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cadavercowboy · 2 years
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The one downside of Edward McMunson is all the elitists who can identify James Hetfield by a single strand of his asscrack hair thinking they’re special and trying to gatekeep 80s metal from everyone else.
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iconicstoner · 2 months
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MtF reader who is nervous about bottom surgery, (any depth) and so she starts to wander around the forest to work out the excess energy.
Jasper who's used to them pacing around the forest simply waits for them to go to the same spot they usually do. This time instead of letting them not talk about it he tells them they need to talk about it. Since she's so scared of surgery.
a/n: Okay, so I usually never write for fem readers (bc I’m a guy), but I thought this idea was super sweet. As a queer person myself, I really love the idea of the twilight vampires being accepting of queer people. I hope I did this ask justice, and to any trans people who are worried about hormones or surgery I hope this is comforting to y’all. 
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comfort 
mtf!reader x jasper hale (fluff)
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summary: you’ve been nervous about your upcoming bottom surgery for a while now, so Jasper, the concerned lover he is, makes sure to comfort you and talk you through every detail.
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Jasper sat atop one of the trees, waiting for any trace of her to alert him. It was no surprise when he smelled her familiar scent before he could even see her. This secluded spot in the forest was where she always went when she was feeling nervous. Jasper looked down to see her, the beautiful girl he’d grown to love so quickly, walking back and forth quickly as she mumbled to herself. Jasper jumped out of the tree, and in an instant, he was next to her.
“You scared me,” she said breathlessly with a red tint covering her face. He could feel her embarrassment, but more than that he could feel her nervousness. 
“You seemed nervous, darlin’,” Jasper replied as he held one of her hands in his. “I wanted to check on you.”
“Don’t worry about it,” she said, brushing him off. “It’s nothing.”
“Seems like somethin’,” he said playfully, trying to lighten the mood. “You know you can tell me anything,” he said softly. She smiled at him and with shaky hands she brushed some of the hair away from his face. She let her hands fall back down to her sides, working up the courage to tell him what was really going on. Unbeknownst to her, Jasper was using his power in an attempt to make her feel calmer.
“I just need comfort, not advice. We don’t have to talk about it,” she assures him. 
“Sweetheart,” he says softly, his southern accent pouring out, “I can comfort you too, but clearly somethin’ has been botherin’ you for days. We need to talk about it or it won’t get any better,” he tells her as gently as possible, trying not to work her up.
“I’m just worried about my surgery,” she says with a sigh, causing Jasper’s eyes to widen in surprise. Soon, she’d be undergoing bottom surgery, and she was so excited about it, but now it was clearly causing her a lot of stress.
“I thought you wanted the surgery?” Jasper asked, looking into her eyes.
“I do,” she responded hurriedly, “it’s just this is a big operation, and something could go wrong, or I might not be happy with the results, or maybe you won’t be happy with the results and-”
“Darlin’, I will love you no matter what,” Jasper said, cutting her anxious rambling off. “It doesn’t matter if you get the surgery, if you don’t, or how it turns out. Despite how much I love your body,” he says lightheartedly, grabbing a hold of her waist, “that’s not why I stay with you. I stay with you for this,” he says, tapping her temple with his index finger. “You have the most beautiful mind I’ve ever encountered in my 160 years.”
“So things will be the same between us even after my surgery?” She asks hopefully.
“Not exactly,” Jasper says, causing her smile to fade. She gives him a concerned look and he quickly elaborates, “there might be some new things I’d like to try in the bedroom,” he says with a wink, causing her whole face to go red.
“Oh knock it off,” she says, playfully pushing his chest away with her hand, causing him to pretend to be shocked, except he can’t stop smiling at her. “You aren’t worried about me getting hurt?” she asks him. “It’s a serious surgery, what if I die?”
“I know for a fact no one has ever died during bottom surgery,” he comforts, leaning in closer to her. “And even if that somehow did happen, Carlisle and I would rush right over to the hospital and turn you. Even death can’t save you from me,” he tells her jokingly, but they both know that Jasper really would do that for her. “Besides, Carlisle has been a surgeon for like a million years, so that should be comforting,” he informs her. She laughs as she places her head on his chest.
“This is comforting,” she responds. 
“Perfect,” he responds, lightly kissing her on the top of the head after. She stays pressed up against his chest, and he begins to gently stroke her hair as they talk out some of the finer details of the surgery. Not only does he provide statistics about the surgery for logical comfort, but he also provides loving, emotional comfort. It’s clear Jasper won’t let anything bad happen to her. He’ll drive her to the hospital, hold her hand as she gets put under anesthesia, and as soon as the surgery is complete he’ll go back to her room and hold her hand while she wakes up. During the recovery process, he vows not to leave her side the entire time, even when she insists he doesn’t have to do that. She’s his whole world now and this surgery is just a small part of their story. Even if it’s scary, she can rest assured knowing nothing bad will happen to her. 
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1moreoffkeyanthem · 6 months
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It’s time for another Fic Rec List fellow humans!!!
And boy howdy do I have a LOT this time lmao. A good chunk of them are Kyle-centric, bc I, like my son Stan Marsh, have been fixated on that guy. Also there are multiple from the same authors bc I find something I like and read EVERYTHING by them.
There’s a range of pairings on this list too bc I’ll read pretty much anything (still mostly style they do be my favorite) so hopefully if u see ur favorite ship or an intriguing concept this’ll steer you to somethin u like!
Here ya go!
* (rem)ember by boxwinebaddie. Ok we all knew I was gonna start the list w this one bc I am OBSESSED!!! Style holy shit! Crimson Dawn! Mentally unstable law student Kyle! RAVEN!!! The friendships and group dynamics! Rm lives rent free in my head dude plsplspls check it out!
* Painted In Shrouds by courtanie. Y’all want some Kysterion? This is one of my favorites! And NOBODY does Kenny like this author seriously. We got espionage! We got organized crime! We got overworked cfo Kyle! We got working together to take down the bad guys! We got blood and injuries and falling in love!
* Swansong by OrcaTimes. Fair warning this made me ugly cry. No one writes Craig like OrcaTimes YALL the Cryle destroyed me and doctor Craig always slays!!! It’s a beautiful story about love and grief, just GORGEOUS!!!
* Collector by cement_shoes. WHOLESOME STYLE ONESHOT!!! Them over the years, taking care of each other, Kyle handling bugs for Stan when he’s scared of them, growing up together and the trials of being human, but with someone always on your side. This one is SO sweet and gorgeously written, and a quick read too.
* A Ballad Of True Hearts by luckypoppies. Dude we all know I’m feral about SOT Style and THIS RIGHT HERE EATS!!!!! The history, the betrayal, the FANTASY VIOLENCE AND THERES THIS FIGHT SO FAR THAT SLAYS SO HARD! Being falsely accused of treason and subsequently exiled, tasked with escorting your prince to safety, GOD you just FEEL for the boys in this (plus we got them taking care of each other like yes yes gimme that fantasy whump) the world building is AWESOME I love sot AU’s and how different authors come up w the lore!
* Behind The Wall by Jwink85. Alright this one STARTS OUT nice, and is such an accurate representation of manipulative abusive relationships. Damien man holy shit. There’s so much going on in this, and the STAN PLOT OMG (yes style I love them) Kyle and Stan reconciling, Ike is my DISTRUSTING KING, high school angst, Tweek and Kyle friendship, Kenny being an icon, and I’ve said before but I love when Kyle’s written as generally wanting to see the good in people but still fiery in his own right, this is (a lot of jwinks stuff really that’s why I like their works so much) a great example of that!
* Simply Expandable by Kivea. YO WHO ORDERED THE MOB AU!!! Dude we got private investigator Craig, rival gangs, supernatural elements and mystery, conspiracy, fucking MOB BOSS KYLE?!?!? Kyle’s a bamf in this holy shit and bodyguard Stan, (this is Cryle btw and it’s fantastic) former k2, twenny, underground fighting rings, some KICKASS gang fights and the true antagonists bro the reveal was SICK! And when I say it’s a The Gangs All Here fic, I mean EVERYONE it’s wild and such a fun read it had me on the edge of my seat!
* And The Lightning Cracks The Sky by PastorCraigEnjoyer. Yeah yeah it’s cringe to rec your own shit sue me. But like Druid prince Kyle, Smokejumper Stan, forest fires, little mermaid but in the northern rockies ass plot, OVERLY PERCEPTIVE KENNY, mutual pining, magic, my beloved injury recovery (I gotta fuck Stan up ok) (I’m the worst)(giving Kyle chronic pain who me never) falling in love and saving each other’s lives, EVIL Cartman, I LOVED WRITING THIS ONE SO FUCKING MUCH it’s truly my baby.
* A quiet place (where I can scream how I love you) by sleep2thefr33zing. Coming of age style!!! So much emotional tension dude the pining is so fucking good, the first chapter is Stan’s perspective and the second one is Kyle and it’s BEAUTIFULLY PAINFUL WHEN THEYRE BOTH DOWN BAD BUT THINK THE OTHER ISNT!!! I love them being there for each other through all the bullshit of growing up, how resonant their falling outs are, it’s just so incredibly gorgeous and you really feel their emotions along with them.
* Knives by SparrowGrim. Ok so kyman isn’t my cup of tea but I’m putting it on the list bc some people do like it and this is an OBJECTIVELY FANTASTIC STORY!!! Tbh I only clicked bc I saw that it was Kyle centric (and that injury tag what can I say I eat that shit up) but I was HOOKED! Dark urbania, gangs running the streets, THE CODE NAMES SLAY SO HARD, we also got creek bunny stendy dip, the character relations are all so cool and the plot is WILD! Also Butters Kenny Stan and Craig are so badass jesus. Not even a ship I like but I loved the story.
