#bland dc headcanons

[kryptonian-bat-thing]

what are some of your favorite hc’s abt the batfam+ superfam???

🦇 dick and damian bond over circus animals

☀️ clark loves japanese food (idk if that's confirmed or not but every time i see him eating it or talking about it i squeal)

🦇 bruce cried when dick called him "dad" for the first time

☀️ jon can fake a perfect midwestern accent

🦇 damian hasn't watched many movies or cartoons so jon would show him the stuff he watched when he was younger (and damian secretly loves it)

☀️ martha and lois don't have much in common so they mostly bond over clark

🦇 i love the hc that jason is half latino (i say so as a latina lol)

☀️ connor keeps a track of his hairline to make sure it isn't going anywhere (damn you luthor)

🦇 cass is the therapist friend since she's not just a good listener but she also gives very sensible advice

☀️ lois wanted to give jon a sibling but clark is hesitant since one little half kryptonian is already a lot to deal with

🦇 stephanie has the keys to the manor and no one knows where she got it from

☀️ clark doesn't like going to the beach too much cuz sunbathing over charges his powers and he gets the kryptonian zoomies (also the fact he was raised within the country rather than the coast)

🦇 alfred secretly taught jason to use a gun when he was still robin

#batman #dc comics #superman #dc #bruce wayne #clark kent #batfam #superfam #robin #damian wayne #stephanie brown #alfred pennyworth #dick grayson #jon kent #lois lane #tim drake #jason todd #bland dc headcanons #dc headcanons

[screechingnerdwombat]

DC Headcanon

It’s gotta be damn awkward when Superman is involved in mediating between humans and Kryptonians.  For example, in the New Krypton arc, there’s a panel where Superman and a dozen or so Kryptonians meet the President and his delegation.  There are 3 whole ass pages where the two groups just STARE at each other, not saying a word.  The ice is only broken when Doomsday shows up.  The whole meeting was awkward AF, but a nice comedic touch.  Superman was probably thinking:  “I’m not even supposed to be here today.”

#DC Headcanon #DC comics #bland dc headcanons #superman #new krypton #kryptonians #superman and lois #lois and clark #DC Universe #dceu films #smallville #man of steel #superman returns #superman movies #awkward

[isconnormcdavidok]

Today in stupid head canons I cannot shake: Roy was an Arizona Coyotes fan. Oliver got him a signed Kachina jersey at some point. Lian though? She’s a Seattle Kraken fan and Roy gets her an Indigenous Night jersey for her birthday. Officially the Queen Industries Climate Pledge box is for business but Roy and Lian use it more than anyone else

#bland headcanons #dc comics #roy harper

[hearts4robs]

𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡-𝐔𝐩 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭!!

I don’t have a reason, I just find it so fun to make up small stories for ppl <3!

Heavily inspired (maybe even stolen) by @idyllcy !! Her match-up even had me giggling!!

Fandoms available:

• DC (Batman only, sorry sugar </3)

• Harry Potter (Golden Trio era + Marauders, please specify)

• Criminal Minds

• Peaky Blinders

How to request a match-up!

Please send me an ask with…

your personality

your age

your ideal date

your ideal type

your favourite trope

Optionally, please provide me with…

any specific physical features (example; glasses, prosthetics, height, eye-colour, hair-type, skin-colour)

your nationality (not that anyone would love you any less, it’s just for funsies)

your sexuality/gender

And please give a fandom!🙏otherwise, I’ll match you up with myself and give you a smooch (this is a threat.)

—

What you would expect to get if you send in an ask (with a fandom):

three pictures describing your aesthetic/relationship

a short blurb about a date or a random day/encounter you have

random headcanons about your relationship!

Example (this is for myself because, yes):

𝐃𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐆𝐫𝐚𝐲𝐬𝐨𝐧: 𝐏𝐢𝐬𝐬 𝐎𝐟𝐟

“Piss off, Dick, I’m cooking.”

“Okay, and? I’m assisting.” Dick defends quickly, a huff of annoyance in his voice.

“No you’re not, you’re hugging me and leaving hickeys like I’m your colouring book. Off.”

Dick groans annoyance as he’s shrugged off, letting go of your waist as you return to your task. A silence fills the kitchen, only broken by the occasional sizzle or pop from the oil on the pan.

“Can I get a kiss?”

“Richard Grayson-“

“Okay, okay, I’m sorry! I’ll take Haley for a walk and be back, love you!” Dick immediately flies out the door, Haley happily and unknowingly jumping after him.

