#batvehicle

[lawass-oke]

Bat Vehicle & Bat Mobile . . ⚡️SOLD OUT a.k.a TERJUAL⚡️ . #batvehicle #batmobile #batmobilecollection #kenner #kennertoys #batman #batmanthedarkknight #mainanbatman #batmanvehicles #kolektorbatman #batmancollection #batmancollector https://www.instagram.com/p/Cj3rvaTB0cv/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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[batkidsaremadkids]

Bruce walks into the Batcave.

Someone pasted santa-hat-stickers to every single bat-symbol.

He turns around and leaves.

Later Commissioner Gordon turns on the Batsignal. It's wearing a santa hat.

The former Robins go to meet him because Batman is still trying to scrape the stickers from the Batvehicle fleet.

Because of this

#bruce wayne #batman #batfam #dc #dc comics #batkids #mad rambles #mad talks #dick grayson #jason todd #Stephanie brown #nightwing #red hood #spoiler #tim drake #red robin #robin #damian wayne #duke thomas #the signal #Cassandra cain #black bat #mad posts #mad queue

[writergeek]

Leslie comes to the Manor to find out why Dick vomited blood. The news is... not good.

~~~~~~

Leslie curses all the way to Wayne Manor, running as many red lights as she dares.

Alfred had sounded half-panicked in his phone call to her, and she knows it takes a lot to ruffle him. From the symptoms he’d described over the phone, she knows that there’s no time to waste.

That’s why she’s shut her clinic down for the foreseeable future. She doesn’t expect to leave the Manor for a few days. (Maybe longer.)

(She’d like to be wrong… but she doesn’t think she is.) It still amazes her after all this time that she’s been given access back to the Cave. (She hasn’t yet dared to try the Manor gates, which in some ways are even stricter with their access.) (She knows the feeling of rejection all too well to willingly inflict it on herself, thanks.)

She jerks the car to a stop in the Cave’s parking area designated for guests. (It’s small and just enough for two small cars at a stretch, or maybe a big SUV.) (It’s more of a token effort than because Br—Batman really expects guests, she would say.) (But she still appreciates the gesture, because otherwise, she’d be taking up the parking bays of one of the BatVehicles, which she already knows is a Big Fat No.)

She grabs her medical bag and hops out of the car. Alfred is already waiting for her at the elevator near the bottom of the stairs.

Looks like it’s the express route, which is good. Saves her from awkwardly having to suggest it, then.

“Do you have an overnight bag?”

She nods, reaches back into the car, and grabs that duffel too. She hadn’t wanted to presume, but she’d packed it just in case. (She’s hoping she’s wrong. Just this once, she’d like to be wrong.)

(She just doesn’t think she is.)

“Excellent. This way.”

...

Continue on AO3 or read the whole thing from the beginning.

#dc #dc comics #dick grayson #alfred pennyworth #leslie thompkins #batfam #whump #sickfic #caretaking #unknown origins fic #nano 2021 #nano 2k21 #wg does nano #wg writes

[theirtheretheyre]

okay so did batman build the batmobile and all of his other batvehicles like from scratch bc who else wouldve fucking made them????

[thebigbanghobbystore-blog]

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[listentothelittlebird]

Introducing the Fairness Federation (aka how to derail a conversation)

So I’m notorious among my friends for 1) not using autocorrect and 2) not correcting typos before sending messages

anyway I try to type “nice” and instead:

[Image ID: A chat conversation. The sender sends “Buce” then “Bice” before finally typing “Nice” correctly. The reply is “Buce”. Sender says, “I got no words right”, then “Letters”. Reply then says, “It’s like a Walmart Bruce”, then “Buce Wayne”. Sender sends four letter “H”s in all caps, “HHHH”. The reply continues with “Buce wane”. End ID.]

My friend goes on to question how a “knock-off Batman” will be marketed, and presents the following variations: - Flying mammal man - Baseball equipment man - Batmale “It’s perfect,” she says, “Batmale aka Buce Wane.” And she doesn’t stop there.

Extraordinaryman, Watermale, Wondrous Female. Feline Lady and Crimson Head Covering come next, because she’s naming them off the top of her head based off of names gleaned from the random memes I send her about this fandom that she is not actually a part of but actively entertains my nonsense nonetheless. Which is how she knows Superboy simply as The Cheese Guy.

Speed or Speedy, followed by Green Light.

“There’s already a Speedy,” I inform her.

“Darn.”

(As the friend who actively enables my nonsense, she did consent to this post)

