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strangerthings4theories · 2 years

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EXCUSE ME SIR?

Is this your subtle confirmation that the Amerikanyetz was never Hopper to begin with????

Like I get it, it's the name of Hulk Hogan's song, blah blah blah. BUT WHY WOULD HE SAY THAT???

#bruh i'm gonna lose it 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡#billy hargrove #jim hopper #stranger things theory #stranger things analysis #stranger things spoilers #billy is the american

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notahorseindisguise · 4 months

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god this is embarrassing imagine saying this. imagine saying these words in that order. imagine thinking that thats an own. i genuinely cannot think of a more succinct way of saying "ive never listened to a single green day song before" elon did you really think you were the good guy in american idiot. are you kidding me. kill yourself

#green day #american idiot #maga agenda #billie joe armstrong

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emo--chanel · 1 year

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thank you for participating in this very important professional scientific study!

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roscoe-me-and-this-fuckin-kid · 2 years

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anyone else part of the faggot america or is it just me and those guys from green day?

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thunderstruck9 · 7 months

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Billy Sullivan (American, 1946), Summer Sunday Breakfast, 1984. Ink on paper, 60 x 42 in.

#billy sullivan #american art #still life #breakfast #newspaper #flowers #coffee

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themedievaldead · 3 months

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I love you valentimes day i love you the colors pink and red i love you LOVE heart heart heart smile emoji hug emoji

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peachyfuck18 · 9 months

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I blame @adoredmarigold for this so

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marishoodie7 · 8 months

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How slashers would react to you getting on top

Includes: Billy Loomis, Charlie Walker, Patrick Bateman

Content Warning: 18+! P in v, overstimulation, riding

(No pronouns mentioned, but reader has female anatomy!)

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: ̗̀➛ Billy

Your head was hitting the headboard with every thrust, his cock buried deep inside you. You forced your eyes open, “Fuck Billy,” you managed.

He grunted in response. You braced your hands on his shoulder and wrapped your legs around his hips. You rocked to the side and flipped him over. His dick slammed into you, even deeper and you moaned as you made yourself comfortable on him.

The strands of hair that had been flopping around had flattened on his forehead. His demeanor changed and he gave you a sly smile, his eyes darkened and his moved his hands to your hips. You rocked back and forth, slowly bouncing on him before finding a steady pace. You bit your lip as you neared your release, a tight knot that had formed in your stomach was unraveling slowly as you neared release.

Your legs shook and your walls clenched tightly around his dick. Billy bucked his hips up sloppily to meet you halfway before going limp. He let out a deep moan and came. You slowed your movements and gave one last bounce before coming onto him. You laid down on his chest and drifted off to sleep as he praised your performance that night.

:➛ Charlie Walker

“Let me take care of you this time.” You urged.

“Fuck, okay,” Charlie gasped as you stroked his cock, “Jesus.” You smiled at his reaction and gently pushed him onto the bed.

“Lie down.” You commanded. You lowered yourself onto him, his dick stretched out your walls. You didn��t know Charlie was so big. You put your hands on his chest and started to roll your hips. He felt so good inside you. You sped up and Charlie’s eyes rolled up into his head, he whimpered as you clenched around his hardened cock.

He bucked upward and desperately grasped at your hips. Hot tears were streaming down his face, and you could feel his dick twitch inside you. He was close, but you had no plans to stop or slow down.

“Fuck, y/n.” He whimpered as he came. You fucked him right through his orgasm, his face was reddening with overstimulation, his eyes were clenched. His hips stop bucking and he let you do all the work, guiding him towards his next orgasm.

Charlie moaned as he nearing his next release, you were getting closer too, but you didn’t stop, you couldn’t. A hot feeling filled you as you came on him. You rolled your hips a few more times before pulling off before Charlie could come. He lay on the bed, whimpering.

“Poor Charlie,” you tutted, without sympathy, “you were such a good boy but I couldn’t let you come this time.” You tan your fingers through his hair as his breath slowed and lost its raggedness. He turned to you and smiled.

“we’re gonna need to do that again sometime.”

: ➛ Patrick Bateman

Patrick drilled into your ass. He loved to hear the pretty screams of pleasure you let out as he fucked you. You were on all fours on the bed and Patrick was grunting above you. He pulled out suddenly and lay down on the bed, his dick rock solid and standing up, and his arms around his head.

“Why don’t we try something different?” He suggested casually as if he hadn’t been pounding into you a moment earlier.

“So you want me to ride you?” You deadpanned. You wouldn’t be opposed to the idea. You had been dreaming of the day where you would get to take charge.

“Yes.” He grinned. You couldn’t help but smile back as you pushed yourself onto him. He tangled his hand into your hair and braced himself for you to quicken the pace. You dig your fingers into his shoulders and sped up, rocking your hips back and forth. His length was stretching out your walls and you could feel his tip hit your g-spot.

You tried to throw your head back but he pulled your hair and forced your face closer to his.

“There you go, slut, ride me like the whore you are. I know how eager you were to wrap my dick around your pussy.” He growled in your ear. Your legs shook and you felt warmth spread through your body. You came on him, and tried to slow down your pace. He only tugged harder and encouraged you to keep going, no matter how sloppy you got.