* Peering Through Windows by Jwink85. C’mon I gotta have another jwink on the list and this one is SO. FUCKING. GOOD. K2 has been one of my favorites lately and THIS!!! We got dark cryle (my beloved) but when I say dark I mean CRAIG IS SO DEPRAVED!!! Like dude. But the story is THRILLING and artist Kenny is so kickass, Stan is a dad I literally cried over that small detail lmfao and I love jwinks Kyles and their idealistic nature (also I’m a sucker for any artist character) this story broke my heart and mended it again it’s incredible.
* Hunger Pains by Bellweather. Ain’t nobody doin Stan like bellweather MY SWEET PRECIOUS BOY UGH!!! The style is so great omg. The main four dynamic in this is wonderful, them trying to help Kyle through his ED (damn I really do read a lot of shit where Kyle’s suffering huh) all the characters are so well fleshed out and IKE I LOVE IKE IN THIS! The chapters have individual content warnings which is a great touch. Craig having prophetic dreams! Kenny dying multiple times! Chaos! Teenage camaraderie! There’s plenty of humor to make up for the dark shit but it DOES get dark. The mystery element in the beginning is really cool too I definitely have read this one multiple times.
* Find Somebody by hypercatt. STYLE!!! Stan-centric and so so so good, I love a platonic stendy team up too. some of the senior class goes “missing” and WHEN I TELL YALL I WAS so nervous that I read it out of order to make sure everything turned out okay lmao seriously this one had me WRITHING! There’s a gorgeous analogy throughout of physical hurts as a metaphor for mental illness and healing that just SPOKE TO MY SOUL!!! And there are so many beautiful moments, especially near the end, and the message of opening up and not running from your problems is beautifully written. Another one that occupies my brain lmao.
* To Have And To Hold by courtanie. Yes this is another one where Craig is SERIOUSLY DEPRAVED but hear me out!!! The plot, like I would DIE to adapt this to the screen, you feel like you’re watching a dark kidnapping race against time when reading this. And THE K2 IN THIS HOLY FUCK!!! Another one of my favorite Kennys ever and it’s so frustrating for the reader and the characters because WE ALL KNOW WHO TOOK KYLE BUT THE COPS ARENT DOING SHIT! The ending is unbelievably satisfying and the rest of the gang teaming up is so awesome STAN AND KENNY GOING FERAL OVERPROTECTIVE I live for that. But god the shit Kyle is subjected to, but he doesn’t lose that fire (Kyle ily sry)
* When The World Shakes, Hold Me by Bellweather & Blinkxs. The world building in this is PHENOMENAL!!! Post apocalyptic stuff, survival, STYLE!!! Some serious dark themes tho this is a heartbreaking read like damn check the tags frfr but the writing is MAGNETIC!
* -South Park- Style Sickfic/ Injury Fic Requests by AlwaysInSTYLE. Alright alright we all know I love my style hurt comfort and this is a request book/ oneshot series that’s JUST Stan and Kyle taking care of each other and I LOVE IT. you’d think it would get old but it DOES NOT. they’re not repetitive at all, and really fun reads! If you check it out, tell her PCE sent you we’re homies.
* Rookie Mistakes by espyonz. I love me some stenny and BRUH STANSTERION!!! Long oneshot that had me hooked. We got gentle hearted detective Stan who truly wants to protect and serve and is out of place in a corrupt police department. KENNY AS MYSTERION we know I love that shit, and he’s so awesome in this!!! The team up of Kenny Stan and Wendy to find missing people and uncover the truth behind their disappearances is AMAZING. We got Wendy as the tech girl which is SO slay (plus she and Heidi are together asjdhdks) and Kenny is hilarious in this, like he’s such a little shit and I adore this adaptation of his superhero persona. This one dropped LAST NIGHT and I’m so glad I didn’t make a red list post until now bc THIS NEEDED TO BE ON IT!!!
* Seven Candles by courtanie. Yep another one I’m tellin u, one of the best Kenny writers out there. So uhh Kyle in a Very Bad Situation again, like some of it was really tough to read. BUT!!! We got a war between heaven and hell!!! KENNY AS A FUCKING ARCHANGEL ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!? (I live for courtanie’s overprotective kenny holy shit) this is legitimately my favorite Kenny interpretation IVE EVER READ HES SO FUCKING AWESOME!!! Plus we got satan being Done with Damien’s shit lmao and Kyle making friends with a hellhound which is fun. THE FINAL BATTLE WAS SO COOL TOO I LOST MY MIND!
* Why Remind Me by Kasen. One of the best style oneshots BRUH it’s so good with such a wholesome ending and the FEELINGS CONFESSIONS!!! The boys playing superhero, then later we got high school style and an accident that leads to a reminder of a kiss and UGH ITS SO CUTE!! Just- just read this one I love it sm.
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n3rdyslvt · 3 months
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What I like <3
I'm just gonna list kinks and things that i'm into (with explanations because i'm an overthinker and feel the need to explain my weirdness). I'll also list some of the things I do not like AT ALL.
I color coded it bc I ramble A LOTTT hopefully it’s easier to read now!!
Likes
pretty women (manifesting a pretty dom gf to ruin me currently)
pretty men (manifesting an adorable subby man for me to ruin RN)
Praise (literally the bare minimum praise will have me barking and kicking my feet)
Mirror sex (something about the idea of being forced to look in the mirror while a pretty girl edges me and praises me and gives me little kisses is soooooooo amazing)
Exhibitionism (i'm very awkward irl so idk why I like the thought of doing shit in public butttttt it just seems like fun lol)
Somno ( before you judge me, please understand that i'm just a girl lmao, but I like the idea of waking up to a dom or sub in between my legs with prior consent obviouslyyy)
Bondage (pleaseeee tie me up omg)
Spanking (I'm not a fan of like hardcore sadist shit with the knives and torture devices, but I mean being a brat is fun sometimes so i'm down for an attitude adjustment every once in a while)
Costumes ( I LOVEEEE the idea of wearing a cute lil costume or even just really nice lingerie and getting all pretty for a night of fun)
Home movies ( maybe it's because i'm a film nerd, but the idea of having a camera with a bunch of pictures and videos of us looking pretty and fucked out is so nice)
and I just discovered this last night because I saw a photo and was like RRRRR GRRRRR BARK WOOF WOOF ARGGGGHH, but women in boxers with the bulge from their strap prominent... just give me 5 minutes and a towel, i'll make magic happen.
High sex (bro I wanna take an edible with someone and turn into the neediest, touch deprived slut in existence )
monsters ( just let me expl- )
Dislikes
Scat ( ... )
Watersports ( I just can't do it, i'm sorry )
Torture shit and Sadism (I love a good soft dom that's realllll gentle and tender, i'd rather be good than be punished harshly sooooo i'm cool off of the crazy shit lmao)
Ageplay ( fuck no, I once had a man ask me to pretend to be NINE… I wanna vomit just thinking about it)
dd/lg ( while I do enjoy the princess treatment I don't really like the whole caregiver aspect. It kinda just feels like more ageplay bs)
Raceplay ( idk how I forgot to add this one, I’m a black woman so I don’t wanna be degraded or degrade someone bc of their race and I just don’t feel like someone getting off to the idea of me frolicking in cotton fields should be talking to me 💀)
Fauxcest ( I have a family that I love/tolerate very much and I just can’t imagine pretending to be related to someone and then fucking them… cause then your family and that’s odd, but if you like a good stepbro I got stuck in the dryer moment I won’t shame you lol)
and more, but I can't think rn
DNI vs INTERACT
TERFS and any other radical and offensive people THIS IS NOT A SAFE SPACE FOR Y'ALL
All of the horrible ists and phobes
Anybody that is pro genocide (as in everything happening in Palestine, Sudan, Congo, Yemen, and too many other countries doesn't fucking disgust you) please disrespectfully never interact with my content, find somethin safe to do
Oh and minors obviously this is not a safe space for y'all because it's 18+ so kindly pretend like this page doesn't exist to you
Men interactions:
Subs
Switches
Soft doms
Hard doms (y’all can like and reblog idrc but pls don’t message me on that type of timing bc I AM NOT a masochist, my feeling WILL be hurt lmao)
30+ or creepy
all women are perfectly welcome here <3 love y'all
oh and any trans or nonbinary or genderfluid people are also welcome!! this is a safe space for all the cool people :)
Feel free to message me!! I swear I don't bite lol
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thank so much to katie for tagging me! @safety-sam
no pressure tags: @myfriendtheghost @shutupdevvie @takenbythelightfantastic (apologies if you’ve been tagged before)
nickname: mal! my full name is mallorie but all my close friends and family call me mal
sign: pisces
height: 5’3”
last thing i googled: if lemon juice is flammable (i was trying to cure some firewood for termites)
song stuck in my head: she’s my baby by wings
number of followers: 59 (and i love all of you)
amount of sleep: eight hours unless i’m staying up doing schoolwork
dream job: film director or artist (anything in the creative field/arts really)
wearing: black athletic shorts and an orange t-shirt that says “together y’all”
books that summarize you: romancing mister bridgerton by julia quinn and dreaming the beatles by rob sheffield. i chose the first one because i just feel so connected to the female lead, and i chose the latter because it’s one man describing his love of the beatles, which i love but it really just reminds me of how deeply i love all media that’s important to me
fav song: somethin stupid by frank sinatra but it changes on a daily basis (dear yoko by john lennon is also a contender)
fav instrument: probably the guitar, piano, or clarinet (i played clarinet in middle/high school)
aesthetic: it changes, but it’s almost always vintage-inspired (normally somewhere between 50s and 80s fashion)
fav author: this is really hard bc i don’t typically read a lot of works by the same author, but a few that i do really enjoy are jane austen, grady hendrix, julia quinn, and stephen king
random fun fact: i couldn’t decide so i have two: i can’t ride a bike, and as a baby i ate so many carrots my skin turned orange
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honey whiskey chapter 12
omg,,,we got a grip! if it feels rushed,,,sorry i(vio) just wanted styla to show up bc legend n styla besties supremacy also, truth is going to play a big part in HW,, :]
relationships; styla & legend, truth & legend, four & legend, four & styla
ao3 link; x
Legend had searched Four’s eyes for hours while they’d talked.