Headcanons:

Dick cannot cook so whenever you’re not there took with for him, he orders take-out

He has multiple high-lights dedicated to you on Instagram. The first one got filled after 5 months of dating so he had to make a new one.

He bought you, Haley and himself matching pyjama sets

Arguments are sadly common and he very rarely apologise first unless he actually realises he kinda fucked up (or it’s the 5th time he orders take-out)

He learned to cook your favourite meal to surprise you on your birthday (it was bland and didn’t taste good but it’s the thought that counts!!)

HAVE LOTS OF FUN W/ THIS MY LOVES <3!!

#★ robins events ★ #event!! #dc #hp #marauders #criminal minds #peaky blinders #★ robin yaps ★ #★ match-up event! ★ #★ robins match-up event! ★

[80s4life]

Arthur Fleck Flirting Headcanons

Word Count: 576

Status: Requested!

Ask: I just found your blog 👋🏼 hello there! I’d like to request flirting headcanons for joker/Arthur Fleck! How does he woo his crush haha Thanks Mun!

@: a cute little anon!

Fandom: Joker 2019

Relationship: Arthur Fleck x Reader

Warnings: slight mention of his disorder, all the rest shouldn’t be triggering

Masterlist DC Masterlist

{gif is not mine, credits go to @stuart-townsend​}

I feel that with Arthur, the Reader has to be somewhat near him almost everyday, like working near the street corners he resides or living in the same apartment complex with his mother. He’s unable to really branch out too far.

Being the soft boy that he is, he kind of observes you at first. Being a clown and all typically scares the normal folk, so he tends to keep a distance; not to mention his PBA (Pseudobulbar Affect) disorder.

He’s shy at first, just being satisfied by watching your every quirk, facial expression and cute little nose wrinkles. You are simply so captivating and entertaining all on your own.

Once he feels enough courage, he’ll visit in little intervals with just simple talk like:

“How was your day today?”

“______ weather, huh?”

“How have you been?”

His nonchalant manner and disorderly appearance is what gets you, especially the bland questions. They always bring a giggle out of you and a smile on him.

Once you get well acquainted with one another, he becomes more apparent in your life; catching you and spending more time with your conversations, paying attention to small details, and making sure he stays longer than he usually had.

He’ll bring small gifts or pick up little trinkets that reminded him of you

Always brings them to you like a happy little puppy, bright eyes, a wide smile, and an excitement that could take your breath away.

Loves it when he can make you smile or bring a sparkle to your eyes, especially with the little presents. He loves when he gives them to you and gets a hug or peck on the cheek in response, always bringing a heat to his face and an even bigger smile than before.

He’ll tell his mom about you and what he managed to get out of you that day:

“She smiled at me.”

“She said ‘hi’ to me walked with me for a little bit.”

"I gave her a little teddy bear today.”

The smallest things you do or say, he’ll remember and bring it in near and dear to his heart. He pays attention and invests in little things; his inability to really say what he feels being replaced with his importance in actions.

To say the least, he loved you since he first laid eyes on you.

When things start to get more serious, he comes off a little more suggestive than anything else; all of his motives being derived by the romance and dramas he watches with his mom.

That doesn’t mean they don’t work though!

Both you and him are utterly unaware of each other’s feelings, so when he starts to lay it on thick, you start to understand the general idea of where he stands.

He’ll take you out for late night walks along the beach, bridges, or even the sidewalk.

He’ll try to hold onto your hand more or maintain longer eye contact.

He’s a bit of a romantic, so he’ll bring you flowers, too.

Dancing. The man knows how to dance and, depending on the situation, he’ll just hold you close in your own little bubble and waltz around.

And, once you guys couldn’t get even more wrapped up in each other, he’ll plan the date out before he even asks you, just to make it perfect. 

He doesn’t worry about the answer, you already cut him off with a kiss!

#arthur fleck #arthur fleck imagine #arthur fleck x reader #joaquin phoenix #joaquin phoenix x reader #joaquin phoenix imagine #joker #joker x reader #joker imagine #joker 2019

[exghul]

HEADCANON 012. DAMIAN & NAMES.

