#or when i say i like peaches and my dad buys a fuck ton of them

[movisual]

bruce wayne seems like the exact type of dad to hear that his kid likes something and latch on to that info like a leech.

like dick says he likes the color blue and for the next x amount of years, everything bruce gets dick is in blue.

jason mentions liking strawberry flavoring and suddenly candy, drinks, ice cream, cake, doesnt matter, is all strawberry flavored

every holiday or birthday tim gets photography stuff. bruce gets tickets to attend photography gallerys and researches it in order to engage in conversation.

just that whole dad thing where he finds one (1) thing that his kid enjoys and latches onto that fact in order to connect to them (awkward for the kdis when its ten years later and theyre pretty indifferent to that thing now but you know their dad is trying so they’re not gonna say anything)

#this post was made about the minecraft memes my dad sends me #or when i say i like peaches and my dad buys a fuck ton of them #bruce wayne #batman #dick grayson #nightwing #jason todd #red hood #tim drake #red robin #damian wayne #robin #cassandra cain #black bat #batgirl #stephanie brown #spoiler #batfamily #batfam #dc batman #dc

[sinkix]

Haikyuu!!│Boys going grocery shopping w/ you! HC’s│Ft. Bokuto, Nishinoya, Terushima, Kuroo & Kunimi

I had this late night idea and just HAD to follow through, the chaos would be O F F T H E C H A R T S. Thank you to @deathcab4daddy​ for helping me brainstorm some good characters for this post lmao I love you bby and can’t wait to do a collab. <3

E N J O Y ~ 

*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

BOKUTO:

WHEN I TELL YOU THIS BOI PICKS UP EVERYTHING IN SIGHT LIKE A 6 YEAR OLD

 I FUCKING MEAN IT.

“(Y/N) we need this” 

“Bokuto we do not need a 7th jar of peanut butter.”

 “But (Y/N) it has a squirrel on the front-”

“BOKUTO I SWEAR TO GOD”

Tries to drift on the edge of the cart like something straight outta CSGO and the cart nearly obliterates under his weight.

V e r y l o u d u n e c c e s s a r i l y.

Everyone always stares at y’all when you’re going through the isles bc ur literally escorting a man-child sprawled in a shopping cart who’s going “OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” at everything he sees like he’s a toddler at the zoo who’s never encountered a chimpanzee before.

Unless you have a bottomless bank account do NOT take him shopping of any kind he is LETHAL.

When you’re at the check-out he turns it into a basketball competition and tries to launch everything perfectly on to the conveyor belt.

Volleyball player? Nah this sis with the NBA now.

Do not ask him to go get something, he will return with at least 9 items you didn’t need and everything BUT the item you requested

He turned up with a whole ass pineapple, a jar of jam, a stick of butter and a bottle of olive oil.

Like,,,where is the correlation in those items???

Once made the mistake of asking him to grab some pads from the hygiene section and specified it HAD to be with wings

Boy showed up ten minutes later and looking very confuzzled.

You questioned why he has a pack of wingless pads in one hand and a can of red bull in the other.

He said it’s because they didn’t have any with wings so he figured the Redbull would suffice and do the job for you.

i-

NISHINOYA:

Can literally fit him in the little cart seat made for kids and he LOVES it lmaoooo IT’S SO CUTE MY HEART.

HE JUST SWINGS HIS LEGS EXCITABLY WHILE YOUR GETTING STUFF AAAAAAA

Ppl give you such weird looks though bc you have a guy who’s at least 14 years older than the intended demographic sitting there and raising his hands in elation over you copping a cookie dough pie and chucking it in.

Again, another who is VERY LOUD FOR NO REASON AT ALL.

Get’s out of the cart after a while bc his legs be growing numb and begins roaming around.

Someone came back with a feral Noya in hand stating “Is this your child” WNDKJWEFNWJEF.

M’AM HE’S LIKE 18 EXCUSE YOU.

Was salty about it for the rest of the day.

Just ruffle his hair and call him Senpai 

Problem solved.

Picks up tons of exotic fruit that look more like plastic or fuzzy poisonous plants and begs you to get them.

“Noya what the fuck is that.”

“...a Pitaya.”

“...”

“Can we get it-”

“no.”

“(Y/N)-”

“I SAID NO DAMMIT”

Last time you bought some strange fruit he took it to practise and got Tanaka to spike it LMAOOO

IT SPLATTERED E V E R Y W H E R E

AND OVER DAICHI’S SHIRT.

He begged you to no longer allow Noya to purchase weird fruits from then on since he is like a child with a nerf gun.

He once picked up a phat wrinkly purple fruit and turned to you asking if it was an overgrown raisin.

“Noya sweetie that’s a Date.”

HE FULLY TSK’ED AND THREW IT BACK SINCE IT REMINDED HIM OF DATE TECH I CAN’T.

My boy out here defending Asahi even in the Grocery Isles.

We stan a loyal king.

TERUSHIMA:

Another one who tries to stand on the ledge and the cart wheels almost collapse because it wasn’t designed to hold the weight of a young adult.

Oh young adult??? Sorry I mean’t MAN CHILD.

He treats a shopping experience as a time to practise his aim apparently because he ALWAYS THROWS SHIT AT YOU TO THE POINT YOU’RE THREATENED TO BE KICKED OUT.

Definitely picks up phallic looking objects and places them against his crotch, snorting and saying “Like what you see (Y/N)?”

Homeboy is stood there in front of a wife and child presenting his cucumber appendage for the world to see.

He once grabbed a pair of fat ass melons and pressed them against his chest, shaking them and belting the lyrics to ‘My Milkshake’ while begging you to SQUEEZE HIS MELONS.

“Look (Y/N) they’re bigger than yours!”

I just- 

I give up.