He doesn’t understand. He doesn’t understand why he saw his uncle when he’d looked at Four’s eyes—that never usually happens, and Four is one of the few people Legend even makes eye contact with. It doesn’t feel awkward or uncomfortable when he looks at Four’s eyes, it feels…oddly familiar, but Legend doesn’t know why. He wishes he knew. “Hey, Vet? You gonna get that?” At first, Legend was confused, until he heard a knock at the door. Not just any knock, though. It wasn’t too cheerful—but it wasn’t resigned or reluctant, either. He knows who that knock belongs to, and maybe that’s weird. Maybe it’s weird for him to have memorised how other people knock, to be able to pinpoint who’s there just by their footsteps…but it makes Legend safe. With a sigh, Legend hopped up on his crutches and headed to the door, glancing out the door’s window to confirm who he thought it was. He was right. Opening the door, the prince cracked a smile. “Bit far from home, aren’t ya?” “She told me you were back.”Styla grinned, pulling the other into a hug. “Oh—it’s great to see you! But..you’re looking thinner than last time.” “I don’t exactly trust the cook we have. He might poison us.” “Ah.”Styla giggled, letting go and cupping his face in her hands. “Sty—” “You’ve got bags again.”She mumbled with a frown. “Your eyes are bloodshot. Did you even sleep last night?” “Sty. Please let go of my face.”Legend mumbled, physically glowing in embarrassment. ah, the curse of having the goddess’ blood.. “Oh, right! Zelda said you had people with you.”Styla nodded, letting go of his face. “I’m still going to worry.” “I know. It’s all y’all ever do now.”Legend sighed, letting her in. “Most of them are still asleep. Want some coffee or somethin? You came a long way.” “Ah, no. I’m not allowed any, it messes with…” “Oh. Right. Your heart—sorry, shouldn’t have offered.”Legend sighed. “Still. You came a long way..” “I’d travel even further if I had to. You disappeared with no explanation.” “...yeah. Yeah I—I know. I’m sorry.” “Stop apologising. You would’ve told one of us if you could’ve. I know you would’ve.” “Yeah but…still. I didn’t tell anyone.” “Because you couldn’t.”Styla reassured, frowning gently. “Don’t beat yourself up about it.” “...fine. Is it too early for alcohol?” “Since when were you a day drinker?” “Since the depression hit.”Legend winked, sighing when Styla just frowned. “It was a joke—Four that was funny, right?”He glanced into the kitchen. “I mean, I thought it was…but I’m not a very good judge.” “See, he gets it.” “His name’s…Four?” “More of a nickname, really.”Four hopped down from the counter, walking over and holding his hand out. “Hi. You’re Styla, I’m guessing.” Styla nodded, shaking his hand. “It’s…refreshing for you to introduce me normally. All the formalities are…” “Tiring?”Four snorted, blue eyes shining with amusement. “...yeah. Very tiring.”Styla sighed, then looked between Legend and Four. “Okay, he won’t tell me, so—Four, was it? Did Link sleep last night?” Legend sighed, opening his mouth to speak when Four cut in. “Not really. He slept for…an hour, maybe two at the most.” “Oh…did you have a nightmare again?” “It wasn’t a nightmare.”Legend huffed, crossing his arms. “That’s not what you told me, but I won’t tell her if you don’t want me to.” “She worries even when there’s nothing to worry about. She doesn’t need to know.” “I’m right here.”Styla frowned. “Link, if there’s something bothering you—” “Sty. I’m fine. It’s nothing new.”Legend sighed, glancing at her. “Please stop worryin ‘bout me.” “You know I can’t do that.”She sighed softly. “Just…when you say it’s nothing new, do you mean?—” “No.”Legend cut her off. “It’s…different. From that one, I mean.” “Oh?” “It’s…it’s not as bad as the one about her. Or, well, it is, because I think it’s one of those prophetic dreams again.” “Oh..”Styla frowned. Legend shrugged. “Yea. But it’s whatever.” “Well…it sounds like you have people to talk to when you have them, so I suppose I shouldn’t worry too much. Have you been eating enough? Drinking enough?” “Oh for the love of—yes, Styla.”Legend sighed, glancing to the side when she’d started asking Four questions about Legend’s wellbeing, and catching Truth signing something. Upon closer inspection, it was a question—“Is she always like this?” Legend nodded. “You should tell her to leave.” Truth insisted, seeming annoyed when Legend raised a brow. “You need to. It’s important.” ‘What is?’ Legend had signed back. “A new portal opened…but..it isn’t like normal. It’s been opened with shadow magic. This is bad, do you get that?”
‘Yes’, he had signed in response. Of course Legend understands.
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majicmarker · 2 years
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oh heeeeeeeeeeey 🌞 💖 💌 🧐 🏆
oh haaaaiiiiii 🥰🥰
🌞 do you have a preferred time of day to write?
listen. time isn’t real, whenever i get the Urge To Write i wring that baby dry with no regard to my REM cycle or other basic human needs (like breakfast pizza — that is to say, regular frozen pizza i just happen to eat for breakfast — or just, food in general) whatsoever.
💖 what made you start writing?
boooooring answer but, i’ve always wanted to write, have always been writing, it lives inside of me burrowed down deep in my bones the same way i burrow into my admittedly-too-many blankets.
the way i’ve approached my writing + my ambitions for it has certainly evolved, gone through some bumps and bruises along the way — which is quite a long story, really, save it for my memoirs — but i’ve never wanted to not do it. so i just do it, for i am a woman of principles and the principle is life is hell, do whatever u want.
💌 how do you feel about comments and feedback?
give ‘em to me, the more detailed and unhinged the better. i don’t always reply to every comment — tho i certainly do if something needs explained or someone needs reassurance (the number of times i tell y’all you literally never have to worry bc i am but a marshmallow, and my fics are just mini marshmallow pieces of myself, but i’ll keep telling you, no problem) — but i love ‘em all.
(all being everything that’s not like, criticism, because show me where i asked.)
(read: i did not ask. literally none of us ask for that, get outta here with that shit.)
🧐 do you spend much time researching for your stories?
mmmmm not really? smtimes i need to pop a li’l some-somethin into google, but i tend to keep my plotlines simple, so there’s not really a need to research. (i did momentarily consider setting the sex shop au in the canonical timeframe, but i didn’t want to research ‘80s sex toys/shops when my personal experience working at the store was already ready and rarin’ to go.)
the most time i’ll spend on anything is a title, if i don’t have one immediately in mind — and i usually have one ready to go, bc most of my fics are inspired by a song or a lyric, but there have been a few times i’ve spent daaaaaays waffling between songs and lyrics, repeatedly googling them to decide which sounds and works best for the fic in question. it’s maddening, i don’t think i’d survive any more intensive research than that.
🏆 what’s your most popular fic?
nooooo idea, tbh. it’s probably something on my ffnet but you could not pay me to access that again, actually i think my password was compromised so that profile belongs to the bots now i suppose. alas, and all that.
anyway, it’s hard to say, i think, because you have to calculate hits and comments and kudos and subscriptions and hoo boy, i am not invested in notions of popularity enough (or at all) to do anything resembling math — tho, sure, i’d be willing to bet that the fake dating au will take the cake on my most popular fic, esp by the time it’s complete.
ultimately, though, numbers aren’t something i bother to worry about unless i’m already having a self-esteem crisis. really zaps the fun — and, more pointedly, the reason i write in the first place — out of it for me.
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husbandomail · 2 years
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so I’ve been thinking, like? this is probably just me putting pressure on myself again as always, but like,,, with this blog I do feel pressured to just write write write and not be a person here, bc I know you’re here for the writing and anime boys, not the girl behind the screen
but I’d love to get chatty here again and really interact with y’all on maybe a more personal level? just us all chillin together like this place is some big sleepover or somethin? I’d love to hear about your days or your thoughts or answer any random questions you have and all that
ofc if y’all don’t want things to change that’s perfectly fine too lmao, I’m just here to provide a service ahaha. I was just thinkin, is all
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amaltheatarot · 8 months
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All sign reads quick to the point messages. If y’all want some clarity on these messages hmu and I’ll try my best to help you out! Thank you to everyone who has liked my posts I appreciate you all so much💜💜💜💜
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Aries ♈️ : DEATH, KNIGHT OF WANDS REVERSED. You need to release some situation that you thought was gonna progress but hasn’t. They’re not worth it yes I’m talking about that air or fire sign on your mind. That’s all I’m gonna say bc that’s all you need to hear.
Taurus ♉️ : WORLD REVERSED, THREE OF WANDS REVERSED, definitely more delays and disappointments you may even be having discomfort within a friend group. There’s a cycle ready to be completed here but are you gonna complete it or keep holding on? Because I think you’re HOLDING ON TO SOME BULLSHIT
Gemini ♊️ : EIGHT OF PENTACLES, SIX OF PENTACLES REVERSED, okay first of all if you’re dealing with a person there’s no equal give and take within this relationship I’m sorry to be the bitch to tell you but it’s true bookie. The bright side is I see another person trynna come through with a stable foundation to grow a relationship or a possible family AYE FINALLY NOT SOMETHIN DEPRESSING!