OG POST 1. OG POST 2. damian is the child of two opposite houses: the league of assassins & the batman. as the sole male heir to the al ghuls, damian was raised with the intent that he would eventually take over ra's' legacy & continue his terrorism streak. after taking refuge with the waynes, he is then offered an alternative: (one of) the heirs to the wayne fortune & more importantly to damian, eventually he will wear the cowl.

the name damian at its core means a few different things. pop culture has led people to believe that the name means “son of the demon/devil” most likely prompting where dc got their idea for his name (real original). upon digging further, the name was misinterpreted. most sources say the name means “to tame, to subdue” and is used as a euphemism for “to kill.” others say the name means “harmless, sweet.”

the tradition for naming damian was held by ra’s (though traditionally it is the paternal grandfather) and talia alone.   he was swaddled in ra’s’ green jacket and named hafid al ghul.   though the translation varies from translator to translator, the most often depicted are either “offspring / descendant ” or “ the wise one. ”   ra’s expected him to fail from birth. thus, in his exasperation, he gave the boy a generic, bland name.   talia whispered the name damian into his hair, conquerer, subduer.   she knew he was to be her successor, her perfect son finally.   out of spite, ra’s only referred to the boy during his boyhood by the name he bestowed upon him.

(src: the shadow/batman issue 6, pg 19.)

ibn al xu'ffasch is a reference to his original character, before he was created as damian: the son of the bat, damian was originally an unnamed child between talia & bruce that grew to be the successor of the bat in kingdom come 1996. this is also the comic series that introduced mar'i as a character & the two got married. i digress.

as damian was the name that talia gave him, this is the name she used to introduce him to bruce for the first time. hafid is a symbol of his past to him, a dead name in the broadest sense of the term. since leaving the league of assassins, damian has never once called himself hafid, never longed to bear the name. hafid, like his al ghul legacy, are a part of his past, NOT his future.

#CHRONOLOGICAL META. #⊰ ℜ ⊱ MY WHAT HAVE I DONE? FUCK IT LET'S KILL EVERYONE ! \ headcanons. #q. #ehehehe finally got this one rewritten #peeling all of the m.orrison garbage out of my old hcs #so if u look at the old posts they're a lil contradictory #just assume anything i wrote 2018 and before i was braindead #anyway this prob doesnt flow right #i ripped out pieces from the old posts so they'd line up-ish

[blanddcheadcanons]

Bat-Mite has submitted at least one Bland DC Headcanon that was tagged as bland gold.

#bat mite #meta #dcu

[amayzingmayzie]

Day 5 of StEx Appreciation Month!

Day 5: Electra!!!

Fave actors: JOHN PARTRIDGE, RICHARD WOODFORD, Irra Cenina, Mykall Rand

Favorite songs/scenes: I LOVE AC/DC SO MUCH, Coda of Freight, CB (gay mf), Dinah's Disco (his reactions are just so silly and he's so gay), No Comeback, One Rock N Roll Too Many (especially when he cries bc its funny)

Favorite Costume: UHH NOT ANYTHING POST 2018- I'm sorry, it just looks so bland- I'm an avid colorful Electra fan! And I love the og London design!

Favorite ships: Electraboose, Greased lightning, Dinah x Electra (polycule headcanon) BUT I LOVE COMPONENTS X ELECTRA TOO

Headcanons: The components and Electra watch Rocky Horror together and all have assigned roles. No, you cannot play Frank N Furter because that is THEIR role and NO DOUBLES. I also headcanon Electra to be more femme at times (def not protecting) and that they have emetophobia (DEF not projecting). They are actually the most insecure person you know. They also spend WAYYY too much money on glitter.

Unpopular opinions: I really like No Comeback as a song! I understand why it doesn't quite work in terms of the story, but it sounds so good to me! Also, I hate the og London AC/DC. It's too long and the "I'm a computer" verse is STUPID.

#ilovetazstarship #electra the electric engine #bri stex appreciation month

[stxleslyds]

Hi! How are you? I recently asked hood-ex something about Jason and she recommended your account as a pre-N52 Jason stan so, here I am! The question is the following:

I've been on DC/Batfam tiktok for a while, and most of the tiktokers there have Jason on a pedestal? Like, they defend him as if he were an "uwu" character. I don't know how to explain it, but it annoys the shit out of me, because they're not defending the Mass murderer-Fuck-Batman character I like (if they were, I wouldn't complain), but I feel they're defending just WFA Jason, even though a lot of content I watched it's from before the webtoon came out. Do you think it's RHATO's fault?

Hello Anon! Welcome!

Ay Anon, you are a brave soul! DC/Batfam tiktok sounds like… hell. I don’t know “uwu” Jason Todd and I already want him out.