[Image ID: messages from the sender, saying “How do I preempt this post though”, typoing though into “rho”, corrected into “tho” in the next message. Then, in quotations, “I made a type”, followed by the correction in all caps, “A TYPO*”. End ID.]

Other knock-offs include: Robin as Bird Beast Boy as Creature Lad Raven as Partyn (rave = party) Nightwing as Daylimb Red Lanterns as Red Lights (haha, Red Lights)

“Tim Drake is now Jim Duck. Red Bird. Which makes his full first name Jimothy.” “What would a knock-off Justice League be called,” I ask, because I needed a title for this chaotic post.

The first synonym Google showed her was “Fairness”, thus, “The Fairness Federation”.

“Love how this all started with me clowning you about a typo,” she says, to which I reply, “You clowned me so hard I’m making it into a tumblr post.” “Yes,” she says, “Incredible.”

#As she named off all the knock-offs I just #watched on in morbid fascination #like you're at the side of the railroad waiting for the trainwreck #DC #dc shitpost #Fairness Federation #knockoff dc #Justice League #Bruce Wayne #Buce Wane #Funny #chat conversation #this is all just very chaotic and I'm not sure how we got here #at the same time I'm not surprised #because our conversations can go from normal to constructing an au we might never finish very quickly #she says Alfred should be Alfredo #and the batmobile is the batvehicle #Alfredo best butler #look I make a lot of typos when texting people #writing fanfics is different! besides that's usually on the keyboard #my phone is small #I type fast I just don't type correctly

[ultraqueer]

y’all I had such vivid dreams about batman last night i think I hallucinated a new reboot

#three distinct memories: I was very specifically his foster daughter #(at the start I think I was a love interest leaving a bank or smthn? not sure) #two there was literally just. a normal parking lot with all the batvehicles. except they were all robin-themed?? #none of the robins were in the dream and this was not addressed #and three: bruce had some sort of Regenerative Machine that cloned his cells every night and could unfuck any injury #EXCEPT his right hand. which sometimes was fully there and he just didn’t have fine motor skills #and other times it was like. a fleshy lil limp wristed prosthetic #and not in the gay way like. think second harry potter floppy cgi arm. yeah #there was also a ‘there was only one bed’ situation but it was effectively the equivalent of the get-along sweater #aka Alfred just… locked us in a room. to Get Along. and that’s where the whole arm thing happened #anyways I will be taking this as a sign to dive headfirst back into my high school batman obsession #idk man it’s just Fun #my life #the batman #dc comics #batfam

[asokathegeek]

Here a composite I put together featuring the awesome #hotwheels 1:50 scale #batwing 😀. #batman #batman1989 #timburton #batvehicles #hotwheelscollectors #hotwheelsbatman https://www.instagram.com/p/CFsP5CrgvFi/?igshid=1oj1tntzh8q32

#hotwheels #batwing #batman #batman1989 #timburton #batvehicles #hotwheelscollectors #hotwheelsbatman

[collectivefandomstuff]

Red Hood and Red Robin team up

Red Robin: [tired, sore and stressed] I traced the call to Vancouver

Red Hood: Shit. We have to go to Canada?

Red Robin: yeah

Red Hood: You're paying. There's no way I'm flying economy

Red Robin: [takes a set of keys out of his pocket] or we just take the batplane

Red Hood: [stares] he gave YOU keys to the batplane??

Red Robin: He trusts me to use it responsibly.

Red Hood: [gapes at him]

Red Robin: I mean, obviously I don't but he doesn't know that.

Red Hood: I am making a copy of that key

Red Robin: Oh, you can have one of mine I've made like 27

Red Hood:

Red Hood: [gleeful] B will be pissed at you

Red Robin: oh no what is he gonna do? bench me and do all his own W.E. paperwork? Let DAMIAN handle the cybercrime cases? Send Dick to board meetings? Find someone else who can keep up a high standard while sleeping 3 hours every three days??

Red Hood: ...so I can have a key?

Red Robin: Hood, you can have copies for every batvehicle I don't give a FUCK

Red Hood: [grins] overworked you is my favorite person in this family

#red hood #red robin #Batman #incorrect batfam quotes #incorrect batfamily quotes #batkids #jason todd #Tim drake #chat #dc #humor #batfam #batfamily

[xatanna-troy]

Head canon that all the Batkids have assigned chores. There's no way that Bruce would make his surrogate dad clean all of that giant ass manor PLUS the batcave AND all the batvehicles and non batvehicles and suits and gadgets.

My guy alfred penny worth trained his son and grandkids to clean and do laundry as if they were in the military and they are GODDAMN EFFICIENT AT IT.