Constantly tries to sneak mutli-packs of energy drinks into the cart to the point you’re convinced he is going to keel over from heart failure and kidney stones by the age of 20.

Has his airpods in 90% of the time and treats the isles as his personal dance floor.

He busting them MOVES and performing the MJ moonwalk while in the dairy section.

ONCE HE SLID TOO FAST AND SLIPPED ON HIS REAR IN FRONT OF LIKE 12 PEOPLE LMAOO

He was DEAD silent the rest of the trip.

Probably the most serene shopping experience you’ve had to date.

The checkout clerks occasionally hit on Mr. Sore-Ass over here.

Until he opens his mouth and they realise he’s a total dolt and question how you have the patience for him.

You don’t know either honestly.

The whole bagging experience is spent with them shooting you sympathetic glances as if to say ‘sis you shoulda’ left him at home’.

Yes, yes you should have.

Never a dull moment with Teru as your shopping partner.

KUROO:

LITERALLY LIKE A MIDDLE-AGED MAN OR A TODDLER WHEN Y’ALL GO SHOPPING THERE IS NEVER AN EVEN MIDDLE-GROUND.

Frequently cracks lame-ass food puns or dad jokes that make you want to crawl into a hole and die.

You have competitions on who can come up with the most and the loser always faces a penalty.

Kuroo and creating penalties do NOT mix safely so you better hope you win.

“I love you a waffle lot.” 

Proceeds to hold up a wrapped waffle.

Ok that one was kinda cute you’ll let it slide.

“I ap-peach-iate you Kuroo.”

Cue HyenaLaugh.mp3

“Want a pizza me baby? Bitch peas, doughnut take me lightly.”

You changed your mind.

You didn’t talk to him the duration of that shopping experience, no penalty could be as horrifying as what just came out of his mouth.

“(Y/N)... sometimes I feel like you don’t carrot all.”

You slapped him with said carrot and obviously had to pay for it after.

You forced him to eat it raw.

He is the definition of Neutral disaster when you go shopping.

Shitty food puns aside, he is actually very responsible when making sure you both get what you need.

Not without tons of poking, prodding, and blowing into your ear while you’re trying to decide what ingredients to buy for dinner.

You contemplated serving him a plate of bubbling snot and moulded broccoli seasoned with rosemary.

Bone apple teeth, bitch.

Ofc you didn’t because he always pulls out the puppy eyes and cuddles card after since he knows he’s well and truly rattled your patience lmao.

Actually picks really healthy food options?? Being the captain of a team he has the responsibility of keeping his health in top condition and leading by example so at least he knows the right ingredients to make a bomb-ass and nutritious meal ig.

Y’all always bicker and tease each other at the checkout which is usually great amusement for the clerk serving you as they often smirk and perceive you as an old married couple.

Which tbh you kinda are, it feels like it at least.

Still such a big asshole though lmao you never leave the store without your sanity being scathed.

KUNIMI:

Honestly just wanted an excuse to make jokes at the expense of the Aoba Johsai teammates.

and what better candidate for cracking these than Kunimi.

He’s a very chill partner to have tag along with you on your endeavours.

Not without some grumbling and groaning on his part though, lazy bitch.

You always finish shopping trips with a busted lung at how much you have been laughing though with some of the SHADY ASS REMARKS HE MAKES ABOUT THE OTHER TEAM MATES.

You were outside the store when you both spotted an angry looking Doberman tied to a nearby post.

“Smh who let Kyotani outside again.”

You hadn’t even set foot in the store yet and he was already spitting flaming insults.

[Walking up to the automatic double doors]

“Damn Oikawa move out of my way.”

Oikawa just tryna live and he keeps getting roasted for his flat cheeks 

#StopOikawaAssShaming

Ten minutes of scouring the store later he picks up a spikey Kiwano and compares it to Iwaizumi’s hair.

Proceeds to beg you not to tell my boy Iwa because he KNOWS he will get decked to the gym floor.

Passers by often wonder why you’re wheezing and producing noises like a boiling kettle.

When I tell you no one is safe, I mean N O O N E.

“These Yule logs really out here looking like Matsukawa’s brows.”

The finisher was when Kunimi picked up a turnip and said 

“Huh, kinda looks like Kindaichi.”

I just-

He could roast a whole chicken in minutes from the burn of these comments I stg.

You can now never look at the Seijou team without various foods or inanimate objects plaguing your thoughts.

Thanks, Kunimi.

#hq #haikyuu #kuroo tetsurō #nishinoya yuu #bokuto kotaro #terushima yūji #karasuno #johzenji #nekoma #fukurodani #haikyuu headcanons #hq headcanons #haikyuu x reader #aoba johsai #kunimi akira #seijou #seijoh

[souptual-remade]

Hello! 💫✨💛 This is the love bot! I am here to ask you to describe your mutuals as your favorite things/feelings! Spread some love during these tough times 💛✨💫 Then send this to 10 people and keep the love going 💛

ty for sending this in ! i’m a bit nostalgic apparently and it will show through my answers, but it’s the best way i could describe my mutuals in this way,, it will NOT make sense in some cases (also i definitely forgot a lot of you i am SO sorry)

@outroshooky 

oh my goodness !!! you remind me of staying up late in the summer to go on car rides on the back roads with my friends and getting into deep conversations about the world and ourselves

@tender-suga 

you remind me of going ghost hunting with my mom and friends when i was little, chasing the paranormal and trying to make sense of my world all while having fun

@epiphanyjin 

you remind me of the feeling i would get when i would go to lunch in high school and eat in the arm room or courtyard with my friends and have time to laugh and get a break from classes

@suggable 

you remind me of when i ran my old aesthetic blog that was just pinks and blues and i would reblog clean and cute aesthetics and it was just very satisfying