Cancer ♋️ : EMPEROR, SEVEN OF CUPS, damn cancer you’ve been looking good as hell to some people I think you’re the new favorite flavor people are starting to notice. Maybe you should make some moves, be bold for a chnage! Try and stay as balanced as possible and use your intuition; it will tell you when to cut bitches off or keep them in your life.
Leo ♌️ : Okay Leo now why do you have the Lovers upright and the Two of cups reversed. Are these two different people? Maybe. You may have to make a decision about someone is what I’m getting but lemme clarify if this is one person or two different people. This is ONE PERSON WHAT? Okay I guess this person is indecisive I guess bc wtf. Idek what to think of this tbh I guess it could go either way?
Virgo ♍️ : SIX OF WANDS AND PAGE OF SWORDS REVERSED. Somebody is stalking you and maybe talkin some shit OOOOOP but the talkin shit is maybe talking about someone within a group of people maybe an outsider telling your person some lies about you. But with the six of wands I don’t think your person cares I see y’all as a power couple honestly, someone who matches your energy. If this hasn’t happened yet you’re about to feel some victory.
Libra ♎️ : THE CHARIOT AND ACE OF WANDS REVERSED. Contradicting ass bitch is what I smell in the air. Some bitch wants to race towards you but they stop themselves wtf??? I think they’re scared because you intimidate them Libra. But maybe this is you being hesitant towards a person. I say you should give them a chance and see what happens but ONE WRONG MOVE YOU CUT THAT BITCH OFF.
Scorpio ♏️ : QUEEN OF WANDS AND PAGE OF WANDS REVERSED. Okay this unreliable ass earth or fire sign can kiss my ass. This is a CHILD LITERALLY A CHILD and no one likes babysitting when it comes to love. I also feel like they make you feel unworthy which pisses me off bc you’re a QUEEN and they’re a PAGE. Make it make sense, you need to cut this bitch off asap.
Sagittarius ♐️ : EIGHT OF SWORDS UPRIGHT AND KNIGHT OF PENTACLES REVERSED, I think you’re feeling trapped as hell in a relationship. I think you’re scared to walk away maybe bc this person has scared you into submission. I honestly think you need to leave this person but before you do confront their ass and call them out on their bullshit. You deserve respect and the truth.
Capricorn ♑️ : FIVE OF CUPS UPRIGHT AND NINE OF CUPS REVERSED. I feel like you’re feeling a lot of grief and disappointment from a situation a wish that you really wanted to happen turned out to be someone that it’s not. I’m sorry Capricorn but I think you’ve been dealing with an arrogant ass bitch that doesn’t deserve your time. Allow yourself to grieve, there’s always hope remember this.
Aquarius ♒️ : KNIGHT OF WANDS REVERSED. THREE OF WANDS. Okay okay okay you’ve maybe met someone recently through a group of friends or you’re going to. MOVE YOUR ASS AND PUT YOURSELF OUT THERE. I see some travels maybe coming up but let’s talk about the elephant in the room. Why do you doubt yourself? Just because there’s bumps in the road sometimes doesn’t mean that the road isn’t drivable. If you’re dealing with delays these are happening for a reason.
Pisces ♓️ : THE SUN REVERSED. FOUR IF SWORDS REVERSED. Sometimes it’s a hard thing to deal with when things are changing and shifting. I think you’ve been struggling with pessimism and confusion but it’s okay everything will happen when it needs to happen. I also see that you make someone restless, someone thinks about you hella at night. I think this person is a slow mover but I think they have alright intentions. I say give them a chance!
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bunnys-babies · 2 years
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Yuuta Relationship HC’s
headcannons
Yuuta Okkotsu x gn!reader
warning(s): none!
a/n: ty @alert-arlert for forever filling the Yuuta shaped hole in my heart and indulging with me about any & everything Yuuta <3 hope y’all enjoy bc it’s bc of them! (and you anon ehehehe) that I made this small thing :3
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So soft, emotionally and physically (squishy chest)
If you say anything mildly shady or concerning, he’s side eyeing - he’s so good at it too
He’ll be driving the pair of you somewhere and you’ll make a comment about anything and he’s doing 👀 to see your face so he knows how he should be reacting
He prefers FaceTime or video call over regular calls any day, he never lets you know when he’s gonna call though so your phone will just start ringing and you know it’s either Yuuta or a scam
It’s mainly because he reads faces better than voice inflection, but also he gets so giddy when you answer the phone and it’s just a pixelated you <3
You could have the screen beneath your face while you snack, or while you’re typing away on your computer, and he’s smiling like an idiot cause he thinks you’re SO cute
Has resting bitch face
Maybe not so bitchy, but he just constantly looks annoyed
This goes for even when you’re talking to him, you’ll say something funny and he’ll bust out smiling and laughing and just go straight back to straight faced Yuuta
It was a little weird at first, but you’ve gotten used to it and learned it means nothing - it’s just his face
He gets the hiccups after every time he drinks a bubbly drink, and after every meal & snack
He gets viscerally angry about them too
*hiccup* oh my fuckin- *hiccup* god!
Maybe it’s because he eats every meal like it’s his last and chugs drinks like nobody’s business but who knowssss
His skill is not needing to drink while he eats, he waits until after his meal and will drink half of his water bottle or most of whatever drink he has
On the topic of this, he also always finishes his food before you
Never makes you feel rushed though, finishes his food and just chills with you like a sweetheart not thinking anything of it (he does have a habit of taking little bites of whatever you’re eating though, so be prepared to deal with his fingers coming onto your plate absentmindedly to steal some bites)
He’s got a big ol oral fixation - he’s constantly snacking on somethin if you guys are watching TV, and he used to chew on the ends of his pencils pretty bad until he started chewing gum instead in high school
So now he’s always strapped with packs of gum - his favorite is the super minty cube shaped ones
He has no problem ever sharing with you either!
Except one time he just asked if you wanted some and you made a joke about some “oh what does my breath stink?” And he about combusted
When you laughed he was fed UP with you
He’ll do pretty much anything for you regardless but sometimes he likes to act like he has a price - which is just a kiss or a head scratch
He doesn’t buy clothes for himself often, which means all his more over sized shirts and crewnecks from his late teens are more… fitting now that’s he filled out and gotten a bit taller (credit to ryn for the imagery of 5’11 dorito shaped Yuuta🤤)
He hasn’t noticed either since he’s never been too worried about his appearance, just enough to be put together
It wasn’t until he found an old t-shirt in the back of his closet that he really liked, and when he put it on it fit like a midi tee 😭
His lockscreen is a picture of you two and he changes it at whim
But his home screen is just ~you
At first he liked taking pics of you more than taking them with you but he likes how you two look together in pics, and how big you always smile when he’s standing next to you or just in the pic
It makes his heart swell a little and reminds him how much you love him
Words of affirmation are definitely his love language, tell him he’s cute or how much you love him and he’s putty in your hands
Even a goodnight or good morning ily text can make his day better
Has a weak ass stomach and can’t drink coffee </3 he wants to SO BAD cause he thinks it smells so good
Tea is his replacement (he believes in warm tea supremacy)
He likes getting drunk and doing puzzles, not a big drinker but if he’s gonna drink you better have something for him to be busy with
Just sits down and is focused on the puzzle until it’s done
Maki is y’all’s biggest supporter
When she found out Yuuta bagged a cutie like you she just about lost her mind
She’s constantly asking him about you cause she LOWKEY wants to be your friend so bad </3
She does a really good job of making sure you’re involved and feel welcome the first time, and every time, you hang out with his friends
MOVING ON FROM MAKI LMAO
He likes to wear sleep masks to bed sometimes - but he’s not at all picky about what they look like or say
So he’ll pick up a random one from the store and you look over as he’s saying goodnight and pulling it down onto his face just to read “gettin’ that beauty sleep!” in some cursive font on top of leopard print 😭
His hugs are the BEST hugs
They’re the kind that linger long after the initial embrace is “done”
He’s pulling back but his arms are still loosely wrapped around you as you talk, or they slide up your body to dance his fingers along your neck or cup your face
He’s so so affectionate once he’s comfortable with you
Has stunning eye contact when he’s listening to you speak, like at the very least his eyes are always on your face
But when he talks to you he’s constantly looking around and gets super animated with his hands
He loves playing video games, especially if you do too, but he’s so bad at them :/
If you guys play the same game he’s walking up to you and handing you the controller like babe can you beat this boss for me pls :/
He LOVES playing horror games with his pals (n you if you’d like to) - but he’s a screamer and gets so scared, but he thinks it’s sm fun!
He always yells and then giggles like whoa that was scary
If you wake up before him and don’t get him up, he gets grumpy like how long have you been up before me >:(?
