#be gay do crime my loves

[def-not-kaz-brekker]

HEY QUEER PEOPLE HOW ARE YALL DOIN ON THIS FINE DAY

I love y’all so much remember to drink water and to take care of yourselves my loves

EDIT: I’m sorry I forgot the option multiple of these if you want I can make another poll

#i love the lgbtqia+ community #I love being part of it and I love all of you #be gay do crime my loves #lgbtqia+ #queer #trans #asexual #lesbian #nonbinary #gay #bisexual #intersex #aromantic #you’re all so valid my homies

[hualianschild]

#just watched the new ep and damn he's such a brat skdjdjd #my adorable brat <3 #he said be gay do crimes and pine for your love for 800 years !! #GAWSH I LOVE HIM SO MUCH #tgcf #heaven official's blessing #hua cheng #san lang #tian guan ci fu #heaven officials blessing #tgcf s2 #mxtx #hualian

[songofsoma]

yeah i support women’s right

but more importantly i support women’s WRONGS

#love lies bleeding changed my life just like i knew it was #none of them have done anything wrong ever!! #happy women's history month #BE GAY DO CRIME ‼️‼️‼️‼️ #love lies bleeding #drive away dolls #bottoms movie #film #movies

[yardsards]

the owl house really said "familial love is stored in a gifted garment"

EDIT: forgot one! thanks @cat-eared-exam-taker

#eliot posts #toh #the owl house #i was on the fence abt including either of the examples w amity and the twins #(esp the concealment stones bc idk if they even count as garments) #but i figured in both cases helping her be gay and do crimes is very much a form of affection from them even if less soft than the others #eda clawthorne #luz noceda #emira blight #edric blight #amity blight #darius toh #hunter toh #king clawthorne #alador blight #i want dadrius to get hunter a new cloak SO BAD #ive mentioned it before but i always go wild when stuff like this happens in fiction #bc i've always loved lending my jackets/shawls/scarves/hats/gloves to my irl friends #makes me feel like im protecting them and keeping them safe #and i knit and sometimes sew so p much all of my irl friends have AT LEAST gotten a hat #but i made of of them a long forest green cloak which he loved #it always makes me feel SO WARM INSIDE when i see someone wearing something i made them #but even seeing them wear things like friendship bracelets kinda makes me feel that way #i like having kinda made my mark on them even when not keeping them warm/covering them #not in a possessive ''show everyone that you're mine!'' way. none of it visibly ties back to me #(except in hs when i'd lend them my letterman's jacket w my surname on it) #but i know it's from me and they know it's from me and they chose to put that onto themself #my love language is acts of service and that's what i'm doing when i make someth handmade or lend em someth practical #but they can recieve it as gift-giving or a stand-in for physical affection. which both VERY MUCH do not come naturally to me

[g0blinh0urs]

happy pride month to everyone, but especially these two!

#the owl house #the owl house fanart #lumity #luz noceda #amity blight #toh #toh fanart #lumity fanart #the owl house season 3 #pride #pride month #hi they are so special to me #look at my KIDS #THEYRE GAY #I LOVE THEM SO MUCH #FUCK DISNEY #anyways be gay do crime

[writinandcrying]

Alright gather up, apparently there’s new tmnt skins on fortnite

They literally look amazing right? (Those tight tho)

But they REALLY got it right with April

Casey Jones and Donatello I finally understand you. Now step aside cuz this april is GAY and I’m here for it

#she looks so hot stop this immediately #they went for my gay ass fr #they will pay for their crimes #now I wanna do fanart about this design lol #I’m in love ??? #she looks so smug I HAVE to kiss that smirk OUT of her face #tmnt Fortnite #fortnite #tmnt #tmnt headcanons #my goodness gracious I’ll not get over this easily #tmnt april #donnie tmnt #tmnt leo #tmnt raph #tmnt mikey #tmnt fandom

[akitalockwood]

I am not immune to hot druid Jesus (and neither are you, vote for Moldova!)