@galaxiejoon 

you remind me of when i used to listen to this band muse for hours on end in my room and memorize their song lyrics and just vibe

@forestg0ddess 

ok i can’t use friend anecdotes with you lmao bc you’re a part of them but you remind me of the feeling i would get when i would go play in the snow as a child and pretend i was an arctic explorer

@jenphobic 

you remind me of getting to drink lemonade while lounging in my neighbors pool as bees buzz past and i get vitamin d from being outside

@jhlovebot 

you remind me of looking at the stars at night out of my window and thinking long and hard about how small and yet significant i am in the universe

@junghoesucc 

you remind me of when i first discovered good memes on tumblr and spent hours scrolling through here liking any post i could find and laughing until i cried

@leethotmin

you remind me of the day i got my old cat oddly enough, the surprise and happiness and love that i felt getting her from the shelter and bringing her home

@ghoulnights 

this is definitely because we’re talking about it but you remind me of when i watched twilight for the first time and would then get excited for rain because it was a “twilight day”

@starlightstae

you remind me of a fall evening when it’s still warm enough to be outside and i sit outside with friends at a bonfire eating smores and telling scary stories and gossiping and then getting really deep really fast

@crytaeby

you remind me of getting berries and peaches from a nearby farm that i like to go to and then taking them home to bite into fresh fruit

@honeyrap 

you remind me of my senior year when i went in to talk to my favorite school counselor about college and getting so so excited to go and finally feeling like it was something i was happy to tackle

@baekseok 

you remind me of getting to go to a muse concert my freshman year of high school and being fucking stoked and the sheer bliss of experiencing live music from my favorite band

@namcelestial

you remind me of a particular summer when i would stay up late watching a shit ton of anime for the first time and playing tennis and finally getting good at it

@equigay

you remind me of when i finally came out to my friends in high school and we all went to pride together and had such a good time running around buying stuff and watching the drag show

@joonsrack

you remind me of when i first listened to mono and felt so at peace with the world (and in love with namjoon alsjf)

@7blueside

you remind me of the first time i asked my crush out to dinner and got so many nerves but was also beyond excited to go and then had a really good time

@angtaelic

you remind me of when i have really good dreams and wake up early in the morning and go back to sleep just to finish the dream

@h0neyline

you remind me of watching run bts episodes when i’m bored and then end up binge watching them for hours because i have such a good time

@love4hobi

you remind me of spending time with this one friend i had in high school gym class where we would shit talk the whole time and also get into deep convos and both surprised each other at how well we got along

@seokjinsyaah

you remind me of watching movies when i was younger and getting so emotionally invested in them that i would have a whole roller coaster ride of emotions from them and come out of them a new person (ok i still do this)

@blossommoons

you remind me of when i get into a flow state while doing art and then come out of it and realize i’ve produced something kinda beautiful and cool and i have no recollection of doing it

@jins-kiss

you remind me of listening to my dad play guitar in another room and getting to hear a part of his past while he plays songs he used to tour performing

@breadlov

you remind me of going into the woods by myself on a sunny day to run and listen to music and encountering cute dogs and friendly people and getting to take pictures of the lake nearby

@bwintan

you remind me of when i talk to my friend from high school tennis and we just shit talk like crazy and say absolute nonsense but it makes sense to us

@mintedmango

you remind me of staying up late reading avatar the last airbender fanfiction in middle school (yes years and years after the show ended) and daydreaming about being a bender

@xuxiscult

you remind me of the first time i watched catallena by orange caramel and fell in love with nana and then subsequently got into a bunch of girl groups

@lovenamjoonie

you remind me of the first time i ever listened to the song tongue-tied on the radio and lost my shit at how good it was and how much of a bop i got to listen to

@rayofyoongi

you remind me of having family dinners with my friends and sometimes making it a murder mystery so we woud get dr*nk or h*gh and have a blast figuring out who the “killer” was

@jour-de-printemps

you remind me of having sleepovers with friends that i really love and getting to have fun and be stupid and also getting to talk about what matters to us

@caprisunmom

you remind me of when i was very little and hung out with these girls that really liked farm animals and we would play with their shit ton of figurines and planned out a whole city with them

@angeljk

you remind me of when i get home from being out and about (not recently though !) and lay in my bed with the fan on and just get to lounge and relax for a moment by myself

@softesthobi

you remind me of drinking tea on my back porch at night listening to the tree frogs and getting to look at venus and the moon

@vitamindfromhobi

you remind me of when i get messages from my most chaotic groupchat and i never know if it will be a crazy meme or 40 minute video explaining the status of the world (both are welcome)

@vampirevhs

you remind me of when i got ready to go clubbing on new years a little faded, putting on fishnets and cute makeup and then going to a drag show and dancing

@joonary

you remind me of getting to spend a whole day writing or painting and being so content with the world

@21stcenturyghouls

you remind me of halloween shopping and getting the cutest decorations for my room and home and then getting to decorate it all spooky

@jinie

you remind me of when i used to wait for the train in my university’s town and would be so excited, chilling with a snack, to go home for the weekend and see my friends

#ask #anon #sorry this is atrociously long i hope the read more works #and all the tags

[stevethehairington]

tag game: 50 Qs

i was tagged by @scimitar-and-longsword and @nicolodigenovas thank you v much my dears  💕 💕

what is the color of your hairbrush? blue!

name a food you never eat: mushrooms, fuck those fungi

are you typically too warm or too cold? too warm. i deadass got into AC/heating unit wars with my roommates bc they constantly wanted the heat on even when it wasnt cold and i’d be melting lmao.

what were you doing 45 mins ago? 45 mins ago i was just getting home from work!

what’s your favorite candy bar? twix!! 