Has chronic FOMO LMAOOOO
Loves when you send him random pics of yourself or random updates throughout your day, even if he can’t always reply if he were busy or smth he just likes seeing a notif from you <3
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panpan-pandemonium · 2 years
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mmmmm
real switch up from my other posts but i’m reverting back into my tmnt phase 🤭
woe is me
anyways these are some carpool tmnt (mainly 2003) headcanons that i randomly thought of
enjoy ❤️
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• at some point, you’ll all just have a midnight van carpool ride through the empty streets of ny
• it takes a good bit of convincing from each turtle
• but holy shit it’s fun once you decide to carpool with them
• they all have their each individual playlist
• nobody tells him but mikey’s playlist goes hard
• raph loves freddie dredd
• no shut up he does
• this mf can rap for days
• EVERYBODY SAY SOMETHIN JUST KEEP IT GOIN- yeah you get the point
• leo & donnie don’t really do much to stop the noise but they go hard
• any cars or trucks that pass by a bouncing van filled with 1 person and 4 mutant turtles doesn’t really do anything
• just another night in ny
• raph & mikey would briefly teach you how to rap so that they weren’t the only turtles doing it
• i mean leo can kind of rap but raph pressures you into letting him teach you
• mikey’s his assistant
• think of it as a tutorial
• mikey likes to use doja cats music as a helpful little guide in rap
• at some point raph will coax you into duetting with him (cough)
• leo has completely opposite taste
• while mikey and raph argue over who gets to play their playlist he’ll start playing his
• he’s a band kind of turtle (i like to think of lovejoy)
• but interpret that as you like
• y’alls hype eventually gets to a point where it’s just all of you yelling lyrics of your favorite song, freaking tf out over rap battles, literally shaking the van like jfc
• donnie doesn’t play his playlist bc he just listens to piano music to focus on his works he knows he would get flamed on the spot if he even thought of showing his playlist
• please just let him drive
• there will be a point where mikey has to do tiktok dances and no, there isn’t any negotiating
• you have to watch mikey do the renegade bc a random 11 year old was filming themselves in the middle of an alleyway and that was a major influence
• when the music dies down you’ll be reciting vines, there isn’t a say in this either
• mikey loves patrick william charlton vines, raph likes kenny knox and dope island, donnie with bo burnham vines, and leo,,
• leo never really got into vine but he will constantly, constantly recite this
• and because it’s like, 2 am, you’re all hysterically laughing at dumbass vines and trying to not crash the van
• mikey can, and always will, fall asleep first in the van
• at that point you all call it a night bc if mikey’s tired, you’re all going to have to hit the hay sooner or later
• it always turns out with the 4 of you laughing like giddy school girls at vine comps until 5 am with mikey waking up at certain points
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sonianvmd · 3 years
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thh characters with a crush on you
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warnings: none, maybe some swearing but otherwise nothing major
oH and mentions of murder and death but this is danganronpa so im going to assume u expected as much
a/n: so we kickin this blog off with a bang, writing for LITERALLY THE ENTIRE TRIGGER HAPPY HAVOC CAST LMFAOAOAOAO (excluding hifumi, yasuhiro, and the two despairs doe bc i’ve already made that clear)
also some character’s sections are shorter than others im sorry i just couldnt think of as many bullet points for them *tiktok cry emoji*
edit: I FORGOT CELSESTE FU K SORRY
spoilers under the cut!!
★ 彡 ★ ミ ★ 彡 ★ ミ ★
makoto naegi
when he realizes he likes you, he doesn’t necessarily panic or anything, but he does get nervous
nervous around you, that is
y’all saw how he was with sayaka
if he says anything that might sound intimate then he’ll immediately rephrase it or reassure he didn’t mean anything by it
he really only does have good intentions but his wording just kinda flops sometimes
he appreciates how you listen to him and value what he says
you don't make him feel dumb or inferior compared to a bunch of ultimates with actual talents
he’ll muster up the courage to tell you eventually
let’s hope his luck comes through 😁
byakuya togami
now when THIS man realizes he likes you, he a bitch nigga bout it 😐
he can't believe he fell for a common plebeian such as you
but it was hard not to
the way you preferred to get to the point
the way you were aware of your situation and didn't sugarcoat how you felt about it, although you certainly were nicer with it than him
he's ruthless
anyways
you knew your priorities and spent no time trying to use your resources
he noticed how much you had in common; in you, he saw himself
and we all know how this mf feels about himself 😐
he’ll be quick to defend you in class trials
he won’t realize he’s doing it but he just subconsciously protects you
but just because he doesn't notice it, don't mean the rest of the class brushes past it as well
yeah they on his ass LMFAOO
kyoko kirigiri
kyoko is very good at keeping her composure so she won’t be very obvious
she’ll probably just hang around you more
she’ll also defend you in class trials, calmly
“oh, it couldn’t have been [name]. i remember seeing them in their dorm around the time the murder took place.”
hifumi probably finna say some dumb shit like “aye what was you doin in their dorm doe” but anyways
she finds you respectable
if you have anything to contribute, she’ll let you take the floor
when she tells you, she’s very composed, but also very indirect LMFAO
she’s not too sure on how to express her interest in you but maybe she’ll go about it like “well, [name], now we’ve made it here, would you like to step back into the world with me?” or somethin else along those lines idk
take her hand
pls
toko fukawa
y’all know her whole “master togami” shtick
yeah so 😁😁😁😁
no but fr, toko ofc still has her borderline stalkerish 🧍🏾‍♀️ tendencies
she’ll often find herself staring at you, either in the library or in the morning meetings everyday at breakfast
but she isn’t as straight forward as she is with byakuya
i actually think she’d be mad shy and non confrontational
the whole thing she kept up with him ? yeah, never again
if you approach her first then she’ll be able to get a few words out but for most of the conversation, she’ll just nervously play with her braids
you’ll most likely put two and two together
unless ur a makoto kinnie bc then you’ll have to wait till someone else puts it in place for u but anyways
if you decide to approach her about it, you’ll kinda be backing her into a corner bc she’s just bad at deflecting things lmao
she’ll eventually confess (begrudgingly but hey i mean its better than nothing)
expect much stuttering and a gesture like giving you a small gift
and not to be that writer that uses japanese terms in english writing but toko seems like a tsundere but not really if that makes sense?? so she’d probably shove it in your hands and if you try to say something then she’ll just try to play it off as not a big deal lol
calls u a baka 😍😍
aoi asahina
i know y’all all see how she is with sakura
yeah.
aoi is the kind of person who’d like to spend time with their crush rather than shy away from them
she values you and your friendship very much
bring her donuts
just trust me bring her donuts
she doesn’t really realize she’s into you like that for a while but believe me, she is, the whole time
and yeah i think she’d be nervous to tell you bc that’s just natural but ultimately she’d be cool about it
uh oh looks like we goin for a swim
sakura ogami
similar to kyoko, she’s very calm
despite her big and bad appearance, she really is a sweet girl
she cares for you and your well-being very much
will indeed go on x games mode for you
the way she tells you is very sincere and well spoken
kith her
naow
im sorry this is like the shortest one i couldn’t think of much for her 😔😔
leon kuwata
flirtatious ass mf
and he’s lightskin
so this just cannot go well
y’all know that bit where it’s like the guy yawns and stretches his arms up and then wraps one around your shoulder
yeah that’s literally him LMFAOO
he’s very confident
he was fairly well known with the ladies at his old school so you know he’s rhockin wit it ‼️
but
you feel.. different than usual ??
those girls were just lil flings n dates bc he was nice enough to accept their confessions and it boosted his ego anyway so it was a win win
but you
he was genuinely interested in you since he had saw you the first time
he didn’t just acknowledge your appearance
he learnt about your personality and your hobbies and what you liked and such, and he really cared and wanted to hear you talk about it all
he felt the need to really make an effort to show you how much he respected and had affections for you
he doesn't tell you in a grand way
probably just asks you out to a movie or somethin
he's chillin
mondo owada
you know
for being the biggest, baddest, most respected biker gang leader
or just for being in a biker gang period
mondo’s a huge softie lol
yeah he gets violent but he’s a sweet guy who cares about and is loyal to his friends
so mfs need to be nice to you
or they gettin whooped
when he decides it’s time to tell you how he feels, he thinks over his words and he’s all confident there’s no way you’d reject him but then he sees you in the halls and goes 🧍🏾 LMFAOOO
he’ll push through but it’s like he’ll walk up to you and look away from you because he refuses eye contact and just go
“so y/n, would you wanna.. tch.. come to a drive-in movie with me or somethin’?... dumbass.”
