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ragingbookdragon · 2 years
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Is Jason going to call Bruce dad to his face? No, no he’s not.
Is Jason going to defend Bruce with “My dad—” and beat the shit outta anyone who talks bad about him when Bruce isn’t there? Yes. Yes he will.
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1-8oo-wtfbro · 10 months
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you mean to tell me this isn’t exactly what happened when Tim’s parents died?
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corvidsaremybesties · 2 years
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Baby Bruce Wayne: *smiles at Edward Nashton*
Edward Nashton:
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I’m kind of like The Batman (2022) but instead of fighting crime I listen to My Chemical Romance
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lustwithoutlore · 2 months
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After a mission…
Dick: I can’t wait to go home, have a bowl of cereal, and go to sleep.
Duke: Lucky, I have patrol in like, two hours. No sleep for me. What’re you going to do when you get home, Jason?
Dick: Wait! Let me guess. Crack open a beer, order in Chinese food, and fall asleep on the couch watching a gritty action movie.
Jason, fully planning on having a lavender scented bubble bath while drinking vanilla earl grey tea and watching Pride and Prejudice: … Something like that.
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kartsie · 10 months
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This just in: local reporter more famous for looking like celebrity friend than any of his stories from last decade
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dragonpyre · 4 months
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Just a single batdad trying to feed his hoard of bat children
Based on that new Ben Affleck pic
Commission info ko-fi
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arunneronthird · 11 months
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i personally favor robin jason being the worlds edgiest teen while bruce still struggles to say any thought out loud ever
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thebibliosphere · 3 months
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I feel like I've complained about Tim's email situation in Gotham Knights before (edit: I have), but the truth of it is just so funny.
He's signed up for so many podcasts, video game streamers, and random news alerts; it's just a constant barrage of data going straight into his constantly whirring brain. Hell, he even floats the idea of the Batfamily having their own podcast as a way to correct misinformation about them (which Jason shoots down instantly), and it's made me realize something.
Timothy Drake would be a YouTuber.
In this universe specifically, Timothy Jackson Drake, the heir to Drake Industries and the foster son of the late Bruce Wayne would be a YouTuber.
Think about it. It'd be the perfect cover. Who would ever suspect that some 16-year-old nepo baby with a YouTube channel could ever be Red Robin? You'd have to be mad. I mean, look at him.
Red Robin just dropped out of literal thin air and garotted someone four times his size, and you expect anyone to believe that's the same kid who does 24-hour Minecraft charity streams and occasionally drops 6-hour video essays (his last one was on Lex Luthor's illegal bit mining operation on the moon)?
That kid?
You think that kid is Red Robin?
Ch'yah, okay, sure. And the Joker is funny 🤡.
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bbbbbbbbatman · 1 year
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In Batman's ongoing struggle to find the least humiliating way to be carried by Superman, he has Superman hold him under his arms and then the next day a picture of him being held like that gets posted next to this picture:
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long bat goes viral and Batman's search for better positions continue
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thealexanderfiles · 5 months
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movisual · 1 year
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bruce wayne seems like the exact type of dad to hear that his kid likes something and latch on to that info like a leech.
like dick says he likes the color blue and for the next x amount of years, everything bruce gets dick is in blue.
jason mentions liking strawberry flavoring and suddenly candy, drinks, ice cream, cake, doesnt matter, is all strawberry flavored
every holiday or birthday tim gets photography stuff. bruce gets tickets to attend photography gallerys and researches it in order to engage in conversation.
just that whole dad thing where he finds one (1) thing that his kid enjoys and latches onto that fact in order to connect to them (awkward for the kdis when its ten years later and theyre pretty indifferent to that thing now but you know their dad is trying so they’re not gonna say anything)
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daydreamerwonderkid · 7 months
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Ngl, I do love me a feral/enraged Dick Grayson <3
Credit to @honeysgalaxy for providing photos of the new panels
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rymslim · 11 months
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ME: Maybe I'll come back and properly draw Batman instead of being tired…
Also ME: This works…. 😅😅😅
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oh-theatre · 8 months
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Bruce: I pissed off Jason to the point he decided to take out stitches in my uniform… it fell apart as soon as I put it on
Dick: That’s the thing with pissing off a ‘dead’ man. He’s got nothing but time
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lustwithoutlore · 2 months
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Stephanie: Congratulations! You have won a lifetime supply of lemons!
Black Mask: You only gave me one lemon
Stephanie, pulling out a gun: yep
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