have you ever been to a professional sports game? yes i sure have, i’ve been to many. i have season tickets to my local professional soccer team’s games, and i’ve even been to the women’s world cup!!

what is the last thing you said out loud? “Oh fuck” because i dropped a piece of the chocolate shell of my klondike bar on my bed lmfaoo

what is your favorite ice cream? COOKIE DOUGH

what was the last thing you had to drink? i currently am drinking coffee! (yes at 11 at night lol)

do you like your wallet? yes? when it has money in it at least lol

what is the last thing you ate? i just had a boston cream klondike bar

did you buy any new clothes last weekend? no i did not

what’s the last sporting event you watched? soccer game last saturday!

what is your favorite flavor of popcorn? movie theater butter or bust!!!

who is the last person you sent a text message to? my best friend caroline

ever been camping? since im pretty sure sleeping in a tent in my backyard doesnt count as ~ real ~ camping, no lol

do you take vitamins? no

do you regularly attend a place of worship? lmfao no, ive never stepped foot in a temple or a church even (not for religious reasons anyways)

do you have a tan? no, but i used to get hella tan every summer when i was on a swim team bc spending every single day outside in the blazing sun for hours on end. i miss that tbh lol

do you prefer Chinese or pizza? tbh depends on my mood

do you drink your soda through a straw? at restaurants yeah, but like from a can or at home in a cup no

what color socks do you usually wear? omg i have So Many socks i love socks, i have harry potter, star wars, marvel, pennywise/it, a whole bunch of holiday themed socks, mickey mouse socks, a shit ton of fuzzy socks, etc etc etc lol

do you ever drive above the speed limit? ... this question feels like a trap 👀

what terrifies you? complete and utter failure to have a purpose or make an important contribution to the world before im gone 🙃

look to your left, what do you see? my wall, but more specifically the calendar on my wall

what chore do you hate most? vacuuming

what do you think of when you hear an Australian accent? my lovely aussie wives 💕

what’s your favorite soda? peach fanta

do you go in a fast food place or just hit the drive thru? mostly the drive thru 

what’s your favorite number? 3!!

who’s the last person you talked to? in person, my mom and dad

favorite cut of beef? uhhh tenderloin?? idk man 

last song you listened to? il pescatore - live by fabrizio de andré

last book you read? i just finished crazy by pete earley the other day!

favorite day of the week?  if i have nothing going on in terms of work or school, fridays, but if i do then saturdays

can you say the alphabet backwards? if i focus enough lol

how do you like your coffee? with two spoonfulls of sugar and hella creamer lol

favorite pair of shoes? my black converse high tops that are currently so worn they are starting to fall apart 

time you normally get up? lately noon lmao

what do you prefer, sunrise or sunsets? sunsets, but that might be heavily influenced by the fact that i am not a morning person so im not usually awake for sunrises

how many blankets on your bed? right now, just one, but i have a whole big giant pile of them in my closet for when it gets cold

describe your kitchen plates. at home, they have an eggplant purple edge, the ones i had at my apartment were rainbow and very fun

describe your kitchen at the moment. clean, empty, dark because everyone is in bed.

do you have a favorite alcoholic drink? i don’t drink, so water! lol

do you play cards? yessss

what color is your car? black 

can you change a tire? nope lol

your favorite state? state like US state?? if that’s what this means then new york babyyyy

favorite job you’ve had? working as a swim coach for my swim team takes the cake for sure, it was so much fun and i got to do what i loved with some of my best friends and hang out with a whole bunch of adorable kids that always brightened my day so it really was the best. 

I tag: @peachykoya @raynertodd @lucas-mustache @teffy @zahra-art @carverly @eufry @likedestiny @silvermadi and anyone else that wants to do this! 

#tag game #about me #this was funnnn!!

[nixfms]

hello    ,    babies       !       my   names        peach       &        this   is   my   baby  nix.   i’m  super   excited   for   this   group   bc   i   love   lil   oc   celeb   things   so   i’m   happy   to   be   here      !       below   you   can   read   a   little   about   nix       &       give   this   a   like     for  me   to   come   bother   you   for   some   plots     !

✫  *ﾟ LUKE HEMMINGS  ,  CIS MALE  ,  HE  /  HIM  :  did  you  hear  phoenix  ‘  nix  ’  orion  is  joining  the  cast  of  exposed  after  him buying off pictures and videos of him under the influence that contradicted his claimed sober life  was  revealed  ?  the  twenty  three  year  old  singer  with  52m  followers  is  trying  to  clear  their  name  after  they've  become  known  as  the  resident  paradox  in  the  mansion  ,  and  it's  clear  that's  spot  on  because  they're  quite  -  secretive  &  -  vindictive  ,  but  also  +   luminescent  &  +  benevolent  .  you  know  they're  heading  to  the  confession  booth  if  you  hear  tattoos  together  by  lauv  blasting  ,  most  likely  talking  about  how  they're  more  than  private  agreements  behind   closed  doors  ,   ducking  away  from  paparazzi  ,  gleaming  blue  eyes  ,  &   perfectly crafted  reputations .

𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙘𝙨.

full name  :  phoenix nicolai orion

nicknames  :  nix

age  :  twenty  -  three

birthday  :  august  9th   (   leo   )

occupation  :  singer.

hometown  :  sydney  ,  australia

orientation  :  bisexual  ,  biromatic

𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚.

height  :  6′4″

hair color  :  blonde

eye color  :  blue

tattoos :  left  sleeve  rose  piece  ( reference  )

piercings  :  previous  snakebites  ,  removed

𝙗𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙜𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙.  triggers  include  :  death  /  car  accident  ,  drug  / alcohol  use  ,  divorce  ,  abandonment.

phoenix orion or nix is typically known by just that - nix. doesn’t mind nicknames but usually just goes by nix.

hails from sydney  ,  australia.  born to a small family that didn’t have a lot.  dad worked during the day and mom worked at night so nix never really saw much of either of them until the weekend.  spent most of his time with his older sister. she was 100% his best friend.  was a relatively well behaved child.  got along with most people. didn’t get into too much trouble  ,  though there were a few detentions here and there.

trigger   ///   high school is when things got a little rough for him.  his parents were going through a hard time  &  when he was a freshman  ,  they filed for divorce.  he leaned a lot on his older sister who had just started college.  his family wasn’t exactly the closest knit system  ,  but as he began to go between mom  &  dads house it got a little difficult for him.  

trigger heavy   ///   when he felt like he finally had a good system  ,  he got a phone call one night that his sister had been in a car accident  &  within the next 24 hours she had passed away. sixteen year old nix had his word rocked because his sister was his biggest support system.  he had a super hard time coping. 

within the next two years  ,  he threw himself into music.  had already been utilizing social media to get his name out a little bit but hadn’t put a big focus on it.  his sister had taught him guitar  ,  keyboard  ,  and they would always sing together  &  diving into music made him feel closer to her again.  together  ,  the band decided that they actually wanted to try to do this professionally.  started off making little youtube videos on their own  &  eventually decided that they needed to make a big decision if they were going to get big.

taking a big risk  ,  nix released a single and moved out to la and exploded with fame.  got picked up by a company  &  immediately fell into a certain image. portrayed as very innocent  &  kind since he was 18.  immediately clung to the idea of being clean  & pure.  however as he got older  &  more  &  more famous  ,  temptations became harder to avoid.  so he balanced a party lifestyle privately while upholding his good boy imagine privately.  continued to tell fans he would never touch drugs or alcohol but continued to go out  &  get fucked up  &  avoid the cameras.

management has had to buy off tons of images on his leaving a club or party drunk or high or both. struggles a lot with losing his sister  &  turns to things that he shouldn’t to enjoy himself. however  ,  got caught up in the lie he was telling  &  didn’t have a choice at some point.

fast forward to the exposed and out comes all the pictures he bought off  ,  showing off relationships he shouldn’t have had  ,  &  states of being clearly under the influence.

so he’s current stuck in the place of not knowing what to do to get his fans to forgive him : actually get clean , or start being him.

𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙮. triggers include  :  none.

he’s definitely not a bad guy  !  struggles with some things but is generally nice. is portrayed as a super sugary sweet innocent boy and isn’t exactly that  ,  but he’s not rude or mean or anything like that. just definitely not as innocent as the media says he is. 

publicly surrounds himself with people that’ll make his image look good and privately spends time with people who wouldn’t. 

has a pretty decent sense of humor and loves anyone he can laugh with. isn’t exactly the class clown of the group  ,  but will always slip in a little joke here or there if it comes to his head.

a cuddly boy  !  as soon as you call nix your friend  ,  you’ll have this entire 6′4 body sprawled over top of you and he will just sleep there.  loves body contact and feels more comfortable sleeping next to someone than he does alone.

is basically one big paradox.  some people in the industry catch on to the fact that his media portrayal isn’t really him  ,  but he keeps the act going around most people so it’s hard to tell what’s real and what’s not real. 

definitely sleeps around a bit  ,  but keeps it on the absolute down low.  i’m nearly positive the media thinks he’s still a virgin  (  despite saucy lil songs )  and he just lets them.

loves posting on social media and interacts with his fans a lot.  preaches about what his management thinks that he should  ,  which is what got him into this whole mess to begin with. 

𝙚𝙭𝙩𝙧𝙖.

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#exposed.intro #this is queue'd bc my dad just pulled me to come help him w dinner so i'll be present in a few minute sSDLGJSDGLJ #IM SO EXCITED SRY THIS IS LONG !!!

[midnightliar]

the beautiful, luminous, inimitable @violaeade​ tagged me for 50 book questions!

1. What is your favourite book and/or book series of all time?

oh maybe everything leads to you by nina lacour! it just really gets to me

2. What is the longest book you have ever read? How many pages?

uhh idk what’s the longest harry potter book bc probably that? i dont... read books that long usually

3. What is the oldest book you have ever read? (Based on its written date)

ummm i think and then there were none by agatha christie? i dont keep track by time tbh but i dont read that many old books bc i tend to have trouble reading them

4. What is a book series that everyone else loves but you do not?

the raven cycle lol

5. What book or book series would you like to see turned into a film/ TV series?

oh god most of them? 99% of the lesbian ones for sure. percy jackson would make an excellent animated movie series imo. i’m clearly biased but tasu/teota would be great on screen. 

6. What is your favourite stand-alone book?

most of the gay ones i read are standalones and theres so many good ones... i already said everything leads to you but we are okay and you know me well are also extremely good! of fire and stars killed me as well. 

7. What is a book that you feel glad for not reading?

god. straight ones? ones that i heard are racist or homo/lesbo/bi/transphobic, but in general i’m picky abt what i read bc i don’t read that many books.

8. What is a book that you feel guilty for not reading?

i was gonna say i don’t feel guilty about not reading books i don’t like/don’t want to but that’s a lie- babe if ur reading this i am SO sorry i never finished the last chaos walking book

9. What is a book you have read that is set in your country of birth?

most of them lol that’s what i get for living in america. i read we are okay pretty recently which takes place in new york, the state i was born in, so that’s a bit more specific.

10. What is a book that you own more than one copy of?

i have 2 copies of redwall for no reason other than my high school library was selling one for a dollar so i bought it even tho i had it already. i have a couple copies of some of the a wrinkle in time books bc i got some of them as gifts a bunch. 

