#batpups

[cloakedsparrow]

Tim: ...so that's how I ended up in Bludhaven with a fake uncle.

Jason: ...

Tim: What?

Jason: Let me make sure I'm understanding this correctly before I respond. Your dad was murdered. Your stepmom, who never adopted you, was in a mental hospital. Dick was awol. Cass was still basically a baby as well and was finding herself. B was avoiding you because he felt guilty about getting your dad murdered.

Tim: He didn't-

Jason *speaking over him forcefully*: Then you dropped out of school, so no one could possibly miss you while you lived with a man who was a complete stranger to you and who knew you had money and no adults worth a damn in your life.

Jason *takes deep breath*: Why the fuck would you do that?!

Tim: Well, at first I wasn't sure what was going to happen to me and Batman needs Robin, but we also both needed some space to grieve. I had to make sure I was still available to Bruce while also leaving us some breathing room. Plus, Dick was out of town, so Bludhaven needed a vigilante anyway.

Jason: Okay, ignoring the twenty other things wrong with that statement, did it never occur to you that Bruce could just adopt you?

Tim: Well, Yeah. But he'd just adopted Dick, which was a really big deal for him, emotionally, you know? I was worried he'd feel bad if Bruce turned around and adopted me.

Jason: You were worried Dick would feel bad if Bruce adopted you when you had literally no one else?

Tim: Yeah. I was used to being alone anyway and you know how he can get when it comes to Bruce.

Jason: So you decided to move in with a strange man who was down on his luck and might, oh, I don't know, murder the weird, wealthy child whose bank account he had access to?!

Tim: I paid him. I never gave him direct access to my bank account.

Jason: Oh, well that makes everything fine then. He'd just have to force you to hand over more cash. Or hold you hostage against Bruce. Or blackmail you to keep you as his baby sugar daddy.

Tim: I set up everything about his fake identity so he couldn't try to blackmail me without looking really sketchy himself and he never knew about Robin, so what would he blackmail me with anyway?

Jason: How about telling Bruce what you did, since the charade was obviously mostly for him?

Tim: Then he'd risk losing everything while I moved in with Bruce. Nothing he could do against me would gain him anything, so what was the worst that could happen?

Jason: He could have murdered you in your sleep! He could've jumped you while you were vulnerable! He could've threaten to report you to a truancy officer if you didn't do something he wanted! He could've drugged you and sold you to traffickers! Fuck, I don't want to keep thinking about all the horrible things that could've happened to your idiotic baby past self. So let me just reiterate the important question: What the fuck were you thinking?!

Tim: Why does every funny story I tell you end up with you freaking out and yelling at me?

Jason: Because every story you think is a funny childhood anecdote is actually a fucking terrifying misadventure that you just somehow survived!

#fanfiction #mine #ficlet #funny #BatBros #BatPups #Bat Family #Jason Todd #Tim Wayne #Tim Drake #Red Hood #Robin #Red Robin #DC #Comics #Bruce Wayne's adopted children

[darlinghomebody]

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[crookedlynerdywriter]

I’ve got this scene in my head for a Mer!Batfam AU where Bruce is human but he’s raising a bunch of merpups. And I just have this idea of him like picking one of his babies up out of the water while the pup screeches and bites him like that one video of a guy talking about how he pets his dog to relax while it bites the shit out of his fingers without really doing any damage. And he’s just like “and this is my precious little sweet heart *insert bat kid of your choice*”. The context being that merpups need to spend some time out of water for their bodies to properly develop the ability to breathe air rather than just using their gills to breathe water but like when babies get fussy for tummy time they don’t like being out of the water so they scream and hiss and bite but they’re not trying to hurt Bruce so much as show they’re upset (they get over it eventually but begrudgingly lol).

I also want to note that this idea has all of the batkids closer in age and younger because I like the idea of Bruce trying to manage a litter of mischievous little Mer-batpups and also because I think it could play into the idea of mers as social creatures that form pods and would likely usually raise pups communally in the pod and the pups would form their own little pod mirroring the adults.

#batman #batfam #batman au #bruce wayne #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #cassandra cain #merpeople #mer au #stephanie brown #duke thomas

[jannis-world-connection]

#Repost from @unfoldingearth with @ming.app . Just catching a ride on mamas belly🦇 @earthsfauna for more!! Did you know that for the first couple of weeks in a flying fox pups life it clings on to It’s mother abdomen at all times! Photo by @solar_whisper For more posts, please like and follow☘️ #flyingfox #flyingfoxes #bat #bats #animal #mammal #mammals #animals #nature #wildlife #biology #zoology #wildlifephotography #animalphotography #naturephotography #cuteanimals #batpup #batpups #babybat #babyanimals #adorableanimals #beautifulanimals #coolanimals #loveanimals #awesomeanimals #flyinganimals #flying #wings #bigwings https://www.instagram.com/p/B8r6qeaBR_I/?igshid=10as248nrw5sg

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[whereintheworldiskamalakhan]

#Dinah #Dinah the batpup

[mayakern]

Just wanna say that your work is incredible! I've been following you for a good 6 years now and you're a huge inspiration to me, I'm looking forward to seeing the things you create in the years to come 😊

aww wow thank you, that means a lot!

i can’t believe how long some of y’all have stuck around for! six years ago i was completing my senior year of college, i was still making chapter 2 of monsterpop, plus my short comics. i was unmedicated, insecure, and barely scraping by, especially once i left school to strike out on my own, and i was desperate for work and constantly overworking myself.

now i have a wife and a fixer upper house and a dog and two cats. my wife and i work full time together on our store and i basically get to work drawing whatever i want to make merch for it. i don’t have to draw anything unless i want to and i don’t (normally) have to work longer than an average work day. my wife and i make a good living together and we have good friends who love us and we take care of each other. a lot can change in six years. :’)

#ask #batpup

[mademoisellepumpkin]

Just a bonus thank you post for my new followers. I really appreciate it!

