#and the batmobile is the batvehicle

[lawass-oke]

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[theirtheretheyre]

okay so did batman build the batmobile and all of his other batvehicles like from scratch bc who else wouldve fucking made them????

[listentothelittlebird]

Introducing the Fairness Federation (aka how to derail a conversation)

So I’m notorious among my friends for 1) not using autocorrect and 2) not correcting typos before sending messages

anyway I try to type “nice” and instead:

[Image ID: A chat conversation. The sender sends “Buce” then “Bice” before finally typing “Nice” correctly. The reply is “Buce”. Sender says, “I got no words right”, then “Letters”. Reply then says, “It’s like a Walmart Bruce”, then “Buce Wayne”. Sender sends four letter “H”s in all caps, “HHHH”. The reply continues with “Buce wane”. End ID.]

My friend goes on to question how a “knock-off Batman” will be marketed, and presents the following variations: - Flying mammal man - Baseball equipment man - Batmale “It’s perfect,” she says, “Batmale aka Buce Wane.” And she doesn’t stop there.

Extraordinaryman, Watermale, Wondrous Female. Feline Lady and Crimson Head Covering come next, because she’s naming them off the top of her head based off of names gleaned from the random memes I send her about this fandom that she is not actually a part of but actively entertains my nonsense nonetheless. Which is how she knows Superboy simply as The Cheese Guy.

Speed or Speedy, followed by Green Light.

“There’s already a Speedy,” I inform her.

“Darn.”

(As the friend who actively enables my nonsense, she did consent to this post)

[Image ID: messages from the sender, saying “How do I preempt this post though”, typoing though into “rho”, corrected into “tho” in the next message. Then, in quotations, “I made a type”, followed by the correction in all caps, “A TYPO*”. End ID.]

Other knock-offs include: Robin as Bird Beast Boy as Creature Lad Raven as Partyn (rave = party) Nightwing as Daylimb Red Lanterns as Red Lights (haha, Red Lights)

“Tim Drake is now Jim Duck. Red Bird. Which makes his full first name Jimothy.” “What would a knock-off Justice League be called,” I ask, because I needed a title for this chaotic post.

The first synonym Google showed her was “Fairness”, thus, “The Fairness Federation”.

“Love how this all started with me clowning you about a typo,” she says, to which I reply, “You clowned me so hard I’m making it into a tumblr post.” “Yes,” she says, “Incredible.”

#As she named off all the knock-offs I just #watched on in morbid fascination #like you're at the side of the railroad waiting for the trainwreck #DC #dc shitpost #Fairness Federation #knockoff dc #Justice League #Bruce Wayne #Buce Wane #Funny #chat conversation #this is all just very chaotic and I'm not sure how we got here #at the same time I'm not surprised #because our conversations can go from normal to constructing an au we might never finish very quickly #she says Alfred should be Alfredo #and the batmobile is the batvehicle #Alfredo best butler #look I make a lot of typos when texting people #writing fanfics is different! besides that's usually on the keyboard #my phone is small #I type fast I just don't type correctly

[asokathegeek]

Here are a few of my favorite #batvehicles 😀. The first 3 are from #hotwheels and the #battank is from #eaglemoss . They are all 1:50 scale. #batmobile #batskiboat #batwing #thedarkknightreturns #batman1989 #dccollectibles #dccomics #diecast #herocollector https://www.instagram.com/p/CFmZoPFg9PV/?igshid=1ges1gmo0opzv

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[thebigbanghobbystore-blog]

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[xatanna-troy]

Head canon that all the Batkids have assigned chores. There's no way that Bruce would make his surrogate dad clean all of that giant ass manor PLUS the batcave AND all the batvehicles and non batvehicles and suits and gadgets.

My guy alfred penny worth trained his son and grandkids to clean and do laundry as if they were in the military and they are GODDAMN EFFICIENT AT IT.

The bat bros regularly try to pawn off their chores onto each other and The batgirls try to outsmart the boys into doing it for them.

"hey tim."

"yeah?"

"jason said you're too much of a wuss to do everyone's laundry."

"fuck HIM. he thinks he's all that with his fancy laundry detergent and shit? i'll show him! hand me the at basket cass!"

-later-

Tim, storming past jason after folding all the clothes. "HA! WHOS THE WUSS NOW?"

"still you timbo. still you."

All i'm saying is that alfred regularly blackmails Bruce and his kids to get them to stop doing stupid shit by telling them their chores will be doubled and/or intensified.

"master bruce, you're too injured to go out"

"crime doesn't take a rest alfred"

"master bruce this is your first and final warning."

"..."

"i assume young master damian would like a ride in the batmobile no? with his friend jon to get cheesy fries and big burgers? it's not like i'll have to be the one to clean out the messy cheese stains." *pulls out his phone*

"Alfred wait--"

Batdad Broosh and his Batkids doing chores and making regular games out of it lives in my mind rent FREE.

#head canon #dc headcanon #batfam headcanon #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #bruce wayne #damian wayne #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #duke thomas #alfred pennyworth #incorrect batfam #bland dc headcanons

[asokathegeek]

Here is a look at some of my #hotwheels #batmobiles & other #batvehicles 😀. Be sure to click on the Reels icon to see this at full screen! #batman #batmanandrobin #batmobile #batskiboat #batwing #batmanreturns #thedarkknight #bvs #batmanvsuperman #justiceleague https://www.instagram.com/reel/CE-qbiLAkLt/?igshid=sosngxhe0jm9

#hotwheels #batmobiles #batvehicles #batman #batmanandrobin #batmobile #batskiboat #batwing #batmanreturns #thedarkknight #bvs #batmanvsuperman #justiceleague