11. What horror book made you really scared?

omg i don’t read horror but that one skulduggery pleasant short story about bubba moon or whatever freaked me the fuck out tbh

12. What book do you passionately hate?

um i haven’t read enough terrible books to say i hate them that passionately? but i rly kinda hated trc. oh yeah i read the first c*aptive pr*nce book in hs on the recommendation of a friend and it just made me so uncomfortable the entire time i really. did not have a good time with that one and i wish i hadn’t read it

13. What is the biggest book series you have read? How many books are in it?

skulduggery pleasant! theres 9 books plus short stories i still can’t believe i read all those

14. What book gives you happy memories?

aw sabrina answered this with the flywheel by erin gough and i have to say the same bc she sent it to me for my birthday, full of annotations of thoughts and jokes she made herself AND got it signed by the author, and i’ve uhhhh never felt so loved in my life

15. What book made you cry?

oh the book thief for sure. everything leads to you made me cry a bunch while rereading it even tho its not sad? thos were love tears. that happens a lot actually.

16. What book made you laugh?

skulduggery pleasant! there’s so many good lines in that one. my dad used to always hand me a book he’d just read and tell me to read a certain chapter he found hilarious but i never read the whole book but he always found hilarious memoirs too.

17. What is your favourite book that contains an LGBTQ+ character?

lmaoo like all the books i read are gay? the abyss surrounds us/the edge of the abyss have really unique lesbian characters because they’re so angry and vindictive and dumb and interesting and DRAMATIC so that one gets a shout out

18. Have you read a book with a male protagonist? What is it?

what the fuck is that (ok i legit just finished reading when the moon was ours by anna marie mclemore tho bc my gf rec’d it and it was p good)

19. Have you read a book set on another planet? What is it?

does fantasy count? bc then of fire and stars. uhh chaos walking is on a new planet. a wrinkle in time involves other planets too! wow i’m crushing this one

20. Have you ever been glad to not finish a series? Which?

the raven cycle lol i thought it was a finished trilogy when i started the first book so i just never read the last one and i am so relieved

21. Have you ever read a book series because you were pressured?

not really? i don’t really feel pressure, i value recommendations from my girlfriend friends way more than things that are trending or popular. i’ve read a couple that i blindly picked from internet lists that i didn’t care for tho but that was really a while ago

22. What famous author have you not read any books by?

pretty much any author we were supposed to read in high school. any classic or even modern famous author i probably haven’t read. i’ve read like a dozen books ever

23. Who is your favourite author of all time?

tbh nina lacour is really up there. when i was really young it was definitely gail carson levine. i rly loved anne ursu’s books as well.

24. How many bookshelves do you own?

only one! and a bunch of boxes that i never unpacked after we moved like 3 years ago. my mom wants to put a big wall bookshelf in our house somewhere bc this one didn’t come with any like our last house did but who knows if that’ll happen.

25. How many books do you own?

are u trying to make me count?

26. What is your favourite non-fiction book?

ohhh i don’t read much of this genre. i always avoided it as a kid and i’ve been meaning to get into it more but i haven’t yet. i’m really looking forward to reading a sally ride biography tho

27. What is your favourite children’s/middle-grade book?

the chronus chronicles by anne ursu were my JAM in elementary/middle school omg. i also really loved the may bird series which i didn’t read until high school.

28. What is your next book on your TBR?

i’m about to start georgia peaches and other forbidden fruit finally! my gf bought me 10 things i can see from here and i love her so whenever that arrive i’m probably gonna devour that. i want to reread a wrinkle in time soon since the trailer comes out this weekend! plus a million others

29. What book are you currently reading?

i literally just finished when the moon was ours which felt like it took me ten years to read and i haven’t started another yet but it’ll be georgia peaches bc thats the other one i got from the library and i already had to renew them haha

30. What book are you planning on buying next?

um this old west lesbian novel called backwards to oregon! i’ve been craving westerns lately but as always i’m also craving gay content

31. What was the cheapest book you bought?

i used to buy a ton of old paperbacks, usually goofy looking sf or fantasy novels from library sales for dollars or quarters so definitely those.

32. What was the most expensive book you bought?

i can tell u the most expensive book i got for free was a beautiful bound collection of hg wells stories that i just got from some book at bea before it was bookcon lol

ones i actually paid for... do art books count??

33. What is a book you read after seeing the movie/ TV series?

nah i usually have no intention of reading the book if i watched the show/movie first

34. What is the newest book you have bought?

akdjghksjgh a lesbian western novella called from the boots up for a few bucks on kindle

35. What three books are you most looking forward to reading this year?

the rest of the gay books i’ve bought but haven’t read yet! not your sidekick and labyrinth lost, i’m VERY excited to reread a wrinkle in time and i also really want to read stone butch blues

36. What is a book you love that has a terrible trope? (Love triangle, etc)

crush by sr silcox has the cutest lesbian teen summer romance AND one them is secretly a rock star avoiding her fame bc her controlling dad was turning into HIS dream instead of HERS akdjghksdjgh its fantastic i adored it

37. Have you read a book in a different language? What was it?

oh no i’m dumb as hell

38. What is a book you’ve read that is set in a time period before you were born?

for some reason dave at night by gail carson levine popped into my head first? that was my favorite as a kid and i reread it all the time and i think it took place in the 20s or 30s with all that good good jazz shit

39. What book offended you?

hm not sure how to answer this one

40. What is the weirdest book you have read?

idk the may bird series was pretty weird. gone by michael grant? i read the first for a high school book club and i just could not get into it or understand it even a little

41. What is your favourite duology?

ditty the abyss surrounds us & the edge of the abyss !!

42. What is your favourite trilogy?

wow i really haven’t read that many trilogies esp ones i loved. i guess may bird or the chronus chronicles then!