Wait a second, Bruce Wayne?! - You’re ruining it for everyone !

Pup Quiz with Ben Affleck - The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon (x)

#ben affleck #the tonigh show starring jimmy fallon #jimmy fallon #batman #batpup #puppies #the tonight show #gif #pup quiz #dogs

[amarkofcain]

I lov u

I lov u too Dan!!!!!!

#historianbow #i WILL kill for u batpup

[gamebunny-advance]

🦇🥚🍨 pink!

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#batpup

[cloakedsparrow]

Red Hood climbs up onto a roof with the intention of watching some drug smugglers below, only to find Robin, crouched in the perfect hiding space Jason had noticed. The boy is eating fries from a curled down Batburgers bag and sipping a Riddler Shake.

Jason: What are you doing here, Boy Wonder?

Tim: Probably the same thing you are. Spying on criminals.

Jason: ...

Tim: Want some fries? They're Jokerized, just to warn you.

Jason: Why?

Tim: Kon-El got some to try the last time he sneaked into Gotham and it turns out they're really good.

Jason: No, why would you offer me fries?

Tim: I have enough to share and I can always buy more?

Jason: Why are you being nice to me?

Tim: I'm offering fries, not a kidney. Why wouldn't I?

Jason: Because of the knife to the throat or, you know, that time I beat you within an inch of your life?

Tim: ...

Jason: ...

Tim: What the fuck was your time as Robin like?

Jason: The fuck?

Tim: A mentally unstable individual violently attacked me because he was scared or mad at Batman. That's like a bi-monthly occurrence for me, minimum. At least you were really insane and want to get better now-

Jason: I never said I wanted to stop killing.

Tim: I said get better. You want to be in control of yourself instead of being all Lazarus crazy, right?

Jason: Yes. But that doesn't mean I won't kill.

Tim: That's still wanting to get better. You think half the rouges who rotate through Arkham are actually trying to get better by even that much?

Jason: No.

Tim: Me, either. So that makes you an improvement over the usual. Plus, you know, the trauma from being murdered and all.

Jason: That's not an excuse to attack a kid.

Tim: No, but it's an explanation, which, again, is better than the usual. And you're showing signs of genuine remorse. That's huge around here. How often do we get that?

Jason: Anyone ever tell you your standards are kinda fucked up?

Tim: They'd have to pay closer attention for that.

Jason: Fucking what?

Tim: Doesn't matter. It's not like you're going to talk to anyone and even if you did, who'd believe you?

Jason: ...

Tim: So, you want some fries?

Jason: Yeah, sure.

Jason: These are good.

Tim: Right?

Jason: Is this nori?

Tim: Uh-huh; with paprika, kosher salt, and msg. I think there might be something else in there, but I haven't been able to place it.

Jason: Potato starch.

Tim: Oh, that makes sense.

Jason: I am definitely Jokerizing my fries from now on.

Tim: Try them with the Riddler Shake, too. The mint really compliments them.

Jason: I'll do that.

Tim: Wait. Doesn't that guy work for Black Mask?

Jason: Yes, he does.

Tim: So...want to pull a World's Finest?

Jason: What?

Tim: You know, a team-up?

Jason: You-? Fucking- You know what? Sure. Let's pull a World's Finest. *under his breath* Little freak.

#dc #comics #funny #ficlet #fanfiction #bat family #bat brothers #batpups #Jason Todd #Tim Drake #Tim Wayne #Red Hood #Robin

[ahp-discourse]

You mean in the way that exclusionists continue to hold aces (and really inclusionists in general) responsible for that one person who mocked the AIDS crisis, acting as though we all feel that way? (Hint: We inclusionists don’t.  Most of the Aces I’ve encountered don’t either)

“whine about how the mean sexual assault survivors are threatening you”

Yes, how dare I expect to have the ability to voice my opinion without being threatened with physical violence?

Fuck me, amirite?

I guess that means that I can go up to every exclusionist that has called me a pedophile apologist and threaten to beat their asses.  You’d be okay with that, right? Me using threats of physical violence because someone said something I didn’t like?  As a survivor of CSA, I don’t like when people call me a pedophile apologist - but that doesn’t give me the right to threaten them with physical harm.   

The same thing applies here.

People don’t have to like me pointing out how similar their rhetoric is to that of a rape apologist - but they don’t get the right to threaten physical harm over it.

Now, I’ll tell you the same thing I tell everyone else:  If you dislike me and what I post on my own blog, if you find it “disturbing”, feel free to block me and move on.

#Discourse #Receipts #batpup

[batpupp]

#imvu #batpup

[sniiiped]

batpup replied to your post “Also a bitch in the comments said that asexuality is a mental issue...”

Being told you're weird isn't oppression. Cis Heteroromantic aces and heterosexual aros are oppressors on the axes of gender identity and sexuality because that's just how privilege works.

Cis Heteroromantic Asexuals/Cis Heterosexual Aromantics don’t WANT to be part of the LGBT community because THEY KNOW they’re not part of it. The argument is that ARO-ACES are disgusting/not a real thing/are inherintly (I probably butchered that word) Hetero which is what I’m arguing against!

Also not everyone that isn’t LGBT is automatically an oppressor. I had straight and cis allies in my life! I am sure that Ace people can be just the same!

#batpup

[spacecharizard]

He eats justice for breakfast

#batpup #batman #justice league #dc comics

[whereintheworldiskamalakhan]

#moony the cat #Dinah the batpup

[de-la-tierre-a-la-lune]

Pretty girls. The best girls.

#batpup #princess peanut butter