The bat bros regularly try to pawn off their chores onto each other and The batgirls try to outsmart the boys into doing it for them.

"hey tim."

"yeah?"

"jason said you're too much of a wuss to do everyone's laundry."

"fuck HIM. he thinks he's all that with his fancy laundry detergent and shit? i'll show him! hand me the at basket cass!"

-later-

Tim, storming past jason after folding all the clothes. "HA! WHOS THE WUSS NOW?"

"still you timbo. still you."

All i'm saying is that alfred regularly blackmails Bruce and his kids to get them to stop doing stupid shit by telling them their chores will be doubled and/or intensified.

"master bruce, you're too injured to go out"

"crime doesn't take a rest alfred"

"master bruce this is your first and final warning."

"..."

"i assume young master damian would like a ride in the batmobile no? with his friend jon to get cheesy fries and big burgers? it's not like i'll have to be the one to clean out the messy cheese stains." *pulls out his phone*

"Alfred wait--"

Batdad Broosh and his Batkids doing chores and making regular games out of it lives in my mind rent FREE.

#head canon #dc headcanon #batfam headcanon #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #bruce wayne #damian wayne #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #duke thomas #alfred pennyworth #incorrect batfam #bland dc headcanons

[megaguardain]

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May have forgotten to post this since the derecho hitting my town...Whoops.

Name: Bruce Wayne

Nickname/Alias’: Batman

Titles: CEO of Wayne Enterprises

Species: Human

Ethnicity: Caucasian

Eye Color: Blue

Hair Color: Black

Height: 5’ 8” (formerly), 6’ 0” (currently)

Weight: 195 lbs

Gender: Male

Orientation: Heterosexual

Birthday: April 17th, 1914

Timeline

1914- Bruce Wayne is born to Martha and Thomas Wayne.

1923- Thomas and Martha Wayne are killed by Joe Chill in a mugging, leaving Bruce an orphan.

1928- Bruce Wayne graduates high school early.

1931- Bruce Wayne graduates college at 17 and leaves Gotham.

1938- Bruce Wayne secretly returns to Gotham and begins operating as a vigilante. After being injured by criminals, he debates letting himself bleed out before a bat crashes into his study. Bruce decides to live, and become a bat to scare criminals.

1939- Batman investigates Apex Chemical during a murder investigation. During the investigation, Alfred Stryker falls into a vat of chemicals and is believed dead First public sighting of Batman

1940- Batman encounters Hugo Strange’s Monster Men and kills them. He realizes that they were innocent people Strange experimented on. Batman vows to never kill again and to never use firearms unless neccessary. Batman aids other heroes in retrieving the Spear of Destiny from Hitler. He joins the Justice Society of America. Bruce Wayne adopts Dick Grayson after his parents are killed. Bruce trains Dick to help him get justice for his parents. First public sighting of Robin

1941- Bruce Wayne and Julie Madison break up when Julie becomes fed up with Bruce’s playboy persona. Batman and Robin arrest Oswald Cobblepot, exposing his crimes as the Penguin. First public sighting of the Penguin

1942- District Attorney Harvey Dent has half his face scarred by an assassination attempt. He is driven insane by his reflection. First public sighting of Two-Face.

1944- Harvey Dent accidentally kills his fiance. He surrenders himself and is treated for his insanity, and plastic surgery is used to heal his face.

1947- Dick Grayson, now an adult, leaves the Robin role and Bruce Wayne after an argument.

1951- Due to the American Government thinking the JSA were secretly communists, they disband.

1952- First public sighting of the second Two-Face (George Blake)

1955- Bruce Wayne marries Selina Kyle in a private ceremony.

1957- Helena Wayne is born to Selina Kyle-Wayne and Bruce Wayne.

1960- Batman aids other heroes in repelling the Appellaxian invasion. He does not join their Justice League.

1961- Batman uncovers evidence that leads to Bill Jensen’s arrest.

1967- Alfred Pennyworth passes away. James Gordon retires as Police Commissioner, his son Tony Gordon, takes over. Barbara Gordon saves Bruce Wayne from being kidnapped by Killer Moth First public sighting of the first Batgirl

1969- The Joker announces his retirement to Batman by robbing several banks and disappearing.

1970- Batman responds to a burglary in ACE Chemicals. A man in a red hood falls into a vat of chemicals and is presumed dead.

1971- Helena Wayne is kidnapped by the League of Assassins Batman rescues Helena from the League after refusing to become their next leader.

1972- Against her parents wishes, Helena Wayne becomes the new Robin. First public sighting of Robin II