“Come baby, just ride me a little longer, you got it.” He praised. His dick twitched and he finally released. Your core warmed when it was met with his thick, hot ropes. You unmounted him and slid next to him in the bed. He wrapped his arms around you.

“I should really let you take control more, huh?” He laughed.

“Yeah,” you smiled, “that wasn’t half bad.”

A/N: this is my first time doing head cannons like this! There may be more in the future who know? I hope you enjoyed!

#slashers x reader #slashers #slasher headcannons #Patrick Bateman #patrick bateman x reader #patrick bateman x y/n #Patrick bateman smut #slasher smut #billy loomis x reader #billy loomis smut #billy loomis #charlie walker #Charlie Walker x reader #charlie Walker smut #scream 4 #american psycho

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landlordspoison · 1 year

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This came to me in a vision from God

This might be too specific to have broad appeal, but I do what I do in the name of science, not wealth or fame.

#dennis reynolds #its always sunny in philadelphia #patrick bateman #american psycho #the yellow m&m #billy loomis #scream (1996)#the joker #batman: the animated series #brad bakshi #mythic quest #jerma #jerma985 #jeremy elbertson #peep the horror #venn diagram

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safety-pin-punk · 4 months

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#green day #mike dirnt #the american dream is killing me #billie joe #Spotify

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pinockv · 6 months

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Faggot ☺️

#billie joe green day #green day #mike dirnt #uno dos tre #tre cool #billie joe #billie joe armstrong #the american dream is killing me #american idiot #21 guns #punk music #post punk #pop punk #punk rock #punk #mcr #alternative rock #rock #rock music

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strangerthings4theories · 2 years

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THIS. WAS. ✨ FORESHADOWING. ✨

#billy hargrove #billy hargrove is alive #billy is the american #stranger things theory #stranger things analysis #stranger things 4 #kamchatka

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mcroutfits · 2 months

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100000/10 overflown by drip swag and whatever: billie joe wearing the revenge zip up hoodie

#my baby #there was something in the water in 2005 #my chemical romance #mcr #mcr tumblr #my chemical fucking romance #mcrblr #mcr revenge era #revenge era #three cheers for sweet revenge #billie joe armstrong #billie joe green day #green day #american idiot #american idiot era #2005

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everdeenxmellark · 6 months

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“mama i’m in love with a criminal”

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theamericanpin-up · 12 days

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Billy DeVorss - "All Puckered Up" - January 1954 Beauty Parade Magazine Cover Illustration - Original art sold by Heritage Art Gallery April 2024

#billy devorss #1954 #beauty parade #magazine #cover #illustration #heritage art gallery #pin up #american pin up

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filthyslashertoad · 10 months

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The Slashers & Miscellaneous Reacting to You Breaking Your Leg

Patrick Bateman(You already know)

Asks you if you want sparkling water, not painkillers, or comfort, just sparkling water.

If you're in a "relationship" with him, he may bring you his signed record from Huey Lewis and The News so you have something to occupy yourself with.

Michael Myers

Tries to avoid you at all costs because he feels like he might accidentally hurt you.

Even when you're sleeping, he'll sleep somewhere else during that time because he doesn't want to move suddenly and risk you injuring yourself more. (Sympathetic Mikey)

Pyramid Head

Just quietly watches you.

Brings you things that he thinks may help you or that you'll enjoy.

Leon Kennedy

Doesn't really know how to empathize with you properly because he doesn't want to come off as an asshole.

He resorts to sending you little Post-it notes and cards that have horse jokes on them. (Don't ask why they're horses specifically)

(Btw, Chris and Carlos suggested the idea)

Carlos Oliveira

Refuses to leave your side .

Tries his hardest not to cling to you.

He's a super sympathetic boy, so he somewhat blames himself for your injury and feels liable for it. (Pls reassure him)

Poly!Ghostface

Stu brings markers to sign your cast and while he's doing that, Billy is in the corner stressing and overthinking.

Stu draws dinosaurs and little skulls all over your cast, if you're lucky he may even draw one of your favorite horror movie characters, though it has to be labeled because nobody knows who it is.

Heisenberg

Tries to glamorize your cast by making a metal one that has spikes and different decals all over it.

It ends up being a nuisance and he almost stabs himself in the leg when he hugs you.

Hellboy

Keeps a close eye on you for the duration of your injury.

Develops a bit of an attitude when people try to bother you when you're resting or in pain.

Danny Johnson

Sends you dumb articles that loosely or have nothing to do with the fact that you broke your leg and when you ask him why tf he sent it, he just says, "I wanted to make your day better😊"

When he thinks that you're upset with him he shows up with a cast of his own and shouts "TWINS!!! NOW WE CAN GET BETTER TOGETHER."(No he didn't actually break his leg, and yes he will be using it as an excuse to be lazy)

Hannibal Lecter

Becomes your own professional nurse.

Nurse Hannibal is now at your service. Prescribes you any and all medication you need and gives you advice on how to heal as fast as possible.

Takes time off of work to take care of you. (It's not often that he gets to pamper people this way and he enjoys doing it for you)

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