Bonus sketches with my favs from this year

#Y'all sleeping on the sexy ladies with the horns like daaaamn #As a romanian who likes this kind of music Moldova is my one true love this year #BUT if Finland doesn't win imma do a crime #eurovision 2023 #Eurovision #Esc 2023 #Finland #Moldova #Croatia #cha cha cha #Soarele si luna #Let 3 #Fanart #artists on tumblr #Happy holidays for all of you who are gay and European #pasha parfeni #Käärijä #Aki can art #Aki's blorbos

[genrec2]

I am so late on this meme, but I just saw the trailer today and had to make it them 😭👍

#olivia octavius #docspot #barbie meme #jonathon ohnn #the spot #theyre going to jail #be gay do crime? #they have very strong t4t bi energy imho #thats just my headcanon tho #i love them

[g1xtchedartist]

i love pathetic old gay men

#house md #james wilson #gregory house #hilson #hate crimes md #dr house #dr wilson #art #fanart #house fanart #house md fanart #pathetic men #i love them #theyre in love your honor #i just think theyre neat #i hate them (affectionate <3) #pathetic man syndrome #why is that not a tag #gay sex is straighter than whatever they’re doing #anyways theyre taking up my entire mind <3 #elliotts sleep deprived posts

[kori-senpai]

Call the anime and games cringe or whatever but they went off hard with the character designs, christ alive

#my first fandom experience ever #and my start into anime #god I love these kids #and I always will #Found some of my best and oldest friends thru inazuma11 so thank you dearly for that #inazuma eleven #inazuma 11 #afuro terumi #kidou yuuto #fudou akio #natsumi raimon #kiyama tatsuya #midorikawa ryuuji #I'm not kidding when I say I had a crush on kidou #and when I rewatched a few years later Fudou became my icon #that kid sure was something #be gay do crime but make it literal in the truest sense of the word #my art

[baconpncakes]

You are in love with your best friend. You've known him your whole life. He's the new kid, you just met him this year. You were 28 and he bailed you out of jail. You're way too busy to date. You've been married three times. You met a pretty girl and you want to take her dancing. Your girlfriend died and you couldn't save her. You're a doctor. You're a student. You're a dreamer. Your dad is ruining your life. Your dad is dead. You don't talk about your parents much. You're an only child. You have a younger brother and he thinks the world of you. You have two brothers and one of them is gone and it's all your fault. Your best friend is slipping away and there's nothing you can do about it. He's right here and you promised you'd take care of him. He promised they'd never split you apart but he lied. He gave up everything for you. He gave up everything you believed in. He never gave up, even after you did. You're dying and it's not fair. You're trapped. There's nothing else you can do about it. They're going to kill you. It's going to kill you. You're going to kill you. You danced until you died. You took your final bow. You ran away together. The last thing you heard was your brother. The last thing you did was relent. The last thing you saw was your best friend. You were good. You were really good.

#ya ever write a gothic about rsl characters? #bc apparently i do #i've said it before and i'll say it again #all he knows how to do is be in gay love with his best friend and die #dead poets society #swing kids #house md #neil perry #peter müller #james wilson #dps #hate crimes md #peter muller #robert sean leonard #rsl #my post #gothics #anderperry #hilson #idk what peter and thomas' ship name is

[drarrily-we-row-along]

Arsonist's Lullaby

As you may have guessed, this one is inspired by "Arsonist's Lullaby" by Hosier. cw: arson (as you might have deduced, no one is hurt and they're burning their own property)

Draco was doing that thing with his hands again. The thing Harry had noticed first in 8th year and then hadn't stopped being able to notice in the past five years since.

It's what had drawn him to Draco in the first place, like a moth to flame (pun very much intended). There was something completely mesmerizing about watching him snap his fingers and then cradle the blue flames in his palm absentmindedly while he talked, or read a book, or performed any number of mindless tasks. It was sexy as fuck.

"You're staring again," Draco murmured, not raising his eyes from his book as the fire danced across his knuckles.

Harry hummed, "You're doing the fire again."

"You're as obsessed with fire as I am," he said, mouth curling at the corner.

"Mostly obsessed with you," Harry replied and Draco laughed and finally looked up for his book.

He stared at Harry for a moment, the fire winding its way through his fingers the way some people rolled coins along their knuckles. "You know," Draco said, voice a hint too casual and Harry internally perked up at what was sure to be a fantastic confession, "I thought it would end."

"What would?" Harry asked after a moment when it was clear that Draco wasn't going to go on without a bit of prompting.

His silver eyes latched onto Harry and his head tilted as he looked at him, like he was trying to parse something out. "The desire to light things on fire," he said and something hot flared in the pit of Harry's stomach.

"Tell me more," Harry said softly, voice low and seductive in a way that it normally wasn't outside of their bedroom.

Draco's pupils dilated sharply, "when I was a child," he said, the fire burning brighter in his hand for a moment, "I would sit for hours and stare at the flames in the manor's giant fire place. My parents couldn't understand it, they'd find me just sitting there, doing nothing but watching, like I was transfixed."