real smooth mondo i think you got em good job
please tease him LMFAOO it’d be so funny
he’d probably yell but you can tell he’s not mad so you just keep going with it
but once you’re done tormenting him, you do agree to the movie, don’t worry 🙏🏾
also mondo would call his s/o doll
that is all
chihiro fujisaki
my fav dude in a dress <3
chihiro would be quite shy, but that’s just how he is tbh so no surprise there
he’s very kind so he’d check up on you often just to see how you are
he cares about you v much
the way he confesses is one that consists of a red face as he offers you a box of candy or something similar
and he’d feel honored that you reciprocate his feelings
he’d be very scared to tell you his secret but once he does, he’s delighted to hear it doesn’t make any difference to you
he doesn’t know how he got so lucky with you
not only because woooo they like me back but also because you like him despite,, well everything about him LMFAOO
sweet lil boy
i’d feel like he’d talk about you to alter ego a lot
and when u meet the program for the first time, he’s like “oh! you must be [name]! master’s told me all about you :)”
sobbing i miss him
kiyotaka ishimaru
okay here’s the thing
if taka were to like someone
i can’t tell whether he’d be more strict because he doesn’t want them to get in trouble (and also so it would hopefully divert any suspicion that he DOES like you since he treats you the same as everyone else, only more)
or if he’d hold back more because he favors them LMFAOO
so imma write a lil bit for both
in the case that he was even stricter:
he’d prefer to be around you because he believes the best way he can make sure you stay out of trouble is to make sure you don’t get into any in the first place
of course it’s impossible to monitor you every second of every day but he does his best to make sure you’re doing well
if he sees you do anything out of line, he’s shutting that shit down IMMEDIATELY
but in the case he let up:
he’d still lecture you but noticeably less than the other students
if your feet were resting on top of a desk, he’d ask you to move them and then leave you alone rather than yell at you and forcibly move them himself
if you notice his behavior towards you in comparison to the other students do not tease him about it he will go as red as his eyes /hj
either way he’s confessing to you with a polite but exaggerated bow while holding out a well thought out letter with both hands
sayaka maizono
she will tell you
idk why but i feel like she’d be straight up lol
she’d make sure she’s sincere
she is the ultimate pop idol and all so she wants to make sure you know that she really does like you and isn’t playing a sick joke on you or anything
ok bc
while i do think she’d tell you
i’d feel like she’d be a little indirect just to see how you feel
like she’d give you a free ticket to one of her upcoming concerts with a kind smile
and naturally, you're like :o
and of course you come to support her
and seeing you smile at her from the crowd and cheer her on was the encouragement she needed to push her to ask you out
for real this time
she asks if you wanna come to a concert with her and ur like “oh yeah i love ur shows!!” bc ur dumb and then she’s like “no i mean.. for another artist” and eventually it hits you that she’s asking you out and ur like “oH YEAH YEAH SURE THAT SOUNDS GREAT YEAH OK” LMFAOO
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i really hope that this is good LMFAOO this is my first time writing for dr so 😃👍🏾
fun fact i finished toko’s section first and taka’s last 😁😁
and i’d like to thank @mius-imagination @bloodygir n the rest of the discord for helping me figure some of these characters out *simultaneously whips and nae naes*
bye ive been working on this for like weeks this took forever
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edit: here’s a deleted section bc i kept blanking for this character 😍
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tf2fansderogatory · 2 years
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assuming we’re in a sort of modern au of tf2, this is what I think the mercs’ texting styles would be (lmk y’all’s opinions, I’m curious)
Scout
Has auto-capitalization turned off
Only uses punctuation to indicate the end of a sentence or “ ,, “
Acronyms are common, occasionally uses emojis, rarely uses tone indicators
Soldier
Uses proper capitalization and basic punctuation
Uses a few basic acronyms like bc, w/, lol, rn
Doesn’t use emojis
Doesn’t know what tone indicators are but if he thinks the emotion behind a message might be misunderstood he adds “and I mean that in a (joking, serious, etc) way” at the end. Scout’s trying to teach him all the diff tone indicators so he can use them
Pyro
Doesn’t capitalize on their own, but doesn’t care enough to turn off auto-capitalization so it’s just whatever the program decides
Proper punctuation but in a way that still feels casual
Uses a fair amount of acronyms n abbreviations and uses tone indicators
Prefers emoticons, but isn’t opposed to emojis
Demo
Has auto-capitalization turned off but capitalizes I/I’d/I’m/etc and names, also does This Type Of Thing
Uses basic punctuation and a fair amount of acronyms
Doesn’t really use emoticons or emojis, but if he does it’s just whatever works best
Uses tone indicators
Heavy
Uses proper capitalization and punctuation
Knows what most basic acronyms mean but doesn’t use them himself, and beyond those basic ones he has to ask what they mean
Understand how emojis are used and what they mean but doesn’t use them himself
Occasionally uses tone indicators, he’s still working on knowing all (or at least most) of them
Engie
Proper capitalization and basic punctuation
Next to no acronyms or emojis, his texting generally feels casual but leaning slightly to formal
Still uses tone indicators tho
Medic
Is usually in the middle of some procedure or paperwork so he’ll just tell Alexa what to say
When he types on his own, there’s no capitalization (turned off auto) unless it’s for a scientific name or somethin
Basic punctuation and uses basic acronyms
Very fast typer and has autocorrect turned off so LOTS of typos
No emojis or tone indicators
Sniper
Has auto-capitalization off but still capitalizes names
Uses basic punctuation and acronyms
Occasionally uses emoticons
Uses tone indicators
Spy
Proper capitalization, perfect grammar and punctuation and spelling
No emojis, abbreviations, or tone indicators
Types like he’s writing an essay or a formal letter
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some thoughts on what living with bakugou would be like:
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-he’s weirdly organized. like he remembers where he put everything every time so if ur ever looking for something, most times he’ll just find it for u and it takes like .2 seconds
-will cook meals a large majority of the time, but if u bake sweets he’s an absolue sucker for them.
-if you’re like reALLY allergic to a certain type of bug or plant,, man’s got his eyes pEELED whenever y’all go somewhere together. like lets say, for example, ur allergic to bees. bakugou is blowing bees up left and right and u look at him and ur “no!! stop!!! bees are endangered!!” ,, he looks u dead in the face, like ur stupid or something and says “yeah. because of me. i’m gonna kill all of them.”
- if u have to get in an argument with somebody over the phone, he wants to hear it. like he’ll ask u to put the phone on speaker and he’ll just make mocking, bitchy faces while the other person is speaking. like,, he lets u fight ur own battles, but he wants to be there bullying the other person mercilessly in the background.
-if he doesnt like a song ur playing, he’ll just skip it. won’t ask, wont look at u, he’ll just skip it. borderline dick move tbh
-gets grumpy if u don’t follow his nightly routine on time, but also wont go to sleep without u. like he’ll just stay up and crab at u until u go to bed with him
-likes when u brush his hair for him. like u’ll be brushing yours, totally by urself fine, and he’ll just look at u and clear his throat until u roll ur eyes and beckon him over
-if u get like a bag of junk food or something,, do nOt leave that shit out, bakugou will finish it 10/10 times. he’ll finish it but then look at u and “why the fuck would u even bring that shit in here, huh? u tryin’ to get me out of shape or somethin?” ,, and u look at him like “idk man maybe just dont eat it then.” ,,, the glARE he gives u in response is muRDEROUS //pls this is quite literally the only area he lacks self control dont remind him\\
-has absolutely no regard for neighbors. he yells a lot and if y’all get noise complaints he just glares and 😡💥at the neighbor until they get scared and leave
-he thinks it’s funny to just subtly move things from time to time. like, for example, lets say plates. ,,, so like, u always keep plates on the left side of a certain cabinet, right?? but if he’s putting dishes away and feeling particularly petulant that day, he’ll just put away the plates on the right side instead. man’s then proceeds to smirk and laugh at u every time u open the wrong side of the cabinent from then on with a “jeez, u rlly are a moron, huh? they’re on the right side, remember?” god he’s annoying
-genuinely enjoys going grocery shopping by himself. like idk he just thinks it’s his quiet, personal time, u kno?? and he enjoys doing super-intense meal prep for the week anyways so he’s gotta make sure he gets the right ingredients
-u just hear muffled screaming from time to time. like u’ll be in the kitchen eating breakfast totally calm, and he’s making the bed and all the sudden just a “jesus fucking christ, swear to fuck im gonna blow up this stupid fuckin’ fitted sheet!” (which honestly??? valid. fuck fitted sheets.)
-if he doesn’t want to hang out with the bakusquad but they’re forcing him he’ll text u something like “I love you.” and then ofc ur like “i love u too. but also, u never just say that to me normally?? is something wrong?” and then total radio silence from him for like 20 mins and u get super worried,, and then he just sends u a video of mina or denki being loud with a “Can you get sick or something? I want to come home.” ,, i- 🧍
- isnt going to want a pet,, but if u have, like, a dog already when u move in with him, then it’s going to become bakugou’s dog. if he’s going to have to have a dog than he’s gonna make sure it likes him more than u
-hates doing laundry. will volunteer to do dishes instead 11/10 times
-he doesn’t sing in the shower but 100% plays the drums on the walls or his own stomach fight me on this
-he hates the smell of nail polish/nail polish remover. so if ur painting ur nails he’ll just walk in the room and walk directly out,, quickest way to get alone time
-speaking of alone time- say bye. u’ll get none of it,,, it’s not that he’s constantly on top of u or like talking to u, he just always sorta ends up in whatever room u are. like a cat, pretty much. like he won’t say anything, but if u get up to do something, he gets up and chooses to move his lounging to somewhere nearby
-he likes to scare the shit out of u. just like, rlly juvenile stuff like hiding around corners just to jump out at u. will just stand there and laugh when u scream, and will never, never apologize
-he gets weirdly worked up about hair?? just hates it, thinks it’s disgusting if he sees a stray hair anywhere. even if its his own. like yes it’s gross ig, but he gets so 🤮 about it
-he does house chores unecessarily loudly. like, u watch him and it seems like he’s doing everything totally normally,, but jesus christ why is it so loud
-gets bitchy around christmas if u decorate without him. he will complain the eNTIRE time if he does have to decorate, but will throw an even bigger fit if u dare to do it without him
-he gets mad if people drive too fast in ur neighborhood/ past ur apartment complex. like, y’all have 0 (zero!) kids, but he’s still up at the window like “Slow the fuck down, asshole! Why the hell doesn’t anyone have any common fuckin’ sense around here? That’s dangerous, you piece of shit!”
-if u sing around the house a lot, it’s the only habit of urs he’ll have absolutely nothing to say about. like it doesn’t even matter if ur a good singer or not, he just likes when he can hear u in the house even if ur not in the same room. he finds it comforting
-bakugou hates having people over to ur place. he thinks of it like his calm-space/safe-haven and it rlly pisses him off when people are there
-on the rare days he doesn’t have to work at all and stays home, mans is a total baby. he just refuses to get up for anything other than bathroom or meals and even then goes straight back to bed. he takes basically a 24 hr nap and expects u to do the same with him he’s so dramatic pls
-will make snarky comments about reality tv shows with u. just the bitchiest shit possible bc he enjoys trash talking as an art form, and absolutely does not care who it’s about
-likes to watch u do skincare stuff. he won’t ask questions and will be borderline offended if u offer some to him, but he just likes to watch u do it. man’s thinks of it as like his personal asmr
-hates online shopping. (pls i have absolutely no explanation for this one i just know its true)
-he has a lot of pride in his house so it’s actually rlly well decorated. like, he would never consent to living somewhere busted, lmaooo, so if u dont kno how to decorate he’ll figure it out for the both of u
-u can always tell if he’s falling asleep bc he constantly does that weird full-body jerk. like the one where it feels like ur falling
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Sarah/Bucky, “hugging from behind”
part of this verse, and i apologize beforehand bc this got a bit longer than i intended but ive been thinking abt this concept for weeks. you can also find this on ao3!