43. What book did you buy because of its cover?

the maze runner! also bc i heard it was good but i hated that book so

44. What is a book that you love, but has a terrible cover?

honestly i can’t think of one rn

45. Do you own a poetry anthology? What is your favourite poem from it?

nope! i also hated poetry as a kid and have only tried to get into it recently. i have a book of sappho’s fragments and i want to get tracy k smith from the library but thats about it

46. Do you own any colouring books based off other books?

nope

47. Do you own any historical fiction?

thats possible

48. What book made you angry?

the maze runner really did?? for some reason and i don’t get mad that much but it just really had me steamin. sabrina also said grasshopper jungle and i’m inclined to say same lmao. i haven’t read it but seeing all the lesbophobia in not otherwise specified recently made me really mad and also upset

49. What book has inspired you?

aw inspired is a serious word to throw around. the miseducation of cameron post, idk if it “inspired” me but it was my first lesbian novel and that really did a lot for me.

50. What book got you into reading?

i think it was a wrinkle in time! or maybe roald dahl books before that, but a wrinkle in time was definitely up there, and maybe the shadow thieves by anne ursu

i’m tagging @reading-takes-you-places and @mywomensworld and anyone who wants to! i don’t talk to many people here but if you follow me and want to, go for it!

#boy this was so many questions and i really don't......read.............. #but ily babe ty for tagging me <3 #long post

[likeafemalejackiechan]

ADMIT IT

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged? - No I would not have sex with my mother you freak.

2. You talked to an ex today, correct? - Nope

3. Have you taken someones virginity? - Several peoples actually. Didn’t find out til after on a couple of them and became something I was known for in two diff friend groups 😂

4. Is trust a big issue for you? - Yeah I just kind of don’t do trust

5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently? - Yes less than 24 hours ago I was with my girlfriend

6. What are you excited for? - Moving to Europe next year

7. What happened tonight? - I recovered from my crazy day yesterday

8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted? - Disgusting know but not exactly cute. Self control is an attractive quality

9. Is confidence cute? - It’s a personal fave

10. What is the last beverage you had? - Water

11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust? - Maybe zero? Yeah probably zero

12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans? - Way too many

13. What are you gonna do Saturday night? - I think I’ll work then hang out with my girl

14. What are you going to spend money on next? - Not sure. Most likely food

15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed? - Nope

16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months? - I do. I’m always changing

17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything? - My mom

18. The last time you felt broken? - This morning I was really fucking sad for literally no reason. I had just had a really nice night actually so it was weird (and probably hormone related)

19. Have you had sex today? - Nope

20. Are you starting to realize anything? - Lots of things. Always.

21. Are you in a good mood? - I’m kind of blank today

22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks? - If I knew it was safe then sure

23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s? - No but they are the same as my step dad’s which is weird

24. What do you want right this second? - Ten million dollars

25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy? - I’d be disappointed, but we are new in our relationship so I’d get over it more easily than if we’d been dating a long time.

26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color? - Yep

27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh? - Nope that’s one of my biggest turn ons

28. What was the last thing that made you laugh? - Everything Lina and I talked about this morning had us dying of laughter, so all of that ;)

29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now? - Yes. Mostly my nephews and my mom

30. Does everyone deserve a second chance? - Every single person? A second chance, yes. Endless chances? No.

31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to? - No

32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do? - She knows

33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda? - No but I drink it less often than the average bear

34. Listening to? - My neighbor’s air conditioner

35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore? - Very rarely

36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is? - Nope. Probably at home

37. Do you believe in love at first sight? - That’s called lust

38. Who did you last call? - My mom

39. Who was the last person you danced with? - This guy I met last night

40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed? - Why does anyone ever kiss anyone?

41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake? - Can’t remember

42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today? - My parents live on the opposite side of the country, so not today. I did talk to my mom tho

43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush? - Literally 21 hours ago

44. Do you tan in the nude? - I have a few times but don’t have many opportunities when you live in nyc

45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss? - Mmmm nah

46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night? - Nope (but I almost did)

47. Who was the last person to call you? - Idk probably some fucking creditor. I get creditor calls for whoever used to have my phone number like 3 times a day

48. Do you sing in the shower? - If I’m in an extremely good mood

49. Do you dance in the car? - Also if I’m in an extremely good mood

50. Ever used a bow and arrow? - I think I tried once or twice when I was a kid

51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? - In June at my brothers wedding

52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? - They usually are but that’s half the fun

53. Is Christmas stressful? - Depends on if you make it stressful

54. Ever eat a pierogi? - I don’t think so

55. Favorite type of fruit pie? - Peach

56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? - Vet, doctor, teacher

57. Do you believe in ghosts? - Yes

58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? - So often. A ton these past few days especially.

59. Take a vitamin daily? - Several

60. Wear slippers? - Almost never

61. Wear a bath robe? - Yes I love my robes

62. What do you wear to bed? - My Birthday suit

63. First concert? - Panic at the Disco back in like 04/05

64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? - I like Target best but def shop at Walmart the most

65. Nike or Adidas? - Adidas but actually I always used to buy Nike soccer shoes so they’re both good

66. Cheetos Or Fritos? - Cheetos are God’s gift to my fat ass

67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? - Both are faves, peanuts tho if you’re holding a gun to my head

68. Favorite Taylor Swift song? - Clean and Style depending on my mood

69. Ever take dance lessons? - As a kid

70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? - Oh this is a fun question. I see them in one of three professions: something outdoorsy and rugged like a firefighter cuz I’ve always seemed to date guys like that, someone in a high position in a decent sized company so they’re comfortable but not overly consumed by work, or something really humble and humanitarian like a volunteer or child care profession or therapist etc. Loved this Q

71. Can you curl your tongue? - Yes

72. Ever won a spelling bee? - I always got nervous and misspelled really easy words in early rounds and hated myself for it for a year

73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? - Many a time

74. What is your favorite book? - This question is impossible but the answer I give just for consistency is The Stand by Stephen King

75. Do you study better with or without music? - Without

76. Regularly burn incense? - Not super often

77. Ever been in love? - Yes

78. Who would you like to see in concert? - Eminem or Green Day

79. What was the last concert you saw? - Harry Styles

80. Hot tea or cold tea? - Depends on the weather

81. Tea or coffee? Coffee tastes better but I have tea more often

82. Favorite type of cookie? - Chocolate chip

83. Can you swim well? - Yes

84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? - Lol are there people who can’t?