And frankly, Harry could understand that; he could watch Draco hold fire all day.

"When she caught me, Auntie Bella would say, 'don't ever tame your demons, Draco,' then she'd wink and tell me, 'but always keep them on a leash.'"

"What did that mean?"

Draco gave him a little smile, eyes flashing, "she could sense the bit of chaos, the desire for destruction, I think."

Harry hummed, "What did you want to destroy?"

"Oh, it changes," he replied easily. "When I was sixteen, the last time she said those words to me, I wanted to burn the entire world to the ground."

A shiver raced up Harry's spine, he remembered feeling the same way at sixteen. "And now?" he asked.

"I always thought it would go away," Draco said, "after I fell in love, after I had given the fire within me permission to consume someone the way I've consumed you."

Harry made a soft noise, low in his throat in agreement.

"The way I've let myself be consumed," he added. "But there's still this desire to burn down the past, to start fresh."

He nodded slowly, "that makes sense, actually."

"What if-" Draco started before snapping his jaw shut and clenching his fist around the fire to put it out.

"What if..." Harry prompted, moving to straddle Draco's hips, looking down at his lovely face.

Draco swallowed and rested his head against the back of the sofa, staring up at him. "What if we did start over? What if we moved to the states, or moved to some muggle city? What if-"

"Yes," Harry said, leaning in and pressing a kiss to Draco's lips, fingers skimming up his neck. "Godric, yes," he said, living in the world as the chosen one had only gotten harder since defeating Voldemort.

"What if I burned down the Manor first?" he whispered.

He felt his eyebrows hit his hair line, "What?"

Draco shrugged nonchalantly, but Harry could see the tension in his jaw, the fear of being too much. "Just," he sighed, "no one lives there. It's full of dark, cursed magic and even darker, more cursed memories." He blinked up at Harry, "What if I burned it first?"

He stared at him for a long moment, just searching his face, and finding only earnest desire there. "Alright," he said finally.

"Yeah?" Draco asked.

Harry nodded and leaned in to kiss him again, Draco's palms skimmed up his back and sides, touching him reverently.

"Pack for us?" he asked when he pulled back.

"Everything?"

Draco shrugged, "not furniture."

He closed his eyes and gathered his magic for a moment, letting it pool in his gut before holding out a hand and snapping. The contents of the flat organized themselves into boxes, shrinking down until everything fit into a tote that they could easily put into the back of the beat up old Subaru that Harry had purchased and refit with magic.

"Fucking hot," Draco said, pulling his face down and kissing him soundly.

Harry let himself get swept up in the moment, lost himself in the fire of Draco's kiss, let himself be consumed as Draco's fingers slipped under his shirt, nails raking up his back.

Far too soon in Harry's opinion, Draco was pulling back, flushed and panting. "Drive us as close as we can get to the Manor?" he asked, "then I'll get us through the wards?"

He nodded and stood, tugging Draco up behind him and out the door. The Subaru brought them faithfully through the night to the Manor and Harry parked just on the other side of the wards.

They climbed out of the car and Draco reached for Harry's hand, his cloak billowing dramatically behind him. Harry took it and they were being moved through time and space to a hill where they could see the whole of the Malfoy estate, the Manor centered in front of them.

There was fire flickering in and out of the hand that wasn't clasping Harry's and he watched the other man carefully. "Are you sure about this? You don't have to-"

"No, I know," Draco said. "And there's a part of me that doesn't want to. I loved this home when I was young."

"We could-"

"But it feels all wrong now," he said, shaking his head. "Can't you feel it?" he asked without looking at Harry, "the way that the darkness seeps from this place, it's killing everything around it," he added, pointing to the forest and the meadows, even the yard was brown and dead.

Draco shook his head, "For a little while, it felt like all I had was this fire burning within me, ready to scorch the earth, to wipe out that maniac and everything he stood for. I just feel like there's something more for me out there."

He slid his fingers through Draco's, holding the hand that wasn't currently holding fire. "There is," he promised, raising Draco's knuckles to his lips.

"I don't think that you can tame your demons," he said softly like he wasn't talking to Harry at all. "And I don't think you can keep them on a leash, either," he added. "I think the only thing to do is to destroy them entirely."

Without another word, he released Harry's hand and held up both of his, letting balls of flames build in his palms before hurling them down toward the Manor. As soon as those were sent on their way, he started on two more, then two more, and so on until the entire building was ablaze, flames leaping dozens of feet in the air.