1977- Helena Wayne, becoming argumentative with her parents, abandons the Robin role and becomes the Huntress First public sighting of the Huntress

1979- Bill Jensen is released from prison and is granted power by the sorcerer Soul Thief, under orders from a mysterious court, and used his new power to attack Gotham as revenge against Batman. Batman is killed by Bill Jensen’s overloading power.

2010- The Blackest Night falls from the sky.

Powers and Abilities

Peak Physical Conditioning: Bruce Wayne has trained his body to the limit of human condition. He is as skilled or better than Olympic level athletes and soldiers.

Acrobatics: Bruce is one of the best athletes in the world from his training.

Genius Level Intellect: Bruce Wayne is an incredibly intelligent person. He’s travelled the world and acquired knowledge in medicine, deductive reasoning, military tactics and many more areas of study in order to fight crime in Gotham. 

Engineering: Bruce Wayne is a skilled engineer, able to build or disassemble complex machinery even if it’s not his own design.

Investigation: Bruce Wayne is the World’s Greatest Detective for a reason. He is able to notice tiny details that other investigators overlook or miss, and can accurately deduce scenarios whether it’s a murder or a villain’s scheme. 

Driving: Bruce Wayne is a skilled driver, able to remain in control of a vehicle moving at high speeds and under attack. 

Piloting: Bruce Wayne is a skilled pilot. Able to fly planes and helicopters while under attack.

Weaponry: Bruce Wayne has been taught and mastered many different weapons from swords, staves, escrima sticks, knives, archery, thrown weapons and even firearms.

Martial Arts: Bruce Wayne is a skilled martial artist. He has mastered boxing, jujutsu, taekwondo, ninjutsu and has even developed his own martial art called Bam Pow.

Stealth: Bruce Wayne heavily relies on stealth while crime fighting. He is able to sneak around most people and even some superhumans. He is notable for leaving in the middle of conversations without being noticed.

Intimidation: Bruce Wayne is skilled at intimidating people to get information out of them. His reputation proceeds him in the criminal underworld after years of crime fighting that some people do not need to be prompted by him to give him information.

Escapology: Bruce Wayne has studied how to escape from restraints and various traps he might be locked in.

Equipment

Batsuit: Bruce Wayne created the original Batsuit. Originally made of simple cloth and leather, Bruce added metal pieces of armor underneath the suit to protect him from gunfire and blades. Bruce continued to make improvements to the suit.

Utility Belt: Bruce has a utility belt with the Batsuit that houses all sorts of gadgets and weaponry for him to use in crimefighting.

Batvehicles: Bruce Wayne first created the armada of bat-themed vehicles he and the members of the Batfamily use to fight crime in Gotham and around the world.

Pistol (formerly): Bruce Wayne used to carry a pistol with him as the Batman. Since his encounter with the Monster Men in 1940, he has very rarely used it or any other firearm.

Black Lantern Ring (formerly): The Host must Rise from the Grave for the Blackest Night. This has earned them a Black Lantern Ring:

Reanimation: Black Lantern Rings reanimate their Hosts corpses. They are able to access the Host’s memories and powers they had at the time of death, though the soul of the Host is no longer part of their body.

Black Energy Constructs: Hosts of a Black Lantern Ring can create energy constructs by willing them into existence. Constructs can be manipulated to allow certain people or objects to pass through them, become transparent or opaque, or radiate certain wavelengths like Kryptonite. 

Kryptonite Generation: Black Lanterns can have their constructs generate Black Kryptonite if they know the proper wavelength.

Energy Blasts: A Black Lantern Ring can fire blasts of energy. The energy are typically lasers or plasma in nature. The Energy blasts can be attuned to different wavelengths.

Phasing: A Host can phasing through objects they normally cannot pass through, this takes considerable effort and energy from the Ring’s battery.

Universal Translator: Black Lantern Rings will automatically translate spoken word into language the User can understand and translate the words of the User.

Energy Absorption: The Black Lantern Ring can absorb a variety of energies; from technological, magical and alien.

Wormhole Generation: The Black Lantern Ring can allow the Host to enter hyperspace to travel great distances in little time, this takes concentration to maintain the wormhole and emerge unscathed. If multiple Hosts use the same wormhole it becomes easier to maintain.

