—this is not the place to work if you can't handle that sort of stuff;
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"i wish i could exfoliate my brain" you can. by reading things that challenge you.
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emperor palpatine is so fucking cringe dude he doesn’t even have a court jester
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that interview with mark hamill where he was like yeah i was too busy being beautiful to notice harrison and carrie having an affair. that’s aragorn about legolas and gimli.
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The best part of Gimli’s weird awkward infatuation with Galadriel is just Celeborn standing in the background having no idea what to do every time this strange grumpy dwarf starts waxing poetic about his wife
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daily affirmations: you are isildur’s heir, not isildur himself. You are not bound to his fate.
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Honestly if the fellowship had cellphones the #1 change would be Aragorn constantly complaining on the phone with arwen in the two towers like “they’re flirting again. Yes again. Literally I don’t even want to tell u what I walked in on yesterday but it involved gimli cleaning his axe in an inappropriate manner. And the worst bit is they still pretend like they hate each other my god. I’m gonna lose it I swear” while arwen is like “mhmm that’s nice dear”
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bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent
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