He threw one last ball of fire, then collapsed. Harry dropped with him, reaching out for him and supporting him as they watched the representation of his old life, of everything evil, burn.

What could have been minutes or hours later, they heard the sound of distant sirens and the first few firefighters apparated in, wands blowing streams of Aguamentis at the raging fire.

"Time to go," Draco said, squeezing Harry's hand and apparating directly into the car.

"Where are we headed?" Harry asked, starting the car and punching the button that turned it invisible.

Draco hummed, turning his head and staring at Harry with a thoroughly blissed out, content expression on his face.

He leaned across the center console and kissed him, "You're so," he shook his head and kissed him again, "fucking amazing."

Humming, Draco kissed him back before redirecting his attention to the open sky, "the world's ours. Wherever you want to go," he shrugged, "we're free."

And it never really mattered where they went, there were always plenty of things to find joy in if they were together.

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Read more of my fics inspired by songs

#drarry #arsonists lullaby #what a vibe #hozier is my jam #a little 'be gay and do crimes' feeling #but also just burn down the past that you had no control over and start fresh #maybe a little darker that i usually write- just so you've got a warning #love #running away together #established relationships #ewe #maybe a little morally greyish?

[roxyrondell]

Just made this edit of the iconic Be Gay Do Crime meme with an OFMD spin to it! 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️

#our flag means death #stede bonnet #edward teach #crew of the revenge #i love them your honor #ofmd my beloved #long live ofmd #be gay do crimes #🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ #lgbtqia #ofmd meme

[squeeshh]

The bright year of 1977. ⛱️🥼🧪✨

#antijamesmarcus #fuckyouandyourleeches💥🔫✨

#I’m in too deep lads #hooray for rarepairs with barely any on screen content #my man William deserves better #like wtf why always the same repeated assassination sequence #leeching off the five minutes of him and Al we got in re0 #where’s their campaign capcom #make William playable you cowards #not just his mutant form 😭 #anyway I love them #what a wholesome and criminal friendship #be gay do crimes yk #william birkin #albert wesker #weskin #willsker #my art

[zombie-bait]

Lanfear's vibe just gets cuntier each episode and I'm supposed to be NORMAL ABOUT THIS???? Ridiculous

#Shoutout to my hot demon wife <3 #lanfear #wot s2 #wot show spoilers #wheel of time #wot season 2 #wot #We love and respect women who wear suits in the medieval desert #she's hot (literally #bisexual moment #for me not her #she can do no wrongs #be gay do crime #also I'm done season 2 now #yayyyyy #Very happy Lanfear survived #I was concerned as a non-book reader #the formatting of this is abysmal oml #alas I am lazy

[total-drama-brainrot]

Island Assistant Noah AU, where Noah got himself eliminated on purpose, but Chris + Chef somehow figure it out... The day after Noah's elimination, everyone is surprised to see that Noah's back... Chris reveals that inside the contestants' contracts: "Anyone who gets eliminated on purpose, will become Chris Mcclean's Assistant."... And Noah has to be decent at his job, or he won't get paid... Noah stays Chris' Assistant all throughout Island, Action and World Tour! 🌎 (I'm sorry if I'm asking this twice; I don't remember asking this!)

OKAY!! SO!!

You did already ask me this and I did have an answer in the works to the original ask, but because Tumblr's mobile app is my number one enemy, I accidentally posted it. So, really, it's super fortunate that you asked this twice!

But! Because I'm a smart cookie, I took some screenshots of what I had typed out in the original post, so I can just re-type it out here and carry on! (I'd post just the screenshots, but they're full of typos because I'm just awful at typing on a phone.)

So, here's my answer:

Yes!! Give me a Noah who thought he was being so sneaky and cunning by intentionally getting himself eliminated, only for it to backfire horrendously!

The producers would've known that the contestants were being sent to Camp Wawanakwa instead of the resort their contract heavily implied they'd be going to, so they would absolutely anticipate at least one of them trying to pull a stunt like Getting Themselves Eliminated Intentionally- either as an act of defiance against the trickery (of Camp Wawanakwa not being what was advertised) or just to be spiteful.

Noah being the one to do so is just happenstance.

(It was more so expected from the likes of Duncan or Izzy, who are outwardly anti-authoritarian and not afraid to confront perceived injustices.)