Regeneration: Black Lantern Rings can completely regenerate their Host so long as the Ring is intact.

Emotional Spectrum Reading: Black Lanterns, being technically reanimated corpses, cannot ‘see’ in a traditional sense. Instead they can see the current emotion Subjects are feeling as colors. Subjects feeling multiple emotions appear as multiple colors. Black Lanterns cannot see those who don’t experience emotions. 

Umbrakinesis: Black Lanterns are able to manipulate darkness by generating depleted protons.

Emotion Spectrum Nullification: Black Lanterns can nullify and deplete the energy of other Lantern Rings by manipulating darkness.

Death Charging: Death is their emotion. Instead of normal Power Batteries, Black Lanterns share a collective charge amongst their rings. They increase the charge by killing sentient beings and devouring their hearts. Those who are killed by Black Lanterns are recruited into the Corps to spread Death.

Death Infection: Black Lanterns can infect Subjects, slowly turning the Subject into another Black Lantern.

Peaceful Death Weakness: Those who experienced a peaceful or content death are unable to Rise and become a Black Lantern.

White Light Weakness: Life is the antithesis of Death. Black Lanterns are vulnerable to destruction by White Lanterns, or by two Users of different Lantern Rings.

Earth-96 Story

Batman needs no introduction. Everyone knows who he is and what he does and why. So why am I making this? Because my interpretation is a bit different. The most notable difference is Batman used to kill.

While that’s seems almost sacrilegious, it fits well with his early adventures in comics. He literally throws a man into acid and says it’s a fitting fate for him and he hangs a monster man from the Batplane until he dies. With that second example however, it was an innocent man who wasn’t in control of himself. This will give rise to Batman’s famous “No Killing” and “No Guns” rules. 

And, like 99% of the characters in this Universe, there must come an end. I personally like the death of the original Golden Age Batman. A man named Bill Jensen is imprison for a crime he thinks he didn’t commit, so he plots revenge against Batman and Bruce Wayne (who becomes the police commissioner on Earth-Two). He is even granted powers by a sorcerer, which overload when he discovers that Bruce and Batman are the same person, killing them both.

I also wanted to connect Bruce’s death to hold more meaning. Bill Jensen was just some rando, even in the comics. He didn’t exist until the story where he killed Batman. So, who sent the sorcerer to give Bill powers? That’s a story for another time...

#dc comics #earth 96 #earth-96 #my art #my writing #bruce wayne #batman

[bzdsentai]

One day we’ll get a non-lego Batman game where you can use any of the Batvehicles whenever you want.

I will wait as long as it takes.

#I wanna fly the Batwing damn it #And not just in an on-rails shooter level

[bertonator]

Batman and BatVehicle display, plus KARR and KITT https://www.instagram.com/p/B4tQPYrnvXR/?igshid=cznd9zzszuor

[dubbryanstudios]

By artist Robbie DubBryan. The first of my personal "Collage Mashup" it's a blend of a single theme but various personal favorites of each element. #dubbryan #batcar #batvehicles #batplane #batmanforever #batmanreturns #catwoman #michelepfeiffer #robin #batmanrobin #huntress #alfredbatman #commissionergordon #batgirl #batgirlbarbaragordon #batmanarkham #dccomics #dccosplay #dcheros #digitalart

#catwoman #dcheros #batcar #batmanarkham #dccosplay #batplane #digitalart #michelepfeiffer #dubbryan #batvehicles #batmanforever #batmanreturns #robin #batmanrobin #alfredbatman #commissionergordon #batgirl #batgirlbarbaragordon #dccomics #huntress

[asokathegeek]

Here are a few of my favorite #batvehicles 😀. The first 3 are from #hotwheels and the #battank is from #eaglemoss . They are all 1:50 scale. #batmobile #batskiboat #batwing #thedarkknightreturns #batman1989 #dccollectibles #dccomics #diecast #herocollector https://www.instagram.com/p/CFmZoPFg9PV/?igshid=1ges1gmo0opzv

#batvehicles #hotwheels #battank #eaglemoss #batmobile #batskiboat #batwing #thedarkknightreturns #batman1989 #dccollectibles #dccomics #diecast #herocollector

[asokathegeek]

Here is a look at some of my #hotwheels #batmobiles & other #batvehicles 😀. Be sure to click on the Reels icon to see this at full screen! #batman #batmanandrobin #batmobile #batskiboat #batwing #batmanreturns #thedarkknight #bvs #batmanvsuperman #justiceleague https://www.instagram.com/reel/CE-qbiLAkLt/?igshid=sosngxhe0jm9

#hotwheels #batmobiles #batvehicles #batman #batmanandrobin #batmobile #batskiboat #batwing #batmanreturns #thedarkknight #bvs #batmanvsuperman #justiceleague