Sarah makes her way downstairs later in the morning than usual but still sooner than most, her whole body humming with contentment. She can feel it in her breast and her cheeks and her shoulders and the bowl of her pelvis, warm and syrupy. The early-morning sounds of the house waking up echo muffled behind doors. Sam's loud footsteps sound across the landing, followed by AJ loudly asking a surely still-sleeping Cass where his Ninja Turtles t-shirt is. The start up of the running shower can be heard from Sarah's bedroom.
There are people in the space between the hallway and the kitchen when she gets down, so Sarah stops, wrapped in a house robe that is objectively too short, lilac, and frilly at the edges, and exerts the last little bit of effort needed to bring herself back to earth before adjusting her bonnet.
"Good morning, Miss Sarah," says Keith Richardson. He is doing a hovering sort of thing by the shoerack close to the front hall, dressed nicely in his brown khakis and brown plaid all set up against brown skin, and positioned such that he can't really see into the kitchen but Sarah can, when she passes him.
"Hey Keith," Sarah says, "Help you with somethin'?"
Sarah's used to this house being something of a watering hole. It's been that way since she and Sam were kids, and when Sarah and Cassius moved back to Delacroix after college, nothing really changed. There's always someone around to let people in through the door, anyway, so she's given up caring who sees her in her slippers.
Well -- maybe if it was a man other than Keith, she'd care. But Keith has always been harmless in that way some people are. Kids used to call him Keithy Smalls in high school because he refused to wear backpacks of the normal size. Sarah thinks he works in accounting now.
"No Ma'am, just waiting for your brother. Said he'd help with a business need of my cousin's, real good of him. Can you believe it? The real Captain America, straight from Delacroix."
Sam's been back in town for all of two days and is already being pulled in all sorts of directions. Sarah decides that he's grown, and she will bother him about it later in the evening. She says,
"That's great, Keith."
"Beautiful day out," Keith continues, radiating earnestness. "Don't you think?" It is; the house is filled with the eight-a.m. golden glow of late May sunshine, dappling on the scratched wood floor and filling Sarah with a different sort of energy than what she came downstairs with. "But I think you're looking more beautiful than the weather. Did you do somethin' new with your hair?"
"Uh," says Sarah, "thanks, Keith," and she slips fully into the kitchen.
Their other visitor is already at the table, sitting with that impeccable posture that Sarah thinks must just be a natural property of her spine and cradling a steaming cup of coffee. Good, Sarah thinks. She likes a guest who makes herself at home when invited to do so. Shows good character, even if Sarah doesn't really know anything else about the woman. This is not really a point of irritation, because somewhere along the way Sarah has ceded trust to more than one of the men in her life, but still --
Makes for an awkward edge to any potential small talk.
Sarah watches as the Captain of the Dora Milaje brings her cup of coffee to her lips and sips silently to the backdrop of Keith Richardson's oblivious tones.
"Y’all need help with anything in there?" he is asking, from the doorway. "I'm happy to lend a hand, maybe get to see the behind the scenes of one'a your famous breakfasts --"
"I'm all good in here, thank you Keith," Sarah says politely.
“Hello again,” Keith says, good-natured, to Ayo. “I was just tellin’ Sarah that the beautiful weather got nothin’ on her.” He grins at Sarah again, expectant. “Sam explained y’all had a second cousin visitin’ from overseas,” he adds.
“Third cousin once removed,” says Ayo, in an impeccable French accent.
Sarah resists the urge to dither; the afterglow of ten minutes ago has definitely started to fade -- her pre-coffee brain and some of the higher points of her thighs are still clinging to it, but losing steam with rapidity -- and she remembers that their Daddy always laughed when she dithered. Said it never got anything done.
“Thank you, Keith,” she says again. She sticks her head out of the kitchen and calls, "Sam! You gonna let poor Mr. Richardson wait all year?"
"Oh, just Keith --"
But Sarah disappears back into the kitchen before he can finish. In the following quiet, Ayo raises her eyebrows in the direction of the front hall and mutters something Sarah can't quite understand under her breath.
"What's that?" asks Sarah, pausing in getting her own coffee started, shuffling through the kitchen to get things going for the boys' packed lunches. Ayo looks intrigued at the direct address, then repeats in accented English, at a clear, but appropriately understated volume,
"I do not know what kind of man it is who cannot tell when a woman has just been well-loved."
Sarah feels herself flush all the way from the ends of her twists to her toes.
"Oh -- that's, well," she says, pulling her robe a little more closely around herself.
Ayo’s expression remains unimpressed, but now that Sarah’s looking there is an edge of amused approval hidden masterfully in the woman's angular features that she is almost certain will not actually be voiced aloud any time soon. "Sorry for all the informality," Sarah says, because she thinks it might be too mortifying for her, this early in the morning, to acknowledge that.
“Sukucela uxolo,” Ayo says immediately. “It is no bother.”
Unlike Sarah, Ayo is already dressed: crisp black turtleneck, leggings, and the kind of simple yet intricate makeup that Sarah has never gotten the hang of. At any rate, she looks immaculate. She also looks like a woman who is always entirely sure of her place in a room and has suddenly found herself unsure, and Sarah feels a small measure of her own uncertainty dissipate, into the easy light of the kitchen.
"This house, it's always got people moving through it," she explains kindly.
She’s sure Ayo must have known this before she arrived. Something about her cover being blown on a stateside mission involving a rogue Wardog – Sarah still has a bit of trouble wrapping her head around all the astonishing, intricate details that are Wakanda. Part of it feels like home (the buttered oil, slipped onto Sarah's bedroom vanity as a quiet, unannounced gift); part of it feels like a whole mystery (this woman, at her table). But she’s always happy to have another person in the house so long as they don’t get under anyone’s feet, and she can’t help but feel like Ayo’s never gotten under anyone’s feet once in her entire life.
Bucky would’ve told her – God, Bucky wouldn’t have suggested she lay low here if the risk of recognition was even slightly tangled with the chaotic, thrumming heart of the place.
He’d asked her, of course. After he and Sam had the idea but before they’d said anything to anyone else. He’d been real insistent that she think it through, too -- with that quiet intensity that made Sarah think about how there were still some things about his life entirely foreign to her, no matter how much they settled and grew and shared together. The keen viscerality of immediate physical danger, for example. The cold, mind-bendy stuff that involves another human person very immediately hurting to kill, for no other reason than they’re supposed to. Sarah’s seen shit, but she’s never seen that. She gets the feeling he’s real protective of this house, and its four walls, like he couldn’t bear any of that stuff get in and it’s his responsibility to keep it out.
Unclear, if that’s true. But it’s real to him, which makes it real to her, in a sense, also.
So Ayo – it had been a big deal, that he’d asked. A profound favour for a friend, the depth of which Sarah's still unsure is known by all parties.
She watches as Ayo absorbs her comment, then tilts her head in acknowledgement, then nods.
“An admirable quality,” she says finally.
Sarah’s coffee is getting cold. She shuffles across the kitchen to stick her mug in the microwave, listening as Sam finally runs downstairs with elephant feet to greet Keith loudly and reassure him that he’s got everything they need to get the truck started.
“Real good of you to do this, man,” they can hear Keith saying, as the two men make their way out the front door. “Hey, uh, hope you don’t take this a bad way –”
“You know I can’t take anything you say bad, Keith.”
“-- But you know if Sarah’d be interested in having dinner with me some night?”
Before the porch door swings shut, Sarah hears Sam’s loud, startled laugh, and the accompanying advice:
“Man, you are barkin’ up the wrong tree. Here, gimme the keys, I’ll drive.”
Sarah turns back to Ayo.
“Keith's harmless,” she adds, feeling compelled.
"So I can see," says Ayo.
It is terrible of her; Sarah lets out a whole snort, then begins laughing. It seems to carry them right through their silent appraisal of each other.
"Oh," she says. "Lord. The poor man.”
She sets about getting breakfast started in earnest, slipping her made sandwiches onto a plate that she trusts Bucky will bag sometime in the next fifteen minutes, then contemplating frying up an easy hash. Or maybe just grits …
Ayo watches her, a glint of curiosity in her eye. Something about her posture has softened in turn.
"You are a family of upright people," she observes, and Sarah blushes again.
"Oh -- thank you."
"I should not have been surprised. Amava andibonisile oku. And Captain Wilson is the type of man who earns the admiration he deserves."
Some deep-seated instinct in Sarah's core is triggered by the appreciation of her brother. "I'm glad you think so," she says, maybe more sincerely than she means, and Ayo seems amused by this.
"Ingcuka emhlophe speaks very highly of both of you as well," she says.
Sarah pauses, hand over wooden spoon in a bowl.
"You mean Bucky."
Ayo's expression does not flicker. "Yes," she says, followed by something muttered and clearly irreverent about American nicknames. “You are quite skilled at this,” she adds, more formally, while Sarah fights another unbecoming snort, and maybe a third blush.
“There is absolutely nothing in the world some good food can’t fix,” she says firmly, hoping that all the implied gets through. “And it does pay the bills.”
“It is more than that.”
“Well. I – I love doing it. I’ve always loved doing it.”
Ayo remains silent for another few moments while Sarah's capable movements scrape batter from the sides of the bowl.
"May I assist in any way, usisi ohlonitshwayo?"
"Oh, you're a guest --"
"Akunjalo," Ayo says, almost like she is displeased with the word. Then her expression tightens. "Apologies. I am here out of necessity. I was assured that my presence would not --"
"It's, it's not a problem. Um, here --" She hadn't really been lying to Keith, but then, Ayo has been sitting like a lamp post in the corner for probably all morning. The poor woman's likely going nuts at the lack of action. "Here," she repeats. "You can chop the onions. I always get Sam to do it 'cause it makes me half blind, so you're practically family now."
