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#bakukiri incorrect quotes
levi-ackerman-kin · 1 year
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Bakugou: how do you want your coffee?
Kiri: dark and bitter like my soul
Bakugou:
Bakugou: one glass of milk coming up
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starwarsloverpizza · 2 years
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Kiri: Sorry I’m late Denki, I was doing ... stuff? Eheh...
Denki: Ok?
Bakugou: Don’t objectify me shitty hair!
Kiri: ...
Denki: Why?!?!
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kiribakuincorrect · 10 months
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Kirishima: this is real
Bakugo : I know
Kirishima: you're my husband
Bakugo : I'm your husband
Kirishima: you married me… in front of people
Bakugo: i know. i was there
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mha-quotes-and-such · 5 months
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Bakugou: If I had to murder everyone in this class, I'd hesitate slightly before killing you
Kirishima, visibly blushing: Really?? That's so sweet!!
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Kirishima: Hey Bakugo! Have you ever heard of a marriage of convenience?
Bakugo: The hell you talking about shitty hair?
Kirishima: It's when two best friends get married because it's convenient (note: he's not quite right, but let's let him have this)
Bakugo:
Kirishima: So I was thinking since we're best friends...it would be super convenient if we married each other.
Bakugo:
Kirishima: Okay, so hear me out! We already share an apartment and work at the same hero agency. Neither of us has had much luck with dating and our schedules are already too jam packed with hero work to meet someone naturally (plus you suck at opening up to new people). We practically spend all our time hanging out - so why not make it official and get the tax benefits of being legal partners?
Bakugo:
Bakugo: Yeah that makes sense. Fine.
Kirishima: For real???
Bakugo: Yeah but don't make me regret it, shitty hair.
Kirishima: I promise I'll be the manliest husband of convenience you've ever had!!!
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all-m-o1-hero · 11 months
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(Comic idea I had that I might draw later)
Bakugou: *bumps into Kaminari in the dorms’ halls*
Bakugou: Watch we’re you’re fuckin’ going Denki
Kaminari: Huh?
Bakugou: I said; watch whe-
Kaminari: OMG YOU CALLED ME DENKI
Bakugou: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Kiri, popping his head out of his room: YO HE CALLED YOU DENKI
Kiri: BAKUBRO WHAT’S MY NAME?
Bakugou: Fuck you all…
Kaminari and Kirishima: Now that’s not it
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dogwaterdish · 1 year
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Bakugou: Guys, I’ve been meaning to tell you… Kirishima and I are dating.
Kirishima, Mina, Kaminari, and Sero: *gasp*
Bakugou: Kirishima, why are you surprised?!
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actualyoyo · 1 year
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Kirishima: I think I’m in love with bakugou
Mina: congratulations you are officially the last person to know
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big-armed-mar · 10 months
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Kirishima: "Babe, sometimes I feel worthless."
Bakugou: "You think you're weightless? Let's test that."
Kirishima: "No, I said I feel wor-WOAAHH"
Bakugou: "And how do you feel now?"
Kirishima: ". . . Weightless."
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writerswho · 3 months
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Kirishima: You know what your problem is, Bakugou? You're really cute so no one ever told you to shut the fuck up.
Bakugou: You think I'm cute?
Kirishima: Shut the fuck up!
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incorrectmyhero · 2 years
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Priest: Do you, Bakugou Katsuki, take Kirishima Ejirou to be your lawfully wedded spouse? For richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death do you part?
Bakugou: Death can try and part us but not before I tear death apart first.
Kirishima: ...Babe? You... You can't- death isn't a physical entity.
Bakugou: A minor setback.
Kirishima: ...I'm not sure if I should be touched or concerned.
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Bakugou: you're like an angel with no wings
Kirishima: so like.. a person?
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kiribakuincorrect · 10 months
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Bakugo: so you're telling me that you bought barbie tickets because they remind you of me
Kirishima: *nods*
Bakugo: but hasn't it occurred to you to think of me with the movie that has explosions and is about atomic bombs?
Kirishima: *denies*
….
Kirishima: I just wanted to be your Ken
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mha-quotes-and-such · 4 months
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Bakugou: You make me smile Kirishima: Aw- Bakugou: I'm filing a restraining order against you Kirishima: WHAT?! Bakugou: I can’t have weakness in my life
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denkiaustimadhd · 7 months
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Kirishima : We both look very handsome tonight.
Bakugo : You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you."
Kirishima : I couldn't take that chance
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silversynaesthesia · 11 months
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Bakugo: You text me "happy Monday". What am I supposed to do with that?!
Midoriya/Kirishima: Oh, I don't know. Maybe have a happy Monday?
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