85. Are you patient? - So I’ve been told

86. DJ or band, at a wedding? - I’ve only ever seen a DJ but a cover band could def be cool

87. Ever won a contest? - A few

88. Ever have plastic surgery? - No

89. Which are better black or green olives? - Both taste like death

90. Opinions on sex before marriage? - You’d be a fool not to

91. Best room for a fireplace? - Living room is kind of the default answer but if you think about it, one in the bedroom would be phenomenal

92. Do you want to get married? - Someday possibly I might

[ramentravel]

20170502

shibuya is a place we went to

we started out day off at 4:30 am to get ready to go to tsukiji fish market!

we got a bit lost but finally made our way to the restaurant area. we went to a place called 大和. unfortunately i was not feeling well and so i could barely eat :( this predicament led to a lot of disappointment and animosity and depression throughout the day but i don’t wanna get too much into it. i tried my best to eat what i could and what i COULD stomach was DELICIOUS :’( 

why did i have to feel sick FML

we left and saw a big tuna lol. mom for scale

after that we decided to go back to the bnb so i could nap. i napped for like two hours and felt a little better so we went to shibuya!

first thing we did was find the hachiko statue and take pics!

then we went on the shibuya scramble! though at the time we went it wasn’t really a scramble. more like just a handful of people crossing the road lol

we spent some time in shibuya 109 which was actually less impressive than i thought

did see some cool merch though!

idk the inside was kind of like a yeshi and not so much like a department store? i was underwhelmed. didn’t get anything there!

afterwards we ended up in some mall, idk which one but all of the food courts here are so impressive. especially the bakeries ugh kill me now

we stopped by to get some... chelunbing-esque thing but it wasn’t really. it was soft and mochi-like on the outside and filled with red bean and cream. but it was good! it was hard for me to eat until dinner so i couldn’t fully appreciate it but it was pretty good

we also saw premium fruits. 50 dollars for that melon that’s smaller than my head uguu

once we left that mall we stopped by the police station to look at the map and i saw this???

so morbid.. i guess i’m glad no one died of traffic accidents yesterday...

after walking around more malls we got some salad (i needed to eat something so i got something light)

it was pretty good! and i don’t even like salad!

i also saw these cute shirts at the store across from our restaurant! i didn’t get any of them cause they were like 25 or 30 dollars or something like that and i was like “no thanks”

we walked around more and saw wendy’s!

also saw coco’s and there was a MASSIVE line for it lol

and xiao feiyang!

after that we popped into muji where i spent like an entire hour on one floor alone lmao those stickers really got me, what can i say. i love shiba inu

their drink packaging was also really cute so i got a peach soda drink!

sadly it tasted bad? not like peach at all but like... asian pear and dates mixed together. was not good and was only lightly carbonated, like it turned flat. we still drank it all though lol. luckily the jasmine tea drink mom and dad got was DELICIOUS though the color was like concentrated pee

after that we went to DISNEY STORE OMG IT WAS MAGICAL

cannot capture the magic of that store but it was so cute. everything was so cute and everyone was buying plushies and cute stuff left and right. i left without getting anything but mom went back to get an umbrella for her coworker!

after that we decided to go to shinjuku! on the way guess what i saw

:’( I LOVE THEM SO MUCH GANBATTE!!!!!!!

then we took the train to shinjuku and i saw these floor stickers on the gates/doors to the train

at first i was like “why would they do tha” but then i was like “--oh... yeah.. okay.” mixed feelings on that but i guess i’m glad there is a safe space even if it has to be utilized in this fashion

we went to more malls after getting to shinjuku station.... i think this was in isetan?

THESE MEAT PICS MAKE ME #EMOTIONAL NOT GONNA LIE

this is fucked

my friend would be jealous of this fish display lmao

while at the fish display we also saw tons of shrimp and lobster packaged in styrofoam and plastic wrap... but inside they were all still alive... it was kinda freaky...

but then we went to the bakery section!

more cake! and finally we caved and went to a moderate-looking bakery called anderson...

and got melon pan!

IT WAS SO GOOD

we shopped around more in isetan (SHIT IS SO EXPENSIVE) and saw some kimono! didn’t take a pic i think cause tons of people were watching me lmao so i was too shy. also it’s awkward when they shuffle to get out of frame

after that we went back to get more bread (that melon pan is so good) and went to eat dinner since it was already 5pm!

we went to torikizoku since we saw it the other day in asakusa and i really wanted to go!

we didn’t get much since i didn’t know what to get and dad suggested we go downstairs to ichiran ramen afterwards, so we just got a few items. they came out sloooow so i only got single pics!

as promised we went downstairs and shared 2 bowls of ramen at ichiran! it was pretty good (y) not my style of noodle though!

after that we came back and just got ready to go to bed! probably going to call it an early night cause i was not feeling well today. feeling better now but today definitely was an emotional and physical rollercoaster lol

KEEP YOUR HEALTH UP EVERYONE!!

alright good night!

#2017.05.02 #2017.05 #tsukiji fish market #shibuya #shibuya crossing #isetan #shibuya 109 #torikizoku #ichiran ramen #anderson bakery