani: ....dammit she's too cool. Okay. Hm.....gosh I didn't think I'd pull out the big guns so soon. But I guess I have no choice......
~several minutes later~
Imani, bursting through a door: ASRAAAAAAAAA!!!! LEOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Leo: *spits out drink*
Asra: Imani.
Imani: SoIwantedtoputsomeclownmakeuponHauynebutshe'sjustsocoolandshehascoolpowersandIdon't(Ithink)andshe'sreallyhardtofindsocanyouhelpmepleasepleasepleaseplease-
Asra:.....What.
Leo: Wait are you trying to put clown makeup on people again? Imani we've been over this.
Imani: Come oooooonnn! Everyone has to embrace the clown at some point! I have!
Asra: How does she even know- did you announce you were going to do it?
Imani:.....maybe. But my defense is that she has aura powers so she would probably know regardless if I announced it or not!
Leo: Okay fair. But what do you expect us to do?
Imani: *points to Leo* You're rich. *points to Asra* You're good at everything.
Leo:
Asra:
Leo: Are you seriously willing to pull out everything just to put clown makeup on one person?
Imani: Yes.
Asra: You realize how dumb this is, right?
Imani: Yep!
Leo and Asra look at each other.
Asra: Okay.
Leo: Eh, sure, why not. I have nothing better to do right now anyway.
Imani: YAY! Thank you guys! Thank you thank you thank you!
Leo, taking out his phone: Okay, gonna call Suraya and what's their name. They both seem good at detective work.....
Imani: Huh.
Asra: Hm.....what's the best technique for keeping someone in place....
Imani: What-
Leo: Hey sis! I need a favor....also do you still have those helicopters?
Imani: Wait-
Asra: I don't know what she has up her sleeve... might need to train more to be prepared....
Imani: G- guys, I just want to put clown makeup on her. You know. Like a joke.
Asra: Hm? Oh. Yes. Of course. Anyway, I'll see you two later when we get this started. You practice your makeup skills, Imani.
Imani: ....
Imani: Hauyne, I'm so fucking sorry for whatever the hell I just unleashed here.
~~~~
Imani: And that. Is why we are currently on a helicopter waiting to sky jump down :D
Flynn, mortified: ...
Arrow: .....Imani, what the fuck-
10 notes · View notes
tending-the-hearth · 1 year
Text
IF YOU’RE GONNA PUT MY BAD BATCH POSTS ON YOUR INSTAGRAM THE LEAST YOU CAN DO IS FOLLOW ME
2 notes · View notes
fairefolked · 2 years
Note
did u get a nose job? your nose looks fake
BRUH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
6 notes · View notes
hpdfag · 1 month
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
16K notes · View notes
cosmicrhetoric · 3 months
Text
ok i finally get why everyone fucking loves law it's cause every time the straw hats do literally anything they cut back to him making this EXACT face
Tumblr media
13K notes · View notes
zipzaptoastainthebath · 3 months
Text
Idk if I posted abt this yet but I recently learned that my full legal name means "Courageous, Child of God, God's End" and I just find the middle and last name so funny. I'm far from courageous I tend to be the human embodiment of anxiety but I do like the idea of just...I'm destined to kill my parent, God.
0 notes
ashoss · 5 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
the rest of the flock :)
part 2 to this
10K notes · View notes
artsymeeshee · 1 month
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
7K notes · View notes
ganondoodle · 11 months
Text
Tumblr media
then perish.
21K notes · View notes