If I may, I'd suggest having the contract outline that whoever intentionally gets themself eliminated has to work as a base-level intern, and that their "pay" is them working off whatever expenses the show invested into them as a competitor (travel costs, lodging, food, ect.). So Noah ends up stuck in the role of an unpaid intern for however long it takes him to "earn his keep" so to speak. But it's a Sisyphean task, since his debt is ever growing- he's forced to stay at Playa des Losers as an intern, and his daily cost of living is just added to the expenses he needs to work off.

At first, he'd be outright resistant to doing any of his tasks as an intern, because why should he? He didn't ask for the job, he didn't (knowingly) sign up for it either, and it's not like he's gonna be paid for his work. That is, until the producers threaten to pass his debt off to the rest of his family to "pick up his slack"; Noah's not heartless, and he cares a lot about his family, so he concedes to actually doing the work expected of him to save the rest of his brood from having to compensate for his short-sightedness.

(Let's say this turn of event takes about a week, meaning that from the time of his own elimination to the threat to his family's financial wellbeing, only Justin and Katie have been eliminated. Since, at least during Island, it's established that a challenge and subsequent elimination ceremony happens every three days.)

Now, the thing about lazy people- of which Noah undoubtedly is- is that they're downright innovative when it comes to figuring out shortcuts for any type of labour. Now that he's invested in doing his job, Noah uses that big brain of his to quickly figure out how to get all of his allotted tasks for the day completed to near-perfection, in a manner that's both efficient and easy. It gets to the point where he's completing a full day's work in an hour, spending the rest of the day doing what he loves; nothing. The other interns are just as annoyed as they are impressed.

Word quickly gets back to Chris about his miracle intern. But he's either too preoccupied to actually listen to who it is, or no one thinks to explain that his most productive labourer is the ex-competitor he'd contractually conned into the position.

Needless to say, Chris' interest is piqued.

The host issues a request to have the mystery intern shipped out to the island so they can work on the "important stuff" instead of doing menial tasks on the Playa, and is met with staunch refusal on their part. Which is odd, at least to Chris, since the interns send to be far too scared shitless of him (or, more notably, Chef) to ever outright deny a request like that.

It makes more sense when Noah's literally dragged kicking and screaming back to the island. Of course the only person ballsy enough to defy Chris' whims is the same contestant who got himself intentionally eliminated via deliberately pissing off his teammates. But he's back, now, so he might as well be put straight to work! No use in wasting labour, after all.

(Again, this probably happens over the course of a few days at most, since showbusiness is such a hectic and fast-paced line of work, so let's say that Tyler's the only new elimination in this timeframe.)

Again, Noah utilizes his higher-than-average smarts to figure out how to streamline his expected tasks because he's lazy, inadvertently proving himself as a Valuable Asset to both Chris and Chef since he's surprisingly good at what he does (even if what he does is very little by design). Chris is quick to offer Noah an ultimatum; he can either be promoted to being Chris' Personal Assistant, thus meeting the demands of his previous contract (and, of course, entering a new one under different pretences) and finally being paid for his work, or remain as an unpaid intern indefinitely and receive penalisation for his slacking off- since, despite the fact that he's gotten all of his work finished, he's still technically on the clock for the allotted work hours and should be acting as such instead of lazing about.

It's not really much of a choice. Noah reluctantly takes the promotion.

That's how he finds himself in the position we all know and love; Chris' Personal Assistant.

Because of his new promotion, he's expected to be at least within the vicinity of Chris at all (reasonable) times. The problem with that? Chris is hosting the show he got himself eliminated from in the most socially destructive way possible. Noah's now contractually forced to, at the very least, tiptoe around the prior teammates he knowingly and intentionally made hate him and dearly hope they don't notice him.

...Thus begins an AU's worth of shenanigans wherein Noah is desperately trying to fly under everyone's radar as an intern.

(I'd carry on into what he does during Action and World Tour, but this post is already fairly long, so maybe another time?)

#love having noah face the consequences of his actions #especially when they're disproportionate to his actual “crimes” #also really like the headcanon that he got himself eliminated on purpose. it's JUST maliciously compliant enough for him to feasibly do. #...not that i think he did. in my mind noah really is just that much of an asshole AND socially illiterate enough-- #to do what he did in the dodgebrawl episode with no ulterior motive. #anyway in this au noah gets his two disaster gay uncles via chef and chris because i said so. #all assistant noahs get to have chref guardians. as a treat. #total drama #td noah #assistant noah au #silly ideas #others' ideas #replies