First, I want to say that I am not a “batfam” friendly person… like, I reject the concept from all angles so when I imagine the “batfam” version of any character my brain just unplugs. But, like you, if I were in contact with it, it would also annoy me and I think I know why.

“uwu” Jason isn’t Jason, or at least not grown-up Jason Todd (and that not even mentioning Jason’s Red Hood). Now, as a Lobdell hater I have to say that not even his Jason could have been considered “uwu”, he was just gross and dumb (so, another type on no no for me).

So, I wouldn’t really blame Lobdell and RHatO completely for this new version of Jason, but I would say that it is a bit more fandom’s fault because somewhere along the way they completely convinced themselves that fanon!Jason was better that whichever version of Jason that was in comics and that turned into an absolute mess. Don’t get me wrong, fanon!Jason is cute or whatever but he isn’t OG Jason Todd or Red Hood Jason Todd.

But here is the biggest problem, from my point of view of course, fandom has convinced themselves and new people (or outsiders to comics) that Jason Todd is a “bad boy with a heart of gold” who was “manipulated” by the Lazarus Pit. Which is not true and then we have the horrendous concept of Jason actually “wanting to be Bruce’s family again”. Those are some of fandom’s most favourite concepts regarding Jason, that might have come from Lobdell’s LACK of good and intelligent writing.

Which leads me to the reason why I believe that while it was not completely Lobdell’s fault that this new Jason is here, his lack of context and patchy writing influenced these, less than amusing takes. Some of those takes used to be headcanons but along fandom’s need to “make things better” came DC’s stupid mentality of making each character as bland as Batman or just a washed down version of him.

So, in reality, the one to blame is DC. DC saw fandom’s version of Jason and the mess that they let Lobdell come up with and instead of doing something to salvage the unique character that we once had they just… went with the mediocre flow.

They did things like recycling ideas (Joker, Batman, Joker, Batman), incredibly weird relationships with characters that only led to mischaracterisations, some very disturbing attempts at romance (without a real beginning or build up most times) and familial relationships.

That Jason I just talked about is the one I like to call “washed down”, “uwu” Jason is just pure webtoon nonsense and that one came directly from people and DC trying to profit from fanon “lore” that gets more and more nauseating as it goes. The levels of cliché that the webtoon has got going on are 2012 wattpad levels, it is beyond the actual “batfam” fandom here on tumblr.

Maybe tiktok has gotten to know Jason only through the webtoon or (worse) only through images from the webtoon… And that’s why that version might be put on a pedestal. Nowadays it is very simple for people to create whole ass ideas from a single image without ever reading a single piece of canon (or not canon) content, and, to be honest… Jason has been a “free for all” ever since Rebirth.

Jason Todd has no solid background ever since the UtRH and “Lost Days” era, but my dear Anon, imagine showing that Jason to fans of any other version of Jason… he would most likely be the most unappealing guy…And not because he killed people but because DC themselves have completely villainized that version of Jason Todd.

DC made it their mission to make duality and good characterization something unachievable for Jason Todd as Red Hood. In their eyes he was just a nutjob that wanted to kill people because Joker had killed him thus making him a selfish piece of shit that needed to be stopped by Batman… Which, as you might know, is not true at all but hey! Duality and anti-heroes/anti-villains are lame according to DC so… what do I know??

Anyway, Anon, sorry for this absolutely mental rant but you caught me with a need to fight the air so here I am!

Hope you have a wonderful weekend Anon! Hopefully some cute kitty and doggo content comes your way on tiktok!

#jason todd #red hood #fanon vs canon

[ursie]

I had a rough draft idea for a fic or an AU I actually sent this to a bland dc headcanon blog first but it keeps growing now where it would take place in like a post apocalyptic android future and it would go kinda like this:

Oracle and Red Hood team up and take a road trip across an almost abandoned Nevada. They spend hours in the car stopping at off the road diners that are run by humans and androids and passing by abandoned torn down locations. Oracle is a hacker and technican who specializes in helping androids with disabilities, androids that have wiring that isn’t right and who have programs that causes speech patterns and etc. The problem is that there is a group of people who don’t see Androids as having their own autonomy and want them to be obedient, who do not think androids can have disabilities. Red Hood is a thief/outlaw who works underground in getting parts for androids and humans. He has two fingers that were shot off in a shoot out and has a partial hand/fingers prosthetic. [haven’t worked out how they would come across each other to work together but somehow they do] Their road trip also consists of make stops at a gas stations as well with Jason to stocking up on snacks while Barbara uses the restroom. They stay at broken down motels where they hear old couples arguing in the rooms over and vending machines being used. And they have car rides where they have these long conversations while Bruce Springsteen plays in the radio. [not clear what further plots would happen because there is also like technology and privacy concerns and poverty but I’m continuing on] and they end up finding trouble in colorful and never sleeping Vegas. Maybe the authorities realizes what they are doing and it ends up being like a chase or maybe they have information about a large container of Android parts at a Casino that’s run by a villain and they need to get in and a heist happens where Oracle keeps watch while Red Hood goes in. And you have a chase where people are inside the casino and screaming and drinking and playing and partying. Eventually everything comes to a close and maybe they succeed and they pack up the car and place Barbara’s wheelchair in the back seat and then head back to GothVm.

Fun!! I like how vibrant this setting is like I can really visualize it!! Good job!!

#asks #anon

[xatanna-troy]

Head canon that all the Batkids have assigned chores. There's no way that Bruce would make his surrogate dad clean all of that giant ass manor PLUS the batcave AND all the batvehicles and non batvehicles and suits and gadgets.

My guy alfred penny worth trained his son and grandkids to clean and do laundry as if they were in the military and they are GODDAMN EFFICIENT AT IT.

The bat bros regularly try to pawn off their chores onto each other and The batgirls try to outsmart the boys into doing it for them.

"hey tim."

"yeah?"

"jason said you're too much of a wuss to do everyone's laundry."

"fuck HIM. he thinks he's all that with his fancy laundry detergent and shit? i'll show him! hand me the at basket cass!"

-later-

Tim, storming past jason after folding all the clothes. "HA! WHOS THE WUSS NOW?"

"still you timbo. still you."

All i'm saying is that alfred regularly blackmails Bruce and his kids to get them to stop doing stupid shit by telling them their chores will be doubled and/or intensified.

"master bruce, you're too injured to go out"

"crime doesn't take a rest alfred"

"master bruce this is your first and final warning."

"..."

"i assume young master damian would like a ride in the batmobile no? with his friend jon to get cheesy fries and big burgers? it's not like i'll have to be the one to clean out the messy cheese stains." *pulls out his phone*

"Alfred wait--"

Batdad Broosh and his Batkids doing chores and making regular games out of it lives in my mind rent FREE.

#head canon #dc headcanon #batfam headcanon #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #bruce wayne #damian wayne #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #duke thomas #alfred pennyworth #incorrect batfam #bland dc headcanons

[screechingnerdwombat]

DC Headcanon

The reason why Kryptonians and humans clash so often is due to the uncanny valley theory.  The uncanny valley is the unsetting feeling we get when something that appears human (or Kryptonian) is almost identical but not quite.  It creeps us out.

#DC Headcanon #dc comics #uncanny valley #Kryptonians #superman #dc bland headcanons

[batcassed]

I think it would be so funny if when Jason announced that he was alive and was legally readopted and stuff... nobody believed him. Like everyone would be like ‘oh I see we’re trying to get on a reality show now are we’ and absolutely call Bruce and Jason liars.

#txt* #bland headcanon? yes #f | dc

[blanddcheadcanons]

This isn't a bland headcanon but it is a rather bland question: Who's your favorite DC character?

The Flash. Followed closely by Captain Marvel/Shazam! and Superman. Also Flex Mentallo and Man-of-Bats. I just like a big muscley man who is very kind to people. If I see him sacrifice his life for the greater good I just lose my mind.

[dyketectivecomics]

EVERY batfam member has had that Moment™️ where they pull out a batarang during a mission briefing with a map on display and just *shhhnk* stick it right into the map to DEFINITELY leave a permanent mark on the tabletop below, all for the Drama™️ of being like “we need to be *shhnk* t h e r e”

No ones ever dared to do it inside Wayne manor itself ofc they’d NEVER disrespect Alfred like that

#batfamily #noncompliance #bland dc headcanons? pfft no. we need Tropey as Hell headcanons

[thesistersarcheron]

The Amazons might garden for pleasure, but they sure as hell don’t waste time or resources cutting grass for aesthetic purposes.

#end 👏 lawn 👏 culture 👏 #( aka i hate watching the 70s show and seeing a freshly manicured lawn on paradise island. it KILLS me. ) #this is my bland dc headcanon #they might trim the grass on training fields but??? probably not #just let the goats go free for a few days and then it's taken care of