For a moment, Ayo blinks at the onions as though startled, then pulls them towards herself and begins chopping. She's sort of terrible at it. Sarah finds this tremendously funny but does not say anything.
"Captain Wilson can also cook?" Ayo asks carefully, in her throaty voice, after a moment of uneven onion-chopping.
"Oh, sure. Not as good as me though."
Sarah cracks some eggs into the pan.
"My wife is an excellent cook," Ayo says, as carefully as anything else she has said, into the sounds of the kitchen. It is a bit like an offering. "The art escapes me. But it brings life into a home."
"We need food to stay alive," Sarah says plainly.
"Yes," says Ayo. Her hands are wet from the onions. Sarah wonders what Ayo's wife cooks, and if it's anything similar to her own history of recipes, tucked into the corners of her kitchen and her family and her heart. Sarah thinks for the first time that Ayo must have used those hands to inflict injury more than once -- like her brother has, and like the man she loves. She knows Bucky has a complicated history with this woman, knows there is a degree of penitence that still underlies his tone when he speaks about her, like he's trying to make up for something. Sarah associates Ayo with the afternoon precluding one of the more painful moments in their lives, and the reserved, private parcels of personal history Bucky has offered her over the last two years. She doesn't much know exactly where Ayo stands. At first glance, she'd thought the Dora to be beautiful in an entirely intimidating way -- there is a curl to her mouth that makes it seem consistently on the verge of disdain, or at the very least ready to impress threat. She reevaluates this now. Ayo's expression remains intense, but radiating a subtle, warm approval that makes her immediately likeable.
Anyway -- Sarah gets the feeling that the mere act of her entering this old house speaks for itself.
The stairs thunder again, this time with teenaged boy footsteps. AJ and Cass get to squabbling about something in the foyer while Sarah accepts the chopped onions, shakes up the now-fragrant hash and sticks some old homemade biscuits into the toaster to heat up. She only startles slightly when a pair of hands close around the softer front parts of her waist, one warm, one cool, in shorthand for the backwards hug he always does when there are people around.
She stays focused on her stove while Bucky greets Ayo and starts bagging the boys' lunches.
"You got everything you need to drop them off?" she asks, comfortable with their routine. She scrapes some food into a plate for Ayo, then Bucky, then herself, while he reaches around her to pour his own cup of coffee. His hair is still damp from the shower and he's changed into a plain black t-shirt and jeans that Sarah appreciates as a steady hum somewhere in the back of her mind.
Bucky groans a bit around his first mouthful of food. "God, how d'you do this every time. See?" This is to Ayo. "'S best safe house in the world. Like a five star hotel."
"I am not openin’ up for business," Sarah informs him. His cheeks are a bit flushed, still -- from the shower? -- and she can't help but let her mouth twitch. "This was a favour to a friend."
Ayo's eyes are dancing.
"Not better than Aneka's," she apologizes.
“Mmm,” Bucky says knowingly – his mouth is still full, the man – “Aneka’s –”
"-- but quite impressive. I am not familiar with American food."
"Oh, this is my food," says Sarah. The corners of Ayo’s lips turn up in a rare, feline smile.
"Kuya kufuneka ndimxelele ukumkani ukuba intanda yomzalwana wethu iyoyikeka," she says, in a tone clearly meant for Bucky alone, and Sarah watches him freeze, the dark fingers of his left hand curled around his coffee mug. "They are grateful for your aid in this problem," Ayo adds quietly, a crease lining her forehead. Her hands remain flat against the kitchen table.
"It wasn't your fault, Ayo," Bucky says.
"Tcha. We shall not speak of it." She glances at Sarah, then back towards him. She says, "this afternoon?"
"I'll find him after I drop the boys off."
They're talking about something else entirely now. There was an edge to his voice, right there. Sarah catches Bucky's eye, and he holds it – steady, open, trusting. She knows as surely as she knows her recipes that he would never do anything to put her children in danger. She nods.
"My thanks," Ayo says.
"Nantoni na yomhlobo," he says quietly. For the first time, Sarah notices how uncoordinated the words are in his mouth; Ayo speaks the language with such effortless fluidity.
"You’re gonna be late,” Sarah warns, spooning another helping onto his plate. There’s a crash from the hallway.
“Mo-om, have you seen my gym shoes?”
“Laundry room!” Sarah and Bucky call back in unison.
“Ms. G’s at the front door!” continues AJ’s voice. “She’s askin’ ‘bout a calendar!”
Sarah, Bucky and Ayo listen as the gravelly tones of Ms. Gloria’s warm voice correct Sarah’s son through what must be the wide-open front door.
“Uh, sorry, colander!”
Like Sarah said; there’s always someone in this house. She moves to go greet their neighbor, but Bucky stops her with a fleeting vibranium hand against her hip.
“Are you …” He doesn’t seem to know what he really wants to say. Sarah wonders what it was that Ayo told him – whether it is clear to the world outside their home how much she loves him.
“We’re all good here, James,” Sarah says, voice low.
Ayo is respectfully examining the photographs on the refrigerator and feigning deafness, but Sarah doesn’t feel like this is all that private. She’s in the same home they’re in, after all – even if it’s just temporary. Sarah touches her palm to his cheek, just once.
“In fact,” she adds, “I am better than fine. Ten out of ten, sir. Keith Richardson thought I was glowin' more than the morning sunshine.”
Bucky’s expression flickers, confused, then sharpens with understanding, chest expanding, eyes dropping down to take in the shape of her frilled up robe in a sharp, tangible flick as his mouth lifts in a grin at once shameless and a bit shy.
“Hmm,” he says, somewhere in his chest; Sarah laughs.
“Take my babies to school,” she says, “and do – whatever you need to do. It’ll give me time to eat my breakfast, and then me and the Captain of the Royal Guard are gonna make sure Ms. Gloria gets her colander and calendar.”
Behind her, in the kitchen, Ayo is smiling again, a tiny, near-invisible thing. Sarah goes to the front to invite Ms. Gloria in, kisses the boys’ heads goodbye, then picks up her plate of breakfast, comfortable in her knowledge of how life is meant to be.
**
the translation of what Ayo tells Bucky is: "i will have to tell the king that our brother's beloved is formidable"
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hi lovelies!!!! as promised, below the cut you’ll find the (ROUGH) outline of the tmsidk threequel. posting it here because I’m not in a space where I feel capable of writing them with the love nd care that they deserve!!!!!! this doesn’t mean that I will never write it, just that I don’t see it happening in the near future. ♥️ I want to also say that if I ever ended up writing it, it would most definitely be with Maggie. she’s the only way I can picture it/make it work anymore!
it should go without saying: spoilers ahead!
the threequel has a “theme” for each chapter. the are some big time skips in between ♥️
part i - begin
miss honey and the bfg get married! and then go on a road trip honeymoon from DC -> Oregon, with stops in lots of fun places along the way.
highlights include: lots of family fun at the backyard wedding; stopping in Vegas and getting the Spencer tour; some national parks and hiking (much to his chagrin 😅); and a whole lotta love
part ii - nurture
the year of the babies: the trials and tribulations of being pregnant with twins. miss honey is going Thru It™ and her bfg is at her beck and call.
highlights include: Spencer stress sewing stuffed animals; lots of reassurance that her body is doing incredible things; and a cameo from Mama Rose 💞
part iii - submerge
y’all thought pregnancy was rough??? post partum wanted to make sure u didnt forget that they’re a bitch, too!
highlights include: listening to the same songs on repeat bc it’s the only thing that will soothe the screaming twins; miss honey experiencing post-partum depression and imposter syndrome (especially when her husband is such a natural); a gentle nudge to seek out a new therapist who can better help in tackling the PPD
part iv - ambivalence
our first time jump! the twins are two! mom is feeling a lot better (and back at work)! Penelope Garcia is an excellent nanny! Spencer is feeling the pull of family and ruminating on the Big Move (a la Gideon, Hotch, and Derek).
highlights: an emotional phone call when away on a case; a lil argument; and a cameo from Mama Reid
part v - change…
another time jump, folks! the babies are four and starting Pre-K! life rolls on, but a close call has Spencer sprinting toward the decision he’s been toying with.
highlights: sending their babies off to school 😭😭😭; Spencer gets hurt on a case; a teary hospital room conversation
part vi - … is good
Spencer transitions away from the BAU, and it’s really, really good.
highlights: stay-at-home dad and professor!Spencer; lots of quality time with the family
part vii - panic
a family crisis has miss honey reeling.
highlights: the twins are about to start kindergarten; Papa Hank has a health scare; the family has to make a choice
part viii - calm
after moving south (and bringing Diana with them), the family navigates their new life away from DC.
highlights: a move to NC to be closer to Hank; new jobs for both of them and new school for the kids; plenty of Extended Family Dinners; somethin is a brewin
part ix - enough
here’s your angst, folks! the twins are about to be fifth graders! Spencer has a half-life crisis (a la True Genius). Maggie fears that she and the kids will never be enough.
highlights: argument about Spencer feeling unfulfilled; some sleeping on the couch; crying; misunderstandings abound
part x - everything
Hank’s final words before he goes under are enough to shake some sense into our sparring couple.
highlights: NO major character death (I’m keeping Maggie’s dad alive, unlike my own); Hank’s health problems mean a new role for Spencer
epilogue - try
Spencer learns lesson number one in being a “cowboy”: try, try, and try again.
highlights: Maggie, Spencer, and the twins move into the farm house; Hank scales back the farm and gives it over to his kids; Spencer finally gets his dream (all of his dream)
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